Mall Cop Has Seen A LOT on the Security Cameras

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #518 | A Mall Cop
    Full Episode: • A Mall Cop | This Past...
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  • @r1ot997
    @r1ot997 Месяц назад +581

    i love the regular job dude podcasts

    • @PootieTang101
      @PootieTang101 Месяц назад

      haha it has a ring to it

    • @Bob-nb4yo
      @Bob-nb4yo Месяц назад +8

      Same ! the garbage man and this guy ; both really good episodes

    • @MrSeanman30
      @MrSeanman30 Месяц назад +4

      The coroner one was hilarious 😂

    • @royvazquez5892
      @royvazquez5892 Месяц назад

      The garabage man one was great​@@Bob-nb4yo

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад

      Me too, but I do wonder if anybody has never been able to work that job again from telling their crazy regular-job-dude stories lol

  • @derekjay.s
    @derekjay.s Месяц назад +341

    My boy blackmailing cinnabon lol

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 Месяц назад +10

      in this economy.... u do what u gotta do!

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад +8

      lol the mall food court turnover rate is crazy though, he probably only had that perk for at most 1 month

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Месяц назад +3

      ​@@CantTellYouI don't know, that chick sounds like she had a shot at sleeping her way up to shift manager. 😂

  • @realtalkwiththeking7862
    @realtalkwiththeking7862 Месяц назад +139

    “Get our little perv on for a second.” 😂😂😂😂😂 This dude is hilarious.

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI Месяц назад

      Yeah it’s funny but imagine how many of these disgusting ppl were forced to be nasty

  • @betterjustice6697
    @betterjustice6697 Месяц назад +280

    "Cinnabon for life." ‐ This guy played it perfectly, that's a W 😂

    • @valuedCustomer2929
      @valuedCustomer2929 Месяц назад +3

      Whats up with your profile? Literally tens of millions deleted in the name of that flag. Equivalent of being a Fuents fan

    • @Jess-gy2tg
      @Jess-gy2tg Месяц назад +8

      He was a skinny guy when they made the deal

    • @iB_pOpN
      @iB_pOpN Месяц назад +5

      @@valuedCustomer2929plenty of flags have a bloody trail behind them. It’ll be aight man.

    • @valuedCustomer2929
      @valuedCustomer2929 Месяц назад

      @@iB_pOpN u good with nazis bro? Goofy ass

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад

      No chance she worked there much longer lol but to have that deal with any Cinnabon employee is basically to have that deal for 2 weeks

  • @FuddleDud
    @FuddleDud Месяц назад +54

    Was it a honda accord!?!?! 😂😂😂 lmao. Theo really be just letting every thought come out in perfect timing

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 Месяц назад +4

      It being an Altima made that comment even better

  • @thegnosticalien
    @thegnosticalien Месяц назад +92

    “Humans are 40% animal or something” -theo hahahahahaha

    • @dynamicdingus
      @dynamicdingus Месяц назад +3

      Damn, that must mean we're 60% plant

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Месяц назад +4

      @@dynamicdingus Im pretty sure everyone ahead of me on the highway onramp is 60% vegetable so that checks out

    • @ctrodriguez111ent
      @ctrodriguez111ent Месяц назад

      @@dynamicdingusand 10% indica

    • @KZ-kl8fx
      @KZ-kl8fx Месяц назад +1

      That one got me 😭

  • @RiseT14
    @RiseT14 Месяц назад +101

    "yeah I was 22" who tf remembers how old they were when thongs came out😂☠️

  • @StageFrightReaction
    @StageFrightReaction Месяц назад +91

    Not a "cinnabonner" 😂

  • @arthurmorgan7086
    @arthurmorgan7086 Месяц назад +166

    This guy could have the most famous person in the world on. Im not interested. Carnival guy, Coroner, and Security Guard?. Im all over that shit

    • @arrowslice6741
      @arrowslice6741 Месяц назад +7

      seriously these are always the most interesting episodes

    • @ordinarytwat69
      @ordinarytwat69 Месяц назад

      You’re gæ

    • @bobsaul4568
      @bobsaul4568 Месяц назад +4

      Yes regular Joe’s and Josie’s are his best pods

    • @nathankeys199
      @nathankeys199 Месяц назад +6

      Preach bro!! Regular guy stories are the fuckin best !! And theo is so good at letting these guys tell their stories !! Love it !! The garbage guy one was awesome too!!

