Top 10 Best David Rose Quotes on Schitt's Creek

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @MsMojo
    @MsMojo  4 года назад +88

    This is our last video of Schitt's Creek week, hope you enjoyed! Check out all of our videos about the show here: ruclips.net/p/PLoY8-2dOws2xQn_6exBhLIraxtvJJyg-R

    • @bjbinmke
      @bjbinmke 4 года назад +1

      You'll be back........

    • @thelmajackson7814
      @thelmajackson7814 4 года назад +5

      I have so many David quotes. "Whose Gwen?"

    • @mackenzief4329
      @mackenzief4329 4 года назад

      @@thelmajackson7814 OMFG! I REMEMBER THAT ONE LOL!

    • @asmith1420angie
      @asmith1420angie 3 года назад

      I hate the way you do these videos. No one needs to hear you explain the video . Please stop you are annoying!

    • @wilmawilliams3518
      @wilmawilliams3518 3 года назад

      No!!! Say it's not so.

  • @annmcvey4347
    @annmcvey4347 4 года назад +1764

    One of my favorite lines that David says frequently is “ I don’t know what that means.”

    • @RspbyLmn
      @RspbyLmn 4 года назад +23

      Mine too. I caught myself saying that for a while. Lol

    • @106andie
      @106andie 4 года назад +9

      Yes! I thought that was gonna be there!

    • @lisawilliams2567
      @lisawilliams2567 4 года назад +7

      Me too.

    • @vanessaraerae
      @vanessaraerae 4 года назад +7

      Me toooooo or when he acts surprised about sonething hahhaah.

    • @braetoia6673
      @braetoia6673 4 года назад +6

      I wish someone would make a video or gif about that one

  • @omg_ew_erica
    @omg_ew_erica 4 года назад +1297

    If you want to know the best David quotes of the show... turn on S1E1 and continue through S6E14.

  • @zsuzsannaklein4905
    @zsuzsannaklein4905 4 года назад +1144

    When John finds a positive pregnancy test and thinks it’s Alexis’ , he says to David: you should have taken better care of your sister. David answers: I am sorry I am not a condom.
    Laughed for hours.

    • @milieg3309
      @milieg3309 4 года назад +17

      This honestly was one of the best! XD

    • @sunshinelemons
      @sunshinelemons 4 года назад +15

      YES! I cried and cried. 😂 😂

    • @janellehall2501
      @janellehall2501 4 года назад +10

      That one KILLED me 😂😂

    • @vogues8055
      @vogues8055 4 года назад +32

      "Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?" Lmao hes like on the opposite side of the room 🤣

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 4 года назад +3

      That one was pretty great

  • @nehapai4465
    @nehapai4465 4 года назад +1103

    When Roland leaves his infant child in the store with David... And when the baby starts crying and he turns to it and says" No, I will not accept that" to a baby

    • @twinklelight1362
      @twinklelight1362 4 года назад +11

      Hahahaha! Hilarious!

    • @Qu33nMary444
      @Qu33nMary444 4 года назад +10

      YES! I laugh so hard at that line every time I watch it or even think of it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gettingoffthestrugglebus
    @Gettingoffthestrugglebus 4 года назад +300

    It’s not so much a quote that I love of David’s but the passive-aggressive, sarcastic delivery of, “Congratulations on your on going love for one another, you did it”...I love it

    • @a_noelles
      @a_noelles 4 года назад +10

      Or when he says "& I said Take Care" when Moira accused them of not being encouraging enough to Johnny 😂.

    • @frankiescott9007
      @frankiescott9007 3 года назад +2

      Love that and his look as he said it!!!

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Год назад +1

      I forgot about that one 🤣!

  • @taylormilano5613
    @taylormilano5613 4 года назад +325

    "my best to Bob Cratchit" sends me every time

    • @angelc2343
      @angelc2343 4 года назад +9

      I know it's classic..😅😆

    • @anitatramble5658
      @anitatramble5658 3 года назад +4

      I love this line; it is a personal favorite.

  • @shelffish5169
    @shelffish5169 4 года назад +496

    “Ok, there are certain lies I tell myself and if you are any kind of friend you will let me cling to those lies. “
    ~David Rose

    • @Remy_theRat_
      @Remy_theRat_ 3 года назад +6

      “Is it an either or thing? Can I let you cling to the lies and not drive you?”
      ~Stevie Budd

  • @jenniferlewis6668
    @jenniferlewis6668 4 года назад +204

    When he shot the Turkey and said “I feel like one of the Manson girls” or when he had the rash on his face and said “I look like the phantom of the opera”. So dry. So quick you could miss it. Love him!

