Lemon Demon - White Bread Boyfriend
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- I guess Im lonely, whatever that means,
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
I get this feeling, like, probly in my heart,
That most of the time, we should never be apart.
Youre kinda pretty. I guess for now youll do.
I mean, youre beautiful, nobody comes close to you
And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.
I guess Im saying lets turn a new leaf.
Ill wear my A&F hat askewly,
And we can go, where to? I dont know,
But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
Ill take you out and about in my parents car.
Well catch a movie, get some McDonalds,
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.
Im getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but Ill probably suffice.
Ill serenade you, like all the others,
With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
That tells us we might as well become lovers?
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
Youre like my soulmate, lets hold hands
So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre!)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
ladies, if your man
- plays guitar
- skateboards
- is sorta nice
- is desperate
- loves you truly
- is your typical toy
- thinks youre pretty
- knows how love hurts
- will wear his A&F hat askewly
- will serenade you like all the others
- would give up his sneakers and polo shirts for you
thats not your man, thats your white bread boyfriend
YOU MADE THIS COMMENT?
@@strideryourself YEAH
@@strideryourselfsonahT ggE@
froji makes a lot of banger comments
thank you froji i find you everywhere
This is what it feels like to be aromantic and attempt to convince yourself into thinking you experience crushes and try to ask out your first partner
can confirm
hey have you been stalking me
Get out of my walls
@@iateglueandiwilldoitagain cmon man the cotton candy in here tastes good.. kinda pokey though
Respectfully, this is absolutely not what this song is about/parodying, but that’s still funny nonetheless.
my bf sent me a pic of white bread and said “look it’s me” and i almost fuckinf cried
The plot thickens
I thought you were single
@NunyaMcBusiness Same, dunno why though.
homestuck
homestuck
Because this came on after soft fuzzy man I like to imagine
1. Either this is soft fuzzy man attempting to be a human because being a cloud didn't work
2. A literal loaf of bread flirting with a girl against sfm
Edit:
I'm just imagining Soft Fuzzy Man like "yes I am real human I enjoy doing actual human things like breathing the air and walking with leg"
"Boy, it sure is a nice day to be made of skin."
"don't we humans just love using our hand appendages to grab things? Haha! Of course we do!"
B R E A D 🍞 now in white
The "walking with leg" part had me rolling on the floor
yes i am real man do you like skateboards
This is literally just opposite Geeks In Love and vice versa
Does this mean this song is about jocks?
@@urbrozoh no
I don't get how people can think this is a serious song after hearing the lyrics.
well there are people like this probably xd
I would be surprised if anyone thought any of Neil's songs were serious.
you can put this comment under any of neil's non-instrumental songs and it'd still fully make sense
@@andrew5538 touch tone telephone comments
@@andrew5538 fine comments
These lyrics are so brutal 😭 Methinks Neil had a specific person in mind when he wrote this
Oh most definitely
i don’t think he did
I think it’s just about white teen boyfriends in general lol
Considering that Neil is white and (presumably) was a teenager once this song could very well be about himself
@@sofastuffing I love how you say this as if theres a chance that Neil could have never been a teenager LOL
I just like to imagine a loaf of bread growing limbs and singing to a random girl
object show community
ah, as so many neil songs are about! first a cloud, then ronald reagan, then white bread!
Neil should make a dating simulator, one with this white bread loaf another with just a straight up cloud a girl with no eyes a doctor named Amnesia and then just Ronald Reagan.
@@aroma_tic YES
object show community
*even an anti-love song by Neil still sounds cheery*
-meaty ogre meaty ogre meaty ogre meaty ogre meaty ogre meaty ogre-
damn the sex dreams about Shrek are starting again
@@cloroxconsumer3046 shrek is love shrek is life
MEATY OGRE OMFG AHAHAH
I wanna be your green bread boyfriend
I want to be your mainstream ogre
@@copycat2582 I don’t think you should eat that bread
Some people see it as an aroace boy, but what I see it as a teenager who knows that high school relationships almost never end up forever. He really sure if he loves her or if he loves him, but qs I said he said it will filter out. I imagine it's about enjoying the present for him, although it won't end up for ever and they're breaking up in time for college plans, it doesn't mean its not worthwhile. Also, this song kind of remjnds me of sugar rush for some reason
I so hard agree with this
Very true, this song reminds me of my first relationship and how neither of us had any conception of what a relationship was supposed to be. It ended poorly, but I still remember it fondly because it was good while it lasted. It was innocent. That's the vibes I get from this song.
