Gaane Toh Likhte Nahin Ho | Stand Up Comedy by Anshu Mor
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- My stand up set on meeting hostel friends after decades. Jokes about college/hostel friends, college crushes and married version of Netflix & Chill.
Performed at Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
Follow me on:
Twitter: / anshumor
FB Page: / morthecomic
Instagram: / anshu_mor
Note: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
This video is from my solo special ‘Right Se Dekh’.
Nov-Dec 2019 - Upcoming shows of my NEW solo show Just A Bad Guy!
09 Nov: Pune - in.bookmyshow.com/events/just-a-bad-guy-by-anshu-mor/ET00111364
10 Nov: Lucknow - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-standup-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00115051
16 Nov: Gurgaon - in.bookmyshow.com/events/just-a-bad-guy-a-standup-comedy-special-by-anshu/ET00114817
24 Nov: Chandigarh - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00116149
07 Dec Chennai - Ticket link will be up soon
08 Dec: Bangalore - Ticket link will be up soon
14 Dec: Hyderabad - in.bookmyshow.com/events/hcf19-comedy-lineup-04/ET00114857
15 Dec: Gurgaon - Ticket link will be up soon
22 Dec: Jaipur - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00116150
ruclips.net/video/T9PEjkgr4AY/видео.html
Zabardast performance.
You know what? One day I'll come to India, just to watch you live. Not just one show but I'll follow you for a couple of shows. Back to back. I just hope i can afford the tickets for multiple gigs.
And also you look like my father. But still I wanna have a peg of Piyo-vinushi with you 😂
Oh and sometimes gaaney bhi likh diya karo. Looks like good looks and sense of humour are falling short.
Call yahoo customer service representative mail-customer-support.com
I came here after 'Confidence bahut hai' gandhi joke refrence
Me tooo😂
Sameeeee
Same bro😁😁
Same
Same🤣
cmon netflix. this man needs a special
hell yeah
Yep totally!!!
Agreed
Siddhant Pardeshi no this guy deserves a special
*'deserves' a special.
Finally I came across a comedian who knows how to make the audience laugh without using cheap jokes or vulgar language.. God bless you buddy.. keep it up
Thanks Ramandeep :)
Anshu ji: You’re welcome 😊
True ❤️
agreed that @Anshu is awesome. But Ramandeep I'd suggest you grow your 60s wala mindset
After first joke i knew why this video has 1.4k dislikes 😂
😂😂
Two chicks 😁
Sir aap yaha.. 😂
Bhai xtreme 160r lelu abi?
ab to dislike count bhi hata diya
Husband wife jokes always work but he has taken to another level!! So much laugh!! 😂😂😂
Comment ko heart de do
*waise bhi gane to likhte nhi ho*
😂😂😂lol
Gazab 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chup saale 😅
Oyee....chup sale😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅
Beta - Netflix pe game of thrones hai hi nahi.
Papa - chup saale.
Lol😂😂
Aastha Channel Pe Dekh Le XD
Am sure monica ma’am loved this 😂
But gaane likhe kya?😂
She surely did! 😀
@@AnshuMor Aur gaane?,likhe?
Simply great... Love the way you join the end with your start.. Harley li thee na tumnay... Pyaz ka rate n Gane to likhte nai ho etc.
Love from Pakistan.
@@AnshuMor the water in. 8889
This man truly loves his wife a lot! ❤️
How do you know?
Exactly
Monika loves him more than that
Uh jealous
@@anjumshaik971 well watch his special.. EK THI HASEENA (now also available on RUclips) nd you'll get to know.
Aaj kal clean shaven banda koi mil jaye, clearly means he is in his 40's.
Hahahaha
u should have to meet army brats 😋
Kartikeya Kumar... ryt.....
Main 20s mein Hoke clean hun Bhai
@@YTworld-69 bhai yha ncc join ki hui h m bhi clean rhta hu 😊😊
Shakal dekhi hai uski...
"Wrong Answer"
I died at that very moment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have a weird username
@@sanjanasupriya3264 profile pic tooo🙃
@@geetamishra3260 yes😜
after college life part 3, Namrita joke hits different 🤣🤣
This is his 4th video I'm watching back to back. This guy has a really high level of humor. I would definitely like to meet him someday.
The way he says.. Aaye chup salee 😂😂😂😂😂
'jab se paida hua hai...' 😂😂
Sir, you are a genius. Every time I have noticed how subtly you create a setup to come back to the same punch line you began your set with. And I really admire the way you bring up your happily married life in such an amusing demeanor.
Thank you so much Rishabh :)
Shakti Kapoor ki tarha puchne ki kya zaroorat hai yaar😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
😀
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i loved the part where he says who remember namrita and then she is married and have 2kids 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have watched many stand up comics, but you are different. You enjoy your own jokes so much.. This act has moved so smoothly that I didn't realise when it got over. Keep it up!
Thank you Vikash. 🙏😊
That's exactly I felt. Seriously
So true and even his smile make his jokes more funny
Anshu, you rock. You do bring a smile and sometimes even a chuckle which are so rare these days. You need a bigger canvas to showcase your talent. You combine wit with intelligence. Love your performances.
Thanks Raj :)
I am watching this after watching his 4 part series. I know namrita story and this is hitting on another level😂
Amazing content!! Brilliant act! Watched you open for Amit Tandon at Siri Fort, Delhi and became your fan! Please keep doing stand-up.
