Matteo Lane & Jaye McBride Give Advice

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  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 4 месяца назад +485

    Quote of the Day: “It’s never over when they say it, it’s over when you say.”

    • @Lousixbunny
      @Lousixbunny 4 месяца назад +6

      Yes! Hilarious! 😂
      I'm also totally giving "I didn't know your face was there" (anonymous audience member) direct quote time, too!

  • @TheSUGA1202
    @TheSUGA1202 4 месяца назад +282

    This has evolved from a comedy show to a gay confession booth and im all for it.

  • @Trendyflute
    @Trendyflute 4 месяца назад +161

    My introduction to Jaye...instantly with "stalk him" and "it's never over when they say" I was like _this person's a winner_ 😂

  • @okay_sunshine
    @okay_sunshine 4 месяца назад +104

    "exes are for stalking, not for friendship" 🤣💀

  • @kchattx
    @kchattx 4 месяца назад +133

    I love how when Jaye says something really out of pocket Matteo is just like “you better werk, Jaye!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ctw8097
    @ctw8097 4 месяца назад +76

    the collective gasp when that guy said "a year and a half"

    • @mackenzieruder-keller
      @mackenzieruder-keller 3 месяца назад +4

      i read this comment in the beginning of the video so i was waiting for the moment to happen. when i heard the story i was like hell no and the audience reaction was better than i could’ve imagined. their reaction is justified.

  • @johnnyebarrera1380
    @johnnyebarrera1380 4 месяца назад +158

    Jaye is hilarious! And, onstage with Matteo....Pure Gold! Love.

  • @rebaxplosion
    @rebaxplosion 4 месяца назад +185

    "Everyone in Seattle lives in a tent." lmaooo

    • @ginat.8064
      @ginat.8064 4 месяца назад

      Is this a reference to something?

    • @PaigeWeso
      @PaigeWeso 4 месяца назад

      8:19 my boy

    • @carmentolomeo6931
      @carmentolomeo6931 4 месяца назад

      It’s so true lol

    • @ariadneweinberg6016
      @ariadneweinberg6016 4 месяца назад +4

      Unfortunately a lot of folks here do :(

    • @dollarmcmoney9302
      @dollarmcmoney9302 4 месяца назад +9

      @@ginat.8064it’s referring to how expensive it is to live in Seattle.

  • @JohnBarnard-pm1ns
    @JohnBarnard-pm1ns 4 месяца назад +118

    "That man's name is Lindsey Graham...."
    Priceless.

  • @StillTrustNo1
    @StillTrustNo1 4 месяца назад +79

    When he said that Jaye wrote great jokes he wasn't kidding, clearly that was a comedic gold maker delivering that level of comedy that quick on stage.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc 4 месяца назад +60

    "You're right" 😮‍💨

    • @mimibeamy89
      @mimibeamy89 4 месяца назад +12

      That was hands down the most expressive admission of defeat I've heard😂

  • @blackbeardbarkbark
    @blackbeardbarkbark 4 месяца назад +54

    I need more matteo and jaye.

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely 4 месяца назад +33

    Jaye is hilarious 😂 wish we could see more of her ✨

  • @ScamLikely9327
    @ScamLikely9327 4 месяца назад +47

    These are my favorite type of Mateo videos hands down.

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 4 месяца назад +15

    Jaye scared the hell out of that crowd! I love it.

  • @bindablinda
    @bindablinda 4 месяца назад +7

    I love the absolutely chaotic energy that Jaye immediately creates with these answers, just brilliant

  • @rydbthatsme
    @rydbthatsme 4 месяца назад +41

    Sorry I didn’t know your face was there🤣💀

  • @YogeshSharma-dz7cj
    @YogeshSharma-dz7cj 4 месяца назад +23

    More of Jaye and Matteo please ❤

  • @Dragonpixilll.
    @Dragonpixilll. 4 месяца назад +9

    3:42 the look on Matteo’s face bro!!!! ❤😂😂

  • @noellenn2122
    @noellenn2122 4 месяца назад +13

    Jaye is funny af. A bird with teeth. 😂

  • @PoweroftheP00f
    @PoweroftheP00f 4 месяца назад +5

    Holy SHIT she's funny! 🤣 Every line was a gem!