I like to imagine this is about an aromantic person who feels forced into dating somebody by mainstream media
cough cough self callout cough cough
why would neil make a song about me
SAME it makes so much sense
omg lik one of my characters but hes gay and is forced to date girl sadface :(
@@aIchemizedlemniscate :[
damn shawn mendez went off
I always liked this song, I see it as an Closeted AroAce boy (I guess i'm lonely, whatever that means) being pressured into a relation ship by his friends (Is it the love or the lack there of that tells us we might as well become lovers?) Finding out she's a closeted lesbian who was also pressured by her friends, And then bonding over it and becoming really close friends, all the while fake dating. I think its a lot more wholesome when you think of it that way
Huh. I never thought of it that way, and it's probably not the interpretation that I would personally go with, but that's really fucken cute ngl. Good post, OP
This is a really cool interpretation
That’s kindof cute
I love that! I headcannon it now
i love this interpratation alot aaaaa, its so cute. as someone who's aspec this songs always resonated with me a lot because of how i often pretended to have crushes to fit in with other people when i was younger
Yeah, this is a great song. Lemon Demon is probably my favorite band now.
Is it still your favourite band 10 years later?
@@soupisfornoobs4081 Still listening to his music regularly 10 years later, so it must be haha.
@@Cotozic Oh this is wholesome, usually when you see these comments from over 10 years ago they've abandoned RUclips. Hope you're doing well!
@@aroma_tic I've got a good thing going! Thanks! RUclips is perfect for listening to music all day while I work, so I can't abandon the platform. I had forgotten I ever wrote that comment haha
I wanna be you someday
Comment on a youtube video ans still use the account 10 years later
I used a green screen to marry a slice of white bread and I played this song, and it is now one of the best things to happen this week
I couldn’t Believe Neil turns Oklahoma into a person
I WAS LIKE WHAT UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT ALABAMA
omg neil made my state into a song?????
( MEDIOCRE MEDIOCRE MEDIOCRE MEDIOCRE MEDIOCRE )
hehe 69th like. nice nice
hehe 79th like. nice nice
hehe 107th like. nice nice
hehe 141th like. nice nice
Hehe 144th like. Nice nice
this is,, my favorite song,,, it's actually stuck in my head 99% of the time,, and i cant believe no one has heard this before- i feel the need to share this with everyone i meet
You should lisen to puppy princess by hot freaks it has simular vibes
Do you still like it? I imagine after two years it's starting to pick up some memories every time you hear it
@@fabianishere5049 yes that is also a GREAT song that i love, amazing addition thank you !!
@@ari638 yeah i still love it ! sadly spotify only has the live version so this is still the only place i can hear the original song,, but i still come back to listen to it all the time 🖤‼️
@@pepis652 aw no I hate when that happens, but I'm glad the songs good enough to warrant revisiting the hard way. Hope you have a nice week friend :)
if this song played during the credits of a high school movie i wouldn't be surprised
this sounds like a Hip to the Javabean song
I can hear that
A lot of the bonus tracks do tbh
to me it’s very dinosaurchestra probably because of the guitar
@@meli_lemon_real that’s true
I’d say this one’s one of the most Dinosaurchestra-y songs in the bonus tracks
@@aposterous4126 i agree
Everyone says this is an anti love song, but I like interpreting it more like “I want to be mundane with you, but I will still love you so much” which I think is very sweet
I interpret as like "I really want to be with you but I don't think I'm good enough for you and don't want to feel like unfulfilled" or something 😭😭😭
neil confirmed that it's the first meaning
I have my notification sound set to neil saying "chocolate sauce" and i got a notif right as this song started and it sounded like it was part of the song.
