The things we think about at night that make us think about how we will never do anything that can defend against it then forget about it when we wake up
5:49 😳🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ Why am I only realising NOW that the twenties were both awful for the world in 1920 and 2020? Literally, how did I not see this sooner? If the next twenties will be this bad, it will be an official bad year number for humanity.
@@MarwanHadidi I also don't want to knock knees or make other accidental contact. It's a very confined space. And if the person across from you has bad breath, that'll be drifting into your airspace the entire flight. I have a whole laundry list of reasons why I'd hate it, honestly.
12:31 no its supposed to be like he has eyes under the sunglasses and that’s why they are there and same with the headphones and it’s called a PHANNY (idk how to spell) pack and those are underwear and masks go on mouths and he has it on his chin
2:44 this is true, and no one can tell me otherwise. Cold water is so refreshing and tastes pretty good, warm water makes me go “ew my waters warm,” but if you’ve ever left your water in the hot car then tried to drink it, it just makes me wanna spit it out
Fun fact: there's no ancient Hebrew way to say "fear not." That's just the closest translation. When angels visit people in the Bible what they actually say is "please stop screaming" 😳
@@456puff The woman is cutting chili's and accidiently rubbing them in her sons eyes.. Ofc it burns Then she rubs her hands against her eyes too And under pain, drives herself and the kid to the possible, while both screaming in pain in the pain Idk if there was a 3rd child involved as well But it was funny as hell
13:16 Yeah, I cut books in half. Not nice old leatherbound books but cheap paperback ones. You ever seen a welfare/second hand store? Many of them now have signs saying "PLEASE DO NOT DONATE ANY MORE BOOKS"
The dutch toilet 0:44 is a shallow flush toilet that mainly finds use in the european health sector (hospitals, retirement homes, doctors) since one can have a professional look at the stool for any important details before flushing. For example, black stool means blood, likely from wounds within the gastrointestinal tract. But the much more common one is the deep flush toilet. Both can easily be bought at a hardware store with no price difference.
Whalon lake is an old rock quarry by Naperville, IL. It is part of the Du Page County park system. You can not fish from the dock, and the weeds are 30-50 feet from the shore, so you need a boat. I had never been there before, so I didn't know I needed a boat. So much for my 40+ min drive to get there. Upside though... it's a nice place and not at all scary.
17:57 Actually, that's exactly how it works for natural selection. Mike Casual Geographic put it: 'Better to lose the baby than the baby-maker." Or both even.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS IDEA! HIGHLY REQUESTED! DROP SOME IDEAS!! - I MEANT YOSHI NOT KERBY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meme memes
Memes about things we do for no reason
The things we think about at night that make us think about how we will never do anything that can defend against it then forget about it when we wake up
Memes that start with the letter B
The Lorax memes
12:20
It’s basically putting the human parts of where the items are (which they technically aren’t supposed to be)
Americans are too simple for Russian humor
Why tf do clear boots exist??? 😭🙏
If you don't know you're still too innocent for us to explain
I HAVE NO CLUE
because
@@VaazkLShorts don't you lie to your fans like that
Toes
6:41 If the Hand was real, I know damn well half the population of Florida would try to live on top of it
BOYKISSERRRRR
I live in Florida and I can confirm
I also bet steve irwin would have wrestled it. (and won)
(Yes I know he's not floridian)
Fun fact: There was an actual khool-aid commercial that showed khool-aid man putting the liquid in him so he is actually the jar
Thanks I dont hate it
Who the hell puts an h in koolaid
7:49 toad and "kirby"
you should get your eyes checked
i meant YOSHI ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kerby…
Lol I noticed too
Kirshi
5:49 😳🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Why am I only realising NOW that the twenties were both awful for the world in 1920 and 2020? Literally, how did I not see this sooner?
If the next twenties will be this bad, it will be an official bad year number for humanity.
There was a plague in 1820 as well
@@silentmoone we're probably going to get mind control in 3020
5:57 bro I just recovered from my depression wtf I'm adopting that cat give me your location
I KNOW, RIGHT!? GIVE CAT!
Sorry but the kitty has already been adopted 😊 (not by me)
@@UsermannnnyNotNow WHERE IS IT!?
@@ThundertheLeopard in a home?
im sorry but GIB PLEEZ
1:03 Uh cory this does not happen to the best of us-
We're not deaf
@Xxlove.StitchXx ever heard of youtube bugs?
