The Pizza-Making Contraption | Joseph's Machines
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2021
- This machine uses a toy train to make a pizza automatically. No need to lift a finger!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special thanks to Adam Zmith 
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Never thought I'd ever watch a man being slapped in the face repeatedly with a slice of pizza, yet here we are.
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I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂
Why did you have to spoil it?!
I agree but it is halieous
On one hand, he put black olives on his pizza, which shows he's a man of taste. On the other, he put barely any cheese on it, which is a crime against pizza.
Made for everyone and anyone, poetic
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olive haters must rise up.
On the third hand, he only put cheese underneath the other toppings, not on top, which just ain't right.
He forgot to put pineapple on it
Nasa, this man is a genius. Get him a job.
it's quite possibly that he destroed whole universe before his rocket reach mars with style :D
He’s good at contraptions
How did the comb was moved out ?
How did the cheese got put on ?
Other than these 2 parts I missed , pure genius !!!
Google ,better find it out
Nah, he's way too valuable for the happiness and enjoyment of this society to waste his talent at nasa.
Be careful with your with that pizza feeder thingy next time. Btw, this is suprisingly a good machine that you've made. Needs some more cheese tho.
I can’t tell if this is a positive or negative comment
@@nicholas_plaksin same, it seems kinda negative, then positive, then negative again...
@@kellantheincredible13 the word “surprisingly” also makes it seem like they have a negative perception of Jacob’s previous work. But the first part sort of seems like a joke.
Needs a lot more cheese
@@nicholas_plaksin still needs more cheese
that is an insulting amount of cheese, honestly. but good job
@@noveelazia5133 that’s the problem
@@Nathaniel_B400 yes i forgot to say ikr
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Y'all got pizza on coruscant?
Had to watch it three times to understand and admire all the creative little ideas you had. Beautifully done as alyways!
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As always, beautiful inventions
You’re like Mr. Bean, I remembered where Mr. Bean makes his own pizza business and makes a machine making lots of pizza🍕 🍕🍕🍕
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Loved that episode
same
I remember in 2020
Man i loved that episode
Dominos be like: Hire this man!
@Ruangthum Aiemjirakul A pizza restaurant
Great comment 👍
Especially since he use dominos in his machines
Dominos actually be like: IS THERE EVEN CHEESE IN THAT
This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them
Rube Goldberg would be proud.
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"Cheese, Grommit." You're a real life Wallace. This just earned a sub.
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This is one of your cleverest machines yet! The technique you used to apply the tomato sauce was genius!
Hes still alive
Luckily
Yea
The Sauce and Cheese distribution methods were pretty much PERFECT. Incredible machine!
While cheese distribution was spot on I take umbrage with the low overall quantity.
@@KageNoTora74 😅😅
That was a pretty weak amount of cheese.
Not even enough to create a full layer of cheese and half of it was wasted.
Domino actually has one of these too it’s just broken most of the time
so true
Mcdonalds has a machine that makes milkshakes, if you could believe it, but its also broken all the time
@@jeremywoods770 Mcdonalds also have a machine that makes pizzas but it's always broken.
As a pizza chef I rate this highly
Wow! I believe
@@theguffarmy1586 🥰🥰
Doubtful
That’s as an INSANE machine! It was so creative! Great job! Happy you are back!
@NUR INSYIRAH BINTI AHMAD KHAIRUL NIZAM Moe 😌🥰
This made me remember those 80s/90s scenes in kids movies like Back to the future or Casper in which they displayed such creativity showing machines of this sort. Which is awesome.
this man’s pizza maker does better spirograph than six year old me was ever able to do…
the most awesome flex i’ve heard.
Yep..wondered if anyone else would relate to the Spirograph Saucer:) I had one but it's long gone now..
What a creativity!!!!
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It is unsurprising that Justin McElroy is a supporter 😁
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When you make pizza like this.
The waiter: Sir, only 1 day left
Frankly, it does a better job of evenly distributing toppings than my local Pizza Hut.
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1:33 Karens be like: you missed an olive on my pizza, despite paying all 5 dollars. I'd like to talk to the manager.
"ma'am, hes the one in the chuck e cheese outfit"
He's finally back again
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Esses são os gênios da engenharia que estão por aí espalhados fazendo linhas de produção automatizadas. Parabéns.
In the future, when robots make your pizza at Domino's and Pizza Hut. This is the kind of meager toppings we can expect. The pepperoni was better than expected.
You're the best! Thank you for three and a half minutes of pure fun.
ah. so you didn’t just disappear from the face of the earth never to come back. nice to know!
glad to see that you finally remembered your youtube password! and, as always, cool machines!
I think a month or two between uploads is a pretty normal schedule for this guy
@@LtCdrXander yeah because hes inventing machines and it will take long or it is not correct.
