20 Reasons Why Being a New Yorker SUCKS!! [VLOG #30]
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
- I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I absolutely LOVE being a New Yorker. This is honestly the greatest city in the world and I'm proud to call it my home. BUT, I gotta admit, being from this city can suck....A LOT! So here are 20 reasons why!
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What up, Donte Fam!
So I'm planning out another Q&A video for next week. If you have any questions that you want me to answer on video then comment your question here with #DonteQA
Let's make this fun.
The Black Mastadonte I just hate how it's mad dangerous and expensive.
THANK GOD SOUTH AFRICA IS NOT COUNTRY WITH F*CKED UP WEATHER I love /hate south Africa love it because its my home country I hate it because of its weather.
Fedora Dragon Utah has bipolar weather too.
I’m from NY and I agree with you 100%
Lol thank you bro.
As a fellow New Yorker the weather is bi polar asf
+Tuna Sub wooord
Tuna Sub you haven’t been to Texas then 😂😂
@@latronjackson4756Temp of 75 to 9 inches of snow within 24 hours. I doubt that ever happened in yehaw land lmao
Daniel Smith if you haven’t experienced Texas weather then you wouldn’t understand
@@latronjackson4756 I mean I'm sure you can explain it
I'm from The Bronx. Where 12 year old girls look 17. And 7th graders act grown LMFAOOO. Where if you don't got a new pair of J's every week you not valid 😭.
Luis J Cruz And where “bacon egg n cheese is the best thing in the world “
Luis Louboutin Word 😭
BaconEggNcheese is 1 word fam
Im from the bronx too big fax
About right.
From New York and I can say that 90% of what he says is true.
lmao thank you for fact checking me, homie
I'm a new Yorker and I can confirm most of these stuff.... ESPECIALLY THE MTA LMAO
When he said "N*gga I'm broke too!" I felt that on a spiritual level 🤣😭😭
As a fellow New Yorker, the video was so freaking ON POINT!! Everything you said was right. I especially hate the MTA. Trying to get home from work has never been more of a pain in the ass. And If I'm not taking the train, I'm trying to survive with these mad max drivers out here. Also the train performers. Like stop, please. Half of them are trash and they need to stop.
As a Yorker, this is nothing more than facts.
Straight up, I'm from NYS, and gentrification and the killing of the culture that makes NY NY.
Saeed B. Well........NYC IS IN NYS
@Saeed B. if you're a real New Yorker you would love New York for the state that it is. I can't be the only New Yorker annoyed when people see us as a tiny little city. NYC is much different that NYS tho.
i went to middle school in the heights and we were let out early from school on halloween. shit was scary 🤧
One thing I hate about living in New York is fake people. I don't think I've run into any more fake people in my life, than New Yorkers. Not saying that it doesn't happen anywhere else, but it happens to me the most here.
I feel you. There are a lot of fake people in New York, but I feel like they're everywhere.
Can we just real quick appreciate the fact that Marcus plays Donte and Conscience differently? Like they both have like slightly different mannerisms and body language. Banging Acting, chap. Cudos from an actor...Dead Ass...(Am I using it right? Lemme know. I'm from London, so I'm not sure...Our slang's about the same lol)
Once people from a city like new york branch out to a smaller city they will never go back because now you can own a home instead of renting, you get to iwn a car instead of a crowded subway with people that smell badvor fart and pretend is a perfume, OMFG
The ‘Knockout Game’ was started on the west coast I think. There, they called it ‘One Hitter Quitter’.
bruh bus fair in NY is 2.75 shit it was 2.00 last I was there... and yeah dude schools don't close for shit. lol I was stuck out in a fucking blizzard trying to get home not using a school bus but by using a busted ass public bus the fucking B7 bruh out in the fucking snow waiting for that shit... your video is true man good job
+Dice2k thank you!
I'm from Chicago and we use New York slang all the time I guess cause I grew up saying dead ass and tight
Lmao you have no idea what you talking about you probably from the burbs 😂😂😂 we don't say none of that shit
@@SinisterzSanctuary I live in oak park tf is u on?? 😕😕😕
@@PSYxVoid oak park 😂😂😂 that's a suburb 🤡 you slow asl you ain't from Chicago don't claim the Chi when you from oak park 😂😂
@@SinisterzSanctuary I ain't gotta claim nothing bruh I live in oak park, my father lives in West Englewood, I used to live there BEFORE I moved in with my mom 2 years ago cuz too much crime in that area. It's simple
Love your video, man!
