Getting Chased by an Unstoppable Monster: A Review

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @worm8245
    @worm8245 4 года назад +3552

    me: :(
    polygon: may i offer you a pat gill in this trying time?
    me: :)

    • @fetterkeks2796
      @fetterkeks2796 4 года назад +30

      I read this at first as 'a pat pill'.
      Polygon, please, I need my medication

    • @sanwich626
      @sanwich626 4 года назад +2

      @@fetterkeks2796 a pat pill perhaps?

  • @lilyk3734
    @lilyk3734 4 года назад +83

    "it's like seeing someone on twitter using your face as their profile picture" is such an underrated line it's something I just like, y'know accepted and ignored the first time I watched this video and I'm only just realising just how many polygon fans i've seen with pat gill profile pics

  • @billvolk4236
    @billvolk4236 4 года назад +3476

    The best thing about Mr. X and Nemesis is that they're wearing clothes sized for them. It was someone's job at Umbrella to tailor their suits.

    • @arthurdavaze1575
      @arthurdavaze1575 4 года назад +315

      That also means that they were born with these clothes or had to wear it. So we can imagine Mr. X putting correctly his fedora on his head.

    • @diogovieira3362
      @diogovieira3362 4 года назад +89

      more like XXXL trash bag for Nemesis

    • @Oreostes
      @Oreostes 4 года назад +172

      Not knowing anything about the resident evil games before 4 I was fairly certain Mr. X was going to turn out to be a misunderstood gentle giant at some point, but it never happened

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 4 года назад +39

      @@arthurdavaze1575 that mental image is incomplete if he doesn't tip it

    • @arthurdavaze1575
      @arthurdavaze1575 4 года назад +73

      @@juanjuri6127 He only tips when he tries to approach Claire. With a grunt that looks like a "m'lady".

  • @Wolfgang8-Y
    @Wolfgang8-Y 4 года назад +274

    Pat's casual "hey charles" to his producer is cleansing. Give Charles a raise and by raise I mean treat.

  • @rhinoquakes8395
    @rhinoquakes8395 4 года назад +735

    Pat nonchalantly addressing his cat Charles the same way I'd talk to my roommate Charles is everything

  • @beefsound739
    @beefsound739 4 года назад +51

    "Hearing the sound of your footsteps, but you're not the one making them" is perhaps the best description I've read on why SA-X is so terrifying to me.

  • @pwndnoob4937
    @pwndnoob4937 4 года назад +1527

    Didn't even mention the Worst inevitable monster in gaming. The Abominable Snow Monster from Ski Free.
    Fear: 5. He was scary the first time you saw him. You dread him forever after. Also, you were 8 and everything was scary.
    Danger. 5. He eats you and you lose.
    Persistence. 5. He comes. He always comes.

    • @JetX85
      @JetX85 4 года назад +22

      Thanks for letting me know. I stopped watching.

    • @curiousteddie
      @curiousteddie 4 года назад +55

      he is BURNED INTO MY BRAIN and i have not played ski free since i was 6 years old using win98

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 года назад +24

      Thomas Williams | It is the inevitability of death personified.

    • @MattyChap
      @MattyChap 4 года назад +10

      xkcd.com/667/
      Relevant XKCD

    • @hollandscottthomas
      @hollandscottthomas 4 года назад +22

      I managed to glitch past him TWICE in a row by hitting a jump just as he was about to get me and my friend and I were in the middle of screaming victory when he just showed right up again and got me XD

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 4 года назад +280

    The best thing about Mr. X is that he gets very slightly faster and more aggressive if you shoot off his fedora.
    He likes that hat.
    The second best thing is the "X gonna give it to you" meme.

  • @darkkiller10k
    @darkkiller10k 4 года назад +481

    The real unstoppable monster was the friends we made along the way

    • @rmdcade1717
      @rmdcade1717 4 года назад +7

      underrated comment 2020

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +8

      I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this unstoppable monster I found.

  • @chris92S
    @chris92S 4 года назад +380

    Anyone else really feel it when Pattick said, "I'm tired."

