What The HELL Is This Comic??? | Can Love Blossom In A Poisoned Heart?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • Thank you so so much for your patience! Thank you to @HI_Im_Micah for editing this video!
    I hope you all enjoyed my kinda webtoon video today, or at the very least found it interesting. Feel free to like, subscribe and tell me your thoughts, or not! What did you think of this terribly hilarious off brand webtoon? There was a lot more bird casualties then I thought there would be!
    #webtoon #tapas #comic #tropes #edit #funny #writing #story #reaction #review #vampire #romance #birdmath

Комментарии • 467

  • @tsum-tsum4636
    @tsum-tsum4636 Месяц назад +3070

    225 canaries every day is insane, bro is single handedly bringing an entire population of species to decline 💀

    • @marions.3657
      @marions.3657 Месяц назад +53

      Yes, genuinely

    • @demifallen1080
      @demifallen1080 Месяц назад +79

      Funnier idea, industrialized Canary factory

    • @tsum-tsum4636
      @tsum-tsum4636 Месяц назад

      @@demifallen1080 She would be their #1 customer (and most likely the only customer who's not buying for the sake of keeping it as a pet but for 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 means)

    • @taylorgoldman130
      @taylorgoldman130 Месяц назад +37

      The Canary Industrial Complex

    • @AstronomicalJelly
      @AstronomicalJelly Месяц назад +12

      they need to put a collar with a bell on her

  • @murosekai
    @murosekai Месяц назад +2837

    I’m not sure about Korea, but in Japan, calling yourself as a 3rd person is considered either childish or cute. Maybe that stepsister just wants to be cute

    • @mattybites
      @mattybites  Месяц назад +679

      I figured it was a cultural thing I didn't understand!

    • @hasnael7511
      @hasnael7511 Месяц назад +59

      i mean... we already have trashta soooo

    • @val-ic9qr
      @val-ic9qr Месяц назад +174

      @@hasnael7511dont talk about my girl rashta like that

    • @astrolei5186
      @astrolei5186 Месяц назад

      ​@@hasnael7511 most people that watch this channel (including me) are actually pretty sympathetic towards her.
      You better delete this before you look stupid

    • @arthurmorganSUN
      @arthurmorganSUN Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@mattybites Sometimes in some part of Asia, referring yourself with your names are seen as "innocent"-like and polite. When I talked to my mom, I automatically switched to 3rd pov-like thing (but most Asian language has no difference in grammars between 1st pov or 3rd pov way of speaking so it's just using your name in place of "I"), I did this to all of my elders and even much older cousins. But with closer cousins or same-age, I still use "I"
      So instead of "I don't know", I'll say "Ari doesn't know." But since difference of grammar between she and I don't exist, it really is just "Ari don't know. Would grandma like Ari to find out? Ari will ask mom." But to my older brother, it will be "I don't know, you want me to ask mom?"
      It is INCREDIBLY polite and -
      _affectionate,_ and only children often using it and when those children grow up, it's hard for them to change the way they address themselves to certain people (I.e, family elders).
      If a person use it to every single person instead of selected few, then that person will be seen as extremely innocent and cute. Because using it to your peer is somewhat embarrassing. But some people DO feel natural about it. A friend of mine sometimes slipped and use her own name to refer herself but because it's natural, nobody say a thing. You can immediately sense it which person who use it naturally and which one use it deliberately. Just a fun fact.
      Oh! And if you ask how this could happen. Some elders in family will refer to you with your own name constantly like "Hi, Ari. Does Ari want this?" "Does Ari like me?" "Ari, how was Ari's school?" Yes, the absence of 'you' in many sentences made this quite prevalent. Parents do this on instinct too, they like to say their children's name to be more personal rather than just 'you.' After their children grow up a bit, then they will automatically switch to 'you' but their children would still be stuck using 3rd pov, there are many outliers however. My brother and some cousins use "I" to talk to everyone because of environment. Boys usually become embarrassed and consciously stopped themselves from doing it and create a new habit.

  • @kelownawarrior2007
    @kelownawarrior2007 Месяц назад +1750

    After hearing how many canaries are being killed daily I decided to look up blood donation numbers.
    A person can donate a pint of blood in a day which happens to be enough to fill her wine glass at least three times. Since you have to wait 8 weeks before donating again. She would only need 60 people to donate blood to keep her alive and no birds have to go extinct.

    • @merusotajio2222
      @merusotajio2222 Месяц назад +148

      Having a species go extinct or near extinct for no reason (or maybe to keep this whole thing secret 🤷‍♀️) they could idk get slaves , criminals, your everyday human and say she's sick , actually even easier ! There was this thing back in the day (in the Renaissance so the perfect period for this comic) where doctors would bleed their patients to "make them feel better" they could just collect that blood secretly to feed her ! Idk I'm just giving ideas 😭

    • @wellIhavenothingbettertodo
      @wellIhavenothingbettertodo Месяц назад +25

      1 pint = 2 cups

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 Месяц назад +1

      Hell even pigs make more sense canaries as it might be closer??? Or kill apes for it? Anything humans might resemble in DNA? A very basic what animals were used medical or humans are related kind a too would make so much more sense? And they kill the monkeys anyways?
      Or the obvious yeah use slaves? Its not nice but not driving a species to extinction, and you could have enough to change up regulary, and if you can hunt a magical species to extinction, you can affort slaves.

