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  • @harriszaine5774
    @harriszaine5774 3 года назад +196

    Shocking how easy security company’s hire people who can barely count to 11.

    • @breachofthepeace1829
      @breachofthepeace1829 3 года назад +1

      Harris Zaine or can on their fingers

    • @iancovid19hamilton69
      @iancovid19hamilton69 3 года назад +1

      You only need to pass 3 x multiple choice tests and get 70/100 total(14/20,28/40,28/40) Theres 4 options per question,and 2 options are ludicrous anyhow.

    • @BeadyeEye
      @BeadyeEye 3 года назад

      every little helps

    • @peterthompson6651
      @peterthompson6651 3 года назад +4

      I once knew one who could count to nine, I think he was German.
      Everytime I said can I come in without a face mask, he said "nine."

    • @simmosimmo100
      @simmosimmo100 3 года назад +4

      Or speak English!

  • @MrLetmein2011
    @MrLetmein2011 3 года назад +142

    Security have no manners in the UK , being polite should be part of their training .

    • @itsasnowflakeworld7725
      @itsasnowflakeworld7725 3 года назад +3

      Rule 3, according to John Dalton,.. be nice, untill its time to not be nice.

    • @markedwards1900
      @markedwards1900 3 года назад +8

      This guy is a decent guy is respectable points out they should be respectable people even if they are security guards they like to intimidate people some of them are awful I reckon boycotting supermarkets is the best way

    • @jackrossley8832
      @jackrossley8832 3 года назад +1

      same for the police

    • @Pitcairn2
      @Pitcairn2 3 года назад +3

      Result of poor education

    • @truthseeker7794
      @truthseeker7794 3 года назад +8

      Most of them can hardly speak english. Why? when there are so many British born people out of work.

  • @jt-bg6ey
    @jt-bg6ey 3 года назад +71

    0:20 R.I.P Headphone users

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +7

      Sorry about 🚨

    • @maffis7573
      @maffis7573 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +14

      @@JB_inks your dog has headphones?

    • @gaddy1232
      @gaddy1232 3 года назад +2

      @@AuditingBritain haha 😭

    • @jt-bg6ey
      @jt-bg6ey 3 года назад +2

      @@AuditingBritain no worries it was funny when it happened

  • @Alan07881
    @Alan07881 3 года назад +116

    Well i'm off to the hospital for a burst ear drum, thanks AB

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +18

      Just the one drum ?

    • @Jack-bf6hv
      @Jack-bf6hv 3 года назад +5

      Thanks for warning ⚠️

    • @stevec8496
      @stevec8496 3 года назад +9

      i had headphones on, that hurt

    • @odyssey-_-23
      @odyssey-_-23 3 года назад +5

      Now i'm deaf leppard

    • @Dave_Jee
      @Dave_Jee 3 года назад

      Yea, normalisimg volume is a good idea

  • @peachycreations8787
    @peachycreations8787 3 года назад +13

    Your alarm is messed up "who told you!!". He's like in awe of your skills AB. 😂😂😂

  • @andrewstratford4753
    @andrewstratford4753 3 года назад +53

    I would have taken my receipt to customer services and asked for a full refund and left the goods with the guard.

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +7

      Well if you were bothered to do that you could also show that you haven't taken anything and its a faulty security tag. But no stupid is as stupid does nowdays. You'd prefer to go to another shop and go through having to pick up all your groceries and wait in a queue and pay. Well done. Great achievement. Wasted your own time lool. I can sed why moron follow and love Assisting Burglars (AB)

    • @DaveCarterAL
      @DaveCarterAL 3 года назад +1

      @@mohammedahmed3763 Go eat your covid covered goods then, Security guard had NO GLOVES. No wonder Britain has a high death count.

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +3

      @@DaveCarterAL thought it wasn't real. Atleast thats what 90% of his fans will you

    • @DaveCarterAL
      @DaveCarterAL 3 года назад +1

      @@mohammedahmed3763 your sentences are missing words.

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +3

      @@DaveCarterAL oh im sorry did you fail to understand what i said. Tell me what words you think were missing.

  • @muzmix123
    @muzmix123 3 года назад +53

    his mastery of the english language, both verbal and comprehension, is impressive . . . . . .

    • @degnur3442
      @degnur3442 3 года назад +6

      People who come to england should be forced to do english speaking and reading skills level 3 atleast

    • @degnur3442
      @degnur3442 3 года назад +1

      @Wayne Gittins loooool

    • @comixmind
      @comixmind 3 года назад +1

      @Wayne Gittins you would love that wouldn’t you...

    • @comixmind
      @comixmind 3 года назад +2

      @Wayne Gittins can’t speak English get out of our land... wow.. yet so many brits go abroad and can’t be bothered to speak the language 🤔

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 3 года назад

      @@comixmind that doesn’t make it right. If you move to a different country speak their language

  • @QuadrexJosh
    @QuadrexJosh 3 года назад +92

    "he's got beef with everyone" lol

    • @syryder3236
      @syryder3236 3 года назад +7

      Go looking for beef and eventually you will get some 😂

    • @QuadrexJosh
      @QuadrexJosh 3 года назад

      @@syryder3236 Ahaha

    • @markedwards1900
      @markedwards1900 3 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @honestg
      @honestg 3 года назад +1

      I thought the guard was just chewing the fat before realising it was a carve up !