    • @trendywipp3715
      @trendywipp3715 3 года назад +5

      The Manson girl's comment is also my favorite quote.

    • @kimberlee440
      @kimberlee440 3 года назад +1

      YOU STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE! Hahaha. That cracks me up every time.

  • @LuluMedly
    @LuluMedly 4 года назад +894

    As a Pansexual, trying to explain it to my family didn't go well. But because of David, one of like the only Pansexual reps in media, I was able to explain it through the wine analogy and they got it. I love Daniel Levy for creating such a wonderful show and characters

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 4 года назад +10

      Nobody in my family drinks. Sigh.

    • @danielabowes3465
      @danielabowes3465 4 года назад +5

      How is it confusing? What's not to get?

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 4 года назад +12

      Gay myself but I am so happy you got to have that experience!!!

    • @brunopaolucci6594
      @brunopaolucci6594 4 года назад +4

      Is pansexual a real word?

    • @LuluMedly
      @LuluMedly 4 года назад +12

      @@brunopaolucci6594 yes.

  • @rachelgonzalez3268
    @rachelgonzalez3268 4 года назад +615

    I dont feel like being a victim of a hate crime tonight.

    • @sinontherocks
      @sinontherocks 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @angelc2343
      @angelc2343 4 года назад +2

      🤣😅

    • @rescued1103
      @rescued1103 4 года назад +3

      Loved this one, my son has said the same thing and has never seen the show.

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 4 года назад +6

      i actually say that on a regular basis now because of him lol

    • @moniquebrown18
      @moniquebrown18 3 года назад +1

      I literally peed a little when he said that!

  • @slstuart519
    @slstuart519 4 года назад +697

    “I have asked you THRICE now...”

    • @emeraldeyes8688
      @emeraldeyes8688 4 года назад +13

      Ha!! Love that scene! I throw in “thrice” often in conversation because of that scene.

    • @ilovetodance1lovetod
      @ilovetodance1lovetod 4 года назад +8

      Not sure if he meant it, but that’s a Golden Girls reference.

    • @cameronfoster5838
      @cameronfoster5838 3 года назад +6

      @@ilovetodance1lovetod thrice is a real word used if you wanna feel fancy. It is also used in Harry Potter.

    • @353mdsameerrais2
      @353mdsameerrais2 3 года назад +1

      I forgot which episode was that

    • @slstuart519
      @slstuart519 3 года назад +2

      @@353mdsameerrais2 The very first one

  • @deemkn
    @deemkn 3 года назад +449

    The best is, “I will not go to the botanical gardens by myself like a pervert.”

    • @carlocontapay7780
      @carlocontapay7780 3 года назад +13

      As a gay man who knows a lot of gay seniors......this is hilarirous.

    • @Chimera_Photography
      @Chimera_Photography 3 года назад

      @@carlocontapay7780 I’m sorry, did, you just openly call gays, perverts? Like some kind of joke? Did we not have enough fun with the world calling us that for the last 100+ years? They dial it back, so now we call ourselves perverts? Fuck off.

    • @FrightChan
      @FrightChan 3 года назад +8

      @@Chimera_Photography Was that a joke or where you actually mad at a gay person making a joke

    • @lillycondra18
      @lillycondra18 3 года назад +3

      This is an A B D U C T I O N

    • @mauimarianne
      @mauimarianne 3 года назад +1

      @@Chimera_Photography Doth thee protest too much???? 😄😄😄

  • @taylorenicholl303
    @taylorenicholl303 4 года назад +469

    In one of the last episodes, the Roses order a pizza. David comes in and says "One pizza? What is this? Les Mis?"

  • @angelac2684
    @angelac2684 4 года назад +44

    I just finished my binge watch of Schitt's Creek today. When I first heard people talking about it, I thought what is the big deal? But from episode one I was hooked. I am so thankful that Daniel and Eugene Levy used their brilliant minds to create this world for us. I have honestly never cried (happy and sad) tears so much through a series finally. But I felt like I was saying goodbye to my family. In a real world that is so full of troubling times, I'm thankful for this world and this family to get me through. Looks like I will be rewatching time and time again. As for my favorite David quote.....I just love the whole package....how can you pick just one? Daniel Levy and the Schitt's Creek crew....You're simply the best!