  • @bw4708
    @bw4708 4 года назад +1790

    I was really hoping he’d be rating them based on form, funk, and fance

    • @kalibalsaeid9137
      @kalibalsaeid9137 4 года назад +76

      no, you're thinking about brian

    • @coquina8819
      @coquina8819 4 года назад +80

      @@kalibalsaeid9137 BDG has that sort of clout but if you ever watched Gill and Gilbert you'd get to see Pat exuding the same energy at the same level

    • @stephlrideout
      @stephlrideout 4 года назад +72

      @@coquina8819 Pat does a lot of writing for Unravelled! They're a ridiculous team

    • @coquina8819
      @coquina8819 4 года назад +8

      @@stephlrideout I didn't know, that's cool! honestly they're fantastic together :^)

    • @stephlrideout
      @stephlrideout 4 года назад +40

      @@coquina8819 yeah! There's one Unravelled where you can hear Pat say "that's a horrible line and I'm sorry for writing it" lol

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 4 года назад +66

    The guards in Oblivion. When they "stop, you violated the law" my blood freezes. And they always find you. And they shout at me when I steal stuff and I don't like it

  • @puppydolly175
    @puppydolly175 4 года назад +633

    "nasty lunch meat man wrapped in trash bags" is a sentence i never want to hear again

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like a RL boss I had at somewhere I used to work.

    • @Ren-zi5zl
      @Ren-zi5zl 4 года назад +7

      unless its from griffin mcelroy's mouth

    • @tangothembo8198
      @tangothembo8198 4 года назад +4

      @@Ren-zi5zl but not with his voice

    • @linkwannabe
      @linkwannabe 4 месяца назад

      Tbh that's just what I call my cat when he commits his Cat Crimes ™️

  • @rachelrachel9152
    @rachelrachel9152 4 года назад +14

    Every once in a while i think of Pat saying "Remember wasps?" or "rip to a short king" and i have to come back to this video

  • @wishicouldgetausername
    @wishicouldgetausername 4 года назад +1055

    new theory: everyone at polygon except simone can play banjo

    • @stephlrideout
      @stephlrideout 4 года назад +114

      She's a beast on the jug though

    • @surreal9583
      @surreal9583 4 года назад +24

      Where did this come from? Did I warp timeline? Did I shatter the sub-partial neogranular-continuum?

    • @HellaBeed
      @HellaBeed 4 года назад +13

      Banjo's side B wrecks my shit

    • @donov25
      @donov25 4 года назад +36

      owning a banjo is not the same as knowing how to play it.
      I know all too well.

    • @wishicouldgetausername
      @wishicouldgetausername 4 года назад +30

      donov25 i trust in pat

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi 4 года назад +20

    "imagine a wasp doing that thing wasps do, where they fly directly at your face, but it's screaming a full-grown human man scream"
    i've never been more grateful for my aphantasia.

  • @sylghouls
    @sylghouls 4 года назад +888

    2:07 "remember wasps?" tbh I've been inside in quarantine for so long that Actually, I'm Not Sure I Do

    • @polygon
      @polygon  4 года назад +375

      It's for the best, really.

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 4 года назад +44

      I saw one in my front yard today and it was a surreal experience

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 года назад +56

      I've played enough animal crossing to completely rekindle my fear of wasps

    • @pliable-head
      @pliable-head 4 года назад +34

      "Wasps are dipshits." -- Pat Gill, We Fought A Zoo episode 6

    • @leoa9474
      @leoa9474 4 года назад +11

      For a moment I thought he meant W.A.S.Ps

  • @diligar
    @diligar 4 года назад +51

    8:22 is this Charles’s Polygon debut? Love that old man 💖

    • @whoknows6983
      @whoknows6983 4 года назад +1

      haha I know he's been in Please Retweet at least which goes back a ways

  • @playertoo9730
    @playertoo9730 4 года назад +549

    ps im still scared of you, to all the monsters who chased me before

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 года назад +2

      I believe it's "all the monsters whomst've chased me"

    • @BeniRoseMusic
      @BeniRoseMusic 4 года назад +4

      I don't remember that Fall Out Boy song

    • @knicknacknat
      @knicknacknat 4 года назад +4

      don’t forget the upcoming sequel, “always and forever, mr. x”