    • @baakojernigan7095
      @baakojernigan7095 Месяц назад +37

      And even then she can do some fasting now and again so she doesn't even need that much

    • @zelbel5043
      @zelbel5043 Месяц назад +9

      Or she could run a bloodrun donation event and just take some of that blood for her own stock

  • @VIPandalicious
    @VIPandalicious Месяц назад +1648

    How do you make a character so overpowered but so frequently helpless...

    • @velvi8359
      @velvi8359 Месяц назад +170

      It's what happens when you try to build a story around a bunch of overused character and plot tropes.
      She needs to be an awesome badass girlboss for 'young girl power fantasy fulfillment' reasons , but she also needs to be an uwu pwecious baby for her shitty toxic love interest to constantly save and infantilize so the 13 year old audience that Webtoons markets all their content to go 'OMG they're so in looooovvvveeee!' because they are too young to see all the red flags and poor story writing.

    • @ovillainessart-beginnerart2938
      @ovillainessart-beginnerart2938 Месяц назад +27

      @@velvi8359 This is oddly specific

    • @EWLR89
      @EWLR89 Месяц назад +7

      Try epilepsy and the bad guys are a disco club.

    • @_Alibon_
      @_Alibon_ Месяц назад

      Lore Olympus is one of the biggest things on front page and that's...yea. The art style changing to make persephone a literal child in the face with a body of a woman is so jarring. And Hades literally became 3× the size of himself in comparison.​@ovillainessart-beginnerart2938

    • @ChancellorMcDermott
      @ChancellorMcDermott Месяц назад

      Journey To The West…

  • @stuffz4040
    @stuffz4040 Месяц назад +1158

    Golden canaries were born after some drunk sorcerers sought to answer the question “would you rather fight 100 bird sized horses or one horse sized bird”

  • @TessuDraws
    @TessuDraws Месяц назад +1577

    The canary thing is something a kid would write and then later in adulthood stare at it like "wtf that doesn't make sense". But this was, presumably, written by an adult. It's incredible just how little thought some people put into their writing while I sit here second guessing my work constantly to make sure it makes sense.

    • @mattybites
      @mattybites  Месяц назад +229

      I have at least 1 person read my drafts before I even start drawing for this exact reason

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 Месяц назад +20

      isnt that why editors exist, when you think, hey that would sound cool, and someone says, scrap that ok?! or just a person that you say, be entirely honest, is that fine?

    • @Beenus2622
      @Beenus2622 Месяц назад +1

      The only sht that would make sense if the said golden canary is a big-big bird

    • @shiguriyamamo6730
      @shiguriyamamo6730 Месяц назад

      Wel it's unfortunately mostly the industry. These types of badly written books written this way, sell hard cash.
      So why would they want to change it in any way?

    • @aquelehiru3179
      @aquelehiru3179 28 дней назад +1

      Not me cheking If my half soft Magic system is consistent (my friend called half mast Magic system and i never recovered)

  • @idk2790
    @idk2790 Месяц назад +1002

    Not Matty having a existential crisis barely a minute into the video 😭

  • @areffalfahmi
    @areffalfahmi Месяц назад +496

    I'm more confused over the fact that they chose an EXTREMELY RARE SPECIES, and risk it going into extinction, when the answer to their problem was right on their dinner plates

  • @Bread-nx9fo
    @Bread-nx9fo Месяц назад +545

    I don't get why the author decided on Canaries of all things for her to drink seems very convoluted, like why not just have Sasha be a regular vampire?

    • @izayoi2006
      @izayoi2006 Месяц назад +152

      Or just have her feed off any animal. Why would your first option be a small AF bird. 😂

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees Месяц назад

      i guess they thought "golden canaries" sounded cool? idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @moon7shinev150
      @moon7shinev150 Месяц назад +44

      @@izayoi2006 That could literally be the explanation for why all the farm animals are dying sense they never explain that

    • @backpug1228
      @backpug1228 21 день назад +7

      Because canaries are soft, vulnerable, easily breakable little birbs. Like Sasha once was.
      So her having to eat/drink them is symbolism of how she is not as innocent anymore, since golden birbs are innocent and she needs them dead to survive.
      Yeah... still stupid.

  • @pinkflames4447
    @pinkflames4447 Месяц назад +510

    Just got to the math part and I literally laughed out loud. Maybe the golden birds are extra juicy

  • @Eviloohoo
    @Eviloohoo Месяц назад +644

    i didn’t read the title as “This Comic Made Me DO METH???” 😛 you did.

