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Lemon Demon - Knife Fight
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- Опубликовано: 24 июн 2009
- I tire of your mind games.
Im sick of playing Dont Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!
KNIFE FIGHT,
Youre gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
Youre gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
Im a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
Ima cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
NEIL: Let me tell you something: I cant be beat.
MARTY: Oh yeah?
NEIL: Yeah. Cuz Im the king of the street!
MARTY: Well guess what, man: Ill pin you to the wall!
NEIL: Oh yeah?
MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small!
NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and thats what counts! Im gonna make you bleed copius amounts!
MARTY: Yeah well Ill be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
NEIL: Punk.
MARTY: Dweeb.
KNIFE FIGHT,
Youre gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
Youre gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
Im a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
Ima cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
NEIL: Im gonna slice you up!
MARTY: Im gonna cut you down!
NEIL: Ill put you in your place!
MARTY: Ill put you underground!
NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
MARTY: Ive got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
NEIL: Yeah, sure.
MARTY: Its time to face the music!
NEIL: Time to face the facts!
MARTY: Time to bite the bullet!
NEIL: Time to pay the tax!
MARTY: Ive got a blade of fury.
NEIL: I am a ball of rage.
MARTY: You ready, sucka?
NEIL: Born ready.
BOTH: ENGAGE!
KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!
MARTY: Hey wait a minute here!
NEIL: Oh, what is it?!
MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
NEIL: Hurt? I dont want to get hurt.
MARTY: Who does!
NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!
Tickle fight! Its a tickle fight!
Dont bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now:
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!
MARTY: That was fun. Wheres my knife?
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On the Genius lyrics page, the annotation on the line "Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!" is just "i think this is just homoerotic" and I think that's beautiful
another good one is, on the line 'born ready, ENGAGE' the annotation is "this means they're getting married."
H E Y
my knife is super sharp and that's what counts >:0
Which is then corrected by someone saying " -i think this is just- it is homoerotic"
The entire song is homoerotic
@@ruiikas they took it off, along with the other gay stuff, genius ruined the fun :(
Let me tell you something. I can’t be beat.
_I’m half human and half machine_
_ _ **Screams of pain**
So, you're Cyborg?
But can you be won and or beat?
So you´re the eight wonder then?
@@arpodyssey7913
A freak?
I can promise you that a tickle fight is a million times more dangerous than a knife fight
My friend wouldn’t stop tickling me and I legit passed out due to near suffocation. So yeah ur right.
Anita Hegerland well I’m the one who let her do it, so I guess it’s more of my fault
*I’ve had a tickle fight and it hurts more than being stabbed*
I've had a tickle fight with my cousin once. Ever since that day, he completely changed. He was never the same...
yes
As much as I love the ending, I want an alternate ending where Marty straight up just fucking kills Neil
HWGGEHEVWHAHDBB??????? THANK YOU USER KOI FISH
@@ruiikas np user cvs saihara
i agree actually
@NIKAYLA KING EXACTLYY
Cabinet man prequel
it’s the contrast between neil and marty’s voices for me
“punk 😐”
“DWEEB 🤬🤬”
help the emojis fit so well with the tones 😭
"knives are DANGEROUS we could get HURT 😒"
@@untitled_username ...hurt? but I dont wanna get hurt :\
@@Life_Lakcer WHO DOES???
@@omorionettesunny ok well... in that case, i challenge you to a-
i was listening to this in class.
the professor asked me why i was laughing.
I couldn't explain that a song about a knife fight suddenly turned into a tickle fight.
thanks neil.
quality comedy, which you cannot explain.
I like your pfp
This literally happened to me when I first listened to this song lmao
There’s nothing like listening to that song for the first time! I was on the bus when I did and it caught me off guard I did a long PFFFF XD
I can only imagine Niel fighting a small child. There is no other body for that voice.
*The thought of Neil trying to stab a 10-12 year old is fucking hilarious*
@@CometMothman and it's the little kid who tells him that knives are dangerous and he's like ''oh shit that's scary'' lmao
I want to see that
bf from fnf
I'm stuck with the mental image of Neil having a knife fight with a chihuahua
i love the sheer astonishment in Niels voice when he says "hurt?"
this song's great.