  • @WTFPr0m
    @WTFPr0m 4 года назад +27

    I love that when Pat describes muscles too enthusiastically, he unconsciously dips into a Vince McMahon impression

  • @Rafmorna
    @Rafmorna 4 года назад +288

    the way pat said "living rent-free in your head" with unbreakable calm is my villain origin story

  • @samshaw7087
    @samshaw7087 4 года назад +27

    4:03 “the bits where he chases you are too dry” *immediately shows clip of wet hallway*

  • @ChunkyAppleCider
    @ChunkyAppleCider 4 года назад +689

    This has all been an extended metaphor about the crushing anxiety that comes with a for-profit healthcare system.

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 4 года назад +78

      Comrade Pat

    • @LoL12kricki
      @LoL12kricki 4 года назад +33

      The REAL non-ceasing underlying threat is capitalism

    • @ChunkyAppleCider
      @ChunkyAppleCider 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, hard agree

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 года назад +4

      @@LoL12kricki Capitalism only works when we do, and right now there's over six million comrades sitting at home

    • @SawySauce64
      @SawySauce64 4 года назад +2

      Or capitalism generally

  • @gregorlangemeier4116
    @gregorlangemeier4116 4 года назад +23

    "Because a lot of times the things that scare us, aren't the things that can hurt us."
    - Pat just casually dishing out a universal truth.

  • @aeternalslime9670
    @aeternalslime9670 4 года назад +794

    sad to see my best friend pyramid head lampooned so. i hear your reasons and you're not wrong, but it's still sad to see my Very Cool Pal Pyramid Head read for the lukewarm antagonist he is

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 года назад +39

      It's only because he's the zaddy of baddies, we all know what list he *really* tops

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +10

      @@carniceiraa y'all need to stop.

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 4 года назад +30

    "You know you're safe until you hear Godsmack playing again" ain't that the truth

  • @shadowawaken
    @shadowawaken 4 года назад +451

    "This is a game where you can rewind time so its pretty low stakes.Then again you do face a larger than average chance of hearing godsmack." I'm dead.

    • @timma_thy
      @timma_thy 4 года назад +9

      "Crank that shit up, baby."

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 4 года назад +16

    The Xenomorph not getting a 5 in fear is a miscarriage of justice. It’s physically excruciatingly hard for me not to look away from the screen when it appears.

    • @daidarabotchi3891
      @daidarabotchi3891 4 года назад +5

      I think that part of it might be that from an outside perspective, the Xenomorph is actually somewhat aesthetically pleasing (symmetrical! nice and shiny! big head!), whereas melted Michael Chiklis is possibly one of the worst things I've seen in my life. Though I can imagine if you've played the game, the Xenomorph is much more terrifying.

  • @Blattella
    @Blattella 4 года назад +803

    what if pat was evil and ran torwards you at very high speeds

    • @polygon
      @polygon  4 года назад +485

      don't

    • @natscott27
      @natscott27 4 года назад +37

      *shivers*

    • @theuncannydag
      @theuncannydag 4 года назад +65

      I would turn around & outstretch my arms to him

    • @hardcorewhoopass
      @hardcorewhoopass 4 года назад +61

      I could see him Naruto running down a hallway menacingly

    • @MaxInCyber
      @MaxInCyber 4 года назад +80

      pov: you are sonic the hedgehog from the hit motion picture sonic the hedgehog (2020)

  • @lindseythespy8208
    @lindseythespy8208 4 года назад +112

    before I clicked on this I literally said "I really hope this is pat gill"
    thank you :)

  • @EnigmaEmeraldEvergreen
    @EnigmaEmeraldEvergreen 4 года назад +790

    I’m kinda loving the style of:
    Polygon People Talk to you From Home
    I know it sounds weird, but I enjoy the homier feeling.
    Is that just me?

    • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
      @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 4 года назад +100

      I read homier as hornier and while I'm disappointed at my childish brain, I cannot say that either interpretation is wrong

    • @anemoi6803
      @anemoi6803 4 года назад +74

      @@rogue-taxidermy_griffin Polygon at this point is just built on the horny tears of bisexuals

    • @churibman
      @churibman 4 года назад +25

      Yeah, I kinda dig it too. It's does give me a feeling of "we're all in this together"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +10

      Slimy Boi Enigma Like the video Brian did of Octopath Travelers
      His cat even guested too

    • @r3dstoner3quired27
      @r3dstoner3quired27 4 года назад +20

      no i feel that,,, it makes me feel kind of seen? like yeah these guys are at home too. pat's got his cat and a banjo. it's gonna be fine.

  • @alfiealcorn
    @alfiealcorn 4 года назад +33

    I want you to know that as soon as you started talking about Alien, my cat, Ripley, turned to look directly at me, especially creepy by the appearance of your cat at the exact same time.

  • @sylghouls
    @sylghouls 4 года назад +149

    10:37 "Jack Baker is just dadbod mr. X" finally, the good good hot takes I come to these videos for

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 года назад +9

      I loved the +.5 for imagined racism because it's not wrong

  • @TheWestAnemoi
    @TheWestAnemoi 4 года назад +127

    How in the heck does Nemesis outrank the Alien? The Alien is a one-shot kill, can't be affected by most weapons, the weapons that do affect it have barely any impact (it's not going to de-aggro you and barely gives you any time to breathe), and those weapons have really scarce ammo.
    Literally your best weapon against the Alien is to just pray there's some human NPCs nearby for the Alien to distract itself with so you can complete menial task #47C.

    • @359339
      @359339 4 года назад +19

      Does the Alien bust through walls?

    • @Rextraordinaire
      @Rextraordinaire 4 года назад +25

      @@359339 I mean, it will rip open the locker door you were hiding in because it heard you breathing

    • @jacobbriggs9043
      @jacobbriggs9043 4 года назад +38

      But does alien have Godsmack?

    • @MirandaAndUh
      @MirandaAndUh 4 года назад +9

      @@359339 It abruptly comes out of vents above, beside, and beneath you, and sometimes pulls you into them to do awful things to your body, so, it's got the same element covered.

    • @MirandaAndUh
      @MirandaAndUh 4 года назад +6

      Not to mention the fact that the weapons that temporarily remove the Alien out of the equation (temporary as in an unknowable number of seconds) only make it more aggressive in its pursuit once it reemerges, so even the choice to forcefully ward it off is something you need to take into consideration.

  • @ericchan5396
    @ericchan5396 4 года назад +205

    8:25 I got jump scared when Charles The Cat shows up.
    *Final Scores*
    *Fear- 5*
    *Danger- 4*
    *Persistence- 5*
    He's pretty dang scary.

  • @jimbo_13
    @jimbo_13 4 года назад +11

    "And I start looking around my apartment for things to sell" made me tear up, Pat. Too real!

  • @melonysnicket
    @melonysnicket 4 года назад +128

    I love the unbreakable millennial energy of Polygon content

  • @checkmate1860
    @checkmate1860 4 года назад +1

    Patrick Gill is the most everyday blessing you can hope to receive.
    When Unravled comes out it's a sparkly theater of laughs and tears.
    When Patrick makes a video, it's a morning coffee perfeclty brewed while listenting to that only professor you really like. An everyday joy

  • @AA-hg5hh
    @AA-hg5hh 4 года назад +237

    "How do you feel when you look at the monster? "
    Mr. X:
    Me: Arousal

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 4 года назад +55

      On the one hand, quarantine is clearly hitting you hard.
      On the other hand, X gonna give it to you.

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 4 года назад +1

      xenomorph

    • @MaiaPalazzo
      @MaiaPalazzo 4 года назад +1

      @@TheGrinningViking good one lol

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +1

      @@mozarteanchaos The Xenomorph is scary and sexy for many deeply related reasons.

    • @alexfelton5299
      @alexfelton5299 4 года назад +4

      It's the fedora isnt it?

