The Worst Dinosaur Movie You've Never Heard Of
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2023
- Saurians is a really bad dinosaur movie from 1994. Let’s check it out!
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Why is it so common for people to think that Archaeologists research Dinosaurs? This movie put the effort to define the word “Saurian” but couldn’t even get that right.
People also think scientists discover fossils
As a kid I used to think archaeologists research dinosaurs. These B movies, bad as they were, inspired me to become a fossil hunter. I even collected stones that has leaf impressions that were dumped on a construction disposal area next to my home.
Alas, I later discovered that my country, the whole region in fact, was underwater much of the prehistoric times so paleontology is not a viable career option here. And my mother threw away the stones away while I was in college, saying they invite bad sprirts. She didn't throw away my p0rn stash, however.
I wonder if the misconception ever goes the other way, namely people thinking paleontologists are the ones digging up ancient structures and artifacts.
Same vein as all reptiles are lizards and all old extinct animals are dinosaurs.
You commented it before I could. .I Wonder what they think paleontologist do?
Shit, I gotta hurry or you'll cover every dinosaur movie I've planned to review
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yall really need to do an epic crossover sometime
You were the first person I thought of when I saw this video
while I was watching this video, a commercial for Magic the gathering Arena was being advertised, it was Lost Caverns of Ixalan which is a set about Aztecs riding dinosaurs. and even this fantasy situation is more plausible than the acting in this film
My god those low budget films were the pinnacle of movies I watched while I was bored
These kinds of movies are truly the movie ever XD
It is the life blood of the RUclips movie review game
It really is tho! XD
I make No-Budget movies on my other RUclips Account....😅
My parents adore the Polonia Bros movies, simply because they are absolutely awful XD My folks love B movies and below, they enjoy seeing how horribly funny and awkward they can be while still seeing the passion of the writer/director to make them, so when they discovered the Polonias they were hooked. Every weekend they search their streaming services for any bad movies and often end up on one of the Polonia productions lol.
Sounds like an awesome family not gonna lie
@@d1halberdgnoll963 Oh they are, it's a blast to watch the movies with them! They get all excited when they find a truly awful one lol XD
A hybrid of T-Rex with stegosaurus would kinda look like Godzilla
Someone’s been binge watching cinemassacre’s godzillathon
@@GrizzlyDave85 I know what you're talking about, but I didn't learn that from there xD
You're not the first person to say that. I've seen cuts of Godzilla movies where they call Godzilla exactly that.
11:46 and 14:25 that death sound was a sound clip from When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. Plus that second death scene is what I remember a very long time ago.
the orange dinosaur looks like its coated in some spicy breaded coating
Allen is like a whole ass napoleon dynamite if he was in Jurassic park
Dinosaur film viewers: You are without doubt the worst dinosaur movie I've ever heard of!
Saurians: But you have heard of me.
So you're telling me that Godzilla VS Mothra is at fault for Cocaine Shark?
You say that like Cocaine Shark isn't an absolute masterpiece! 😂
I think the “dinosaur” in Dinosaur Activity is more like a dragon than a lizard.
Honestly, that would make more sense considering there was an emphasis on the amount of fires that were started from the "dinosaurs", although we never get to see them actually breath fire for obvious budget reasons XD
The line delivery in this movie is giving off major House of the Dead 2 line delivery energy
There is another candidate, “Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs.” Diamanda Hagan rightly called it “Ed Wood’s Dune.”
We need a collaboration with RickRaptor soon.
That joke was better than the production of this movie 🤣
And my jokes are awful. That's saying something XD
I love how almost every director is inspired by Godzilla
Yeah
Or other toho monster movies
Or monster films in general
@ 19:55
Lynette: Alan, is that a stick of dynamite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Alan: Yes.
I have an idea for a video. There's these books series called "Cryptid hunters," and the first one is about Mokele Mbembe. So if you want another story like Raptor to cover for the channel, I think this would be an interesting one
And I'm pretty sure that's what cryptid they tried to write the name of in the intro for this movie.
@@26th_Primarchit definitely is
Mokele-mbembe? Never heard of it, do you mean Mimbawee-bimbe? 😂
I went "Ooooh nooooo" involuntarily when you mentioned Polonia
Did y'all ever heard how there's more time between stegosaurus and T-Rex then time between T-Rex and us? This means that when the T-Rex entered in that cave, the stegosaurus was already hibernating.
Even if these are kind of low budget i can help but have some respect for the dude
Key word:some respect
Plenty of bad movies can be very entertaining in their own twisted way
I knew about feeders, but the fact that they have been doing Schlock cinema for this long almost makes me respect them.
