Honest Trailers | Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 3 года назад +1073

    _"Shaking the camera to make the action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting."_
    I think you summed that up perfectly.

    • @PlanetXerox
      @PlanetXerox 3 года назад +26

      one thing I can say about the Bourne trilogy: it did pave they way for some of the most poorly-made, incomprehensible action films of the 2010's, but at least it had a compelling narrative.

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 3 года назад +12

      @@PlanetXerox to be honest, I think it was Michael Bay who started the shaky cam trend and the _Bourne_ movies just capitalized on it.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 2 года назад +15

      @@PlanetXerox Bourne movies managed to use it effectively for a sense of realism imo
      Others it seems like they are using it to cover up shortcoming and take shortcuts

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 года назад

      👍

  • @pianist150
    @pianist150 3 года назад +810

    Ok but "knowing the right people is half the battle" is unironically fantastic advice.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 3 года назад +28

      'Course, it's probably more than half.

    • @Seisoks
      @Seisoks 3 года назад +34

      Intelligent and working hard will get you far. So far that on the horizon you might even see the butt of some dude who know some other dude.

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis 3 года назад +4

      Nepotism isn't good advice

    • @pianist150
      @pianist150 3 года назад +7

      @@SamyulDavis Not what I said at all. In my experience it’s way easier to get a job if someone you know is working somewhere with an opening and thinks to recommend you or tells you you should apply. Management can determine your qualifications and somebody at the job that that they know and like vouches for you to be a good energy around the workplace. Making connections and networking are at least half the battle

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 3 года назад +5

      @@pianist150 I'd say its a good 70% depending on the role you're applying for.

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 3 года назад +702

    "shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" - give this writer a raise!!!

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 года назад +8

      Those jump cuts actually hurt my eyes.

    • @dennyjones6921
      @dennyjones6921 2 года назад +5

      The only time I’ve enjoyed shaky cam was in the hunger games because it really gave you like the panicky nauseating feel of when they were reaping the kids names but anytime I see other than that it just annoys me

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 3 года назад +149

    Soo isn't the entire point of Snake Eyes that we never see his face or hear his voice? He's a silent ninja who works alone and cannot be beaten. Gotta love Hollywood ruining EVERYTHING.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 года назад +22

      Yeah, the original lore is he got major injury during the war that cost him his face and vocal cord.

    • @davidhanson4909
      @davidhanson4909 3 года назад +23

      @@manchesterunitedno7 Actually it was during the failed rescue of the Iranian hostages. The chopper went down and he got a face full of burning exhaust.
      I can't remember half my pass codes but I can remember a comic I read when I was eight.

    • @janus78
      @janus78 Год назад

      Its like Darth Maul got the story Snake Eyes was supposed to get.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +2

      After watching Black Noir's backstory from The Boys Season 3, it's the closest way how Snake Eyes should've been

  • @christianregala5393
    @christianregala5393 3 года назад +2384

    They managed to make the most likeable character of GI Joe to the most unlikeable movie of GI Joe

    • @torram4388
      @torram4388 3 года назад +81

      It takes talents, you know?

    • @KayJay940
      @KayJay940 3 года назад +45

      The most likable character was that female one. And I dont even remember her name. Because back then they were allowed to have bewwwwbs and show them in a kids show.

    • @blak238
      @blak238 3 года назад +3

      lol so true

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 3 года назад +29

      Most likable Joe character? Shipwreck is in this?

    • @markwhite116
      @markwhite116 3 года назад +5

      It was actually the best one... the others were way worse

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 3 года назад +347

    So great to see Warrior get a mention. It's such an amazing martial arts series. The fight choreography & action is so incredible. So under appreciated. Glad HBO Max renewed it for a third season!

  • @Nightshade_Ronin
    @Nightshade_Ronin 3 года назад +1034

    Snakes eyes straight up ruined that man's life after everything he did for him.

    • @haroonp8842
      @haroonp8842 3 года назад +109

      and then he didn't even kill his fathers murderer...like even if it was just a job for the murderer, he still could have finished his goal, instead of wasting his whole time and ruining the Arashikage clan.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 3 года назад +55

      @@haroonp8842 I know! The POS had no problem just handing a WMD to a murderous villain, yet won't go through with killing his father's murderer, whose location was traded with handing over said WMD. Also, Snake Eyes could've done some investigating by himself or asked the Arashikage clan for help to find the murderer's location. Instead, the clan nonchalantly welcomes him back after all the terrible things he had done.

