Tbh, I feel like every new player always goes for the genocide option before trying out anything else I love me some genocide too, but after playing Stellaris for years I learned that conquering the entire galaxy through diplomacy is much faster and less hassle Until you realize that you still need to manage the integrated planets because setting them to auto makes them automatically horrible and worthless
@@ImAmirus tell me u have no clue about 40k in warhammer the imperium shove electronics in a dead fetus and uses it as a lucky charm. They rip organs out of criminals and then tear half there brain out and make em servitors a fate worst them death
If im going on space crusades to wipe out entire star spanning civilisations in the name of our species, they better be making sweet phonk edits of my conquests.
@@progamerx575 какая ещё демократия, еретик? Нам нужен бог император, повелитель который будет править до самой своей смерти (то есть вечно), он поведёт нас за собой и мы будем выполнять всё что он нам прикажет. Сегодняшняя Россия это первый шаг к великому империумому человечества ❤❤❤
1st stellaris playthrough: "We are happy to announce the formation of the pan-galactic defense pact in order to maintain peace throughout the galaxy" 5th stellaris playthrough: "If god wanted the xenos to exist, he wouldn't have created us."
Thank you, it's the first time i see an edit of stellaris. I've been waiting for an edit like that for years now, not just stellaris but sci-fi in general. Extended version please?
"Neither you or me are evil, we're enemies. That's said, diffrence between you and me is your entire race shall be dust adoring your homesystem, forgotten in history books with mere words of foolishness. While ours will enjoy prosperity while drinking out wine glasses made out of your kinds skulls."
"We Humans came Into existence to rightfully claim the Galaxy, and then move on to the Universe, unfortunately you xeno have decided to get In our way, same with your pesky Crisis and Custodian, the only correct way forward Is purging the Galaxy of the unclean to complete the Galactic phase of our conquest!" *Declares war on every non-human civilisation*
How to troll your neighbors on a galactic scale step by step instructions: Go to war (conquest) Take over a system you want Take over a system they have with a terrible planet in it you can colonize End war Move the population in the first system to the planet in the bad system Use their original world in the previous system to construct a ringworld there Force them to take back the bad system while you keep the one you just turned their homeworld into a ring world for yourself
This reminds me of my first win with psychic bugs I was friendly joined a federation the game became a lot less fun, I betrayed my federation and subjugated them and dunked on the Zerg now I’ve been trying to win with all three end game threats
Watching this reminds me of the star wars campaing i did with some friends, the caminoians were destroying us, the rebel aliance economy was in shambles, the old republic almost dead and the empire literaly fighting a war with the caminoians and if they killed them they would get us, the caminoians were our enemies, they declared war on us and we were magintom them until we build back pur economy, and my other friend literaly build a death weapon and proceded to destroy their capital planet, and proclaiming he has builded the death star, so much so that the caminoians lost, and we quicly took back our stuff because he literaly said, im going to destroy alderan next. He wasnt joking, he did, we overpowered him but the end game crisis came and we almost died, theres 10 sectors alive and were defending the 2 choke points, and its 3 vs the blob.
Trillions die - Beat drops - Perfect Stellaris vibe
The Commonwealth of Man has fallen. Trillions must die.
yup
As a new player, this tingles my xenophobia and orbital bombardment.
Raiding is the best strat. More workers and livestock to feed my pops.
@@cposh7816Get rid of workers with good and reasonable oppressive contract's negotiations, make them your livestock at their home 👌
Use raiding stance and genocide their species. Much faster :p
My friend, that isn't even the best to come. 😄
Tbh, I feel like every new player always goes for the genocide option before trying out anything else
I love me some genocide too, but after playing Stellaris for years I learned that conquering the entire galaxy through diplomacy is much faster and less hassle
Until you realize that you still need to manage the integrated planets because setting them to auto makes them automatically horrible and worthless
-What does the Emperor's angel feel when shooting a xenos?
- Recoil
- Hatred
- Pride to fullfil the God Emperor's commands.
@@ImAmirus Aaaand in the process of countering people who are 'edgy'you became edgy yourself "WoowwOw LoOK At mE iM kILling hOomAns!"
@@ImAmirus tell me u have no clue about 40k in warhammer the imperium shove electronics in a dead fetus and uses it as a lucky charm. They rip organs out of criminals and then tear half there brain out and make em servitors a fate worst them death
"Sir, the juggernaut has fallen due to your awful command skills"
"Ready the colossus. Billions must die."
Juggernaut has fallen. Billions must die.
We are so back human bros...
