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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  5 месяцев назад +66

    SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! DROP SOME IDEAS!!!!!!!!! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!

    • @Reptile2107
      @Reptile2107 5 месяцев назад +3

      DAY 96 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

    • @figarotheninjacat5844
      @figarotheninjacat5844 5 месяцев назад +5

      Vaazkl ASMR where you put together a compilation of all the weird noises you make, and some bloopers

    • @m84nA8-hy3ph
      @m84nA8-hy3ph 5 месяцев назад +2

      ai memes

    • @snowy-wintrs
      @snowy-wintrs 5 месяцев назад

      food memes

    • @LuciferMourningstar52
      @LuciferMourningstar52 5 месяцев назад

      VAMPIEE MEMES

  • @Mr.Chicken-fk8fm
    @Mr.Chicken-fk8fm 5 месяцев назад +163

    16th century: Thou art the reason
    20th century: you are the reason
    21st century: * ad plays *

  • @nixtix04
    @nixtix04 5 месяцев назад +221

    "Your father passed wind" 😭

  • @Smartrobloxkiddo505
    @Smartrobloxkiddo505 5 месяцев назад +34

    "go ask your sister"
    "i dont have a sister"
    "you will in 9 months"
    DAMNN

  • @FungalDistortion-SILLY
    @FungalDistortion-SILLY 5 месяцев назад +63

    “What should I eat”
    “Poison”
    You just know they’re besties

    • @FungalDistortion-SILLY
      @FungalDistortion-SILLY 3 месяца назад

      @Ravenstar_therian FR they always take jokes so seriously for NO REASON.

    • @JK_Kitten10
      @JK_Kitten10 9 дней назад

      Actually, I think one of them is just French

  • @coolranchdorito6635
    @coolranchdorito6635 5 месяцев назад +23

    3:54 The “ So when we have a kid, you’re pitching in, milk boy” really got me

  • @goofyclide
    @goofyclide 5 месяцев назад +91

    "that is good news" is wild 💀

  • @JakeSweeper
    @JakeSweeper 5 месяцев назад +28

    "What should we eat for lunch?"
    "Poison."
    "Naw. We had Taco Bell yesterday."

  • @silverminty861
    @silverminty861 5 месяцев назад +13

    bro i love the way you say "WHAT", in my head normally it sounds like somebody is screaming WHAT but you say it like "WHAUT?" and its so funny
    love just watching ur vids man they are very relaxing, i wish u the best and keep it up brah
    VLOG CHANNEL WHENNN I NEED TO SEE YOU 'SKIING'
    got it right this time lmao

  • @baconplaysroblox7100
    @baconplaysroblox7100 5 месяцев назад +169

    it feels illegal to be here under 30 seconds

    • @JohannesWulf-bp2qd
      @JohannesWulf-bp2qd 5 месяцев назад +2

      It also feels here to be illegal under 30 mins

    • @stupidhead51
      @stupidhead51 5 месяцев назад

      And minutes

    • @KeenanFr
      @KeenanFr 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah it’s just so empty

    • @stupidhead51
      @stupidhead51 5 месяцев назад

      @@JohannesWulf-bp2qd that's what i just said bruddda

    • @palqya
      @palqya 5 месяцев назад +1

      it fells illegal to be alive

  • @suitcaseofsmarts
    @suitcaseofsmarts 5 месяцев назад +39

    “Do you have a spare skeleton”

  • @INMZ_EDITZ
    @INMZ_EDITZ 5 месяцев назад +19

    1:13 bro understood the assignment

  • @vintage_posion
    @vintage_posion 5 месяцев назад +8

    "You're a disappointment" I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD 💀

  • @MonkFeet10
    @MonkFeet10 5 месяцев назад +5

    1:37 THAT MEASAGE WAS UNHINGED 😂

  • @Drovagon
    @Drovagon 5 месяцев назад +3

    'Don't screenshot!'
    **slowly lifts finger from power/volume button**

  • @SCPhomie
    @SCPhomie 5 месяцев назад +13

    The G.O.A.T never fails to deliver

  • @mrlgreenthunder7138
    @mrlgreenthunder7138 5 месяцев назад +4

    That would be embarrassing. The people I text would see me write and rewrite the same sentence like ten times before I actually send it.

