The part where he names the company is sort of rambling and unprepared, which implies there was no plan for this, and the line "The splendor of the morning, the dew as it drips down a blade of grass, the smile of your child" was completely improvised and I love it
The fact that this guy heard the episode within days of it being posted and said "you're right, I do need to do a terrible Lasik voicemail as Ray Romano and Kermit the Frog" and sat down and recorded it and sent it to them and they received it and put it in the next episode was just so good
I know you made this comment 2 months ago... but it felt important for you to know... there were more submissions they listened to on that episode. This is probably the best, but I love that they got a bunch of people to do this.
Oh my god I have a perfect visual recall of the exact same moment for me, and not just visual but like the way the rays of sunset felt on my eyeballs and how my weight shifted as the city bus was turning a corner.
@@adamphillips7225 not sure if this is real and the most incredible sentence ever conceived by mortal hands, or if you just played me like a particularly beginner-friendly fiddle.
Oh my god. This is my voicemail! This video is perfect. The stock images. Holy crap. Couple things, since folks seem to think I am funny. I’ve got a podcast called Mystic Lasagna where we perform “psychic readings” of Garfield comics. It is precisely as dumb as this voicemail. Also, Ray started off as Yoda, went through Fozzie and landed as Ray Romano, cause...I dunno it was funny. So weird how many people have heard this.
I've taken screengrabs of "Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" and "Thank you, Ray!" frames and they're now my dual monitor desktop background forever. I love this so much, thank you!!
I first heard the "blast your eyeballs back into the right shape." while eating breakfast, alone, at 8 am in a college dining hall. I did a horrible job keeping it together and almost lost it at my empty table
I work in a hospital so my husband and I have been isolating from each other for MONTHS. He hears me wheeze-laughing because I'm laughing so hard and he is knocking on the door asking if I'm ok. Thanks Muh-Bim-Bam! And definitely thanks to Danielle4eaton!! That is awesome! Also, is is Ray Romano just Kermit yelling??
So I saw another video that was just all of the responses to the request for answering machine messages done via impersonations and it's so much better seeing the origin story of how that came to be. Amazing.
Not gonna lie, I was happy with just wearing glasses for the rest of my life, but hearing Kermit promise me to blast my eyeballs back into the right shape changed my view (haha) on the idea of corrective laser surgery
i remember listening to this part of the podcast while driving at night and i laughed so hard my vision got blurry and i had to stop at the side of the road for a bit.
once every like, four to six months i just come back to this video bc it brings me so much joy. thank you so much for bringing these wonderful three minutes into the world
I would like you to know that i have watched this like 3 or 4 times now because i keep seeing the thumbnail and going "w-what......there is no way i watched that i have no idea what that could even mean" and i keep clicking on it and immediately remembering but i always end the video with tears streaming down my face. this is probably the funniest mbmbam bit ever?? and your typography is so good it makes it somehow funnier, even though it seems impossible....good work.
sometimes i remember this and start wheezing and spend the whole day just speaking in a bad kermit-style ray romano impression and quoting this deBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dude, I haven't heard this bit in YEARS, but as I was looking for royalty free music for a painting timelapse, and I heard adventure by Benjamin Tissot and I was like !!!! Hey!!!! That's that bit I haven't thought about in like 3 years!!!
When I first listened to the episodes this is from, I was lost driving around looking for a place to park. I recommend this experience for maximum confusion
"Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" certainly gets me going, but I think the part that actually sends me to tears is "Oh Gee, KERMIIIIIT." The delivery is great, and these pictures really improves it for me.
You know a Kinetic Typography video like this is done super well when you can mute the audio and still really giggle at purely watching the visual alone :D
Oh gosh! I'm so glad I got YT's notification about you "heart"ing my original comment, because I had already forgotten about this moment and I just got to enjoy it all over again. :D Seriously, I watched it on mute again, and 1:18-1:29 especially is so brilliantly done! Maybe I'm just a sucker for good design and accessibility (my hearing is really bad, so I personally *love* this shit), but I think everyone should see what it's like to just watch without sound.
This is such a sweet comment 🥺🥺🥺. It really means so much to me to hear that someone is able to benefit from my work. Accessibility is super important to me and so I'm glad to hear that I was able to contribute (even in a small way) to that. Idk if that makes any sense, just know I'm very appreciative of your comment 💖!!!
If I'm ever in a coma, they just have to play this. I'll be up and cry-laughing by the time it gets to "blast your eyeballs back into the right shape."