    • @kingxricks
      @kingxricks Месяц назад +1

      The random truck drivers he has on are comedy gold

  • @ShevonCarreira
    @ShevonCarreira Месяц назад +18

    Banging mall staff back 2 back for Fast and the Furious tickets is wild😅

  • @C.RAWLA-qf1gv
    @C.RAWLA-qf1gv Месяц назад +61

    Sober S** is for children! WHAT? 😂😂😂 only Theo can get away with saying that right there..LMAO

  • @augustonthefly
    @augustonthefly Месяц назад +10

    My dude extorted this girl for cinabons. Good on you bro.

  • @nunyabusiness9013
    @nunyabusiness9013 Месяц назад +27

    Joe Dirt interviews Paul Blart. 🤣

  • @don_dogs
    @don_dogs Месяц назад +40

    Not the Altima 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gophukyurselvs3621
    @gophukyurselvs3621 Месяц назад +14

    She was a Cinnabon’er…
    And we all knew exactly what he meant 😂😂😂

  • @testchannel66
    @testchannel66 Месяц назад +27

    Real life Paul blart a true warrior

  • @realtalkwiththeking7862
    @realtalkwiththeking7862 Месяц назад +50

    “That’ll make your wiener walk forward baby, I like that.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sourkoyote
    @sourkoyote Месяц назад +26

    "It's an art form." 😂

  • @loganmcleland6744
    @loganmcleland6744 Месяц назад +26

    “Recyclio and Juliet”😅

  • @Scottie-McC
    @Scottie-McC Месяц назад +28

    two loads in one breaks cray cray

  • @DabbinLlama
    @DabbinLlama Месяц назад +23

    “Humans are 40% animal” 😂

  • @Sheen04
    @Sheen04 Месяц назад +17

    Theo saying it was probably when Fast and Furious 3 came out🤣🤣 and that’s the movie that killed Paul Walker😭

  • @robbyboogz
    @robbyboogz Месяц назад +8

    "you saw two weiners at once with your own line of vision? Good gawd"

  • @CthonicSoulChicken
    @CthonicSoulChicken Месяц назад +12

    Theo with the common man--I love it!

  • @Steel.Canvas
    @Steel.Canvas Месяц назад +15

    Nissan altima🤣 shoulda known lol

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
    @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Месяц назад +2

    Dude is real af for saying “get our perv on for a second” 😂

  • @sarsattacks
    @sarsattacks Месяц назад +9

    "block the clam and the jam"

  • @deanstyles7311
    @deanstyles7311 Месяц назад +13

    There’s a whole mall currency that I did not know about

  • @Bg_smacks
    @Bg_smacks 26 дней назад +1

    «That’s probably when the Fast and Furious 3 came out”😂😂

  • @thegnosticalien
    @thegnosticalien Месяц назад +8

    That san diego jersey and hat combo is fire

    • @hotmess9640
      @hotmess9640 Месяц назад +1

      New padres uniform 🔥

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 Месяц назад +7

    Growing up in San Diego I swear I’ve met at least ten versions of this dude.

  • @jokester5130
    @jokester5130 Месяц назад +4

    The way Theo says "Humans are 40% animal" so factually is great

  • @zkid001
    @zkid001 Месяц назад +1

    The way he nods after Theo says “sober sex is for children i’ve always said that” 💀

  • @jasonn4798
    @jasonn4798 Месяц назад +4

    Why does he have a feather in his baseball cap 😂😂😂

  • @jjsentz9178
    @jjsentz9178 Месяц назад +2

    I’m a food service employee of 13 years. From north to south. Ive been around. Love this normal guy podcast. Give the guests a beer please so I can feel like they are telling this story at the bar. It can be odouls.

  • @americanpig-dog7051
    @americanpig-dog7051 Месяц назад +6

    "Probably blow and blowing"
    This fucking guy.