    • @nextgenleaders9891
      @nextgenleaders9891 3 года назад

      Dear Auditing Britain, there is a video on youtube whereby a police man being schooled by a public person from the USA which when you see will laugh so much you will have a heart attack 🤣. Type in "Arizona police gets flustered from being interrogated by man". It's amazing how the public man turned the tables on the policeman till he walked off in shame 🤦‍♂️. I personally think, only you can pull something off like this with the Met police in the UK 🇬🇧. I hope you keep me notified if you do one like this. Anyways, love your videos with your funny sense of humor (especially the Italian accent one 🤣, try to do a rich Arab man accent next one, that would be hilarious 😂🤦‍♂️. Kind regards, Next-generation Leaders

  • @geoffm7417
    @geoffm7417 3 года назад +127

    You forget he's read the security guard bible. Thou shall make up thy own rules

    • @adamclark1972uk
      @adamclark1972uk 3 года назад +2

      *thine own rules - own begins with a vowel

    • @go4thnmultiply551
      @go4thnmultiply551 3 года назад +8

      @@adamclark1972uk oooh grammar snobs makes this platform such a warn inviting place NOT D'oH❗

    • @rozpea9448
      @rozpea9448 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @thirstybonsai1888
      @thirstybonsai1888 3 года назад +6

      @@adamclark1972uk always a dickhead aint there

    • @4pThorpy
      @4pThorpy 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, he could have used that beef as a weapon, and in this day and age...for his safety and theirs...they had to stop him, order him around and search him "just in case" that beef was dangerous. Just think of it from their position...they don't know who he is, he could be anyone, and buying beef seems very suspicious don't you agree? Anyway, enough typing...I need to get ready for the guard's bravery award ceremony via zoom.

  • @Mr.Rude.
    @Mr.Rude. 3 года назад +120

    Shoplifters of the world, Unite and take over

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +13

      It’s their problem!

    • @jakezywek6852
      @jakezywek6852 3 года назад +17

      In Morrisyons.

    • @briandoherty3249
      @briandoherty3249 3 года назад +12

      Love the Smiths!!!

    • @carlhanley9088
      @carlhanley9088 3 года назад +8

      @harry flashman this guy is just an absolute tool and needs to get a real job

    • @itchyballsack6627
      @itchyballsack6627 3 года назад +13

      @harry flashman What gives you the right to think your Jack the fucking lad telling people to beg elsewhere. If I saw you doing that I'd stick it on you ya mug...

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 3 года назад +63

    Yeah happens to me all the time I just walk through and ignore it!

    • @livfreeali4958
      @livfreeali4958 3 года назад +3

      Same.. I look back and laugh at the wasters!.

    • @bloccoaspirale1867
      @bloccoaspirale1867 3 года назад +1

      Exactly, just keep walking, no confrontation necessary.

    • @RiverMersey
      @RiverMersey 3 года назад +1

      Maybe try that in Liverpool Costco?!

  • @colingreer853
    @colingreer853 3 года назад +6

    Why would anyone want to try and make it easier for thieves? Also, what do you expect a store security guard to do, just let anyone who has triggered the alarm with high value tagged items walk out with them for free.

  • @superancientmariner1394
    @superancientmariner1394 3 года назад +29

    When it happens to me, I just show the receipt.....end of and no hassle.

    • @ki023ngg9
      @ki023ngg9 3 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @user-tk7kz1fl2r
      @user-tk7kz1fl2r 3 года назад +2

      By doing that you are making life harder for others. If they have real reason to think someone has in their possession something that is not paid for, they should call the Police to investigate. They won't do that and that will prevent silly staff picking out people based on looks or their perceived social class. less people will be harassed and made upset. If people are harrassed like this they should ask the shop to call the police. I very recently saw staff at a big shop pick out a teenage girl who looked a little rough due to some Acne. Of course she had paid for the item. She refused a little but did show evidence of payment. I suspect she knew why they picked on her and burst into tears outside the store. This is the disgusting workings of supermarket stores and their jobsworth staff.

    • @maltefrom
      @maltefrom 3 года назад

      I don't always take the receipt with me. Do I have to? And am I the only one who does not like being hassled by security guards when shopping? The security guards should have better grounds before hassling customers IMO, and for that reason I only shop online.

    • @bloccoaspirale1867
      @bloccoaspirale1867 3 года назад

      I just keep walking... end of and even less hassle.

    • @northwales1000
      @northwales1000 3 года назад +4

      That is why he does it, just to harrass and annoy everyone, to get a reaction, film it and then post it on here.

  • @SocietyXUK
    @SocietyXUK 3 года назад +35

    Its always the expensive meat thst fails to scan haha. Shouldn't have machines taking jobs mistakes will happen

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +8

      Shouldn’t employ morons too

    • @MrBillchair
      @MrBillchair 3 года назад +1

      @@AuditingBritain Security guards do not have the power to search you, they can detain you until the police get there, by which time you can go through the scanner again, this time not activating the theft lights & sirens.
      Once you do not activate the sirens again, you are free to leave, as all reasonable suspicion has been disolved.
      (We have similar laws as the UK, being Australia, a commonwealth of the Queen).

    • @cockpiss9260
      @cockpiss9260 3 года назад +3

      @@geezerp1982 Lethal force on a suspected shoplifter? Why would you even mention that in regards to these circumstances.

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +2

      @@MrBillchair yesh and that what any reasonable person that hasn't stolen anything would do. This guy is saying you should walk out and if you steal anything its the supermarkets fault and issue and that you dont have to show your reciept. You really have to think this guy was abused and bullied as a child to take issue with everything and everyone. Only love he gets are from keyboard warriors

    • @cockpiss9260
      @cockpiss9260 3 года назад

      @@geezerp1982 Can you please link to the case law about lethal force being reasonable in prevention of a felony as I'd be interested to read more in detail.
      Meant in sincerity as I realise sarcasm can easily be inferred.

