If Kaiju Could Talk in Shin Godzilla
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Shin Godzilla goes through puberty, while having to deal with the military!
All voices/sound effects are created by Dante Dotson!
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Let me know what voiceover I should do next if this one is good!
Godzilla vs. Megalon! :D
You sould do godzilla Earth next
Godzilla final wars
do godzilla vs mothra next
end? the in on choking shin was what So
No one:
Shin Godzilla: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*
LOL
I like urs
ÆÆÆÆ
*DAMN MY LEGS ARE LOOKIN T H I C C*
Translation: oh
Shin wasn't evil though. He was just a confused lost child
Yes
Nah his big ass evil.....look in his eyes..you will see the flames dawg
Mr. wattles ye, I mean, children can be evil sometimes.
More like an infant, but eh semantics.
@@callmev3531 yah your write but he's not evil
Mom: STOP eating junk food you going to throw up later!
Me: no
Also me 1 hour later:
1:38
Lol 😂
1:38
Lol
Hahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂
That’s hilarious
Dante’s Shin: DAMN MY LEGS ARE LOOKING THICC
Actual Shin: *Cries And Sobs Of Sadness and Endless Pain Of Evolution While Bursting Into Japanese Opera*
Imagine how much pain it was for shin, usually they take millions years to evolve and he evolved in hours.
Honestly, I really felt very sorry for Shin. This wasn’t his fault, and the fact that he’s in immense pain while feeling very sorry for what he’s doing is honestly one of the best things about the film. Poor fella.
Yes it hurts very much i don’t really like evolving but I get new abilities as i evolve
@@s.b.4875 thank you :)
shin is a nutshell: i am in pain when i grow, but when I grow I get bigger, and get new stuffz
Shin godzilla isn't actually evil, he's just a creature that wants to die but his body makes him survive. He's also the victim in movie.
Well I'm still watching on Movie: Shin Godzilla
1:54 when you eat spicy food
1:42
I love spicy food
Ayy why you roasting me
Legit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shin Ghidorah: What's cracking G?
G: NVM I still hate you
Shin:Well...........BLEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH PURPLE STRIKE COMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How About Shin
Rodman?
Rodan?
Shin Rodan: WHERE'S THE F**KING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
1:31 it sounds like he is taking a shit
1:19 what’s that supposed to mean?
2:36 he is having a seizure
*BLERGGHH*
1:44 Tarzan
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA
1:31 is the funniest part
1:31 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
2:27 pov you carry the heavy bags
1:25 shingodzilla:damm my legs looking thicc!
He right though his legs were as thick as two skyscrapers XD
Thick thigh Goji
@@kiritorinx9347kid
They gave him almond milk , instead of normal
YEA........
Normally normal Man 38 BOOII
Yes
How it feels to drink almond milk
@@johnspaulding9397 them dirty vegans...
...naaaah.
If Godzilla could talk, he would say this:
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"*
*"THE PAIN!!"*
*"IM IN SUFFERING!"*
*"STOP IT, YOU DID THIS!"*
*"I WANT TO DIE, BUT MY BODY REFUSE!!"*
*"LEAVE ME ALONE!"*
Shapeshift_Moon yeah, he in constant pain
blood in his first stage literally gapes out of his neck
@@gaywoman listen to who will know from shin godzilla, you'll understand. And no it isnt because of his nek
@@godziller9976 im just stating what happend that looked painfull lol
and i have watched shin
yea bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Godzilla vs. Destroyah: I'm the most depressing Godzilla movie
Shin Godzilla: Hold my beer
@bloodoji 543: The Dead of light Hello
@blood Bonnie the bunny 543 you two made out then ?