    • @haroonp8842
      @haroonp8842 3 года назад +22

      @@KnarfStein Ye its really annoying, this film pissed me off - mainly because i saw potential with its good cast and good initial premise but it fails at the story and writing the motives of characters, every decision they made felt so sudden and random at times.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 3 года назад

      He really did.

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 3 года назад +4

      @@haroonp8842 agree man overall good cast but damn bad on story... i hate it...

  • @celticson
    @celticson 3 года назад +24

    I was very pleased to see that this movie did justice to Storm Shadow, because it seemed like everyone else except the writers of the original comics made him just a straight up villain. But I'm disappointed that Skake-Eyes' redemption arc did not, in fact, have any redemption. Hindsight is not remorse.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 года назад +2

      Yea.
      Snake eyes got away with his crimes way too easily.
      Plus storm shadow wasn't a complete villain in the last 2 movies.

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up 3 года назад +448

    "You want shaky cam, just shake your head in front of your screen" this is the funniest thing you have said in a while😂😂

    • @leonakalionking
      @leonakalionking 3 года назад +6

      Ya that's a sick burn lololol

    • @laviniasnow4494
      @laviniasnow4494 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, got me laughing out loud. 🤣

    • @ryanschwartz4959
      @ryanschwartz4959 3 года назад +2

      Tried it: my eyes were still focused on the screen, so it didn’t make much of a difference.

  • @WuKingdom1
    @WuKingdom1 3 года назад +22

    "Shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting." That really hit home for me lmao

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 года назад +1006

    "My anacondas don't want none if you got pure heart, son." That one legit made me laugh out loud. 😆🐍

    •  3 года назад +2

      same

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 3 года назад +9

      It actually rythm well, lol

    • @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher
      @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher 3 года назад +3

      @@dieptrieu6564 I thought Screen Junkies do Honest Trailers Buffy the Vampire Slayer???

    • @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher
      @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher 3 года назад +3

      @kshamwhizzle Anya: I don't understand why Screen Junkies shouldn't make Buffy the Vampire Slayer Honest Trailers and they make Snake Eyes instead?

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 3 года назад +1

      @@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher Why did you ask me that. What that have anything to do with this

  • @quppaaa2959
    @quppaaa2959 3 года назад +18

    Finally! Iko Uwais gets the recognition he deserves!! Man is a beast! Go watch his films!

  • @Zaob36
    @Zaob36 3 года назад +1014

    Didn't Snake Eyes have an origin story in the first Joe movie. One that made him likeable and competent and righteous?

    • @David-bf6bz
      @David-bf6bz 3 года назад +141

      Snake eyes has an awesome back story... unfortunately it is that he is a disabled veteran that lost his family to a drunk driver but also a white male so not "current" day.

    • @CoyotesOwn
      @CoyotesOwn 3 года назад +46

      Nope, he was our mute G.I.Jonin from the start. We did get a few flashbacks, through.

    • @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw
      @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw 3 года назад +27

      @@David-bf6bz translate that to english now

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 3 года назад +4

      I wouldn't say righteous but yeah.

    • @jeemoon1626
      @jeemoon1626 3 года назад +14

      He did. It was nothing like this movie lol.

  • @jdmorice
    @jdmorice 3 года назад +32

    In honour of Norm Macdonald say: “Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.” RIP

  • @kepckatherinec805
    @kepckatherinec805 3 года назад +427

    Shaky cam is a euphemism for “Why bother spending the time and money necessary to create a spectacular scene, when we can fake out the audience by jostling the cameras during filming? No one will notice our low brow, crappy distraction tactics!”

    • @alresave
      @alresave 3 года назад +62

      The problem is that the cast had the potential to get awesome martial arts action scenes but they were wasted by using that shaky cam bull

    • @jedendwa5658
      @jedendwa5658 3 года назад +1

      Infinity wars reboot with shaky cams would be awesome.

    • @foxhound13
      @foxhound13 3 года назад +24

      they had the right people. If they focused without shaky cam for 2 scenes, that gets people talking about the movie, you would have a better chance at saving it. I don't understand why studios do shaky cam anyway. its been proven from the hallway scene in daredevil, The Protector, and many others.

