Machine applies makeup in under 5 seconds (Final machine)
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- Опубликовано: 17 мар 2021
- This is the final morning routine machine. I made it for my friend Giselle, who is always running late for work in the morning. If you want to see how I made it, including all the hilarious fails, check out the full video here: • The Morning Routine Ma...
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Giselle Rafful
Edited by Nicolas Adrian Recalde 
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I don't know about the makeup but that wet towel thing could actually be used as a useful alarm every morning-
Haha
Ikr🤣
that's unless you glue urself in one spot so the towel lands on your face precisely?
If only it were that easy to wake me up..
@@dameyao534 you can just plastiwrap your bed and use a tarp as a blanket. Then have cold water dumped on you
I love how hard she's trying to keep that "I'm not smiling because this is ridiculous, I'm asleep" face at the beginning :D
Actually I dont think she is acting if I knew I had that contraption and I used it everdsy I would still act like that like being afraid when the sponge with the make up goes down so I dont know what you guys are talking about.
@Murphy Shadow ok thx
Hi Peepa Pig
@@elishawildish5067 wut?
They have tried this multiple times before execution she knows exactly how it works
This is another level of Mr Bean engineering...
or Tom's engineering (Tom&Jerry)
I was thinking of Bean Engineering too
😀🔪
😂😂😂
hahaha
0:14
Everyone's a gangsta until the whole bowl of water falls on you
It's probably glued in place lol
Tbh I really wanted it to fall 🥸
@@ebenezerprakruti omg me too that would be an epic fail😂😂😂
@@chetnaparashar6460 this would be my fav video for the rest of my life if that happened 😂😂
0:36 I waiting the cream to enter her nose
Imagine being slapped by a wet towel every morning.
Sounds like my childhood
@@juanmaruli4977 😂😂😂
🤣
Imagine being slapped every morning🥵🥵
@@aniketbrar4759 slapped in the face so you would wake up.
That's the perfect example of "WOKE UP LIKE THIS" 💅💅💅💅
YES OMG
🤣🤣
The first part gave me massive anxiety and asked myself "what if the bowl slipped and smacked her face?"
Hopefully they put something like double sided tape to keep it from slipping 😶
Nah, that wouldn't have been a smack, it'd have been a crash
Final destination
to be honest,this make up is much better than my imagination!look how accurate the lipstick is!!!
Well, I would not called the application "accurate" 😆 Let's just say it's not a total disaster
This actually turned out better than I was expecting
Looks better than a lot of celebrity make overs honestly.
The likes is stuck on 666 😈
@@JunnHoi not 666 loser it is 12 k. Loser Loser nananana
@@JunnHoi weirdo lol
@@OOO_BARRACUDAAA yeah
Imagine if at the beginning instead of the wet towel if the entire bowl of water falls on her 😂
iwas expecting that water bowl would wake her up
I was terrified if that happening
I half expected that via a malfunction.
That would be in next video
That Was Literally What I Thought About At The Beginning 😂😂
Make-up machine: saves you time
Setting-up it every night: takes more a lot of time
Ghost: baby! I'm just hallucinations here
This would cause me to be so nervous that I rather get up myself. 😂
"Machine applies make up in less than 5 seconds"
*"The video: **1:25** min + the one week preparation"*
Lols
They said that the last machine applies make up under 5 second.
LMAO
Haha
Exactly
That makeup is super precise
Heyo
How are you everywhere
This guy is everywhere 😂
😂 hellooo ray
Here we go again!
She's adorable. Lol 😊
I only imagine a small child running in like mommy? You're so beauwahfuwl 🤗. You: looks like a clown
@@ahhwe-any7434 Why
The wet towel can be used as a useful alarm. Imagine, waking up every morning slapped by a wet towel that's-😭😭😭
This reminds me of the traps tom used to make to catch Jerry 😂
Tom and Jerry they are so cute :)
Yeeesss saaame 😍
Hehe that's right 👍😂😂😂😂I agree my fav cartoon show 😁
Hahahaha
Yeah I love them 💓😍
I thought this only existed in Barbie the Dreamhouse-
The 💅 M A K E U P B A Z O O K A 💅
@lmao 🤣💀
@@laurenmtz7014 lol....I remember Raquelle's face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@meghasatheesh5775 Same 😂😂
@UwU because barbie dream house (and the barbie movies) is an underrated masterpiece; only those with superior intellect are capable of understanding its true brilliance😉😂
The better question is: how could you NOT get the reference???
