The saddest thing about these movies is when Phelous adds in stuff (the birds here or the mountain lion in Birdemic) I honestly can't tell the difference. I legitimately thought that Mountain Lion was actually in Birdemic until I saw the movie for myself
Wait, at 16:21 it shows that Julie won the Alan Turing Award. Alan Turing proposed the Turing Test, in which a computer program must be able to convincingly imitate a real human. That kind of foreshadowing is way too smart for this movie!
Strangely enough this movie seems to be put together better then Birdemic, which isn't saying much, but it's funny to see that each every movie James makes is less competent then the last. Yeah Birdemic 2 had an actual crew, but in terms of what James did himself it's even more incompetent then the first one.
+Crimson Trax I don't know, I think at a distance it, uh, you know, it looks pretty much like Wiseau movie anyway. You know, at a distance... and it's totally meant to be a comedy. At a distance.
+FNGLHR Actually, Nguyen is still totally holding on and convinced that these are legitimate romantic thrillers. Listen to his Birdemic 2 commentary and you will see he is totally serious with everything he does.
The premise for this movie is actually really clever, if it was approached differently and the stalking was taken out. And there was a better cast. And a better budget overall!
So apparently none of Julie's former professors, business partners, or friends knew that she had died. I guess none of them were invited to the funeral.
I just realized, why are all of James Nyugen's movie protags a rather good looking but bland white guy with dark hair and square jaw, and the love interest is always a blonde woman with zero personality? I'm kind of concerned about this, I mean, he's admitted the main characters of his movies are just his self-inserts right?
Nah, I agree that there's a trend. The lead in Birdemic 2 had to dye her hair blonde for the movie, and it seems to me that Wooden Rod was hired for his look rather than his "acting ability." He's definitely got types and tropes he likes to use. Since they're always computer (insert computer part here) salesmen that made millions like he did, it comes across as a self-insert.
Going through a rough patch. Going through a bunch of old Alison and Phelous reviews your chemistry is amazing and makes me 2nd hand happy. I hope they Doesn’t sound creepy!
One reviewer covered Julie and Jack with all the criticisms the two of you had. He had the line at the end of the review, ' it would be nice if all visionaries were geniuses but they aren't.' Great review. The actress playing Julie is pretty good.
The scene in the "museum"/ in front of the image like in Vertigo, Bodega Bay, the Tippi Hendren part- he didn`t meant it as Hitchcock homage, did he? It´s at the same time sad and insulting..
It's always nice to see both you and Alison review something together! And yeah this movie is good....from a distance. PFFT needs more prehistoric builds
Seems like James Nguyen just knows how to make one kind of movie and his plan seems to be to remake the same style of movie over and over again until one catches
You keep meeting your quotas so I'm raising your quotas and now you're not meeting your quotas 🙃 4:32 Could you maybe quit touching yourself long enough to finish? ... The scene. I meant the scene. 6:31 FORESHADOWING! ... Maybe. Also, you got a twin room? Are you a married couple in a 50s sitcom?
***** At least you got real sex-a-hol instead of that perfect virtual reality cyber stuff. Sorry to hear about the check, it seems like that kind of thing happened a lot on the 1st Birdemic as well. What was it like working on this film, if I may ask?
I never did, I just have the same name as his character. That wasn't the actors name too, was it? Oh noooo! He doesn't even look like me "from a distance, you know"...
you two have the weirdest chemistry. just when I think okay this is long enough it's starting to get lame then you do something so awkward and quirky I laugh and have to keep watching😂 am I weird too?
My favorite Phelous/Lupa crossover, because it's on the first movie by director James Nguyen, aka "The Alfred Hitchcock of Bad Movies." Julie's last name is Romanoff. Let's just pray that she's not related to Natasha "The Black Widow" Romanoff from Marvel Comics. VIRTUAL REALITY! DOESN'T! WORK THAT WAY!!!
Allison may have been a ghost but the scariest part of this review was the moment Phelous put his entire body ON THE HOTEL CARPET!! Sweet lord man, no amount of frequency disrupting red on your shirt can cancel out the viruses clinging to that floor!!