Chocolate sauce indeed, neil.
Chocolate sauce indeed...
chocolate sauce :D
this song had been stuck in my head for like 2 ½ days help
Is it still stuck in your head?
@@blarg2429 of course, it can _never_ leave
@@furiousmagician5912 Reminds of some other Lemon Demon songs, both because some of his work has relevant themes and because a lot of his work is v catchy.
Is it still stuck within your head?, we must learn
Yes is it still stuck?
idk why straight people sleep on lemon demon this is like their anthem
FKSHSJAKFH
ive never read a greater comment this is exactly what i was thinking
I’m strait and lemon demon is my jam
Just a Guy good for you
You cretin
I hope I can sing this to someone to convince them to go the the middle school dance with me
omg yes i would like 100% take someone up on that offer
And I have one coming up right next month!
I know this is supposed to be satire but it's so god damn cute
Years later and this song still makes me feel like a love sick high schooler.
Still tho?
My take on this: A alien was sent as a spy being a typical teenager to study the school system and falls in a shallow love with a popular hot girl that doesn't even care about them. The alien tries to act like a normal teen to impress her but starts to break down and lets their kind rule over Earth and making her their slave
*Epic*
Lol where did the alien stuff come from.
Mister Apple probably spirit phone somehow
There will never be a time when I won't love this song.
Do you still love it?
@@camilo6258 Y E S
@@pngn69 Glad to hear that
How about now?
It's fun seeing how some people interpret this. Though, like many others I think it's just about stereotypical teenage relationships. Oh and the guy singing is a slice of bread
i eat this song for breakfast
Just like white bread..
I'm aromatic and I was forced into a relationship. I know it's not about this but it still feels relatable in a way
same
holy shit you just explained why this song feels relatable to me 😩
*I have discovered this song just now and I already will die for it*
_i already died for it_
@@furiousmagician5912 *Damn bro don’t flex on me*
@@CometMothman _s o r r y_
@@furiousmagician5912 *it’s ok bro*
Wins my favorite song
this song sounds like an aromantic guy who is pretending to be in a romantic relationship with someone to avoid the "when are you getting a girlfriend?" question and is trying to figure out how romantic relationships work
As an aro guy, ur so right
Im aromantic and this makes a lot of sense lol
music to get stuck on an elevator to
dude you're still here, even 8 minutes ago, how does it feel to have the best music taste
@@harespirit good
favorite genre tbh
It's really nice being able to listen to your stuff on my iPod.
@@spiderham5514 afjasfadfa I MADE THIS COMMENT NINE YEARS AGO HOLY FUCK I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING AN IPOD JESUS CHRIST
@@CuteCuteJames HAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU DOING NOW? i cant believe u kept the same acc for 10 years
@@CuteCuteJames dang
@@oooblivions I'M GOOD. I'M OLDER NOW.
i still use an ipod 😳
I guess I'm lonely
Whatever that means
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans
I get this feeling, like, probably in my heart?
That most of the time we should never be apart
You're kinda pretty,
I guess for now you'll do
I mean you're beautiful! Nobody comes close to you!
And all that rubbish, girls like to be told
You gotta know this stuff when you are 17 years old!
I guess I'm saying, let's turn a new leaf,
I'll wear my A&F hat askewly
And we can go- Where to? I don't know..
But baby, I guess that I love you truly!
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
I want to be your mainstream man,
I wanna be your typical toy and break up in time for college plans
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend)
Well, I can skateboard
And I play the guitar
I'll take you out and about in my parents' car
We'll catch a movie, get some McDonald's
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles
I'm getting desperate! I know how love hurts!
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart,
I am sorta nice?
You could do better but, I'll probably suffice!
I'll serenade you like all the others
With overplayed Dave Matthew's Band covers
Is it the love or the lack thereof that tells us we might as well become, lovers?
