Ah, a pen licence. Good times. In most Australian primary schools, you start off writing with a pencil. Then once you reach a certain grade (changes depending on your school - it was Year 4 for me, so 9-10 year olds), things change. But wait! First you have to earn the right of pen usage by having good enough writing. Once a teacher is happy with your penmanship, you are presented with your pen licence and can graduate from pencils to pens. No using pens without permission!
My school always had all student in year four I think do a pen test to get a pen license but when I got to the year we had to do it it never happened so we were just allowed to write with pen which made most of us not use pen because we weren’t sure if we were allowed to but we were
@@the_person_in_the_photo Same, I have low muscle tone (never picked up on in school) in my hands so no pen licence for my messy writing, good old early 1990’s inclusiveness 😂 I have arthritis in my hands now so my handwriting is even worse. I still feel like I’m giving a big stuff you to my year 6 teacher when I handwrite with a pen 😆
The first one brought back memories. Primary school. Your mum writing your lunch order for the canteen, putting the money inside and when lunchtime rolled around, someone brought it to your room. If there was change, stop at the shop on the way home with your mates for lollies or ice cream.
when in primary year five we'd an outside "drug awareness class" and it was probably seven dollars or whatever, my mother put it in an envelope and in a morning hurry wrote "drug money" on it for me to give to the class teacher
We had to order ours in the canteen before recess or lunch, and then they have trays out with paper bags with their lunches in and the higher years had to sit down by the trays and wait for kids to come and get their order… It was every interesting.
@@anthonyrsw6570 As a retired primary school teacher and parent that made my day ! 😂( Good use of " " but please remember to use capital letters and full-stops, young Anthony!)
The penguins were from a kids show called Pingu, with different dialogue added in. A pen licence was when we had to write neatly with a pencil for a length of time (neatness and time varied by teacher, and some penalised for correcting mistakes) then we were given a "licence" to use a pen for school work.
Eshays, or lads, are often considered stereotypically hypermasculine and inclined to crime and violence. They may be affiliated with other local youths from a postcode, hang out in groups, use slang derived from Pig Latin, wear sportswear, and engage in intimidating and anti-social behaviour. Common fashion items include bumbags and Nike shoes. The Mullet hairstyle is also common. "Business up front, party out back." The term can refer to individuals within the subculture, or to the subculture itself, and can have various other meanings in different contexts. The word "eshay" apparently derives from the Pig Latin for "sesh" (meaning drug or cannibis use session). The term "adlay" (/ˈædleɪ/), Pig Latin for "lad," refers to the same subculture.
The thing that always bothered me about the phrase "eshay" is that it's not even the correct way to say "sesh" in pig latin. PL works by chopping off the first consonant sound, moving it to the end of the word, and adding "ay" after, so "sesh" would become "esh-say"... dumbasses can't even use their stupid made up language right (and btw, I was using pig latin in the 90s in primary school, it's not even that cool or mysterious lol)
This is the best description of eshays I’ve ever seen! I was legit thinking ‘how can one describe the eshay without just showing a bunch of examples of their behaviour? Not sure it’s possible…’ then you just went ahead and nailed it. Well done.
Mullets have made a real comeback in recent years and I think it's awesome. Business at the front, party at the back. A haircut for all occasions. As for Huntsman spiders in cars. For some reason they often seem to hide until you're doing 100km on a freeway at night and then they make their way down the windscreen, leaving you trying to figure out if they're on the inside or the outside. (Hint - they're usually on the inside.)
Mine was called Fred. Fred lived in my work van for about a year. Fred died the day he decided to climb over the brim of my hat when doing 100km on the freeway. RIP Fred.
When we lived on a farm i had a tray top ute which was often used to collect firewood. Huntsman spiders often called Tarantulas would come put of the wood and live in the cab. They most often came out at night when you were driving. They didnt worry me and were often on the ceiling of the cab. Only twice did I have a bit of a scare. Once one dropped of the ceiling into my ( curly) hair. I just concentrated on driving and let it find its way out but it was a funny feeling. The second time , i had my hands on the wheel in the 10 to 2 position, when one ran around the steering wheel and over my hands. I could just see it in the glow from the headlights. They are harmless, and didnt worry me as much as the many snakes on the property, or the many kangaroos. One of these jumped out of the bush onto the bonnet ( hood)of the car. It slid across the front window and knocked the side mirror off. A fraction of a second earlier and it would have been in the front seat with me
Thanks laughed at this so hard. It’s so accurate about the huntsman spiders. The amount of times that would happen I can’t even remember. The amount of times I was jumping around the car trying to figure that out is it inside or out is ridiculous: AND always on the freeway. Take care Leisa Western Australia xxx
Milo is a malted chocolate drink powder- most kids will try to put as much in as possible- I feel fat my little sister used to get basically a mug full of milo, add about 3 tablespoons of milk, and nuke it in the microwave until it turned into a sort of molten chocolate sludge, then eat it with a spoon!🤷♀️(it’s also good sprinkled over icecream!)
OMG! You need to try a Tim Tam slam. You take small bites off the diagonal of the Tim Tam then use it like a straw in your tea/coffee then slam the Tim Tam when its all soft and gooey. THE BEST!
The cartoon penguin clip is a kids cartoon. The small penguin having a piss is called Pingu, he’s the main character. I know this because Pingu has been shown on U.K. Tv for a few years. I think that was an actual clip from one of the cartoons, and it looks like some clever Aussie has dubbed their own words to it.
l loved how they swapped out all the regular food brands for the Coles mini collectables...lol also the1st one the paper bag we used to write our lunch order on it and leave the bag and money in a basket this was collected and taken to the canteen then at lunch time you went to the canteen and collected your order from the basket for your grade
The first one was about school lunches. You'd write your lunch order on the paper bag and put the money in the bag. Then the tuckshop/ canteen ladies would get it ready and bring the lunches to your classroom. Well, that's how my school did it anyway. I'm sure some other schools did it differently though.
Don't knock Pingu (the penguins) it was awesome. Also try the timtam slam its great. Edit to explain Eshay tldr is punk/wannabe gangster/losers who think they are tough but are acutely lame AF, mostly they are a nuisance not an actual threat.
Ok the thing that you asked about the girl with the Tim tam is called a Tim tam slammer. Basically eat a corner of each end then sip it through milk and you get a milk shake. Mullets were a big thing in the 80’s and unfortunately they are coming back into fashion in a big way……a pen license was what we got in grade 3 when we wrote clean and neat with a grey lead.
As a primary school teacher I caution you to please remember your ADVERBS and not slip into lazy American ways. How did you write? You wrote cleanLY and neatLY. Some homework for you. Hand it in first thing in the morning or you'll have to do it at play-time.
