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Комментарии • 164

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal Год назад +111

    I love how Malcolm goes from Chief Whip Mode, assessing the personal life for a potential PR disaster, to being genuinely impressed with Nicola's joke.

  • @kation
    @kation 4 года назад +475

    I love the little smile on Malcolm's face at 0:24. It's rare to see him react to someone else's joke and he clearly grudgingly respects her for being able to lob it back at him.

    •  4 года назад +1

      Nope.

    • @user.--.
      @user.--. 3 года назад +17

      @Yep

    • @AVerySillySausage
      @AVerySillySausage 2 года назад +11

      Lets just pretend it wasn't Peter breaking character.

    • @wugglebee9522
      @wugglebee9522 2 года назад +33

      @@AVerySillySausage It obviously could be a break, but it's also entirely possible it's intentional. He barely loses control, it's a minor movement, but one that does convey something important. And the line he's reacting to isn't exactly laugh out loud funny, so for a season pro like Capaldi that's a surprising place to break.

    • @gregoryborton6598
      @gregoryborton6598 Год назад +13

      @@wugglebee9522 Honestly, I've watched the show 3-4 times and it only now hit me Nicola might be joking. At the time I first watched, and with re-watches giving more context to her fucked up off screen family, the idea of her eldest daughter being a heroin addict involved with a Nigerian people smuggler struck me as at least plausible, given the actions of her younger one. "She's gone all raging bull", in the words of Glen.

  • @charliedring4092
    @charliedring4092 4 года назад +132

    @1:02 - You keep using the word safe like bloody Jim Bowen: "You got DoSAC, that's safe. Do you want to go for the Treasury young lady." 😂😂

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany 4 года назад +722

    Quaint. Imagine a politician who will openly tell you how many kids they've got.

    • @olecccabbald7600
      @olecccabbald7600 3 года назад +17

      Incredible comment

    • @preacherjohn
      @preacherjohn 3 года назад +40

      Also quaint: the idea that hypocrisy would actually be a serious PR issue for a gov't minister..

    • @billcipher9344
      @billcipher9344 3 года назад +12

      Or just......admits her daughter is doing heroione.

    • @pipeandslippersman
      @pipeandslippersman 3 года назад +9

      boris can't count up that far. that's a private school education for you...

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth Год назад +4

      I feel like it's way harder for women to fake the amount of children they have. Especially with 9 months leading up to the kid being born.

  • @mortman200
    @mortman200 4 года назад +146

    I love the little smirk Malcolm gives to Terri. She knows Nicola is in for a bollocking and just has to undermine her in front of Tucker

  • @anuradhasharma3970
    @anuradhasharma3970 4 года назад +317

    "The reason i didn't know about you and your children is 'cause you were so low down on the list of candidates for this job, i didn't even have the chance to look into it" #Burn#😂😂

    • @daphnejyothi4795
      @daphnejyothi4795 4 года назад +11

      If you take out the swearing I can see the Twelfth Doctor saying most of this

    • @ConcaCon
      @ConcaCon 3 года назад +10

      Which he, in essence, had already implied to Nicola a few minutes earlier calling her a "late-ish appointment" that didn't give him the time to "fuck the Is and fist the Ts". But Nicola didn't catch on, because of course she didn't, and so he has to say it so bluntly, it'll induce trauma.

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken28 4 года назад +127

    He's right though and she misses his point. Malcolm doesn't care about her family, but the press and the Opposition does and in politics *nothing* is off limits.

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 4 года назад +128

    Knife addled rape sheds king of the one liners and I can imagine real politics very similar to this show awesome

    • @MrEegcmstit
      @MrEegcmstit 4 года назад +12

      Bilal Khalid *Comprehensive schools*, in the UK “public” school counterintuitively means private!

    • @nickrigg5701
      @nickrigg5701 3 года назад +2

      @Bilal Khalid No, he's saying you misunderstand. Nicola here wants to send her kid to a school you have to pay fees to attend, which in the UK is referred to as a "public" school. But because of politics she has to send her kids to a comprehensive, which is a school paid for by taxes.

  • @aurelialucinus744
    @aurelialucinus744 4 года назад +83

    I forgot how much I loved this show when I was younger. Bloody brilliant.

  • @wonkydogleathercraft6698
    @wonkydogleathercraft6698 4 года назад +68

    Absolutely savage! Never watched this when it was on tv but after seeing this i have to say the script writing is brilliant, so is the acting.

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 4 года назад +8

      At the beginning of lockdown I binged the entire run on Netflix. Heartily recommend it - with or without societal existential threat

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas 3 года назад

      @@Lastielion
      It’s on Netflix?

