Spelunky 101 - Kali Altars

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @TheBookreader123
    @TheBookreader123 7 лет назад +954

    The one time I accidentally sacrificed myself on the altar, I stopped playing for a week.

    • @saoz3
      @saoz3 6 лет назад +21

      well yoir gayso

    • @saoz3
      @saoz3 6 лет назад +90

      and you can

    • @Cacemomarerona
      @Cacemomarerona 6 лет назад +21

      space core triggered classic player?

    • @helpmii6826
      @helpmii6826 5 лет назад +50

      I once had a hired help who killed two shopkeepers and then sacrificed himself by taking fall damage and landing on the altar I was partially upset by this

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 5 лет назад +5

      Justice for Waluigi one time I was wanted when i entered the black market and a hired hand managed to take a shotgun from a shopkeeper somehow

  • @thegreatqtip4516
    @thegreatqtip4516 6 лет назад +549

    “But don’t worry, she will forgive you. You just need to bring her more bodies.”
    I think you forgot to say just like marriage that time.

  • @gmon5000
    @gmon5000 9 лет назад +166

    One more quick note about the reward for 8 favor: Kali won't give you a Cape if you already have a Jetpack.

    • @aliakhtar8622
      @aliakhtar8622 4 года назад +3

      gmon5000 I wish it did the same for the spectacles and Udjat eye. 😪

    • @jaydenwilton5279
      @jaydenwilton5279 4 года назад +12

      yeah but the spectacles increase light in dark levels

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 4 года назад +24

    I love how his description of the eggplant sounds incredibly sarcastic despite being totally accurate and serious. Only the most determined and skilled (or, one might say, the most worthy) of individuals can carry the eggplant all the way into hell while keeping it intact, and those that do will find Yama to be a total pushover as he eats the eggplant and then dies in a single hit.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 3 года назад +1

      wait thats serious?

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 года назад +10

      @@Tr0lliPop The eggplant breaks if it hits anything too hard when you throw it, like the skull does. And if you throw it at Yama, the secret final boss of the game, he dies instantly. You can look up a speedrun, it's called the eggplant run or something similar.
      Personally, I like to think that the devs wanted it to be known as a troll item that no one wants, and then some tryhard said, "fuck it, I'm going to take this useless piece of shit to hell and throw it at Satan." And then Satan (Yama) died and everyone was very surprised, even the devs who hadn't expected anyone to notice that particular easter egg.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 3 года назад +1

      @@ThePCguy17 lmaoooo it's actually serious xD

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 года назад +3

      @@Tr0lliPop yeah I was shocked too, especially because I didn't know the ending plot twist to an eggplant run until after I'd stopped, replayed it, and then checked myself for hallucinogens

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird 8 лет назад +88

    The mummy vomit only counts towards 6 drops of blood, FYI. You'll get 3 HP for every four heaves you collect. Still a great deal.
    ANd you get a 50% bonus payout from the pooping monkey if you can dodge the ghost long enough to let it run out of poop.

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 4 года назад +1

      that completly depends on the area and how long you do it for
      also nobody talks about the crystal monkey i found when i sacraficed the crystal skull from a ghost forest level

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 4 года назад +5

      @@Garchomp808 Yeah, with the value multiplier for treasure being 25% per zone but 50% for idols, the monkey is profitable compared to the idol only in the mines and jungle.
      The crystal variant of the money is purely cosmetic, however.

  • @logasoba
    @logasoba 8 лет назад +362

    blood for the blood goddess
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS
    BLAHD FOR DAH BLA-

    • @CandleLightDoesThings
      @CandleLightDoesThings 8 лет назад +34

      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
      MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

    • @stalehuman7585
      @stalehuman7585 6 лет назад +3

      When the comment is so retarded that it gains 8 likes in 2 years

    • @vol10O000
      @vol10O000 5 лет назад +2

      Stale Human 9 cause I liked it

    • @vagledip5190
      @vagledip5190 5 лет назад +2

      @@stalehuman7585 now they are 3

    • @hatgirl9992
      @hatgirl9992 5 лет назад

      BLOOD!😈

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 4 года назад +25

    I remember when it was impossible to sacrifice a live shopkeeper - unless the shopkeeper was trapped inside a man-eating plant. It was the highest possible value sacrifice.