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
I want to be your bargain beau
You're like my soulmate, let's hold hands so everyone at the mall can know!
[Instrumental]
Mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, mediocre..
Mediocre!
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
I want to be your mainstream man!
I wanna be your typical toy and break up in time for college plans
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
I want to be your mainstream man
I wanna be your typical toy and break up in time for college plans
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend!
I want to be your bargain beau
You're like my soulmate, let's hold hands so everyone at the mall can know!
you are a saint, my friend
First relationship troubles right here
Forgetting this song exists and then accidentally finding it again is the best feeling the world-
bangs head on table
Snskerz
my take on this is that neil was salty
my spanish and history teacher told me today he liked lemon demon in college and this was his favorite song because he saw me listening to lemon demon in class 😭
HOLY SHIT
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE FOR ME
NOT EVEN MY BEST FRIENDS KNOW LEMON DEMON
@@norM_ystical IT WAS LITERALLY SOO COOL!!!!
the friends of mine who know lemon demon know lemon demon bc of me
@@rainniebee haha, i try to force my friends into it, but uhh, long story short, one of them claims to hate lemon demon (EVEN THOUGH SHE INTRODUCED ME TO ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN), and the other one just kiinda doesn't care? and tbh it's even between me and the latter, we have this sorta "debt" thing, and he won't watch anything i tell him to at all bc i didn't finish the magnus archives or marble hornets;;
anyway, the closest i've gotten to that would just be jack stauber popping up on spotify when the teacher put on music for the background;;
still not the same.. jack stauber is def more popular..
@@norM_ystical this isn’t lemon demon relevant but i learned yesterday that that same teacher wore ONLY orange in middle/high school, only didn’t wear just orange on picture days because his mom forced him not to
he’s an interesting person to say the least
@@rainniebee loll
that's rly interesting
aromanticism
I know people have said what if white bread boyfriend is soft fuzzy man but what if white bread boyfriend and soft fuzzy actually ended up dated. The ship name would be FuzzyBread and yes it is mold.
I've eaten so many moldy stuff that I'm probably immune now. Would they allow a third person in the relationship? Asking for a friend.
@@nyanopteryx no
@@nyanopteryx yes
i've had this song stuck in my head for about a year now help
I like to believe the satirists love song takes place after this song
I was _not_ expecting the bridge to be just a repetition of the word "mediocre", but I love it 😂
Mediocre!!!
I WANNA BE YOUR WHITE BREAD BOYFRIEND I WANT TO BE YOUR MAINSTREAM MAN!!! I WANNA BE TOUR TYPICAL TOY AND BREAK UP IN TIME FOR COLLEGE PLANS AND I WANNA BE YOUR WHITE BREAD BOYFRIEND I! WANNA! BE! YOUR! WHITE! BREAD! BOY! FRIEND!
No No NO NONNONKONONON PELEASE PLEAS WNO
You.
This has to be the best song of Dinosaurchestra
Update: I have been listening to this on repeat for a very long time.
this is the only lemon demon song i know apart from ultimate showdown. i downloaded it from soulseek just because of the name, oh so many years ago
Thats quite interesting
nah besties i can’t justify how much time i’ve spent listening to this song instead of doing work 😍😍😍
bro sameee
why not both
@@tergivesup6783 cuz procrastination
the beginning sounds like animal crossing im
hell yea
Meaty ogre
Rose English Deluxe
Ohhh YESSSS!
Uptown girl
Both songs written by a genius :D
Boo Master hell yeah!
listening to this for growing brain cells after watching youtube kids stuff
The 5 year old bickering in the comments about this being/not being about mocking teenager romances
I don't think a 5 year old would understand teenage romances?
@@RealPieGuy they mean the comments are from 5 years ago.
@@coconut6539 Yeah, you're right.
