PKA Patron becomes the WORST Kind of SIMP

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  2 года назад +8

    What would your advice be?
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  • @BradyDoesntMiss
    @BradyDoesntMiss 2 года назад +175

    This guy needs to move on before he pulls a classic young man move and falls in love.

    • @ryanvogel9610
      @ryanvogel9610 2 года назад

      Or forcibly makes love to her

    • @calvincandie9593
      @calvincandie9593 2 года назад

      I've been that guy. A stripper in our friend group used to blow me but never wanted to F because I'm too nice. But going down on each other was fine. Women are weird. Why I went to dudes for a while. Much easier to deal with.

    • @tracksam3174
      @tracksam3174 2 года назад +31

      Before he moves to Florida and becomes a car salesman and attempts suicide when she breaks up with him

    • @jazeenharal6013
      @jazeenharal6013 2 года назад +1

      @@tracksam3174 LOL

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 2 года назад

      @@calvincandie9593 "why I went to dudes for a while" based alpha male move. As a 100% straight man I envy your powers. Sadly I can only suck dick ironically

  • @matthewgower
    @matthewgower 2 года назад +108

    He’s too inexperienced and has no idea how it works. “I told her let’s not talk about sex if we just wanna be friends” Jesus bro 😂 not a chance in hell

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 2 года назад

      Gotta spout bout cooming in the wet cave on the reg if you wan dem hoes fr.

  • @Fluffymonkeynips
    @Fluffymonkeynips 2 года назад +46

    Wolf and Anthony are a good duo on the show!

  • @mrsilver8517
    @mrsilver8517 2 года назад +105

    Woody always looks so pissed off when he's listening to others.

    • @Noahsixtyfour
      @Noahsixtyfour 2 года назад +42

      *listening to others being funnier or more interesting than him.

    • @edg3818
      @edg3818 2 года назад +3

      It's the music someone has playing in the background

    • @SomethingEasty
      @SomethingEasty Год назад

      He's kinda ret*rded

  • @dtrYeti
    @dtrYeti 2 года назад +78

    Whose this WOLF guy? I really enjoyed him on the show. Great chemistry and he can take a joke.

    • @wes788411
      @wes788411 2 года назад +3

      pretty sure that he is a patron member who they met at one of their get togethers.

    • @Snortolodmyr-SS-Cokelensky
      @Snortolodmyr-SS-Cokelensky 2 года назад +22

      He’s been on the show multiple times. They’ve known him since before the show even started I think. He’s some paintball guy.

    • @Prnto44
      @Prnto44 2 года назад

      @@wes788411 i thought he had a channel ? But idk

    • @Prnto44
      @Prnto44 2 года назад

      @@wes788411 ya hes got a channel but idk if that was before or after

    • @VinelandVinny
      @VinelandVinny 2 года назад

      Nah he sucks

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 2 года назад +17

    For the second question, wtf. I get throwing up, but if she's lost 15 lbs from puking, she won't be pregnant for long.

  • @michaell4851
    @michaell4851 2 года назад +18

    1st story classic dangling the carrot lmao she likes the validation and the attention end-o-story

    • @dvnmnd5020
      @dvnmnd5020 2 года назад

      Yessir.. I learned that lesson early 🤷‍♂️

  • @Subparfat
    @Subparfat 2 года назад +24

    Lol another brotha down

  • @Ultrajamz
    @Ultrajamz 2 года назад +24

    Its insane to me that twitch banned the word simp

    • @funicon3689
      @funicon3689 2 года назад +17

      it's a slur for their core user base

    • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
      @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 Год назад +2

      @@funicon3689 Than what’s the proper/official term?
      I actually thought people were proud to call themselves Simps, but pay pigs was the slur.

    • @christianamort3062
      @christianamort3062 Год назад +1

      ​@@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 maybe they just don't care if its the "nicer version" of the term paypig, they may just be trying to get within good graces with their-as funicon said- core user base. If thats not it then who knows, could be anything. Like boomers just not knowing what it means and thus deeming it bad.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 2 года назад +8

    For the second question, dude should more concerned with the fact that his wife is sicker than any pregnant woman I've ever seen or heard of and losing weight *while* pregnant.

  • @dmw282
    @dmw282 2 года назад +7

    "a stork?" That shit was instantaneous.

  • @detox2778
    @detox2778 2 года назад +19

    Anthony knows the tactic! You shit on her and move on with your life. She will come crawling to you for attention!

