Dragons' Den VS Alan Sugar 🤯 - BBC
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2011
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Alan Sugar enters the Dragons' Den and gives them a taste of their own medicine.
Series in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash.
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Theo and Peter can't act to save their lives.
They don't act on DD. It's real.
@@davidjames579 yeah, but this wasn't real. Did you watch the video?
Nah, Theo was spot on with the ‘children’s inheritance’ line, his best quote usually
David James I think you’re braindead mate, since when would Alan Sugar go on Dragon’s Den for a serious deal? He’s worth over a Billion.
@@DavidJohnson-km4ru It's scripted, dumbass
Got to love Lord Sugar's acting here, and in fact, he worth more than those five add together makes my day
I think that's accurate actually.
Deborah Meaden: £40m
Hilary Devey: £75m
Duncan Bannatyne: £200m
Theo Paphitis: £280m
Peter Jones: £435m
Alan Sugar: £1400m
The Real Mr J. where did James go
beastkay byt turned into cruella deville
@@andywood375 You didnt know and think that, you thought he was wrong, checked online and then commented once you had found out lol
@@Jessebella1 yup
They have a lift now, they listened to them! :)
+Anoy D shat it ya baffoon. what ya even doin' ere. bugger oof
*to him
@richard coull 3 day reply later, why would u reply?
@Ricky o picky I'm confusion
They have a hollywood lift*
Lord Sugar is actually a pretty decent actor, lol.
Well of-course, the apprentice is largely scripted.
@@mattlm64 is any TV unscripted?
He's a knobhead, nothing more than a bitter old man... Don't understand how people like him, he is very unlikeable and antisocial, can't even crack a smile
@@justanormalguyontheinterne7630 maybe that's why people like him. I'm not the one to judge-
@@justanormalguyontheinterne7630 it’s funny when he’s telling the candidates straight up that they’re strategies were 💩
They should have also done the reverse, the dragons in Lord Sugar's boardroom, lol.
The dragons turned into lizards and ran of🐊🐊
Walker G He bought the Title on ebay
KRYPTIC GAMING how much?
@@saaj_uk *off
even better, in lord sugars bathroom
I think Peter is the worst actor I've ever seen
You haven't seen wayne rooney
Or Neymar
Or Simon Cowell
Or Gordon Ramsay
cAn YoU cRaCK oN
-But Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector.
'I have a lot of experience in this sector' LOOL
Alan Sugar he straight up guy quick thinker too.
I LOVE that he kept calling her James xD xD xD
Ok?
@ J R lol talks like a bloke, looks like a bloke
JESUS versus the world stfu
That was very funny.
I am trying to think who James is/was....
Haha that "fire sale at Staples" line was epic.
Lord Sugar just killed this one. I laughed so much I was in stitches. His jokes are always funny. He has become one of my top business idols. What an inspiration.
"His jokes are always funny"
Yikes.
He’s not gonna hire you, mate.
@@TPRM1 bit odd you replying to a nine year old comment
@@Veeooom Well, I’m a bit odd.
@@TPRM1 hahahahhaa
I've seen this on RUclips multiple times now, and it never gets old. It's got to be one of the funniest things that the Dragons and Alan Sugar have ever been involved in. Like them or loathe them, they deserve huge credit for being able to take the Michael out of themselves for such a worthy cause
Alan is just perfection in this sketch. Definitely a no nonsense guy.
The James bit cracked me up lmao.
People expecting world class acting from rich people, I'm just grateful they had a good sense of humour to do this.
Duncan originally tried acting but he wasn't very good at it and his agent got him the gig on Dragon's Den.
I mean… we do get world class acting from rich people. Those rich people being professional actors.
(I’m nitpicking lol I know what you meant.)
This is hilarious and genius! Love how both Dragons' Den and The Apprentice are such serious shows but they can have a laugh :D "AMSBEAR!"
PUDSEY!
was this real
all i learned from this is that the acting skills of peter jones and theo paphitis are non-existent.
Theo can react. Sort of.
"Eyes front, wipe them gormless looks off your face, and get your chequebooks out".
I'm just waiting for the day when one of the regular entrepreneurs looking for investment comes in and says that.
