Europe Swelters Under Heat Apocalypse | Late Show To Go LIVE After Next Jan. 6 Committee Hearing
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
- Stephen checks on our friends in Europe who are experiencing a record-setting heat wave, and announces that The Late Show will broadcast LIVE this Thursday after the next public hearing by the Jan. 6th Committee.
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Where the hell you been? We needed you for those hearings...
True. Why do they get breaks at the same time and how many breaks a year do they get? When Steven is not available, neither is Trevor or Seth. Like c'mon man.
Facts
Actually tho and right after a week off
Congratulations Ben and Jalo.
@@popeyesailor8744 it's crazy to me that they all get the SAME weeks off. At least have one be on air???? And switch??? Wtf??
Stephen, Seth and Trevor go on a break all at the same time and I feel clueless what to watch before sleep!!!!!
Jimmy Kimmel too😭
Yup pretty much
try pr0n - it cures what ails ya
yeah. don't you guys ever do this again to us, EVER!!!!!!
And yet sleep didn't elude you??
Seeing Stephen pop up in my video feed after 2 weeks is like opening the freezer thinking its empty and seeing a tub of your fav ice cream untouched.
It's like having the munchies and remembering your secret stash!
Excellent. Keep it rolling!
Great description, spot-on!
BEST ANALOGY
Like finding that bottle of wine after a really rough day
Damn it, Stephen, don't ever leave us for that long again! I can't take the news without you! We love you, you wonderful man!
Dependent on Steven for all the best reviews ... Hell ya. . me too 🤪😂
"Not very good at this fellas" Nailed it.
yet, none are facing criminal charges as of yet, so who is even worse at it: them or our 'justice' department? Real life "Dumb & Dumber"
Yeah, "Tiny Orange Hands" should've kept Bolton around.
He's been committing almost daily crimes, publicly, for over 60 years. Why would he no do witness tampering, yet again? If he were not banned from twitter, then he would have done it on twitter, like before.
Stephen Colbert! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? We missed you dearly. That was the longest two weeks ever! Thank goodness you're back 💕
Brit here and yes, today the all-time record went. 104F was recorded and we got 102F in our garden yesterday. We are all woefully underprepared for heat - everything is built for cold, with brick houses that are insulated. It’s been difficult to put it mildly. Fires in London isn’t something we normally see. Well, not since the Great Fire of London 😂
Yes! Those buildings were wood...speaking of wood we used to be famous for redwoods here in the US.
As to A/C er..it was 98% here & I have fans and ice trays.
France here weve been swelering for days with a reciord & 44,1c ithe south east with horrendous forrest fire! Were torally unpepared for this dubai weather in europe!!
Stay safe
Hope you are doing alright!!
Here in france WE do have hot weather in the Summer but at the moment our land and forrests are burning down, and that is not funny
People are losing their homes and Businesses. So yes, it does feel Like the Apokalypse
It’s a sad commentary, but when I just can’t take the news directly I get the news from the late night news commentary; Accurate information, impeccable delivery, and news put in context for believability. And I laugh out loud at our ability to see the worst news in the context of Cobert brilliance.
Seth Myers is great too. A bunch of times, though, they have the same clips, but they are differently funny!
How I survived 2016-2020
@@catsj1767 exactly
mental midget comedy for mental midgets
I don't call him ex president, former president or any other word. He never met the criteria to be president. He was nothing more than a reality TV presenter... refuse to use the words star as well.
Though, sadly, he does manipulate masterfully... and not just his beloved "poorly educated" 😞😞😞
I just call him Agent Orange. Covers all bases
Dang what did he do to you
Stephen, Trevor, Seth all absent. It’s been a rough year the past couple of weeks.
And Jimmy Kimmel
GOOD RIDDANCE.
He had to sort out the legal implications of his 9 film crew members that was at the 6th January invasion... just found out he got special privilege and the charges were dropped...my guess is of his liberal support 🤷
@@erniegouws7262 Well I hear that it wasn't the liberal support, but the tooth fairy. Or maybe "god".