  • @johnancill7397
    @johnancill7397 3 года назад +34

    He will be given a yellow high vis for his efforts lol

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +5

      Ha ha PMSL than made me laugh

    • @johnancill7397
      @johnancill7397 3 года назад +2

      @@AuditingBritain keep up the good work you do

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +2

      @Steffan Griffiths why don’t you ?

    • @Jackary1232
      @Jackary1232 3 года назад +1

      @Steffan Griffiths mate AB is free who he wants to be, taking audio and video is not a crime, if u dont like him dont go to his channel!

  • @hanshartfiel6394
    @hanshartfiel6394 3 года назад +90

    I'm always amazed by the lack of English by those "security" people

    • @MrPiggywig
      @MrPiggywig 3 года назад +11

      Cheap labour

    • @teddybear8517
      @teddybear8517 3 года назад +2

      Wat do ya mean, bro?

    • @Cam-sl8ve
      @Cam-sl8ve 3 года назад +19

      they prefer it that way because these people don't understand how our society works, the laws, etc

    • @anaruizguti
      @anaruizguti 3 года назад +2

      London Bridge TS 2007-2016 roughly ... no one could understand a word , many missed trains including me . Thank god it was changed , possible due to the sheer volume of complaints . But it took looong time .

    • @DesiGuy
      @DesiGuy 3 года назад +1

      They are working on minimum wages . You are expecting from them to have master in English?

  • @rejectsmcccentral5375
    @rejectsmcccentral5375 3 года назад +36

    The sheer stupidity of some people never fails to amaze me

  • @DT-kd3xi
    @DT-kd3xi 3 года назад +19

    I always get this when I walk out with a TV u der my coat, out of order,,,

    • @stephenfisher9451
      @stephenfisher9451 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @QQ_241
      @QQ_241 3 года назад

      😁😆😂🤣😭 but yeah good point.

    • @QQ_241
      @QQ_241 3 года назад

      However I didn't know about scones.

  • @eddieb7716
    @eddieb7716 3 года назад +21

    I would of returned all my shopping and got a refund after that security guard put his hands all over my merchandise didn’t se any gloves worn.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад

      There is that as well

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 года назад +7

      Do you know who else touched your stuff before you did? The person that stacked the shelf touched it, dozens of people that were shopping touched it, the checkout operator touched it. Did they all wear gloves? Probably not. Do you routinely wipe down every item in your trolley before taking it home? Going to be hard work shopping if you reject anything someone touched without gloves.

    • @DaveCarterAL
      @DaveCarterAL 3 года назад

      ​@@geodun you are a sad case of "So dumb you amaze your self". Packers in meat products clean their hands, others do also. And that is few and far between touches.
      Compared to some guard who goes from shopper to shopper touching all the stuff the shopper has touched then moves to your shopping repeating the spread.
      Don't take my word for it tho, look at GB covid deaths compared to NZ, 100K to 25 ..... And that is not 25K that's 25. Everyone at NZ Supermarkets wears gloves.

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 года назад

      @@DaveCarterAL Dave, I live in South Australia and if NZ had the same death rate from COVID as South Australia they would have lost about 11 not 25, but both are spectacularly good results given what is happening in other places. Something I do know though, if I do not like store policies I do not shop there. Giving them money under those circumstances seems an incredibly dumb thing to do.
      BTW, gloves are a reasonable idea but they get contaminated just as quickly as hands. I prefer to use hand sanitiser as I enter a store and again as I leave and I avoid touching my face and opening my mouth while in the store and I only touch what I am going to buy. I also use self checkout wherever I can, just one less set of hands. I am also happy to present a receipt if asked which for the entire COVID 19 scare has resulted in nothing in my trolley ever being touched, just looked at.

    • @paul4543
      @paul4543 3 года назад

      @@geodun And Leroy The Window Licker also gave some of the items a kiss as he went round the supermarket searching for the chocolate.

  • @stehenry5634
    @stehenry5634 3 года назад +3

    That alarm at the beginning scared the hell out of my dog 😆😆😆😆

  • @RAD90
    @RAD90 3 года назад +15

    My cat just jumped 2 metres in the air after that ringing of the bell

    • @alpacinolegend
      @alpacinolegend 3 года назад +1

      My dog went even nuttier

    • @iangiles1222
      @iangiles1222 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @RAD90
      @RAD90 3 года назад +1

      @Tommy Karol you’re an early riser... I was fast asleep when you wrote that. Yeah all this 2 metre stuff seems to have rubbed off on my kitty cat 😆

  • @lenka2042
    @lenka2042 3 года назад +51

    This security guard does not have a good grasp of the english language. To put him at the front of a store dealing with customers is ridiculous.

    • @syryder3236
      @syryder3236 3 года назад +3

      Very good point

    • @Holly_2011
      @Holly_2011 3 года назад +4

      And no doubt not acquainted with our less confrontational cultural norms.

    • @teddybear8517
      @teddybear8517 3 года назад +1

      It is a wonder a hit squad was not employed, along with helicopters with plods coming down on ropes.

    • @syryder3236
      @syryder3236 3 года назад

      @@TheLondonCyclist conform and comply easily

  • @martinhandley9445
    @martinhandley9445 3 года назад +6

    Straight out of a dinghy .... Straight into a security job .🤣

    • @chriswood8398
      @chriswood8398 3 года назад +3

      Nice to see lots of casual racists commenting. Speaks volumes about the type of thicko that enjoys this guys videos

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw 11 месяцев назад

      Straight out of stupidity, into the comments section

  • @jordanmcgill2510
    @jordanmcgill2510 3 года назад +2

    If an alarm goes off you have to show them a receipt

    • @gooders8855
      @gooders8855 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abbyward4316
    @abbyward4316 2 года назад +4

    No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh uncontrollably! 😂

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Год назад

      Fking sad shill bot fk off 🤦‍♂️

  • @ramatgan1
    @ramatgan1 3 года назад +1

    Nigerian security guard!
    I love their funny accents

  • @plainkady
    @plainkady 3 года назад +3

    Love your videos!! Educational, informative!! So many sheep just following orders and get angry when others don't follow them too.