@blood Bonnie the bunny 543 ;) nothing I mean you seem very cool with each other
(I'm.joking okay :()
The one where Anguiris gets his jaw dislocated: Hello there
No that not good 🙄🙄
To be honest, he'd probably just be screaming in pain in the whole time
He does
1:40 I love that part so much😂😂😂
Vomiting to roar lmao
1:26 *holy shit that’s brutal-*
@shippiddge it was blood
@shipp its blood acid
The Godzilla is vomiting blood so he can breath much more better you know? And oh WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW GODZILLA VS KONG
@@minawu112 ME I WATCHED IT YESTERDAY AND SHED A TEAR FOR THE SKULL CRAWLER POOR BABE WAS SLICED AND DICED IN HALF BY MECHA GODZILLA
Search up the godzilla delted scene it is what came out his back
When Tarzan is Godzilla: 1:44
WTF LOL
AAAAAAAAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUUAUAUAUUAUA
AAAUUUAUAUAUAAUAUAAAAAAUUAUUUUAAUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU
Ayyyyyy don’t roast me
Stationary swing
Shin isn't really evil.
Hes just in constant pain but his instincts force him to keep going.
@puteqx Villains By Proxy is a thing.
And Gojira is mutated due to the nuclear waste,which makes him evolves non-stop.Most importantly,he likely loses his mind.
no HE'S A MINDLESS WALKING ZOMBIE WHO CAN'T FIGHT GODZILLA ULITMA
@iamafraidofwomenstill not evil if a species started killing humans out of nowhere and humans then started killing them on principle because of that would that be evil no it’s survival from the moment humanity became aware of shin they tried to kill him as such he sees them as a clear threat he’s not evil just an animal that humanity turned into a monster and then tried to destroy and as such he harbors a clear hatred and killer intent towards them
Shin godzilla: my legs are looking thick
Godzilla singular point: are you challenging me?
3:02 Shin Godzilla: After this if you put me through I’m gonna kick your As- a- a- aaaaassss.
Funniest moment
I like how every episode has one of the monsters screaming
It how funny
You mean All the monsters?
@@emisev4162 all of the monsters from the if monsters could talk series
Rodan the most
Bdjtbxvdivrhdbdheubfjxvdjevdjdvsivxidhbdvfrjxvfjegdivejsvehdvdhdvdjdvhrbxhevjtvdidk
0:52 thats my whole class sounds when the teacher gives extra homework
LOOOL
0:52
Nah 0:54
no 1:44
And 0:53-0:55
Second form:FEAR MEH.
Third Form: I’m going through puberty.
Fourth Form: MY LEGS ARE THICK.
Sums up the mental changes throughout females that went to my schools.
Super thicc
EXTRA THICCCCK.
Okay I'm back
ULTRA SUPER THICC
Shin:"Yeah you better keep running cuz i'm the real G around here"
All Godzilla:are we a joke to you?
*At the end of the movie before they freeze Shin Godzilla*
Humanoid clones: Wassup boi, wass... *dead*
They didn't tho
1:07 When Godzilla was getting shot that was so funny
All you hear in the background just Pkew Pkew Pkew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
0:46 Ah Sheet here we go again
Not Jhonatan gojira is CJ comfirm?
0:52 when it’s morning and you realize you didn’t study for the final exam
1:13 bro really said hell na y’all think missles can stop me
Shin Godzilla: I'm growing through puberty
Legendary Godzilla: oh so you wanna battle
Zilla: oh crap
I got the popcorn
@@yn_texts1629 ummm you are to big for the seat
@@tyronex261 Lmao
@@yn_texts1629 how did you manage to get all the corn
@@yn_texts1629 wanna share?
"I'm going through puberty!"
You do realize that this whole video is puberty in a nutshell
The move is also about puberty. You new that…
Right
@@thejsteam1336 I’ll fix your comment for you,
The movie is also about puberty.
You knew that…
Right?
yeah but faster
puberty for girls to be specific I don't remember not having a good time in puberty
Milltary:shoots missle
Shin: !!! OH S*IT IM OUT
1:12
Is me shin godzilla
2:33 literally me every time I brushes my teeth
1:45 me when I got full power from sugar
*Nobody:*
Shin Godzilla: *My LeGs ThIcK*
Thiccer than anime thighs
@@Grim_Yeeter no just no , most to all of godzillas have THECC legs , including Legendary godzilla
He literally did the atomic breath scene perfectly, that shit was art.