@@homerj.simpson7562 definitely god, the hypocritical one... called satan 👍
Finally Stephen is back, he deserved a 2 week break but damn did I miss his monologues.
*same*
He's taken enough breaks for anyone. With his salary could he possibly be taking breaks more often?
He gets more time off than my boss
"The chickens are now drinking sports drinks."
- Yet another prediction from Idiocracy to come true.
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!
But are we giving it to the plants yet?
But Brawndo's got what chickens crave. It's got electrolytes.
Secret Service: “Oops, the text messages were between the couch cushions this whole time!”
The most messed up part of that bit is that the Secret Service basically DID try "new phone, who dis?" They said they were doing a data transfer or reset or something and some texts may have been lost
@@warriorscholar41 lmao when I heard that all I could think of was "new phone, who dis?" Also
Be funny if those were some of the documents Trump hid in Florida.
@@warriorscholar41 the most messed up part of this is that when the doj is in need of a forensic data retrieval from a criminal's cell phone, they often send the phone to none other than a section of the secret service agency, which is renowned for exactly such expertise. i wonder why no media is talking about this? it's right on the official secret service website.
@@jackl4laughs that would be great if there are photo shots of those documents…..
Next year, can you maybe discuss your holiday plans with the other Late Night Hosts. Y’all abandoned us all at the same time. Can you maybe stagger your holidays next year so that you’re not all on holiday at the same time. We need you. 🙏💙
"Abandoned " is the key word.
Lol. They really don’t owe us anything like that. And as adults they should be fully capable to control their vacations for the benefit of their staffs health, wellbeing, planning, schedules and motivation. Not for our convenience.
I mean they're all gonna go on break for the week of the 4th, and they all take weeks off for the holidays in December, so those weeks are going to be dark.
They can't stagger when federal holidays happen. I just watch old late night clips when they go on vacation since there's literally thousands of those.
I'm glad Stephen is back after a well deserved vacation. He helps me maintain my sanity in rough times. Stephen Colbert. Comedian by trade. Public servant in the process.
he stopped doing comedy in 2016
From the Netherlands here. Thank you Stephen for making the heat a bit more bearable.
It’s been a tough two weeks Stephen, glad to see you’re back!
😘👊✌
You guys have been the light in the darkness the last few years..
I am in England and I can confirm the heat apocalypse is real, I’m surprised things aren’t spontaneously combusting. Today I was excited to go to work because they have air conditioning.
It's gotten to the point now where my day is only complete if I listen to a Stephen Colbert monologue ❤️
My LSSC withdrawal symptoms suddenly disappeared. These weeks without hearing Stephen sarcasm has been hell. TBF, not as literal as the horror going on outside the house. But still hell.
It's a mad world.
Kind of depressing to see a monologue that includes both the climate crisis and desperate efforts to make fossil fuels cheaper. We're not exactly proving to be intelligent caretakers of the planet.
Don't worry about the planet it will be just fine. It's humans that are done for.
@@bobwoods1302 Trouble is, we're taking out thousands of plant and animal species as we go.
@@DuckReach432 New life will sprout once we are gone And the new flora and fauna will be much better off without us
@@bobwoods1302 those poor Rat's are going to miss the Pizza
We're having a tough time demonstrating we even understand what the definition of intelligence means...
So good to have you back. You have no idea how much you are missed. Every joke saves my sanity again 😂
Temperatures are reaching far, far higher than 104 in Europe, I don't know where he got that understated figured from - they have been as high as 115 in Portugal recently and similar temperatures in Spain!! 104 is pretty much currently the lowest temperature anywhere in England at the moment and England has reached 106 today in places. Parts of England got no lower than 79 overnight!
Feels like forever when you and Seth take breaks. Welcome back!
feels like things always get crazier while they're gone.
Should be some kind of Law against Seth and Stephen to be off at the same time.
and Jimmy! both Stephen and Jimmy have the best suits, aka sartorial manager, in the business...
Seth who?