Paper bag: most schools have a tuck shop, aka canteen, aka food shop, where kids can order their lunch in the morning by putting their money in a brown paper bag and writing on the bag their name and what they want. Staff put the food in the bag for the kids to pick up at lunchtime. Milo: everyone that consumes milo wants bucketloads of it, but parents have to moderate their kid's consumption of it for both health and household grocery budget reasons, which creates this stereotype. I as a parent preferred to limit the number of milo drinks instead and let my kids have at it when they did get one, because 2 teaspoons of milo is lame. Heaped tablespoons or don't even bother! Vegemite and Tim Tams: the vegemite was just showing off. The tim tam and milk was the first half of a tim tam slam and that is completely normal. Penguin cartoon: Not an Aussie cartoon, just an Aussie voice-over of a popular Swiss cartoon called Pingu. Eshay: a youth and meth-head subculture, which makes them think they're cool, but everyone else thinks they're an idiot. Not to be confused with bogans, that would be insulting to bogans. A lot of those tiktoks just proved that Aussie made tiktoks can be just as bad as tiktoks from any other country.
@@ohannaho Nah he is so right. Australia has gone backward the next generation is fked up. The new slang doesn't make sense or rhyme or fit what they are saying and I think the technology has made them dumber and removed common sense.
8:06 is on point! Btw I am Aussie have grown up Aussie and I have never left this country, I am saying this so I get no comments like “erm actually, you have no say in this due to you probably not even being an Australian”. Thank you 😌
I don't ever remember buying my lunch at school. I always took my lunch from home. I don't remember getting a pen licence. I think when we hit sixth class we changed to pen and ink. That was quite literally. There was an ink well in the desk to dip your pen in. Damned hard for a lefty because their hand tended to wipe over the fresh writing. Ball point pens didn't come in till high school. Yes, I am a dinosaur. I left school over fifty years ago.
My kid just started grade 5 and told me that her teacher talked about pen licenses on the first day and I was so excited for her! It’s such a major milestone of growing up for us Aussies!
Ive driven and had a huntsman spider walk across the windscreen, their leg span is too big to ignore. The dad that helped raise you, BOOM LOL. Giraffe: that tall AF kid.
I live in Aus. And we once had a huntsman spider crawl thru the car as we were driving. The girl I was with slammed on the breaks. Stopped the car, which lead to the spider falling on me, so I bailed out the door in a graceful, stylish shake, like I was having a fit. And to cap it all off. The girl driving, I’m guessing in a panic, then accelerated, and ran over my foot. I never saw the spider again.. I was just the innocent bystander that got fkd. Hahaha
Milo is actually a MALT drink. It does however have a chocolate base, but tastes like a cookie more than chocolate. As for mullets, I’m embarrassed as well, huge comeback tour. Eshays are the Campbelltown train station lads that hop on the train asking for a durry(cigarette/money for cigarettes).
As a fellow arachnophobia, who happens to be Australian- if you ever do visit out country- I hear by officially give you permission to deal with any spiders you may come across, however you see fit!!!
I can hereby report that dousing a tarantula with burning hairspray doesn't work but might put the house at risk of catching fire, my ex tried that one.
mmmm yes, arachnophobia. I'm also terrified of spiders, and it doesn't help that seemingly there's one that's waiting to get me. I don't even mean at my own home. It's at my grandparents, it's just this huge brown spider, absolutely terrifying, thing is probably a quarter to half my hand's size. saw if for the first time over a year ago, just sitting on the truck at my grandparents farm, and couldn't even get close to it without that thing popping out of nowhere and coming straight over to me. Lo and behold over a year later the spider is still there and seemingly comes out of hiding to get me if I go anywhere near the truck, sometimes coming off the truck in my direction. Seriously this spider's out to get me or something, I don't even know the species, kind of hoped it was one of the ones that died within a year but could possibly be one that lives up to 20 years. So technically speaking, there could just be this spider hunting me for the next 19 years and I won't know until I see it. Whenever I bring something to kill it, it just goes into hiding and then I can't find it
When it’s an Australia based video, I feel like spiders do make a guest appearance but I do hope they don’t appear here. Edit: The prayers didn’t work.
Yes, it's a nice change from US opinions and videos of Australia! 😮 Milo, is healthy chocolate milk! Tim Tam slam! Poor Magpie! Where do these weirdos live!? 😳😰 Roos fighting for breeding rights, stay back! 😂 Get the manager!! 🙄 Excellent reflexes Joel! 🕷️👍 Weet Bix kids are healthy sporty kids! 🤔 Pen licence, allowed to use pens instead of pencils! 🤨 Some of these are so odd! 😵 He meant a Private School, no fun! 🧐 Siblings never stop this fighting/crying stuff! Seriously, could have been better! 😆
@@RustyGarageAus it may have some malt in it but it is most definitely a granulated chocolate drink mix...I have a Milo every morning to mask the disgusting taste of the horrible digestive shite I have to take every friggin day for the rest of my natural born... 😖 🙃🐨🇦🇺
Okie dokie, so a lunch order was when kids would get a paper bag, write their name and what food they wanted from the canteen (sort of like a little shop at the school) on the front, as well as how much it cost. If your school delivered your lunch order to the classroom, you would also put your classroom number on it. You would put the money in it (esp. loose change) and deposit it at the canteen drop box. At lunch, you could pick it up from the canteen and have some hot food (commonly, a hot meat pie, hot pizza slices, sausage roll, hot lasagna). The penguin show is called Pingu, and it is (was?) an Aussie (pronounced Ozzie) staple. They dubbed over the audio with their own though; they don't really speak in the show. It's all claymation, which is cool. The one with the Vegemite and Tim tam; what she did with the Tim tam is bite off opposite corners, and drink her milk through it like a straw. The proper term for this technique is the 'Tim-Tam slam' - Common with milk, hot chocolate, and coffee. This makes the cookie inside the Tim tam soft and like a chocolate bomb of flavour when you eat it after a slam. In Aussie primary (elementary) school, you use a lead pencil to do all your school work, until you could prove your handwriting was legible enough and less likely to make a mess; once you proved this, you got your 'pen license', and could do your classwork in pen. Sadly yes, mullets are very popular in Australia; especially among tradies (tradesmen) and the bogans (sort of like hillbillies, but more focused on drinking). Eshays is like Australia's version of lads and chavs. Generally seen wearing sports wear, playing rap music out on a speaker in public, and sometimes delinquency, they commonly go up to people and try to 'bum a smoke' from them. The Campbelltown tiktok was also a sign of that.
when I lived in the bush (mid north coast) I would have a gym shoe handy to eliminate any spider that decided to enter my house. The spider has all the outside but inside is mine.
I use to bypass milk entirely with Milo and just eat from the can. My mum could never hide the Vegimite, and as a yuoung kid would I would find it, sit on the floor and just scoop it out by the the handful.
That spider was a huntsman on the car window and harmless to humans, but still scary if you are not expecting to see one. I had one on my hand once. I was opening my car door and felt something sticky on my fingers. I thought great someone had stuck chewing gum under my door latch. I couldn’t flick it off, looked at my hand and screamed as it was a huntsman. It’s feet has very sticky pads so it can crawl on glass and up walls. I had to use a stick to remove it.
You aussies are so funny! You always explain that this or that spider is harmless but it doesn't matter if you got arachnophobia. Spiders terrify me and it does not matter that we haven't got a single one that are poisonous to humans here in Scandinavia. The biggest ones we got are like 2 cm. I once spent 6 months in Australia and found a big brown tarantula the size of my hand under my bed and it never even entered my mind that it actually could be dangerous. I was just terrified by the way it looked and moved. You aussies are so laid back at the same time that you are constantly watchful of all the dangers nature throws at you. I really like your mentality.