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 3 года назад

      Well it worked for taken

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 года назад +12

      @@xcellentcreations3312 But that was ancient, and more recent action flicks since The Raid and first John Wick proved no need for shaky cam if you have capable actors and fight stuntmasters to just do their job.

  • @sammydanger7287
    @sammydanger7287 3 года назад +12

    I had all of those GI Joe’s. Slice and dice were brothers in my toy sessions. Dojo was always the grand master. And nunchuck usually died 😂

  • @ChefJeff789
    @ChefJeff789 3 года назад +396

    "Knowing the Right People is Half the Battle!" ROFL

    • @plcthelegacy4131
      @plcthelegacy4131 3 года назад +9

      G.I. JOOOEEE!!!

    • @niclyx7970
      @niclyx7970 3 года назад +12

      It's called "networking" /s

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 года назад +1

      I mean…he’s not wrong lol 😅🤷🏾‍♂️😩

    • @KRobinson-ko1ne
      @KRobinson-ko1ne 6 месяцев назад

      “Pork chop sandwiches!”

  • @danielcolucci802
    @danielcolucci802 3 года назад +12

    “Ra’s al tool” and “wanna know how I got these scars” made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 года назад +192

    > Hires actors who are awesome martial artists
    > Uses shaky cam making the action incomprehensible
    Why are you like this, Hollywood?

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 3 года назад +5

      When it comes to bad movies there are two choices they can make, a smart one and a stupid one. And they always pick the stupid one

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 3 года назад +18

      I was so excited when I saw that they got Iko Uwais. Been a huge fan since I saw the Raid films. He's so awesome. But they wasted him, again! Just like that Mark Wahlberg movie a while back

    • @Noremac25
      @Noremac25 3 года назад +4

      STOP saying "Hollywood", just say Paramount.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 3 года назад +11

      It's like hiring James Earl Jones to play a mute.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 3 года назад +8

      @@Noremac25 they’re not the only studio guilty of stuff like this

  • @silverwaremirror9451
    @silverwaremirror9451 3 года назад +43

    Please say: “Shang-Chi is the closest thing we’ll get to a good live-action Avatar: the legend of Aang”

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 3 года назад +79

    "Oh this guy was great in Raid Redemption. Let me put him in this movie and then proceed to shake the camera so that you don't see how great he is."

    • @EthanIrizarry
      @EthanIrizarry 3 года назад +15

      This movie was a straight up disrespect to Iko Uwais!

    • @matthewboer8279
      @matthewboer8279 3 года назад +13

      It’s called the “Mile 22” treatment

    • @losr98
      @losr98 3 года назад +7

      @@matthewboer8279 yeah that was a hate crime of a movie and Iko should not have been wasted like that lol. Probably one of the worst action movies I've seen in recent years

  • @angelicvega7040
    @angelicvega7040 3 года назад +17

    I walked away 100% *Team Storm Shadow* at the end of this film. It made me turn on Snake Eyes reeeeal quick.

  • @WaterMeLoan64
    @WaterMeLoan64 3 года назад +189

    I’m glad I get to watch this Honest Trailer for Snake Eyes instead of the actual film.

    • @Finderup16
      @Finderup16 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 3 года назад +10

      Same here. I was looking forward to it until I heard that it uses Shaky cam. I hate that ish so much. It's so nauseating to watch. The actually got actors who can perform martial arts & a good choreographer but they still went with Shaky cam.

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 3 года назад +5

      Same here. I can't wait for CinemaSins to tear this movie a new one

    • @AJMIckna2010
      @AJMIckna2010 3 года назад +5

      @@TEKKENKING23 Between CinemaSins and Screen Junkies I've saved a ton of money.

    • @LifeSucks
      @LifeSucks 3 года назад +3

      Yeah don't bother, it super sucked.

  • @supercutify.8898
    @supercutify.8898 3 года назад +28

    Iko Uwais is amazing, he is soooo criminally underrated this day!

    • @remixthestyle
      @remixthestyle 3 года назад

      Doesn't get the movies he deserves

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 года назад

      Only because The Raid 3 hasn't happened.

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 3 года назад +157

    I would have liked this movie better if it had been called 'Storm Shadow : Origins'. His arc was a far more interesting story.