Dear Stephen,
Gods, how we've missed you! Do you and Seth always have to take breaks at the same time? Welcome back!
Sincerely,
Every currently sane American.
Thank you, Stephen Colbert & Company, for helping us through these crazy times with a lot of laughs.
Thanks low ranking mossad agent! Keep earning those shekels kiddo!
Missed your genius……omg, you nailed it as always. How do we live 2 weeks without all 4 of our night geniuses?
So very happy that you are back❣️ A lot happened in two weeks and without your spin the news is even worse 😄
“Secret Service, if you’re listening - I hope you are able to find the text messages that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press. Let’s see if that happens.”
It’s like looking for the key in the Uvalde elementary school
@@catsj1767 They were looking for courage too.
These videos keep me alive, Mr Colbert! Thanks for coming back
OMG, I'm so glad that you are back, Stephen!!! I had to actually listen to the news to get the news which was REALLY depressing without your humor and wit to take the edge off!!!
Yes he's finally back!!!! I'm sweating over here in London and I need some laughter 😂
My God Stephen....it's been forever 💖...hope u had a great time....wish ALL U GUYS would alternate vacations...we NEED one of u here during these disasters 🌹💖🐈🦋
LONGEST 2 WEEKS OF MY LIFE!! So glad you're back, Stephen ♥️
You need to get a life
IM SO WITH YOU
"If there is something older than Joe Biden, it's the universe." Absolute Gold!
Greetings from Europe,
it truly has become a MELTINGPOT of many different cultures.
The selfie just knocked me out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great screen capture to send to your friends and Fox News
Wow, you can never get this kind of laugh and fun from anywhere else.
I live in London. The heat is horrible. I'm currently sitting in my flat with the USB-charged fans on, blinds closed, lights off, several (reusable!) bottles of water in the fridge. Yesterday, it was too hot for some of the tubes and trains to run safely, so there were severe delays. But I'm fine without air conditioning because I don't want to contribute even more to the problems that caused the heat.
Lmfao @ "Not very good at this fellas" that was awesome
He's back baby! Thank GOD!!!
There once was a man named Stephen, his fans always needed to see him, he left without warning, he left us in mourning, he cannot defend himself leavin’😿
This is probably the best Haiku ever written
@@benr3799 Not really Haiku, but that’s okay. 😂
That was pretty good.
@@MicheleEngel I’ve seen Aloha starring Emma Stone AND the last Samurai featuring Tom Cruise, so I think I know a bit more about Asia and its poetry than most
He helps trump's crimes go down so much easier.
Thank God you are back. I could not face American life without Stephen.
Maher went off for a month at the same time!!! I felt abandoned.
Evie, YOU ARE THE STAR!!! Stephen's lucky to have met you!
Jabba the putz! A slow clap of deep and abiding respect! Thank you “LatasaSean”.
How could you leave us during the hearings? You and Seth Meyers may NEVER take a vacation at the same time again!!! 😅Seriously, I hope you had a good time. 😊No, wait, I think I was more serious with my first reaction!!!😜
This will be Rule 1 that comes from the J6 Committee. Seth and Colbert must be like joint custody parents. Don't ever abandon us like this again.
Watch the news
Exactly
@@dahawk8574 😀😁😂I love that.. .....joint custody😁🤣
I was just thinking how much I missed seeing your show each morning and when I opened RUclips, there you were, back from vacation. Life is good again.
So glad The Late Show is back! I've been missing the monologues
Sitting here in England, 9:30am, and yeah it's so bloody humid and hot. We are used to 5°c to maybe 15°c and we are getting 35°c, it's dreadful.
You need to go where they keep the beer!
Welcome back Stephen and all the crew! Spent the last two weeks on reruns, couldn't be happier on this fresh batch.
He had to sort out the legal implications of his 9 film crew members that was at the 6th January invasion... just found out he got special privilege and the charges were dropped...my guess is of his liberal support 🤷
Amen to that!
My day has been made!