The freddos icecream cakes were so good everyone would have a slice and we would always see who got the most freddos one time my cousin got 17 and whoevers birthday it was would get a big slice that have them an advantage
when you wake up in the night and think your foot touched a prickle at the end of your bed but it was just a giant centipede that crawled into your bed and bit you.................aussie here
Boiiii. That's a Tim Tam slam. If you do it with warm milk/Milo, it'll destroy the Tim Tam in like 3 seconds. So you suck the warm milk through, then quickly eat the biscuit because it's about to go down like Tower 7. I caught a huntsman spider that big about 2 weeks ago in the house. Got it to move a little along the wall, then got a clear plastic box over it as it was moving (much easier than when it's sitting still, because you don't know what direction it'll take off in), and my mum drove like 2kms away to get rid of it haha. I catch at least one every year, at around this time. They tend to hold a monopoly over the house as a lone ranger. So you won't deal with multiples (usually). We live in a nice estate area in the city. So the spiders aren't just in the wild. They're in your walls.
Eshay: The word "eshay" apparently derives from the Pig Latin for "sesh" (meaning drug or cannibis use session). The term "adlay" (/ˈædleɪ/), Pig Latin for "lad," refers to the same subculture. Eshays, or lads, are often considered stereotypically hypermasculine and inclined to crime and violence. Bunch of drop kicks, many can be spotted in the western suburbs. Strange creatures
Sorry to add to your arachnophobia, (I too have arachnophobia)- but yeah- I was sitting in my car once, having a smoke, and I looked over and. Priced a big ass spider trying to crawl in my open windw- so I quickly tried to press the button for the window to go up………it caught the spiders leg and it was stuck there, so I got out and left my car for the night…….came back the next morning and no more spider……….except for one leg stuck in my window!*shudder* god I hate Australia sometimes!
From what I understand, you guys have the school cafeteria. And probably need to eat there. We either had a lunchbox packed at home with a snack for morning tea (which we'd call, little lunch in younger years and recess in high school), then an hour for lunch and maybe get a snack for afternoon tea. And we would eat and play outside. But the days you were allowed to get a lunch order, rocked. You'd write your name and order on the paper bag. Put your money in the bag and just before lunch started, everyones order would be delivered to the classroom from the tuckshop (the school food shop). I remember kids going through a phase ordering a plain buttered roll and a packet of cheese twisties, and putting the twisties in their roll. That was a healthy lunch Lol. And then you probably took the chip packet home to put it in the oven to shrink it...did anyone else do this? Maybe we were onto something back then, by reducing the volume of our rubbish.... Usual lunch order... A sausage roll with tomato sauce and a custard tart...or a meat pie with sauce.. Or the salad sandwich. The grated cheese and fresh white bread yummo..why did it always taste better than bringing it from home??? Maybe cause it was a lunch order!!
@@barnowl5774 LoL def Friday's and randomly during the week sometimes, if mum had too much going on or if we were being picky re what do you want in your sandwich??? ...
How to make Milo: put two or three heaped tablespoons of Milo into a glass of cold milk and stir for two minutes. “See the crunchy bits on the top? You can ear those, and the ones down the bottom, you can drink!” (2 tsps is a joke. No one does that!)
A hot dog was the go to lunch bag for me. In the case of an injured native bird such as the magpie call the rspca or something as they can help. those snakes were having a good time ;)
For reasons I don't really understand, Americans are the only people in the world who find Aussies interesting. In a war though, I'd definitely want them watching my back.
Hey about the clip at 06:40, ... the phrase you are looking for when describing the people you serve in Hospitality is: "The people you meet when you are NOT wearing you gun"!!!
vegemite is highly salty so you spread a very very small amount over a slice of toast (I do mean very very little) you either love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. FYI its made from the yeast dregs during beer making. Milo is advertised as an energy drink for young and growing bodies (adults like it too), you can drink it with milk hot or cold (I prefer cold) you can put on ice cream and you can eat it by the spoon full right out of the can. the trick is to with cold milk as much as you can, it floats to the top so stir it in then drink and eat the stuff on top for a double whammy. It's great mate. "Although Its composition and taste differ in some countries Milo is generally made with four main ingredients; malt barley, milk powder, sugar and cocoa, plus 8 vitamins & minerals . Milo contains 1,680 kJ (402 calories) in every 100 g of the powder, mostly from carbohydrates."
Pen licence means that you are allowed to use a pen instead of a pencil because you can write neatly and not make too many mistakes. It's not an official licence, it's just something the teacher would make up. It is typically something in Year 5 or 6 (ages 10-12 depending on state) Cartoon was Pingu and it was a children's cartoon based around a family of Penguins living in an igloo. The audio on the Tik Tok was added in. ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company) is Australia's public broadcaster (tax payer funded) TV channel. When I was growing up, the ABC would show heaps of children's cartoons during the day (Thomas The Tank Engine, Bob The Builder, Bannana's In Pyjama's, Play School, etc). Drinking milk through the Tim Tam (like a straw) is called a 'Tim Tam Slam' and it's something you should probably try
Haha.....another Mitting!! We're very rare!! I'm in WA. Yes, mullets are one thing that should NEVER had come back. My oldest nephew had turned up at Christmas time with one, my whole family gave him grief over it and then it was gone very quickly and never to be seen again thankfully. I think it was more the influence of some friends at that time that weren't the best of characters.
I would suggest you get a backpacker job where I’m working picking blueberries- but I see about 1000 spiders everyday ! They don’t bite though. Maybe a way to conquer your fears ?
The big spiders are generally not harmful , it's the little ones that will mess you up . Backyard cricket .... Automatic wicket keeper , tippity runs , one hand one bounce off anything except the ground , taped up tennis balls & super doopers are for the team ..... SunnyBoys or Glugs for you after they leave
Mullets have been around since the 80’s at least. I’m now 45 nearly and starting mine all over again after having an undercut with ten inch high ponytail beforegoing shaven zero blade.
Hopefully this isn't a typical sample of our youth. Otherwise we're in serious trouble. Unfortunately the Huntsman Spider while harmless just love cars. There would be very few Aussies who haven't had that experience. It's happened to me about 10 times. And they ain't always on the outside.
In Australia kids don't get a cooked meal. They take a lunch or get a lunch order. Parent would have a price list you write kids name and class with what ever your order is on a brown paper bag. You either get it delivered to your class or go to the canteen pick up your lunch. Money was put inside the bag.
With milo on the can it says to only had 2 teaspoons or tablespoons witch is why the mother says to only as 2 scoops but every true Australian doesn’t listen to that and we add so much because it’s so good
the tim tam trick is you bite both ends off then you can use it as a straw it has a chocolate centre and when you suck on it the liquid will be drawn up through the chocolate just like a straw sounds crazy but it actually works!