This is a masterpiece❤❤
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i love how much work and effort u put into making these contraptions
This guy is a genius and he has a sense of humor. What a perfect channel and hard work absolutely love it!
are you sure this isn't how all pizzas are made?
No..
As someone who has worked at many pizza places, this machine is far too slow to keep up with actual orders.
@@PatLund 🤡
No, my pizzas have cheese
I can't imagine pizza without a boatload of cheese
I'm extremely impressed by the techniques used to evenly distribute toppings across the full pizza radius.
2:21 was the funniest part in the video
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0:22, my man's making Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan
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That pizza still looks better than anything I've ever gotten at Domino's.
What a beautiful machine!
Even the clips on the pizza feeder are in the perfect colors!
This machine is literally the SLAPS!
This has to be one of your best inventions!! I doesn’t take as much space as others, and it’s practical!!😊❤
“ Reminds me of the mechanics of watching an old jukebox in operation selecting and then playing 45 records through the window glass.”
The cheese went all over the table, just like my daughter does it!
Awesome how this is made from so many repurposed machines
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This man a real genius
Thanks for posting! Love your contraptions as always!
Love from India
-Joseph
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When a train and a comb make a better pizza than you’ve ever made in your life
I love all of your Machines! I love this one.
Perfectly illustrates current software development methodologies!
Omg your still alive I been a fan for 4 years (I just don't comment lol)
It's just.... the comb... and the cheese... other than that this is truly amazing 👏🏾 I wish I had the will power and intellect
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We all do bruv, we all do
Sorry i didn't see this 3 months ago😟 ive seen it once but i didn't pay any attention to it. then i saw that it was a machine video, i love machines and so i watched it. its veryy good! and glad to know that your not one of those people who think they know how to do machines and don't! GREAT JOB👍
Wow!!!!
That was an Amazing Machine!!!!
I loved it!!!
Well Done👍👌
This is so good!
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Gotta get a pizza that!
Ok
One of the best machines and also music he ever make I wanna see the whole band playing the music I loved it ❤️❤️💞💕
Possibly you remember a Game named "professor Tim and his incredible machines"
I think Joseph get inspired about this Game...
Nevermind, Joseph is a GENIUS!!
It’s okay if it’s not perfect but he still try’s his best
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*[P I Z Z A T I M E TUNE INTENSIFIES!]*
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Was not expecting this- best thing I’ve seen all year
I can confidently say this is your most beautifully well built machine
2:22 😂
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As a pizza chef, I can confirm that this is how pizza is typically made.
JOSEF’s are on another level I should know iam one with my own channel. Awesome stuff
There is more love in this pizza than in my entire life.
It is like Mr bean cartoon machine
Perfect pizza maker doesn’t ex…
I love watching this stuff for hours
Awesome! I love the creativity to make this!!! Great job!!
I don’t see how the comb retracts or how the cheese thing extends/retracts-what am I missing?
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I'm also trying to figure this out. I would love to know!
Congratulations on remembering your RUclips password again😂😂😅
Good to see you again another great idea.
It's amazing! Congratulations 👏🏽🎈
Who else came here from Good Mythical Morning
No one
Now THAT'S what I call a Pizza Machine. Because it's a machine that makes pizza, hence the name.
Awesome and what a genious they are.
Genius! Just amazing, keep it up!
This channel is my new favourite thing omg
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I’ve never been so hungry and impressed at the same time, good job brother keep it up and uhhh keep a slice for me
JOSEPH I LOVE THE BALLERINA MUSIC, IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER.
Just came across your channel..dude, this is amazing stuff!!!! You caught my attention in just a few seconds...so cool!
So glad your back! Love your machines! :)
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Holy.... I've just discovered your wonderful channel via Good Mythical Morning. I heard that Kiwi accent shining beneath the NY accent and instantly fell in love!
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You look well Joseph. Good to see you back x
Great effort and ingenuity, the last part has a semblance to Chaplin being fed with an automatic feeder machine from Modern Times.
Honestly this makes a better looking pizza than most frozen ones, and is far more entertaining to watch!
Beautifully created
Awesome, another amazing invention
This looks fantastic.
Best auto machine channel ever
This is the best one yet You're a genius 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩👏👏👏👍👏💯💪
And this is why humans are far superior at certain things than any machine could ever be.
this is amazing, very entertaining, funny
and it looks also tasty… Such similar
machines should be on the streets.
you are amazing . and lot of hard work
Good job man God bless you and your family dear always
This man creativity is next level 👌😌
One of the best video I have seen on RUclips 🔥 genius bro genius 👍
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Wow that's awesome love it love it love it my birthday is July 4th and I will be 31 years old be careful and safe out there 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 great job on it
Beautiful invention as always (from Italy ;) )
Incredible invention lad
Thats incredible man