@Xxlove.StitchXx😂😂😂😂
But P∆JEET does
0:03 best way to meet strangers fleeing the country due to numerous crimes and felony’s 10/10
Felonies
5:30
new immortality idea:
CENSOR DEATH
11:20 Say that again, but slowly.
8:38 why did they have to be so humanoid!? I hate them sm 😭
0:14 if I wasn’t brushing them before, now I will
8:06 Gravity Falls...
Robbie.
3:19 my brother in christ that is NOT a centaur, that is a weird looking horse
“Moisturise me”
JDBSIDBALPQOWBEEH
The Dr. Who reference?
I believe
0:04 i’d rather be stuffed in the luggage.
BRO JUST TALK OR NOT IT'S NOT THAT HARD
AIRI PFP YOOOOO
@@MarwanHadidi I also don't want to knock knees or make other accidental contact. It's a very confined space. And if the person across from you has bad breath, that'll be drifting into your airspace the entire flight. I have a whole laundry list of reasons why I'd hate it, honestly.
@@bandgeekforlife406 I forgot about bad breath lol, I never fly so I don't know about flight problems
@@MarwanHadidi yeah, i figured. your “just talk or not, it’s not that hard!” excuse told me everything i need to know
Dont you get so many blisters from wearing RUBBER BOOTS with no socks? Those feet are gonna be red...
and not just from sunburn
The moldy bread one is INSANE bro I can't 😭🙏
It’s not mold, it’s flavor spots, they’re delicious 🤦♀️
Yah man get it right 🙄
What's wrong with flavour spots
Delicious AND cure infections, it's literally the perfect food
12:31 no its supposed to be like he has eyes under the sunglasses and that’s why they are there and same with the headphones and it’s called a PHANNY (idk how to spell) pack and those are underwear and masks go on mouths and he has it on his chin
as an introvert, the first one si absolutely horrifying, especially when you consider that the trip is going to be several hours.
10:25 menacingly:”he would hurt many flies”
“She put pepper in her son’s eye!”
*shows daughter*
7:48 My soul left my body when he called Yoshi Kirby.
7:40 yes toad and Kirby these are totally accurate
“Oh, that’s Sprite himself.” Idk the casual tone of how he said it combined with that horrific image had me dying 😂
4:14
Why do I really want that?!
Same!
Same
Same
2:44 this is true, and no one can tell me otherwise. Cold water is so refreshing and tastes pretty good, warm water makes me go “ew my waters warm,” but if you’ve ever left your water in the hot car then tried to drink it, it just makes me wanna spit it out
3:30 this dude is a MENACE 😭😭
Fun fact: there's no ancient Hebrew way to say "fear not." That's just the closest translation. When angels visit people in the Bible what they actually say is "please stop screaming" 😳
if rings of eyes approached me id be screaming too
@@barracudalake1607 I KNOW, RIGHT!?!
6:22 lorax:
1:03 I love how bro was so traumatized that he didn’t even narrate it 😭
5:39
1920’s: Roaring Twenties
2020’s Screaming Twenties
Gotta love the Jubilife City music. Diamond and Pearl represent ✊
Commenting for the algorithm, please do more of these "thanks I hate it" videos, I enjoy them immensely
14:10 I think this is supposed to be
Me when I'm happy:
😁
Me when I'm happy from eating a grilled cheese:
🟨
or its actually “me when eating i’m happy: cheese: 😁” and “me when i’m happy from a grilled 🟨😁”
I love the Doctor Who reference!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:39
Somebody privatizing air and selling it for profit is literally what the villain does in The Lorax.
The idea would be horrible in cgi, but the art is good which makes this way better 10:45
Daughter: my eye herts.
Mom:its ok sweetie.
Mom:* rubs pepper in daughter's eyes. *
Daughter: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
3:38 ah yes horrorcore
13:36 the way you pronounced that italian made me want to actually shrivel up, I'm not even Italian, I just learnt it a few years ago
4:33 PISS ‼️🥶
Not at all surprised by the robot in Philly. There's a reason I hate visiting my sister who lives there (no, the reason isn't my sister).
I love your videos ❤
4:54 this is an alternate solution to having multiple bathrooms.
2:54 woah there Satan
6:50 no it should be called “the master hand” / “the crazy hand”
Fr bro Smaaashy bros
If this happened i would be very, concerned on why and who 6:33
0:27, the underlying urge to put mustard in it is getting stronger every second I look at this image.
the cat one was just sad man 😭
1:09 it is a scene from a german tv show i wasn't expecting to see it in an english meme Video
What’s the context for it?
@@456puff The woman is cutting chili's and accidiently rubbing them in her sons eyes..