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 10 дней назад +2

    My friend once texted me “I think I am a medium ☺️☺️☺️” and I said “I think you’re schizophrenic”

  • @EngineerGaming2
    @EngineerGaming2 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm crying." "Why?" then a spotify ad appeared, now i understand

  • @Ella_TheWolf
    @Ella_TheWolf 5 месяцев назад +4

    I’m getting that Jesus wallpaper screen so every day he holds up the happy notification that vaazkl posted.

  • @Spinozillosaur
    @Spinozillosaur 4 месяца назад +1

    The British accent makes all the memes 110% better

  • @eggdude-n5q
    @eggdude-n5q 5 месяцев назад +20

    That last one wasn't even a hard problem, it's just 5 hours

    • @Eggs-are-great
      @Eggs-are-great 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nice pfp

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 5 месяцев назад +1

      actually these types of problems are the only ones which i have to re learn because i keep forgetting how to do them and have been a nightmare for me

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 5 месяцев назад

      right now i think i thinki have use the formula velocity x distance =time
      which would be 72 x 360 =time
      however i dont know if i will be correct

    • @SullyIsEpik
      @SullyIsEpik 5 месяцев назад

      @@CanOfCatss it would be distance ÷ velocity = time, so in this case that would be 360 ÷ 72 = 5

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 5 месяцев назад

      @@SullyIsEpik ok thank you now my brain will forever remember this information now

  • @maxellpow123
    @maxellpow123 5 месяцев назад +1

    i love how he says 'What' so much that I've ended up changing my speech just to say it like 'whoaat'

  • @adamhayes4691
    @adamhayes4691 5 месяцев назад +3

    I have a friend who loves Hatsune Miku but whenever I type that it autocorrects to Hatsune Mike and we both know this cool guy called Mike and I get traumatising images of him in my head😭

  • @Evie650
    @Evie650 5 месяцев назад +6

    “You’re friends on fakebook” 💀

  • @herohamza1196
    @herohamza1196 5 месяцев назад +1

    Douma: What should I eat for lunch
    Shinobu: Poison

  • @PetalMcAllister
    @PetalMcAllister 5 месяцев назад +1

    "your a dissapointment" -from mom
    is INSANE💀💀

  • @Rob-Da-Hud
    @Rob-Da-Hud 5 месяцев назад +7

    Nice now we need more animal memes

  • @th3Autumnwind
    @th3Autumnwind Месяц назад +1

    9:22 Stanford Pine's ghost possessed this man to text that

  • @Albedo-e5i
    @Albedo-e5i 8 дней назад

    Kinda morning texts I wanna wake up to. BUDDY THAT'S NOT A TEXT THAT'S A FIFTY PAGE ESSAY

  • @PaulaHerndz
    @PaulaHerndz 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Why are you smiling at phone?”

  • @SpinTop25
    @SpinTop25 5 месяцев назад +2

    12:48 that was an iconic WHAT

  • @Therealtoful
    @Therealtoful 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Shut it you boomer”
    “Shut it you zoomer”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @NavyBlue-xz2ld
    @NavyBlue-xz2ld 4 месяца назад +1

    "I'm the chosen one." ✨️✨️

  • @jamesdmack
    @jamesdmack 5 месяцев назад

    The "OK Boomer" at 6:35 activates my assistant.

  • @Albedo-e5i
    @Albedo-e5i 8 дней назад

    Broses for bromance is wild 💀

  • @JezElectro13
    @JezElectro13 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:19 This is stupidly relatable...

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 месяца назад

    Toilet cleaners are specifically designed to be devoid of bleach, but they still can have some funky smells

  • @AlexandreSardeiro
    @AlexandreSardeiro 5 месяцев назад

    The first one legit made me think about Angel Dust.

  • @roiitherizzler
    @roiitherizzler 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:23 THIS IS SO REAL.

  • @KID-IN-BATHTUB
    @KID-IN-BATHTUB 7 дней назад

    Fun fact: broses smell like sweat to scare away bees, they pollinate by flies

  • @ShimmerSPF
    @ShimmerSPF 5 месяцев назад +1

    thanks for doing these videos, they're really funny !!