  • @l.r.mckenzie4832
    @l.r.mckenzie4832 4 года назад +245

    David: Best wishes to you.
    Stevie: Warmest regards.

    • @daisycate
      @daisycate 3 года назад +1

      Yeeeeeeeesssssss!

    • @RandomFandomDragon
      @RandomFandomDragon 3 года назад +4

      This. Now whenever someone is irritating me, I just say "warmest regards", whether they get it or not.

    • @jingles20000
      @jingles20000 Год назад

      THIS. 😂

  • @traciechakraborty3829
    @traciechakraborty3829 2 года назад +22

    "it's a general store, but also a very specific store." always cracks me up.

  • @deandambrosia1201
    @deandambrosia1201 4 года назад +296

    A real classic one is when David and Stevie are sitting outside the house that Patrick was hoping to buy. In an effort to comfort David, Stevie wraps her arm around David as he weeps. It’s such a touching moment that really grabs you, and then while still crying, David asks Stevie if she used deodorant. OMG, true talent to take the viewer from crying to rolling on the floor laughing in a matter of seconds.

    • @deniseleoramadre7898
      @deniseleoramadre7898 4 года назад +19

      I cried so hard... then laughed... then cried again. Dan Levy is BEYOND brilliant.

    • @skylord58
      @skylord58 4 года назад +6

      Nailed it. Acted and delivered to perfection. Thank you for remembering this one, it was my favorite scene.

    • @tupecktherappingparrot4345
      @tupecktherappingparrot4345 4 года назад

      He’s a brilliant writer.

    • @klstadt
      @klstadt 4 года назад +5

      Lol that was so messed up of David. Who is the most endearing character ever, on the best show I've ever seen.

  • @angelc2343
    @angelc2343 4 года назад +220

    My favorite is when David walks in on his parents being intimate..Moria says shame on you ..David replied Same on you for attempting that position at 8am ..

    • @jenniferzackschewski2189
      @jenniferzackschewski2189 3 года назад +8

      Hearing that line on a Watch Mojo video is what got me to start watching this show. I laughed so hard when I heard it.

  • @km610724
    @km610724 4 года назад +1312

    How was FOLD IN THE CHEESE left out of this list?!?!?!?

    • @NoHuddleHawkeyes
      @NoHuddleHawkeyes 4 года назад +58

      Couldn’t stop laughing when he said “broken cheese”. I now write it that way on my grocery list.

    • @jennifertrotter1088
      @jennifertrotter1088 4 года назад +13

      Kathleen, I can’t tell you everything.

    • @PhillysOkayestDad
      @PhillysOkayestDad 4 года назад +8

      I don’t know; you just... fold it in!!

    • @victorianowlin9359
      @victorianowlin9359 4 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @grirl007
      @grirl007 4 года назад +10

      @@jennifertrotter1088 Can you tell me ONE thing?

  • @anyal1987
    @anyal1987 4 года назад +138

    THE DOG TREAT!
    "Looks like a real treat. WHATAMIGONNADONOW" *mouth full

    • @kimberlee440
      @kimberlee440 4 года назад +3

      HYSTERICAL!

    • @alittleclareity
      @alittleclareity 3 года назад +1

      I genuinely had tears in my eyes from that one. He's so accusing!

    • @rop888
      @rop888 3 года назад +1

      Then he went and kissed Patrick with his doggie treat breath

  • @Twillhead
    @Twillhead 4 года назад +224

    These are great, but I need to add one of my favorite David lines:
    Patrick: "You would make such a great Dad."
    David: "Have we met?!"
    Simply the best...

    • @laurenbauer670
      @laurenbauer670 4 года назад +3

      Hey I see what you did there...

    • @masmith8308
      @masmith8308 3 года назад +1

      Better than all the rest! ☺️😆

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik 3 года назад

      My favorite also, and David used that line more than once, although I cannot remember the other situation.

    • @mamajana12
      @mamajana12 2 года назад +1

      @@larsedik when he was talking to Ted

    • @Brecken22
      @Brecken22 Год назад

      Better than all the rest.

  • @melissanurczynski5920
    @melissanurczynski5920 4 года назад +379

    "Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending."

