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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +152

    Must watch
    ruclips.net/video/-NZPeC3SVXE/видео.html

    • @kswiatlo
      @kswiatlo 3 года назад +17

      vid is gone,
      AB good luck

    • @karlhunt3797
      @karlhunt3797 3 года назад +24

      Seriously, why are you bothering doing that? Filming places like that is a massive security risk. And all they are doing is trying to limit risk at the site.
      What is your goal, reason or point to this?

    • @BRSL
      @BRSL 3 года назад +11

      What was in that video? RUclips says it was disabled because of a privacy complaint.

    • @jpe115
      @jpe115 3 года назад +35

      @@seananderson7369 section 33 criminal justice act 1972 www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1972/71/section/33
      its a public place there is no law restricting photography in a public place, the world gets filmed non stop 24/7 by security cameras and never complains or protests, yet put a camera in a persons hand and everyone loses their shit with made up laws they don't understand and more so today because everyone has a movie camera in their pocket on their phone, having watched this now you know about public photography, so when you get swarmed by security in the shopping center for taking a selfie you will understand your rights and where you stand and will be able to educate others.

    • @easynow3478
      @easynow3478 3 года назад +34

      Keep it up the good work , when first started watching thought you was just an antagonist but the people you encounter are just power hungry think they own the people absolute joke , love how you handle yourself I may start grabbing my camera out at any available opportunity to exercise my right 😄 peace and love ✌🏼

  • @Ralph_Smith0724
    @Ralph_Smith0724 4 года назад +922

    *The stupid prison security staff didn't realize they were the story. LOL*

  • @paulhollins6127
    @paulhollins6127 3 года назад +168

    The dog is the only one with common sense and the police officer laughed..😂😂😂 Says it all

  • @adamrawlins6333
    @adamrawlins6333 4 года назад +881

    Imagine how pissed they’re gonna be when they find out about google earth

    • @osgkillerzzz3879
      @osgkillerzzz3879 4 года назад +28

      Frankly I don’t think their brains are on earth probably somewhere 3 galaxies away.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 4 года назад +5

      Hahahaha

    • @ballisticdan9135
      @ballisticdan9135 4 года назад +8

      And half a million people seeing what twats they are. Their family , friends and kids may see this. How embarrassing.

    • @WarrenF
      @WarrenF 3 года назад +8

      The google street view car is there for a good reason and doesn’t hang around the place. This guy is there with no good reason and looks like he’s scoping out the building being there for so long filming it.

    • @iceclown999
      @iceclown999 3 года назад +13

      @@WarrenF Whats the good reason for google to loiter in a van, to take film/photos of the prison? The reason he is their is to film contents of public intrest, that's good enough a reason to be able to film.

  • @steveelliott285
    @steveelliott285 Год назад +123

    Baffling and educating people at the same time. What a breath of fresh air AB is.

    • @gopnikolai7483
      @gopnikolai7483 Год назад +8

      I think there's usually 2 types of auditors: the first type is where they only do it to get a rise out of people and cause a nuisance, knowing that they can get away with it. The second type, like Auditing Britain, actually test people and expose the lack of education, he also teaches us normal citizens which is a nice bonus.
      I normally cant stand auditors but AB's tone and sarcasm is near-peak comedy, I love him.

    • @davidjoyce976
      @davidjoyce976 Год назад

      He is a fucking idiot like his stupid followers

  • @mohammadaliwi5853
    @mohammadaliwi5853 3 года назад +785

    “That dog makes more sense more than you do!” This line killed me😂😂
    You are a legend please continue

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @goge3203
      @goge3203 3 года назад +1

      It is all dictator by law

    • @Raeqwon17
      @Raeqwon17 3 года назад +6

      "two baldies" 😂😂🤣😂

    • @gytosas
      @gytosas 3 года назад +1

      totally spiting fire :D

    • @ThaiTastic
      @ThaiTastic 2 года назад +4

      5:13

  • @iulianamlesnita4913
    @iulianamlesnita4913 3 года назад +418

    "You should go back,they might escape"😂😂😂
    Loved it

    • @chrisdurant4627
      @chrisdurant4627 2 года назад +1

      The queen is trespassing, we all are, she owns nothing at all,

    • @razworthers_3601
      @razworthers_3601 Год назад +3

      Had me in stitches 🤣

    • @selectnull4459
      @selectnull4459 Год назад +2

      Me too :) - they might escape :) - i am remembering the movie which somebody filmed as a truck/some machinery broke the walls of a prison - the inmates started escaping and one of the wards was stopping the filming person from filming :)

    • @jonkennedyfederation
      @jonkennedyfederation Год назад +1

      LOL!

  • @onanist9305
    @onanist9305 4 года назад +600

    When ASDA isn't hiring, your next stop in G4S...

    • @MrGrazzhoppa
      @MrGrazzhoppa 4 года назад +13

      Or Securitas

    • @richardrichard353
      @richardrichard353 4 года назад +4

      Ha ha lol 😂

    • @leeenglandland2978
      @leeenglandland2978 4 года назад +32

      G4S take on McDonald's rejects.

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 4 года назад +7

      I dont even think asda would employ some of them especially the woman that got inthe in the police car. Andy England 🇬🇧

    • @mylesdaddy123
      @mylesdaddy123 4 года назад +4

      ASDA pay more

  • @JPL821
    @JPL821 6 месяцев назад +80

    The woman officer is sneaky…she seems nice and helpful but the moment she found out about the car…it showed her true self. That whole nice routine is to just let down your guard.