OMG I totally know what you mean! I get the same thing with really random parts of podcasts where I have a very distinct memory of doing something particular at the same time I was listening to the podcast. I actually get it most often with TAZ!
i am lying here with an ice pack on my head for a headache, trying so hard not to let it fall as my body shakes with the force of my laughter. thank you.
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The blast your eyeballs part brings me to tears laughing every time
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Yeah love ojama black
2:31 for anyone having a bad day
Bro that pfp takes me back to the good old, old, old times
Just the idea that a lasik business would describe their service as "blast your eyeballs into the right shape" kills me
The wildest part about this is if they're a 24-hour lasik surgery center, why would they need an answering machine
In case the receptionist has to step away to make a pee.
@@timma_thy considerate!
@@timma_thy "make a pee" is a fantastic way to put it
It’s a 24-hour place, but it’s not a walk-in surgery clinic, I guess.
sometimes you get real busy blastin' them 'balls, y'know
The part where he names the company is sort of rambling and unprepared, which implies there was no plan for this, and the line "The splendor of the morning, the dew as it drips down a blade of grass, the smile of your child" was completely improvised and I love it
Griffin's glissando at 0:18 was so choice
The fact that its an actual music thing makes it even better
the actual notes/pitches are wrong but the concept is hilarious
This is what I wanted to say.
The more I listen to this video, the more that specific moment becomes my favorite thing of maybe ever.
He hit a perfect tritone.
I love the idea that its Fozzy doing a Ray Romano impression, and Kermit is just playing along
this question was sent in by Fozzy, Kermit was pressuring him to do the Muppet Studios voicemail and he needed advice
Oh my god that makes even funnier
@@VerendumGames Incredible. Canon.
The fact that this guy heard the episode within days of it being posted and said "you're right, I do need to do a terrible Lasik voicemail as Ray Romano and Kermit the Frog" and sat down and recorded it and sent it to them and they received it and put it in the next episode was just so good
I know you made this comment 2 months ago... but it felt important for you to know... there were more submissions they listened to on that episode. This is probably the best, but I love that they got a bunch of people to do this.
But also with soothing background music too
oh god i remember how confused i was when i heard the impressions without listening to the previous episode
that happened to me too! this is the first time I heard the context
Oh my god I have a perfect visual recall of the exact same moment for me, and not just visual but like the way the rays of sunset felt on my eyeballs and how my weight shifted as the city bus was turning a corner.
Dang, Alex completely dialed into the MBMBAM style of humor.
Every choice you made here was the correct one (unlike this poor listener) this was so good, it's defos gonna be one of my new faves.
Absolutely agree with your comment ... *also* I'm the 69th like (nice).
@@Molscheira Nice.
@@Molscheira nice
@@Molscheira nice.
Asmr: Kermet blasts your eyeballs back into shape.
How do we get this god damn comedy genius, nay, comedy savant, onto a podcast. Hes too perfect to toil in obscurity.
Technically, he did get onto a podcast
@@ahobbit1273 mission accomplished.
@@adamphillips7225 not sure if this is real and the most incredible sentence ever conceived by mortal hands, or if you just played me like a particularly beginner-friendly fiddle.
Tim Jones it’s real it’s real!! Look for the comment from R. Alex Murray (source: I also know him)
Oh my god. This is my voicemail! This video is perfect. The stock images. Holy crap.
Couple things, since folks seem to think I am funny. I’ve got a podcast called Mystic Lasagna where we perform “psychic readings” of Garfield comics. It is precisely as dumb as this voicemail. Also, Ray started off as Yoda, went through Fozzie and landed as Ray Romano, cause...I dunno it was funny.
So weird how many people have heard this.
I'm always proud of you but like... WOW ALEX.
for real, your voicemail is one of the funniest things i've heard, will absolutely check out Mystic Lasagna.
An absolute legend!
is there a link to the mystic lasagna podcast? because i NEED to listen like yesterday.
Spacey Carchasey here you go!!!!
iTunes- podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mystic-lasagna/id1448519828
Spotify- mysticlasagna.libsyn.com/spotify
I've taken screengrabs of "Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" and "Thank you, Ray!" frames and they're now my dual monitor desktop background forever. I love this so much, thank you!!
the “chill on it” transition sent me
I love those griffin claps before "you fucked up"
He does that with "big hat" and then later "little hat" in the code vein monster factory.
The extremely good musical notation joke was when I knew this video was going somewhere
"BLAST YOUR EYEBALLS BACK INTO THE RIGHT SHAPE" Always gets me!
God, I just had my sister play the sheet music for Griffin's vocal squeak for me and it was accurate and that just made my evening, thank you.