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 3 года назад +1

      @@jamesvanitas It was a year ago! It always surprises me how everything comes and goes

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 4 года назад +406

    I still feel sorry for Glenn and his stolen chair

    • @mobrien98
      @mobrien98 4 года назад +48

      I felt sorry for Glenn for much of the show. He seemed to be one of the few who kept his principles at all.

    • @yasminemekhlouf7333
      @yasminemekhlouf7333 4 года назад +1

      @@mobrien98 yeah, everybody mistreated him

    • @cannygrowabeard
      @cannygrowabeard 4 года назад +1

      I feel sorry for Johnny Vaughan 😄

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 2 года назад

      @@mobrien98 I aM a MaHn!!?!!!!????

    • @jessicamercer9487
      @jessicamercer9487 Год назад +2

      It was a chair gone mad

  • @raminfarahani4648
    @raminfarahani4648 4 года назад +42

    The Big Breakfast analogy: Brutal, and brilliant.

  • @davrothelegend
    @davrothelegend 4 года назад +82

    knife addled rape sheds- pure poetry right there!

    • @jiripodivin5409
      @jiripodivin5409 4 года назад +5

      All those girls raped by grooming gangs...

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 4 года назад +241

    Sort it or abort it lol brilliant

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 3 года назад +2

      well it's not yes minister is it 😕

  • @suzannerider9460
    @suzannerider9460 4 года назад +36

    Season 3 was the best season of all of them!

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 2 года назад +2

      Of The Big Breakfast or The Thick Of It?

  • @Br1anuk
    @Br1anuk 4 года назад +41

    Absolute GOLD, not Comedy GOLD just THIS IS HOW LIFE ACTUALLY IS GOLD.

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 4 года назад +308

    He’s horrendous but he has a point.
    “She’s not going to comprehensive.”
    Why not? It’s good enough for everyone else

    • @philipeafroboy1
      @philipeafroboy1 4 года назад +83

      Like Diane Abbott who wants to abolish private schools yet sent her son to Dulwich College (I think)

    • @jamj59
      @jamj59 4 года назад +23

      philipeafroboy1 ironically same school as Nigel farage

    • @hgwsavage
      @hgwsavage 4 года назад +52

      If you could send your kids to a private school, you would.

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss 4 года назад +46

      @@hgwsavage well no if i could do something i'd abolish private schools and improve state schools. derp.

    • @hgwsavage
      @hgwsavage 4 года назад +54

      @@TheAlmightyAss Most people who send there kids to private school don't have the power to abolish them.
      What I meant was right now private schools exist, most are better than state and if you had the money to send your kids to a private school, it makes complete sense to do so.

  • @francesbernard2445
    @francesbernard2445 Месяц назад

    One of the best BBC lines any actor has ever said on set: "I didn't even have the chance (thankfully); to look into you."

  • @RasmusDyhrFrederiksen
    @RasmusDyhrFrederiksen Год назад +3

    The all swearing eye - lol

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 4 года назад +45

    "Sort it or *ABORT* It!"

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 Год назад +13

    “Who is even going to know or care” is such an insane question to ask. It’s politics!! The other party has guys whose job it is to dig this up!

  • @gregorygout
    @gregorygout 9 месяцев назад +7

    new French education minister just took charge last week with her 3 kids in a private school, creating a bit of a stir, made me think of this scene!

  • @skfarouk
    @skfarouk 4 года назад +28

    "the all swearing eye"....

  • @cliffey7969
    @cliffey7969 4 года назад +42

    0:23 Camera has to pan away before he breaks character and smiles

    • @Jonpoo1
      @Jonpoo1 4 года назад +19

      Well spotted. Pretty sure you can hear him laughing after as well.

    • @ck108ck108
      @ck108ck108 3 года назад +14

      I think Malcolm is actually laughing in this moment, especially since the joke from Nicola is particularly dark.

  • @markgoulden7851
    @markgoulden7851 Год назад +10

    The thing is, as horrible as he is, she is breathtakingly naive and she needs the bollocking she gets. 'My family is off limits' umm you're a politician, see how long that lasts.

  • @killerwhaleocelot
    @killerwhaleocelot Год назад +6

    As soon as she says "eleven" Malcolm looks like a shark scenting blood.

  • @user-hg7hk8pu3n
    @user-hg7hk8pu3n 4 года назад +20

    0:20 can never tell whether that was sarcasm or not

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 4 года назад +74

    Apparently this was taken word for word from a conversation between Alistair Campbell and Diane Abbot

    • @HighLordBlazeReborn
      @HighLordBlazeReborn 4 года назад +9

      @Wallace ...what?