“hurt??😨”
“i-i don’t wanna get hurt.. :[“
2 dudes have a knife fight with a few too many sexual undertones over the course of 4 minutes.
LMAO
spy vs spy
@@joe-sv1zy I dont remember spy vs spy having sexual undertones
*too little
also isn't this just sniper vs. spy tf2
And all while a sick guitar plays in the background
I honestly wish there was a lemon demon musical
that would be sickk
omg yessss
*This is not a want, this is a need*
i feel like it would be sorta silly stuff like this at the beginning but then transition into supernatural stuff like the spirit phone tracks
We get a knife fight, flea market, the Santa clause, gus, my dad, the ultimate battle, an arcade cabinet, and a person with memory loss. Idk sounds pretty cool
I listened to this when I was 13 years old when I was real into Lemon Demon. I'm 22 now, revisiting some old stuff I used to like, and I still remember every god damn word to this song.
you just described my exact experience wow we are the same
This is exactly me
I hope to be the same when I revisit this at 22
@@calcifer6142 same
im 13 now and im listening to lemon demon :)
This is boss fight music
@Natalee Hamilton victory jingle. Fight's resolved, now you can relax and have fun
@@chiliwithonel *T I C K L E F I G H T*
No, it's obviously knife fight music
:^)
@@viliussmproductions What if the boss fight is a knife fight?
@@opossumontheinternet9864 then all is good
Enemies to lovers speed run
edit: two years ago! phew what a fucking duo of years that has been-thank you for the likes! this'll be my legacy on this bitch of an earth... everyone stay safe! its a cruel world but we persist
*NEW WORLD RECORD BABY!*
dudududu
thanks for spoiling my hero academia asshole
Sooo...glitchless or?
@@bingogod9123 i am now intrueged as to what would count as a glitch when im wooing my nemesis
Listening to a new lemon demon song is the weirdest sensation known to man
truly
This song is over a decade old
they likely meant a ld song thats new to them, not a ld song that is newly released
@@pedrogarcia8706 Jesus...
i remember i used to only have like 11 in my playlist, i knew there were more but it’s hard for me to get into new things. one day i accidentally let auto play do its thing on silent and i found so many songs that i didn’t know existed it was so wacky.
this one was on it but i didn’t add it or listen to it until now. i regret that.
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!
_NO-_
YES
Got mu cock here. ;)
I love how despite getting stabbed and yelling "Ow!" Neil only realises knifes can hurt you when he is told.
Guess we'll have to engage in mouth to mouth combat
tongues battling for dominance mf
lol
Fish
Engage is highlighted
You know I thought everyone was joking when they said this song sounded gay but one dude called the other dweeb and there really is no getting around that huh
?? how is dweeb gay
@@moezora oh u know
Can confirm, I'm extremely gay and yeah dweeb's a word I use a lot
Im so confused
What?
@@randomrandle9141 you know
2:54 they drop the knives and kiss
*Claps*
If I animated this song that section would be censored entirely.
@@lucifersno.1fan731 oh OH
Get Funky Get Down
*OH.*
Hose the Hose you’re here
didn't understand why people were saying this song has gay tones until I got to the
"I'll pin you to the wall!"part
😳😳👀👀
*your knife is way too small*
*Mans low key pinned him to a wall oh yeah yeah your knife is way to small hey my knife is super sharp and thats what counts i’m gonna make you bleed copious amounts*
E N G A G E
@@arrolace ayyyy i know you from the ld server
@@the_fake_th30ne this means they’re getting married
Loop this and it's the story of a duo who have a crippling knife addiction and can't stop picking their sharp thingies up
"sharp thingies"
i think they're a bit more than a "duo"
@@inactivepleasegoaway BEST FRIENDS??????
@@Hyenaaman hmm.. more than that as well
@@sincerecinnamon BROTHERS??????????
"I don't want to get hurt"
"Who does?"