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The saddest thing about these movies is when Phelous adds in stuff (the birds here or the mountain lion in Birdemic) I honestly can't tell the difference.
I legitimately thought that Mountain Lion was actually in Birdemic until I saw the movie for myself
Harry King I wish it was legitimately in it
Maybe even James N’Guyen can’t tell the difference. I mean, from a distance.
I am not surprised, the insertion is seamless! :P Neil Breen levels of awesome.
The ending of this review had more "pull at the heart strings" & better acting than the actually movie. Well played
"I just love dressing up in these 1920's Costumes for this Great Gatsby Party"
Ooo, so natural, this is how people really talk
I just love posting in these comment threads for this RUclips video.
RadNat *Gasby
Eat your heart out, E.L. James.
Not sure she qualifies as a real person as she’s an online copy ?
I think, you know, from a distance, this conversation seems realistic
Wait, at 16:21 it shows that Julie won the Alan Turing Award. Alan Turing proposed the Turing Test, in which a computer program must be able to convincingly imitate a real human. That kind of foreshadowing is way too smart for this movie!
You guys are such a goofball couple, that's why I love it.
The chemistry between you two is shockingly charming.
The two of you are precious together. Just saying.
Checkers and Ash? Yeah, they are.
Snitter I agree wholeheartedly!
Is Alison seeing anybody?
oh right
redloiyu654jay I’ll do that, at a 50% discount
I love how Phelous can even walk sarcastically at 8:20.
therealmanos he’s a master of the ricky walk
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 The only one who walks better than Phelous is Linkara’s One more day stupid walk ^o^
Why are these two so wholesome together it’s too adorable for me to handle
So you mean to tell me that Birdemic was made by someone who actually had PRIOR EXPERIENCE of making movies...?
"Prior Experience"
@@CineMasterDamian "Movies"
Johan Öberg I swear to god, the music that played in the driving scene of Birdemic was in Pokemon X and Y
Strangely enough this movie seems to be put together better then Birdemic, which isn't saying much, but it's funny to see that each every movie James makes is less competent then the last.
Yeah Birdemic 2 had an actual crew, but in terms of what James did himself it's even more incompetent then the first one.
¿experience?
hmm, needs more exploding CGI birds.
Balloon Sage ''Prehistoric biiirds?''
Pft
Shiirow oh dem wackey boids
Alright, not gonna lie, I was tearing up when Lupa left and Phelous was on the ground crying.
S. Albertsen lmao right??? His drop to the floor was pretty impressive too!
Romanoff?
Does she have a family of talking musical instruments she's stashing?
Nah, she lost her memory then got married and had a kid, and an annoying sidekick bird voiced by Mario.
Or she was brainwashed to be a soviet assassin. :)
@@SwiftNimblefoot EH!
👀 my black widow
Phelous and Lupa are so goddamned adorable together.
Harper Steele When did they start dating 2010 or 2011
James Nguyen is the only human on the same wavelength as Tommy Wiseau.
+Tareltonlives I need a Tommy Wiseau x James Nguyen movie!
+Crimson Trax I don't know, I think at a distance it, uh, you know, it looks pretty much like Wiseau movie anyway. You know, at a distance... and it's totally meant to be a comedy. At a distance.
+FNGLHR Actually, Nguyen is still totally holding on and convinced that these are legitimate romantic thrillers. Listen to his Birdemic 2 commentary and you will see he is totally serious with everything he does.
+Zak22wolf, the Ultraman Zenith Doesn't he get pissed off when someone compares him to Wiseau?
At least Tommy Wiseau can keep his acting crew on camera.
I swear, you can cut the romantic tension between those two with a knife. Phelous and Lupa, not the two main characters
+TheDreReichDude and when they were done, they immediately broke up
I thought they are friends in real life too, no? They share a website after all.
Swift Nimblefoot They've been dating irl for years.
Lol! They look so cute together! :D
theyve been dating for at least 6 years
The premise for this movie is actually really clever, if it was approached differently and the stalking was taken out. And there was a better cast. And a better budget overall!