    • @superlionrw
      @superlionrw 2 года назад +3

      It’s still the most valuable, at least in happiness

  • @SpartanManch
    @SpartanManch 8 лет назад +149

    Kali just needs a hug.

    • @SpartanManch
      @SpartanManch 8 лет назад +11

      +Noice Gamer she looks kinda squishy:D

    • @SpartanManch
      @SpartanManch 8 лет назад +4

      +Kaiju Kamacuras lol

    • @EarthPhantomTS
      @EarthPhantomTS 7 лет назад +1

      +Noice Gamer Ooh, ooh [raises her hand]! Me too!
      She's one of the deities I worship anyway, so I probably would fit right in!

    • @thenecromancer4113
      @thenecromancer4113 3 года назад +4

      Kali just needs a snickers

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 года назад

      I can already see someone drawing a wholesome picture of all 3 Damsel variants (4 if you count the Sloth) being hugged by Kali who is huddled in a soft blanket.

  • @thedailyanimator
    @thedailyanimator 7 лет назад +8

    Fun fact about the Kapala : if you die but your body is not destroyed and you have the kapala, if your body collects enough blood to fill it, you will come back to life but the music will be gone until you go to the next area

  • @preg13
    @preg13 6 лет назад +134

    Did this mention self sacrifice? that's my favorite way to kill myself to respawn in the moai head.
    This vid was great! very funny

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 года назад

      I wonder... it that self sacrifice is enough to give you the invigoration, will that start you with 12 health?

  • @dopeameen7911
    @dopeameen7911 4 года назад +3

    A shopkeeper turned me into a fucking glove.

  • @lilangel9691
    @lilangel9691 9 лет назад +11

    Even though I know most of this information, I still find your humor entertaining! It's nice to see a return of the old Spelunky101!

  • @badams52
    @badams52 9 лет назад +35

    Awesome, the funny spelunky 101s are back. Keep em coming...

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm Год назад +1

    This video needs to be preserved for a long time. Helpful and funny.

  • @Dzingzing
    @Dzingzing 9 лет назад +4

    Not only was this child smackingly hilarious, it was also so well explained, executed, and constructed perfectly! Kali is definitely my favorite part of Spelunky (beside the murder). >:) Keep doing what you do, Israel!

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  9 лет назад +1

      Dzingzing I can always count on ya to make me feel good for talking about doing terrible things in videogames!

    • @Dzingzing
      @Dzingzing 9 лет назад +1

      Israel Blargh And I can always count on you to make me not feel too bad about my suck sense of humor!

  • @jackbevan3885
    @jackbevan3885 9 лет назад +42

    The EGGPLANT! LET US PRAY FOR THE EGGPLANT GODDESS! UMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +1

      Jack Bevan ..?

    • @axew3127
      @axew3127 4 года назад

      @@hleghe810 UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @eutrader74
    @eutrader74 5 лет назад +12

    ...I can trick my wife into thinking the altar is a bed!
    *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @dragonboi6744
    @dragonboi6744 4 года назад +2

    “Congratulations... *NOW GET RUNNING* “

  • @BOTzerker
    @BOTzerker 4 года назад +1

    Your best Spelunky 101 video.

  • @tetermc
    @tetermc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Shame that Blargho never really went back to this style of content. It's easily his best.

  • @mrmeowmeow1031
    @mrmeowmeow1031 9 лет назад +57

    Or are they _Kaltars_...

  • @louisehesmondhalgh7685
    @louisehesmondhalgh7685 8 лет назад +2

    i never thought the ghost skull did anything but give you money for taking it to the exit

  • @jandlyt
    @jandlyt 5 лет назад +7

    One time when I was playing the original version of spelunkly,I was at the temple and then I decided to sacrifice lots of dead cavemen and hawkman for 99 bombs for olmec,(you can get 99 bombs of you sacrifice 3 damsels and equal to them) when I sacrificed so much it lagged.

  • @tanguasaltfork5876
    @tanguasaltfork5876 3 года назад +3

    Instructions unclear I accidentally sacrified my brother what to do know.