  • @dopeytripod
    @dopeytripod 3 года назад +45

    AB really stands for "Amazing Bro"

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +5

      Awww thanks

    • @eastwoodclint2208
      @eastwoodclint2208 3 года назад +1

      Awesome Bruh is better.

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +2

      No it stands for Assisting Burglary 🤡🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheGamingMEL0N
      @TheGamingMEL0N 3 года назад

      @@mohammedahmed3763 How many times you gonna try pulling off that shit joke before you realise nobody finds it funny?

    • @mohammedahmed3763
      @mohammedahmed3763 3 года назад +1

      @@TheGamingMEL0N aaaawww you sad im starting on your youtube fwend 👍👍

  • @nobby91010
    @nobby91010 3 года назад +16

    that security guard is on a lower income but the beauty of it is he has his own segregated toilet block and uniform and the special workers benefit club rolled in too, been a sainsbury's employee and looking like that benefits you in ways money cannot match

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 3 года назад +2

      Boom exactly privileged

    • @xamurai00
      @xamurai00 3 года назад +2

      With the badge.. decked in black.. chest cam.. flak jacket.. they sure want them to look legit.. they have as much power as the guy collecting the trollies from the car park.

    • @teddybear8517
      @teddybear8517 3 года назад

      Once worked at Basingstoke Depo and the wages were amazing, and the benefits incredible, and one of the best super market warehouses I have ever been in, a very, very professional business set up.

  • @birrysund3269
    @birrysund3269 3 года назад +12

    He wants you to show him a Nigerian beef receipt of purchase 😁

  • @s1t2e3i4n5
    @s1t2e3i4n5 3 года назад +17

    How do people land jobs as security personell when they can't even speak in a relatively understandable way?

    • @nigelbaldwin752
      @nigelbaldwin752 3 года назад +1

      Just looking at the comedy angle in this, I was thinking maybe the security man is also thinking why can't any of the customers speak in an understandable way !

  • @ANTYRULZHARD
    @ANTYRULZHARD 3 года назад +27

    I've worked at a supermarket and believe me, meat is the most stolen item in the store.
    So naturally managers and security are aware of this. They are told this, and to look out for it.
    We place yellow security stickers on all valuable meat items in the store that are meant to trigger the alarm. Processing the item with the sticker at checkout does not de-activate the sticker and its ability to set off the alarm. It happens alot and so therefore it is checked on the receipt as a caution. The whole thing can be over in less than 10 seconds if the item is simply stated on your receipt. You would not believe the amount of scumbags stealing from the store I worked at day in and day out, brazen and bold in doing so. These security guards work 12 hour shifts nearly everyday doing nothing but stand in the same spot. I can tell you that this man you filmed is only trying to help the store and be a functional security guard. Most of them do absolutely nothing and simply stand by the door all day. At least this one is trying. It must be a very very boring job.
    I appreciate your awareness of the rules and trying to show everyone our freedoms but really, this man was only doing what was necessary to deter the many many common thieves out there stealing meat to sell down the pub.

    • @amybaccellini5438
      @amybaccellini5438 3 года назад +4

      Lmao the pubs not open and stop. Judging people in times of need sound like a right judgemental person

    • @misiasert1348
      @misiasert1348 3 года назад +2

      What pubs?

    • @ANTYRULZHARD
      @ANTYRULZHARD 3 года назад +2

      @@amybaccellini5438 I know they’re not open what’s your point? It’s still security’s job. Who am I judging?

    • @1961-v9k
      @1961-v9k 2 года назад +1

      I worked at an ASDA store for 8 years. Yes there are a lot of scum but you cannot treat everyone as though they are the same.

    • @GregKeaton
      @GregKeaton 2 года назад

      There’s no such word as “alot”.

  • @DeeLJay
    @DeeLJay 3 года назад +30

    It's RARE that these security guards follow correct procedures

    • @dbcooper7326
      @dbcooper7326 3 года назад +3

      Very well done

    • @Zooumberg
      @Zooumberg 3 года назад +1

      It's down to the individual security guard. I wouldn't search anyone, then again I would always offer the person to relinquish any goods they had stolen and allow them to go on their merry way with a ban from the premises. This even if the person obviously had goods stuffed up their jackets. Just like when I stopped a girl of about 14 years old who had three bottles of wine up her jumper. No way was I gonna search her. I just said give me the wine and you can go. She apologised and went on her way.

    • @itsasnowflakeworld7725
      @itsasnowflakeworld7725 3 года назад

      @@Zooumberg .. you my friend, are a weak, lazy security guard.. 14 years old??? ive called their parents, if they didnt answer, then the police to take them home..

    • @Zooumberg
      @Zooumberg 3 года назад

      @@itsasnowflakeworld7725 Eh? How would you know, you have no experience in all this.

    • @itsasnowflakeworld7725
      @itsasnowflakeworld7725 3 года назад

      @@Zooumberg . lol i was a retail guard for 7 years.. seen and heard it all..stopped people from the age of 11 upto 75... worked 2 years in one store and 5 in another as store detective and uniform, both store didnt want me to go, because i wasnt weak, the 5 year store was losing 7k a week before i got there, in 2 months i got that down to £500 average a week..can count on one hand the amount of people that got away from me, to many rumbles to count, dislocated peoples shoulders and choked one to sleep because they wanted to fight.police told them to shut up because they know the game..so yeah.. i have no experience in it..