I first heard the "blast your eyeballs back into the right shape." while eating breakfast, alone, at 8 am in a college dining hall. I did a horrible job keeping it together and almost lost it at my empty table
The softness of "Thank you Ray," gets me every time.
I work in a hospital so my husband and I have been isolating from each other for MONTHS.
He hears me wheeze-laughing because I'm laughing so hard and he is knocking on the door asking if I'm ok. Thanks Muh-Bim-Bam! And definitely thanks to Danielle4eaton!! That is awesome!
Also, is is Ray Romano just Kermit yelling??
I'm pretty sure Ray Romano is just Kermit yelling, yes
Even though it's the title of this video, and I knew it was coming, that "Blast Your Eyeballs Back Into The Right Shape " still caught me off guard.
The lil stanza for Griffin's voice pitching is a nice touch.
“blast your eyeballs back into the right shape” is such a powerful statement
love the bit around 2:17 where the long pause is an ellipsis ... until the voice comes in and it's retroactively a comma
very accurate and good
I have stitches in my lip and had to stop watching when Kermit started waxing rhapsodic about all the things you can see with Lasik. 💀
I'm back and I'm dying 😭
@@bicarbonat1 i'm so glad your lip feels good enough to enjoy this with us XD
@@mirmalchik 😂👍🏾
So I saw another video that was just all of the responses to the request for answering machine messages done via impersonations and it's so much better seeing the origin story of how that came to be. Amazing.
Send me a link
I’m sorry but “Alex” is funnier than all the McElroys I think he should jus do the show now
They could easily do a new segment of, uh, "Alex" it looks like - just recording dumbass ideas from the Yahoo comments.
@@adamphillips7225 tell us more
Adam Phillips We must know his funnying ways.
Adam Phillips you had me at Garfield mysticism
Adam Phillips Totally checking out your podcast now!
Not gonna lie, I was happy with just wearing glasses for the rest of my life, but hearing Kermit promise me to blast my eyeballs back into the right shape changed my view (haha) on the idea of corrective laser surgery
I can't be the only one who tears up at the so softly sincere "Thank you Ray" every time
Griffin's clapping followed by the "you fucked up" chant gave me the will to live for today
My partner recently changed his ringtone to this and I haven’t known any peace since, it’s beautiful
Those impressions are glorious, I'm honestly sore after laughing at the "blast your eyeballs back" part.
i remember listening to this part of the podcast while driving at night and i laughed so hard my vision got blurry and i had to stop at the side of the road for a bit.
The clapping with the "You fucked up" is my favorite thing ever.
Never heard of this podcast until RUclips algorithm suggested this video and in so glad it did Holy shit. Thank you for introducing them to me
Music-notating Griffin’s laugh is beautiful
Griffin doing the "S A TUR DAY NIGHT" claps is beautiful.
I mean, aren’t ALL the impressions the boys do just for the gag?
Yeah, but this dude doesn’t have a very successful podcast with thousands of listeners.
Kyle Hart Turns out he does have a podcast! It’s called Mystic Lasagna.
@@myrin265 Different dudes xD The person who asked that yahoo isn't the one who sent in this impression
@@ViridianForests I know that. The impressionist himself commented on this video promoting his podcast.
once every like, four to six months i just come back to this video bc it brings me so much joy. thank you so much for bringing these wonderful three minutes into the world
This feels like something you'd see on interdimensional cable.
I would like you to know that i have watched this like 3 or 4 times now because i keep seeing the thumbnail and going "w-what......there is no way i watched that i have no idea what that could even mean" and i keep clicking on it and immediately remembering but i always end the video with tears streaming down my face. this is probably the funniest mbmbam bit ever?? and your typography is so good it makes it somehow funnier, even though it seems impossible....good work.
sometimes i remember this and start wheezing and spend the whole day just speaking in a bad kermit-style ray romano impression and quoting this
deBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is one of the bits I remember getting me to literal tears 😭🤣. Thanks for this, and thank MBMBAM for MBMBAM!
Dude, I haven't heard this bit in YEARS, but as I was looking for royalty free music for a painting timelapse, and I heard adventure by Benjamin Tissot and I was like !!!! Hey!!!! That's that bit I haven't thought about in like 3 years!!!
I did not know what to expect, but this so wildly exceeded anything I could have imagined THANK YOU for animating this precious gift.
This is my favorite MBMBAM moment of all time and you’ve done it such justice. Thank you.
The Mango Council and Glass Shark are pretty great too
When I first listened to the episodes this is from, I was lost driving around looking for a place to park. I recommend this experience for maximum confusion
"Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" certainly gets me going, but I think the part that actually sends me to tears is "Oh Gee, KERMIIIIIT." The delivery is great, and these pictures really improves it for me.