I want a machine that knocks me out whenever I wake up. Eternal sleep
1:06. " Mirror mirror, who is the most gifted and beautiful lady in this world?"
Mirror: you!
A supportive wife? Mother? Sister?
Whoever she is... Keep her in your life, and don't trade her for anything.
I traded my wife for a pound of flour and a pair of wooden slippers.
This comment wasn't needed here.
@PranshuSucksAtExams
Bite me. I think she's a great person and that's what the comment translates to. Thanks for this reply though. Saw this video again and it made my day all over again.
@@riclare ohk dear but the word trade was bothering me. Do that word have different meaning, if yes, then let me know.
@@naatylaabs
I see.
Its an idiom.
When you say you wouldn't trade someone for anything (the world), it means the person is valued and they mean the most to you.
What I meant was that she's a rare gem and he should try keep her in his life (because people sometimes tend to leave your life, not because you sell them off).
This is the most awkward video RUclips has ever recommended me so far lol.
😂😂
2am recommendations lol (for me at least
Anyone else reminded of that wakey up invention Casper's dad ingeniously engineered in Casper?? this would be amazing if it was flawless! (The towel tho, definitely enough to wake anyone up)
She makes an amazing friend for life,so adorable.
This is literally like if Homer's makeup shotgun from The Simpsons became real!
thats is if he aimed it well
I'm totally reminded of that as well.
i was looking for this comment
@@felixdietzCGN me too 😂
Cool fact: you got this in the recommended you didn't search for it 🤪
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And Im here for some random reason clicked it
Likes
They were 68, so I made them 69
😂😂
@@SimranParmar. Thank you 😍
I've been subscribed to this dude for a while now lol
This is nostalgic like in Tom and Jerry shows
Or Casper
Or the JETSONS! Remember that show? LOL.
God bless you.
Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
@@lynnecarnivale6414 Yup. Loved the Jetson's
@@darkincognito3826🌻 Hello! Haha! Thanks for your reply. I should watch an episode of the JETSONS on RUclips. I would think everything that we thought was futuristic back then is reality today.
God bless you.
Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
This reminded me of Barbie, when Skipper had created a make up bazooga and tired it out on Raquelle 🤣🤣✨
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought about it!!
Think of setting the whole thing again for every morning
i am a lazy person so no thanks
Just imagine cleaning the whole mess everyday....
Hey army💜
ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜💜💜
Army
Quite innovative, imagine a steady trial & in years to come, it becomes a reality. Bravo.
It’s been over 24 years since The Fifth Element came out and I’m still waiting for Chanel to produce the instant makeup gadget shown in the film…. This was a great, thoughtfully timed effort; though it did seem a bit like a Wallace & Gromit or Caractacus Potts invention! Love all the mechanics of it!
“Thank you joseph, I’m ready” I love her aura😂😂😂
Amazing
your every where
HI LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!!!!
Isn't it not you stalker
Verified ok
Her laughing/smiling made this very wholesome
*Wow, I hope everyone is like that, WAKING UP SMILING.* ❤️
0:54
reality : “u ready ?.. here i come”
*hit by reality*
The amount of time people have and the things they come up with, this has been the most astounding side effect of pandemic
Someone had lots of time on their hands! This must have been fun to create! Haha!
Thanks for sharing. God bless you all.
Peace and fancy make up,
Lynne🍃💜🍃
You can visibly see that at first she was ready to laugh but then she was suprised at how well it actually worked
Giselle is awesome. Nerves of steel. I don't know how you found such a good sport.
She might be thinking that it would be better to go somewhere without makeup then to take help frm machine 😂😂
😂😂😂
Disclaimer : dont try this at home, stunts performed by professionals.
GOOD ONE!!!
Also, no animals were hurt making this film. 😄
God bless you. Great sense of humor. Haha
Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
Why isn't this video viral already? It should be a world wide sensation
Rearranging all the domino pieces will take 3 hours
I’m thinking about how much time he must have spent making this machine
Righttt!!