    • @bernardm2312
      @bernardm2312 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think that if she really was concerned for AB she would have asked those lazy G4S people to go back to work, and stop harassing him.

    • @garystringer2582
      @garystringer2582 6 месяцев назад +11

      You could tell by the smirk on her face she knew her gig was up, when he highlighted her true intention of identifying him.

    • @Bikeadelic
      @Bikeadelic 3 месяца назад

      She's sexy to which makes it even harder.

    • @shonkyboy
      @shonkyboy Месяц назад

      She’s a bit spicey ❤

    • @EugeneMenard
      @EugeneMenard Месяц назад +1

      Yes I agree.. but she is lovely.! I think she's pretty,I'd take her for a spin,yeah.?🤔

  • @ronnied13
    @ronnied13 3 года назад +207

    Meanwhile all the prisoners are having a riot coz all the staff are outside dealing with AB and his camera

    • @BabyUn0
      @BabyUn0 3 года назад +1

      😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @alial-qasim2453
      @alial-qasim2453 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @welshknight1456
      @welshknight1456 3 года назад +2

      All the prisoners are digging an escape tunnel while they are here wasting time.

    • @carwyndavies1865
      @carwyndavies1865 3 года назад

      What you on about I just walk out the front door🤣 and went home wondered where the correction officers went

    • @clairelovelock7270
      @clairelovelock7270 3 года назад

      Lmfao.

  • @jasonhardy4207
    @jasonhardy4207 4 года назад +1748

    How the hell did I come across these vids, they funny and addictive to watch 😂😂

    • @herbertvonzinderneuf8547
      @herbertvonzinderneuf8547 4 года назад +67

      I know. I was up to 5AM watching the bleedin' things when I first found them.

    • @ballisticdan9135
      @ballisticdan9135 4 года назад +15

      Your right, love these vids..awesome. If you haven't check out crimebodge. Really informative and absolutely hilarious.

    • @thekingerlavelle8906
      @thekingerlavelle8906 4 года назад +20

      Same it's weird 😂 it's a buzz known they haven't a clue about the law 😂

    • @essemsee2808
      @essemsee2808 4 года назад +10

      @@herbertvonzinderneuf8547 I'm currently on the same path. 7am now!

    • @feelinsupersonic1606
      @feelinsupersonic1606 4 года назад +4

      Same

  • @peterglynwilliams6475
    @peterglynwilliams6475 4 года назад +239

    "The dogs making more sense than you" 🤣🤣

    • @sebastianeisenberg3826
      @sebastianeisenberg3826 4 года назад +7

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I was about to say the same thing looooooooool

    • @slandlad9817
      @slandlad9817 4 года назад +6

      That's why the dog is in charge

  • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
    @Theoriginalbigbrillo 6 месяцев назад +25

    The dog handler with his Jack Boots 🤔🤔🤔🤔
    Germany 1936 anyone else?...............................................................

  • @DivineVibrations9
    @DivineVibrations9 4 года назад +695

    “What you filming?”
    “At the moment, you”
    “Why?”
    “Because you’re approaching the camera”
    😂😂

    • @depz2real537
      @depz2real537 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @millionpoundmaker
      @millionpoundmaker 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂 amazing wasn't it

    • @stephaniekrywicki6166
      @stephaniekrywicki6166 4 года назад +4

      Cops are as stupid in Britain as they are in the states....must be the type of job that dumbs people down!!

    • @Noticccashonly
      @Noticccashonly 4 года назад +1

      Funny how only men are commenting ini

    • @Castrated__
      @Castrated__ 4 года назад

      HAHAHA

  • @yusufmoor8495
    @yusufmoor8495 3 года назад +201

    "What are you filming, im filming you, why, because your approaching the camera" absolutely hilarious loooool

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 3 года назад +1

      Its brilliant aint it, the guy in the white shirt looks so confused, if he lied probably woulda believed it

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 3 года назад +5

      This guy in the white shirt keeps banging on about private property and all that stuff but if you go on street view you can view what he is filming so that proves it is not private property otherwise it wouldn't be street viewed would it and if you do 3D on Google Earth you can actually go right into the prisons yards and fences and perimeters and all the rest of the stuff

  • @xbluewolfy1741
    @xbluewolfy1741 4 года назад +315

    The fact "HM" stands for "Her Majesty" and yet the prison is being run by a private security firm is a joke in itself! This country has become an embarrassment!

    • @hubertnitkowski9583
      @hubertnitkowski9583 4 года назад +5

      why? name a sector where a private non-goverment firm is not better than a government one

    • @bekabeka71
      @bekabeka71 4 года назад +12

      That’s what happens when private company takes charge

    • @hubertnitkowski9583
      @hubertnitkowski9583 4 года назад

      @seb dickie ok name one

    • @hubertnitkowski9583
      @hubertnitkowski9583 4 года назад

      @@bekabeka71 private companies are better than government ones

    • @wookiechris4649
      @wookiechris4649 4 года назад +2

      @@hubertnitkowski9583 if you ask the current government, all of them until they can't make a profit at which point it's better the taxpayer pays for it

  • @spaghettimkay5795
    @spaghettimkay5795 5 месяцев назад +55

    "Stop videoing my dog NOW!"
    Imagine being an adult and genuinely letting those words leave your mouth

    • @gucciadjective7745
      @gucciadjective7745 Месяц назад +2

      Came here to comment the exact same thing. Couldn't imagine caring about someone filming my dog, I'd be flattered haha

    • @stevecattani9545
      @stevecattani9545 14 дней назад +2

      @@gucciadjective7745 Plus the dog gave consent!

