oops I banged all my roommates | Perfect Person Ep. 59
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2023
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PERFECT PERSON
Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
MILES BONSIGNORE
Miles is an internet creator, comedian, and podcast producer, known for his work at The Try Guys (The TryPod), as a commentator on Pretty Much It, and on his followings on social media.
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the “she a bad bitch addison rae” with a cut to the empty couch is pure perfection
Addison is BACK and she is here to STAY
The camera panning to Miles laughing by himself is TAKING ME OUTTT 😂😂
Literally every single time lmfaaooo
First caller- I need a fake name to protect my identity
Also first caller- here's all the people I know and how I know them 😂😂
RIGHT? "my cousin's gynecologist is named Addison!!" like LADY, so what?!
Miles starting this by saying wear sandals as his general advice and then the first girl being so anti-sandal was soooooo funny to me
I couldn’t believe my ears
@@PerfectPerson I cannot believe my eyes rn that you replied to me
I ❤ u have a good day
i need a compilation of miles turning on the motion sensors
Same 11:48 had me dying his little dance 😂
what i love most is i listened to the audio version first and i truly wouldn’t have ever known
Needing a fake name to be anonymous but then giving specific details of the names of people close to you 😅
yeah i think that 50% of the time the fake name is just an honor and for fun rather than a need nowadays 😭 (which is totally fine of course)
This wasn't really a need to be anonymous, which made it a little more difficult to get through, honestly. Just take the fake name and run with it. This is supposed to be fun.
Miles' ability to entertain himself all by himself while recording the podcast is so funny to watch
He really makes himself laugh 😂
The intro is so sad yet aspirational cuz yeah I'd be that manic if I was rich too
Hey Miles, exercise physiologist here. Protein isn’t shat out and is the building blocks of most cells, not just big muscles. It’s important for tissue repair in general, so more protein is generally a good thing unless you are consuming a huge excess. Enjoy your perfect smoothie guilt-free!
This is good to hear!!
Thank you for this!
You will actually piss it. Protein is absorbed as amino acids and excess of amino acids not used by the body is degraded and excreted as urea.
I appreciate this live footage of me alone in my apartment talking to my imaginary audience all day and laying down the quippiest little quips that ever quipped and pausing for laughter
miles getting up like a goblin to turn on the motion lights is KILLING ME
omg I choked on my water LMAOOO
Hot tip: I make my iced coffee the night before, I put it in the fridge (yes, IN the fancy cup), get my luxury beauty sleep to become a little radiant goddess, and then in the morning I throw in the ice and it feels even more like a little treat because it's still a little grab and go moment as I head out for my day😌 #TreatBaby
Love this for you
yes! i've done this for iced chai lattes too
Miles, as a smoothie shop owner, you’re right about using all frozen ingredients. So much cooler and stays cool longer 🙌🏼
YESSS
This first call just completely derailed Miles' intro. This is the King of little treats AND wearing sandals was making him PERFECT before the end of the call. This took such a turn!!😂😂😂😂
Document everything and report the fart guy to HR. He's done some unacceptable things. It sounds like he thrives off attention/awkwardness.
that's exactly what i thought as soon as i heard about the farts and clear sexual harassment
Maybe I misunderstood the situation but didn't the caller say that fart guy had messaged her co-worker *before* he began to work there? In which case, that's not HR's problem because it predates his employment there. If it continued after he started working there then that's HR-worthy.
@@miss_aylaThe other stuff IS HR-worthy though. We have one example of him saying micropenis out of nowhere, she should just keep a log.
I‘ve literally never commented on a video in my life but I simply must highlight the hilarity that was Miles’ hunchbacked, ape-lookin’ twirl and kick to turn the motion sensor light back on during the first story… I’m so sad no one was there to giggle at his execution and subsequent facial expression because he had to just keep talking and I was cackling 😂
he keeps talking to himself and laughing nonstop, he’s just like me fr
I would pay money for a full podcast JUST of Miles and Shed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: I loved this so much. As much as i love guest times, Miles one on one is so special 👏👏👏👏 Thank you for this
I almost think the coworker from the second story has a shame kink. I’m sure many of you have heard the Reddit story of the man peeing his pants. I love your show so much!! It would be so cool to get some updates on these people somehow. Your advice is so relevant 🥰
Yep thought the same thing unfortunately
Get a little bike seat for the back of the bike for little Juju and let his laughter be your fuel. One of my first memories is of riding in one of those badass baby bike seats behind my mom and going WEEEEEE.