    • @Bread-nx9fo
      @Bread-nx9fo Месяц назад +45

      Would actually be more interesting then the comic plot we got 😭

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 Месяц назад +4

      I read it as math and thought, oh thats either educative or very boring XD
      A lot of the webtoons would be more interesting or had to go if they had alike a math teacher date, ok if he dates a student him teaching her and the audience at least adds something? And the teacher would date a student in that setting trying to be spicey

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 4 дня назад

      @@Bread-nx9foFax📠

  • @merikai9937
    @merikai9937 Месяц назад +289

    They could’ve chosen a golden deer or something but they go with a tiny BIRD??? 😭😭 the math ain’t mathing

    • @emmanuelabiog5564
      @emmanuelabiog5564 Месяц назад +10

      Noooo not a deer 😢

    • @mariaauxiliadora4246
      @mariaauxiliadora4246 6 дней назад +3

      Or chickens, cows, pigs, literally any farm animal that has a lot of it and more blood, it would be easier without magic

  • @skypancake7
    @skypancake7 Месяц назад +271

    the "do you believe in God" reference will never make me not laugh 😂

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar Месяц назад +215

    Imagine if those ~magical~ canaries were so magical they end up haunting the MC as ghosts: girlie is gonna be waking up to the most biblically accurate jericho's trumpet reenactment by birbs in less than 2 days

  • @MissDoffy
    @MissDoffy Месяц назад +145

    I really want to understand how those "romance" comics work when neither of the main characters have reasons to love or even be attract to each other 😭😭😭

    • @isistaples3202
      @isistaples3202 Месяц назад +16

      frrr like isnt it the whole point of making romance stories??? to write romantic tension??? feels like watching horror movies with zero tension and the "scary" part is just occasional random jumpscares😭😭😭

    • @mariaauxiliadora4246
      @mariaauxiliadora4246 6 дней назад

      I don't understand romantic relationships, I've never had one, so I'm going to guess... I think they're just horny

  • @chiwa_sedu6975
    @chiwa_sedu6975 Месяц назад +199

    I read this one manga(? I don’t know it was at a manga website) where the author justifies why dark-skin characters don’t exist by saying that their ancestors were being hunted down due to their skin color (there may have been another but I don’t remember) so they decided to become more light-skin( white) don’t remember how but I deadass dropped it after that, I think this was the exposition in the first 3 chapters I think.

    • @FaithWalks
      @FaithWalks Месяц назад +19

      Whaaaaaaa?!! I have no words

    • @galaxygato9642
      @galaxygato9642 Месяц назад +11

      Crazy man

    • @ruru_alim
      @ruru_alim Месяц назад +38

      It would have been better if they just never gave an explanation at all wtf man 😭😭😭

    • @ChelseaSierraWashington
      @ChelseaSierraWashington Месяц назад

      They should've just stated the obvious fact that they have a bias against darker skin . And honestly ........WHY DOES COLORISM EVEN EXIST ?!?!?!?!?

    • @Beenus2622
      @Beenus2622 28 дней назад +1

      This sht would be a reason for mangakas to not use dark tones back then, but i think i'd be better if they didnt say sht at all

  • @eastdakota6954
    @eastdakota6954 Месяц назад +161

    king-guy is one of those dogs that will bond to exactly one person and maul everyone else for literally no reason

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel Месяц назад +11

      I think you just described a pet bird

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 Месяц назад +11

      @@KaylaKasel my pet parrots that will literally love anyone except me

    • @mariaauxiliadora4246
      @mariaauxiliadora4246 6 дней назад +1

      My grandmother and grandfather's dog

  • @toxic_ice_cream7361
    @toxic_ice_cream7361 Месяц назад +188

    Sweetheart. I am an adult. I still want a dragon. How dare you tell me people belive someone grows out of it. (Still the situation with the step sis is wierd... )

  • @GracieLizzy
    @GracieLizzy Месяц назад +197

    Do you think that as well as the wizard sweatshop conjuring up the canaries there's just one depressed chef with a blender or a manual orange juicer press squeezing the bird blood constantly for her?

  • @Husain5XG
    @Husain5XG Месяц назад +254

    Dude's peaking with his webcomics 😭
    There'll never be someone with a mind like his.