"masochists"
i just really like the way he mutters "hurt...... i dont wanna get hurt....."
there is no heterosexual explanation to what is happening between these two men
hometuck
@@godIikesheep homstuck
hamsteak
@@godIikesheep homosexual
homestuck 0_0
How tf did I not pick up on the sexual undertones of this song until reading the comments when this is a line from the song
(1:38)
"Well guess what man, I'll pin you to the wall!"
*"Oh yeah?"*
LITERALLY
No, take away the question mark
EIRBOEVEOEVEOEVE
"Your knife is way too small"
"Hey, my knife is super sharp and that's what counts"
"oh yeah~?" 🤨🤨🤨😏😏
This song literally loops perfectly cuz at the end it transitions from "Now, where's my knife?" to the sound of knives being rubbed together in the beginning
omg yes
also i spy with my little eye a will wood pfp!!
@@thirstys Very good 👍 (You get a gold star)
knives being... rubbed together......
This is straight up good, i hated it the first time but now its like,, fuck. Good shit. Its something in the vocals and the music not lining up and seeming really chaotic especially in the chorus, somehow Neil made it work. I’m convinced Neil DID sell his soul and charge his fucking work laptop like his life depended on it so that it ironicaly made all his music at least enjoyable to some extent
average neil cicerega song “i started hating it but it became better the longer i listened”
Neil sold his soul for some lemonade from the little yellow spawn of lucifer, good he didn’t lose his hand.
why r there so many homoerotic enemies to lovers lemon demon songs. i mean thats swag but it rly is a reoccurring theme.
Name more examples
Edit: I remembered about Ben Bernanke
Yeah name more examples
@@rtlpejelagarto bill watterson kind of counts but it’s more one sided
@@rtlpejelagarto two trucks
Two truck
hurt... i dont wanna get hurt!
Who does?
@@VicEntity Okay well i-in that case...I challenge you to a...
*simultaneously* TICKLE FIGHT
@@tomfooler9398 Tickle fight, it's a tickle fight
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight
Yuuki Takemoto *just bring your fingers and bring a feather*
first time listening!!
edit: WAS NOT EXPECTING THE ENDING IM WHEEZIGBN
Sameee! My art teacher was so confused, and then I'm over here just WHEEZINGGGG
Two gays fighting with knives
I LAUGH SO HARD AT THE END EVERYTIME
This song reminds me of night in the woods
The second one even sounds like gregg
@Mr Twigg
THANK YOU FOR VOICING MY THOUGHTS
greg rulz, kids.
wait yeah
Knife part of song - Gregg and Mae
Tickle Part of song - Gregg and Angus
Yes
@@goatyboy5734 agreed
Yes!
_there it is_
Yes
There are two types of people, "This is gay" and "This is not gay (the wrong type of person)"
I love how people are still trying to say this isn't homoerotic.
well i can't really see why, they probably can't either but think what satisfies you!
EXACTLY LIKE 1:39
I think it’s enemies to lovers
it is, it is very
@@rainniebee i love your pfp
BREAKING NEWS! Man kills over 15 people, who all took part in something the killer called...
...a 'Tickle Fight'.
At first listen I didn’t think the song was homoerotic, but this comment section has proven me sorely wrong
Honestly being tickled hurts more than being stabbed, these men went next level with their violence
3:25 is my favourite part of this song because I absolutely LOVE it when characters in a song stop to have a conversation, and it kinda feels like a scene in a film or something? Idk, but if only all conflicts could be solved that easily XD
Therapy is expensive,knife fight is free
the “lemon demon!” at the beginning is my favorite thing
Edit: listen close at 0:26 you can kinda hear it in the background
WHAT. WHERE i cant hear it😥
I can’t hear it
How did you even hear that in the first place?
@@floppademon1506 someone pointed it out and then i started hearing it
@@meli_lemon_real
Oh ok
first time listening :0
edit 1: I think they are gay
EDIT 2: TICKLE FIGHT AKWKQKDKW
*This comment is everybody’s thoughts when they first hear this*
I WHEEZE EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT TBH😭
these are the kinds of people to kiss in a 'homie' way
Fake-Edgy teenage 80s movie in a song.