Ernie, they were literally invited to the capital by Democrat and Republican officials for interviews for the skit. They were processed and released. No special privileges. 🤦🏼♀️
@@simmom6434 they probably read that on Faux News and just regurgitated it.
I’m so glad your back, it has been horrible without your show the last couple days
My nightcap every night. So glad you’re back SC!
Glad you're back! Miss the jokes and Colbert team.
I did not want to get up at 4am to hit the gym this morning, but then I remembered it's Tuesday and Stephen should be back by now. Thank you for the motivation Stephen and welcome back! 🥲
Good for you for staying healthy!
Thanks for sharing your motivation trick! I also watch it to improve my mornings 😊☕️🌞
I got up, I just didn't bother going to the gym. I've got principles. 😁
gyms are gross.
Peletonnitt
Colbert has been my sanity every weeknight for years and of all the 2 weeks for him to take off with all the insanity in our Nation, he did it while I was flattened by COVID. Man. Such unfortunate timing when I needed the Late Shoe most. Glad you’re finally back! Sanity returning and now I’m recovered too lol
Was just in France, it was insanely hot already. You could literally see a massive fire raging from the Avingon church
The humidity in the air in many European countries makes it feel even worse. As how we cope without air conditioning, our houses are not built out of cardboard and are designed to keep cold out which works the same way with heat. Thick stone walls make it difficult for heat to get in easily. Spain already had a 45°C temperature this summer. We have seen these temperatures before, or close ones, but not this often or for such a long time and certainly not 40°C in the U.K.
It's raining here in the trossachs, Scotland. It was pretty hot yesterday, but compared to other parts of the UK, it's not been too bad.
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Welcome back!! You were missed!
In my country here (in Europe) every single building looks like a Christmas tree. If the building is the tree, then the ACs are the decorations. There's just a ton of ACs covering every single house and tall building lol!
Thank you for coming back. My therapist quit because all of you went on vacation at the same time.
I can confirm the heat when my thermostat at worked jumped from 30 degrees c (86 degrees f) at two o'clock to 38 degrees c (100.4 degrees f ) in just 3 hours.
Why does Representative Cheney refer to Trump as "President Trump." I believe that "Former President Trump" is more appropriate. That is until he receives the full measure of Constitutional protections until such time as he is properly referred to as "Prisoner Trump" (serving a life sentence in Florence Colorado for Treason.)
Maybe she is trying to emphasize that all of Trump's traitorous actions took place while he was still the President, which make the already worse even more worse as he was the leader of the government he was trying to overthrow for his own benefit.The important thing is what he gets called in the future and I hope that is convict.
So happy to see you back yayyy
Happy ur back Stephen
Yay Stephen is back! We missed you ❤️
Finally you are back !!! Don't you guys ever take a long break like this !!! I almost died !
Steven, congrats on the charges being dropped and a bow to you gifting David, yet, you have fans who do MISS YOU!
lol, dyin’😅🤪
I am so in love with that man!!!
Try icecream
He had to sort out the legal implications of his 9 film crew members that was at the 6th January invasion... just found out he got special privilege and the charges were dropped...my guess is of his liberal support 🤷
“There’s something older than Joe Biden, the universe…” What a segue! 😆 Good job, writers!
I live in a cave house in the south of Spain. It's almost the same temperature all year round. No air conditioning, just the occasional bit of heating in winter. It's nearly always at 16 centigrade (61 Fahrenheit) due to 1-metre thick walls and a two-metre thick solid rock roof. Modern Spanish homes have no insulation at all - a really dumb design flaw in a country where temperatures vary by 50 degrees centigrade during the year.
Temperate wise, I've reason to believe the best spot to live in is Santa Monica, California. Maybe the best spot in the United States if not the world: its fogbank consistently reaches about a mile, keeping average temperatures cool; no wildfires; no hurricanes; at its hottest, abt 35 degrees celsius - and it hasn't even hit THAT yet this year. The parking is a nightmare scam in Santa Monica (its city council is a group of dipshit real estate puppets catering to commercial building no one seems to use), the ocean is certainly polluted, but that aside, the weather itself really never changes much. The rest of the country is fucked.