  • @prestachio9601
    @prestachio9601 Месяц назад +5

    I work for security surveillance and one time I saw a guy shit inside a cardboard box outside one of our store and then he didn’t wipe. Another time a dude rolled up after hours on a bike and pulled a hack saw out of his backpack and started sawing off a 2 foot metal rooster statue that was outside our store. I Set an alarm off on him and I’ve never seen a man move that fast, he got on his bike and took off

  • @nflnoticiasmx8991
    @nflnoticiasmx8991 Месяц назад +4

    “Is there a camera in there”😂😂😂

  • @hellosunshine2460
    @hellosunshine2460 Месяц назад +4

    their personalities fit so well together

  • @joshjoshwins
    @joshjoshwins Месяц назад +7

    lol
    "Whites hunting panties"
    Man, Theo Von is the capybara of comedians.
    Chill with anyone.

  • @DirtybOng_
    @DirtybOng_ Месяц назад +2

    “The clam and the jam”

  • @ltd4yt
    @ltd4yt Месяц назад +3

    Of course it was an Altima

  • @pinealrelaxation1524
    @pinealrelaxation1524 Месяц назад +1

    Bro found the Cinnabonner and couldnt help but put the CinUpOnHer.

  • @michaelfabian2401
    @michaelfabian2401 Месяц назад +2

    these are my absolute Favorite Pods Theo does.... Normal, everyday working Men and Women. From the Garbage Man, to the Female Trucker to the Mall Cops.... Please keep these coming Theo!

  • @svnfshmusic
    @svnfshmusic Месяц назад +2

    “humans are 40% animals or something” theo just saying words 😭

  • @kerbygator
    @kerbygator Месяц назад +4

    Just imagine what's happening on any givin day, here in the good old USA!

  • @ManifestNMotivate369
    @ManifestNMotivate369 Месяц назад +5

    Love the regular job interviews

  • @InfoWarsTexas
    @InfoWarsTexas Месяц назад +3

    “Humans are 40% animal” 🔥🔥

  • @user-ee5cp9vp7i
    @user-ee5cp9vp7i Месяц назад +3

    Daygo til I die. Much love. Represent the real Southern California

  • @nathankeys199
    @nathankeys199 Месяц назад +4

    Bro this dude is fuckin hilarious!!!

  • @guccibuckethat907
    @guccibuckethat907 Месяц назад +2

    “Altima, for sure” 😂

  • @trepaning
    @trepaning Месяц назад +2

    working for the transit system, we had more than a handful of bus drivers who would sniff the seat a woman had been sitting in.

  • @kurtdavis7588
    @kurtdavis7588 Месяц назад +1

    This is so much better than celebrities and other famous people

  • @KaPoW831
    @KaPoW831 Месяц назад +2

    Can we get a construction worker please… stories for days

  • @ItschaboiJeffar
    @ItschaboiJeffar Месяц назад +1

    As soon as Theo asked if it was an accord I told myself Nissan Altima, then the guard confirmed it 😂😂😂😂

  • @MetalGalacticUnicorn
    @MetalGalacticUnicorn Месяц назад +2

    Pleas get more normal people on this show, these are the absolute best

  • @random-nz7dy
    @random-nz7dy 23 дня назад

    "please don't say anything"
    "Cinnabon for life" 😂😂😂

  • @spiraloonable
    @spiraloonable Месяц назад +3

    Recycleo and Juliet 🤪 Theo.... 😝🤣

  • @dannyt2966
    @dannyt2966 Месяц назад +8

    "Make your weiner walk forward boi. I like that" 😂😂

  • @Jake-iw4bu
    @Jake-iw4bu Месяц назад +3

    “Was it a Honda Accord?”

  • @mr.h4880
    @mr.h4880 Месяц назад +2

    Boy better be careful saying this stuff on the internet. Might legally come back to bite him

  • @elnr7779
    @elnr7779 Месяц назад +2

    “You saw 2 weiners at once, in your own line of vision?… gahdam that’s a lot” 😂😂

  • @tyrmorningstar8508
    @tyrmorningstar8508 Месяц назад +1

    “Sober sex is for children, I’ve always said that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nocturnalmayhem0
    @nocturnalmayhem0 Месяц назад +4

    lmao recyclio and juliet

  • @JP4MEDIA
    @JP4MEDIA Месяц назад +3

    Disappointed that it was an Altima.

  • @mulletover3832
    @mulletover3832 Месяц назад +2

    If Kevin James and Bert Kreischer had a child...

  • @thecoolnessification
    @thecoolnessification Месяц назад +2

    They had some models in abercrombie or bath and body works for sure back in the day

  • @cashway0420
    @cashway0420 Месяц назад

    I like how the mall cop is funnier than the "professional comedian"

  • @SkyNet1506
    @SkyNet1506 Месяц назад +9

    He’s definitely done some sniffing.