  • @ThomasTheWankEngine1
    @ThomasTheWankEngine1 3 года назад +85

    "Who are you?" He asked, whilst wearing a mask...

    • @George-ut2go
      @George-ut2go 3 года назад +4

      because he has got to you mong

    • @ThomasTheWankEngine1
      @ThomasTheWankEngine1 3 года назад

      @@BlackUnicorn96 Who said that was law? I believe gravity is a law...What goes up... Please stop trolling...

    • @Chingloves
      @Chingloves 3 года назад

      There is only one answer to that question, "I'M BATMAN!!"

  • @danielzaba9913
    @danielzaba9913 3 года назад +3

    Despite the dislikes I absolutely love these supermarket and shopping mall videos, I think the guards there are the ones that need the most educating on how to be polite and also the law. Please AB, make more of these.
    Also, quite an interesting story if you are interested, a few months back, I went shopping and the worst thing that happened to me, was a rude security guard, telling me I have to enter the mall exactly through the lines that are painted on the floor, and exit stepping on the lines showing the exit, because of covid 19. The entrance and exit was the same btw, and it was huge. That was the most rude and the most stupid thing a stranger had ever told me, and then she even got upset by it! Definetely brings a new meaning to covid police.

  • @aqviva
    @aqviva 3 года назад +14

    How boring all your videos would be without conflictions.
    Self inflicted agro!!!!

  • @Stugats2006
    @Stugats2006 3 года назад +7

    Yooo AB, big fan of your work. I’m a new subscriber. 👍🏻

  • @Jackary1232
    @Jackary1232 3 года назад +12

    when i saw the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be at heathrow airport lol

  • @snerper
    @snerper 3 года назад +33

    They can set the alarms off themselves if they think you look dodgy, they're total wankers for the main part!

    • @rossjohnston94
      @rossjohnston94 3 года назад

      @Threehundredpages Pages yes they are it's really easy actually

    • @rossjohnston94
      @rossjohnston94 3 года назад

      @Threehundredpages Pages it literally just a tag

    • @rossjohnston94
      @rossjohnston94 3 года назад +1

      @Threehundredpages Pages sometimes quite alot of things set them up ranging from student card wallets and laptops I make sure myself that I check the alarms regular to make sure they are all in order

    • @rossjohnston94
      @rossjohnston94 3 года назад

      @Threehundredpages Pages I'd.complain if that's the case

  • @magalhaeshelder
    @magalhaeshelder 3 года назад +22

    ... well, it's a no win situation trying to talk with a security who barely says a word in English... how do they accept someone like that person to be a security at a supermarket?... maybe that's their intention, making you to give up your rights and comply!

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw 11 месяцев назад

      Well they know all the citizens coming in and out never bothered to learn a second language, so maybe you are right :D

  • @skullcandy6890
    @skullcandy6890 3 года назад +15

    This is also wrong, it’s innocent until proven guilty, they shouldn’t be going through his stuff they should be watching their cctv and then approach him if he stole something

    • @iancovid19hamilton69
      @iancovid19hamilton69 3 года назад +3

      Im no store detective,but I thought its only theft once he exits the store,thus meaning hes not going to return.

    • @kelvynmoore4882
      @kelvynmoore4882 3 года назад +1

      Unfortunately incorrect. Metaphorically speaking, 'you' have entered private property, that has public access. Do not confuse this with a public place. All goods contained within are the sole ownership of the the purveyor until payment is made, in full. That's why they issue a receipt. Be prepared to show the receipt and the contents of your trolley. Simple really.

    • @skullcandy6890
      @skullcandy6890 3 года назад

      @@kelvynmoore4882 private property has the same laws as public area if it has public access during their operating hours, so I am correct it’s innocent until proven guilty! It’s up to the police to find a crime or guilt, we have the right to remain silent so we do not have to prove our innocence! And you have a option to take a receipt do not HAVE to take one, so if they think someone is stealing then they need to go watch their cctv and then report it to the police and hand over their evidence. And also a security guard isn’t allowed to stop you to check your bags unless he/she has seen you pick an item up and conceal it! Don’t believe me go do the research.

  • @rossjohnston94
    @rossjohnston94 3 года назад +4

    I work in retail as security if the alarm goes off I ask for a receipt just the policy we follow then apologise for the inconvenience
    Also most of the times some stuff will not deactivate If not scanned right

  • @Clarencebeeks89
    @Clarencebeeks89 3 года назад +23

    I had this happen to me !
    I’m not having it anymore

  • @captainscarlett1
    @captainscarlett1 3 года назад +8

    How can guard who can't speak the language interpret legal obligations and responsibilities?

  • @abdirahman292
    @abdirahman292 3 года назад +5

    But there are ppl out there who are professional shoplifters.. And it's us the honest shoppers who pick up the tap

    • @stevearellytv3213
      @stevearellytv3213 3 года назад

      You shouldn’t pay for stuff people have stolen mate

    • @BadBadgerTrollAccount172
      @BadBadgerTrollAccount172 3 года назад

      @@stevearellytv3213 It's factored into the profit margins. Who else would pay for it?...

    • @stevearellytv3213
      @stevearellytv3213 3 года назад

      I don’t care I ain’t paying for no little thieves shopping the scumbags, let em factor that in

    • @BadBadgerTrollAccount172
      @BadBadgerTrollAccount172 3 года назад

      @@stevearellytv3213 Yet, you pay for it everytime you buy anything...