    • @mattybites
      @mattybites  Месяц назад +93

      I'm honestly tempted to read more of their work, it's just so unintentionally funny

    • @kinman3051
      @kinman3051 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@mattybites I'd like to see you gushing over a webtoon you did like

    • @daecrazyperson3208
      @daecrazyperson3208 Месяц назад +2

      @@mattybites Oh please, these are so funny I just keep laughing and want more of them

  • @marigold2459
    @marigold2459 Месяц назад +107

    The „the king somehow got better and proclaimed Paris the new king while in a coma” can work if you use Sasha being a vampire as a plot point instead of something that is important only when you need it to be important.
    Vampires can control other people's minds (hypnosis) if they consume enough blood.In the novel „Dracula” the process of hypnosis begins with Dracula's focus on his intended target. He engages them with his eyes, speaking in a voice that weaves a spell of compulsion. The victim's resistance diminishes as Dracula's will overrides their own, leaving them compliant and vulnerable. This ability is not just a means of control but also a method of communication, as Dracula can plant suggestions and commands within the minds of those he hypnotizes.
    So theoretically Sasha could compel the king to make Paris his successor if he, the king, doesn't make it. First let's scrap the coma and say that he needed to be put to sleep because he sustained a fracture in the neck but was so enraged at what his wife had done when he came to that he, at the time, refused to get treated until she was captured, so they put his well-being ahead of his orders and sedated him.
    She just has to play the distraught daughter-in-law who is worried for her husband so much so that she decides to help care for her father-in-law as a coping mechanism for not being allowed to go with her husband. Establish herself as the king's main caretaker so they would trust her to be alone with him. Wait for him to wake up, like, once, plant the idea in his head, and then wait until he wakes up again so she can make him do her bidding.

  • @sequoia8449
    @sequoia8449 Месяц назад +166

    I'm on Christmas break and I still can't escape the math

    • @tsum-tsum4636
      @tsum-tsum4636 Месяц назад +10

      I have a math exam tomorrow, I'm never escaping

    • @HxwEKat
      @HxwEKat Месяц назад +5

      @@tsum-tsum4636I hope your exam went well!!

    • @tsum-tsum4636
      @tsum-tsum4636 Месяц назад +3

      @@HxwEKat Thank you, it did

  • @avamortazavi1689
    @avamortazavi1689 Месяц назад +73

    Its actually INSANE how many golden canary birds had to die for ONE character! First of all, a whole species of animals SHOULD NOT go extinct for only one character, but if you are going to do this make the character ATLEAST a strong FL that can change the world for the better and have a positive impact! Rest in piece to all 821, 250 golden canary birds. Fly high and rest in piece 🕊️😔

  • @depressedrocksenjoyer9472
    @depressedrocksenjoyer9472 Месяц назад +107

    Matty is in her madness arc

    • @vel5785
      @vel5785 Месяц назад +3

      iconic

  • @novoscoffin
    @novoscoffin Месяц назад +157

    5:51 Average 1st grade math problem

  • @pkmntrainerlilly5
    @pkmntrainerlilly5 Месяц назад +122

    Skedaddle is a normal slang word in the modern day southern US, meaning to leave or go away, usually by telling someone to skedaddle, or leave. It might not be tonally appropriate, but it's definitely just fine to use.
    Bumpkin is also a normal word, and actually tonally appropriate because it's meant to be an insult that implies people from rural areas are uneducated, which the queen regent clearly intends.

    • @GracieLizzy
      @GracieLizzy Месяц назад +26

      I was gonna say that seems tonally off for a story about posh vampires and nobility but then I remembered that in fairness most of Interview With A Vampire takes place in New Orleans and you know what now the slang tracks.

    • @pkmntrainerlilly5
      @pkmntrainerlilly5 Месяц назад +19

      @GracieLizzy and the grammar or word choice issues completely made me miss the fact the author *didn't* make the cure to the bloodlust the poisoned blood. I mean the story telling is right there and they missed it.

  • @Codicia_2
    @Codicia_2 Месяц назад +183

    Can't wait to see you DESTROY a comic for 38 minutes straight

  • @20one55
    @20one55 Месяц назад +89

    Maybe they drain those birds to the point of anemia

  • @MiyuFull
    @MiyuFull Месяц назад +43

    I assume that the "strange" name of the boy, was an indicating for him having grown up in an abusive household and that he was never addressed with his proper/real name. Similiar how Harry Potter is sometimes addressed as "freak" by his relatives.

  • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
    @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou Месяц назад +96

    ANYTHING BUT MATHEMATICS! 😱

  • @Ramen_Doodles209
    @Ramen_Doodles209 Месяц назад +28

    I think the most scary part of this whole video is not being able to drink dr pepper

  • @Ihavenoidea-i3b
    @Ihavenoidea-i3b Месяц назад +30

    Why does Sasha look like my 2019 Royale High oc named Mia who was half vampire, angel, demon, mermaid, fallen angel and was a cannibal? 💀

    • @mattybites
      @mattybites  Месяц назад +11

      IF YOU SEND THIS TO ME I WILL READ IT ON STREAM THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY

    • @Ihavenoidea-i3b
      @Ihavenoidea-i3b Месяц назад

      @@mattybitesI’LL SEND PICS LMAO, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND THEM?

    • @Canterella
      @Canterella Месяц назад +3

      Half vampire ok so the 4 other things are the other 50%?