  • @darkingsrock
    @darkingsrock 4 года назад +28

    this video has charles and PISS! it is basically a pizza suplex twitch stream and we love it for that

  • @Daniela-be3xk
    @Daniela-be3xk 4 года назад +73

    Charles just showed up to raise my serotonin levels to the max and then immediately left

  • @SoWhyAgain
    @SoWhyAgain 4 года назад +19

    "the scariest thing is scarcity"
    *looks at my toilet paper*

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 4 года назад +153

    The Danglerfish from _Kirby's Epic Yarn_
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    *Danger (5):* If you get hit, you lose some of your collected beads! I don't know what happens when you lose ALL of them, but I get nightmares just thinking about it...
    *Fear(5):* Many youtubers agree that the level "Deep Dive Deep is a very dark and mysterious level." The psychological horror of the abyss is punctuated by a gut-wrenching chase segment, where Kirby is pursued by a Lovecraftian toothy fish (quite possibly a metaphor for Kirby's gluttony) that takes up 1/4th of the whole screen!
    *Persistence(5):* Just when you think the Danglerfish is defeated, he appears once more in the same level! Swimming almost 5% faster! Once the level is complete, the remainder of _Kirby's Epic Yarn_ takes on a whole new level of psychological torment, knowing that the Danglerfish could reappear at any given moment.

  • @RyanThistle
    @RyanThistle 4 года назад +17

    The yeti from that old skiing game is still living rent-free inside my head

    • @laxku
      @laxku 4 года назад

      Ski Free!

  • @CelestialAgony829
    @CelestialAgony829 4 года назад +76

    "Beware I live!" Brought out something primal in me. I remember the first time i heard it and 6 year old me ran straight to my mother who must've been extremely confused and concerned.

    • @daidarabotchi3891
      @daidarabotchi3891 4 года назад +1

      There are an unnerving number of people scarred by Sinistar in the comments

  • @ARTforMyPOP
    @ARTforMyPOP 4 года назад +25

    "Nemesis is like Mr. X if he didn't set properly before baking."
    Oh, Pat. Please marry me Pat.

  • @Rfaaa-qq1or
    @Rfaaa-qq1or 4 года назад +78

    Ah, Polygon. Providing me with entertainment in such hard times, reminding me of my deepest, darkest nightmares and my irrational fear of eyes on hands.

  • @linky0064
    @linky0064 4 года назад +10

    LSD Dream Emulator's Gray Man is inarguably the most terrifying occurrence of this trope, he turns a weird game into a constantly tense one.

  • @Arkangel_
    @Arkangel_ 4 года назад +49

    2:39 When I was like, 5 years old, I got one of those bootleg discs that came with a bunch of weird games and Sinistar was a part of it. When I heard that voice I sprinted to my parents' bedroom and started crying... I'm impressed I still remember that day

  • @adrien25
    @adrien25 4 года назад +1

    the amount of joy given to me by pat when he says words is quite substantial

  • @BigmanBrook
    @BigmanBrook 4 года назад +133

    I can't believe Charles didn't get a credit for his... cameow
    I'll show myself out.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад +6

      You'll show yourself out, then back in, and then back out...

  • @Caidezes
    @Caidezes 4 года назад +50

    Nemesis isn't really that bad unless you always waste your ammo. He's easy to beat, and he barely shows up compared to Mr. X.
    I'd say the best one on the list is the Alien.

    • @piplupsfriend
      @piplupsfriend 4 года назад +1

      Aeiou Mnjwpykt yeah I enjoyed the remake but nemesis himself was a let down he’s way better in the original

    • @muddy3074
      @muddy3074 4 года назад

      Also I could’ve sworn Jack Baker barley follows you in re7

    • @TheSpoonyCroy
      @TheSpoonyCroy 4 года назад +1

      @@muddy3074 Yeah he only follows you in the first hour or so, then he is mostly just a boss fight character. Mr.X felt more of presence compared to Nemesis and Jack but I do agree, Mr.X was pretty easy to avoid since he just saunters over to you

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 года назад +1

      Plus Nemesis gives you a party favor when you knock him down, so very sweet of him

  • @wenscael2166
    @wenscael2166 4 года назад +197

    Can't believe Pat didn't give *the* example of similar characters: Dennis the Hitman from The Spongebob SquarePants Movie.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 года назад

      TRUE

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 года назад +1

      Also as a more genuine missed example, the shadow Mario in super Mario 3D land, that dude freaked me out

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 4 года назад +19

    Im gonna be real, when I saw Mr. X i immediately thought of Snapcube and that "Where'd she Go?" Bit

  • @MetalMetallica8642
    @MetalMetallica8642 4 года назад +22

    "Almost cracking up because you are talking about Godsmack" is the single most universal emotion out there.