    • @johndejure9849
      @johndejure9849 4 года назад +6

      a campbell to diane abbot , "how many chilfdren do you have ? abbott " 4 to 5 0r was it 12 err we are trying to
      cut back errrm arrr thats it 2 yes 2 only do not ask how they got here "!.

    • @AVerySillySausage
      @AVerySillySausage 4 года назад +5

      Abbot doesn't have the brain capacity for such a witty sarcastic response.

    • @johndejure9849
      @johndejure9849 4 года назад +1

      @@AVerySillySausage fair point !. however no3 b/cell connected to a wayward finale 15th and a gargeled reply was had .

    • @johndejure9849
      @johndejure9849 4 года назад +1

      @TGSUPERCHARGED wont let me reply snowflake

  • @arthurdonachy
    @arthurdonachy Год назад +1

    Capaldi,, genius delivery, script unbelievable

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 4 года назад +17

    Imagine if they cast nicolas kids in the school episode

  • @rawyld
    @rawyld 4 года назад +37

    I have been to both private and public schools and there is major difference trust me. Smaller classes for starters and stricter rules.

    • @allwrighty100
      @allwrighty100 Год назад

      I only went to public school, Eton.

    • @rawyld
      @rawyld Год назад

      @@allwrighty100 Oh you mean the big one?

  • @anthonykelly1649
    @anthonykelly1649 3 года назад +11

    @01:25 the life draining away from Nicola

  • @tozmom615
    @tozmom615 4 года назад +55

    It’s Diane abbots story, only Nicola can remember numbers.

    • @beedubree2550
      @beedubree2550 2 года назад +5

      nicola probably also knows the difference between Ukraine and Croatia

    • @powerbite92
      @powerbite92 Год назад

      Dianes kids also have violence/mental health issues ,all covered up because it only gets witnessed in their .. Foreign Office.. jobs.

  • @harrymarkham4039
    @harrymarkham4039 4 года назад +6

    Omg it's Tanya and Clive!

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 3 года назад +8

    How many people in the US cabinet and congress would have kids who went to the best private high schools and Ivy League colleges (endowments) and yet no one gives a shit?

    • @Dmitrisnikioff
      @Dmitrisnikioff 3 года назад +1

      Most: they don't care though because it's a completely different country?

    • @DoggieFosters
      @DoggieFosters 2 года назад +4

      @@Dmitrisnikioff It actually has been a very contentious issue here in the US. Arguments about "school choice," diversion of funds from public coffers to charter schools, private religious education. Many a Democrat candidate has had to run the same family vs political PR calculus.

    • @Hereford1642
      @Hereford1642 Год назад +3

      America has a right wing party (Democrats) and a very right wing party (Republicans). They really don't bother that much with socialism.

  • @mikesmith-fw9nc
    @mikesmith-fw9nc Год назад +6

    Its a shame Dr Who wasn't like this

  • @FreakyBob00
    @FreakyBob00 4 дня назад +2

    Nahh they predicted the song

  • @baileyrob
    @baileyrob 11 месяцев назад

    Jesus H. Corbett 😂

  • @brandonholmes8485
    @brandonholmes8485 4 года назад +12

    I am new to this show, can someone please explain to me what is going on and what the issues is over which school she sends her children too?

    • @flyhyland
      @flyhyland 4 года назад +20

      I believe, the government has been improving normal schools, as a result it looks bad if a ministser such as her chooses t osend her child to a private school instead.

    • @clubcardpoints
      @clubcardpoints 3 года назад +1

      You don’t have to be new to misunderstand

    • @aaron99ification
      @aaron99ification 3 года назад +21

      It's basically political suicide for the "party" Nicola is supposed to represent. They've never directly said this, but it's strongly implied in this series that Nicola/Malcolm etc... are all meant to be caricatures of the UK's Labour Party, who are a left-leaning "working class people's" party. For Nicola to send her child to a private school would say 2 things;
      1. She's rich and out of touch with the average working class person, who is supposed to be her party's core voter.
      2. Comprehensive (state) Schools aren't good enough, in other words admitting that her party are doing a shit job at education.
      Malcolm is the party whip, and he knows how bad it would be for everyone involved to see a Minister send her kid to a private school, so he basically spends half this series creating blunders that force her to send her kid to State school to make up for her mistakes.