  • @chevychase
    @chevychase 4 года назад +287

    I'm pretty sure that 40 years from now I will still be obsessively rewatching all six seasons of Schitt's Creek!

    • @marinacoomes120
      @marinacoomes120 4 года назад +2

      Um, yes. I keep thinking I'll get bored, but I don't know if that's possible. I love everything about this show!!

    • @suemcgorlick1950
      @suemcgorlick1950 4 года назад +17

      I have watched all 6 seasons 6 times......and I still cry. I’m in my 70s. Is there a cure?

    • @Star_drifter
      @Star_drifter 4 года назад +2

      I just watched it for the first time like a month and a half ago, and have already watched it through twice... and then watched my fave moments again :P

    • @aprilwilson102
      @aprilwilson102 4 года назад +1

      Omg yes I know I will

    • @barbaradolan4053
      @barbaradolan4053 4 года назад +2

      I haven’t stopped watching since I started Christmas Eve 2019.

  • @zenandengcawini2591
    @zenandengcawini2591 4 года назад +110

    "if you say fold it in one more time"
    That will for ever be iconic

  • @yvonneh9487
    @yvonneh9487 4 года назад +89

    When they needed a player for softball. "We just need a body." David: "Then go to the morgue."

  • @TheLauren800
    @TheLauren800 4 года назад +477

    "I didn't carry you up a mountain not to eat chesses"

  • @eimhearodalaigh3677
    @eimhearodalaigh3677 4 года назад +235

    I’ve never liked a show as much as Schitt’s Creek.
    I’ve never felt as safe as when I’m in its world.
    I’ve never known love as free to grow as when I’m watching it.
    It’s not been an easy few months for any of us, but knowing that it will always be there for us makes everything ok.
    Thanks to Dan, Eugene and all the cast, crew and writers for creating this perfect gem of a show that has shown us how beautiful the world could be. We will forever be indebted to them for the joy they have given us in 22 minute segments and I wish them nothing but the best of luck with all future endeavours.
    The decision to make Schitt’s Creek a homophobia and bigotry free zone was a huge paradigm shift. It modelled how beautiful it would be to live in a place where David’s Pansexuality, Patrick being Gay, Ronnie being a Lesbian and Jake being Bi/Poly/Hedonistic are what they are and didn’t need an anxiety ridden episode where it was discussed and then accepted.
    Dan will never truly understand what he has given us or how much this beautiful creation has meant to us.
    I have never laughed or loved harder than when I have been watching Schitt’s Creek, the characters are hilarious but heartfelt, they learn and grow throughout the 6 seasons and we grew and learned to be a family as well as love with them.

    • @monkeybeak2056
      @monkeybeak2056 4 года назад +14

      I have never happy cried more. This series is perfection. I really hope families watch this together and learn about acceptance and love.

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 4 года назад +5

      Try Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ! It's pretty wonderful too!! I love it so!

    • @suemcgorlick1950
      @suemcgorlick1950 4 года назад +10

      I wish I had said all that

    • @dlwhitty62
      @dlwhitty62 4 года назад +9

      I was/am obsessed with David and Patrick! Never before have I invested so much emotion and happy tears into a couple’s fictional love story - just stellar writing and performances.

    • @monkeybeak2056
      @monkeybeak2056 4 года назад +7

      @@dlwhitty62 I cried every time I watched them singing to each other so beautiful. The way Patrick helps David manage his anxiety/quirks with humor was amazing.

  • @sooziecue3349
    @sooziecue3349 2 года назад +27

    I love David and Alexis fighting over the beds with Johnny and Moira in the next room listening quietly:
    "YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!"
    "NO! YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!"
    "YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!"
    "NO! YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!"

  • @jmcee6122
    @jmcee6122 4 года назад +60

    EVERYTHING he says makes me laugh. In fact, he could read the phone book in that character and I would laugh. It's the face, the eyes, the body movements.... everything is funny. I can't get enough of this adorable guy!!

  • @mdawg7049
    @mdawg7049 4 года назад +183

    My favorite was when David and Stevie were at the spa and he told Stevie that he thinks she’s his best friend. She responds with “you think?” And he says “ I’m not sure because I never had one!” And the happy ending when Stevie asked him if he tried to stop it and he said”ok Marcia Clark, court is adjourned “

    • @RspbyLmn
      @RspbyLmn 4 года назад +11

      The Marcia Clark comment made we wail with laughter.