  • @wockynerd
    @wockynerd 4 года назад +44

    Getting pretty complacent about lobster threat now that you're out of Maine, eh Pat?

  • @aether413
    @aether413 4 года назад +17

    Nothing will stop Mr X from asking for your overdue library books

  • @davidhayward6382
    @davidhayward6382 4 года назад +1

    Mr. X has the energy of your dad stomping down the hallway towards your room when you know exactly what you've done wrong.

  • @wyatttibbitts8603
    @wyatttibbitts8603 4 года назад +129

    1. The “green demon” from Mario 64(when you open a box for a 1 up and try to collect all the red coins before it catches you)
    Max danger: as soon as it touches you, you lose the challenge and have to restart the level
    Low fear: looks pretty friendly actually
    Max persistence: will literally never stop chasing you with relentless speed

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 4 года назад

      I immediately thought of this when I started this video lol

    • @jimbo_13
      @jimbo_13 4 года назад

      I've literally never heard of this and now desperately want to find an N64 to do it.

    • @lumbajackthumbs7755
      @lumbajackthumbs7755 4 года назад +2

      4.5 persistence; it sometimes gets stuck on a wall

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 года назад

      Yes I just commented a similar thing about the shadow Mario from Super Mario 3D Land! Not physically that scary if you were just looking at it, but max danger and persistence, which more than made up for it's fairly tame appearance. Plus there would always be the little intro of it running towards you before the level started, would really freak me out

  • @Simon-ir3in
    @Simon-ir3in 4 года назад +4

    This series is so good! It’s got just as good writing as unraveled but more chill and less spreadsheets

  • @craigpopiolek4287
    @craigpopiolek4287 4 года назад +150

    Pfft, I get chased by monsters all the time, I just call them responsibilities.

  • @allisonfields3108
    @allisonfields3108 4 года назад +14

    Really? No one's gonna talk about the Creulla's henchmen from 102 Dalmatians on ps1??? Six year old me got so scared when they chased me I would shut the game off and make my brother deal with them when he got home from school. Truly, they are horror icons.

  • @puroseki
    @puroseki 4 года назад +50

    shout out to SA-X, the scariest thing on this whole list

    • @rmdcade1717
      @rmdcade1717 4 года назад +8

      For real. Those chases were pure, sphincter-clenching adrenaline.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 4 года назад +11

    There's actually one place where Pyramid Head isn't a scripted event: in a labyrinth near it's "lair" where you can get it's weapon. It's still slow as hell, but treated like a normal, unkillable enemy.

  • @immysnowden
    @immysnowden 4 года назад +23

    pat looks so cozy! i love it!

  • @dinahdiaz1692
    @dinahdiaz1692 4 года назад +10

    I wish this was titled “To all the monsters who’ve chased me before”

  • @EchoLimaIndiaAlphaS
    @EchoLimaIndiaAlphaS 4 года назад +12

    Thanks Pat! I love the take on scarcity. I'm only a brave hero in Dark Souls when I have no souls to lose.

  • @Narnyx
    @Narnyx 4 года назад +2

    Pretty neat that Pat plays banjo! Always fun to see another banjo player around, even more so when it's an objectively cool dude we all love very much

  • @macmusial3644
    @macmusial3644 4 года назад +9

    imagine walking down the street normally and you start hearing Godsmack playing directly in your head from nowhere :(

  • @ChetCoenen
    @ChetCoenen 4 года назад +7

    I remember hearing from a different video about how these types of things are scary because they instinctively remind us of how our ancient ancestors would hunt. Literally walking prey to death because we had such crazy endurance compared to them.