That would be Hillarious 😂😂😂
Alan on the Dragon's piles of cash - "I'm willing to bet they're just photocopies, on the back of old compliment slips, from some of your failed businesses" 🤣🤣🤣
Only just realised why he's calling Hilary James lol. He hasn't realised that she's James Cahn's replacement
its part of the joke and it's all scripted
@@hydroweapon Woah no way
Holly shit!
Actually, if you don’t know it, it’s even funnier, cuz it makes no sense at all and gives a touch of absurd to the whole thing
@@compagniaelvira British sense of humour at it's best.
Only Lord Sugar can say "Shut it Theo" and get away with it 💀
I would pay to watch an entire Apprentice episode where the Dragons do one of the tasks.
that would be the best episode of all time
"But Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector" Hahahaha
“Shut it Theo”
gotta love it
alan's king!
It's like seeing 5 dragons vs 1 giant dragon
Haha...
Peter Jones will probably say he has a lot of experience in this sector 😂😂😂
Alan Sugar and Gordan Ramsey... best at insulting people 😂😂😂😂
JJ Simon Cowell
Ramsay is in a league of his own 😂
Total agree
SkullGamer Simon Cowell Hasn’t said anything funny or mean in about 5 years
7 Bizarre Lane Simon cowell hasn’t said anything funny or mean for like 5 years
Alan and Duncan were the best at acting imo
and hilary
@@NieceyWeeseyjames*
Only the brits can pull this off with such grace and in good spirits. Delightful and funny.
Lol they actually got a lift in now...
'A'ight lofty keep your air on' and 'I never laugh James' were my favourite hahaha
'Never mind that, I don't understand a word your saying'
'What about you Braveheart'
'I don't need your investment son'
you're 😭
SW 90 What?
There is a comedy sketch on here by Harry Enfield.. his impression of Duncan Bannatyne is so funny..(incomprehensible and quick)..followed by his usual...soooo for that reason, I'm out.
@@exiledben2684 They said "your saying" and it should be "you're". You're = you are.
@@starb0rn *He said
"Four flights of stairs in a bleeding warehouse, get a lift in. If I wanted to get fit I'd go to one of your gyms"=OWNED by Alan Sugar! BRILLIANT
The fact that they actually did put a lift in as well lmao
Marvel: Infinity war will be the most ambitious crossover ever!
Dragons den: hold my investments
"Grow up luv. Last time I had a den I was 9 years old" im CRYING
Alan Sugar really has a sense of humour
😆
Funny, Lord Sugar tells the dragons to get a lift in and now they have a lift.
"I never laugh James"
Haha! I literally pissed myself.
I wonder how many times Alan had to re walk up the stairs because they all started laughing 😂
Smart
Alan Sugar walks in:
Jenny Campball: I appreciate your confidence and determination to maintain this market so therefore, I'm Out.
4:40 " ...but Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector ..."
Peter - I have alot of experience in this sector . :D
Ahahah , this is the coolest thing I've seen in a while . Thanks BBC.
peters acting when he said a black cloth 💀😭💀😭
3:30
best ringtone ever!
this guy is richer than all the dragonssssssssssssssssss
Look have you got an idea to pitch or what?!
Listen James
😂😂😂
Roasting each other... priceless!
There you have it folks, undeniable proof that the Apprentice is scripted whilst Dragons Den is not.
Neoklis Papacosta how
gromit x because alan sugar can act well whereas the dragons cannot
Yeah Dragon's Den is not scripted. Dramatised to a retarded level, but it is definitely real. All you need to do is look up the businesses that have been on and see where they are now. I think the piles of 'cash' are just a prop though. Jenny might also be a prop, LOL.
@@maxhaigh2290 not really, it’s just Alan sugar’s personality
"What about you, Braveheart?" 😂 Love this man.
"lofty" hahaha 🤣 what an amazing way to insult his hair
"PUDSEY!" - loved it when Duncan said that!
I waited all evening for this and wasn't disappointed, watching it again was just as amusing, well done Dragons and Sir Alan!
Another amazing effort from both shows!
"Wow. Black cloth. I like it. I'm in."
"This isn't it you numpty."