I unironically have a lot of respect for them. They were dedicated to their craft, clearly had a good time making it, seem genuinely appreciative of their fans and followers, know exactly what it is they're making and want you to know what they're making and have no pretensions otherwise as to the quality of the product. This isn't like Neil Breen using bizarrely constructed films with bad effects to deliver bonkers Aesop's and manifestos, or an Asylum property whose objective is to deceive the viewer with titles linked to hot new properties. These are just silly films made purely for the fun of making silly, stupid films.
That Mark Polonia continues to make films despite the passing of his brother is also commendable, and I am glad to hear that he was able to bounce back from the tragedy. Before this movie my knowledge of their works sort of began and ended with the films of theirs that were showcased on Best of the Worst.
The stop motion in The Dinosaur Chronicles is actually animation by Brett Piper which was done for, but went unused in, Dinosaur Babes. I'm a fan👍
Very interesting! Definitely want to check it out myself, in that case. Love these guys' works XD
Mokele-mbembe: Lingala for "one who stops the flow of rivers", is a mythical water-dwelling entity that supposedly lives in the Congo River Basin, sometimes described as a living dinosaur, sometimes as a spirit. It is an actual cryptid that some people honestly beleive is real and one that people actively look for similar to Bigfoot.
This is a clichéd question for these kind of videos but...
Where DO people find these things??
I am a huge fan of the Polonia’s. Mark’s love interest in this movie, is his real life wife, I believe. Plus there are some actors from splatter Farm in here.
This is exactly what I would have pictured if you'd asked me to imagine a dinosaur movie by the makers of 'Feeders'.
I love this channel, thank you for making content that heals my inner child
Now this is the kind of stuff that I subscribed to you for and I'm not disappointed that more people find out about these movies! This and "Dinosaur from the Deep" are my kind of jam and I've seen them both before! I also have an atrocious suggestion/"recommendation"; "One Million AC/DC"; a softcore movie with dinosaurs(and an ape!), supposedly written by Ed Wood JR under the pseudonym "Adkov Telmig(Vodka Gimlet)". If you're curious there is a short video titled "Worst special effects ever - One Million AC/DC" right here on youtube.
Have you heard of the Primitive War books? Not sure if you'd like them or would want to do a video on them. I read the first one a couple years ago, it was pretty alright though in my opinion it made the main villain dino a bit too smart, like how lots of movies turn dinosaurs in to slasher villains.
But it was nice to read a dinosaur horror story from a more modern time at least!
I have! I get asked about it probably once every couple of weeks at this point XD. I definitely want to check it out one of these days cuz it sounds interesting
i really shouldn't be surprised, but i see that my own idea of possibly making an indie dinosaur found footage movie has been pre-empted :P my own idea is to set it as a camping trip to the desert by a group of friends (possibly myself and my own actual circle of friends) where they come under attack by a time-displaced theropod, the idea being to use one of those suits like from the Walking With Dinosaurs arena show rather than superimposing toys or puppets into the scene
Go for it! Can't do much worse than this one!
@@Mer0lk oh, i hope/plan to. eventually. after i make proper headway on my million-and-one OTHER projects XDDDDD
"Isn't there anything we can do?"
"No."
Darn, I’ve been trying to find Dinosaur Chronicles for years because of its stop motion. I was just about to ask if you found it before you answered my question.
Actually, I ended up finding a possible copy of it! Just placed the order. Maybe we'll see more of it in the future, who knows?
@@DinoDiego16 Nice. All I have is 35 seconds of RUclips videos posted in 2007. It sure looks interesting.
Don’t tell Rick that you found this movie
Can we get a dinosaur king video? Underrated gemerald of a game and pretty ok anime. I think there were cards too, but i might be wrong
You know what book series you should cover? Anonymous Rex as well as it’s movie adaptation.
I find these movies are looking more fun than you see in modern Hollywood these days.
I'm pretty sure "Mimbawe-Bimbe" is a reference to *Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend*. I was OBSESSED with that movie as a kid!
if you haven’t, you should totally do a retrospective on the land of the lost tv series from the 70’s!! i got a boxset for christmas as a kid and they’re so hilariously bad and entertaining that it’s one of my favourite things ever
I wouldn't mind taking a look at the original series. I've heard good things about it and it might be an interesting topic for a video. Will definitely consider it!
At least these people had an excuse for their movies to be bad. The last "Jurassic Whatever" multimillion production I watched wasn't half as entertaining as this.
I’m can’t tell which line is more epic “Take that you Dinosaur!” Or “Chew on this you Prehistoric *breath* Piece of Luggage”
To be fair, these movies are still more interesting than anything Micheal Bay has made.
Man, those line deliveries are straight out of an early 90s survival horror game.