  • @Mina-Chan1
    @Mina-Chan1 5 месяцев назад +6

    the thumbail is me when mondays :3 (I'm severely mentally unstable)

    • @25914
      @25914 5 месяцев назад +2

      Are you tryna be an attention magnet or what

    • @Mina-Chan1
      @Mina-Chan1 5 месяцев назад

      @@25914 ummm *thinks about it intensely* yea

  • @deltha_the_1st
    @deltha_the_1st 5 месяцев назад

    It's hard the way it hurt, constantly reminding me how I used to discuss with my crush on what's app, and how it stopped so brutally when she decided she didn't wanted to have a friend who one had a crush on her

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 месяца назад

    Rollercoasters dont even use nails, and wooden coasters rarely even use woodscrews that dig into the wood. If they did, the forces of the ride would cause the wood around them to split and fail, so rollercoaster structures are nearly Exclusively held together by bolts and nuts or screws in pre drilled threaded holes.

  • @keeghanGamingRBLX
    @keeghanGamingRBLX 11 дней назад

    "Oh my god, that's my dream car. 😍" It's a pencil.

  • @Deutsch_bundesrepublik
    @Deutsch_bundesrepublik 5 месяцев назад +1

    8:39 Fbi agent: no need to thank me

  • @Squarpy
    @Squarpy 2 дня назад

    "hello" "who are you?" "andrew" "and?" "...drew."

  • @AstralOtter2760
    @AstralOtter2760 4 дня назад

    3:55 true depression is watching a meme video at 10:36 pm

  • @sonus5979
    @sonus5979 5 месяцев назад

    5:38 crying to Mitski is so real

  • @pluto.on.p4ws
    @pluto.on.p4ws 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro I loved your vids ❤

  • @andrewgaming5754
    @andrewgaming5754 10 дней назад

    1:06 lol my name is also Andrew, and every time someone says “and?” I say rew😂

  • @ChristianGroff-ns6oq
    @ChristianGroff-ns6oq 5 месяцев назад

    4:00 literally me making weird words for things... 💀

  • @_S_p_r_1_t_e_
    @_S_p_r_1_t_e_ 5 месяцев назад

    2:15 the fact thats messenger kids is wild💀

  • @Chipperstew
    @Chipperstew 5 месяцев назад +7

    “How do you keep an idiot in suspense” 😏
    “I don’t know, how?” 🤔
    “How?” 🧐
    “Hello?” 🤨
    “Oh…” 😒
    1:09

  • @Jacob-kx8go
    @Jacob-kx8go 16 дней назад

    12:50 why is this so sweet

  • @Philipjay-g5t
    @Philipjay-g5t Месяц назад

    Chaotic neutral 😂😂

  • @someone.to.hurt.5004
    @someone.to.hurt.5004 5 месяцев назад +6

    Under one hour gang?

  • @emiomg_
    @emiomg_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:06 this would be a blessing and a curse…

  • @smorrow
    @smorrow 5 месяцев назад

    3:20 is just me having to do small talk

  • @HibiscusPaperDragons
    @HibiscusPaperDragons 5 месяцев назад +1

    Too all my friends in the UK, have a good day at work 😊

  • @KpNightCrawler
    @KpNightCrawler 5 месяцев назад

    What should I eat for lunch
    “Uranium”

  • @Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved
    @Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved 5 месяцев назад +10

    Fun fact! The colour blue is spelt with 29 letters!

  • @Foresitpaws
    @Foresitpaws 5 месяцев назад

    help i was listening to those animal meme videos u made and **somehow** fell asleep-

  • @ArchangelKnight.
    @ArchangelKnight. 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:53 Guys, do you all also think that he needs a *dam* snack bar, or am i the only one?

    • @Davyjones777yt
      @Davyjones777yt 3 месяца назад +1

      OMG I haven't heard one of these jokes in ages. Thank you for reminding me :)

  • @Boringgrapes
    @Boringgrapes 5 месяцев назад +2

    I get so confused in some of these that my peach tastes like cucumber.
    Edit: oh never mind it’s just the cucumber under my peach.

    • @joonasnaski9513
      @joonasnaski9513 3 месяца назад

      What a peculiar comment.

    • @Boringgrapes
      @Boringgrapes 3 месяца назад

      @@joonasnaski9513 thanks I forgot about it.