  • @azureempyrean64
    @azureempyrean64 5 лет назад +8

    2:58 this is SCP-682 scream

    • @vagledip5190
      @vagledip5190 4 года назад +3

      That's actually a stock sound effect

  • @interwebedprotogen7575
    @interwebedprotogen7575 4 года назад +2

    7:52 when you realize that the eggplant will in fact one shot yama... WHAT THE FU--

  • @thefantasticfungas1617
    @thefantasticfungas1617 6 лет назад

    This video helped me in the fact that 1) there is a haunted castle secret level and 2) every character that can be sacrificed costs a certain amount points

  • @racer927
    @racer927 4 года назад +1

    I love the slow piano rendition of the Eggplant theme.

  • @Wayfaringrobin
    @Wayfaringrobin 3 года назад +1

    7:05 Dull boring black market song
    7:06 Nice shop keeper music

  • @ryanclemons1
    @ryanclemons1 7 лет назад +1

    I don't even have spelunky and i love the video going to watch the rest now.

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 4 года назад +1

    If you give her 100 corpses you get to have a very brutal but very fun "good time" with her

  • @keys2829
    @keys2829 7 лет назад +6

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS

  • @corygibson6551
    @corygibson6551 7 лет назад +1

    this is my buddy's​ and my go-to couch co-op game! great tutorial, you got a new subscriber!

  • @goldengolem4670
    @goldengolem4670 4 года назад

    Its 5 years later and i just realized the way he got his nostalgic throwback byrecording windows player footage of it.

  • @ds2sofs
    @ds2sofs 9 лет назад +3

    #ThankYouBasedKali

  • @charbomber110
    @charbomber110 7 лет назад +1

    Magic eggplants... you never knoe when you need to turn a giant god of gold into a vegetible

  • @chillerwhale208
    @chillerwhale208 7 лет назад

    I freekin love how menu secrets are added

  • @jimmyjuice697
    @jimmyjuice697 6 лет назад +9

    This video keeps popping up in my recommended for some reason. I don't even play/watch Spelunky

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  6 лет назад +7

      It's Kali's siren song, calling for your attention and eventual eternal devotion...

    • @pringlepenguin2448
      @pringlepenguin2448 4 года назад +1

      Same happened to me and I realised I had splunkey all ready installed probably from a sale or something 1000+ deaths later I can still only manage to raid the black market at most every 20 runs

  • @lapetitband2588
    @lapetitband2588 9 лет назад +12

    2:24-2:31 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Great tutorials, Israel, and great dubbing. From south Spain, my congratulations! I love this game

  • @fishydids
    @fishydids 6 лет назад

    On the chart with all the point values you forgot about dead hawk men.

  • @xiwenyeoh6773
    @xiwenyeoh6773 8 лет назад +1

    I like how you add the dialogue to the characters hahahahaha

  • @SupaCLUCK
    @SupaCLUCK 8 лет назад +2

    The stage at the end...OMG

  • @nathanielbmemevault9008
    @nathanielbmemevault9008 4 года назад +1

    eggg plant!!

  • @Anonymous-if7ue
    @Anonymous-if7ue 7 лет назад +39

    I died at 2:26

  • @pikachewie1124
    @pikachewie1124 4 года назад +1

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • @alexlopez3754
    @alexlopez3754 Год назад

    Ahh yes the finest quality

  • @Lil_Ms_Dipst
    @Lil_Ms_Dipst 4 года назад +1

    Is nobody else gonna talk about how literally the Wither from Minecraft is on the Kali Altars?
    (I am aware that Spelunky Classic has been out since 2008, making it older than MC please don't beat me)

  • @pixelfiend7292
    @pixelfiend7292 4 года назад

    You forgot the silver monkey, if you sacrifice a bone ideal the you get a monkey that poops gems

  • @soursugar4867
    @soursugar4867 5 лет назад +1

    ok so completely unrelated, but the other day i was trying for speedlunky, beat the first level in 21 seconds, got a dark level, and hit end adventure before the first measure of the track ended...

  • @bakrobertjohnston4889
    @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 года назад

    How to get the most value out of hired hands: kali

  • @DiscontinuedForNow215
    @DiscontinuedForNow215 4 года назад

    You forgot to list that dead Black Knights are worth 4 points.