  • @thomaspresley2633
    @thomaspresley2633 3 года назад +359

    How can 1 man with a camera gather 7 prisoner officers, 1 dog and 2 police officers 😂😂

    • @MattYZFR125
      @MattYZFR125 3 года назад +6

      And still got shat on like the dog did but cause it was recorded he picked it up lmao

    • @jdmbear8492
      @jdmbear8492 3 года назад +16

      Yet I get burgled, have gps information on where some of my stolen stuff is and I have to wait a day to get one officer to my house not even where the swag is. Also get told if I try and find it myself I’m likely to be arrested 🤦‍♂️

    • @malcolmcanning9553
      @malcolmcanning9553 3 года назад +3

      Doggie is in charge.haha

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 3 года назад +1

      By acting suspicious.

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 2 года назад +2

      Exactly!
      That's the whole point of these brilliant videos.

  • @amd77j
    @amd77j 4 года назад +117

    The amount of intellect, logic, and professionalism combined from all these G4S people who approached you couldn't power a light bulb. My. Goodness.

    • @magirusdeutzjupiter2234
      @magirusdeutzjupiter2234 Год назад

      I know some of them, just bone idle and most are all mouth no action. They might be big but have the common sense of a cave man.😀

  • @deanprince8602
    @deanprince8602 Год назад +50

    G4S. The gift that keeps on giving!

  • @thomaspresley2633
    @thomaspresley2633 3 года назад +1036

    I love how you’re taking on SO many people all by yourself 😂 I genuinely think you’re a brave dude.

    • @lt7s773
      @lt7s773 3 года назад +43

      @@ogloftus he's speaking along the lines of legislation. It's the kind of stuff lawyers say to prosecute people so it's a good way to verbally defend yourself in these kind of situations.

    • @martinrichard5539
      @martinrichard5539 3 года назад +9

      He's an idiot there was no reason him filming the prison doesn't make sense

    • @martinrichard5539
      @martinrichard5539 3 года назад +5

      @@goge3203 are you mad what about terrorism and its strange tho why he videos the prison he might be planning terrorism or something to be honest with you

    • @catatafishful
      @catatafishful 3 года назад +5

      He's not brave, he's just bored and stupid.

    • @jamesman5338
      @jamesman5338 3 года назад +35

      @@ogloftus You're employed by 4GS aren't you.

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 4 года назад +268

    Baldy in white shirt is very arrogant and aggressive. Bet he wouldn't be that cocky without his 5 or 6 colleagues

    • @TallerMan.1520
      @TallerMan.1520 4 года назад +4

      For i concur.

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 4 года назад

      imagine if these people had to LIVE FEED THEIR INTERACTIONS with their children!!
      if that were the case, WANNA BET THEY WOULD "DO THE RIGHT THING" EVERYTIME

    • @walkamongtheignorant4912
      @walkamongtheignorant4912 3 года назад +7

      short man syndrome in combination with baldness in full effect

    • @misskay8131
      @misskay8131 3 года назад +9

      If someone comes and shoves a camera in your face when you’re working a high risk job with high risk offenders, how would YOU react? This guy and his fans are actually clueless. You think it’s okay for some jobless bloke to go around harassing people at work trying to provide for their families. Absolute jokes.

    • @walkamongtheignorant4912
      @walkamongtheignorant4912 3 года назад +7

      @@misskay8131 if it was that high of a risk we wouldn't have the most professional private security firm looking after it 🤣

  • @TheShottyBoys
    @TheShottyBoys 5 месяцев назад +18

    Dog is more interesting in sniffing the surroundings than protecting any of those wannabes.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Месяц назад

      Dogs find sniffing the floor very interesting for some reason.

  • @pauljoneseyboy9615
    @pauljoneseyboy9615 3 года назад +96

    The dog knows the score, looked the other way in embarrassment throughout.

    • @gytosas
      @gytosas 3 года назад +4

      loved the dog :)

    • @allthegearnotaclue
      @allthegearnotaclue 2 года назад

      And took a shit for the human to pick up. :-)

  • @OpinionatedMonk
    @OpinionatedMonk 3 года назад +232

    Love it when "little big baldy Nigel" comes storming to the camera, as if he's got any authority, and then gets basically told off and has to suck it up and now he's on RUclips forever ! Poor lad!!!

    • @brimkathstampex2306
      @brimkathstampex2306 3 года назад +4

      @Reevesie Ranger Yes - what a thicko!

    • @andywells397
      @andywells397 3 года назад +2

      God they are all ugly lol

    • @odakyuodakyu6650
      @odakyuodakyu6650 3 года назад +5

      weird to think that when they were in school in the 1980s or 90s, nothing could prepare them for this moment. cause the internet didnt fucking exist!
      hahahah.

    • @gytosas
      @gytosas 3 года назад +1

      @Reevesie Ranger Sir you are far to kind to this character believing any woman would give him a chance.

    • @blakeyboy2878
      @blakeyboy2878 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mallon201
    @mallon201 3 года назад +132

    Somebody in G4S management needs to view this footage and find out how 8 or 9 members of staff can leave their posts to harass members of the public, someone in government needs to view this footage and question the staffing levels at this prison, re how this large group of staff can suddenly leave their posts to harass members of the public, re are we paying G4S for staff that are supernumerary, they obviously weren't attending to any prisoners, waste of public resources.

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 3 года назад +6

      LOL All evidence suggests that they want it this way.