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 4 года назад

      Mm interesting, its scary bc it is somewhat relatable and realistic

  • @EsquirebobAnimations
    @EsquirebobAnimations 4 года назад +65

    But what about the yeti from SkiFree

    • @Felipemelazzi
      @Felipemelazzi 4 года назад +5

      Press F when facing it.
      I'M NOT KIDDING. Pressing "F" makes you go faster in the game, I swear by my life!

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 4 года назад

      Woah it’s smokemon man

  • @laurensklijn2499
    @laurensklijn2499 4 года назад +16

    Reaper Leviatan from Subnautica
    Fear: 4 - not very scary looking but the jumpscares are way too scary
    Danger: 5 - you're basically dead
    Persistance: 4 - If you don't know his territory you'll be scared every time you hear something

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 4 года назад +4

      Persistence is a tricky one for the Reaper Leviathan. They don't actually chase you very far, BUT they're massive and very fast and control huge territories.
      Definitely 5/5 on Danger and Fear, though. Fun fact: if you can hear their roaring, that means they've found you.

    • @mister_brownie6416
      @mister_brownie6416 4 года назад +1

      I legit quit subnautica and never intend to play it again because of that thing

  • @scorpiouskrimson
    @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +19

    The headless statues from A Hat In Time.
    Are they constant? No, they only activate when you're near them.
    But are they chasing and unstoppable!? Yes! And they're faster than you! And they just start out looking like normal statues! They're terrifying, I had no idea what it was the first time I activated it and it scared me senseless!

    • @scorpiouskrimson
      @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +1

      @@8Kazuja8 If they were a reference to the doctor who ones they would only move when you look away, but they move constantly and activate if you are in a certain viscinity for too long. When I first activated one it was not within my view, it ran into vision and killed me in moments. I think it fits the spirit of the list because it is an invincible enemy that chases you like most on this list.

    • @inaccurateprophecy8971
      @inaccurateprophecy8971 4 года назад

      Queen Vanessa would be a good fit for the list if she wasn't a one level wonder.

  • @AutiStoner
    @AutiStoner 4 года назад +4

    the inclusion of the “PISS!!!” clip in this video nearly took me out

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet 4 года назад +31

    I have always hated the feeling of being chased, and as a kid was the worst at video games because they hit that spot in my brain. So, of course, did the game of tag and people who jump out at you in haunted houses.
    I feel oddly vindicated by this video, though, hearing someone else discuss the fear of being chased in a gentle, lilting voice.

  • @rainbowpandafish
    @rainbowpandafish 4 года назад

    Love the video essay spoof at 5:00 . So many of them have that exact inflection and that exact type of first-draft level writing. I'm convinced they make some of these gamer essay channels in a factory

  • @mr_girr3488
    @mr_girr3488 4 года назад +7

    12:30 "its the feeling that one unavoidable setback could suddenly make your life much much harder"
    ahhh, exactly like the American healthcare system. Now i understand this fear perfectly

  • @Light-fi1mj
    @Light-fi1mj 4 года назад +2

    "Remember wasps?" They haunt my trees as I unknowingly shake how could I forget.

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 4 года назад +30

    Jeff from Half-Life: Alyx is the newest edition to the terrifying unstoppable monster squad.

    • @StellaByLuna
      @StellaByLuna 4 года назад +6

      my ranking:
      Fear - 4-5 The whole chapter with Jeff was (for me at least) intensely stressful. Jeff himself is decently imposing, as a larger, smellier, and faster headcrab zombie. He can't see and is very predictable, so if he hung around for any longer than he did, the fear would probably start to wear off. But the main fear factor of Jeff comes from the environment. There are glass bottles everywhere which are really helpful, but also can shatter, attracting Jeff to your position. Also the encounters with Jeff are mostly in very close quarters, needing you to sneak past him mere feet apart. (I never got killed by Jeff but If I did, I think I would fear him less)
      Edit: also the whole thing is in VR so that amplifies the fear a bunch
      Danger - 2-3 You don't loose that much progress when killed by him, and he is super easy to control; even when he is running right at you, you aren't necessarily going to die as you can just throw a bottle behind him and he'll turn the other way, however the game does force you to get very close to him at times, and the has several glass bottle booby traps set up in lockers and such which can be pretty dangerous.
      Persistence - 4 Jeff is only in one chapter of the game, so that definitely strikes him down a bit, but throughout that chapter, he is omnipresent and usually an imminent threat. Even (and especially) when you can't see or hear him, he feels like a threat to your life. There is almost no point in the whole chapter where you feel safe from him, and no points where you feel safe while not being able to see him.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад

      I don't know anything about Half-Life: Alyx so I'm just gonna assume the Jeff in it is the same one from that well-known creepypasta.