  • @Daniel-kp1lz
    @Daniel-kp1lz 7 лет назад +2

    Dude, you totally forgot about what happens if you sacrufice YOURSELF on the alter

    • @werdna323
      @werdna323 7 лет назад +2

      He mentioned "player characters" and "player character corpses"

  • @crystalking2468
    @crystalking2468 6 лет назад +2

    4:30 i laughed my ass off

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 2 года назад

    I suppose shopkeepers not being as much as other intelligent humans was kind of a clue to them being clones. And since they are clones, I suppose they're a little stale, so Kali doesn't like them as much.

  • @ryder_4435
    @ryder_4435 8 лет назад

    MORE SPELUNKY 101!

  • @chrislarson5097
    @chrislarson5097 8 лет назад

    Don't forget the crystal skull idol and the diamond monkey!

  • @lucasxue2031
    @lucasxue2031 5 лет назад

    Once I landed on spikes w/Kapala and the blood generated gave me ONE extra hp

  • @snazzyd6915
    @snazzyd6915 9 лет назад

    Damn.....that was top shelf. I had no idea...

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  9 лет назад

      +SnazzyD I'm so top shelf I could be considered "choice".

  • @christiandkeepen2350
    @christiandkeepen2350 9 лет назад

    Israel, you know you can get a ghost monkey by putting the skull tiki on the Kali alter, I've done it my self and I thinks he give off about double

  • @Kibop123
    @Kibop123 9 лет назад +1

    That Intro!

  • @GeneralHamface
    @GeneralHamface 9 лет назад

    Super awesome video! And a nice subscriber boost by the way^^

  • @FainterCellar
    @FainterCellar 4 года назад

    In the Point chart you forgot to add the dead black knight and dead hawk men

  • @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052
    @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052 7 лет назад +1

    you forgot to add dead hawkman to the list

  • @BrixAlive
    @BrixAlive 7 лет назад

    Man I need to use the kali altar more

  • @elmariachi5133
    @elmariachi5133 4 года назад +2

    How am I supposed to do that in the few seconds before the ghost appears? Seems even more impossible than bringing the golden key to that tunnel guy :( Well, health points seem worthless for the most anyways, because of the countless unfair one hit killers and traps in the game..

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 6 лет назад

    What about the crystal monkey? Y'know, when you sacrifice the crystal alter in the undead jungle levels that summons the ghost when you pick it up

  • @Crazyoldman84
    @Crazyoldman84 8 лет назад +18

    I saw myself in sticky stuff what is that about?

    • @Crazyoldman84
      @Crazyoldman84 8 лет назад

      +Michael Price PRICE Michael Price No i wasn't in the sticky stuff there was another me in some sort of glue like chewing gum?

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  8 лет назад +6

      +Spiderfly Was it round, pink and it bobbed around? That is the worm tongue. Throw a live damsel in there, you will have fun.
      Was it a dome like jelly, reddish orange? That's honey in the beehives. They just slow you down like cobwebs.

    • @Crazyoldman84
      @Crazyoldman84 8 лет назад

      +Israel Blargh No I have played the game many times I'm pretty good I have beat hell plenty of times this was different to anything I have see I will try and record it its the second time I have seen it but it's very rare.

    • @Crazyoldman84
      @Crazyoldman84 8 лет назад

      +Michael Price PRICE Michael Price nope not frozen I play daily so hopefully come across it again.

    • @TheVerseG
      @TheVerseG 8 лет назад +5

      Well, it's time to learn about the birds and the bees...

  • @0tto_
    @0tto_ 9 лет назад +42

    I watched the video 3 times :D

    • @MrDarkmario777
      @MrDarkmario777 7 лет назад +3

      That Sansflowey profile picture is kinda creepy...

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 лет назад +3

      0tto but why?

    • @moonlitknyght
      @moonlitknyght 7 лет назад +1

      i watched the video 8796345876534897634 times

    • @gamertime3475
      @gamertime3475 6 лет назад

      I think that this is my sixth or seventh

  • @haliweaving1306
    @haliweaving1306 Год назад

    Another thing:
    Dead Black Knight = 4 points
    Dead Hawk Man = 3 points

  • @itsNyroc
    @itsNyroc 9 лет назад

    Awesome video man! Keep it up!

  • @Elkones
    @Elkones 9 лет назад +8

    Great video as always, but i have a quick question. Do you use a custom HUD or something in your spelunky?
    I quite like how it looks in your runs and I wanted to get it for myself

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  9 лет назад +13

      Elk160 Ah, but all you need to do is go into the options menu! Switch it from normal to "PRO". It was added in the last update, however long ago that was.