Hey buddy love ya work... I'm from Ballarat, Victoria Australia and I absolutely hate hate hate spiders myself I can't even sleep ,walk or go to the bathroom if there's a spider
that girl eating vegemite is a wild one, not every aussies is doing that hahahaahha, maybe with some bread and butter too lovely. the timtam thing is biting the corners then using it as a straw its sooo good
I unfortunately had to kill a very large "mate" or huntsman in my bathroom just before the new year. It was larger than my hand & he wouldn't stay stop to catch him especially in the awkward spots & my mum was chuckin a tanty coz she wanted to have a shower. It broke my heart coz they eat the cockroaches & the woodbugs. The next night the grasshopper that decided to take up residence in my bedroom 4 days earlier decided to jump on my head during a 2am doze as i was sick so wasn't sleeping well. Well that got me awake & poor father who was having a bad week with his emphysema woke up from his doze with me screaming & chuckin me phone again the bedroom door. So i didn't sleep for 2 more nights coz i couldn't find him & my dad was able to catch him & put him back outside. Our local reptile park are asking us to catch the world's deadliest spider & drop them down to them for the funnel web anti venom program to save lives. Walking barefoot at all times even around the backyard especially puts us at risk of everything mainly redback spiders as there's communities of them living in every front & back yard of homes across Straya, we know the risks, we grew up with the education at school of our deadliest but we also were educated at school on what to do if bitten & that has saved many a life so for us it's natural & normal
The pen licence.... Usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, youre writing with a pencil and if the teacher deemed your handwriting to be neat enough, you'd get your pen licence and would be allowed to write with a pen. I remember that year I had burnt the palm of my right hand and it took ages to heal up and was bandaged for about 4-6 weeks. About the time every one got their pen licence.. So in all this time, I had to learn to write with my left hand....and 😂never got my licence hahaha. To this day when someone says my handwriting could pass for dr's writing... I tell them that's because I never got my pen licence hahahaha. But at least I can now write with both hands... Funny times.
The penguins was a Swiss show called Pingu that was weirdly popular here. The original was just squarks and other noises as it was intended for all audiences, this was some drongo adding his own track to it. And sadly yes, the mullets are making a comeback, and it's about as horrendous as you'd expect.
Yes the tim tam...if you bite a small bit from the opposite corners you can drink tea or coffee through the biscuit.. namely the tim tam slam. But be quick or you'll end up with a quickly melted mess. I loved the penguin one..but others is the reason I don't have Tik Tok.
9:20 it's a "lad" considered a drop kick/ nuisance. Lad's are typically seen in western sydney, mt Druitt, Minto, Bankstown, Campbelltown. They wear a lot of adidas, bumbags/fanny packs and act tough and aggresive but usually won't do anything. They use a lot of pig Latin, hence the "Eshay".
The shot that was acting like “The Joker” (Perth boy Heath Ledger)”, talking about the Kiwi with the Pavlova. Not sure if you know this overseas but there is a huge war on who invented the pavlova, named after ballerina Anna Pavlova 🇦🇺 vs 🇳🇿
pingu is a french cartoon that was shown here - the gold coast is in queensland and queensland is the texas of australia (ie most conservative state and full of bogans)
Milo and milk is only good if you add three or four HUGE spoons of milo, stir, then add another just so you can taste the milo. Oh, and you always eat a spoonful straight from the tin.
Spiders are funny guys, dude. Scary, sure, but funny. I always give 'em goofy names. Most aren't dangerous, but they hurt if they bite. You've really got to piss the little guy off a lot to get bitten. I'm an arachnopohobe too, but they're earthlings and I have to love them as my fellows. There's nothing quite as impressive as a big magoogoolie whose legs span 6" mungling around the room. They're cool. Scary if they crawl into your lap, but cool.
I have been bitten twice by huntsman spiders on the lip whilst sleeping, my lip just swelled up with puncture marks visible. I guess they crawled across my face and I tried to swat it in my sleepy state. I let them live in the house as they kill the mosquitoes.
Ah, a pen licence. Good times. In most Australian primary schools, you start off writing with a pencil. Then once you reach a certain grade (changes depending on your school - it was Year 4 for me, so 9-10 year olds), things change. But wait! First you have to earn the right of pen usage by having good enough writing. Once a teacher is happy with your penmanship, you are presented with your pen licence and can graduate from pencils to pens. No using pens without permission!
My school always had all student in year four I think do a pen test to get a pen license but when I got to the year we had to do it it never happened so we were just allowed to write with pen which made most of us not use pen because we weren’t sure if we were allowed to but we were
Yep, grade 4 for me too. Ah, primary school... good times indeed. After that, everything went to shit!
I never got my licenses, felt illegal to use when to got to high school 😂
@@the_person_in_the_photo Same, I have low muscle tone (never picked up on in school) in my hands so no pen licence for my messy writing, good old early 1990’s inclusiveness 😂 I have arthritis in my hands now so my handwriting is even worse. I still feel like I’m giving a big stuff you to my year 6 teacher when I handwrite with a pen 😆
Grade 6 for me :/
The first one brought back memories. Primary school. Your mum writing your lunch order for the canteen, putting the money inside and when lunchtime rolled around, someone brought it to your room. If there was change, stop at the shop on the way home with your mates for lollies or ice cream.
when in primary year five we'd an outside "drug awareness class" and it was probably seven dollars or whatever, my mother put it in an envelope and in a morning hurry wrote "drug money" on it for me to give to the class teacher
We had to order ours in the canteen before recess or lunch, and then they have trays out with paper bags with their lunches in and the higher years had to sit down by the trays and wait for kids to come and get their order…
It was every interesting.
@@anthonyrsw6570 As a retired primary school teacher and parent that made my day ! 😂( Good use of " " but please remember to use capital letters and full-stops, young Anthony!)
Friday Pie or Sausage Roll day, not every week cause family could not afford it.
@@anthonyrsw6570😂😂
The penguins were from a kids show called Pingu, with different dialogue added in. A pen licence was when we had to write neatly with a pencil for a length of time (neatness and time varied by teacher, and some penalised for correcting mistakes) then we were given a "licence" to use a pen for school work.
ruclips.net/video/OhTCNDT048I/видео.html pingu
love pingu forever
Oh geeze.. I'm an Aussie and I do believe I just lost a few brain cells 🤦♀️
Same, I lost the very few I still have...
@@hunteakye498 🤣🤣
tik tok....
Don't like! we're at the perfect number 69
If I had to watch any more of that I’d cut my throat.
Eshays, or lads, are often considered stereotypically hypermasculine and inclined to crime and violence. They may be affiliated with other local youths from a postcode, hang out in groups, use slang derived from Pig Latin, wear sportswear, and engage in intimidating and anti-social behaviour. Common fashion items include bumbags and Nike shoes. The Mullet hairstyle is also common. "Business up front, party out back."
The term can refer to individuals within the subculture, or to the subculture itself, and can have various other meanings in different contexts. The word "eshay" apparently derives from the Pig Latin for "sesh" (meaning drug or cannibis use session). The term "adlay" (/ˈædleɪ/), Pig Latin for "lad," refers to the same subculture.
A nightclub here in Perth has banned the wearing of red shoes associated with eshays 🤭
Sesh = Eshay...