You know a Kinetic Typography video like this is done super well when you can mute the audio and still really giggle at purely watching the visual alone :D
Oh gosh! I'm so glad I got YT's notification about you "heart"ing my original comment, because I had already forgotten about this moment and I just got to enjoy it all over again. :D Seriously, I watched it on mute again, and 1:18-1:29 especially is so brilliantly done! Maybe I'm just a sucker for good design and accessibility (my hearing is really bad, so I personally *love* this shit), but I think everyone should see what it's like to just watch without sound.
This is such a sweet comment 🥺🥺🥺. It really means so much to me to hear that someone is able to benefit from my work. Accessibility is super important to me and so I'm glad to hear that I was able to contribute (even in a small way) to that. Idk if that makes any sense, just know I'm very appreciative of your comment 💖!!!
@@DefaultFonts It makes total sense, and I'm glad my nerdy enthusiasm had a positive impact. 🤓
I love this video. Every time a friend sends it to me again, I watch the whole thing, and it's always as good as the first time.
It has yet to get old for me either
I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying and this is probably the tenth time I've watched it
The fuckin sheet music for Griffin’s laugh kills me every single time
I don't want to be famous but I do want to one day have the power to just demand things like this
I absolutely love the level of improv from Alex and this is just absolutely hilarious! You did a great job
It hurts. It's hurting me physically how much I'm laughing.
I love how Kermit is about twenty times more expressive than Ray Romano.
"Kermit and Ray Romano's Lasik Surgery *pause* 24 Hour a Day *even longer pause* Lasik Surgery Place"
The voicemail was better than anyone could have imagined.
This entire video is a perfectly-timed gift. Bless you
If I'm ever in a coma, they just have to play this. I'll be up and cry-laughing by the time it gets to "blast your eyeballs back into the right shape."
Using Micheal there was perfect, seems like something he would make someone do.
watched this at least 10 times. can't tell you how much joy this has brought me.
I laugh harder every time I watch this. Thank you for a perfect, tight 3 minutes of perfectly executed splendor.
This is one of the very few kinetic typography videos that makes me roll in laughter
"Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" is perfect XD
everytime i compress my aching eyes with a hot towel i hear "blast your eyeballs back into the right shape" in the forefront of my mind
Every time I watch this video I wish that I could like it again
This is still true to this day
i come back to this video at least once every two weeks AT MINIMUM. so good.
Everytime I hear this, all I can think about is how good this voicemail would be as an interdimensional commercial on Rick and Morty.
This bit still cracks me up to this day.
I can't believe how on brand that message was
Oh my Lord this is incredible. Did you add the music? Because if so, that was a _masterstroke._
oh god blast your eyeballs made me shoot seltzer out of my nose
There are tears rolling down my face right now dear God
I just got eye surgery and this was the first recommendation on my home page. Good job XD
I am WHEEZING. THANK YOU FOR THIS
Clapping to the beat of Saturday Night and just saying you fucked up is brilliant.
I made the blast your eyeballs back into the right shape part into my desktop background so I could be reminded of this wonderful video daily
That thumbnail is so powerful
I love everything about this
Yo I just had a flashback to cleaning my shower while listening to this and idk why that is such a positive memory.
OMG I totally know what you mean! I get the same thing with really random parts of podcasts where I have a very distinct memory of doing something particular at the same time I was listening to the podcast. I actually get it most often with TAZ!
You guys have no idea how hard it is to hold back any noise at 11:57 pm when you shared a room with your sleeping parents while listening to this lmao
The "other characters" placeholder is very, very good.
Man this was from the first episode I listened too, after being recommended it. Imagine my surprise and confusion at that.
i am lying here with an ice pack on my head for a headache, trying so hard not to let it fall as my body shakes with the force of my laughter. thank you.
"blast your eyeballs back into shape" still kills me every time
Thank goodness for this connection because Tom Lumperson is like my favorite Tiktoker now
I want this to be MY voicemail
Ok but that's a perfect kermit
This video genuinely saved my life
He has to do more!! It's just too funny. He could make RUclips vids of them, make some money.
I cannot stop laughing at this video, the comedic timing of the visuals is absolutely flawless 😂
The first time I watched this I laughed so hard at "blast your eyeballs" I completely missed the poatic lines and had to rewatch lmao.
The sheet music for 0:18 is fucking amazing.
I'm dying from the voice!
The musical notation 👏😭
Oh my fucking god this is way funnier than i thought it would be
That music notation made me almost burst a blood vessel from laughter
I love the thing of: "Blast Your Eyeballs Into The Right Shape" thing lol