    • @burnbobquist8999
      @burnbobquist8999 11 месяцев назад

      Throughout this show it is shown how incompetent, moraly corrupt and downright dumb many politicians are and Malcom is there to fix the messes they create. He is a vulgar, angry man, but always nice to working class people like his PA, Nurses etc. It is implied throughout the show, that he is a decent man and is fed up with the political BS that is happening and with what shit they can get away with. Later on we see the Torries, who are as incompetent, as moraly corrupt and as dumb as his party, which makes it even funnier. xD
      Sadly the show can not be remade, since the modern politics have become so surreal, that it would be hard to make a satire out of it.

  • @AnarchyApple
    @AnarchyApple Год назад +1

    They should show this in high schools.

  • @mofa9745
    @mofa9745 4 года назад +4

    Magic !

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 года назад +9

    She always reminded me of a fitter Theresa May 😂

    • @louismyatt1507
      @louismyatt1507 2 года назад +6

      Fitter implies Theresa May is fit in the first place

  • @SuperChunk19
    @SuperChunk19 3 года назад +1

    Nicola is basically a British Dr milfi-i mean dr.melfi

  • @stephenvalente3296
    @stephenvalente3296 4 месяца назад

    I can imagine this being a conversation in Labour head office should they not manage to gaff away the election next month! 😂

  • @Atomix330
    @Atomix330 4 года назад +12

    Whats with the video quality? Grainy like its near radiation.

    • @aidenbliss
      @aidenbliss 4 года назад +1

      even the DVD's I have look 10 times better than this

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 Год назад +1

    Wait this was a comedy?

  • @anbang4531
    @anbang4531 9 месяцев назад

    OK, this does not look like a comedy but looks very serious ... is it ?

  • @georgeousgrant
    @georgeousgrant 4 года назад +33

    Truly the best political /satirical series ever! Can you imagine the BBC in its current woke form commissioning this?

    • @oVoidhawko
      @oVoidhawko 4 года назад +11

      Sure. As a progressive, watered down pile of wank which tells us everything is fine while it's all burning down. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say wank, you bulldog faced, melancholic twatwaffle.
      What I really I mean to say is [redacted due to excessive vulgarity which is unsanctioned under the public infancy act, and has been fined 25 ******* credits]

    • @AFord1981
      @AFord1981 4 года назад +38

      Yes.

    • @kethughes8266
      @kethughes8266 4 года назад +28

      Yes I can.

    • @Sam-es2gf
      @Sam-es2gf 4 года назад +21

      all the clips i've seen have been published recently.. so they're happy to show it again at the very least

    • @Adam-nb6im
      @Adam-nb6im 4 года назад +68

      I find it hilarious how you think this is the best political / satirical series ever, yet you're incapable of realising that this is the sort of clever left-wing comedy that knows how to find the balance between humour and "being-edge-for-the-sake-of-it" (i.e., anti-woke). I mean it was written by Armando Iannucci ffs - one of the "wokest" people there is.

  • @PDXLibertarian
    @PDXLibertarian Год назад

    Give her kidz masques and vaccine passports ...

  • @idealmethod
    @idealmethod 4 года назад +6

    i miss this show. Probably would be banned now.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +9

      I doubt it. It's blatantly anti-Tory.

    • @anglodoomer5995
      @anglodoomer5995 2 года назад +1

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 but it’s politically incorrect, that’s the point

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +4

      @@anglodoomer5995 South Park is way more controversial and offensive and that show hasn't been banned in 25 years.

    • @commandingofficer4693
      @commandingofficer4693 2 года назад +2

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 It’s partly inspired by (and perhaps a critique of) Alastair Campbell, a SPAD and part of New Labour, so not just anti-Tory.

    • @HampsteadOwl
      @HampsteadOwl Год назад

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 I'm not so sure it is. Peter Mannion when he appears, and who is obviously a Tory, is portrayed largely as a decent and principled man, caught up in a maelstrom created not least by his own advisers

  • @theprimalpitch190
    @theprimalpitch190 Год назад +1

    How is this not literally abusive and suspend able behavior. Also she let's him run free. Who was writing her lines? Definitely can find a better way to get a few dopamine hits.

    • @MrSupdup
      @MrSupdup Год назад +9

      Obviously not familiar with the show...

    • @powerbite92
      @powerbite92 Год назад +14

      Virtue signal has been received. Will add it to your total.

  • @Anon.5216
    @Anon.5216 Год назад

    Swearing. Disgusting!

  • @HHM706
    @HHM706 Год назад

    Steel band😂

  • @pussycats456
    @pussycats456 Год назад +3

    I actually quite fancy Malcolm! 🥴