    • @placignation1533
      @placignation1533 3 года назад +1

      True or its story is like John Wick

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 года назад +24

      Absolutely agree. He's my fav character. Also who on earth ever asked to see a maskless talking snake eyes? He's badass because he's so mysterious

    • @WadeMcG
      @WadeMcG 3 года назад +3

      @@megkrish7568 Kind of like having a Judge Dredd movie where we fully see his face (Stallone's in that case).
      I also have to agree with the Epic Voice guy on shakey cam.

    • @Superion74
      @Superion74 3 года назад +5

      Stormshadow has always been my favorite. Unfortunately he always live in the shadow of Snakeye, even though he's far more complex and interesting. Plus, he joined the JOES once and I have the toy to prove it.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 3 года назад +30

    "Battles Without Honor And/Or Clarity." Niiiiiiiiiiice.
    Although I am disappointed by the lack of porkchop sandwiches.

    • @DnDBeyond
      @DnDBeyond 3 года назад +4

      It's in the HT for the other two GI Joe movies!! We won't let you down!

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 3 года назад +91

    GI Joe animated show is still the best after all these years. This movie was straight up disrespectful to his character.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 года назад +9

      Hollywood has had a knack for that for at least the past 5-6 years. Star Wars, Tomb Raider, Snake Eyes, Mortal "Combat " 2021, Black Widow (with Taskmaster specifically), yeah almost seems like they're doing it on purpose lol

    • @marcm5207
      @marcm5207 3 года назад +2

      It was disrespectful to all characters depicted. The Baroness is going to have a hard time recovering from this...

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 года назад +1

      @@artofmartialcinemaamc5334 That's what happens when you get screenwriters who have never seen a single piece of original material.

  • @andyking894
    @andyking894 3 года назад +22

    Could you grace us with "Germans love David Hasselhoff" for the late Norm MacDonald, please?

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 3 года назад +113

    When you want someone to make a kung-fu movie, you get the director of the Time Traveler's Wife.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 года назад +1

      Wait.. that doesn't make any sense

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 года назад +3

      Kung-fu is Chinese. This is a Japanese setting.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 года назад +1

      @@virgilhawkins5680 Yet more than half of the main characters in it aren't Japanese.

    • @hilmanic28
      @hilmanic28 3 года назад +6

      @@kadosho02 It's sarcasm. The director is known for directing Time Traveler's Wife (my favourite romance movie btw)

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 года назад +1

      @@hilmanic28 I totally get it. But still surreal Snake Eyes had a movie

  • @eerrrrrrfolks
    @eerrrrrrfolks 3 года назад +5

    I literally watch these videos before deciding to watch the movie.
    Thanks again @ScreenJunkies
    😘🤘

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 года назад +27

    Please say "We are ninjas, the masters of stealth and misdirection. That is why we always charge at our enemies in broad daylight while screaming."

  • @IsaacSabuni
    @IsaacSabuni 3 года назад +11

    "Shaking a camera to make action more exciting, is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" hahahahahahahaha u got me on this....almost snorted my beer

  • @rectoraakor8843
    @rectoraakor8843 3 года назад +51

    It's ironic that the shaky cam scenes are done by "Steady" cam operators.

  • @WynterPhenix
    @WynterPhenix 3 года назад +16

    No comment about how almost every fight scene was done in near complete darkness so you couldn't see it happening?

    • @jerico.b
      @jerico.b 3 года назад +2

      Shaky cam and darkness, what a sick combination. It actually made me sick just watching a few scenes in this video.

    • @krynico8451
      @krynico8451 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like game GOT final battle

  • @beckerqueiroz
    @beckerqueiroz 3 года назад +8

    "You want shaky cam? Shake your head in front of the screen!" - I'm stealing this.

  • @omegadrive9999
    @omegadrive9999 3 года назад +4

    From the Studio that let the MCU slips through their fingers.
    Let that sink in for a minute, they had it partially in the palm of their hands.

  • @mksongbird
    @mksongbird 3 года назад +47

    wasting Iko Uwais in any action film should be illegal.

    • @jb57551
      @jb57551 3 года назад

      @Oira Tio The film where he showed in and its other members of the "Sequel Trilogy" is hated by A HUGE NUMBER OF fans regardless of Iko Uwais' involvement.
      So I should say it counts, but I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS THERE UNTIL I CHECKED IT OUT FOR MYSELF (I'm aware about it by the time I replied)

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 7 месяцев назад

      It's happening everywhere in any Hollywood movies he starred in

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 3 года назад +17

    *Hope you guys are planning a "Hocus Pocus" HT for October!*

  • @commonsense5199
    @commonsense5199 3 года назад +79

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Deadly Class. That show deserves justice.

