OneyPlays Clips Volume 1

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Furofspades
    @Furofspades 3 месяца назад +92

    "Rub my knobby rotten" has got to be one of my favorite chris quotes

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 Месяц назад +5

      NOT LIKE THATTT

    • @theredroad1
      @theredroad1 Месяц назад

      Ngl I’m so mad I didn’t hear them say
      “Rape him not me!”

  • @dominiccsanjay
    @dominiccsanjay 5 лет назад +263

    I exclusively fall asleep to the funni boyes in hopes that they torment me in my nightmares, and this is perfect. Ty 👌

    • @ryanarchuleta2913
      @ryanarchuleta2913 3 года назад +2

      Y

    • @DbBujo
      @DbBujo 3 года назад +2

      Thought i was the only one tbh

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Год назад +2

      Goofy: Sora, gib me your boils.
      What if Goofy whispered that to everyone in their dreams while they're sleeping?
      Which is better, he whispers it or screams it out loud?

    • @Volpecula
      @Volpecula 6 месяцев назад +2

      I been doing this with super mega and they've invaded my dreams with shenanigans before

    • @The_P.O.P
      @The_P.O.P Месяц назад

      They appear in your dreams and lol at you

  • @sodadrinkz3264
    @sodadrinkz3264 4 года назад +63

    “My mom died playing this game”

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 Год назад +20

    Uncle Popeus: Sup, my bruhs? Don't mopeus.

  • @tisbutanotherfanboy2823
    @tisbutanotherfanboy2823 5 лет назад +75

    Fat guy is best character

  • @icaine16
    @icaine16 5 лет назад +62

    80% kingdom hearts, I love it

  • @chez_fries1015
    @chez_fries1015 4 года назад +27

    These funny boys are giving me hope as I listen to them via headphones as I clean up my hellhole.

  • @geesegalore5594
    @geesegalore5594 4 года назад +21

    20:20, 27:47 33:13, 49:23 53:00 are my favorite bits

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 18 дней назад

      >Why do YOU get bullied, FA****?!

  • @someduckcandle
    @someduckcandle 4 года назад +13

    2 hours? No ads? that’s amazing!

  • @TheWyman55_
    @TheWyman55_ 3 месяца назад +24

    I'm totally on Chris' side for the Hitler argument. Everyone else is just being obtuse and getting too focused on the details. If this was Zach and Lyle, Zach would say that he would cut little Hitlers little head off with his rusty Hitler Youth knife, and Lyle would add on to it, brining up the oxygen tank and intercom playing "Simple and Clean"

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix 2 месяца назад +4

      There was one point Chris mentioned a teleporter but didn't finish what he was gonna say. I think he was gonna say something like if Hitler got in a teleporter and got split into two Hitlers and then one of them was made tiny and there with them would they feel bad to fuck with it or not and I think that would entirely destroy any of the arguments they made because they were too focused on the fact that the tiny Hitler was a copy/clone that didn't physically do what Hitler did. If he was split into 2 instead of a copy made from the original then none of their arguments against being okay with fucking with it would be valid anymore
      I think that's more in line with what Chris was trying to get at with the Hypothetcial but they weren't having it

    • @wwhd1220
      @wwhd1220 Месяц назад +8

      Bro I have thought about this every time I listen to that bit. Chris was being completely reasonable and the others were being stupid. If he's a tiny Hitler he fully believes that he committed those atrocities. Would you just let him go? Hell no he's dangerous

    • @carsonmiller1359
      @carsonmiller1359 25 дней назад +2

      @@wwhd1220 he's six inches tall

    • @cameronabshire1195
      @cameronabshire1195 24 дня назад +2

      It then circles back around to "Why does it need to be a clone?" Chris' hypothetical is conflating two concepts:
      • If a perfect copy of you is created, does it carry your sins?
      • Is it ethical to hurt someone who has done truly monstrous things, even if they are no longer a threat?
      Chris is primarily concerned with whether the boys would torture a tiny evil creature that was made defenseless, so it was a mistake to introduce the clone/copy part of the hypothetical. With the way Chris' question is phrased, it could be mistaken to mean "If you don't torture the tiny clone, does that mean you condone the actions of the original person?" which loads the question too much.
      Both concepts are fine on their own but are difficult to address at the same time if you aren't given the chance to explain your position on them separately. Besides, it's funnier to get hung up on weird little details.

    • @theredroad1
      @theredroad1 16 дней назад

      @@carsonmiller1359
      Knowing all the neo nazis he wouldn’t be so dangerous as soon as he figures out what the internet is

  • @Big_Bonfire
    @Big_Bonfire 4 года назад +50

    Hell yeah, nigga

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 4 года назад +26

    God, I wish court trials were held like that.

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 2 года назад +7

      Judge: Get on stand! State demand! Pweez!