  • @reginaphalange8879
    @reginaphalange8879 4 года назад +460

    Okay,
    I have never heard someone say so.many.wrong.things,
    ONE AFTER THE OTHER,
    consecutively,
    *in a row*

    • @marinacoomes120
      @marinacoomes120 4 года назад +5

      Yes!!

    • @jvr6967
      @jvr6967 4 года назад +6

      ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES TO QUOTE!!

    • @valv4008
      @valv4008 3 года назад +3

      In a row

    • @BearHawks
      @BearHawks 3 года назад +6

      I've NEVER heard anyone use sooo many words that have the EXACT meaning!!🤣🤣

    • @JENNIFERBEAUMONTWHYTE
      @JENNIFERBEAUMONTWHYTE 3 года назад +2

      my fave - its the pace at which he drops it :)

  • @vinfalcone1215
    @vinfalcone1215 3 года назад +181

    When his parents pull up having just bought a very used Old Lincoln..." were all the other cars on fire?"

    • @BearHawks
      @BearHawks 3 года назад +5

      No, no, no! It's David's reaction when he 1st hears then sees his mom!!🤣🤣

  • @Krissy19986
    @Krissy19986 4 года назад +29

    David is the hero we didn't know we needed! Love him!

  • @RonHeartsMe
    @RonHeartsMe 4 года назад +136

    “That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard” and “Where do I put this fucking thing” both always make me laugh. Schitt’s Creek really knew how to drop the f-bombs at perfect comedic moments.

    • @alittleclareity
      @alittleclareity 3 года назад +2

      IT'S A SPRINKLE

    • @mattieleffew5467
      @mattieleffew5467 3 года назад +3

      Yes! And "Umm, Alexis, do you mind telling your phone to fuck off?"

  • @movieaddictsanonymous5955
    @movieaddictsanonymous5955 4 года назад +136

    My favorite and most relatable to me “I’m sorry that I know when things are correct”

  • @amandakimmal8250
    @amandakimmal8250 4 года назад +185

    Patrick: we just need a body
    David: then go to the morgue

  • @jakebutler291
    @jakebutler291 4 года назад +84

    “Is there anything I can do?”
    “Well you can babysit my stepdaughter”
    “Yeah so if there’s anything I can do”

    • @mamajana12
      @mamajana12 2 года назад +1

      “You’re a woman now!”

  • @RspbyLmn
    @RspbyLmn 4 года назад +104

    I loved when Alexis replied with "lick rust".

    • @4skyebird
      @4skyebird 3 года назад +2

      Yes!!!!! She said it so offhand.

    • @Comptonisa
      @Comptonisa 3 года назад

      lol

    • @julzstar928
      @julzstar928 3 года назад

      Hands down my favorite. It's part of my communication device now.

    • @valv4008
      @valv4008 3 года назад +2

      Or: “Eat Glass”!

  • @L5593
    @L5593 4 года назад +62

    “This glove is brown, my shoes are black.”

  • @rooster.friendsforever1921
    @rooster.friendsforever1921 4 года назад +53

    2 faves.
    “Your body your problem.”-Pregnancy Test
    “Are these 24 karat?”-The hike

  • @Knolly1416
    @Knolly1416 4 года назад +80

    One of my favorites: “First let it be known that supporting JULIA STILES is never overboard!” 😂 I relate to that so hard!

  • @robinraymond2484
    @robinraymond2484 3 года назад +5

    The love and respect between mr and mrs rose are incredible !!

  • @PMow-gm4hz
    @PMow-gm4hz 4 года назад +61

    This my favorite show! The characters are hilarious and the writing is amazing. Not to mention the amazing acting and unique premise.

  • @flaminpanda1108
    @flaminpanda1108 4 года назад +58

    Schitt's Creek is actually my favorite show of all time and I was upset when it ended, but I love the videos that this channel has been making about it. Thanks Mrs Mojo.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 4 года назад

      I can never betray Buffy but Schitt's Creek is definitely second for me

  • @CarlyEAdams
    @CarlyEAdams 4 года назад +23

    I could watch this show over and over again, and never get bored. I’ve watched the entire series at least 6 times. And it’ll always be AMAZING! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @noobmaster-nq6fk
    @noobmaster-nq6fk 4 года назад +255

    Top 10 Favorite Alexis quotes:
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David
    Ew David

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 4 года назад +18

      Ew David ew is also up there

    • @jendaza
      @jendaza 4 года назад +6

      BURN David!