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 4 месяца назад +7

    Excellent pairing. Hysterical. 😊❤

  • @norgtube
    @norgtube 4 месяца назад +13

    My life as a piano mover LMAO

  • @gfiremusic
    @gfiremusic 4 месяца назад +5

    More advice please!! This was epic!! 😂💕

  • @ahsans5350
    @ahsans5350 4 месяца назад +2

    Love this series of his!

  • @grimslepers
    @grimslepers 4 месяца назад +3

    love her!! go girl

  • @mistywebs
    @mistywebs 24 дня назад +1

    I love how Matteo repeats the crowds lines, i get its for clarity but its like a really eager friend hearing gossip in elementary school also and i love the energy 😂

  • @clownearound5751
    @clownearound5751 4 месяца назад +3

    So, so funny.
    Also huge congratulations Matteo on reaching 1 million subscribers too 🥳

  • @janetsworld9734
    @janetsworld9734 3 месяца назад +1

    You guys are FUNNYYYYY together!!!! more pls!!!

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 4 месяца назад +29

    Matteo has the best laugh.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc 4 месяца назад

    Love your work Matteo!!

  • @JuliaMerulla
    @JuliaMerulla 4 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE Jaye and her dynamic with Matteo!

  • @amazingme88
    @amazingme88 4 месяца назад

    THIS....was really good!! 🎉🎉❤❤

  • @cjelavich
    @cjelavich 4 месяца назад

    I love Jaye! You both were too hilarious!

  • @CCCeramics
    @CCCeramics 4 месяца назад

    You have a lot of great chemistry with other comics, but this is my favorite so far. Hilarious!

  • @SLAMSwan
    @SLAMSwan 4 месяца назад +7

    Jaye is hilarious! I loved her set when she opened for you in Detroit. :)

  • @zamorafernando76
    @zamorafernando76 4 месяца назад +5

    Love you Matteo❤🎉🎉

  • @amym1126
    @amym1126 4 месяца назад

    Two of my favorites ❤❤❤

  • @JerseyFerdinand
    @JerseyFerdinand 4 месяца назад

    Love this

  • @OUOSHAsianSensation
    @OUOSHAsianSensation 4 месяца назад

    You and Jaye were hilarious last night! Can’t wait for you to come back to Detroit!

  • @alfredbonnabel7022
    @alfredbonnabel7022 4 месяца назад

    Excellent... lot's of fun!

  • @user-xb6jx7um5b
    @user-xb6jx7um5b 4 месяца назад +2

    This got me laughing until i peed a little in my pants. So funny. I would definitely love to see more of you. She is awesome and witty. With Nick as well, I'd probably rofling all night long. Consider it.

  • @user-gz9xc8we8b
    @user-gz9xc8we8b 3 месяца назад

    I fucking love the advice series 😂😂😂

  • @joaomatos1420
    @joaomatos1420 4 месяца назад

    This was so unhinged... LOVED IT1

  • @jorhanwu7741
    @jorhanwu7741 3 месяца назад

    OMG Love HER !!

  • @BeauxJackson
    @BeauxJackson 4 месяца назад +1

    Matteo almost at 1M‼️‼️‼️

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 4 месяца назад +1

    JAYE IS ICONIC. You rock!

  • @shynye
    @shynye 4 месяца назад +6

    People always ask Matteo about the wildest situations in these vids 😆

  • @snickersblah
    @snickersblah 3 месяца назад +4

    Holy fuck, Jaye is quick and funny

  • @shynye
    @shynye 4 месяца назад +13

    More of this duo please 🙏🏼 😂 OMFG

  • @claudiaelodie
    @claudiaelodie 4 месяца назад

    Omg this was hysterical 😂😂😂.