It just goes to show: ghosts CAN do it.
At least Donald Trump wasn't in this movie.
nice meme cinnamon snob
Someone call the Cinema Snob!
There used to be an old house in Scotland where ghosts had sex
Me drunk and at the club: "PLAY HANGIN' OUT WITH THE FAMILY!!!"
I can't get enough how adorable Phelous and Lupa are!
Holographic meatloaf...my favorite!
You can't get any real food because SHUT UP
Stephen Brown he burnt my shake
Mr. Krabs gets real food. Just look at her daughter. She's as big as a whale.
SpeedyEric1 sorry, but _her_ daughter?
Anyway, where is *my* holographic meatloaf?
+President of Whiteistan I prefer Holographic Pineapple ;)
great to see how these crossovers are alive and well in the new Movie Nights show!
Balloon Sage and in his review co starring WILLIAM CATNER!!!
I must admit, my favorite crossover Phelan and Allison have done is Foodfight. God I love that horrible fucking movie!
Balloon Sage you cold farted itch what about the time machine that I found at a yard sale
***** definitely my favorite
Phelan breaking down at the end was more touching than anything in the movie. Post-credits bit was just sweet.
Seeing Phelous' act at the end was actually a bit heart breaking. Weird, when you consider it's the man who can only over or underact.
i'm very confused
It’s easy when he actually loves her 😊
Still a better love story than Twili.... ah, fuck it. That meme's dead, just like Julie!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait if she's dead and transferred her mind into the computer... then she must be an INTERNET GHOST!
I'LL GET THE RED TAPE!
Don't send her any friend requests!
Ooooooh now I get why the hangers on the thumbnail are red taped! Nice
Ill wear read. They download your face so do only have to cover your face with red.
4:53 You'd think they were just using the two different beds, but NOPE. Watch the clock. They actually flipped the image 😆
So apparently none of Julie's former professors, business partners, or friends knew that she had died. I guess none of them were invited to the funeral.
did they even have a funeral? i think her parent buried her in the backyard like a dead pet
@@reptile1687 Well she did have a cheap CG headstone in that old cemetery.
@@Canadamus_Prime that was a cemetary? i thought it was their backyard
@@reptile1687 Yeah, apparently it's a pretty famous one too.
Here's a romantic scene. There's no birds.
HOW DARE U
Here is a bird. There's no birds.
+ThePonyDalek How dare you...
MadelineTopper heheheheheheheheheheh.
Ah, I finally found the Jontron corner of the comments :P
The fact that you can intercut Birdemic into Julie & Jack shows that he is a one trick pony.
21:22 Julie musta been real important to get *a path put over her grave.*
That or she was reeeeaallly short or chopped into little pieces
I can't breathe! I've been contaminated with the Julie and Jack Virus, help! 😂😂😂
They buried her standing on her head.
Gone but also forgotten.
that part was tragic and HILARIOUS all at once XD
This has to be the dorkiest and the cutest pair I've seen.
You two are so damn cute, blargh.
So awesome you guys ended up together, I love a happy ending :)
10:30 for some reason I always found this adorable
TOO FAR. >=C
SpeedyEric1 ?
Psycho Clown I was quoting Lupa from the scene you were talking about.
I wonder if James comes from a family of computer chip salesmen, and was the first to stray from the family business by becoming a film director.
Well that what he was before trying to get into movies.
well they say "write what you know"
Neil Breen and James Nguyen should team up and make a movie. The crappiness would be AWESOME!
***** Indeed!
Co-starring Tommy Wiesou!
and the story's written by Daddy Derek
Produced by Ewe Boll
You two have great chemistry together. Though, I guess, there's a good reason for that. Haha
Well, they were already a couple then and now they are married.
@@SwiftNimblefoot exactly
@@gracekim1998they look like the perfect couple (you know, from a distance)
"virtual food must taste great" holographic meatloaf again? MY FAVORITE!
EH!
“Spiritual Love” and “Hanging Out With The Family” are both unreasonably good for these movies.