    • @thejmeister
      @thejmeister 3 года назад +3

      I freakin' love Deadly Class.
      It really deserves an Honest Trailer.

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon 3 года назад +2

      Yasss!!

    • @cornettomsc
      @cornettomsc 3 года назад +3

      Still hoping for season 2....

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 3 года назад +6

    "Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAKE" - death of a franchise

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 3 года назад +66

    This movie just made me want to watch Brian de Palma's 'Snake Eyes' with Nic Cage.

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer 3 года назад +4

      That's a really good movie

    • @PoloLoiTamin
      @PoloLoiTamin 3 года назад +1

      @@TheMiddlingGamer the opening scene is my Fav

    • @xlr8466
      @xlr8466 3 года назад +2

      That's high praise

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 2 года назад +8

    Cobra Commander needs more love. Latta’s performance carries most of the original show. Don’t know why he gets so little screen time in these films.

  • @32roso
    @32roso 3 года назад +27

    When he found out on r.i.p.d. I lost it. It was funny and I'm crying now haha

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch 3 года назад +2

    Slice and Dice were actually my favorite GI Joes when i was a kid 😂

  • @sahiltaware27
    @sahiltaware27 3 года назад +17

    Okay, I need the Netflix Daredevil Honest Trailer like, right now.

  • @topherstott
    @topherstott 3 года назад +1

    The scene with all of the katanas in the cab of the truck was pretty rad! Keep up the good work screen junkies

  • @rushmaverick1923
    @rushmaverick1923 3 года назад +25

    They really need to do live action G.I. Joe up right. Especially with all the love that Captain America has been getting for the past 10 years in the MCU. We need more "Real" American Heroes.

  • @jules_414
    @jules_414 3 года назад +8

    Would love to see an "every James Bond movie" trailer

  • @taurinstraiter2325
    @taurinstraiter2325 3 года назад +8

    It's official. Action director Olivier Megaton made one of the most memorable action movies of the 2010s. Who doesn't remember Taken 3 (2014)? It is still on everyone's mind. :P

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids 3 года назад +3

    Most of us will probably be shaking our head in front of the screen anyway. making the shaky cam all the more drastic.

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 3 года назад +6

    6:28 That is my comment in an Honest Trailer!! That is so freaking awesome!! 😆

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi 3 года назад +4

    Warrior got cancelled but this got made!

    • @donniescorner1649
      @donniescorner1649 3 года назад

      warrior was un-cancelled. season three is coming to HBO max in 2022/23.

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 3 года назад +17

    I didn’t care about this movie and any others before it, and after watching honest trailer, I’m happy with my choice.

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 3 года назад +6

    Modern Ninjas and samurais: using katanas in a gun fight.
    Actual Ninjas and samurais: mass produced gunpowder weapons and used them extensively in combat.

  • @brandonjones5879
    @brandonjones5879 3 года назад +8

    ‘Stealthy ninjas’ running screaming into battle. Nice!

  • @JounLord1
    @JounLord1 3 года назад +3

    That ninja school sounds like someone played Skyrim where you can become the leader of the magic school while barely knowing any magic and decided to make a movie about it.

  • @OuterRaine
    @OuterRaine 3 года назад +58

    Me: Alright! Time for some Snake Eyes action.
    Snake Eyes:(Sucker punches woman)
    Me:(Empty Seat)...

  • @JavierSalcedoC
    @JavierSalcedoC 3 года назад +5

    Haven't seen Peter Mensah since Spartacus! He's such a talented actor
    And speaking of... Would you dare doing a Spartacus Honest trailer?

  • @castieleclipse
    @castieleclipse 3 года назад +13

    The 2 or 3 flashbacks from the first movie were all the back story I needed for Snake Eyes, not this nonsense that makes me feel bad for Storm Shadow.

  • @heyjonjoebailey
    @heyjonjoebailey 3 года назад +3

    In the original GI Joe movies, and the cartoon, Snake Eyes is akin to Batman. He always is in the right place at the right time, he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he has unwavering focus and precision. This movie made him a thug who could box, and then turned into a ninja in like 3 days.