    • @MeMe-dw1sm
      @MeMe-dw1sm 2 года назад

      You could be that somebody

    • @jamescarr1593
      @jamescarr1593 2 года назад +3

      They are all security , its their job role

    • @yusufzaeem4048
      @yusufzaeem4048 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @stephenmcguire338
      @stephenmcguire338 2 года назад

      G4 is always in the news for some shit of shit work

  • @911928944
    @911928944 Год назад +37

    26:45 The look on her face when she thought you'd cocked up by arriving in your car; and then a taxi picks you up 😂😂😂

  • @Harry-mv3kb
    @Harry-mv3kb 4 года назад +82

    That’s what happens when you give somebody who’s on £10 an hour a badge

  • @tonymurphy2624
    @tonymurphy2624 3 года назад +66

    I'd take the consent from the dog. He's clearly the brains of the outfit.
    The young one started well, but ended up an apologist. She made excuses for behaviour she didn't witness, leaping to the defence of her corporate co-conspirators.

  • @nisarzaman
    @nisarzaman 4 года назад +72

    Just imagine how they treat their prisoners

    • @joerod7526
      @joerod7526 4 года назад +3

      THEY TREAT THEM VERY WELL... IF "THEY PAY FOR IT"

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 6 месяцев назад

      True but they got to make make prisons a place no one wants to go to it’s not suppose to be run like butlins 😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😮

  • @gwyn111
    @gwyn111 4 месяца назад +10

    The staff look exactly how you'd expect them to!

  • @tonymckee3542
    @tonymckee3542 4 года назад +383

    This Policewoman showed a clear head under strange circumstances

    • @itchyleadfoot62
      @itchyleadfoot62 4 года назад +21

      Good she was just doing her job

    • @NOOne-im5vg
      @NOOne-im5vg 4 года назад +30

      Definitely a very reasonable woman.

    • @eamoncostanza5573
      @eamoncostanza5573 4 года назад +17

      @@NOOne-im5vg asked too many questions tbh

    • @DjSyko86
      @DjSyko86 4 года назад +49

      She was being nice he was being a dick

    • @gooders8855
      @gooders8855 4 года назад +22

      Really..... 124 people believe this officer treated this member of the public that she works for, in the same manner she did the private firm that she should have instantly reminded of their authority, where it starts and ends, and just how far it does not stretch. Security like this are dangerous to your children, chest puffing wankers, who then get backed by out public servants. Where have all these stupid British come from that think this is a good copper?????

  • @kylesmith8334
    @kylesmith8334 4 года назад +154

    Proof that giving small men power just goes to their heads

  • @owensmith4651
    @owensmith4651 Год назад +10

    "I'm not giving you consent, stop videoing my dog now" priceless

  • @jamiejoyce4411
    @jamiejoyce4411 4 года назад +185

    The whole time this was going on someone was on the other side throwing parcels over 😂

    • @trebor9711
      @trebor9711 4 года назад +2

      Pukka,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kucingdterbakard3765
      @kucingdterbakard3765 4 года назад +9

      Them guards one hundred percent get money off whatevers going in to that prison

    • @ricininepartypillz9248
      @ricininepartypillz9248 4 года назад +2

      Who YODEL,I think all my parcels are in ditch somewhere

    • @top.g.tate69
      @top.g.tate69 4 года назад

      Every single 1 look like corrupt officers bet they meet road men on that road to take the parcels in

    • @f.dmcintyre4666
      @f.dmcintyre4666 3 года назад

      @@trebor9711 Dubble Pukka.....

  • @robertbrown8362
    @robertbrown8362 4 года назад +169

    The prison dog summed up the whole episode by taking a dump

    • @newwelshaudits2126
      @newwelshaudits2126 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @littlepete6849
      @littlepete6849 4 года назад +3

      You could tell that dog was disgusted by the look on its face...

    • @forthfarean
      @forthfarean 4 года назад +6

      Ha, Don't you just love dogs!

    • @littlepete6849
      @littlepete6849 4 года назад +2

      @@forthfarean dogs are awsome...

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 3 года назад +1

      The dog knows a non-threat when he sees one. He just wants to go back to work. Too bad the employees at this place don't have his insight and work ethic.

  • @unclebigbeard6757
    @unclebigbeard6757 4 года назад +89

    7 people and a dog follow him but he follows her and it harassment.

  • @margemaple6091
    @margemaple6091 6 месяцев назад +17

    PC Beasley is the most beautiful PC i have ever seen !!

    • @WillScarlet1991
      @WillScarlet1991 5 месяцев назад +4

      Get to Specsavers 😀 - Btw, she was deliberately being nice and calm so she could get some info out of AB. Did you hear her saying she wants to walk him to his car for apparent safety? She only wanted to, so she could get his registration number and find out that way.

    • @majordolbyscat
      @majordolbyscat 3 месяца назад +1

      Speaking purely professional you know, as a portrait photographer, with PC Beasley’s side profile at 23.30 I would have to wholeheartedly agree

    • @RIUUI007
      @RIUUI007 Месяц назад

      @@majordolbyscat Just curious out of interest, as a portrait photographer do you wholeheartedly agree that she's beautiful or do you wholeheartedly agree that the guy should go to Specsavers? Your comment can be interpreted both ways 😊

  • @apprenticelogic6642
    @apprenticelogic6642 4 года назад +89

    Standing there looking a like a 6 pack of Tesco blue band sausages

  • @audigex
    @audigex 3 года назад +202

    Prison officer when AB follows them: “this is harassment”... but her colleagues following AB for 30 minutes isn’t harassment?

    • @andrewstratford4753
      @andrewstratford4753 3 года назад +10

      Strange how they leave prison property and go onto public property and follow you with ten officers.