  • @arlo3314
    @arlo3314 Месяц назад +13

    Jesus christ listening to this while studying felt like getting hit by one truck after another for thirty minutes straight and i love it

  • @honestlynotarobot2285
    @honestlynotarobot2285 Месяц назад +22

    The thing that needs to be mentioned about webtoons work comic contracts is that they get paid per each significantly large update in a certain amount of time, so art quality is not prioritised, speed is: hence 3D assets, minimal emotions, panel scroll down being sparse etc or even plot holes or the like. If i was having to do large updates for webtoons, I'd be slapping assets in and scaling back everything a lot more too. Some hobbyists/indie comickers I know make their own 3D backgrounds for scenes to make the process more enjoyable AND efficient, but they have their own schedules to allow them to draw over their assets or work them into their art style. It's all about time!
    Webtoons scroll downs don't see a single comic page of 6 panels as an update, it will see one scroll down format of a tens and tens of panels as an update. which is objectively more work than one or two pages in standardised page formats. Tv and movies do it too so yay creative industry woooo
    So I don't always begrudge a writer or artist over at webtoons, more irritated that there's no breathing room for any sort of development all around. But still, the man always rescues the women trope is very, very annoying. honestly, just wanna see a man with poisoned blood and a bloodlust vampire woman fail to kill each other, kinda be more lovers to enemies and maybe to allies against the crappy siblings but eh, I'd have to write that myself I guess. (I won't, I'm too lazy)

  • @Lucat_the_Nerd
    @Lucat_the_Nerd Месяц назад +28

    3:32 OH GOD THE “DILF” SHIRT IM FREAKIN DYING OUT HERE

  • @raikaschieck1634
    @raikaschieck1634 Месяц назад +28

    wait, why is nobody worried, Erika wants to get intimit with her stepbrother, if said stepbrother kills everything he touches?

  • @supa_klo
    @supa_klo Месяц назад +27

    Me: well they are hugging each other so probably love.
    Matty: wrong, it's love.
    Me: man, I'm good lol.

    • @mahek_art
      @mahek_art 28 дней назад +2

      I thought he was threatening her by whispering while hugging in the public...

  • @Heartstringsinapire
    @Heartstringsinapire Месяц назад +33

    LOL, you make the 'dragon kings bride' sound actually appealing

  • @FikunmiOgunbou
    @FikunmiOgunbou Месяц назад +21

    "CAN YOU GUESS" has officially become my favorite game

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 Месяц назад +29

    Honestly, it would've been more efficient if she had a few blood donors on rotate. Hell, in the story I'm writing, the main character only drinks blood from large mammals like cattle or deer.

  • @commandershepard6875
    @commandershepard6875 Месяц назад +19

    Drinking a whole bottle of antacid is crazy work. As someone who accidentally took one too many tums one time, that dinner would be spent in their room, on the floor, clutching their stomach as it cramps up in ways not ever felt before.
    If someone who doesn't experience periods would like to, the pain from too much sodium bicarbonate will get you close (pls do not actually).

  • @naz_logna
    @naz_logna Месяц назад +46

    22:50, I think you'll lose your mind over "My First Night with the Duke". It's such a conflicting manhwa lol.

    • @tojisenpai87
      @tojisenpai87 Месяц назад +18

      It is a trashfire but damn does it keep me warm, weirdly good, probably still one of my favorites

    • @emmalijewski8302
      @emmalijewski8302 Месяц назад +8

      that one is interesting because on one hand there are some questionable story choices but man, it is entertaining and I enjoyed it

    • @annamelvina216
      @annamelvina216 Месяц назад +6

      I love Ripley! The duke is... 😶 I also really loved the main maid who's friends with Ripley, Ripley's friendship with "the female lead," there's a lot that's good in it!

    • @naz_logna
      @naz_logna Месяц назад +4

      @@annamelvina216Personally, the Duke gives me conflicting feelings lmao, the start of their relationship was a literal crime but then I don't even know how he managed to (or not) redeem himself. But I definitely stuck through the whole thing for Sylvia and Ripley, they are so adorable and goals.

    • @naz_logna
      @naz_logna Месяц назад

      @@tojisenpai87 This, could not have described it better myself.

  • @vivianmoran7457
    @vivianmoran7457 Месяц назад +14

    OOOOH i just remembered i manwha i read on tapas called "whats wrong with you duke?" That does the love spell thing really well as including building their relationship, it really addresses the complexity of being under a love spell you cant undo spectacularly. They also turned some other tropes on its head the characters were really organic from what i can recall! Totally recommend

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 14 дней назад +5

    Video idea for you: tier list for webtoon 3D asset horses from genuinely well done to horrifying abomination. Either mid tier or special tier for the derpy horses.

  • @Louves192
    @Louves192 Месяц назад +42

    Rest in peace little bird friends 🙏

  • @rilieee1232
    @rilieee1232 Месяц назад +30

    OH THE MATH VIDEO IS OUT!! Finally!!