    • @Elkones
      @Elkones 9 лет назад +1

      Israel Blargh Thank you, thats very helpful!

  • @zy_L
    @zy_L 6 лет назад +2

    i killed 3 players and i got the skull thing

  • @awseomgyhero
    @awseomgyhero 7 лет назад +2

    am I just rng unlucky because 99% of the altars I get are right up high and all of the corpses are Down low so just getting a random item is an achivement

  • @lauraitzelmedranoherbert4827
    @lauraitzelmedranoherbert4827 6 лет назад +1

    2:28 "ok" XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @TondPondy
    @TondPondy 7 лет назад

    Israel Brlagh is INSANELY funny!!

  • @bruvinito
    @bruvinito 9 лет назад

    Amazing video man, thanks for explanations! Do more please! :D

  • @alexanderwallenius2899
    @alexanderwallenius2899 9 лет назад

    Another 101! I love thoose! And i love you too :)

  • @mrgek2919
    @mrgek2919 4 года назад

    the eggplant is op no lie

  • @scorpiongamer2555
    @scorpiongamer2555 7 лет назад +1

    wow..so much useful info here 👍

  • @rileydormer8890
    @rileydormer8890 9 лет назад

    MORE OF THIS!!

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  9 лет назад

      Riley Humphrys It takes a very long time to put one of these together!

  • @jackbevan3885
    @jackbevan3885 9 лет назад

    Kali gives you a JETPACK?!

  • @wildderman8772
    @wildderman8772 4 года назад

    What happens if you give her the ghost idol from just before Dracula castel

  • @ericpaskach6329
    @ericpaskach6329 8 лет назад

    HOLY CRAP THAT'S MY LEVEL! Israel blargh I made King yama's gauntlet!

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  8 лет назад +1

      +Roasty Toasty Aw man, I failed to credit you, it totally slipped my mind! Thanks for not getting mad at me. It's in the description now =D

    • @ericpaskach6329
      @ericpaskach6329 8 лет назад

      cool thanks.

  • @amirrashed771
    @amirrashed771 6 лет назад

    Congratulations now keep running 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gavdownes100
    @gavdownes100 8 лет назад

    Ah so funny. Great vid

  • @Ed-pn7xl
    @Ed-pn7xl 9 лет назад

    XD subscribed your hilarious keep up the amazing work

  • @meowmrrpnyanya
    @meowmrrpnyanya 2 года назад

    The american psycho joke was out of its time

  • @AryanMaxim
    @AryanMaxim 4 года назад

    Kali is a goddess

  • @MrRhilton826
    @MrRhilton826 6 лет назад

    You don't need two players to sacrifice one,one time I fell on an alter while knocked out,I died with a gift,so...cool feature??

  • @thatoneguy8293
    @thatoneguy8293 4 года назад

    I once said I wasn’t a cultist but now I accidentally made a cult so that’s funny 😅

  • @moniruzzaman1456
    @moniruzzaman1456 6 лет назад

    i just put the bodies to get stuff but i never got a cape or a nything like that only climbing gloves

  • @hhhj4351
    @hhhj4351 9 лет назад

    I love that series :D

  • @conropinions9493
    @conropinions9493 8 лет назад +7

    2:30

    • @ElBlargho
      @ElBlargho  8 лет назад +5

      +CN ymus Absolute best moment ever captured on tape.

    • @conropinions9493
      @conropinions9493 8 лет назад

      Israel Blargh Awesome Videos man! :)

  • @DANNY1TDM
    @DANNY1TDM 5 лет назад

    EGGPLANT WHAT

  • @Crynope
    @Crynope 6 лет назад

    You forgot the crystal skull

  • @akina8557
    @akina8557 7 лет назад +1

    2:19 LOLOLOL

  • @espanaplayer4612
    @espanaplayer4612 5 лет назад

    como entraste a esa face de el altar, donde salen todas las cosas y personas para sacrificar?

  • @thenecromancer4113
    @thenecromancer4113 3 года назад +1

    As of now, this video has 420 dislikes, which I’m not sure is good or bad.

  • @huntereaton8
    @huntereaton8 4 года назад

    eggplant 101