This song is so real it hurts help
he was pointing and laughing at all the people that think its romantic.
the beginning sounds like it should be the bg music in a papa's pizzeria game
Neil, it's me from the future. Here to tell you that you're still an incredible musician.
this and only this page loads when i have no internet
TF2 Scout Theme Song
Me when me when when when me when when when me when
you when you when when when ypu when when when you when
relatable
i lvoe this song
There should be a dance routine for this
This is my favorite song now
Fourth Valentine’s Day song ‼️‼️
this is the funniest lemon demon song tbh
oh no wait, two trucks exist
@reiv no it doesn’t
@reiv shhh
samuel and rosella exiwsts
E n e m y l a s a g n a
One of my least favorite songs in this album..
and I still love it
I love this song. It just sounds epic
Scout to Miss Pauling.
You’re so real for this
thanks s/o for showing me this song. shit slaps
my favorite part is where they sing yokimede over and over again.
i wanna be someone’s white bread boyfriend
I shed an invisible tear
Edit: I said this before I cried approximately 7 tears
Edit 2: nevermind I can’t count how many
Also, I know he’s making fun of high schoolers and stuff but I can’t help it
I needed something to fit the mood for valentines Day and this is obviously perfect
BEING ALONE ON VALETONES DAY
@@NumberOneRatedSaIesman1997NEVER BOTHERED ME..
I just want to have a white bread boyfriend
lollipop bfb slideshow with this as bg music
I want to say this predicted something but I don't know what exactly.
Garlic bread boyfriend
I hate you
is he. is he by any chance. asexual
@@pisslordsupreme lmao
@@pisslordsupreme I hope so-
oh yeah its valentines day. happy birthday to all the white bread boyfriends, and an even happier valentines day to the people who arent any of those words!
this song literally changed my life
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH ITS SO CUTE
2:33 best part of the song, change My mind
It’s mediocre
dinosaurchestra is the album ever
My boyfriend just called me boring so I’m listening to this in retaliation.
Wow, I'm glad Niel invented gay pepole
fr we made gay people exist before he is even real. it would be cool if he was real tho
I love this song so much. I can't believe there are only three comments!
Dang, this comment feels like a blast from the past. Do you still like the song?
THE LAST CHORUS AND ENDING IS SO GOOD WITH THE SYNTH IN THE BACKDOUND AAA
Mood
Next up?
Whole wheat girlfriend
Whole wheat wife even
@@could_possiblybe_thane07echo sour dough lover
White Bread Boyfriend:
Highschool is just going through the motions, materialism and needing a girlfriend for the sake of it is all you need, or is it?
C
Pretty good song, solid commentary, nothing is exceptional
meaty ogre
meaty ogre
meaty ogre
I know who is in your avatar
i may or may of not sent my crush "i wanna be your white bread boyfriend" and then said its just lyrics , i mean thats true but like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the intro freaked me out when I just first heard it on CD cause its the same drum loop thats on my PSS-270 and I thought one of my songs were about to play
my absolute favorite song of all time!!!
Is it still your favorite?
Is it still your favorite?
Top ten for sure.
@@lizbug27 what about now?
Is it still your favorite?
surprise i’m trans!!! i AM the white bread boyfriend!!!
surprise im aroace, which does fit the headcanon some ppl have that wbb is being peer pressured. but im still white bread (rough estimate) boy!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE THE WHITE BREAD BOYFIRNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
congrats on being the white bread boyfriend
it’s so funny how they lost the synths in the remaster!! like, what?!?
Anyone else having images of “white-bread boyfriends” from their school pop up in their mind while listening to this song? I can think of a couple people lol
THATS A PRETTY COOL VISUAL 2 THINK ABT WHILE THINKING OF THIS SONG!! THX!!!
um.... the song is about kids that have nothing better to do, and that's the only reason they are dating..... its about NOT love :I
duh
dragonthewatcher who cares? It's catchy :3
i will sing this to my boyfriend and you cannot stop me
@@orangejuice6360 You should maybe encourage him to seek professional help (and tell someone IRL about the beatings for that matter) instead of gossiping about his problems online. Just a thought.
@dell&! The comment I replied to seems to have been deleted, but it was about how a friend of its author is using a relationship to distract himself from suicidal thoughts and frequent beatings. Seemed like something someone should do something about.