  • @GavstarLeo
    @GavstarLeo 3 года назад +1

    R.I.P to people with earphones YOU GOT ME! Damn that was loud LMAO

  • @stuartrich4574
    @stuartrich4574 3 года назад +12

    Send the video clip to the supermarket, it might be useful for training purposes. If they don't appreciate the content, well, more fool them.

  • @stevemacbr
    @stevemacbr 3 года назад +10

    SAINSBURY'S - - A short while ago, I was shopping in one of their stores. I had a full shopping cart withx2 bottles of brandy,... which I had left along with some soft perishables to CHECK-OUT at the end. - Meanwhile the small packing area of the self-checkout till was loaded and after I had scanned the few perishables through the till then the x2 bottles of brandy,... I left the perishables on top of the SCAN / weigh table ( wanting to place them on the bottles after being LIBERATED from their UNDER-AGE tags. - I called the assistant.
    .
    She came and said I should pay for / scan through the perishables - I stated they were already done & that she could check after she LIBERATED the brandy as this NOTICE blocked the major part of the screen,.. and I continued to REFUSE to re-scan the perishables.
    - She walked off to get a security guard,... I remained calm but OPENLY showed my distain at her STUPIDITY.
    - The security guard came to the till with a young effeminate boy , to see what was going on. I explained the situation above and HE ( the security guard was content) - then the young effeminate boy tried to be assertive and made a demand of me,... to which I was now getting pissed off with,... and I said - JUST GET ON WITH IT & stop wasting my time.
    - Stupidly,... the young boy than said, I don't like you talking to me like that.
    - I sad,... fair enough,... I'm not paying for the goods, I no longer wish to shop here with this CUSTOMER SERVICE attitude,... and in leaving, I said - NOW you can spend the next 45minutes putting everything back on the shelf, and I walked out unhindered.
    . I did NOT comply to tjheir stupidity,... and attempts to control. They cou7ld NOT charge me with stealing, as I left withou any goods, and had every intention of paying for what I had chosen - UNTIL these 'self-important nobodies' with little customer care, and even less rational get a jumped up idea of their position,... and try to be passive aggressive.
    - Not witnh this guy. ( Note: The security guard was very fair and acted aright )
    .

    • @DG-iw3yw
      @DG-iw3yw 11 месяцев назад

      You can go to another shop or learn to grow your own food, moron.

  • @littlemissy2883
    @littlemissy2883 3 года назад +14

    The security needs beefing up

    • @syryder3236
      @syryder3236 3 года назад

      Reggae reggae sauce 🤷‍♂️

    • @teddybear8517
      @teddybear8517 3 года назад +2

      It is not meating expectations

  • @lodersracing
    @lodersracing 3 года назад +1

    "Who told you alarm is messed up" "It's obvious" LOL

  • @mrichards55
    @mrichards55 3 года назад +7

    The alarm went off as he was leaving the store. The security have every right to question him and inspect his shopping.

    • @stevo184
      @stevo184 3 года назад +1

      No it doesn't dumbo, didn't you watch the video? You've got two eyes and two ears but only one mouth....use it wisely

  • @Jamie-mx9xh
    @Jamie-mx9xh 3 года назад +2

    If you want to go home with a security tag stuck on your clothes then feel free doing you a favour by checking your goods

  • @TheAuditToolbar
    @TheAuditToolbar 3 года назад +5

    When your son asks you in 20 year's time what did you do to try and stop this tyrannical world from happing, you will have an answer. Many Many Many men in Britain will have to explain how they welcomed it. This is just a security guard, but the principles at play are huge. My one year old boy thanks you for your incredible work.

  • @jimcobain4381
    @jimcobain4381 3 года назад

    This is the 3rd one I have watched today where the security guard can’t speak a word of it.

  • @thetravellingcarpenter1621
    @thetravellingcarpenter1621 3 года назад +4

    Wait until these security guys are replaced with robots ? God help us , no discussions! Computer says no! They will probably have a built in laser gun to kill us! Then find out we have actually paid for the item afterwards! 🤦‍♂️

  • @999_UK
    @999_UK 3 года назад +2

    Omfg u don’t understand. I work in a JD thats next to a Sainsbury’s and there product’s always set of our alarms. They never take the tags off things. But our protocol is if it goes off we have to have a look even though we know it’s something to do with Sainsbury’s

  • @robinbanks.
    @robinbanks. 3 года назад +4

    He bought BEEF 🥩 😂😂

  • @heatherbaker8596
    @heatherbaker8596 3 года назад +2

    I used to have this problem when I went shopping with my mum, in some stores her hearing aids would set off the alarms, we would have quite a laugh about it, in the end they got to know us and didn't stop us.

  • @mikeburtyboy
    @mikeburtyboy 3 года назад +7

    That was funny, so much none understanding 🤣

  • @russellclark1978
    @russellclark1978 3 года назад +2

    The alarm went off so the security guard was checking the items against the receipt to see if anything was being stolen. That is the idea of a security guard, is that so difficult to understand? You Sir just go looking for an argument!

    • @gooders8855
      @gooders8855 3 года назад

      Sheeeeeep

    • @russellclark1978
      @russellclark1978 3 года назад

      @@gooders8855 Beef is from a cow... Not a sheep! 😜

    • @gooders8855
      @gooders8855 3 года назад

      @@russellclark1978 Good one 👍🥇

  • @Montreal98
    @Montreal98 3 года назад +4

    As time goes by, an eye for an eye.
    We in this together son your (beef) is mines.

  • @joohop
    @joohop 3 года назад +1

    Clearly Incompetent
    Bless Up AB

  • @hannecatton2179
    @hannecatton2179 3 года назад +13

    Straight off the boat / dingy from Dover to Sainsbury´s in Bracknell. Note to self , ´give that shop and all in that chain a miss´.