    • @peacelovingredheadbekind7149
      @peacelovingredheadbekind7149 4 года назад +4

      Although I too love Ew David, FYI, she actually only said it 3 times throughout the show. It sure seemed like more! LOL! 😂

    • @valeriee9481
      @valeriee9481 4 года назад +4

      Lick rust!!

    • @mvikas1995
      @mvikas1995 4 года назад +7

      You mean "Ew day-ved"

  • @marandax
    @marandax 4 года назад +80

    Just to add in a Patrick quote, “unlike the birthday clown, I’ll be back.”

  • @AzurillStreep
    @AzurillStreep 4 года назад +50

    "You look like a stick of gum" is so subtle, but so so good

  • @frosty0867
    @frosty0867 4 года назад +196

    “I’m sorry I’m not a condom.”

    • @trancedoutkid
      @trancedoutkid 4 года назад +6

      OMG i forgot about this line and just choked on my soda

    • @Mangoo-o
      @Mangoo-o 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katiecan7404
    @katiecan7404 4 года назад +45

    “ I don’t know what that means” (and the adorable way he says it) has become one of my all-time favourite pop culture quotes... Not just a quote, but an attitude -- I'm not going to pretend to understand your (pretentious) comment. Always be real, David!

  • @mommykathy32
    @mommykathy32 3 года назад +13

    With Dan Levy...sometimes it'not what he says, it's how he delivers the line and his facial expressions. I just love his facial expressions! I freaking love this show and David was my favorite character!

  • @lillycondra18
    @lillycondra18 3 года назад +10

    My FAVORITE David moment is when he tells his family, "I don't think I'm finished here." Because he and Patrick get that sweet little cottage that reminds him of a Kate Winslet film. And the way Patrick proposed was just. The rings. Ugh. I've seen the series no joke 20 times and I always choke up at 'those' moments because they are so real and raw and human.

  • @kristinmoran7075
    @kristinmoran7075 4 года назад +62

    Episode where he shoots a turkey and Moira gets her hair done "Jocelyn Style"... He wants to know what happened to Moira and she explains about the hair and asks, "What's your excuse?" as he's sitting on the bed wearing head to toe camo and leaves. His reply: "Oh, I shot a bird in the neck today. It was an indelible image I had scarred in my mind until I saw what was happening up there with you... thank you." It's not even just the quote but all his facial expressions and gestures during the scene that make me die laughing every time.

    • @MrJeffcondit
      @MrJeffcondit 4 года назад +2

      Dan Levy trying not to laugh in that scene is hilarious. I think he was genuinely trying to hold it together.

  • @laurynvelez5896
    @laurynvelez5896 4 года назад +144

    IM REORGANIZING MY KNITS!!!!

    • @tsubialdea
      @tsubialdea 3 года назад

      yesss! I love this one! Do you remember what episode that was? I'm trying to show my husband, but I can't find it! 🙄🙄🙄

    • @whodatwitch
      @whodatwitch 3 года назад

      @@tsubialdea Season 3, Episode 6 - "Murder Mystery"

  • @MIHYLLC
    @MIHYLLC 4 года назад +32

    Just caught on to it about a week ago. Binge watching it to season 5 so far. Was the Office favorite, now Schitt$ Creek. Alexis telling David as he eats her yogurt, "David!, I was saving that for after my run". David, "Well, I guess I was saving it for DURING your run". Lovin the Snark.

    • @StephanieMarie
      @StephanieMarie 4 года назад +4

      One of my fave scenes of the show. The deliveries are fantastic!

  • @shawnamarie2382
    @shawnamarie2382 3 года назад +24

    "It wasn't a WHOLE year and I will NOT feel shame about the mall pretzels!" It's my favorite

  • @maxwellparkinson3877
    @maxwellparkinson3877 3 года назад +26

    when the store gets robbed and david says “small problem um our money isn’t for sale”

  • @paddingtonelmarmalade1786
    @paddingtonelmarmalade1786 4 года назад +191

    Offended that the tamagotchi argument isn't on the list

  • @roboatway9182
    @roboatway9182 4 года назад +39

    “My best to Bob Cratchit” and “They were Mennonites” (when Alexis refers to the women as farm witches) are my favourite David quotes...