@@Leviathan399WE JUST LOST THE COLOSSUS TO ROCKS
How i imagine my pops making edits about my galactic empire.
Xenophobic pops at 100% happiness:
well you see I made an edit of my empire glassing your empires hi me world so I win
If im going on space crusades to wipe out entire star spanning civilisations in the name of our species, they better be making sweet phonk edits of my conquests.
Maybe if the aliens stopped breeding I wouldn't need to purge half the galaxy to restore my frames.
True
pacifist xenphile players when the lag hits:
"Sir, most of the Galaxy Is populated by humans."
"Then clearly some aliens need to go extinct!"
agreed
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull А после и некоторые ненужные миры...(эмисар из ACOT очень помогает, стирает даже ваши колонии с всеми попами)
POV: You have replayed this video more than three times
Same.
You could make such a good Humanity First edit out of this.
It would be fire 🔥
Warhammer 40k edits : 🗿
Hamity First :P
Id die for it
There are already shitton of humanity first edits.
First Stellaris playthrough: "Oh this is a pretty cool game :)"
Second Stellaris playthrough: Warhammer 40k Imperium of man
3rd playthrough: Qu from all tomorrows
one of the best stellaris edits
My man just dropping the hottest stellaris edit of the year and thought we wouldn't notice
Stellaris gameplay: D = b^2 *4*a*c + sinA * sinB bla bla bla...
Stellaris lore:
I find it infinitely funnier that I will forever correlate this song, with mass planetary genocide
There is a Stareater, Upgrade that to mass solar xenocide
"We've done terrible things to ourselves over simple things like looking different. What do you think we'll do to you?" - human "peace" ambassador
To be fair, if humans get FTL and discover intelligent alien life you can bet we're going to come together and make peace ... as a planet.
@@philipthecow We can't trust anyone. We need to spread democracy for the shake of our empire.
@@progamerx575 какая ещё демократия, еретик? Нам нужен бог император, повелитель который будет править до самой своей смерти (то есть вечно), он поведёт нас за собой и мы будем выполнять всё что он нам прикажет. Сегодняшняя Россия это первый шаг к великому империумому человечества ❤❤❤
bro casually dropped the best edit of stellaris and think we wouldn't notice
Not quite as iconic as "Lets be xenophobic"
1st stellaris playthrough: "We are happy to announce the formation of the pan-galactic defense pact in order to maintain peace throughout the galaxy"
5th stellaris playthrough: "If god wanted the xenos to exist, he wouldn't have created us."
When you have a street race at 1900 and purging xenos at 2000
Nothing has ever made me wanna play stellaris as much as this
Один скажет "Инопланетная..."
Миллионы ответят "Мразь!".
When I say xeno scum you say?
@@ajsmircich9367kinda
@@ajsmircich9367PURGE
БЕЙ НЕЛЮДЕЙ!
Yes this what my mind goes through while playing stellaris in my 4 hour of gameplay
0:28 xenos watching 12 space marines and 35 clone army Coming down from orbit
Paradox should make this their official trailer for Stellaris
This is hands down the best stellaris edits ive ever seen
0:23 when somebody kills bubbles
Song is Move Your Body - RAIZHELL Remix. Video starts 19 seconds into the song.
Thank you!
Gracias
👍
Can always count on good Samaritans in the comments when the uploaded can't be bothered with the description
Thank you, it's the first time i see an edit of stellaris.
I've been waiting for an edit like that for years now, not just stellaris but sci-fi in general.
Extended version please?
you call it genocide
I call it saving memory
That drop is fucking sick
One of the greatest 4X games ever created.
HUMANITY FIRST
YESSSSS
Let's not put our valiant army to shame !
hits almost as hard as a galaxy wipeout sheeeeeeeeeeeeet
A normal day in a universe of Stellaris
BEAT DROPPED HARDER THAN THE COLOSSUS 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Stellaris gameplay: heh, funny green light clicker
Stellaris lore:
I love how the ending implies it's a megacorp that did all this
Elon Musse after seeing Mars being stepped on by aliens
dude thought he can let this fire edit slide
"Neither you or me are evil, we're enemies. That's said, diffrence between you and me is your entire race shall be dust adoring your homesystem, forgotten in history books with mere words of foolishness. While ours will enjoy prosperity while drinking out wine glasses made out of your kinds skulls."
This needs to be at least another 2 minutes long, it's too good
This perfectly summarises my mental state as I larp as Mark Zuckerberg with my galaxy-spanning megacorp
wow ... very nice edit
Это шикарно!!! Побольше бы таких видео)
Payback origin, Xenophobe materialist and a species with only negative traits. We absolutely obliderated any oposition.