IT DO HAVE THAT ENERGY THOUGH
@@pompadorbz9168 Stop screaming please, this is a retirement home.
this is a good song to choose for Knife Karaoke
I dont know what Knife Karaoke is, but I WANT IN
LMAO!!
I am fucking terrified of this so called “Knife Karaoke.”
SOMEONE ANNOTATED MORE LINES ON GENIUS AND I HAVENT LAUGHED SO GENUINELY IN SO LONG PLEASE AND THANK YOU
SAME
I love how there are 4 factions of comments:
*other lemon demon song references or references to other things in general*
*people from when the original came out revisiting*
*people listening to it in the bg and giggling in public/being confused as hell*
and,
"these two are totally gay"
This feels likes two losers fighting in a musical. Love it.
"Knife"
Yeah sure.
Lloyd Nix this is so scary what do you mean
Yeah, knifes are sharp. What’s your point?
Dong fight.
Mister Apple just a night out with the boys
o_0
When two Spys see each other in Tf2:
3:27 and then they do rock, paper, scissors
@@companioncube4232
0:42 You have been denied.
@@uselessshroob and then they started to do knife fight again
@@companioncube4232 I must make a sfm about this.
And then a hoovy with the holiday punch tickles both spies
this is what enemies to lovers is
petition to make this the british anthem
Any Lemon Demon song: *exists*
The comment section: I now diagnose you with 「homoerotic」
OK BUT IT _IS_
Ignoring the inherent homoeroticism of the little back-and-forth, this song radiates immense Kevin energy.
Who
@@ormbunkar7387 Kevin
@@ormbunkar7387 kevin
@@ormbunkar7387 i feel they mean like the male version of karen though that makes no sense
I KNEW THIS SONG WAS GAY, BUT I ONLY JUST REALIZED THAT “KNIFE FIGHT” IS A EUPHEMISM FOR SWORDFIGHTING OH MY GODDDDDDD-
I could see that if it didn't talk about actual cutting, stabbing, and murder. I can't take murder any other way.
scoops the second It’s a MLM song...... Neil has a lot of innuendos and euphemisms in his songs.
*HOLY FUCKING SHIT*
reminder that neil has a wife and child
@@jenger9596 ....and
Ship dynamic: these two
Did you mean
Davekat
enemies but they're occasionally really gay
This song had me laughing my ass off at tickle fight, good job Neil!
I love the way they say “Punk!” “DWEEB”
SAME I love the difference between their voices!!
am i just too ace. i thought they were brothers all this time. i looped this song for three hours once. never noticed sexual tension
Same.
I noticed maybe romantic tension like that kind of thing in high school where you start questioning if you're gay or not.
Or maybe I'm just too gay-
I just thought it was about neil wanting violence and just getting in fights with 12 year olds 😭
As an asexual, how did you guys not notice, I could tell
@@fluffsynthesis SAME
@@Blocky_Frog Lmao same
the instrumental part of the tickle fight segment gives off we bare bears vibes for some reason, and as silly as it is, the ending makes me stupidly happy and seems fitting. i always loved the trope of two people who constantly argue, fight, and threaten between themselves but in reality wouldn’t dare do actual harm and would probably die for each other
Still a banger in 2019
catchingsomezzzz *and is a banger in 2020*
@@CometMothman still a banger in 2021
still a banger and 2022 is is 2 months
@@Nyxatroid it indeed is a banger in 2022
@@Nyxatroid truely
anytime there's a knife fight on television i immediately start singing the chorus to this song.
The last time I heard this song I was in middle school, and I can't stop jammin
Sebastian Fair *the jammin will never end*
Good.
Same
This song goes hard and I found the Knife Fight part of it funny
*And then I read the comments*
POV: having a sleepover with your fellow adhd and autistic bff and your meds have worn off
your honor, this is my emotional support vaguely homoerotic knife related song
THERE ARE MORE?!
STOP HOLDING OUT ON US!!