  • @pinkflames4447
    @pinkflames4447 Месяц назад +21

    THE MATH VIDEO! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

  • @saweku4582
    @saweku4582 Месяц назад +11

    The author could easily just say she needs one canary daily man, just let her go on a human blood rampage at this point, it would make a cool story if she had to hide it from everyone and all

  • @The-Random-Hamlet
    @The-Random-Hamlet Месяц назад +6

    I would have had the canary blood be a special additive to other more easily gotten in bulk blood. "A healthy portion of horse with a special squeeze of canary. Stir vigorously for 3 minutes and serve." Keeps the tension, but doesn't strain believability as much.

  • @murosekai
    @murosekai Месяц назад +13

    It reminds me of those fantasy comics where for every problem there’s a special magic to fix it

  • @ElyCos
    @ElyCos Месяц назад +19

    I mean. The empresses two wolves is… pretty insane.

    • @misslav55
      @misslav55 Месяц назад +7

      God I felt like I was the only one, it reminds me of a fan fiction written by a 13 year old. I love it and I am going to continue to read it to the end.

    • @ElyCos
      @ElyCos Месяц назад +1

      @ I’VE BEEN OUT HERE HATE READING IT TOO! 😭✨
      ITS JUST SO BADAAAD

  • @selah-sketches
    @selah-sketches Месяц назад +20

    19:13 look at the size difference???😭 Bro she looks like she’s about to snap like a twig but still looks great and gifted in the upper half, like what??? And she’s supposedly super strong???? Like IK she’s a vampire but still… the size difference in manhwas always get me, there’s something about em I don’t like.😭

  • @elizabethhelizacoptersilko7767
    @elizabethhelizacoptersilko7767 17 дней назад +1

    Thank you for doing the math on just how many canaries Sasha goes through regularly XD

  • @celinekyliedeluna2807
    @celinekyliedeluna2807 Месяц назад +10

    I need Matty to read "I Failed To Oust The Villain" or whatever its title is 😭😭 I always loved it, but it feels like a guilty pleasure 😔🙏

  • @gillianbravepie
    @gillianbravepie Месяц назад +9

    I thought for a hot second that you were singing Unravel at the end. I do NOT know why or how

  • @marshmallowbunnykins
    @marshmallowbunnykins 16 дней назад +4

    6:51 she’s more dangerous than an outdoor cat wtf girl gonna annihilate that entire species….

  • @nishkashah-262
    @nishkashah-262 Месяц назад +42

    What happened to the dying mother for whom the fl was gonna do anything for?

    • @mattybites
      @mattybites  Месяц назад +35

      Unclear, I think the mom was dead before she even went to the forest? It was a mess to try to understand if I'm being honest

    • @nishkashah-262
      @nishkashah-262 Месяц назад +3

      @mattybites ohk, the comic really is a mess 😭

  • @SilverGallowglass
    @SilverGallowglass Месяц назад +12

    33:45 What are you talking about, that horse with the concerned face is peak!
    35:10 Oh, okay, yes, I love him too!
    Okay, so, I guessed that the MC was turned into a vampire during the little quiz thing because the obvious love interest had poisoned blood and there was potential for conflict...and yet, that was never a plot point?! Why was that never a plot point?! It's so obvious! Poisoned blood, vampire, vampires drink blood...no, nothing?!

  • @CupRamenZ
    @CupRamenZ Месяц назад +25

    Paris does not like da baguette 🙅 🥖

  • @VaellinTheBard
    @VaellinTheBard Месяц назад +7

    Ok ok so this is bizarre and so is the dragon king one, but I want to remind you of one weirder: A LADY WAS PREGNANT WITH A SNAKE

  • @MeyerLeah990
    @MeyerLeah990 17 дней назад

    The sweatshop of wizards magicking up golden canaries broke me. Had to pause the video to laugh it out.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Месяц назад +4

    You poor, poor fool; the internet is like the ocean, there's ALWAYS SOMETHING WIERDER.

  • @kaelkichigoch2952
    @kaelkichigoch2952 Месяц назад +4

    Birds literally have some of the least blood to body ratio 😭

  • @miei_fiore
    @miei_fiore Месяц назад +12

    the perfect thing to listen to while on the train

  • @Kaidonious
    @Kaidonious 17 дней назад

    I’m going to absolutely destroy my RUclips algorithm by watching your videos, but they’re so entertaining, that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

  • @flaming_avocado
    @flaming_avocado Месяц назад +2

    This is the type of comic that is the base story for one of those ‘I got reincarnated into the last story I read!’ comics

  • @Jaessae
    @Jaessae Месяц назад +5

    "My Irresistible Ex" also has an artist listed as "Yeobaek". Is it the same one? Might be. I am not good at estimating this. XD But yeah, that one is definitely better writing-wise.