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 3 года назад +5

      He wondered onto their property unprovoked. They were making sure he leaves.
      Stop making excuses and get a life.

    • @mrt2799
      @mrt2799 2 года назад +3

      @@1000000man1 bootlicker

    • @meilyn22
      @meilyn22 2 года назад

      @@1000000man1 It's public property idiot.

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 2 года назад

      @@1000000man1 It wasn't their property, bootlicker.

  • @judewestburner
    @judewestburner 3 года назад +166

    They're completely playing into his hands. They're actually providing him exactly what he wants.

    • @franciscruickshank8794
      @franciscruickshank8794 2 года назад +1

      well g4s are not the brightess bulb in the pack! bunch of morons. and the cop says she works for the queen? but its the taxpayer who pays her salary! what a f*****g country!

    • @piercecooke9649
      @piercecooke9649 Год назад

      If the police were interested in crimes and the public weren't such cry babies about people exercising their rights these channels wouldnt exist.
      The police had a harrassment case against those workers but they were more interested in telling him not to raise his voice. The British public are big pussies, they think everything is private and they have more rights than their neighbour.

  • @c0r
    @c0r Год назад +8

    “The public starts right down there, and right down the end of the road”
    *turns head* “there’s a bus stop there”
    Perfection 🤣

  • @kellyt3431
    @kellyt3431 4 года назад +83

    At any given moment 7 - 10 G4S staff standing around staring at a photographer. Perhaps they need some staff made redundant!

  • @dec46
    @dec46 4 года назад +83

    That "dog handler" has had zero training

    • @amd77j
      @amd77j 4 года назад +1

      I felt for the dog. It deserves better.

    • @wolvoman1
      @wolvoman1 3 года назад +1

      @warszawa70 He was the one on the lead

  • @jjyo99
    @jjyo99 4 года назад +59

    One of THE BEST audit videos on the web! It had a great start, a suspenseful middle and a CRACKING ending! I was pulling my hair out and laughing in equal measure! Great job!

  • @10kid
    @10kid 3 года назад +70

    Look how understanding and approaching she is. Even when he said he won’t answer but ended up answering the questions.

    • @gytosas
      @gytosas 3 года назад +1

      would you not answer her question? :D

    • @10kid
      @10kid 3 года назад +13

      @@gytosas I’ll be snitching on me so she can arrest me lol

    • @gytosas
      @gytosas 3 года назад +1

      @@10kid who wouldn't :D

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 2 года назад +15

      She was beautiful

    • @nonyabusiness999
      @nonyabusiness999 2 года назад

      She was a snake,she wasn't interested in what had happened to AB she just wanted to get as much information about him as she could..if she really cared she'd of told those g4 retards that he's well within his rights to film anything he can see whilst stood on public land....

  • @iasked3371
    @iasked3371 3 года назад +127

    Stop filming the dog now!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these guys can’t be serious I’m dead.

  • @reasonrules4165
    @reasonrules4165 9 месяцев назад +9

    The best bit was when the Dog handler said, you are not allowed to film my dog.

  • @dondada6310
    @dondada6310 4 года назад +60

    This guy just ripped the piss out of everyone here 😂

  • @cdsmith1990
    @cdsmith1990 4 года назад +34

    G4S are scum. We had a routine visit from British Gas a few years ago but it was G4S contractors they sent.. The guy literally acted like he was a debt collector or something, really bizarre and inappropriate attitude. We complained to British Gas and they said they'd "look into it, take all complaints seriously, hold their contractors to the highest standards" etc etc. We never heard anything back so who knows if they ever followed it up...

  • @Rid-iculo-us
    @Rid-iculo-us 3 года назад +243

    This is the funniest and most informative reality satire show I've ever watched. Chapeau. Great channel!

  • @vincentsubmarinismo774
    @vincentsubmarinismo774 2 года назад +6

    The female officer is so sweet
    I quite like her 🤭

  • @inthisdayandage8078
    @inthisdayandage8078 4 года назад +216

    G4S as stupid as always, absolutely correct about the dog being the most sensible of the bunch! Great video 👍

    •  4 года назад +1

      Even the dog gave them black looks.....

  • @jjosephm7539
    @jjosephm7539 4 года назад +119

    Prisons should be run by the government, not outsourced to private entities

    • @booshting3520
      @booshting3520 4 года назад +7

      Aye that would make it much better. Have you seen how our government view the public ? Lol

    • @jjosephm7539
      @jjosephm7539 4 года назад +4

      @@booshting3520 Wackenhut and Geo Group get paid by having at least 80 percent occupancy in the prisons. Any less and they make less money. There is an incentive to keep them at max capacity

    • @nicolafyvie4651
      @nicolafyvie4651 4 года назад

      How true👍👌🖐️

    • @boulevard14
      @boulevard14 4 года назад +1

      @@booshting3520 Government funded public services are independently controlled and are separate from the actual government.

    • @booshting3520
      @booshting3520 4 года назад

      @@jjosephm7539 and yet many women and nonces never see the inside of a cell. Crazy

  • @ymk8355
    @ymk8355 2 года назад +26

    “you've all got bellies you can’t run” he cracks me up!

  • @ClonedOriginals
    @ClonedOriginals 2 месяца назад +5

    "You're wasting our time mate"
    Alright then go back, chop chop.
    "No!"

  • @spunkydude2196
    @spunkydude2196 4 года назад +50

    I remember when at school I stopped a bully beating up a boy at school, later in life that boy was seen in a G4S uniform. I'm conflicted with what I've done.