  • @zackfro
    @zackfro 4 месяца назад +7

    This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @paunitka7
    @paunitka7 4 месяца назад +2

    Matteo is world's best Agony Aunt, and with this charming assistant, he's unbeatable! I feel he could solve all the problems in my life and the lives of all the people I know. XD

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 4 месяца назад +4

    Matteo is best advice dispenser

  • @salumbre365
    @salumbre365 3 месяца назад

    I didn't know Jaye and now I LOVE her! She is so funny and incisive, and yet so random, like it's impossible to know what she's going to say next.

  • @markharty9772
    @markharty9772 4 месяца назад +1

    Matteo's face is precious.

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee 4 месяца назад +1

    “I’m sorry, I didn’t know your face was there” 😂😂😂

  • @deejay4139
    @deejay4139 4 месяца назад +1

    She actually killed it. I hope she has a special somewhere

  • @ChernobylKid
    @ChernobylKid 4 месяца назад

    love it

  • @katarinavalentine
    @katarinavalentine 4 месяца назад

    She gets me lol

  • @daenawinston7397
    @daenawinston7397 4 месяца назад +1

    The spy store 😂

  • @TravelingKristin
    @TravelingKristin 3 месяца назад +1

    Jaye slayed!

  • @yvettebennett6170
    @yvettebennett6170 4 месяца назад

    Stalk him! So funny.😂

  • @sujurean
    @sujurean 4 месяца назад +1

    Please bring Jaye back, she's hysterical 😂

  • @Varenyam86
    @Varenyam86 4 месяца назад

    He's trying to hit on you 😂😂😂

  • @JanneBernards
    @JanneBernards 4 месяца назад

    Hilarious!

  • @C8zzzD
    @C8zzzD 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂 Lindsey Graham! Epic 😂😂😂

  • @SmileFromGlasgow
    @SmileFromGlasgow 3 месяца назад

    Saw Jaye in Albany years ago since I lived in the area, she was hilarious and I'm glad to see she's doing well!

  • @tonchimatta
    @tonchimatta 4 месяца назад

    the mention of Chile sent me out of the window. damn god i didn’t know you even knew about the miners, thanks matteo!!

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor 4 месяца назад

      Everybody knows about them! And about the one who’s girlfriend and wife found out about eachother while they were waiting for them to be rescued

  • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
    @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 4 месяца назад +9

    It’s always the Olive Garden. 😂

  • @tortison
    @tortison 4 месяца назад +4

    Is Matteo just always wearing the Dodgers shirt, working at the comedy cellar, and giving advice with a guest?

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 4 месяца назад +1

      This shirt is already an icon! :D

  • @dandles2010
    @dandles2010 4 месяца назад +4

    This should have just gone on for three hours.

  • @gozer5264
    @gozer5264 3 месяца назад

    Yoooo Jaye do slay tho 💃🏻

  • @najadahmer4862
    @najadahmer4862 4 месяца назад +1

    This was hilarious!!

  • @solazulnm
    @solazulnm 4 месяца назад

    OMG 🔥 about to hit 1M! 👏👏👏 Who’s the real oral expert?!

  • @NomSauce
    @NomSauce 22 дня назад +2

    The immediate woman advice: "Stalk him" LMAO

  • @blysmich33
    @blysmich33 4 месяца назад

    Jaye knocking them down! good shit!

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 4 месяца назад

    This is the first time I've seen multiple people asking for advice actually say "You're right".

  • @vsic1005
    @vsic1005 4 месяца назад +2

    I’m from Seattle, that joke was hilarious 😂 but seriously you should tour here!! We would love to see you!

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 4 месяца назад +1

      Will the comedy venue be a tent too? 🤔🤣

    • @vsic1005
      @vsic1005 4 месяца назад +2

      @@paunitka7 probably! Too rainy to do a show outdoors 😂

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 4 месяца назад

      @@vsic1005 No, but really, is this some cultural reference that I cannot be aware of as an outsider? Is there some back story? My only associations with Seattle at this point is some old romcom and that awesome radio KEXP.