  • @TheOldSoul
    @TheOldSoul 3 года назад +49

    @Screen Junkies Please do an Artemis Fowl Honest Trailer, that was a travesty

  • @MusicoftheDamned
    @MusicoftheDamned 3 года назад +18

    It says *a lot* that so many talented actors managed to be wasted on a movie that no one asked for in the first place. Way to go with another spectacular failure, Paramount. Are you actively collecting them at this point?

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru 3 года назад +9

    5:34 These people just straight up ripped off a shot from Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno
    Probably just one of the many injustices they did to Kenji Tanigaki here

  • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
    @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 3 года назад +3

    "The place is a total mcdojo"
    That one got me 🤣

  • @dunnagan5
    @dunnagan5 3 года назад +4

    Honest Trailer of Warrior since you showed a clip! That show needs more mainstream attention!!

  • @TheLivingThanos
    @TheLivingThanos 3 года назад +2

    I am soooo happy with that Metal Gear Solid reference

  • @MrNemo721
    @MrNemo721 3 года назад +37

    I didn't even know this movie existed until now

  • @adingdingdiiing6740
    @adingdingdiiing6740 3 года назад +8

    They knew the movie didn't have enough Snake eyes or Storm Shadow that they actually included the ending in the trailer.

  • @michaelmbau3953
    @michaelmbau3953 3 года назад

    Thank you for the Omar Little homage Epic Voice Guy. Didn't know I needed it til I heard it

  • @ashramjathan4258
    @ashramjathan4258 3 года назад +17

    Definitely need to see a Kung Fu Hustle honest trailer now

  • @JennySparkz
    @JennySparkz 3 года назад +1

    That shaky cam analogy was on point.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 3 года назад +35

    I thought this was going to be an Honest Trailer for the other movie called Snake Eyes, with Lieutenant Dan.

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 3 года назад +1

      Oh yeah, that one had Captain Corelli in it too.

    • @cheric3434
      @cheric3434 3 года назад

      Dame they need to do that movie that would be Great 😮😍😁

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 3 года назад +1

    The joke about doors sliding up for Henry Goulding face is comedy gold

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 года назад +191

    At least we now have _Shang-Chi_ to prove that Hollywood knows how to actually do a big-budget martial arts flick!

    • @Death0Row
      @Death0Row 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 3 года назад +36

      Jackie Chan’s stunt team helps with that. They’re the reason I have a morbid interest in the Saint Seiya movie (same stunt team).

    • @EpicBeard815
      @EpicBeard815 3 года назад +17

      Do we?

    • @hellolongden
      @hellolongden 3 года назад +3

      And 80% is fantasy, martial is 10%

    • @blazeblade2180
      @blazeblade2180 3 года назад +5

      @@hellolongden rather a mixture of both

  • @tumopanene1545
    @tumopanene1545 3 года назад +1

    That shaky cam comment had me DYING! LOOOL

  • @midus0013
    @midus0013 3 года назад +14

    Patiently waiting for the Daredevil netflix series. And do the Punisher while you're at it.

  • @geriwan1
    @geriwan1 3 года назад +2

    "Starring: ... Hard Master Baiting ..." Excellent😂😂😂.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 года назад +6

    also the original 80's Snake Eyes figure was like the cheapest to produce because the thing was only molded in a single color thus saving the paint budget.

    • @jeanvonestling7408
      @jeanvonestling7408 3 года назад +1

      Which is great way to show how great things are created by accident: saving paint made them call him commando, then Hamma made him a ninja to balanse storm Shadow, and gave him awasome back story.

  • @andrewwest3204
    @andrewwest3204 3 года назад +2

    Did you really use the ninja gaiden music for the credits? Awesome addition! (5:02)

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 3 года назад +22

    Make an Honest Trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before A New Generation hits Netflix

  • @shockchandiscord8961
    @shockchandiscord8961 2 года назад

    i like how he says- you wanna know how i got my scars- in Joker voice. masterpiece

  • @dnmz1885
    @dnmz1885 3 года назад +10

    No mention of how they completely changed everything about Snake Eyes lore

    • @damonferrara3637
      @damonferrara3637 3 года назад +3

      They mentioned that right at the start.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 года назад +1

      Bro.... wtf do you even have EARS for 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣 When the video said "he's kinda 🐌" , I'm pretty sure he was referring to YOU 😂😂

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 года назад +10

    So, I’m a little confused. It absolutely makes more sense that Snake Eyes is of Japanese/Asian ancestry, but I think In the most recent iteration (cartoon at least) they made Snake Eyes some lost white boy in Japan and Storm Shadow a traitor who tried to murder the head of the clan to take power. But, I don’t think the original cartoon went that deep into backstory. And Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were always my favorites. So which is the actual backstory?