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili 2 года назад

      Idk she will, girls know within a minute of meeting someone IF they want to fuck him

    • @dynamichunter843
      @dynamichunter843 2 года назад +5

      Bingo, but high risk high reward

  • @kevinlow69420
    @kevinlow69420 2 года назад +7

    Wolf and Anthony are the best guests by far

  • @jacccccccck1475
    @jacccccccck1475 2 года назад +5

    These guys are great energy!! They vibe with the boys and it's perfect

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 года назад +5

      Anthony used to be a God of comedy radio

  • @Folfah
    @Folfah 2 года назад +6

    bring back kink shaming.

  • @AquaStockYT
    @AquaStockYT 2 года назад +5

    The duality of man

  • @dougcoffey3496
    @dougcoffey3496 2 года назад +3

    14:25 , the RSK came out of Kyle. “Oh yeah it’s so hot- oh..”

  • @Fluffymonkeynips
    @Fluffymonkeynips 2 года назад +9

    18:45 kyle’s reaction is priceless😭😅

  • @ciel1083
    @ciel1083 2 года назад +1

    With that first one. I think it's because she flirts for fun.

  • @rollastudent
    @rollastudent 2 года назад +1

    Pka patrons are their best kind of simps

  • @AZCRF412
    @AZCRF412 2 года назад +2

    I spit cereal out at “ they only dress them up as cows”

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 2 года назад

      Where you getting your cereal milk from my dude?

  • @spartan0771
    @spartan0771 2 года назад +8

    Good to see Kyle is based on the WQ

  • @milkbowl557
    @milkbowl557 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit ...
    I thought Anthony was woody for a sec there
    But obviously Anthony looks like the older version

  • @sovietsnake2729
    @sovietsnake2729 Год назад

    WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY KYLE

  • @dvnmnd5020
    @dvnmnd5020 2 года назад +9

    Bro Kyle MVP.. I love this man!

  • @Snortolodmyr-SS-Cokelensky
    @Snortolodmyr-SS-Cokelensky 2 года назад +1

    Where do I get myself a fiddlespiner?

  • @jackwest372
    @jackwest372 2 года назад +4

    Poor guy 😂😂

    • @kyledodson2992
      @kyledodson2992 2 года назад

      He deserves it. Only way he’s gonna learn

  • @benaflac5793
    @benaflac5793 2 года назад +16

    We need this WOLF guy back on

  • @Stamps600
    @Stamps600 2 года назад +7

    Way way too old. 12-14 years old is the normal age this happens and you discover this flirt/lie. I felt i found out very late at 14 discovering that girls/women do this. Mind blown someone doesn't understand this at 16 or older.

    • @Dregen-zr9th
      @Dregen-zr9th 2 года назад +11

      Think of the nerdy kids that always kept their heads in the books and not girls

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 года назад +12

      I met loads of people at university who were sheltered throughout school and have no experience talking to girls, it happens.

    • @jyrki2275
      @jyrki2275 2 года назад +1

      I will seriously never understand how someone could do this.

    • @backtoshellac6459
      @backtoshellac6459 2 года назад +2

      Better late than never though

  • @Tmwombocombo
    @Tmwombocombo Год назад

    Best pka episode with no taylor

  • @Caysonator007
    @Caysonator007 2 года назад

    The end of invincible ep.1 is going down in history. 💯

  • @tubroke7426
    @tubroke7426 2 года назад +1

    ant knows what elden ring is

  • @floppyroosterthelifeuser2516
    @floppyroosterthelifeuser2516 2 года назад +1

    >fiddle spinner

  • @leinad.s
    @leinad.s 2 года назад +1

    I do that to I dont go out with trans girls thing to tinder girls from time to time. It's good fun.

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 года назад

    Lol, I read that greentext like, 2 days ago

  • @danbuckwild
    @danbuckwild 2 года назад +1

    15:33 me sir if you could pause elden ring my life would be 15% less terrible

  • @Apocalypse..
    @Apocalypse.. 2 года назад +13

    Much love from Liverpool

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 2 года назад +8

    Ima need that thumbnail name drop. Y’all know why.