Never thought I would see a stellaris phonk edit but here we are x)
Needs more credit ngl, this is epic af
This edit goes so hard, godam!
One if my playthroughs will have me playing as Space Nazis. Everyone gets there eventually from what I hear
Get there eventually? Bro I was getting the planet cracker as my first ascension perk on my first playthrough of the game
i watch this at least twice a day
my bro drop this coldest stellaris edit,and thought we wouldn't notice
"We Humans came Into existence to rightfully claim the Galaxy, and then move on to the Universe, unfortunately you xeno have decided to get In our way, same with your pesky Crisis and Custodian, the only correct way forward Is purging the Galaxy of the unclean to complete the Galactic phase of our conquest!" *Declares war on every non-human civilisation*
gives crab rave vibes when the beat drops while something terrible happens
This goes unbelievable hard
Well done. Love the rhythm of it and the editing.
The galaxy has two options when confronted by the United Nations of Earth:
Vote to join, or vote to die.
Ive probably watched this 50+ times over 3 months
This video is what I think goes through my mind when I say......."This playthrough I will be peaceful"
Damn this edit slaps hard
Pov: если люди смогут путешествовать к звездам и начнут достовать другие цивилизации
Мы вообще можем быть самой воинственной расой во всей вселенной, так что инопланетянам выгодно, что мы ещё сами с собой цапаемся.
😩fine I'll reinstall stellaris
Someone call the fire department!!!11!!!
How to troll your neighbors on a galactic scale step by step instructions:
Go to war (conquest)
Take over a system you want
Take over a system they have with a terrible planet in it you can colonize
End war
Move the population in the first system to the planet in the bad system
Use their original world in the previous system to construct a ringworld there
Force them to take back the bad system while you keep the one you just turned their homeworld into a ring world for yourself
Pov: when you are fanatic xenophobe in stellaris
HUMANITY!! DEVOURER OF STARS
This is perfect for a Stellaris Lore v Stellaris gameplay meme video
Humans 15 seconds after getting interstellar travel:
This got me back into stellaris.
This reminds me of my first win with psychic bugs I was friendly joined a federation the game became a lot less fun, I betrayed my federation and subjugated them and dunked on the Zerg now I’ve been trying to win with all three end game threats
Im new to stellaris , i need to learn a lot 😢😢
Great edit!
Stellaris with mods=best paradox game experience
Legendary editing skills
Watching this reminds me of the star wars campaing i did with some friends, the caminoians were destroying us, the rebel aliance economy was in shambles, the old republic almost dead and the empire literaly fighting a war with the caminoians and if they killed them they would get us, the caminoians were our enemies, they declared war on us and we were magintom them until we build back pur economy, and my other friend literaly build a death weapon and proceded to destroy their capital planet, and proclaiming he has builded the death star, so much so that the caminoians lost, and we quicly took back our stuff because he literaly said, im going to destroy alderan next. He wasnt joking, he did, we overpowered him but the end game crisis came and we almost died, theres 10 sectors alive and were defending the 2 choke points, and its 3 vs the blob.
humanity above all
Reminder: first contact protocol with pre-FTL species should be indiscriminate orbital bombardment
NAHHH THIS EDIT ITS SO FIRE
Stellaris lore: *video*
Stellaris gameplay: FUCKIN CREDIIIIIITS
Dyson Sphere
BEST EDIT EVER!
So cool
The beat dropped harder than the Collosus' world cracker beam
This goes kinda hard ngl
Прекрасный монтаж
God like edit
Megacorp Grindset
this is THE Stellaris Edit
that one stellaris edit
Spore 2 выглядит прекрасно
absolutely adore it
Ima get this game for the sole purpose of purging the muant, the heretic, and the alien
good video
Nice
that one stellaris edit
The trailer: 😎😎😎The game: 😎(On Graphics)
Stellaris Alien❌Anti Countryballs✔️ Me✔️
Once an alien alliance claimed 1 of my world, for me this made intergalactical genocidal crusade seems reasonable
stellaris cinematics are just diff
Just my average game when smaller empires stop me from expanding.😂😂
Bestial and sublime!
DOWN WITH THE XENO
This shit good
If the xenos didn't want to die, why were they hogging my CPU ?
Can't explain that.
Interhuman Racism: ❌
Intergalactic Racism: ✅
Not racism if everyone is dead
Made me think of the dance plague that can appear, let them dance!