    • @LS____
      @LS____ 3 года назад

      Why do you people always have to bring race/colour into it? Jesus Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @LS____
      @LS____ 3 года назад

      @Threehundredpages Pages It really doesn’t. Stop spewing nonsense for a cheap dig at a black guy

    • @blamiresa
      @blamiresa 3 года назад

      It is alarming how many people are in security jobs,dealing with members of the public but only able to communicate in broken/pidgin English...they don’t understand our phrases and customs...country’s on a race to the bottom.

    • @LS____
      @LS____ 3 года назад

      @@blamiresa then I’m afraid that’s an issue with the recruitment process. He’s clearly qualified for the job or he wouldn’t have been hired. His job doesn’t require him to hold lengthy in depth conversations with the public. He’s required at most to ask to look at receipts, check customer items and escalate to police if necessary or wish them a nice day and leave depending on the outcome. Don’t hate on the guy for wanting to work.

    • @LS____
      @LS____ 3 года назад

      @Threehundredpages Pages Where did I say they were gods 😂 a white British security guard wouldn’t have discriminatory comments said about him off the bat. You’ve seen the colour of his skin and his troubles with the English language and made assumptions which is extremely worrying

  • @kelvynmoore4882
    @kelvynmoore4882 3 года назад +2

    1:40 "if I go to the supermarket and spend my money". Assuming AB they have actually exchanged their money for the products. Not 'some' of the goods. You need to purchase 'all' of the goods you have taken. A supermarket is privately owned property with public access. It is not public property. Rather like a ‘pub’. The goods on the shelves are under the ownership of the business until such a point they are deemed 'purchased' on exit of the premises. This includes all implied terms. Purchasing law is one of the oldest and well documented laws in the United Kingdom. SCONES is a working doctrine for security staff to follow. It is not statute. All this could of course be avoided... just pay for what you've taken and perhaps keep the receipt?

  • @bestyoutube5318
    @bestyoutube5318 3 года назад +4

    It sounds like. He got. BEEEEF.! Epic A.B

  • @sheashea935
    @sheashea935 3 года назад +1

    We want another long video mate keep up the good work

  • @rranger2274
    @rranger2274 3 года назад +23

    When the security guard asked who are you, you should of said, you are from the immigration service. Who knows he might of made a dash for the exit.

    • @Elloco-us5fe
      @Elloco-us5fe 3 года назад +5

      And this is why the world is so fucked with comments like this

    • @Elloco-us5fe
      @Elloco-us5fe 3 года назад

      United Kingdom

    • @whitehart11
      @whitehart11 3 года назад +1

      of said ? of made ?

    • @Elloco-us5fe
      @Elloco-us5fe 3 года назад +4

      Illiterate racism

    • @rranger2274
      @rranger2274 3 года назад +1

      @@whitehart11 how does, f off sound.

  • @andrewfenn6773
    @andrewfenn6773 3 года назад +1

    The on duty Security Officer is allowed to stop and check the receipt if the alarm goes off at the door,

  • @williamdavies6241
    @williamdavies6241 3 года назад +5

    Security are generally treated like crap by employers and other staff, and then MR A.B. comes and sticks his nose in, for no other reason than to look clever to his devoted followers, Tw@.

  • @gteaz
    @gteaz 3 года назад +1

    Alarm detects me "beep beep beep"
    Me looks at everyone else.

  • @eivom1
    @eivom1 3 года назад +3

    Customer was a bit of a karen getting "pissed off" "2nd time", how is it the checkout guys fault that the security tag went off, he sorted it out for him maybe buy beef somewhere else if it ruins his day that much or... keep a receipt. Good to see the security guard checking the alarmed customers, our supermarket we get stuff stolen all the time because we have a security guard who prioritises his smoking breaks.

    • @LazyAnnihilator
      @LazyAnnihilator 3 года назад

      So I work in a supermarket myself. If the alarm goes off as a customer leaves the only thing store security should do is remove the tag for the customer.
      Even if they suspect them of theft they can't do anything other than follow their own procedure which AC ran through at the start of the video. There is nothing stopping them from reviewing security video and keeping a picture of the suspected thief for next time.
      As to the customer complaining I think they are well within their rights and understandably annoyed. If I had been the assistant I would tell them to make a customer compliant. The tags on meat are the worsted and need to be removed or updated and this won't happen unless customers complain.
      I'd suggest bringing up your concerns about your stores security with your line manager.

  • @Mohamed-1997-
    @Mohamed-1997- 3 года назад

    I'm a security guard myself and I love your security guard videos 😂💯.

  • @michaelellarby9
    @michaelellarby9 3 года назад +3

    Sainsburys security actually have a thob in there pocket and have to set off alarm and search so many people a day, it happened to me I seen him move his hand in his pocket as I approached so I looked it up on here and it is well documented, they do it, try looking it up sainsburys security and fobs

    • @darussianping61
      @darussianping61 3 года назад

      try to google exactly what you said without result. could you copy and paste link? thx

    • @michaelellarby9
      @michaelellarby9 3 года назад

      @@darussianping61 sorry it was like a year plus ago now since I did the research, try things like sainsburys door security, and sainsburys entrance alarm, sainsburys dishonest security, etc, there was plenty of others on there sorry it was a long time ago.

  • @i3az
    @i3az 3 года назад

    That alarm just blew my ears off!

  • @00ghost27
    @00ghost27 3 года назад +7

    0:19 RIP headphone users :(

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg Год назад +1

    OW MY EARBALLS.

  • @zerosumequation
    @zerosumequation 3 года назад +5

    Are there any Security that can understand ennggllleesshhhhh?

