Mall Cop Has Seen A LOT on the Security Cameras
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #518 | A Mall Cop
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i love the regular job dude podcasts
haha it has a ring to it
Same ! the garbage man and this guy ; both really good episodes
The coroner one was hilarious 😂
The garabage man one was great@@Bob-nb4yo
Me too, but I do wonder if anybody has never been able to work that job again from telling their crazy regular-job-dude stories lol
My boy blackmailing cinnabon lol
in this economy.... u do what u gotta do!
lol the mall food court turnover rate is crazy though, he probably only had that perk for at most 1 month
@@CantTellYouI don't know, that chick sounds like she had a shot at sleeping her way up to shift manager. 😂
“Get our little perv on for a second.” 😂😂😂😂😂 This dude is hilarious.
Yeah it’s funny but imagine how many of these disgusting ppl were forced to be nasty
"Cinnabon for life." ‐ This guy played it perfectly, that's a W 😂
Whats up with your profile? Literally tens of millions deleted in the name of that flag. Equivalent of being a Fuents fan
He was a skinny guy when they made the deal
@@valuedCustomer2929plenty of flags have a bloody trail behind them. It’ll be aight man.
@@iB_pOpN u good with nazis bro? Goofy ass
No chance she worked there much longer lol but to have that deal with any Cinnabon employee is basically to have that deal for 2 weeks
Was it a honda accord!?!?! 😂😂😂 lmao. Theo really be just letting every thought come out in perfect timing
It being an Altima made that comment even better
“Humans are 40% animal or something” -theo hahahahahaha
Damn, that must mean we're 60% plant
@@dynamicdingus Im pretty sure everyone ahead of me on the highway onramp is 60% vegetable so that checks out
@@dynamicdingusand 10% indica
That one got me 😭
"yeah I was 22" who tf remembers how old they were when thongs came out😂☠️
The thong song
lmaoo
98 right?
A man of culture 😂
Straight away too, Theo’s question sparked memories for him for sure
Not a "cinnabonner" 😂
This guy could have the most famous person in the world on. Im not interested. Carnival guy, Coroner, and Security Guard?. Im all over that shit
seriously these are always the most interesting episodes
You’re gæ
Yes regular Joe’s and Josie’s are his best pods
Preach bro!! Regular guy stories are the fuckin best !! And theo is so good at letting these guys tell their stories !! Love it !! The garbage guy one was awesome too!!
The random truck drivers he has on are comedy gold
Banging mall staff back 2 back for Fast and the Furious tickets is wild😅
Sober S** is for children! WHAT? 😂😂😂 only Theo can get away with saying that right there..LMAO
TOOL
That’s that coke baby
My dude extorted this girl for cinabons. Good on you bro.
Joe Dirt interviews Paul Blart. 🤣
Def Leppard sucks
Not the Altima 🤣🤣🤣
poor aiden
The green 2004 Altima is too real😂
She was a Cinnabon’er…
And we all knew exactly what he meant 😂😂😂
Real life Paul blart a true warrior
“That’ll make your wiener walk forward baby, I like that.” 😂😂😂😂😂
"It's an art form." 😂
“Recyclio and Juliet”😅
two loads in one breaks cray cray
“Humans are 40% animal” 😂
Theo saying it was probably when Fast and Furious 3 came out🤣🤣 and that’s the movie that killed Paul Walker😭
"you saw two weiners at once with your own line of vision? Good gawd"
Theo with the common man--I love it!
Nissan altima🤣 shoulda known lol
Tyrone getting some cheeks
Dude is real af for saying “get our perv on for a second” 😂
"block the clam and the jam"
There’s a whole mall currency that I did not know about
«That’s probably when the Fast and Furious 3 came out”😂😂
That san diego jersey and hat combo is fire
New padres uniform 🔥
Growing up in San Diego I swear I’ve met at least ten versions of this dude.
The way Theo says "Humans are 40% animal" so factually is great
The way he nods after Theo says “sober sex is for children i’ve always said that” 💀
Why does he have a feather in his baseball cap 😂😂😂
I’m a food service employee of 13 years. From north to south. Ive been around. Love this normal guy podcast. Give the guests a beer please so I can feel like they are telling this story at the bar. It can be odouls.