    • @laurennelson5498
      @laurennelson5498 3 года назад +1

      Yes! “My best to Bob Cratchit” making fun of his Dads nightgown got me 🤣🤣

  • @dplw11
    @dplw11 4 года назад +25

    I'm glad #1 was David's wine monologue. I couldn't agree with MojoRebecca more! Dan Levy's writing on this show is PERFECT! The show was heavily underrated, but I'm glad it FINALLY got the recognition it deserves in the last 2 seasons. Congrats to the cast and team on FINALLY winning multiple Emmys! Well deserved!!! 👏🏽

  • @sspaz1000
    @sspaz1000 4 года назад +49

    Anything David says is gold. But Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending is up there.

  • @rachelreichert1966
    @rachelreichert1966 4 года назад +18

    "Yea that's gonna be a hard pass!" Lol 🤣

  • @Erika-ox3tq
    @Erika-ox3tq 4 года назад +199

    u forgot about the folding cheese scene between David and Moria

    • @letticiadelgado9865
      @letticiadelgado9865 4 года назад +3

      Yes OMG

    • @erincarrier-davis8845
      @erincarrier-davis8845 4 года назад +4

      Yess!! Too, too funny, but I loved EVERYTHING about David: his quotes his mannerisms and PLEASE don't forget his facial expressions!

    • @valv4008
      @valv4008 3 года назад +2

      You mean the “Broken 🧀 ”.

  • @bmcd4
    @bmcd4 4 года назад +27

    "Were all the other cars on fire?" 😂😂😂

  • @antonysimpson3201
    @antonysimpson3201 3 года назад +27

    I love the one on the opening night of Rose Apothecary where an old woman in the line accuses him of cutting and says who the fuck are you and he “My God” in such a David way 😂😂

    • @RameyRocks
      @RameyRocks 3 года назад +4

      I know I cracked up and I had to rewind it and watch that part again! His facial expressions always got me!

  • @jrebecca0195
    @jrebecca0195 4 года назад +35

    I love David Rose! I think I laughed out loud at his lines the most! 🤣

  • @k.popper2620
    @k.popper2620 4 года назад +53

    "you strike me as someone who had a hard time in High School." "Thank you" replies David! LOVE IT!!!!

  • @amarcus2455
    @amarcus2455 4 года назад +36

    “I once dated someone who broke up with me for a stuffed animal.” Awesome.

    • @mamajana12
      @mamajana12 2 года назад +1

      “the last time I heard that I was dating a birthday clown who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again”

  • @michaelthweatt5476
    @michaelthweatt5476 2 года назад +3

    My favorite is when Patrick tells him about the baby “sprinkle” and he responds with “that is the stupidest f*cking thing I’ve ever heard.” Gets me every. Single. Time.

  • @hamiltonbrown9424
    @hamiltonbrown9424 4 года назад +131

    Can Schitt’s Creek Week be every week on Ms Mojo? Pleaseee 😂

  • @jessica-lee9618
    @jessica-lee9618 3 года назад +24

    When David tries to announce his engagement to Patrick but keeps getting interrupted and Alexis says “oh my God David just spit it out” and he goes “oh my God fine!”
    It’s not so much the line as how it’s delivered 😆

  • @revmd621
    @revmd621 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love every quote, it’s the facial expressions and hand movements for me that takes me out! Cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlenenovak931
    @charlenenovak931 4 года назад +9

    "my best to Bob Cratchet".....I am still chuckling. I LOVE the character of Daniel. I may rewatch this whole series at some point again, and I have yet to watch something twice.

  • @laureensandoval5010
    @laureensandoval5010 3 года назад +7

    David saying it's his turn to pull "a selfish", resulting in an argument with Alexis as to whose turn it is to pull a selfish. LOL!

  • @watchtyme
    @watchtyme 4 года назад +37

    "UMMMMM, I don't know what that means soooooooo, I'm, just like, gonna....go....somewhere."

  • @nicoleoreilly600
    @nicoleoreilly600 3 года назад +6

    My favorite is the morning after the proposal when Patrick brings David champagne in bed. David “Ooo, is this what marriage is?”
    Patrick “No…”
    David “You could have lied.”

  • @Asapcornchip
    @Asapcornchip 4 года назад +39

    How is "Oh my god!" not on this list?