  • @kasimhussain2850
    @kasimhussain2850 3 года назад +1

    Yoo Good video your video are all way the best keep it up AB 😎👍🏾

  • @cluez3946
    @cluez3946 3 года назад +3

    But what if he was stealing u don’t just let them walk out with stolen things

  • @carlchessman5369
    @carlchessman5369 3 года назад

    security man ? just another day tripper from france, fresh from the boat

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu 3 года назад +3

    S C ON E S..... good grief.

  • @bobsmith3291
    @bobsmith3291 3 года назад +1

    What do you expect if you walk round with your hood up and your face covered in a supermarket

  • @patrickp6959
    @patrickp6959 3 года назад +8

    Big up AB 👍👍

  • @newnorman7158
    @newnorman7158 3 года назад

    This is a classic example of the difference between speaking English and understanding English

  • @dannyboy4566
    @dannyboy4566 3 года назад +12

    I think you should change the name of your channel to "Annoying Britain" not "Auditing Britain" but i suspect that is what it really is.

    • @maltefrom
      @maltefrom 3 года назад

      Not as much as these annoying security guards are hassling customers. These arrogant supermarkets are acting like the customers should feel lucky if they manage to come into their store and spend their hard earned money without being hassled due to their faulty security systems

    • @tomtucker2450
      @tomtucker2450 3 года назад

      Says one who likes their slavery!

    • @kelvynmoore4882
      @kelvynmoore4882 3 года назад +1

      @@maltefrom There's no excuse for impoliteness I totally agree. But do remember that you are entering their premises. It is their private premises that you have public access to. It is not a publicly owned such as a library. All the products offered for sale remain the sole property of the owner until payment is made in full before exit. It's the same for your local corner shop as it is for a national supermarket. If you don't like their attitude, shop somewhere else. They may just change it if enough people boycott the store. I'm wondering however if people's response would be different if AB did this in his local, family run independent store?

  • @kruzinkitkat6514
    @kruzinkitkat6514 3 года назад

    Here from John Filax's RUclips channel. Big fan of his, now a fan of yours! Howdy from Dallas Texas, USA.

  • @RaysRailVideos
    @RaysRailVideos 3 года назад +4

    I wont shop in sainsburys after they made me put £100 worth of shopping through a self service till as all the other tills were only accepting payments via card which i dont have, i only use cash.

  • @ChillinLikeAVillain1210
    @ChillinLikeAVillain1210 3 года назад

    Hahaha your titles are priceless lol

  • @kelvynmoore4882
    @kelvynmoore4882 3 года назад +7

    I’m not sure what exactly this interaction has to do with you? Surely this is between the individual shopper and Tesco? Why are you so keen to get involved with your camera? AB, it’s got nothing to do with you. If you’re bored during lockdown, why not volunteer for a charitable cause or for community work? They could really use some extra help right now.

    • @williamdavies6241
      @williamdavies6241 3 года назад +2

      One day you will stick your nose where it isn't wanted, and you WILL get a good kicking, you are far too arrogant.😠

  • @granmagreyballs5514
    @granmagreyballs5514 3 года назад +1

    Man.... that guy got BEEF!!!!

  • @billydoesntdocommentary6711
    @billydoesntdocommentary6711 3 года назад +3

    Ab you naughty man 😂 keep up the content we hate tyrant cops , they should be stripped from services ❤️❤️

  • @wondermama8179
    @wondermama8179 3 года назад +1

    So let me get this straight...you have to go through a beef check point to further confirm purchase before leaving the store? That's Bullsh*t!

  • @jonathantitterton9455
    @jonathantitterton9455 3 года назад +3

    This is funny, he points out "S.C.O.N.E" which the N stands for "non payment". The showing of the receipt (which btw is PROOF OF PURCHASE) proves if the customer paid or hadn't paid for the item which set off the Alarm. The fact he (AB) "you don't have to show him no recipient" (which btw the people on here complaining about other people's spelling I find funny with this grammatical laziness with "he doesn't have to show you NO recipt) shows that he had to look it up AFTER filming once again showing ignorance and looking for argument which is every single one of his videos!

  • @MegaTrebor333
    @MegaTrebor333 3 года назад +2

    There seems to be a few people doing these audits now but no one does it with the respect and polite manner that you do... keep it up👍

  • @colonialclive
    @colonialclive 3 года назад +3

    Meat should of been swiped at checkout. To disable the security tag.

  • @Sunburst75
    @Sunburst75 3 года назад

    That "YO" needs to stay for ever. That video it started in is class. YO !!!!

  • @BLACKBURNEKIDS
    @BLACKBURNEKIDS 3 года назад +9

    The home page is called auditing Britain but 95% of the content is just confrontations. Where are all of the other walkthrough clips of you auditing Britain. I agree with public filming but he’s just a boring pest.

    • @kelvynmoore4882
      @kelvynmoore4882 3 года назад +6

      Nothing to do with real 'auditing'. Everything to do however with making cheap ££'s from RUclips.

  • @6969Watcher1
    @6969Watcher1 3 года назад

    when he said beef he's insulting you

  • @2486Martin9086
    @2486Martin9086 3 года назад +3

    Uneducated foreign nationals ticking boxes for the corrupt supermarkets again. Totally clueless, but always thinks that he's doing a great job, and is valued highly.

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 3 года назад +2

      Discrimination against indigenous WHITES

    • @jcampbell145
      @jcampbell145 3 года назад

      He was an Arse.. true.
      Educated indigenous nationals should have those minimum wage job,s. 🤔

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 3 года назад

      @@jcampbell145 educated lol they dont educate children in this country anymore they just force feed them pish