I never even realised but that makes perfect sense 🤣👍
The thing that always bothered me about the phrase "eshay" is that it's not even the correct way to say "sesh" in pig latin. PL works by chopping off the first consonant sound, moving it to the end of the word, and adding "ay" after, so "sesh" would become "esh-say"... dumbasses can't even use their stupid made up language right (and btw, I was using pig latin in the 90s in primary school, it's not even that cool or mysterious lol)
This is the best description of eshays I’ve ever seen! I was legit thinking ‘how can one describe the eshay without just showing a bunch of examples of their behaviour? Not sure it’s possible…’ then you just went ahead and nailed it. Well done.
Not to mention they look like muppets and can't even fight poor misguided fools
Mullets have made a real comeback in recent years and I think it's awesome. Business at the front, party at the back. A haircut for all occasions.
As for Huntsman spiders in cars. For some reason they often seem to hide until you're doing 100km on a freeway at night and then they make their way down the windscreen, leaving you trying to figure out if they're on the inside or the outside. (Hint - they're usually on the inside.)
Mine was called Fred. Fred lived in my work van for about a year. Fred died the day he decided to climb over the brim of my hat when doing 100km on the freeway. RIP Fred.
@@TheDegan79 rip fred
@@TheDegan79 that's a weird name for a mullet RIP tho
When we lived on a farm i had a tray top ute which was often used to collect firewood. Huntsman spiders often called Tarantulas would come put of the wood and live in the cab. They most often came out at night when you were driving. They didnt worry me and were often on the ceiling of the cab. Only twice did I have a bit of a scare.
Once one dropped of the ceiling into my ( curly) hair. I just concentrated on driving and let it find its way out but it was a funny feeling. The second time , i had my hands on the wheel in the 10 to 2 position, when one ran around the steering wheel and over my hands. I could just see it in the glow from the headlights. They are harmless, and didnt worry me as much as the many snakes on the property, or the many kangaroos. One of these jumped out of the bush onto the bonnet ( hood)of the car. It slid across the front window and knocked the side mirror off. A fraction of a second earlier and it would have been in the front seat with me
Thanks laughed at this so hard. It’s so accurate about the huntsman spiders. The amount of times that would happen I can’t even remember. The amount of times I was jumping around the car trying to figure that out is it inside or out is ridiculous: AND always on the freeway. Take care Leisa Western Australia xxx
Milo is a malted chocolate drink powder- most kids will try to put as much in as possible- I feel fat my little sister used to get basically a mug full of milo, add about 3 tablespoons of milk, and nuke it in the microwave until it turned into a sort of molten chocolate sludge, then eat it with a spoon!🤷♀️(it’s also good sprinkled over icecream!)
OMG! You need to try a Tim Tam slam. You take small bites off the diagonal of the Tim Tam then use it like a straw in your tea/coffee then slam the Tim Tam when its all soft and gooey. THE BEST!
I'm from perth Australia and it's the most aussie thing to do! it's the best!!💯💯🇦🇺💪
Mate, do that, but with a shot of Bundy rum!
Tim Tam Slammer!
Tastes like Christmas
A must try!!
i'm sorry, but i moved to the US before i could try that. maybe some family members down under can send some my way. 😂
The cartoon penguin clip is a kids cartoon.
The small penguin having a piss is called Pingu, he’s the main character. I know this because Pingu has been shown on U.K. Tv for a few years.
I think that was an actual clip from one of the cartoons, and it looks like some clever Aussie has dubbed their own words to it.
Wow I'm from Australia and pingu legendary!,I never new that!
l loved how they swapped out all the regular food brands for the Coles mini collectables...lol also the1st one the paper bag we used to write our lunch order on it and leave the bag and money in a basket this was collected and taken to the canteen then at lunch time you went to the canteen and collected your order from the basket for your grade
I’m from western Sydney. This video is accurate, made me laugh 🤣
The eshays tho HAHA
The first one was about school lunches. You'd write your lunch order on the paper bag and put the money in the bag. Then the tuckshop/ canteen ladies would get it ready and bring the lunches to your classroom. Well, that's how my school did it anyway. I'm sure some other schools did it differently though.
Don't knock Pingu (the penguins) it was awesome. Also try the timtam slam its great. Edit to explain Eshay tldr is punk/wannabe gangster/losers who think they are tough but are acutely lame AF, mostly they are a nuisance not an actual threat.
Wish that was true here, eshay maggots are the main cause of crime
Ok the thing that you asked about the girl with the Tim tam is called a Tim tam slammer. Basically eat a corner of each end then sip it through milk and you get a milk shake. Mullets were a big thing in the 80’s and unfortunately they are coming back into fashion in a big way……a pen license was what we got in grade 3 when we wrote clean and neat with a grey lead.
As a primary school teacher I caution you to please remember your ADVERBS and not slip into lazy American ways. How did you write? You wrote cleanLY and neatLY. Some homework for you. Hand it in first thing in the morning or you'll have to do it at play-time.
Paper bag: most schools have a tuck shop, aka canteen, aka food shop, where kids can order their lunch in the morning by putting their money in a brown paper bag and writing on the bag their name and what they want. Staff put the food in the bag for the kids to pick up at lunchtime.
Milo: everyone that consumes milo wants bucketloads of it, but parents have to moderate their kid's consumption of it for both health and household grocery budget reasons, which creates this stereotype. I as a parent preferred to limit the number of milo drinks instead and let my kids have at it when they did get one, because 2 teaspoons of milo is lame. Heaped tablespoons or don't even bother!
Vegemite and Tim Tams: the vegemite was just showing off. The tim tam and milk was the first half of a tim tam slam and that is completely normal.
Penguin cartoon: Not an Aussie cartoon, just an Aussie voice-over of a popular Swiss cartoon called Pingu.
Eshay: a youth and meth-head subculture, which makes them think they're cool, but everyone else thinks they're an idiot. Not to be confused with bogans, that would be insulting to bogans.
A lot of those tiktoks just proved that Aussie made tiktoks can be just as bad as tiktoks from any other country.
Totally agree with not confusing eshays and bogans, def a MASSIVE insult to bogans!
I'm a 53 yr old Aussie guy.. I don't understand what happened to this country 🤦♂️😂
what. ? you reckon we're stuffed don't you.. yep we are fkd good
If you don’t understand what’s happened, you need to go to the Dr. …. 53 yrs old, might be dementia
@@ohannaho Nah he is so right. Australia has gone backward the next generation is fked up. The new slang doesn't make sense or rhyme or fit what they are saying and I think the technology has made them dumber and removed common sense.
I overcame my arachnophobia by having a spider pic as my screen saver on my phone.
8:06 is on point! Btw I am Aussie have grown up Aussie and I have never left this country, I am saying this so I get no comments like “erm actually, you have no say in this due to you probably not even being an Australian”. Thank you 😌
Yes mullets have become popular again in Aus and yes it's embarrassing as hell
They looked shit in the 80s, and they look shit now 😂 Why the kids think they are cool, is beyond me!
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The struggle is real…my son has wanted one since early high school so I had to ban them from my house. He’s 18 & they’re still banned 😂😂
@@Reneesillycar74 grow up it's no wrose then half of the haircuts that women get. it's not like it's hurting anyone.
Yeah mullets are gross. I teach at a school in a lower socio-economic area and like 2/3 of the boys have mullets, it's so bad.
Some of them were so cringe, I nearly had to stop watching a few times.