  • @dragondoodles78
    @dragondoodles78 Месяц назад +1

    I love how insane you go over these 😂😂😂 it brings me so much joy 😂😂

  • @franci_hello344
    @franci_hello344 Месяц назад +3

    I believe that the fact that the relationship between Paris and Sasha is so sick and toxic is due to the common illusion of how girls treat the idea of ​​love. It is very common for the media to romanticize acts of toxicity and possessiveness for the sake of the public, After and 50 Shades of Grey exist to prove this, which in this case, are needy women/girls who most of the time have never been in a relationship or have a frustrated relationship, so this type of relationship is taken as a fetish. Besides, Paris is handsome, so, logically, everything horrible he does is automatically forgiven, because he is handsome, even though he has a clearly TERRIBLE personality and if he were ugly and fat he would be called a criminal. The same goes for Sasha, who is taken as an empowered woman, even though she is clearly strong for script conveniences.
    And in this, we have these UNNECESSARY moments of possessiveness. Man, I really felt sorry for Erica just by watching the video. Okay, she had semi-incestuous desires with her older brother, and she acted strangely, childishly, to get attention even though she was an adult woman. This justification could be taken into account that the audience that reads these webtoons usually hates any and all types of characters that want or come to ruin the romance, so, most likely, in the chapter where it is shown that Erica is taken to die, you will find many, MANY comments saying:
    "Finally, I couldn't stand that spoiled brat anymore!"
    "I'm glad the author gave that annoying girl a fair end."
    "Always hate Erica..."
    For the simple fact that she likes Paris. What annoys me about these manhwas is that the romances are always extremely robotic and boring. In addition to this disgusting possessive relationship that makes me roll my eyes.
    (sorry for the English mistakes, I'm not a native, in fact I'm just a Brazilian who likes to access her videos. I'm typing all this in Google Translate)

  • @pomaranczowaszarlotka
    @pomaranczowaszarlotka Месяц назад +3

    I recommend you read "The Top Dungeon Farmer" as a palette cleanser. It has good story and tons of cute animals! It's not a romance fantasy but I still am recommending it to you again.
    From RoFan genre I woud recommend "I shall master this family"

  • @StarSalt
    @StarSalt Месяц назад +2

    I would love to see you talk about Humanoido so far. It's been a really cute webtoon and the characters are actually likeable!!

  • @veganpizza2481
    @veganpizza2481 Месяц назад +11

    21:54 this is how 6’0 be treating 5’11 no joke

  • @Liliannnnn239
    @Liliannnnn239 Месяц назад +8

    Speaking of Stockholm syndrome like relationships... I would like to recommend you "traces of the moon"in my opinion it started of with a pretty okay storyline but overtime it just turned into stockholm syndrome the manhwa so I would really like to see you check it out and give your opinions on it I really like your video essays about manhwa

    • @magicalpopfish9570
      @magicalpopfish9570 Месяц назад +3

      I remember there was a controversy with the islamophobia in the comic as the main character complains about having to wear a head scarf/hijab (she's a seasoned traveller so it is out of left field) + the usual orientalism (a vague eastern country that meshes indian culture and clothing with middle eastern culture and clothing like how the women of the harem wear belly dancer clothes) schtick where the people of the country are barbaric, strong, violent and virile and the women are either power hungry whores or oppressed women that the educated sophisticated white european FL has to "save".

    • @Liliannnnn239
      @Liliannnnn239 Месяц назад

      @magicalpopfish9570 omg youre right but I swear the story was atleast a little better than whatever the hell it's turned into

  • @donnaolsen3964
    @donnaolsen3964 Месяц назад +18

    Review the webcomic "Muertitos"

  • @raikaschieck1634
    @raikaschieck1634 Месяц назад +6

    After hearing the canary math i understand, why other vampieres drink rat blood for survival XD

  • @gingeremu4475
    @gingeremu4475 Месяц назад +3

    It's very obvious the author just wanted to have a vampire fmc with white hair and red eyes and went the most convoluted way to do so. Easy solution- the monster that attacked her in the beginning is a vampire. She "dies" still but is now a vampire. She could even blame Paris at first which could be an interesting relationship development. Like she refuses to accept his help in any capacity and that stubbornness gets her into various situations. Maybe they get together out of a mutual agreement. He needs a bride that wont die from his blood, and she needs access to his money to get non human blood to keep living. They dont care about each other at first. But over time and realizing they have a LOT in common, they become friends. And from there their relationship falls in naturally. No magical drugs, no convoluted canary issue, no extortion. Wow look at that.See how easy that was? wait thats kinda the plot to My in laws are obsessed with me. Without the vampires.

  • @ArtzyZero
    @ArtzyZero Месяц назад +2

    I'm choosing to believe the blood all of those golden canaries gave her all of those crazy powers she has and nobody will convince me otherwise.