Heard 1,000 died from the heat in Spain. Western USA had a heat wave in Wash & they never have needed ACs so heat killed some there. Homeless will be the 1st to fry to die!
Insulation is where the building company usually cheaps out. Insulation is mandatory, but authorities never try enforce this kind of things.
Lucky you, I am in Almeria and it's unbearable here!! I want to move where you are!!! 🥵😅
I heard Almeria is in the dry section of Spain.
We missed you Steven! ❤️
thank goodness! WANT to hear your comments about life these days, you help as much as HCR (Heather Cox Richardson, Stephen, you need to follow her if you don't already!
You made me smile and laugh after some really hard moments today. Thank you for sharing the pain of this insane world and somehow making us laugh through it all.
1:43 🤣🤣 So silly but Stephen’s execution is priceless 👌💯
First it's watering the livestock with sports drinks, then it's watering the crops... Idiocracy really is inevitable, I guess.
It's what the chickens crave!
@@sharonsmoke5058 le bock bock bock
The Pepsico Supreme Court has spoken.
Idiocracy has been alive and well for quite a while now
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he MUST be indicted!
Welcome back, Stephen! It’s been a long two weeks.
I don't know what to make of jokes about the current heat wave in Europe bringing major droughts and wildland fires, but it's good to have you back.
Also, hundreds of people dying from the heat. Americans have no idea what's going on outside their country.
Isn't it also estimated that the heat might rise to be up to 50°C in Portugal and Spain? Or at least a couple of degrees over 40? I might be wrong about that as I haven't read the specifics in a couple of days.
(I think 50°C the equivalent to about 120-125ish Fahrenheit for the Americans who're wondering)
@@user-uu1vx6fi3z That's a sweeping statement you've made there. US have pretty lousy weather in many states too that suffer from high temperature (Texas, Arizona, Southern California , Nevada ....), wild fires, mud slides, tornedos, earthquakes and all. Hundreds die or lose their properties each year. They know what's it like.
@@MTMF.london Humidity is worse the more North or South you go on Earth. Once the poles' air flows won't be able to cool the countries that depend on them as well; you'll start seeing hell in countries that aren't meant to be that hot (Canada, France, GB, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Finland, Australia, NZ, etc). Simply because their environment is not adapted for that kind of humidity and heat mixed together. People love to point out USA states that have environments that can handle that weather (like Florida and Texas), but they forget that the more North you move, the less swamps you see (because adaptations in the environment are different).
@@MTMF.london I know. I am an American. I didn't say that we are unsympathetic, but rather unaware of what's going on in other countries. It was not meant to be a sweeping statement, but rather a generalization. I apologize, no insult intended. Stephen just got back from vacation and has not idea what's going on, that's his bad.
I’m mad at you for leaving for 2 weeks 😡
I love you and missed you Colbert 😍
I grew up in Kansas! It could easily get up to 110 degrees...in the shade! And 90 degrees at night! Now, that's hot!!!
Yay, you are back!!!!! hope you are feeling strong and healthy.
The American use of Fahrenheit is so confusing. 104 degrees is 40 Celsius for the rest of the world.
Yes, but when you see 104, you know it's REALLY 🔥
"Buy a boat and go fishing by yourself" - Dexter, 8 seasons.
Great to see you back - MISSED you! Baking with Paul Hollywood - what an entré!!
Very funny from Tucson where its often 104 or above this time of year. Last year BC had record heat.
BCer here. That Heat Dome was terrible. I lived in fear that we'd get another one this year, but so far so good. Whew. 😌
Meanwhile, here in Sydney we're freezing our nuts off in the coldest winter we've ever had - in a city that is designed for the heat, not the cold...
I was in Sydney in 2014 just as your record drought and heat wave was ending. It seems that no one person or area is being spared any longer.
I'm hoping the best for my Aussie mates.Cheers.