I’ve heard of this film when RickRaptor105 reviewed some dinosaur movies, also Jurassic Prey didn’t release in 2015 but it released in 2013
Every source I'm seeing is saying it was released in 2015. Maybe you're confusing it with another dinosaur movie?
@@DinoDiego16 RickRaptor105’s review shows it was released in 2013, but I guess he meant 2015 in a subtitle that showed the dinosaur in the film compared to the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World
12:00 I wasn’t expecting this episode to be so relatable
"You have to be on a certain level of bad, when living dinosaurs are more believable than your ACTING." Damn, Diego, talk about your own savagery and not holding anything back! But then again, you never do anything less, and that's why your content is always so great.
I searched "mimbawee bimbe" and all that came up was pictures of this movie and it's poster and one cool looking drawing
My 3D modeling and animating can even make the Saurians film look like an old garbaged stage play.
New Diego video , hype
Don’t tell Rick about this
"Mimbawee-Bimbe" sounds like they're trying to reference Mokele-Mbembe. Actually almost looks like it's the writer half-remembering the name Mokele-Mbembe, half-not, and not having any idea how to spell the bits he DOES remember.
Great video. I love it. However, I like to point out that it is rural remake of DINOSAURUS (1960).
Throw a caveman in there and you basically do! 😂
I need to add that death scream to my discord soundboard
Every single movie with jurassic (except gufi ah jurasec parge uno dos and tres and jurasec vorld and also faliing kingdom come and domination) has like a bucket of milk, 3 dollars, and one cow
What is the scene with the dinosaur shooting at tanks from?
It's from a movie called Jurassic Thunder
Nice to see you're finally embracing your inner smartass. Yeeesss...let the snark *flow* through you! Unleash your powerrr!
18:54 bro the music literally sounds like something from Arthur 💀
Hey I just got done watching Godzilla versus Mothra. How’d you know?
What can I say? I'm just psychic I guess XD
0:56
Who tye hell thought it would be a good idea to give a shark cocaine?
That crackhead line got me good.
23:23 Godzilla's TRUE Origin!!
I can’t believe this whole video was just a dream
3:08
So... Godzilla?
Gotta know what movie the machine gun trex blasting tanks is from.
I got you. Its called Jurassic Thunder XD
0:55 ඞ
I don't recall these guys being mentioned by James Rolfe aka AVGN
I thought THE MIGHTY GORGA from the sixties had the worst dinosaur effects.This movie owns the worst,by far.😁🤣😂
It's called MOKELE-MBEMBE
Dont diss on my boy mimbawee-bimbe XD
The dinosaurs look like Mexican bootleg toys i use to play with as a kid. 😅😂🤣
Mark Pollonia mentioned 📈📈📈🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤖🤖☠️👹☠️💯💯💯💯✨💥✨
Well, I just delete that post about Mars attack so just like something else like Barbie the dinosaur or dinosaur sitcom
i finally came early!
I think mimbawee-bimbe is their spelling based on a crude one off hearing of the phonetics of mokele mbembe. I know I'm very bad spelling accuractely off phonetics
I have a copy of "Dinosaur chronicles" if you want.
You live in California?
My condolences man
11:46 XDDD Deserved
so good
Rickraptor review because of mark polonia
They actually made a sequel to this movie.
Archaeology??
Yeah, the dubbing in this film has to be some of the worst that I've ever heard in any movie. The only other one I can think of that might rival its poor quality is the horror movie "Manos: Hands of Fate."
The worst one I’ve seen was planet of the dinosaurs. A 1977 movie got for Christmas in the early 90’s
i watched rickraptor review this movie, so id say ive heard of it.
You fool! I've heard of this movie before!
*ceases to exist*
Me too, from rickraptors video
You think this is bad, check out velocipastor.
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the worst dinosaur movie ever is massacre in dinosaur valley, 1985. i leave it to you to discover why.
I love it, have it on vhs
You have an actual copy of this movie?? That's awesome! Apparently, not many were made (don't know how true that is). In any case, treat your treasure well XD
@DinoDiego16 I suspect that it's a bootleg just because it's in such nice shape and I doubt my luck at getting it for as little as I did but it's still a pretty cool tape
good cover bad movie.
I thought Age of Dinosaurs is even worse.
*noticing people who like it for the “laughs”*
MOTHERF-
Wow interesting
Um....I dunno....maybe you need to watch Lost in Dinosaur World.
Still better than the Barney movie.
Its pronounced mokele-mbebe
That's if they were even fucked to spell it correctly to begin with
Polonia, that's all you had to say, automatic crap.
Crap? Yes. Fun crap? Also yes.
At least, in my opinion.
Well that's one way to butcher the spelling and pronunciation of mokele mbembe.
Its so bad its hilarious
Mo-ko-le-mem-bay
Yes, it actually is well known lmao. Git gud.