  • @ShabbyNestHead
    @ShabbyNestHead Месяц назад +4

    Speaking of the downgrading art, the Korean webtoon has a toxic working environment. Think about drawing the sparkling, fully rendered illustration for every panel. You have to put an average of 60 panels per chapter. That's why you see the shitty 3D assets in every cartoon. And at least the readers of the Romance fantasy webnovel adaptation, they prefer the sparkling 3D assets to the artwork drawn by the artists themselves. Since most of them are young, they don't have any standards and think sparkling is good.
    As for the stiff expression, when the characters are super expressive, the rofan readers blame artists for making them ugly.
    Many problems of romance fantasy webtoons(from the art to the story) are caused by young readers who don't know better and webtoon studios that pander to them for money. Webtoon artists don't have enough time or freedom to explore their artistic vision, and webtoon studios force them to pander to their readers.

  • @DuhitsBujuh
    @DuhitsBujuh Месяц назад +6

    First time a 'can you guess' section actually had me baffled, never knew how absured this story would go 😂
    (idk if you're taking anymore bad webtoon recommendations, but came across "my beloved oppressor' the other day, actually a concerning story and I hesitate to say make a video on it, because it's that bad 😬)

  • @FanAYEAYE
    @FanAYEAYE Месяц назад +1

    the "What cant she do? oh right, live" was personal........

  • @Celadon00
    @Celadon00 Месяц назад +16

    Ngl i thought it was a hot lesbian comic from the thumbnail but what wattpad, i mean webtoon thumbnail doesn't seem like that at first

  • @XONURAtheTV
    @XONURAtheTV Месяц назад +14

    It's a canvas webtoon but I RECOMMEND CHERRY CRUSH IT'LL CLEANSE YOUR PALATE I PROMISE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @jali_cat
    @jali_cat 14 дней назад

    The canary specifics has me absolutely cracking up 🤣

  • @Elbylicious
    @Elbylicious 4 дня назад

    The author just went, "Yeah, that sounds magical and cool" about the whole carary thing and I respect that. Imagine making a living drawing webtoons about your wish fulfillment OCs, no logic required. Absolute legend!

  • @gisellegarcia7126
    @gisellegarcia7126 Месяц назад

    The way I spat my drink when she said it took 75 canaries for her glass 😭😭😭

  • @Slyracck
    @Slyracck Месяц назад +9

    8:28 what did the monkeys do, first you guys take the birds then you kiss the monkeys LEAVE MONKEYS OUT OF THIS PLEASEE

  • @BeingOfPureEnergy
    @BeingOfPureEnergy Месяц назад +15

    Wonderful way to start my morning

  • @bihunsoun5500
    @bihunsoun5500 19 дней назад

    Unrelated but i really like the musics you chose in the video. I need to replay radiant dawn

  • @VioletKitUWU
    @VioletKitUWU Месяц назад +5

    0:27 Mage & Demon Queen does this better in every way

  • @hue_lord_4208
    @hue_lord_4208 Месяц назад

    I'm so invested in this trainwreck, what is this author cooking??? You have a way of making these webtoons sound way more interesting than they actually are.

  • @MalevolentDivinity
    @MalevolentDivinity Месяц назад

    "Being able to survive hardcore dragon sex"
    Something Malori and Vel had to work for.

  • @starlight7884
    @starlight7884 Месяц назад +11

    Pour one out for the canaries, horses, and monkeys

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho Месяц назад

    ngl when you said "Paris and his knights get trapped in a monster cave" i had.....flashbacks.....

  • @merusotajio2222
    @merusotajio2222 Месяц назад +3

    0:32 you'll peak in weirdness when you start reading ecchi , or those body horror manga or even worse ... VISUAL NOVELS (actually as genre visual novels are underated bangers, but they somehow always manage to create the most disturbing masterpiece or fantasy fulfillment I'll ever read)

  • @nero1798
    @nero1798 Месяц назад +3

    They literally comited bird genocide just to feed one girl

  • @saiyuri5164
    @saiyuri5164 Месяц назад

    Eric: You owe me a favour
    Sasha: I'm a vampire so im technically already dead.
    The End

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland Месяц назад +2

    All I could think about was that she can't say no, "y'know, because of the implications." (I will be happy if at least 1 person knows the reference)

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 16 дней назад +1

    Consider: humans are filled with blood, and since Sasha obviously doesn’t have to have it fresh from the source, have 3-4 people who are paid to bleed like a pint a day on rotation for her meals

  • @asyl1m293
    @asyl1m293 Месяц назад +2

    Really enjoyed the webtoon reading stream snippets for context.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma Месяц назад +6

    One of the "worst" things to hear in a video is someone describing a weird/gross/bad/etc character... with _your name._
    I hadn't suffered this fate.
    Until just now.
    This author's days are freaking *numbered.*
    Edit: *_NOOOOOOOO IT'S SPELLED THE SAME, TOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!_*