    • @vsic1005
      @vsic1005 4 месяца назад

      @@paunitka7 I think it’s either a hippy reference (because we’re super liberal, into nature, and smoke a lot of weed) or a reference to the city’s massive homeless population (largely due to rent increases and inflation, the city hasn’t done enough to help those living in tents on the streets).

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 4 месяца назад

      @@vsic1005 Oh, I see... Hang on in there, I guess?

  • @WifeWulff
    @WifeWulff 2 месяца назад

    "everyone in Seattle lives in a tent" KILLED me - I work in Seattle 😂

  • @glenclosenough7066
    @glenclosenough7066 9 дней назад

    Alfonso sounded drunk lol

  • @jamesandrewmincy8060
    @jamesandrewmincy8060 4 месяца назад

    Lindsey Graham 😂😂😂

  • @Syco108
    @Syco108 4 месяца назад

    Least amount of questions answered winner!!!

  • @slowdownbuddy
    @slowdownbuddy 4 месяца назад

    I didnt there was was a better duo rhan Matteo and Nick but Jaye is quite amazing ❤

  • @friendlyporkchop
    @friendlyporkchop 2 месяца назад

    this is the first time i've heard of jaye and it only took until "stalk them" for me to become a huge fan of hers lmao

  • @TMish73829
    @TMish73829 4 месяца назад

    The Seattle joke sent me

  • @XEZGOLDZ
    @XEZGOLDZ 3 месяца назад

    Hilarious

  • @carveylover
    @carveylover 3 месяца назад

    I don't know who Jaye is but, I love them! They are ICONIQUE!

  • @ericdwhitmorec
    @ericdwhitmorec 4 месяца назад +1

    It's because he likes you,
    When he gets drunk it's harder to hide and he doesn't want to cross the best friend line and possibly ruin the relationship, so instead of kissing you, he slaps you.

  • @Creative_Expression
    @Creative_Expression 4 месяца назад

    FYI: the slapper clearly wants to be more than friends.

  • @ohwowoh7281
    @ohwowoh7281 4 месяца назад

    The slapping best friend is jealous and in love with him.

  • @jahanas22
    @jahanas22 4 месяца назад

    Thanks. I need a good laugh.

  • @davideaston3005
    @davideaston3005 4 месяца назад

    And our next guest on the Matteo Lane & Friends Variety Hour....

  • @JoltYourLife
    @JoltYourLife 4 месяца назад

    who else noticed hes almost at 1M subs!

  • @nataliebower6647
    @nataliebower6647 3 месяца назад

    Please bring Jaye back all the time omg I’m crying

  • @Crackle-Crackle
    @Crackle-Crackle 14 дней назад

    Would love to see Big Jay Oakerson help give advice with Matteo

  • @smiles8948
    @smiles8948 22 дня назад

    Hes so cute

  • @mistywebs
    @mistywebs 24 дня назад

    Is the slapping friend maybe doing the Elle Woods wingman move for a friend?

  • @actingmak
    @actingmak 3 месяца назад +1

    Does Matteo own other shirts?

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 4 месяца назад +1

    1:35 If a one-night stand looked through my window and asked, "What's wrong?" I would die laughing. The innocent voice with deep sexual urges wins me over.
    That second person sounds like they're unwitting friends to a closeted dominatrix who loves public shaming; the fact that he only does it while drunk shows he has DARK URGES that can only be released with history's oldest truth serum.
    I've got friendly relationships with my exes, but I'm somewhat intense, so they keep their distances. To me, an ex-girlfriend is basically a BFF that you can share embarrassing sexual stories without getting judged...too harshly. XD
    Ha, that fourth question. He's in a relationship with a married man, probably with kids and various relationships with the nearby shop owners and/or local runners. I love the thought that he's a hoarder. Maybe an animal hoarder?