Miles just cracking himself up alone is really sending me
I gotta say, while many people fear it, turning 30 was one of the best birthdays of my life. I took myself on a solo trip to Chicago and I’d never been there before so everything was new to me. It was awesome!! Happy early birthday, Miles! 🎉
I hate this anti feet generation I think miles is right if you have a problem with my toes being out stop being a weird pervert 😂
Right? So long as they aren't smelly, crusty, or on me then idgaf
The new camera angles make me feel like Miles is scolding me
I adore the dance to get the light back on. Miles, please dont ever edit it out. 😂
Miles being alone in the studio is my brain, every, single, day! 😂 laughing at my own jokes and talking to myself, constantly!
I love you Miles and Sarah!!!! 🥰 ya’ll are relationships goals (but ya’ll already know that! ☺️😉)
I fear the gassy coworker may be into humiliation :( or at the very least, does find it amusing to make others uncomfortable. Really hoping that caller can safely report it (and the prior inappropriate behaviour!) to a higher up
I didn't realize until I was wiping away tears with my sleeve after laughing at your reaction to acorn's story, but I'm wearing my perfect person sweatshirt while listening to perfect person!!!! Truly perfection ✨
Okay sorry Miles I have better advice for the treat girl. Use too good to go!!! I swear I’m not an undercover ad but basically you can get a bag of baked goods or whatever leftover from a cafe at the end of the day for super cheap, and then they’re still just as tasty and fun but also cheap and you can budget them to use as little rewards, and as a bonus it’s a surprise!!! Most major cities have really good ones from small bakeries
Justa couple minutes in and I already agree. Ive been patting myself for YEARS for *thinking* that healthy lifestyle :)
Miles balling out of control with all his freezer space for his smoothies.
the advice about messy situations being kind of fun was so true and also had so much dad energy in a way i can't explain
I'm getting buff again too, and I just turned 30. Stay hydrated! We got this Miles✨️
Im such a fan of Miles because of the way he can just naturally riffs and I’m glad he finds it as funny as me😂
Request for episode 69 to be all sex conundrums.
Miles doing a solo show gives me hope that maybe people will also be entertained when I make myself laugh as well. Thank you, most perfect of persons!
Absolutely nothing brings me as much joy as Miles cracking himself up. ppl get shit for laughing at their own jokes but being able to make yourself laugh is the most important thing tbh
I love the solo episodes so much! Makes me feel like I’m the special guest sitting on the couch lmao
The big ol smile when caller said “I love you” 😂🙌
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MILES’S INTERPRETIVE DANCE TO ACTIVATE THE LIGHT SENSOR BACK ON 🤣🤣🤣
I knew Miles was in the studio alone bc usually the guest has a lot to say about his intros 😂😂😂
the empty pan to Miles by himself is absolutely my favorite
“Getting awf to myself” the solo pod
“I certainly shan’t be bench pressing” - Bonsignore, 2023
This Birkenstock girlie is with Miles 100% on the toe debate
Miles I told my husband about you saying "bone clean" at various times and now we can't stop saying it, it is so hilarious!
"I got drunk and sad and hooked up with Quinn" spoke to me on a spiritual level 😂
Making the treat way earlier, doing the task, then getting the treat later is actually such good advice
This is my first time listening to you ON THE WAY TO WORK and wow game changer. I’m laughing brain turning at 7 am LOLOL
Hahaha this brings me joy! Glad I could join you on your commute!
sounds like shed’s the pervert for thinking about toes so much !
The lady doth protest too much
Making a suggestion for creating fake names for an episode: my friends and I made fake names inspired by Cherith Cutestory (from Arrested Development). The rule is the first name needs to be quirky/uncommon, and the last name's two random words together. Don't overthink it.
Our doppelgänger names were Esther Tablesmitten, Bertha Snatchwagon, and Ingrid Schoolhopper.
Love the pod!
Episode 59….. almost nice
We love to see it
Episode 69 should be only people who call in with sex conundrums.
Watching Miles laugh at his own jokes makes me feel more human. and I truly appreciate that.