    • @amd77j
      @amd77j 4 года назад +2

      Do an observational study to see how many bullied kids later became a part of G4S. At least it will provide some better insight into whether or not early life trauma leads to the need to feel powerful in a costume with a radio.....

    • @JohnWick-stardawg
      @JohnWick-stardawg 3 года назад +8

      I remember a kid in my class that tried bullying me and I beat him up in the middle of the classroom. Years later I was walking into a pub and got stopped and refused entry. It was the fella I beat up. I then told all his work buddies that I'm barred because he tried bullying me as kid and I beat his ass. They were all laughing at him and they let me in. 🤣🤣

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 3 года назад +41

    “One is bald with a beard and the other two are bald”
    “They look scary” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @craigshrimpton5765
      @craigshrimpton5765 2 года назад

      I'm glad he said that. I'm bald so I'm happy to walk down a dark ally and not be afraid.

  • @knucklesuganda7110
    @knucklesuganda7110 4 года назад +186

    What a lovely police officer, shes remained relaxed and calmed.

    • @bekabeka71
      @bekabeka71 4 года назад +8

      Knuckles Uganda yeah I would wife her lol

    • @hil7831
      @hil7831 4 года назад +7

      She didn't do anything special. She did her job.

    • @danielx2361
      @danielx2361 4 года назад +7

      They send her in 2 calm down the lads...

    • @deekdouglas3055
      @deekdouglas3055 4 года назад +2

      Would be funny if the guy behind the camera said "can you show me the way, I must protect the queen"

    • @knucklesuganda7110
      @knucklesuganda7110 4 года назад +4

      @@deekdouglas3055 She is da queen my bruddah

  • @djsweatshirtx
    @djsweatshirtx 2 года назад +57

    I’m happy you have ads on these videos , the stress you through, travel and so much more. I love this content. Especially when you do no harm to the public nor land.

    • @greatjob7113
      @greatjob7113 2 года назад +4

      I'm happy I have adblocker.

    • @tankie9997
      @tankie9997 Год назад

      @@greatjob7113 You're still giving him views and helping boost his channel you moron.

    • @greatjob7113
      @greatjob7113 Год назад +1

      @@tankie9997 So what? All I care is that I don't have to watch ads. Are you mentally disabled or something?

    • @tankie9997
      @tankie9997 Год назад +2

      @@greatjob7113 I assumed you were one of the pigs that lurk these channels, maybe I was wrong. Thanks for supporting the channel 👍 Don't forget to like, share and subscribe

  • @scottmghill
    @scottmghill 4 года назад +122

    Never invoke a right to remain silent and then proceed to rattle on, endlessly.

    • @scottmghill
      @scottmghill 3 года назад +4

      @@stella9624 : On the contrary, I *do* "get it". I completely understand the purpose of invoking a fifth amendment right. My point is that babbling on afterwards encourages more stupid cop questions. Nothing good ever comes from more chit chat with a cop after you've invoked your rights.

    • @badrobot3159
      @badrobot3159 3 года назад +4

      @@scottmghill you don't have a 5th amendment in England. When placed under caution or arrest, you have a right to remain silent. So you have an implied right to remain silent when NOT placed under caution or arrest.

    • @DrQuadrivium
      @DrQuadrivium 3 года назад

      @Mr montana ...
      With that attitude you would easily get a job with G4S.

    • @DrQuadrivium
      @DrQuadrivium 3 года назад

      @Mr montana ...
      I might already work for them for all you know. So look out boy or my goons will set the dogs on you.

    • @DrQuadrivium
      @DrQuadrivium 3 года назад

      @Mr montana ...
      Well that response shows the World what sort of person you are kid.

  • @daniellephillips6184
    @daniellephillips6184 Год назад +19

    Wow this was the perfect time for the prisoners to escape, with how many came out!!! excellent work, as always AB

  • @projak78
    @projak78 4 года назад +64

    "Stop filming my dog NOW"!!! 😂😂😂 Instant classic

    • @EvasiveSnail
      @EvasiveSnail 4 года назад +7

      I spat my tea out all over the place. He wad deadly serious 😂

    • @afan4840
      @afan4840 4 года назад +1

      In today’s society him saying that and waving his arm is assault

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 4 года назад +4

      His dog has social anxiety

    • @davidmansell5986
      @davidmansell5986 2 года назад +1

      @@royalzak2670 Ruff justice! The dog's anxiety levels are through the woof!

    • @marianaitmg6333
      @marianaitmg6333 Год назад +1

      😂

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle 3 года назад +74

    It doesn't take much to lure away security staff. Instead of guarding the prison like they're supposed to, they're busy following some guy with a camera.
    Meanwhile, the guy's mate inside could be going over the wall, with nobody around to see him.

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 3 года назад +1

      Genius plan

    • @Sennaxm71
      @Sennaxm71 3 года назад +1

      It's true, it just goes to show that while they think they're doing the right thing by following and harassing him, he could have actually been duping them into the oldest trick in the book, distraction, so in all respects, they were not using their common sense, I guess it's because they probably didn't have an ounce of it between them, they should have asked the dog, it seemed to know he wasn't a threat lol

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 2 года назад

      Very easy for real criminals to do something...just hold up a camera

  • @jasons3777
    @jasons3777 4 года назад +43

    "Stop videoing my dog, now!" 😂😂😂 of all the audits Ive seen, that has to be the craziest thing Ive heard

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 года назад +8

      The dog didn’t consent

    • @Mr330d
      @Mr330d 4 года назад +4

      Auditing Britain Ruff day at work

    • @gagahwh4371
      @gagahwh4371 4 года назад +1

      Tho dog should of got remanded to court truely for all rhat

    • @jasons3777
      @jasons3777 4 года назад +2

      Are we saying the dog should have been collared by the police?