  • @D-Rizzle653
    @D-Rizzle653 Месяц назад +2

    Haha 😂 I lost it at 8:38 San Diego dudes face 😅 just lookin at Theo like 🤔 like wondering if Theo got panty fetish or something lol

  • @milwaukeebrewers6337
    @milwaukeebrewers6337 Месяц назад +1

    Haha dude played it well. Solid guy.

  • @pootietang1158
    @pootietang1158 22 дня назад

    Theo definetely sounding like a sniffer by the end of the video lmao

  • @lbwhiteblack3907
    @lbwhiteblack3907 Месяц назад +1

    The title will make anyone watch video😂😂

  • @210-spurs-hustlehard5
    @210-spurs-hustlehard5 Месяц назад +1

    I think Theo might be a sniffer lol

  • @mattb._87
    @mattb._87 Месяц назад +1

    of course it was an altima😂😂😂

  • @Reezy.blakk.tattoo
    @Reezy.blakk.tattoo Месяц назад

    “She was a cinnabunner” wild😂😂😂

  • @sweezy9011
    @sweezy9011 Месяц назад +1

    “The movie that killed Paul walker” bruh

  • @RESTeasyrenos
    @RESTeasyrenos 29 дней назад

    You look because you wanna make sure that yours is normal lol

  • @MrBlazingninja
    @MrBlazingninja Месяц назад

    Theo Von Podcast drunk is just too funny

  • @boden7099
    @boden7099 Месяц назад

    "Sober sex is for children" is a crazy quote

  • @dirtysaint5324
    @dirtysaint5324 Месяц назад +8

    'We're all going to be okay' button ❤

  • @frankbarlow3154
    @frankbarlow3154 Месяц назад

    When I worked at best buy . It had like 40 cameras. Most we ever saw was butt scratching and nose picking lol

  • @ZachAbram-ey8pm
    @ZachAbram-ey8pm Месяц назад +2

    people eyeball people's body clothes on or not. it don't always have to be a sexual thing. lol

  • @kevinhawthorne3809
    @kevinhawthorne3809 Месяц назад

    "You didn't have to" 😂😂

  • @UnoThatYouKnow
    @UnoThatYouKnow Месяц назад

    theo definitely a sniffer

  • @mogulmayhem
    @mogulmayhem Месяц назад +4

    is that a giant security tag on his SD hat? hilarious

  • @Trungfupanda
    @Trungfupanda Месяц назад

    Randomly making me remember getting my first blowie in a Honda Accord
    Jack in the Box you are awesome

  • @hellosunshine2460
    @hellosunshine2460 Месяц назад +4

    6:59 😂

    • @Bigaloa
      @Bigaloa Месяц назад +1

      I'm glad someone else caught that one...

  • @Eunos_FD3S
    @Eunos_FD3S Месяц назад

    BAE: Big Altima energy

  • @Jayynine8
    @Jayynine8 Месяц назад

    4:55 sent me 😂 the shit theo comes up with 😂

  • @matthewmcgravey4808
    @matthewmcgravey4808 Месяц назад

    Love these regular dude episodes

  • @mjov6655
    @mjov6655 Месяц назад

    This dude is great

  • @Green_Gold
    @Green_Gold Месяц назад

    "Humans are 40% animal or something" lmao

  • @hswag5zer0
    @hswag5zer0 Месяц назад +2

    He knew he was 22 when the thong came out?

  • @richardnokes6752
    @richardnokes6752 26 дней назад

    00:04:52... YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK!!!... HILARIOUS

  • @baldolopez7966
    @baldolopez7966 Месяц назад

    "She was a Cinnabonner" 😂

  • @sarsattacks
    @sarsattacks Месяц назад

    Regarding the Victoria Secret stories: Shouldn't it be a red flag when ANY guy enters the store? I've NEVER picked out anything for a girl I dated without her being there with me.

  • @hawaiisidecar
    @hawaiisidecar Месяц назад

    Altima. For sure.

  • @braddelisle6902
    @braddelisle6902 Месяц назад +2

    "sober sex is for kids" killed me!!! Lol

  • @killervacuum
    @killervacuum Месяц назад +1

    do you think this guy likes san diego