But most did actually crack me up 😂
I don't ever remember buying my lunch at school. I always took my lunch from home. I don't remember getting a pen licence. I think when we hit sixth class we changed to pen and ink. That was quite literally. There was an ink well in the desk to dip your pen in. Damned hard for a lefty because their hand tended to wipe over the fresh writing. Ball point pens didn't come in till high school. Yes, I am a dinosaur. I left school over fifty years ago.
Literally the best thing that happened to me was getting my pen licence first in my class. Thank you Mrs Ross.
I also had a teacher named mr Ross lol
Seems we all had a teacher last name Ross!
My kid just started grade 5 and told me that her teacher talked about pen licenses on the first day and I was so excited for her! It’s such a major milestone of growing up for us Aussies!
Ive driven and had a huntsman spider walk across the windscreen, their leg span is too big to ignore. The dad that helped raise you, BOOM LOL. Giraffe: that tall AF kid.
The mini Mountain Franklin water bottle was from a Coles (grocery) promotion that kids collected for mini copies of full sized items.
I live in Aus.
And we once had a huntsman spider crawl thru the car as we were driving.
The girl I was with slammed on the breaks. Stopped the car, which lead to the spider falling on me, so I bailed out the door in a graceful, stylish shake, like I was having a fit.
And to cap it all off. The girl driving, I’m guessing in a panic, then accelerated, and ran over my foot.
I never saw the spider again..
I was just the innocent bystander that got fkd. Hahaha
Milo is actually a MALT drink. It does however have a chocolate base, but tastes like a cookie more than chocolate. As for mullets, I’m embarrassed as well, huge comeback tour.
Eshays are the Campbelltown train station lads that hop on the train asking for a durry(cigarette/money for cigarettes).
Thanks for the explanation! I'm an Aussie and didn't know that! I guess you need to live near Campbelltown to know that one!
I wish they were just at Campbelltown! They exist in varying numbers in lots of places, unfortunately 😂
@@Reneesillycar74 I didn’t mean to make them seem Location specific. Yes they are that version of the Campbelltown train guy, but anywhere in Aus
@@Reneesillycar74 I'd never heard the term used before! I have heard of the young men with their postcode wars though which is most unpleasant!
As a fellow arachnophobia, who happens to be Australian- if you ever do visit out country- I hear by officially give you permission to deal with any spiders you may come across, however you see fit!!!
The vacuum cleaner is your friend.
Also a bit shoe, a can of mortein (bug spray) and a broom.
I can hereby report that dousing a tarantula with burning hairspray doesn't work but might put the house at risk of catching fire, my ex tried that one.
mmmm yes, arachnophobia. I'm also terrified of spiders, and it doesn't help that seemingly there's one that's waiting to get me. I don't even mean at my own home. It's at my grandparents, it's just this huge brown spider, absolutely terrifying, thing is probably a quarter to half my hand's size. saw if for the first time over a year ago, just sitting on the truck at my grandparents farm, and couldn't even get close to it without that thing popping out of nowhere and coming straight over to me.
Lo and behold over a year later the spider is still there and seemingly comes out of hiding to get me if I go anywhere near the truck, sometimes coming off the truck in my direction. Seriously this spider's out to get me or something, I don't even know the species, kind of hoped it was one of the ones that died within a year but could possibly be one that lives up to 20 years.
So technically speaking, there could just be this spider hunting me for the next 19 years and I won't know until I see it. Whenever I bring something to kill it, it just goes into hiding and then I can't find it
Honestly… NEVER VISIT YOUR GRANDPARENTS AGAIN! EVER!
When it’s an Australia based video, I feel like spiders do make a guest appearance but I do hope they don’t appear here.
Edit: The prayers didn’t work.
😂😂😂
Yes, it's a nice change from US opinions and videos of Australia! 😮 Milo, is healthy chocolate milk! Tim Tam slam! Poor Magpie! Where do these weirdos live!? 😳😰 Roos fighting for breeding rights, stay back! 😂 Get the manager!! 🙄 Excellent reflexes Joel! 🕷️👍 Weet Bix kids are healthy sporty kids! 🤔 Pen licence, allowed to use pens instead of pencils! 🤨 Some of these are so odd! 😵 He meant a Private School, no fun! 🧐 Siblings never stop this fighting/crying stuff! Seriously, could have been better! 😆
Milo is malt drink
hope they find that gronk that was hurting the magpie and fine her $30,000 .
@@RustyGarageAus We had real spoonfuls of malt instead, and actual drinking chocolate - I never liked Milo, forgot that! 😄
@@RustyGarageAus it may have some malt in it but it is most definitely a granulated chocolate drink mix...I have a Milo every morning to mask the disgusting taste of the horrible digestive shite I have to take every friggin day for the rest of my natural born... 😖
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@@jenniferharrison8915 definitely not the same has it used to be
Yes she drank the milk through the Tim Tam. Look up the Tim Tam Slam.
This is true Aussie sarcasm and I love it, yes I'm Australian
Those two guys at the end were every sibling pair as kids ever lmao. 😂😂
Okie dokie, so a lunch order was when kids would get a paper bag, write their name and what food they wanted from the canteen (sort of like a little shop at the school) on the front, as well as how much it cost. If your school delivered your lunch order to the classroom, you would also put your classroom number on it. You would put the money in it (esp. loose change) and deposit it at the canteen drop box. At lunch, you could pick it up from the canteen and have some hot food (commonly, a hot meat pie, hot pizza slices, sausage roll, hot lasagna).
The penguin show is called Pingu, and it is (was?) an Aussie (pronounced Ozzie) staple. They dubbed over the audio with their own though; they don't really speak in the show. It's all claymation, which is cool.
The one with the Vegemite and Tim tam; what she did with the Tim tam is bite off opposite corners, and drink her milk through it like a straw. The proper term for this technique is the 'Tim-Tam slam' - Common with milk, hot chocolate, and coffee. This makes the cookie inside the Tim tam soft and like a chocolate bomb of flavour when you eat it after a slam.
In Aussie primary (elementary) school, you use a lead pencil to do all your school work, until you could prove your handwriting was legible enough and less likely to make a mess; once you proved this, you got your 'pen license', and could do your classwork in pen.
Sadly yes, mullets are very popular in Australia; especially among tradies (tradesmen) and the bogans (sort of like hillbillies, but more focused on drinking).
Eshays is like Australia's version of lads and chavs. Generally seen wearing sports wear, playing rap music out on a speaker in public, and sometimes delinquency, they commonly go up to people and try to 'bum a smoke' from them. The Campbelltown tiktok was also a sign of that.
Woke this morning with a nice little 3 inch Huntsman in the kitchen.then I had to go to work..left some water out for him..hope he is ok ..
when I lived in the bush (mid north coast) I would have a gym shoe handy to eliminate any spider that decided to enter my house. The spider has all the outside but inside is mine.
Australia is a great place for people who are uncomfortable with spiders, you learn to live with them, they are everywhere.
I use to bypass milk entirely with Milo and just eat from the can. My mum could never hide the Vegimite, and as a yuoung kid would I would find it, sit on the floor and just scoop it out by the the handful.