They should get married.
Draven They just got engaged!
I just realized, why are all of James Nyugen's movie protags a rather good looking but bland white guy with dark hair and square jaw, and the love interest is always a blonde woman with zero personality? I'm kind of concerned about this, I mean, he's admitted the main characters of his movies are just his self-inserts right?
QueenVoltalia I won't be surprised.
I don't think it has anything to
Do with race it's just he is not a good director and the writing is bland
Nah, I agree that there's a trend. The lead in Birdemic 2 had to dye her hair blonde for the movie, and it seems to me that Wooden Rod was hired for his look rather than his "acting ability." He's definitely got types and tropes he likes to use. Since they're always computer (insert computer part here) salesmen that made millions like he did, it comes across as a self-insert.
Until he decided Part II be about a film director.
Don't forget that the protagonist's best friend is always obsessed with sex.
But... how could Alison be an internet ghost when her hair is the frequency red???
M. Night Shamalanguyen
I keep coming back to this because of how ADORABLE you two are :D oh and how great the review is of course :)
21.3.23
saw 2.2.22
Going through a rough patch. Going through a bunch of old Alison and Phelous reviews your chemistry is amazing and makes me 2nd hand happy. I hope they Doesn’t sound creepy!
One reviewer covered Julie and Jack with all the criticisms the two of you had. He had the line at the end of the review, ' it would be nice if all visionaries were geniuses but they aren't.' Great review. The actress playing Julie is pretty good.
That moment when Phelan Porteous is a better actor than the ones in the movie
These two were so cute together even 7 years ago!
Ok, I have to ask: where did "It's not weird! Arururururu!" come from?
Just from us making fun of the original picture that long neck dog came from.
+Phelan Porteous “Phelous” Hey, that looks like the same hotel room where you filmed some scenes from Kickassia.
8:08 Okay as a history nerd I give credit for mentioning Ada Lovelace.
This is a case of decent plot is ruined by everything else.
The prequel to "Her"... Spike Jonze from a distant....
Lupa & Phelous is my OTP... Then again Brad & Phelous is starting to win me over. ( jk )
Brad and Phelous had good chem in the Phelupa/ Obscuruslous Birdemic 2 review.
@@carlwilkerson9722 this aged well (!)
@@gracekim1998 Thank you for saying so.
Great Gaspy....... good line read.
You guys are adorable.
I swear to god the “piss on hospitality” edit always catches me off guard, holy damn
If this was actually a low budget Christian rom com, the Dove Foundation would give it a glowing 5 star review
As Lupa said "internet explorer" the video froze and the audio continued.
Also thanks you phelous I hear hanging out with the family so much in your reviews it’s burned into my dialogue
Loves how she says "Get it??"
Lupa was a ghost?! But she never tricked Phelan into eating the Beast's food & becoming his slave.
Help me. I say Diamanda's review of C Me Dance and now all the dialogue in this and Birdemic sounds natural and well-delivered.
These two are so cute together. 💙
At the intro they used the theme from the room?
Not me actually tearing up at 26:53 😭😭😭
Edit: I came back a year later, and guess who’s _still_ tearing up? 🙃
Wait a secound... That music on the film opening... Wasnt something similar played on "The Room"?
its a joke, they added it themselves to point out that all these shit movies are in SF
I had a girlfriend while I sucked at my Job. It changed everything. Now I wasn't just angry with myself. No suddenly there was someone complaining.
The scene in the "museum"/ in front of the image like in Vertigo, Bodega Bay, the Tippi Hendren part- he didn`t meant it as Hitchcock homage, did he? It´s at the same time sad and insulting..
James Nguyen loves his Hitchcock so yeah, I'm sure he did mean them as such.
It's really sad because Hitchcock was like, the greatest director of his generation, and James Nguyen is... the guy who made Birdemic.
That's why I like to call James Nguyen "The Alfred Hitchcock of Bad Movies."
Sorta like how The Room was a homage to Rebel Without a Cause and Citizen Kane?
So...Transencdence was the remake of this movie!?