  • @legitimatelemons
    @legitimatelemons 4 года назад +25

    Thanks man, I like longer comps as well for listening to while I play a game of my own.

  • @camerong812
    @camerong812 5 лет назад +47

    This is good, i love longer compilations. Make more

  • @knightscroftsquire-muldoon
    @knightscroftsquire-muldoon 2 месяца назад +2

    The first bit is my absolute favorite. It just too good!

  • @wildtiger397
    @wildtiger397 4 года назад +16

    That entire Hitler clone bit made my day

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Год назад +3

      What if Oneyplays tossed him at the wall?

  • @14Zdrone
    @14Zdrone 4 года назад +87

    So, at 19:18 You're telling me they didn't bother to censor Julian dropping the N bomb? I absolutely LOVE these guys

    • @OHamProductions
      @OHamProductions 4 года назад +18

      Caught me off guard but in a good way.

    • @marbles2223
      @marbles2223 4 года назад +2

      Tf

    • @saiーツ
      @saiーツ 4 года назад +2

      I thought Julian was Hispanic?

    • @lacktoastandtolerence5366
      @lacktoastandtolerence5366 4 года назад +28

      It's fine he's a brown

    • @sirmidor
      @sirmidor 4 года назад +15

      They went back and censored swears in older videos, it used to be a lot more free, but if the choice is no ad revenue or censor some stuff, the choice is easy.

  • @hamburgerhelper1828
    @hamburgerhelper1828 4 года назад +24

    half of the hooter trial is a koth episode but with dale

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Год назад +4

      What if there was a trial where a defendant used a key blade to escape from the police?

  • @AusDenne
    @AusDenne 4 года назад +5

    I was trying to take an aggressive shit while watching this but I couldn't focus cause I couldn't stop laughing

  • @austinfaber2247
    @austinfaber2247 4 года назад +19

    Really making me laugh through the quarantine. Me and my pal watch Oney and we got inspired by their videos to do stupid improv bits.

  • @guswhaley5307
    @guswhaley5307 3 года назад +29

    19:17 Julian!

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 2 года назад +1

    My favourite parts were the Rugrats jokes, the Tetris joke and the McDonald's story.

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 Год назад +3

    hat if that Tetris scene was a Saw movie?
    Jigsaw: you lose one of your limbs.

  • @quickattack8989
    @quickattack8989 4 года назад +7

    I woke up my girlfriend with zachs wisp voice and now shes fucking pissed

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 2 года назад +2

    Goofy: Sora, gib me your boils.

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 4 года назад +3

    rip that one channel that did clip compilations

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 4 года назад +5

    I miss Julian

  • @ishiaestheticdork4545
    @ishiaestheticdork4545 4 года назад +12

    patrick you farted

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 2 года назад +4

      Obama: My fellow Spongebob fans, I am afraid this is a sad day, for Plankton has stolen the Krabby Patty secret formula.

    • @The_P.O.P
      @The_P.O.P Месяц назад

      ​@@tomburrows4007And he won't stop brapping

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Месяц назад

      @@The_P.O.P Obama: The Brappy patty.....

  • @nosliwyelir
    @nosliwyelir Месяц назад +1

    Chris is a fucking genius 😆

  • @stikz9818
    @stikz9818 3 месяца назад +2

    23:38 unofficial oneyplays slogan

  • @TheRealSkreegle
    @TheRealSkreegle 4 года назад +3

    WTF AT 19:16 I THINK JULIAN SAYS THE N WORD JHDJDVSJDB CANCELED

  • @skyfox5480
    @skyfox5480 2 года назад +1

    What game is that at 1:31:18 and can I get a link to the video where they played it?

    • @cat-re5xq
      @cat-re5xq 2 года назад

      Plumbers don’t wear ties ruclips.net/video/LCr-X2LimO0/видео.html

    • @skyfox5480
      @skyfox5480 2 года назад +1

      @@GreyLeno Thank you

  • @fuckboyholocaust1875
    @fuckboyholocaust1875 4 года назад +3

    Pretty much by the rate of views, 1 of every 1000 people comment

  • @Scottbalouie
    @Scottbalouie 4 года назад +4

    16:56

  • @vogueinferno
    @vogueinferno 2 года назад +3

    1:01:20

  • @tithgaming2324
    @tithgaming2324 Год назад +3

    Mf 18:24 is now my favorite

    • @gregory_longjohns
      @gregory_longjohns Месяц назад +2

      youre laughing. his mother died playing funny monkeys on the ouya and youre laughing.

  • @outliering5697
    @outliering5697 4 года назад +3

    45:13

  • @alwayshere6956
    @alwayshere6956 6 месяцев назад +1

    18:38

  • @WohMi
    @WohMi 2 года назад +1

    44:44

  • @blackout2846
    @blackout2846 3 месяца назад

    1:47:55

  • @jayechristian9697
    @jayechristian9697 3 месяца назад

    32:00