  • @chloe1-2-3-4-5
    @chloe1-2-3-4-5 4 года назад +1

    Genuinely love cats with proper human names. YOU ROCK, CHARLES!

  • @sprachlichforvirret
    @sprachlichforvirret 4 года назад +30

    that ever happen to you.... Gamers?

  • @MasterofTongs
    @MasterofTongs 4 года назад +1

    I like to imagine Pat pausing in the middle of a bunch of different and awkward situations to say hi to Charles when he walks up.

  • @clb734
    @clb734 4 года назад +4

    I'm just gonna say it. The thing that chases you in Temple Run is by far the best

  • @leticiatiemikawano907
    @leticiatiemikawano907 4 года назад

    News are getting worse and worse, day after day. Watching this again to feel a little bit better. Pat Gill is too precious, thank you.

  • @mory6572
    @mory6572 4 года назад +8

    I stopped everything to watch this, I've missed Pat so much

  • @Painocus
    @Painocus 4 года назад +6

    "[Scissorman] got the same energy as that toddler with a knife"
    Isn't both of them literally that?

  • @3320vini
    @3320vini 4 года назад +4

    Patrick i'm begging you, please PLEASE play that banjo in the back

  • @halcy
    @halcy 4 года назад

    I liked the use of Bold Action as a tension building accompaniment to some of the action on screen, but it really only served as a personal reminder that I haven't seen a Jon Bois video in a while. Good content regardless, Pat

  • @shjonwatlington7735
    @shjonwatlington7735 4 года назад +8

    HELL YEAH SA-X ! when I saw the title of this video it was the first thing I thought of. I didn't actually think it would be on the list though! My first ever experice with a persistence character

  • @alepenagorbe9135
    @alepenagorbe9135 2 года назад

    8:17 The cat appearing into frame as you discussed Alien legitimately scared me.

  • @shinx2717
    @shinx2717 4 года назад +3

    1:15 Pat is about to wage his own personal war against the lobsters.

  • @blindmessiah255
    @blindmessiah255 4 года назад +1

    Thank god you mentioned Alien; I’d forgotten the absolute horror of “sitting in place until threat leaves” the game.

  • @henryg.8762
    @henryg.8762 4 года назад +25

    Pat! Bring back gill and gilbert! :DDDD

  • @stephgilliam
    @stephgilliam 4 года назад +1

    Hands down best Polygon video because it contains Charlie

  • @LTambini96
    @LTambini96 4 года назад +6

    The Sun from Mario 3, full marks across the board

  • @saronsterstudios5646
    @saronsterstudios5646 4 года назад

    you have no idea how happy i got once i saw pat's cat walk into the camera view

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 года назад +5

    I feel like the Xenomorph isn't scary to me anymore when watching videos because I LOVE its design to bits, but actually _playing_ the game makes it THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I'VE SEEN.

  • @benmcnully2050
    @benmcnully2050 4 года назад

    Thank you for making that final section evergreen. You went high, and I felt that. ❤

  • @danielhergert7446
    @danielhergert7446 4 года назад +11

    my addition to this list would be the waterwraith from pikmin 2. he's only in one dungeon but he was too much for me as a kid.

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan 4 года назад

      also, since you have to watch him MURDER YOUR PIKMIN it adss to the "what you have to lose" scare factor.

    • @jmaldonado790
      @jmaldonado790 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Hergert it’s also super satisfying when you realize the purple Pikmin are it’s weakness and now it’s running from you. I love that role reversal it’s so satisfying.

  • @yvans.73
    @yvans.73 4 года назад +1

    The true gift of this video is the knowledge that Pat has a cat named Charles.