The MTA gets ME so mad as well. They are a bunch of thieves and NYPD will not arrest them, but won't hesitate to arrest the turnstile jumper. SMH 🤦♂️ This Place SUCKS!!!
The driving part! I will never drive in NY unless I absolutely have to. Driving in LA on the 405 is MUCH easier than aggressive NY drivers. They just don’t seem to care about collisions or broken bones... or even death. And me taking the subway? FORGET ABOUT IT! Oh, the rats are scary too... And in some strange way... I still love New York lol.
Driving in NY is a problem. I don't mind public transport though
@@TheBlackMastadonte Except MTV.
0:43 I heard that stamina break noise 😂
You underrated bro😂💯💯
that dope black ranger shirt though, subscribed!
Just wanted to say your videos are great! Keep up the amazing work!
+WayoftheSub thanks man
1:28 this couldn’t be more accurate
And don’t get me started on the females from New York City 😤
I don't know *why* people do that like for example: "I know you got some money in ya pockets"
Like what if I actually don't
That really does suck I'm glad I'm from Texas lol
+sigmund brunson it sucks but i still love it
Sigmund Harris bro I wish I just live in North Carolina full of nice people smmfh
Not gonna lie. Been watching your vids for almost a year, and it took me until now to realize conscience is you with a voice filter.
Dont do drugs people.
+J Wilkerson 😂😂 many people still think he's my twin
I'm a New Yorker and this is so true
Im from new york and alotta these are true but still lmfao
Good content
+Favorites Favorites thanks man
Bruh...As a Fellow New Yorker YES!!!!!
True! You're able to love and hate a place. And all your reasons are iron clad. Props
Thanks, bro
New York is awesome. It’s a great place to visit but not to live. New York is getting more gentrified so I don’t know what New York is turning into. Next year it’s going to be some big changes here.
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I'm at school watching this rn!!! Great video Marcus!!!
Dude's making moves. I saw his mortal kombat video on Facebook
+BlackKidWithTheGlasses thanks bro
You forgetting one thing
Crazy people blasting out music at 11pm when everybody sleeping
Oh god damn SPIT THAT TRUTH! The MTA especially makes me rage like Akuma got a Demon all charged up. And none of those train performers are any good. None of them. Fuck off my train.
+DatShadyGuy facts
THE MTA WAS A WAVE and Halloween was deadass for me we came home from school and stayed home especially after 530
“Don’t say you a rapper and hand me a CD with 90% base.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like play boi carti
BOI
Your the funniest youtuber of all time
+Julian Torres thank you, bro
Tbh, I do feel a little bad for the tourists. And I'm from Brooklyn and they coming here too but I agree. Please don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk to snap some pics. That's mad annoying. Stand to the side. That's all we ask.
I need to do one for Chicago
That would be funny
2019 and still true
Haha yup
Number 4 had me shook!
It's true though
In Michigan it be like -0 degrees on Halloween night in the beginning of fall!!!!!!!!!!🤬
Lol yo growing up in BX is the wildest shit. As a grown man now, MTA and tourists piss me off the most.
2 is actually true though
This video was mad funny you should do more new yorker videos
G.I.OTheDemon I'll try, bro. I'm gonna make a second part to this
Cool cause I'm a fan of your vlogs and xnoverse 2 videos
I’m an ex New Yorker and I can honestly say Philly has angrier people.
114crispy The fact that you said "Ex New Yorker" makes me know you not a TRUE new Yorker.
『 Lyx. 』 why u say that?🤔
Tourists visiting NYC also got something do, SIGHTSEEING and tourists also contribute to the city’s economy.
You right.
OG Black PR t-shirt, a man of culture you are
This is all true.
+Shane Edwards RIGHT?
Bro great video Halloween deadass be getting me tight (bth i live in the bronx)
Just sounds like a better london
Yeeeoooo like deadass it be like that.... Hurrdddd im dead rn lmaooo
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As a fellow New Yorker I must agree with this video
Lol thank you
Facts. Shit mad accurate.