6:20 PINGU was an actual cartoon. It was quite funny and in hindsight, absolutely unhinged.
That spider was a huntsman on the car window and harmless to humans, but still scary if you are not expecting to see one. I had one on my hand once. I was opening my car door and felt something sticky on my fingers. I thought great someone had stuck chewing gum under my door latch. I couldn’t flick it off, looked at my hand and screamed as it was a huntsman. It’s feet has very sticky pads so it can crawl on glass and up walls. I had to use a stick to remove it.
You aussies are so funny! You always explain that this or that spider is harmless but it doesn't matter if you got arachnophobia. Spiders terrify me and it does not matter that we haven't got a single one that are poisonous to humans here in Scandinavia. The biggest ones we got are like 2 cm. I once spent 6 months in Australia and found a big brown tarantula the size of my hand under my bed and it never even entered my mind that it actually could be dangerous. I was just terrified by the way it looked and moved. You aussies are so laid back at the same time that you are constantly watchful of all the dangers nature throws at you. I really like your mentality.
The freddos icecream cakes were so good everyone would have a slice and we would always see who got the most freddos one time my cousin got 17 and whoevers birthday it was would get a big slice that have them an advantage
The last one was the most relatable for me every single young person in Australia complains using the exact same voice and it drives me mad
when you wake up in the night and think your foot touched a prickle at the end of your bed but it was just a giant centipede that crawled into your bed and bit you.................aussie here
Boiiii. That's a Tim Tam slam. If you do it with warm milk/Milo, it'll destroy the Tim Tam in like 3 seconds. So you suck the warm milk through, then quickly eat the biscuit because it's about to go down like Tower 7.
I caught a huntsman spider that big about 2 weeks ago in the house. Got it to move a little along the wall, then got a clear plastic box over it as it was moving (much easier than when it's sitting still, because you don't know what direction it'll take off in), and my mum drove like 2kms away to get rid of it haha. I catch at least one every year, at around this time. They tend to hold a monopoly over the house as a lone ranger. So you won't deal with multiples (usually). We live in a nice estate area in the city. So the spiders aren't just in the wild. They're in your walls.
Eshay: The word "eshay" apparently derives from the Pig Latin for "sesh" (meaning drug or cannibis use session). The term "adlay" (/ˈædleɪ/), Pig Latin for "lad," refers to the same subculture. Eshays, or lads, are often considered stereotypically hypermasculine and inclined to crime and violence.
Bunch of drop kicks, many can be spotted in the western suburbs. Strange creatures
Sorry to add to your arachnophobia, (I too have arachnophobia)- but yeah- I was sitting in my car once, having a smoke, and I looked over and. Priced a big ass spider trying to crawl in my open windw- so I quickly tried to press the button for the window to go up………it caught the spiders leg and it was stuck there, so I got out and left my car for the night…….came back the next morning and no more spider……….except for one leg stuck in my window!*shudder* god I hate Australia sometimes!
From what I understand, you guys have the school cafeteria. And probably need to eat there. We either had a lunchbox packed at home with a snack for morning tea (which we'd call, little lunch in younger years and recess in high school), then an hour for lunch and maybe get a snack for afternoon tea. And we would eat and play outside.
But the days you were allowed to get a lunch order, rocked.
You'd write your name and order on the paper bag. Put your money in the bag and just before lunch started, everyones order would be delivered to the classroom from the tuckshop (the school food shop). I remember kids going through a phase ordering a plain buttered roll and a packet of cheese twisties, and putting the twisties in their roll. That was a healthy lunch Lol. And then you probably took the chip packet home to put it in the oven to shrink it...did anyone else do this? Maybe we were onto something back then, by reducing the volume of our rubbish....
Usual lunch order... A sausage roll with tomato sauce and a custard tart...or a meat pie with sauce.. Or the salad sandwich. The grated cheese and fresh white bread yummo..why did it always taste better than bringing it from home??? Maybe cause it was a lunch order!!
Every Friday was lunch order day for my children.
@@barnowl5774 LoL def Friday's and randomly during the week sometimes, if mum had too much going on or if we were being picky re what do you want in your sandwich??? ...
Great Joel..I kill all spiders.I see.Its.called culling.
How to make Milo: put two or three heaped tablespoons of Milo into a glass of cold milk and stir for two minutes. “See the crunchy bits on the top? You can ear those, and the ones down the bottom, you can drink!” (2 tsps is a joke. No one does that!)
You referred to a "Jacked" Kangaroo, for starters that was probably an Adult Male, and it's most likely the Red, rather than the Greys...
I`m Aussie but I didn`t get most of this, and the stuff I did get I wished I hadn`t.
So embarrassing. Im probably too old.
A hot dog was the go to lunch bag for me. In the case of an injured native bird such as the magpie call the rspca or something as they can help. those snakes were having a good time ;)
I remember collecting those mini coles groceries, until i moved to the U.S. 😂
For reasons I don't really understand, Americans are the only people in the world who find Aussies interesting. In a war though, I'd definitely want them watching my back.
Tim tam slams are epic!
Hey about the clip at 06:40, ... the phrase you are looking for when describing the people you serve in Hospitality is: "The people you meet when you are NOT wearing you gun"!!!
Mate, when are you finally gonna come here? Can’t wait to see your reaction to things!
vegemite is highly salty so you spread a very very small amount over a slice of toast (I do mean very very little) you either love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. FYI its made from the yeast dregs during beer making.
Milo is advertised as an energy drink for young and growing bodies (adults like it too), you can drink it with milk hot or cold (I prefer cold) you can put on ice cream and you can eat it by the spoon full right out of the can. the trick is to with cold milk as much as you can, it floats to the top so stir it in then drink and eat the stuff on top for a double whammy. It's great mate.
"Although Its composition and taste differ in some countries Milo is generally made with four main ingredients; malt barley, milk powder, sugar and cocoa, plus 8 vitamins & minerals . Milo contains 1,680 kJ (402 calories) in every 100 g of the powder, mostly from carbohydrates."
There is a very large difference between a standard teaspoon and a MILO teaspoon... Mothers are not aware of this.
It is called a TimTan Slam. Small bite from opposite corners of the TimTam and then use it as a straw. Normally done with hot drinks like coffee.
Pen licence means that you are allowed to use a pen instead of a pencil because you can write neatly and not make too many mistakes. It's not an official licence, it's just something the teacher would make up. It is typically something in Year 5 or 6 (ages 10-12 depending on state)
Cartoon was Pingu and it was a children's cartoon based around a family of Penguins living in an igloo. The audio on the Tik Tok was added in.
ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company) is Australia's public broadcaster (tax payer funded) TV channel. When I was growing up, the ABC would show heaps of children's cartoons during the day (Thomas The Tank Engine, Bob The Builder, Bannana's In Pyjama's, Play School, etc).
Drinking milk through the Tim Tam (like a straw) is called a 'Tim Tam Slam' and it's something you should probably try
Anyone remember the merit awards and student of the week awards in assemblies
That was hilarious 😂 YES! Mullets have made a retro resurgence in Australia, and I Hate it… 😩
Haha.....another Mitting!! We're very rare!! I'm in WA. Yes, mullets are one thing that should NEVER had come back. My oldest nephew had turned up at Christmas time with one, my whole family gave him grief over it and then it was gone very quickly and never to be seen again thankfully. I think it was more the influence of some friends at that time that weren't the best of characters.