    • @jackwest372
      @jackwest372 2 года назад +12

      Bella poarch my fellow scientist

    • @billyboot6117
      @billyboot6117 2 года назад +5

      u have fallen from god's grace brotha

    • @Meekmillan
      @Meekmillan 2 года назад +1

      @@billyboot6117 nonsense, I’ve merely ascended brother.
      Thou crease thy shit, and thou cease from simp.
      Doth focus on goals when one relies not on holes

    • @kevinlow69420
      @kevinlow69420 2 года назад +3

      @@Meekmillan well said foul tarnished

  • @nokiot9
    @nokiot9 2 года назад +2

    I was wondering if y’all had any black friends lol

  • @bashtionstned1465
    @bashtionstned1465 2 года назад +1

    whos the girl in the thumbnail she looks familiar kinda

  • @brady_a981
    @brady_a981 2 года назад +1

    What’s the TV show they were talking about? Am I dumb and just missed them say it?

    • @jacksoncronin9540
      @jacksoncronin9540 2 года назад +1

      17:50 The invincible I believe.

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 года назад

      Its called Invincible, the animated superhero TV show on Amazon Prime.

  • @jokroast6912
    @jokroast6912 2 года назад

    You *could* pause Elden Ring at launch with a help menu, not sure if that's possible anymore though. Even then I'd imagine few knew.

    • @gobert9316
      @gobert9316 2 года назад

      Sit at a bonfire lol. You can also just quit the game

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 2 года назад

      @@gobert9316 somehow I get the feeling somebody who's hoping to pause and have time actually stop isn't next to a bonfire lol. Honestly quit the game doesn't have bad advice depending on what you're playing on, slamming alt-f4 quick can get you out of some shit

  • @RacoonEggMcoc
    @RacoonEggMcoc 2 года назад

    Been there Kyle’s right

  • @michaelbrown4949
    @michaelbrown4949 2 года назад +1

    Is it me or does woody and Anthony look related

  • @floppyroosterthelifeuser2516
    @floppyroosterthelifeuser2516 2 года назад

    you can't pause Ellen ring

  • @farnished
    @farnished 2 года назад

    Public = Pubic

  • @PhilipaCardanoz
    @PhilipaCardanoz Год назад

    The “sorry I don’t date trans women” thing is a bit word. He was fat unshaven and didn’t care for himself. Nobody should be attracted to that.

  • @rumpled4skin271
    @rumpled4skin271 2 года назад +1

    kyle likes dressing others as a cow, weird lol

  • @vape42
    @vape42 2 года назад +1

    Turning into anyine is the best. So even when you're eigthies you'rd bebanging a supermodel. Also you'd make bank on only fans. For men it's got to be the fantastic four guy who can strech hid body parts. Although if turning into anyone wasn't limited to existing people it's the best regardless of gender and the only fans mony would be

  • @bazglsgw1208
    @bazglsgw1208 Год назад

    Just because she doesn’t want to have sex she shouldn’t ignore his needs. There is nothing wrong with her mouth or hands is there. I was lucky when my ex was pregnant with my kids she was still into it. It’s a different story when u are “supposed” to wait 6 weeks after the birth before doing it. Think I lasted 3 n 1/2 to 4 weeks. WTF was Kyle on about with the milking n cow mask? Weird guy. 😂😂

  • @sonnyhutchins3141
    @sonnyhutchins3141 2 года назад

    This is full of bad clips that could be taken very out of context

  • @sovietspy86
    @sovietspy86 2 года назад +1

    Wheres josh?

    • @jackwest372
      @jackwest372 2 года назад +3

      Who?

    • @abz817
      @abz817 2 года назад +1

      Josh is the best

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 года назад +1

      Josh the runescape guy? Idk probably on his own channel, he was a guest twice recently already

  • @dvnmnd5020
    @dvnmnd5020 2 года назад +4

    C-section babies UNITE!!!

  • @MrFlemball
    @MrFlemball 2 года назад +1

    For goodness sake you guys….try wooing a woman, or courting a woman, or being nice to a woman…..stop the “fucking shit….get into a nicer word…you guys are like you have only watched porn?

    • @garrettmoore5251
      @garrettmoore5251 2 года назад

      Simp

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 года назад

      they are huge dude bros when it comes to that. its one of the few things i cant stand on em. they enforce all men being horndogs

    • @stevenx399
      @stevenx399 2 года назад +1

      Simpin ain’t pimpin

  • @jersmont1309
    @jersmont1309 2 года назад +4

    firnst

  • @bobmotherfuckinsmith3089
    @bobmotherfuckinsmith3089 2 года назад +16

    My wife and I chose C section. We didn't want that sweet sweet half Asain slice of pie getting messed up.

  • @dewwwd3431
    @dewwwd3431 Год назад

    Believe it or not my girlfriend did not poop upon birth however the one thing that no one prepares you for is that giant steak that comes out they call a placenta