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 года назад +1

      Snake eyes was always a white USA war veteran.
      And him being discriminated in Japan was a big part of hi identity.

    • @j.p.6932
      @j.p.6932 2 года назад

      @@neeljavia2965
      That’s kind of what I thought. I definitely see the lack of diversity, but if it’s a part of a characters backstory (and he’s masked/helmeted the entire time), I don’t see the need to change the ethnicity. Like Scarlet, named for her red hair. It would be hard to work in an actress of color with a forced dye job, where other characters it doesn’t matter.
      I really don’t care; it just confused me and wasn’t sure what the official back story was supposed to be.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 года назад +1

      @@j.p.6932 I too don't care unless it greatly affects his storyline.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 2 года назад

      @@neeljavia2965 it practically dose that’s why he was hated he was a whiteboy that was better then all of them

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 года назад

      @@toren2099 Exactly.
      Diversity is necessary when it affects the characters basic traits or motivations.
      Not otherwise.

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 3 года назад +38

    Do an honest trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before the new Pony movie comes out

  • @rachelk7784
    @rachelk7784 3 года назад +4

    I went to ninja school and even I managed to pass, despite falling in a river 3x because I can't water walk.

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 3 года назад +16

    Say this, "Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ."

  • @MatthewTuthill
    @MatthewTuthill 3 года назад +3

    In honor of Norm MacDonald, please say, "Why do dogs always run to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them."

  • @MaximumDiver
    @MaximumDiver 3 года назад +11

    Please do an Honest Trailer of Kate! And please say: "I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy!"

  • @ronineditor9920
    @ronineditor9920 2 года назад +1

    5:11 He sounded EXACTLY like Ken Watanabe, I kept thinking they did a deaging on him but apparently not.

  • @jaykoops9502
    @jaykoops9502 3 года назад +9

    Can you do an Honest Trailer for Bumblebee? An origin story that was actually good and saved the transformers franchise!
    And can you say in your epic voice, "Decepticons, attack!"

  • @localyocal498
    @localyocal498 3 года назад +2

    Reakky hoping you guys do an Honest Trailer for Succession before Season 3 - that show is vastly underseen

  • @isaachaze1
    @isaachaze1 3 года назад +8

    If you want a good ninja flick, watch Revenge of the Ninja. Would actually make a great Honest Trailer now that I think about it. A classic.

    • @Alobo075
      @Alobo075 3 года назад +2

      "It takes a ninja to kill a ninja.."

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 года назад +1

      Or Ninja Assassin. Not a great story but brutal action.

  • @1whowasNEVERhere
    @1whowasNEVERhere 3 года назад +1

    The nod to Metal Gear was not missed🙌🏼 had me cracking a nostalgic smile

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 3 года назад +15

    Say "Do an Honest Trailer for Lucifer now that the final season's dropped!" in your epic voice.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 года назад

      😈🔥🔥🔥 this is what we desire

    • @morbiuscrystal4875
      @morbiuscrystal4875 3 года назад +1

      Lol topical dc show for WC girls

  • @iambanzai
    @iambanzai 3 года назад +5

    IF YOU DO 'Escape Room: Tournament of Champions' I'LL CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST!

  • @alzoraig
    @alzoraig 3 года назад +5

    "Fast and Furious Presents: G.I. Joe Begins: Snake Eyes Origins: From the Book of SAW"
    Wait, What?

    • @Semudara
      @Semudara 3 года назад +1

      featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
      ......... & Knuckles

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 3 года назад +1

    Shaking the camera to make the action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting
    Bro
    How did u even come up with this xD

  • @brithas
    @brithas 3 года назад +16

    Please do the Halloween town movies they're perfect for honest trailers.

  • @inktea256
    @inktea256 3 года назад +3

    Say, "’We will show them the difference between strategy and tactics!’ *SNORT!* THIS IS AN ACTUAL LINE OF DIALOGUE????”

  • @BenVarkentine
    @BenVarkentine 3 года назад +4

    I can count the memorable characters in G.I. Joe on the fingers of one hand and they couldn't get one right.