"Probably blow and blowing"
This fucking guy.
I work for security surveillance and one time I saw a guy shit inside a cardboard box outside one of our store and then he didn’t wipe. Another time a dude rolled up after hours on a bike and pulled a hack saw out of his backpack and started sawing off a 2 foot metal rooster statue that was outside our store. I Set an alarm off on him and I’ve never seen a man move that fast, he got on his bike and took off
“Is there a camera in there”😂😂😂
their personalities fit so well together
lol
"Whites hunting panties"
Man, Theo Von is the capybara of comedians.
Chill with anyone.
“The clam and the jam”
Of course it was an Altima
Bro found the Cinnabonner and couldnt help but put the CinUpOnHer.
Best comment
these are my absolute Favorite Pods Theo does.... Normal, everyday working Men and Women. From the Garbage Man, to the Female Trucker to the Mall Cops.... Please keep these coming Theo!
“humans are 40% animals or something” theo just saying words 😭
Just imagine what's happening on any givin day, here in the good old USA!
Love the regular job interviews
“Humans are 40% animal” 🔥🔥
Daygo til I die. Much love. Represent the real Southern California
Bro this dude is fuckin hilarious!!!
“Altima, for sure” 😂
working for the transit system, we had more than a handful of bus drivers who would sniff the seat a woman had been sitting in.
This is so much better than celebrities and other famous people
Can we get a construction worker please… stories for days
As soon as Theo asked if it was an accord I told myself Nissan Altima, then the guard confirmed it 😂😂😂😂
Pleas get more normal people on this show, these are the absolute best
"please don't say anything"
"Cinnabon for life" 😂😂😂
Recycleo and Juliet 🤪 Theo.... 😝🤣
"Make your weiner walk forward boi. I like that" 😂😂
“Was it a Honda Accord?”
Boy better be careful saying this stuff on the internet. Might legally come back to bite him
“You saw 2 weiners at once, in your own line of vision?… gahdam that’s a lot” 😂😂
“Sober sex is for children, I’ve always said that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao recyclio and juliet
🤣
Disappointed that it was an Altima.
But not surprised at all
If Kevin James and Bert Kreischer had a child...
They had some models in abercrombie or bath and body works for sure back in the day
I like how the mall cop is funnier than the "professional comedian"
He’s definitely done some sniffing.
Haha 😂 I lost it at 8:38 San Diego dudes face 😅 just lookin at Theo like 🤔 like wondering if Theo got panty fetish or something lol
Haha dude played it well. Solid guy.
Theo definetely sounding like a sniffer by the end of the video lmao
The title will make anyone watch video😂😂
I think Theo might be a sniffer lol
of course it was an altima😂😂😂
“She was a cinnabunner” wild😂😂😂
“The movie that killed Paul walker” bruh
You look because you wanna make sure that yours is normal lol
Theo Von Podcast drunk is just too funny
"Sober sex is for children" is a crazy quote
'We're all going to be okay' button ❤
When I worked at best buy . It had like 40 cameras. Most we ever saw was butt scratching and nose picking lol
people eyeball people's body clothes on or not. it don't always have to be a sexual thing. lol
"You didn't have to" 😂😂
theo definitely a sniffer
is that a giant security tag on his SD hat? hilarious
Randomly making me remember getting my first blowie in a Honda Accord
Jack in the Box you are awesome
6:59 😂
I'm glad someone else caught that one...
BAE: Big Altima energy
4:55 sent me 😂 the shit theo comes up with 😂
Love these regular dude episodes
This dude is great
"Humans are 40% animal or something" lmao
He knew he was 22 when the thong came out?
00:04:52... YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK!!!... HILARIOUS
"She was a Cinnabonner" 😂
Regarding the Victoria Secret stories: Shouldn't it be a red flag when ANY guy enters the store? I've NEVER picked out anything for a girl I dated without her being there with me.
Altima. For sure.
"sober sex is for kids" killed me!!! Lol
do you think this guy likes san diego