    • @anniechrisbendy6000
      @anniechrisbendy6000 3 года назад

      Poor dog ...having to control 7 puppies

  • @rosswhufc54
    @rosswhufc54 8 месяцев назад +9

    Like this comment if you want AB to revisit this prison 🙏

  • @risla1001
    @risla1001 3 года назад +122

    The taxi thing at the end was perfectly timed, well played man. As you said "priceless"

    • @Bob_Brown
      @Bob_Brown 3 года назад +4

      Truly was the icing on the cake

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 2 года назад

      I didn’t see no taxi

  • @otterplays8156
    @otterplays8156 4 года назад +48

    "The public area starts right over there, and right down the end of that road...."
    "There's a bus stop there"
    Comedy gold

  • @robgascoigne1897
    @robgascoigne1897 8 месяцев назад +5

    She is only interested in the alarm and distress when she thinks she can use it against you

  • @pipingkid
    @pipingkid 3 года назад +55

    Thanks for publishing this - it's very interesting to me to see what happens with interaction in Britain when exercising one's rights.

  • @dylanbailey5799
    @dylanbailey5799 4 года назад +63

    I’m losing brain cells watching this

    • @ladylaois8184
      @ladylaois8184 4 года назад +1

      Patrick Bateman it’s totally unbelievable

    • @olliewills1227
      @olliewills1227 4 года назад +3

      i just can’t understand why he is filming. just being a wanker and looking for a response to waste some time. get a fucking life

    • @andrewnorris5415
      @andrewnorris5415 4 года назад

      Dumbing down to their level. Thank God for the cop. Although she was pretty and charming and cute so I lost my brain anyway, cannot win.

    • @SlinkiestTortoise23
      @SlinkiestTortoise23 3 года назад +1

      @@olliewills1227 Exactly! He’s lucky he’s not in Russia!

  • @KelbornXx
    @KelbornXx 4 года назад +29

    You've got big balls! I love how you always remain calm!

    • @craigshrimpton5765
      @craigshrimpton5765 2 года назад +1

      Calm should mean talking evenly in a reasonable manner through-out without having to get defensive. Jordan Peterson is an excellent example and could teach AB a thing or two, it might be helpful.

  • @dgnash
    @dgnash Год назад +4

    That young policewoman's condescending voice and her unwillingness to admonish the G4S idiots got right up my nose.

    • @dogwklr
      @dogwklr Месяц назад +1

      All part of the same breed. G4s actively select human sewage to be their staff

  • @brett1538
    @brett1538 4 года назад +155

    "I have the right to remain silent"
    Chats bare for another 10 minutes

    • @andys7314
      @andys7314 4 года назад +8

      This bloke is a full idiot who needs to be flung against a wall and slapped with a salmon and then someone to film it using his camera that he's been filming all this with

    • @tuftistump
      @tuftistump 4 года назад +4

      You guys are missing the whole idea of these audits, its educating these idiots on rights of the public. And its a bit fresh calling him a nonce when your user name is bald nonce😂

    • @jimbofff87
      @jimbofff87 4 года назад

      @Bald Nonce Bootlickers

    • @andys7314
      @andys7314 4 года назад

      @@if3054 😂😂 why would I be cutting around there with a dog fella? If I wanted to cut around with a dog I woukd have joined a dog unit not a fighting unit but nice try, go back under your stone you jobsworth 😉

    • @andys7314
      @andys7314 4 года назад +2

      @@if3054 I've spent the last 14 years in the army fella, rambo has nothing to do with it. However continue to lead your clearly worthless life by waffling crap on YT 😉 go and buy some bread with your universal credits 😉

  • @CH3FFI3
    @CH3FFI3 3 года назад +81

    "This is harassment now"
    Finally the old battleaxe understands harassment. Now she's educated.

    • @Kib208
      @Kib208 Год назад +1

      She’s far from educated 😂

  • @Melaniessfx2jw
    @Melaniessfx2jw 6 месяцев назад +6

    “Stop videoing my dog now” 😂

  • @tylerrobertson6228
    @tylerrobertson6228 3 года назад +26

    Ab: they are surrounding me,you should see the video
    Police: do you wanna show me
    Ab: erm no
    😂😂

  • @toadmadhatter
    @toadmadhatter 4 года назад +12

    "stop videoing my dog, now" lol that was the best line from any muppet show i've seen to date

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 2 года назад +89

    Wow! All the in-breds are coming out!!
    I've never seen a group that looks so in-bred in my whole life!
    Deliverance !!

    • @johnlennon2864
      @johnlennon2864 2 года назад +5

      I saw much worse the last time I was in Vietnam

    • @bertiewooster3326
      @bertiewooster3326 2 года назад +5

      @@johnlennon2864 Try Bradford?

    • @magirusdeutzjupiter2234
      @magirusdeutzjupiter2234 Год назад +3

      Yep, in-breds. I have come across these cowboys lots of times, a waste of space and govt money.

    • @madsschorjlnerjrgensen2217
      @madsschorjlnerjrgensen2217 Год назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing mate, fucking hell. Rarely ive seen so many deform people in 1 picture

  • @ronaldstewart7494
    @ronaldstewart7494 Год назад +9

    Lady Cop:, I am not a public servant I am a Crown servant (WTF).