XD Were the birds in this supposed to be Internet trolls? They certainly give off that vibe to me.
QueenVoltalia Ha, good one.
Wait, he got Tippi Hedren for this film, but not for the film about killer BIRDS?!
She loves retirement.
*Just hangin’ out, hangin’ out ! Hanging out with the family !*
i have to assume she only said yes once
Forgot about the downer ending. Guessing you changed the ending music for copyright reasons, right?
my favorites phelous and lupa crossover are always about love.
julie and jack
valentine
It's always nice to see both you and Alison review something together! And yeah this movie is good....from a distance. PFFT needs more prehistoric builds
Seems like James Nguyen just knows how to make one kind of movie and his plan seems to be to remake the same style of movie over and over again until one catches
I just noticed in the title card the hangers are covered in red tape. Nice touch.
phelan is my favorite movie reviewer he has so much energy no he doesn't that's why he reminds me of me
So Julie's best friend didn't even know she was dead?
Everybody knows the true star of "Julie and Jack" is the lamp! _No one_ suspects the lamp!
XD yes
2:13 It's now my headcanon that this is the same universe as The Room.
Even VR Troopers was more believable than Jack and Julie.
This review deserves more views.
Have you two been approached to act in Birdemic 3? (I mean fly you over to LA for a day your presence alone would maybe get that film a “Tony” award)
LupaXPhelous.....I ship it
For real I actually really wish Phelan and Lupa would just permanently team up together for all future videos.
8:46 It's not weird! Arurururururu!
XD That running gag makes me lol every time~ (tho I do 'pfft' any time you guys imitate the old Birdemic guy too)
You keep meeting your quotas so I'm raising your quotas and now you're not meeting your quotas 🙃
4:32 Could you maybe quit touching yourself long enough to finish? ... The scene. I meant the scene.
6:31 FORESHADOWING! ... Maybe.
Also, you got a twin room? Are you a married couple in a 50s sitcom?
LOL re 50s sitcom
So Wooden Rob dates an internet ghost. Even in 'romance' movies, Phelous can't escape the internet ghosts.
Jack Livingston is dating a ghost? Jack LIVINGSTON?! Seriously?!
...how foreboding...
How was Phelous able to see Lupa the whole time? I thought internet ghosts couldn't pass through the frequecy red?
I don't even KNOW that clown. And my Sex-a-hol consumption is Well under control. It is strange that my royalty check is nonexistent...
***** At least you got real sex-a-hol instead of that perfect virtual reality cyber stuff. Sorry to hear about the check, it seems like that kind of thing happened a lot on the 1st Birdemic as well.
What was it like working on this film, if I may ask?
I never did, I just have the same name as his character. That wasn't the actors name too, was it? Oh noooo! He doesn't even look like me "from a distance, you know"...
***** Haha yeah, you're right it's the character's name. I got it mixed up in my head. Oh well, I guess I'm not as sorry about the check.
***** It's like the Mark in this movie thinks he's in the male version of Sex and the City, and he's the Samantha of the show.
***** Hahahah...What a story, Mark.
you two have the weirdest chemistry. just when I think okay this is long enough it's starting to get lame then you do something so awkward and quirky I laugh and have to keep watching😂 am I weird too?
It’s their adorable charm 😊
Embrace the weird 😊
And the sad thing is their acting is still better than the acting in the movie.
Great review! You have both earned your stock options!
ending review make me cry =(
Lupa's scream at the painting gets me every time.
does. Does anyone else catch romantic vibes between these two?
My favorite Phelous/Lupa crossover, because it's on the first movie by director James Nguyen, aka "The Alfred Hitchcock of Bad Movies."
Julie's last name is Romanoff. Let's just pray that she's not related to Natasha "The Black Widow" Romanoff from Marvel Comics.
VIRTUAL REALITY! DOESN'T! WORK THAT WAY!!!
Allison may have been a ghost but the scariest part of this review was the moment Phelous put his entire body ON THE HOTEL CARPET!! Sweet lord man, no amount of frequency disrupting red on your shirt can cancel out the viruses clinging to that floor!!