I literally just moved from Florida to England. Wtf. This is literally the weather I was hoping to get away from. Luckily I'm used to it. But yeah no AC in the house or the car (got a used car. Previous owner had it broken n never bothered to fix it)
While ceiling fans in every room are the standard in Florida, they're probably non-existent in jolly England.
@@victorpradha9946 Correct. We have fans here, but in the 6 years I've lived in England, I don't remember ever seeing a ceiling fan.
@@victorpradha9946 yep. Bought some fans last week so we could get some air movement. Hard to sleep without that white noise n breeze after so many years
No more 2 week breaks we can't handle raising. We need you guys help us thru this mess.
We're told it's supposed to get to 40C/104F here today in the Paris region 😭😭. Most of us don't have AC (don't ask why, it's a long story and there will be some controversial opinions over it). I'm not working currently and not going anywhere for vacation (not that it matters, the weather is gonna be the same everywhere in this country) and our train is cut for 4 weeks for renovations, one train was stuck in the tunnels for 2 hours yesterday in the heat with the air turned off people were fainting and they had to do an emergency evacuation, so I'm home and currently submerged in a very cold bath, lol, it's the only thing that helps
Oh come on Stephen, lol, chickens in the EU aren't allowed to have gatoraide, lol
Dear heat wave in Europe,
Shut up.
Love,
Phoenix, AZ
Person on UK here. Actually, those guards who wear those bearskin hats? Still wearing them. They have people coming round squirting water in their mouths and checking on them.
Person IN UK. My culpa.
Woohoo, finally they are back
As to the topic of Europe lacking air conditioning: As odd as it may sound to an American person, but adding more current consumers to the game is the exact opposite to the correct answer to the question that is bothering us in Europe right now...
Exactly. I use fans and plug them into my laptop to charge and leave the lights off. It is nice going into the rare shop/pub with air conditioning (I'm in England), but air conditioning just contributes to climate change, so we can make it work without it.
Exactly! And frankly, I can get by without, and I am currently sitting in the middle of the heat wave. But the walls are thick (no drywalls), the shutters are closed, the night will most likely be too warm to sleep but I am sure I will manage.
its really frightful image that more and more people are buying ac, which in turn ups the heat outside. at some point we notice its just sand desert outside and locked in our relatively cool prisons
That is a social answer but for you to discount individual lives is also wrong. I’m not American and I don’t have a/c. But eventually I will get one because I’ll be older and it will be hotter.
The real problem is that people who have them overuse them. you want to get the 36 degrees down to 26, but setting it at 20 is unethical
I technically have AC, but have learned two fans and an ice pack in a towel at the small of my back works just as well.
Thank you all for being fun and good. It would be a shame for all of this to come to an end.
regardless,get ready for a RED wave
It felt like forever!!
Can confirm it is too hot
- Aspen, on hour two of being camped out at a cafe with air conditioning for 6 hours so that the heat will pass over.
Thank God you're back!!!
Those hearings won't be the same without you 🤭😂
I'm from California and have experienced 110 degree heat, but it was during a low humidity period on our coast. Now I live in Hawaii, which is far more humid than California. When it's 80 here, it feels like 100 degree weather in Cali. To be honest, I enjoyed that 110 degree weather, but it was DRY. I am sure I would have been miserable if it had been humid.
Never come to oz then.
Don’t go east we always have the humidity!
Not to mention I would imagine it would rapidly cool off at night.
I live and grew up in the Great Lakes area, but I lived in the Nevada/California high desert area and one thing people in those areas don't appreciate is how quickly the evenings cool off and become comfortable, while the east has the humidity that keeps that heat sweltering all through the night. The same is true for large parts of Europe I have visited.
The difference is Cali has desert and all of that... it's meant to be hot. Europe is literally not equipped to deal with that kind of heat.
Thank goodness you’re back!!🙌🙌🙌
Thank God you're back.
My sister sent me a video from across the street while this is happening 😭 I wish I can attend someday this amazing late show
Did you hear the one about the "Coup Cucks Clan" ?? John Fugelsang is so spicy! Love his sarcasm!