    • @tobysherring1369
      @tobysherring1369 4 месяца назад

      Simple statement of fact. The police are crown servants, along with the civil service, judiciary and armed forces.

    • @kimlodrodawa123
      @kimlodrodawa123 Месяц назад

      yup, they are crown servants and with the "thin blue line" gang sign on her uniform. Just like G4S is "thin blue line" gangs of goons and thugs. Total disgrace!

  • @builder481
    @builder481 4 года назад +66

    This guy is really amazing how he can be calm at thos kind of hard moment respect bro your amazing

  • @Norpan506
    @Norpan506 4 года назад +13

    - What is your name? (cop)
    I'm not telling you.
    - Why not? (cop)
    "Because I value my privacy."

  • @garyjackson5795
    @garyjackson5795 4 года назад +14

    "The dog gave me consent." Hahaaa, brilliant! :)

  • @John-cw6yr
    @John-cw6yr Год назад +21

    What a beautiful police officer she is 😊

  • @bruceseaman6592
    @bruceseaman6592 4 года назад +29

    "I'm doing a story on the ineptitude of G4S employees"' would have been good

  • @SiCrewe
    @SiCrewe 4 года назад +46

    15:30 Look at the smile on the cop's face when the G4S goon says "He says he's allowed to do what he feels he can do".
    She knows exactly what the score is and she knows she's wasting her time.

    • @maryallen792
      @maryallen792 4 года назад

      U sir are a complete bell and u porposely do this type of thing to get a reaction what's our agenda

    • @iainyoung6878
      @iainyoung6878 4 года назад +3

      @@maryallen792 if G4S hired sentient beings rather than pond slime they would be clever enough not to take the obvious bait...

  • @williamfarr8048
    @williamfarr8048 4 года назад +86

    You should have stood at the bus stop and said you're waiting for a bus. That would have confused them.

    • @bobcatcomms
      @bobcatcomms 4 года назад +10

      Wouldn't have took much in fairness

    • @ladylaois8184
      @ladylaois8184 4 года назад

      William Farr good thinking

    • @davidmansell5986
      @davidmansell5986 2 года назад

      @@bobcatcomms Quite right. Just put them in a barrel and tell them to stand in a corner.

  • @zumanoka3310
    @zumanoka3310 7 месяцев назад +3

    the policewoman is very cute

  • @nerijusbar
    @nerijusbar 4 года назад +35

    "even the dog makes more sense than you do" good one lol

  • @ilqar887
    @ilqar887 3 года назад +27

    He's acting suspicious to provoke and it entertaining to watch

  • @kingiansalpaca_live
    @kingiansalpaca_live 3 года назад +18

    OHHHH! the cop laughed when he said "The dog is the only one with common sense here" Lol!

  • @moodobusiness
    @moodobusiness 3 года назад +62

    She played you at your own game there at the end. She was a crafty 🧝‍♀️

    • @Renegade1127
      @Renegade1127 2 года назад +2

      She exposed her own lies as well. From preventing a breach of the peace, to want to see you leave the area. Which was what she intended from the start.

    • @snotnosedlilkid
      @snotnosedlilkid 2 года назад +2

      @@Renegade1127 I personally thought she was extremely professional and a credit to the police force

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Год назад

      @@snotnosedlilkid no chance. Ur just deluded and decieved by the evil witch k*nt she is

    • @netcoms197
      @netcoms197 Год назад

      @@snotnosedlilkid she was a liar, who was trying to get hsi personal info, when he had doen nothign wrong.,

    • @snotnosedlilkid
      @snotnosedlilkid Год назад

      @@netcoms197 nonsense.The police have a difficult job to do without being trolled.This might be funny to teenagers or people with few braincells but anyone with an ounce of intelligence knows it’s stupidity.

  • @Strictly45Sound
    @Strictly45Sound 4 года назад +53

    "Stop videoing my dog, now" 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tallchap8070
    @tallchap8070 Год назад +1

    “I’m from G4S (just above “janitor”), and he won’t tell me who he is…”
    How special. What a special, special little boy. Bless.

  • @focuspocus3690
    @focuspocus3690 4 года назад +62

    Back to work chop chop....luv it

  • @MrDontfeedthematrix
    @MrDontfeedthematrix 4 года назад +68

    Bro, you’re agent provocateur master troll extraordinaire.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +2

      He's Britain's SGV

    • @kanduhobaguma6780
      @kanduhobaguma6780 4 года назад

      Legend

    • @mash3519
      @mash3519 4 года назад +5

      Aka a twat. Why just stand around and cause all this when he could just walk away

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @TaylorRat
      @TaylorRat 4 года назад +2

      @@mash3519 If you don't like it, don't watch it you dopey twat

  • @moyusuf2494
    @moyusuf2494 3 года назад +45

    “There’s a bus stop there” point proven 😂

  • @thegreturns268
    @thegreturns268 9 месяцев назад +2

    This should be used on the encyclopedia for power tripping. I've never ever seen such a good example. "I've working in a prison, now everyone's a prisoner and I'll talk to them as such" is essentially how they're acting, especially the baldy one

  • @Phil-Sands
    @Phil-Sands 2 года назад +32

    Just watched this again after 1 year, still makes me smile when the taxi picked you up! 😂😂😂

  • @deanjohnston5699
    @deanjohnston5699 3 года назад +26

    15.00 minute mark when police arrive woman gets out first and bald g4s talks to her but soon as male officer gets out of car he swiftly turns his back to the female officer and directs his speech at the male officer 🤣 wow

    • @lagosbay
      @lagosbay 3 года назад +2

      You are right, what a bitch he is!