  • @ratittle3550
    @ratittle3550 3 года назад +5

    One of my favorite quotes is when David is referring to Patrick. “He’s a business major who where’s straight-legged mid range denim, he’s not into me” I quote that every time I rewatch the episode

  • @sharimason3557
    @sharimason3557 4 года назад +12

    I love when David says " never say num num again."

  • @jasminejanisch4566
    @jasminejanisch4566 4 года назад +8

    One of my favorite quotes is him just yelling “I know what is correct and THAT is INCORRECT” 😂😂

  • @urciell
    @urciell 4 года назад +13

    Anytime David said, “OH MY GOD” or, “Thrice” ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @CamilaSaurus
    @CamilaSaurus 4 года назад +18

    I loved “I ran out of eye cream” 😄

  • @giannamesler2197
    @giannamesler2197 4 года назад +6

    David and Stevie are trying to sort David's designer clothes into categories and one of them is "nationality". Watching the series for the 3rd time. What a gift

  • @usdfgh
    @usdfgh 4 года назад +40

    “Can you drive better please?” Or “Your body, your problem.”

  • @surbhigupta6389
    @surbhigupta6389 3 года назад +14

    When David said this to his dad at the Rose Apothecary: what! I just went all Gordon Ramsey over my best supplier! I basically told her that her product was a jar of Ebola! .....and in the end When Johnny enquires whether its a good time to discuss about extending the contract or something and David responds with: We will be cancelling your account.😂😂

  • @GurpreetSingh-my1lf
    @GurpreetSingh-my1lf 3 года назад +8

    I really feel the wine analogy is just the best way to define sexuality I have ever heard

  • @katiesaine5054
    @katiesaine5054 3 года назад +4

    Love when David says "It's fleeing!!" Lol

  • @timothylorinwinning2758
    @timothylorinwinning2758 4 года назад +12

    I’ve been so happy with Schitt’s Creek week. Think I’m gonna rewatch the series now

    • @MsMojo
      @MsMojo  4 года назад +1

      We're so happy to hear that! And definitely do it ;)

  • @AnneCompanion
    @AnneCompanion 4 года назад +55

    “Hey Alexis, find a stick...”

    • @aimanhalim3740
      @aimanhalim3740 4 года назад +2

      One of my fav scenes 😂

    • @kathyannhicks8982
      @kathyannhicks8982 4 года назад +1

      Anne I missed this. What season and episode? I’ve been watching all seasons over and over. Can’t help it 🙂

    • @AnneCompanion
      @AnneCompanion 4 года назад +2

      @@kathyannhicks8982 I had to do a search! It's Season 5, Episode 6, "Rock On." The one with KEN. The scene with this line was on RUclips but it's been taken down now, boo. It cracks me up every time!

  • @thomasbeebe7293
    @thomasbeebe7293 3 года назад +5

    "I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself?! What am I suppose to do? Enjoy the cherry blossoms by myself like some sort of pervert?!"

  • @Bropro-zr9uh
    @Bropro-zr9uh 3 года назад +10

    One of my favorites are Stevie: I’ll give u 20 bucks if u go in the back with Patrick. David: I’ll give you 50 cents to leave my store and never come back lol 😂

  • @traciebretz5666
    @traciebretz5666 4 года назад +50

    “I’m going to change into my funeral blacks and meet you back here.”

  • @karincampbell9289
    @karincampbell9289 3 года назад +2

    It's his facial and hand gestures that make his lines so great

  • @str82thepoint100
    @str82thepoint100 3 года назад +2

    Everyone should have a David in their life.

  • @regina_filange2.0
    @regina_filange2.0 4 года назад +5

    What makes David so relatable to is that he says things I have exactly thought in my head, but never dared to say out loud lol

  • @Mia-rj8iy
    @Mia-rj8iy 4 года назад +10

    "UHH eat glass" is one of my favorites

  • @TheWowseb
    @TheWowseb 3 года назад +15

    David leaving a voicemail to Patrick :"Hi David, it's Patrick" *FUCK*

  • @milieg3309
    @milieg3309 4 года назад +14

    "Are these 24 carat? " should have made it to honourable mentions for sure

  • @nimishasharma308
    @nimishasharma308 4 года назад +3

    David Rose is a rock star! Thank you @msmojo helping us enjoy him as a character and Dan, as the amazing writer.