The lunch order one had me smiling and giggling, bro I miss primary school and those shitty tiny pineapple pizzas they used to have
I would suggest you get a backpacker job where I’m working picking blueberries- but I see about 1000 spiders everyday ! They don’t bite though.
Maybe a way to conquer your fears ?
The big spiders are generally not harmful , it's the little ones that will mess you up .
Backyard cricket .... Automatic wicket keeper , tippity runs , one hand one bounce off anything except the ground , taped up tennis balls & super doopers are for the team ..... SunnyBoys or Glugs for you after they leave
Don’t know if it’s my age or not but a lot of these are not funny
I will pay good money to introduce you to all the spiders in my neighbourhood.
The cartoon is the called “ Pingu” it’s a Japanese series you can see on RUclips
Mullets have been around since the 80’s at least. I’m now 45 nearly and starting mine all over again after having an undercut with ten inch high ponytail beforegoing shaven zero blade.
Hopefully this isn't a typical sample of our youth. Otherwise we're in serious trouble. Unfortunately the Huntsman Spider while harmless just love cars. There would be very few Aussies who haven't had that experience. It's happened to me about 10 times. And they ain't always on the outside.
'drink the milk thru a tim tam' it's called a 'tim tam slammer!' Keep up the great vids mate!
In Australia kids don't get a cooked meal. They take a lunch or get a lunch order. Parent would have a price list you write kids name and class with what ever your order is on a brown paper bag. You either get it delivered to your class or go to the canteen pick up your lunch. Money was put inside the bag.
Off topic but you have the prettiest eyes
With milo on the can it says to only had 2 teaspoons or tablespoons witch is why the mother says to only as 2 scoops but every true Australian doesn’t listen to that and we add so much because it’s so good
I truly don’t know how you sat through all of that
those boxes from dominos aren’t tims tams, they are chocolate lava cakes
the tim tam trick is you bite both ends off then you can use it as a straw
it has a chocolate centre and when you suck on it the liquid will be drawn up through the chocolate just like a straw sounds crazy but it actually works!
Went to Australia, got hissed at by a huge spider, haven't been the same since... 😳
Gold Coast aka goldie may look super pretty but it's also rachet asf 😂
Mullets are unironicly really popular
Hey buddy love ya work...
I'm from Ballarat, Victoria Australia and I absolutely hate hate hate spiders myself I can't even sleep ,walk or go to the bathroom if there's a spider
that girl eating vegemite is a wild one, not every aussies is doing that hahahaahha, maybe with some bread and butter too lovely. the timtam thing is biting the corners then using it as a straw its sooo good
I unfortunately had to kill a very large "mate" or huntsman in my bathroom just before the new year. It was larger than my hand & he wouldn't stay stop to catch him especially in the awkward spots & my mum was chuckin a tanty coz she wanted to have a shower. It broke my heart coz they eat the cockroaches & the woodbugs. The next night the grasshopper that decided to take up residence in my bedroom 4 days earlier decided to jump on my head during a 2am doze as i was sick so wasn't sleeping well. Well that got me awake & poor father who was having a bad week with his emphysema woke up from his doze with me screaming & chuckin me phone again the bedroom door. So i didn't sleep for 2 more nights coz i couldn't find him & my dad was able to catch him & put him back outside. Our local reptile park are asking us to catch the world's deadliest spider & drop them down to them for the funnel web anti venom program to save lives. Walking barefoot at all times even around the backyard especially puts us at risk of everything mainly redback spiders as there's communities of them living in every front & back yard of homes across Straya, we know the risks, we grew up with the education at school of our deadliest but we also were educated at school on what to do if bitten & that has saved many a life so for us it's natural & normal
The pen licence.... Usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, youre writing with a pencil and if the teacher deemed your handwriting to be neat enough, you'd get your pen licence and would be allowed to write with a pen. I remember that year I had burnt the palm of my right hand and it took ages to heal up and was bandaged for about 4-6 weeks. About the time every one got their pen licence.. So in all this time, I had to learn to write with my left hand....and 😂never got my licence hahaha. To this day when someone says my handwriting could pass for dr's writing... I tell them that's because I never got my pen licence hahahaha.
But at least I can now write with both hands... Funny times.
I was so proud of getting my pen license. I went to smiggle straight after and bought so many cute pens and highlighters
The penguins was a Swiss show called Pingu that was weirdly popular here. The original was just squarks and other noises as it was intended for all audiences, this was some drongo adding his own track to it.
And sadly yes, the mullets are making a comeback, and it's about as horrendous as you'd expect.
Yes the tim tam...if you bite a small bit from the opposite corners you can drink tea or coffee through the biscuit.. namely the tim tam slam. But be quick or you'll end up with a quickly melted mess.
I loved the penguin one..but others is the reason I don't have Tik Tok.
9:20 it's a "lad" considered a drop kick/ nuisance. Lad's are typically seen in western sydney, mt Druitt, Minto, Bankstown, Campbelltown. They wear a lot of adidas, bumbags/fanny packs and act tough and aggresive but usually won't do anything. They use a lot of pig Latin, hence the "Eshay".
Everyone loves their milo he was definitely doing it right 😂😂
Mum always thinks we put to much milo vs milk but she’s wrong it’s the only way ! 😂
Milo is the stuff of legends. If you know you know….
hhahhah pen licence was the best - in early primary school once you'd mastered the alphabet with a pencil you were allowed to use a pen
Sorry to say I am a born and bred Aussie, and this reflects people trying to be stupid and they succeeded.
The shot that was acting like “The Joker” (Perth boy Heath Ledger)”, talking about the Kiwi with the Pavlova. Not sure if you know this overseas but there is a huge war on who invented the pavlova, named after ballerina Anna Pavlova 🇦🇺 vs 🇳🇿
pingu is a french cartoon that was shown here - the gold coast is in queensland and queensland is the texas of australia (ie most conservative state and full of bogans)
Milo and milk is only good if you add three or four HUGE spoons of milo, stir, then add another just so you can taste the milo. Oh, and you always eat a spoonful straight from the tin.
Spiders are funny guys, dude. Scary, sure, but funny. I always give 'em goofy names. Most aren't dangerous, but they hurt if they bite. You've really got to piss the little guy off a lot to get bitten. I'm an arachnopohobe too, but they're earthlings and I have to love them as my fellows. There's nothing quite as impressive as a big magoogoolie whose legs span 6" mungling around the room. They're cool. Scary if they crawl into your lap, but cool.
you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root.
I have been bitten twice by huntsman spiders on the lip whilst sleeping, my lip just swelled up with puncture marks visible. I guess they crawled across my face and I tried to swat it in my sleepy state. I let them live in the house as they kill the mosquitoes.
Omg hahaha I can’t believe you mentioned Campbelltown “Ctown”. And yes… too many “Eshays” in ctown lol
Eshay is basically wearing all branded sportswear like Nike but the same brand all over including hats, bags that are normally into drugs
a lad or matey someone who thinks he's is tough but just a junkie who steals your shit or Rob's ya haha