That shit was fire
1:33
You should do if the monsters could talk in final wars
Yes
He already did
Si final wars
@@TCcool283 he said it before dante did it
0:30 when you try to wake up and you wake up
1:31 *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
When you step on lego piece 1:31
Oh god my back is starting to turn purple
“MY LEGS ARE LOOKIN THICC”
OMFG XDDDD
He would probably say this hurts and please save me. Every time he roared was him expressing how much pain he was in. It makes me sad actually.
“MOTHER WHERE THE FUCK AM I I NEED BREEEEAAAST MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK”
Shin godzilla: *hELp mE*
How is he in so much pain?
@@eggdoge8245 Becuase his skin is burning and melting,while at the same time bleeding,and he has cancer,and is alone,and just wanted peace like any normal animial? And never attacked until the military started shooting at him,and he used his atomic breath,and he was scared in all the damage he done,he also looked like he cried and he had no control of his atomic breath,and is the most human godzilla to date
@@eggdoge8245 he is constantly mutating and his power is becoming unstable.
Shin wasn't evil my dude. He was in pain and he was scared to die because he thinks everyone will just move on after he dies. He is not a villan... he's a Victim
Ok when the first shin godzilla in his second form said "whoa I'm going through changes my body, I think going through puberty.", that was a funny and the scene of Shin's fourth form doing the atomic breath and with vomiting sounds that was hilarious, breath taking in fact 🤣.
And that was great timing with the phrase "YEAH BOIIIIIII!
Shin Godzilla 2019: Does my break really taste that bad?
Breath*
@@FunniMillie you dont get it😐
1:44 *me screaming in school and my voice cracks*
"Aw shih- here we go again"
Shin godzilla , 2019
2:04 you have too much beer
GMK Godzilla: I’m the scariest Godzilla to date
Shin Godzilla: *Hold my uranium*
1:06
this is my favorite part because I like how the helicopters are shooting him, (also voiced) and Godzilla's still talking.
U mean 1:07
*PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPW-EPE-EPWPEPE-EPWPEPEPEPEPEPWPEPEPEPEPEPWPEPEPEEPPW-EEPEPWPEPEEPWPEPEP*
OH MY FUCKING GOD, GUYS!!!! BULLETS DON’T DO SHIT TO ME!! YOU GUYS NEVER FUCKING LISTEN!!!!!
*PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*
Shin godzilla : I can do this all day
Captain america : I know i know i know
Yeah I know
1:51 SHIN GODZILLA:Oh GOD I DoNT FeEl So GoOd!!!
1 seconds later
Turns to DUST
This man; Shin, is in HORRIBLE PAIN BECAUSE HE IS GOING THROUGH THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION IN A FEW HOURS
Orginal Shin Godzilla :- *Painful Dinosaur noises because of evolution*
Dante's Shin Godzilla :- *Damnn boiii thats a thicccc leggg*
Shin Godzilla wasn't evil, the song Who Will Know talks about it's point of view.
Basically, Shin Godzilla is suffering, and going through immense pain. After being mutated due to the nuclear waste humans threw into the ocean.
Shin Godzilla in a way punished the humans, for making it what it is. Shin Godzilla wanted to give them a message, so it destroyed Tokyo.
It destroyed tokyo because he wants to kill the people so nothing wastes into the ocean ever again cuz tokyo had lots of people?
true
@@abooalatv1557 no, he was basically lost, noticed that he just started fighting back when the bombs that US dropped managed to hurt him, thats when he just intentionally killed and destroyed
@@abooalatv1557 he kills because it’s the only thing he can do
@GamingPugsley ok
legends say he is still saying Boi to this day
Godzilla was gonna say
“IM BOUT TO BEAT ALL YALL’S ASSES
YAY A HEART
Freezing shin Godzilla:I'm gonna kick your a-
I was just expecting dante to sing who will know but in a screechy tone while shin fucks up tokyo in his kamakura San form
Godzilla: I bet the military won't catch these hands
Military: we do *instant kills*
OH MY FUCKING GOD BULLETS DONT DO SHIT TO MR..YOU GUYS NEVER FUCKING LISTEN
0:35 I saw shin Godzilla change his form and I like the yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I’m back once again hahah” me. : but ugly
LOL
ROASTED
lol
2:09 perfect timing 😂😂😂😂
2:56 when you think about your life when you're destroying too many things but they stop you your fake ice meant
No one:
Not even a single soul:
GODZILLA: DAMN MY LEGS ARE LOOKING THICC
0:10 You better run, better run!