"I knew that."
I absolutely love Peter Jones and Lord Sugar 😂😂😂😂
Alan Sugar is worth more than all of the dragons put together
I've watched this like 9million times and still keep cryn with laughter every time I see it
Someone please explain why they do this kind of thing and ask us for money, when between them they could give more money than the entire british public
I’d love to see lord Alan be a dragon in one season
“Very droul ...THIS IS NOT IT YOU NUMPTY”
Always gets me LMAO😂😂😂
reminded me of sir geoffrey boycott
Only Lord Sugar can kick the dragons out of their den 😂
"i can't understand a thing you're saying". damn, took the words right out of my mouth. i always had difficulties understanding duncan
Haha me too 😂
Well, I've mostly learnt Dragons can't act. Funny, that one in the Hobbit was quite good.
Duncan has actually acted in some stuff. Although he probably paid to do so. www.imdb.com/name/nm1832193/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1
Lord sugar is richer than all 5 of them combined😂😂😂
Now Peter Jones is richer than them all and him combined
I remember watching this years ago love it
Best pitch ever. I wanna see someone come in and actually do it like that. 😂
Theo ‘my kids inheritance’ The Foetus strikes again
I like how the narrator was essentially being the comments section of dragon's den current youtube videos
What about the Jenny Campbell comments
@@donaldtusk2678 this video came out long before she was on the show
Captain Weekend I know it was a joke since 90% of the dragons den comment section is about Jenny Campbell
Enjoyed that immensely. Good sports all.
Thanks youtube recommendations in 2019!
It's good to see Sid James back on our tellies again!
Lord Alan Sugar!! love him. I didn't rate his early foray into the PC market though, back in a day when I used to sell PC's... I took one apart once was bloody shocking. His home Amstrad gaming computers on the other hand were the bees knees and everyone wanted one lol.
"What about you braveheart" LMAO!!
I love all of this Dragons.
One ironic thing is, Dragons Den did get a lift installed. They must’ve listened to Alan Sugar 😂
"What about you, Braveheart" lmao
omg i am in tears of laughter from the start pmsl love it xx
Never seen this before, it's amazing :D
The 44 dislikes are fired apprentices
119 now
"Wow black cloth..I like it..I'm in" :P LOL
Evan:Peter will probably say i have experience in this sector
Peter:I have a lot of experience in this sector
Theo the foetus 🤣🤣
i never liked dragons den, Lord Sugar owned them all aha
Yeah but the dragons owned him back!
Amritpal Galsin
@D L their all businessmen not some actors
It's scripted Mr Einstein
Hahaha what about you braveheart ! Lol classic
This is exactly like when everyone in your school class had to have a turn at reading a play out loud in English.
'will Theo Paphitis say that thing about *his* children in need' was absolutely amazing.
Dragons: how much £ do you want?
Alan sugar: Hold my seat
Lol Alan sugar the best no one can beat him he is to good
1:45 Theo trying not to laugh at the massive table bit (Hilary doesn't even pretend not to be amused throughout)
Watching this in 2022! They all look so young!
How could you dislike this!!
Lord sugar's a fantastic actor! Well scripted.
"Listen James...I like you...mind you the new look, I'm not sure it's working for you" 😂
Ohhhhh my days this is the best !
Duncan: I don't understand your product, I don't understand who your customers are, I don't understand your business plan
Lord Sugar: Dont mind about that...I don't understand a word you're saying.
Literally owned 😂
Peter: Can you crack on
Theo: That’s Pudsey
Anyone: That’s shite acting that
my face hurts from laughing, this is top stuff!
"I never laugh, James."
I Freaking love this
Absolutely brilliant! 😂😂
There needs to be an apprentice version where they all go into the boardroom
I quite enjoy and don't mind this sketch, because all of them have been acknowledged multiple times for regularly giving money to varied charities and businesses so they are the good type of rich people.
By the way, I still laugh at Peter Jones's black cloth one liner.
I think if one of the other dragons said it, it wouldn't have come out as funny as when he said it. He had perfect timing on that, whether he can act or not.
“ hi I’m Jenny, I don’t watch the apprentice so for that reason I’m out”