Ofc it burns
Then she rubs her hands against her eyes too
And under pain, drives herself and the kid to the possible, while both screaming in pain in the pain
Idk if there was a 3rd child involved as well
But it was funny as hell
@@Magician-Pianist Thanks, lol!
The muscleless face one will haunt me forever
3:25 ITS A CANNON EVENT MILES, YOU CANT STOP IT-
10:17 Phil Foden is that u?!😂
1:22 CANDACE NOO She a worm
1:03 only the best of us
8:30 my city respects nothing and no one . i really do hate it here 😅
0:30
…..
i’m buying that.
4:05
Thanks for traumatizing me again
The memories of my mother showing this to me are back 🥲
10:37 I can't believe this is us and we didn't even know that we actually look like that and not this skin suit.
1:56 Me: It's my time to shine...
5:54 tell him to wait me and the boys are gonna pull up
3:29
NO. STOP.
17:40 oh so Han is the happiest Stray Kid but throws like literally any member at Seungmin when he‘s offended
1:40 DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE
Thanks I love it
No problem😭
5:16 young William Dafoe
14:17 very true
CLEAR BOOTS ✋😭
7:48 You did make that more unconfortable by calling Yoshi "Kirby".
13:16
Yeah, I cut books in half. Not nice old leatherbound books but cheap paperback ones.
You ever seen a welfare/second hand store?
Many of them now have signs saying "PLEASE DO NOT DONATE ANY MORE BOOKS"
16:10 I for one am glad people enjoy sharing fkd up things like this it's hilarious
3:52 i quite literally though this was just two images of Donald trumpets with his eyes closed
Donald trumpets
@@strawberrymilk1186 ok that was an autocorrect thing that I didn’t notice, not my fault
@@somerandomperson-ih4dx I don’t mean it in a bad way
It’s funny asf it made me laugh
The first one is basically just trains. But without the tables.
The dutch toilet 0:44 is a shallow flush toilet that mainly finds use in the european health sector (hospitals, retirement homes, doctors) since one can have a professional look at the stool for any important details before flushing. For example, black stool means blood, likely from wounds within the gastrointestinal tract. But the much more common one is the deep flush toilet. Both can easily be bought at a hardware store with no price difference.
In my childhood, we had one in EVERY home I lived in. It's a lot more common than just being in medical facilities
@@ynedd yes, it's common, cause it's just as easy to acquire but their purpose was supposed to be medical
The ,,TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD" At the end was new level of dark humor.
3:22- ah, yes, my favourite centaur… the horse-and-a-half
6:40 Someone needs to make this into an SCP.
i'm pretty sure it is
HAHAHAH I thought you were referring to the dancing guy
1:25
Hey look it's Mr. Wariopuff Hunt
Kool aid man is both drink and glass. The drink is his blood
2:26 is genuinely a good gift...
my english not englishing
brain stopped braining
Today is raining.
Today is clouding.
Today is sunning.
The frog one got me dying 😂😭🙏
1:41 the doctor who joke 💀😭 lol
10:50 The title of the post has duplicated “my”s. You’re welcome.
I have to admit. That type of uwu language was ducking hilawious.
6:28 let me introduce you to the Lorax
Whalon lake is an old rock quarry by Naperville, IL. It is part of the Du Page County park system. You can not fish from the dock, and the weeds are 30-50 feet from the shore, so you need a boat. I had never been there before, so I didn't know I needed a boat. So much for my 40+ min drive to get there. Upside though... it's a nice place and not at all scary.
17:57 Actually, that's exactly how it works for natural selection. Mike Casual Geographic put it: 'Better to lose the baby than the baby-maker." Or both even.
They don’t take the baby out of the pouch and throw them though. They just sort of loosen up the pouch as they run, so the Joey falls out
dang i need to stop looking at miltery plans because i see this 19:20 as a b-2 bomber
18:24 The students: And worst of all, it could be any one of us. He could be in this very room. It could be you, could be me…
Bang!
5:54 After this story went live, she beat a record for most applications for one animal for that shelter. She has a new, wonderful family now.
THE DOCTOR WHO JOKE 1:40
Dude why do you always say “ce-na-tour” instead of “cen-taur”? I thought it was a mistake in a previous video but you do it every time 😂
Thanks for making me not be able to sleep tonight 3:38
0:40 Ah yes, the humble Dutch toilet with its poop shelf
I can feel the discomfort from the boots with no socks on ( i dont do it myself chill)
0:01 People are just not ready for Filipino jeepneys