All the thing he just said is all true. But end of day, these people complain and never leave because they need New York, New York doesn’t need them. It will keep feeding you the fancy dream and at night u go back to the box and be content. 😬
You right
Bruh great RUclips channel it's so diverse you got a new subscriber.
Haha you look like a fine outstanding gentleman heard that before from the bums lol
Speaking the truth bro bro and them facts bro haven't saw any of your content till just now and I'll donate to your patreon
+Blxvk Mugen thanks, bro
2021 and it's still true.
“Show time , show time, SHOW TIME” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Lol I need to make a NJ/long Island commuters video. We deal with half of these problems and we gotta deal with njtransit and long Island railroad AND the MTA :'(
I'm laughing so hard about this. I'm from Ga. And we have reasons why we hate living in the south, but people from up north coming down here be gas up about NYC.
Most people haven’t learned English yet they have been living there for like 40 years
In New York?
Bro this video is so really. I work in DC and it's a struggle to get them to figure out what I'm saying or how rough it is our there
i live here in the bad times and the good times. i love this city
18 got me so tight 😭😭 like vro that shit so deadass true.
Facts
I don't really feel safe going to you New York anymore...thanks donte
It's not that bad over here any more. Honestly it only gets bad if you walk around looking for trouble.
People tell me that NY really is a big dump, alright but why the hell is it such a dream for people to live there then
There are bad parts and there are really nice parts. This video is mostly about the bad parts.
LaserDisc if you can’t handle NY at its worst then you don’t deserve NY at its best
Im from arkasnas, and im so glad i live in a slower and simpler place.
I may sound bad, but I still love this place.
@@TheBlackMastadonte i understand man. you have to love your home town
Aren't most large cities bi polar as well
Yoooo, loved the one about MTA! So true…it is soooooooo f*cked up
"Yer from one town over so I hate yer guts!"
Yerr
good video man but whats your outro song please??!
Bruh I barely go to the city but dead ass I got on the subway and that shit stopped for literally a second and I got so fucking tight.
new York is crazy
It's not THAT crazy
"If I can make it there I can make it anywhere" my @$$.
It’s not just New York
California has some of those problems too.
For real? I didn't know.
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Sometimes 12
14 in some parts of California
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And 19
Not to mention black and milds cost fucking 2 bucks a pop
Still better than Albany i'll tell you that much
Dude New York weather is bad because you have to wear shorts one day then a winter coat the next, dude I live in Michigan where we have to wear a winter coat because it’s snowing then it gets just warm enough for the ice to melt and it to start pouring rain then a little warmer so you don’t need a jacket and would prefer shorts and then more rain then all of that freezes and everything is slippery and cold ALL IN ONE DAY and then it repeats the next
I’m glad I live in Long Island.
if you fight a new yorker SQUARE UP!!!
This is everything. I can't remember the last time I took the mta cause of how shit they are. I'm currently trying to find places to live in so I can get out the bronx but unless you going to room with like 3 people, that pocket in the wallet will scream.
+Frecklified yup. I need a place too, but I also can't be broke
The bums are annoying. I had a gentleman approach me when I was asking directions to "help" me. He said, first off I'm from some other place and got dumped here and need ticket money to get home. I'm like how the hell you know where I need to go if you aren't from here. Then after giving him some cash he proceeds to walk back to his buddy and gets his bicycle and leaves. I've even had them come right up to my table while eating outside in NYC and ask for money. It's corona time and I got a hobo breathing on my food.
Bro my family is in Detroit and Brooklyn the shit I witness and normal to me is crazy lmao.
Why does that happen to new York
Hilarious list lol, great channel.
I once saw a “homeless” guy in NY sitting with a cup and one of those need money signs and a minute later he got up and pulled out an iPhone 8.
Bro how do u only have 22K subs u funny as shit bro u deserve more
+Hype Beast haha thanks man
Damn Soo True 😂👌💯💯💯 Cool vid I like your content
I heard you was "Tight"
If I ever go to New York then it’s only for vacation
Understandable
It really stinks that's why I don't eat outside how can u people do it please tell me how
I don't even get holloween