He?
@@aditiagrawal8750 pretty sure its a guy (the youtube channel creator) who made the machine but a woman testing it for this video
@@lesserafimchangedmylife oh ok I didn't notice that
*Lmfao she's laughing at the monster she created*
This is "Wallace and Gromit" sheer genius!! Who knew those fancies of imagination could be TRUE!! I now need a piece of cheese.
Me at the beginning: very skeptical
Me at end: Not bad! looks better than I can do!
I remember the Mr Bean wake up scene 😂😂😂
Yes yes 🤣🤣
When the towel smacked her face 0:18 I couldn’t hold my laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The creator has done a lot of hardwork to make this video and all the setup .hatts off👍👍
Ends up breaking the nose😂🤦♀️ “I’m ready”😂
Its better to do makeup in infinity of minutes than to do like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really hard work in managing all the stuff.👍👍👍
Imagine after this make up you gonna spent extra time for your makeup again😂
This is what happens when You failed your engineering degree and still got the job anyways!
This very much reminds me of the cartoon series Gloria's house where Gloria's dad makes these kinds of cool stuff!! 🤣🤣😅
I used to watch it in kochu tv
@@senseleslie6559 same
Omg yeas
They get toasted breads to their table
Wet towel is mom's next level hack to wake me up 😅🤣
that makeup application was actually pretty accurate
All I can imagine is Caspers dad riding his chair every morning down to his laboratory like this.
Exactly what i want to post
that's exactly what I thought
*Sure, this "mAkeUP" can be definitely done to a Joker!*
I laugh more than 5 minutes. Very clever and very funny. Thanks
Can't stop my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one's talking about the splatter mess she got in other parts of her body excluding the face!
She must really love him to put up with that!!! :) hahaha Awesome!
Thank you RUclips algorithm, I definitely needed this laugh! 🤣 she is such a great sport 🙂
Omg this video just made my day! Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣
"Thank you Joseph, I'm Ready" lol.
This contraption alone can fix my sleep schedule.
This should be " Maschine smashed make-up for under 5 seconds and 1:20 seconds preparation".
The sponge makeup idea was terrific.
When Mr. Bean meets Gyro Gearloose. Joseph, you're a genius!
Imagine waking up to go to the toilet and setting off this in the middle on the night
"Thank you Joseph, I'm ready" 😂😂😂😂
I actually like the creativity of the person who made it
Imagine if you went on a date and she showed up looking like that 🏃♂️
I have seen worse!
You have at least dates...
Dates? Never heard of these.
Ahh Dates, i love those as desserts.
lmao whats a date
When your in a rush...
Why do I get such videos on recommend during classes🤧👍👍its brilliant ..I watched it thrice
Imagine how much time it's gonna take to reset it at night for the next morning.....
Best precise makeup ever
It's so interesting to watch 😍
He about to make one called ‘ making eggs’ that would be crazyyyy
If that bowl falls on your face you won't be even seeing mornings 🤣
That is amazing! Now, just fine tune and you will have a winner! But, that was super funny, and clever!
hallo.
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CHERTHELLA,ARROR,KODAMTHRUTH
Dafuq
@@umair_qazmi entha paranje
Spending a month of making a machine hours everyday to get a 5 minute make up.. This is so funny.. 🤣🤣🤣
Can't control my laughter 😂 lol
OMG! I laughed from start to finish. 😂😂😂
Ready to dance all night! Fantastic!
In the morning: doing makeup the easier way
At night: welp time to reset everything by measuring
Amazing effort and hats off to your hard-work 👍
So this is the real Gloria's house ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
I first thought that the bowl would fall on her face.. As to wake her.. My crazy mind🤦♀️🥴🥴😂😂😂
you're not the only one that thought of that
Finally it came back!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a brutal awakening! Brilliant!
Waterboarding, a few Slaps and a good punch of make up in the morning by a car probably feels nice
When are you launching this on the market cause I’m most definitely gonna buy it :”)
0:30 that looked like something else. LOL
Rube Goldburg would cry tears of pride and joy!.
Whenever you feel useless....
Wait...
Not that
Built a machine