1:38 me when im not feeling so good
Definitely all of us
Shin: BEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's what I literally imagined two years ago when I'm going to puke to the sink like, my brain is I'm g14 doing the kiss of death
@@akiro7640 🤣
0:57 ogga boga
Aaahh, so scary.
Its funny how you always say "YEAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
0:25
*"im going to puberty"*
S G:whats up homie
G:im not ur homie
S G: ;(
G:(grabs rocket larger)
S g:OH SH
G:(SHOOTS)
When shin Godzilla thinks that he's at the dentist but he drank A frozen drink that freezes him 3:02
I like how he’s more annoyed than anything when he gets frozen
Shin wasn't evil, he's lost and if anything, Shin Godzilla is the victim, always in immense pain. Like damn, imagine going through puberty 24/7
_Bro what is up with my mouth does my breath taste that bad?_
2:51
*_•-•_*
I can literally imagine if Legendary and Toho made a movie of 2019 Godzilla fighting Shin to see who's the true king.
RedRanger0116 i think shin would win due to his overpowered purple atomic breath.
Tobio Kageyama did u even see dinomanias shin vs legendary
You laugh...but shin was going through what we in the business call.
*I N F I N I T E E V E R L A S T I N G
P A I N*
That atomic breath scene got me laughing too hard 🤣🤣
1:39-1:51 I died in laughter oh my god bro
Shin just wanted to walk all over tokyo, *poor inocent soul*
He wanted to make other suffer like him, revenge
@@cupcaketf223 he wasn’t trying to get revenge he was a good guy Who was an victim And In Pain
He Is Not Evil
Who Will Know Is About Shin Gojira Singing About the pain he is in
@Hendi Agung Shin didn’t die,he just got frozen.
@@SonicTheHedgehog-kx9ei I can’t say Shin is a good guy,but he’s definitely not a complete monster.He’s just a confused child who tries to defend himself while suffering from the excruciating pain.
@Hendi Agung You didn’t say it,I just tell you that Shin doesn’t die.
"Ima just go to bed good night world *snorez*"
When people look at Shin Godzilla and Shin notices you looking at him 1:21
i know that shin is 100% NOT evil but.. i just love it
the part without the "evil" thingy is actually pretty accurate
1:20 Godzilla: hey you down there what the hell are you looking at boy
Me:😂
Dante you never miss a beat giving every Kaiju a voice and i loved Shin's "My leg's are looking thicc."
This is so golden! ^^
Nobody:
Dante's voiceover: *Does my breath taste that bad*
“Why is my back glowin- RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” 😂😂😂
This movie definitely represents how instead of the normal of how humanity’s destruction is killing ourselves, it shows how humanity neglects the earth and world even if it’s innocent or misunderstood
Instantly clicked and went to the comments
0:04 That’s Juggernaut illegal middle name XD
0:40 I see holes in sg16 mouth
Shin's screaming after getting his backbone snapped 1:30
I love how confident he is when in reality he just feels pain
1:44 shingodzilla was throwing up because his back got attacked and blood start to go around the city
(Plus he is throwing up blood'
SoRrY
"YEAH BOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Alright." 😊
Me: Best. Phrase. Ever.
Shin: I’m the real G
Earth Godzilla: am I a joke to you?
Real g is first g
Godzilla 1954: hold my beer
*Shin: i don't need it... i don't need it... I NEED WATER!!!!!* **runs back into the sea**
knowing that Shin is in constant pain i have a feeling it would more be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" for the whole video
"damn my legs are looking Thicc" lol 😂 that was so funny
2:42
IGHT IMMA HEAD IUT