" Haha yay that was fun... *where's my knife* "
except for tickle fight which is just hilarious this is such a hype song
I love how it’s just like, wait a second we can get hurt, it don’t wanta get hurt, like it’s not the whole point
The whole “point” :3
Years later and I still *love* the homoerotic undertones of this song (the only way they could make this more homoerotic is if they talked about their "swords" instead of their knives)
if this song was abt a swordfight it would have way different implications 💀
BEEEEEEE WHOO YOOUU AAAAREEEE FOOOR YOOUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEE
...And they were both tops.
idk what that means
they don't want a bottom bunk
idc if marty sounds like a child, idc if it doesnt fit the viewmonster vibe, all i know is that this is a banger 🔥
ngl i feel like this would make the perfect dinosaurchestra song lmao
ohhhh thats wo it is
OMG I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS GAY UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS
I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ABOUT A KNIFE FIGHT
Same
Well one of the lyrics is literally "I'll pin you to the wall"
One of the gems of lemon demon after two trucks
Why is Neil trying to shank meowth?
OMFG HE DOES SOUND LIKE MEOWTH
HELP
Every single one of these fucking comments deals me so much psychic damage, I can't take it anymore
If i could describe how good this is and put it into words i would but i can't because it's just so brilliant
Can we replace violent warfare with tickle wars?
Actually, you can die that way. Did i told ya 'bout my friend who died that way (LFD2)
*I don’t like having to Imagine that...*
NO
@@rainbowbeetle YES
@@CometMothman Me neither. I can imagine a soldier running up to another and tickling them to death. Yikes.
It's the Spy vs the Sniper from TF2.
Ah, men of culture
I was thinking the same thing, except the “”squeaky”” voice doesn’t really fit either of them, so I mostly thought ‘Spy v/s Scout’ as they seem to hate each other more
I think of Sara and Swayzak from Toonami
Greg and Mae having knife fights lol
Who's Greg and Mae? Only asking because I saw you posted this so recently, and I mean, what are the chances..
i know you posted this a year ago and probably don't give a shit but his name is Gregg with 2 g's at the end
This is the kind of song you'd find in a disney movie when there's a fight happening
This song just makes me think of S.I.R. and Starnac.
fun fact: to write this song, neil had to spend 1 day in london
My FAVOURITE niel song EVER. i MEAN it. FIGHT ME, with a knife.
but knives can hurt!!
Niel Ciceirega
@@RealYuri2009omg neil cicierega!!!
I played this on the way back home after visiting my grandma last Christmas and the ending had my brothers and sister in tears lmao
this music rocks but also I love the big gay
Revisiting Neil Cicierega in my 30s. Wow I feel old.
3:14 STAB
*STAB*
Knife!
i thought this said pi for a second.. but anyway-
*STAB*
*listens to this as I eat a quesadilla and feel like I could destroy the world*
This song is underrated and no one can change my mind.
i love lemon demon so much. i love this song
luckycatsss *who DOESN’T love lemon demon?*
@@CometMothman people with a bad taste in music
@@rainbowbeetle Correct.
@@rainbowbeetle you're damn skippy!
@@LeGoodMusica23 hell yeah i am
two gay high and drunk men fighting in an alleyway
I can only hear TheOdd1sOut's voice in this, I can't unhear it
Wait did he sing it at some point
@@andreagrennan4800 so sadly nope, its was Marty
lawful evil and chaotic evil is literally them
3:28 Flowey after the human slaughters everything in the underground and realizes he’s next
Exactly
Lmao
I feel like this has some gay undertones... saying that as a good thing. :) very wholesome.
“Very wholesome” is certainly a way to describe this song
@@jestaplushgal3528 it sure is a way
This song has an MSI feel to the lyrics, at least in the start anyway.
@@davidleo0 neil did take inspiration from oingo boingo i think?
As someone who listens to both msi and lemon demon, ur right
Alternative ending: Neil fucking kills the ten-year old
He's a ball of rage
This song is way too underrated.
It also reminds me of my cool aunt that moved away to the coast.
She really liked random stupid stuff
I like it too
The harmony in this part as Neil sings shouldn't sound this magical.. but it is.
1:45
I also really love this part. 2:14
The tickle fight part gives me so much serotonin tho, I keep replaying it :D