  • @snezzzz
    @snezzzz 5 месяцев назад

    0:36
    the word weird in question:

  • @LukeySkywookie
    @LukeySkywookie 4 месяца назад

    and this is why I subbed

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 месяца назад

    2:18 zooming in, its a meaningless waterfall of verbal nonsense

  • @StrawPancake
    @StrawPancake 3 месяца назад

    10:20 I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

  • @Peanut_1385
    @Peanut_1385 5 месяцев назад

    Valentino:”what should I eat for lunch?” Angeldust:”poison” (I thought of them saying that when I saw the thumbnail lol also this is hazbin hotel reference)

  • @Draghoul_
    @Draghoul_ 10 часов назад

    *In* the toilet? Send for help.

  • @Spextrum1
    @Spextrum1 5 месяцев назад +1

    beans

  • @Loganberry-69
    @Loganberry-69 День назад

    9:17,would be better if they made his profile pick a black stick figure😂😂😂

  • @Joeycurrey
    @Joeycurrey 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:20 HOW LONG IS THAT MESSAGE😂😂😂😂

  • @Ytsf123
    @Ytsf123 5 месяцев назад +1

    Alrgiht now go to Italy to see that lava water fountain

  • @TheIqbal227
    @TheIqbal227 5 месяцев назад

    1:17 ok putting that in the vid is just evil💀

  • @SysFan808
    @SysFan808 5 месяцев назад

    you know what, if i ever do a text replacement prank, i'm setting one of the replacements to the way to get to the replacements in settings.

  • @ShawnF6FHellcat
    @ShawnF6FHellcat 5 месяцев назад

    There were some pretty good ones this time around.

  • @emiomg_
    @emiomg_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    oil.

  • @crypterkametaron1982
    @crypterkametaron1982 5 месяцев назад

    20:08 That one´s easy, the train takes exactly 5h, because 360/72=5.

  • @AlastorRaineExists
    @AlastorRaineExists 5 месяцев назад

    I feel so powerful getting here and watching the views change

  • @theblaze89miller
    @theblaze89miller 5 месяцев назад

    6:13 perfect for today

  • @CallMeLoaf
    @CallMeLoaf 5 месяцев назад

    “People are happy in relationships? Ewwww…”

  • @thedragonfly3013
    @thedragonfly3013 5 месяцев назад +1

    How is taping your phone to a fan gonna help you hatch a pokemon! 😭

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 5 месяцев назад

      Simulates taking the steps irl I guess?

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 5 месяцев назад

    19:57 The answer is five hours and yes, I will keep texting your girl unless you start upping your game.

  • @kitsuncreations2
    @kitsuncreations2 5 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact! VaazkL is spelt with 6 letters! ;3

  • @jasonsttarkus
    @jasonsttarkus 5 месяцев назад +2

    very the funny

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 дня назад

    Wh- How in the world are they "destroying" the doorbell industry? Last time I checked most people don't have a say in whether their house has a doorbell.

  • @Ghostlord-e7y
    @Ghostlord-e7y 4 дня назад

    Mf did the nativity dirty “two t-rex fighting over a circular saw” but the best part is this: two t-rex fighting to see who gets a circular saw circumcision, your welcome…….

  • @TrionegisT2067
    @TrionegisT2067 3 месяца назад

    19:39 That euww!

  • @Jacob-kx8go
    @Jacob-kx8go 16 дней назад

    5:45 character ai (before all the filters) be like:

  • @G3O-REO
    @G3O-REO 5 месяцев назад

    "Who is Hatsune Mike?"

  • @ChaosNuggit
    @ChaosNuggit 5 месяцев назад

    13:15 hatsune mike 💀

  • @Nethaura3132
    @Nethaura3132 5 месяцев назад

    No way bro pronounced Hatsune Miku as 'Hat-soon mic' 😭

  • @FlutterBye-z5s
    @FlutterBye-z5s 15 дней назад

    3:34 "in the toilet" ummm

  • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 5 месяцев назад

    1:43 Oh shit😂

  • @VeralimLockwood
    @VeralimLockwood 5 месяцев назад

    Hatsune MIKE?

  • @Cuddelsthecute
    @Cuddelsthecute 5 месяцев назад

    I wish I had friends who could tell me to eat poison 😢

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 5 месяцев назад

    11:09 I thought the messages were between the brothers for a sec