My favourite thing is seeing the empty room during this solo episode
Miles, love the shot of you trying to turn the light back on. Solo episodes are a vibe 😂
miles i have also been in a new mindset about exercising in that i've decided that i will do it one day! for about a month! so i am very proud of you lmao.
Omg I relate so much to the first caller - I want to treat myself to Starbucks or boba literally all the time for doing things 😭 Miles, that advice was, dare I say, perfect.
When Miles has a hard time getting someone off the phone I literally have to mute the volume because it’s too much for me to bear.
SAAAAAAME
the second hand embarrassment hurts me
Come on it wasn't that bad! He was joining in on the jokes and continuing it. I'd agree if he was wasn't engaging and she missed the cue, but geez, not everything is that embarrassing all the time
he was engaging though? and joking with her
I LOVED this episode. I haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Excellent host, excellent callers, excellent vibes. No wonder you're a Perfect Person (TM)!
This was my first ep of the pod and I'm ABSOLUTELY HOOKED
Miles laughing to himself is music to my ears every time
Miles! That get real hit me hard! I’m sooo busy and I haven’t had time to do any of my hobbies! I’m going to focus on that this week and try to get back into giving myself the treat of doing the things I love!
absolutely loved ! couldn’t stop laughing out loud ! thankyou for the solo
Miles can you continue being a gaming streamer on twitch i feel like i missed that era and would like to witness it for myself
haha I will definitely be doing more live streaming stuff soon! Lil bits of gaming for the gamers out there, and some other silliness.
You're such a chaotic little goblin, Miles, and we love that for you
Not me screaming, “The variable!”
Great content bro, love the pod
Pure DELIGHTFUL chaos
For the little treat! I used to do this in college and it was the best! Your dorm should have a mini fridge/freezer and you can get an ice tray with large cubes. Get a blended venti Starbucks beverage and put it in the ice cube tray with a popsicle stick in each slot. Easy Starbucks popsicle and it’s the perfect little treat!
truly the only podcasts i listen to is this and the headgum podcast, mostly because this is really good, which kind of balances it out
5:22 - comments something with an outrageously silly voice
- camera cuts to him being by himself therefore getting no reaction making the situation even more embarrassing
- i obv laugh twice as hard
I'm wearing flowy pants and sandels at work right now!
Miles trying to turn on the automatic light is a haunting sight to see
Slenderman batting at flies lookin ass
18:28 THIS FACE I CANNOT
I needed to hear that ending portion, thank you Miles ❤
FIRST CALLER BEST ADVICE E V E R. this needs to be on MERCH MILES
I just gotta say Miles. I LOVE when YOU get to SHINE 😂🌞❤ MORE OFTEN
Hi miles!! Love this pod
Probably the fastest I have ever clicked, lol. I love how Miles can make himself laugh xD
omg i had just taken a huge gulp of water at 5:20 and it came out my nose from laughing 😭😂 thanks A LOT 😂😂
ITS BEEN AN HONOR TO HEAR THIS
shoutout to shed. that whole fake name conversation was comedy gold.
The best podcast ever 😌
The opening monologue is killing me 😂
Will be using the “Miles said I can buy a little treat” card to purchase Halloween candles! Thanks Miles, love ya! 🫶🏼
Man, I feel like the solo episodes are just so goddamn funny
I’ve never been in the first 5 views and comments on any video EVER! Love that I’m sharing this monumental moment with Miles 😂
Miles all lonely...nailed it !
My daughter's 2nd day of pre k 3 and I needed to distract myself tysm miles ❤😂
okay but what if the fart guy is into public humiliation?? he's known to be sexually inappropriate with people that aren't willing to be in that what if that's a kink and he's doing it to be shamed?! we need an update later!!
Exactly my fear immediately upon hearing all that!?!
awful awful day thank the lord for this perfect man and his perfect timinh
Hopefully tomorrow feels lighter 🌷
my fave episodes are the miles exclusives
I need an update on the second call 🤣😭
The ritual ad on 2x speed is a hoot and a half
He found a kindred spirit
so glad i was here for the Great Toe Debate of 2023
This podcast should be required listening for first year college students! 😄
Miles this one is top tier 👌🏻 also are you saying smoovie??
College is hard you’re learning is a fantastic shirt idea
Miles! This is urgent!!! I need you to fix a problem I have.
I need a compilation of when the motion censored light goes off! Please make it and post it here!