Thanks Anubhav 😊
I'm a huge fan of u sir.. Harley vale video abhi bhi offline mein hai.. aur kabhi padai ke hoti tho pata hota. Both the videos loved them sir.. u r a grt standup comedian..love u❤️
abhishek ravoor me too
abhishek ravoor me too
Thank you so Abhishek
@@AnshuMor sir at this age also the way you stay up to date with us and makes us laugh by your brilliant talent is amazing...You are a role model...hope to meet u in future...and that ""Kabhi to padhai ki hoti"" is really really amazing
@@debashismishra6765 Thank you so much :-)
Logo ke comment hi like kr dia kro sir ❤
VESE BHI GAANE TO LIKHTE NHI HO
😆😆
Hilarious
😂😂
Lol😂😂😂
"The end of the f***ing world" is a great series.
I bing watched it both the season
Mjh lga ye chutiya #webseries sirf may nay he dhki hai thanks btnay Kay liye
Looks and voice like sandeep maheshwari and style is similar to abhishek upmanyu
Same i was thinking dude..
Agree
Agreed. .in one of his stand ups he sounded like abhishek upmanyu
He also looks and sounds like another stand up comedian named Manish tyagi (knotty commander )
his son got a cool dad and wife got a nice husband💜
R u an army💜
@@sukhwindersinghsingh5940 yess
A se naam rakha hai dono ka😂😂😂😂😂
My fav joke in this bit 😀
Clean comedy is so rare these days! (Without unnecessary cussing )
Keep up the good work sir!
cmon netflix. this man deserves a special! 😀
😊🙏🙏
damn!!! u r tooo good sirr!! literally enjoyed each n every second of it!! keep rising sir 🔥
You never fail to make us laugh in splits , intellectually written and executed
pure genius, what a performance !!! I wish I could see you perform live...
Namrata where are you??😁hichki nahi aa rahi Kya?
I guess she should be somewhere in the audience 😜
aur uske bacho ko bhi arjun and ananya
Finally we all know namrita 😋😂❤️
Now we know the whole story of Namrita 😂
It seems u have an amazing sweet family...mana ki wife gussa Karti h n all but the way u described ur famly, felt so sweet
😊
damn son i would like to be like this guy after 20 years...still 23 though and learning new things everyday
😀🙏🙏
Man, this video of yours was second video for me that I watched and I fell off my couch laughing..
The way you describe the scenarios and making joke out of it, you're genius man..
Keep it up..
Can come down,all d way from Nagaland to watch your show !!!
Super awesome !!!
Thank God Finally someone uses wits instead of abuses to make people laugh.. U rule Sir 😄😄😄
Bhai... bada nashilaa Banda hai Tu...😁😁😁😎😎😎
Last one was too hilarious...as expected..."gaane toh likhte nahi ho"😂😂very good one sir!!!
Eid ke chand ki surat dikh gyi aaj 😂❤😍
Hahahahaha
I love how he mentions his wife almost in every of his videos😂😂
"Choop saale!!....."😂
the End of f***king world deserves any Sacrifice 😂😂
🤣🤣
Arjun or aanya... 'A' se naam rakha he dono ka... 😂😂
Please explain sir
@@namecannotbeblank3070 because his (anshu mor) name is start from 'A' so his ex also named her children from 'A'. For that he is feeling proud.
@@Rvc546 अच्छा
अब समझ आया
@@namecannotbeblank3070 बढ़िया
Oh my God...just loved it. Saw this a couple of days ago, with my husband of 20 years ...and for the last two days our conversations end with "gaane to likhte nahin ho". And it brings us to splits everytime....even the phone. anshu you have a die hard fan here.
You're amazing!!! I just love your humor.
@shreya his married 😁😀
bhai kadak he yaar ekdum content, the performing style.. awesome comedy with veg content.
Sir as always amazing content and perfect timing. Great performance! Please Keep uploading regular content👏
Thanks Shreehari
End of the fOOLing world great fEALing movie
Mene apka video kl hi dekha or channel ko subscribe kr dia, or kl se kitni bar dekh chuki apka 🎥video, i love to see you again and again. You are A bestest comedian. Love you sir.
Thanks Prachi
Finally I can say “the man is here”. You got all my attention sir. Amazing performer, I’m sure you will do wonders in the coming future. All the best!
He sounds like mithunda when he says "chup saale" 😅
1:35 thats me and completely right😋😋😋
Edit-: Hut like if that's u too...
Fir tu harami b hai kya
@@priyankamudgal164 koi shak😎😎
@@jdnimal haha. Nahi bilkul nahi
@@priyankamudgal164 Arre ab mai kush itna bhi khaas nhi hoon. Heh heh heh.
You are a genuine performer 👍🏼
Man this guy seriously has to get a special 💝💝💝💝
This guy is a genius😂🌍❤
Thanks :)
The 'Chup Saale' has a seperate fanbase.
Is it only me or everyone thinks Anshu looks like chandler bing and moreover his wife’s name is Monica damn wht a coincidence
Yes..
Anshu Bhaiya awesome content. You inspire me a lot. You are a perfect example that one must follow their passion because you only live once.
Thanks Shibnath :)
Anshu... awesome man... you really are great... you now share a spot with Amit Tandon in my top list and he is number 1
Thanks so much Amit. This means a lot :)
Respected sir..why r u wearing same dress in every episode..🤔
Puri series h hogi 1 ghante ki tor tor ke dala h!😊
Literally mann.. You're with your original accent.
Chup Saale 😂😂😂😂 is iconic.
Light and enjoyable without any cheapness ...kudos man
Thanks :)
😊
Sir u r just lovely to watch...ap bht Achi comedy karte ho...thanks for bringing smile to our faces...may God bless u sir..
*Gaane toh likhte nahi tum...* 😂🔥🔥
What would be Namrata's hubby's reaction after this video?😂😂
I love it 😂🤣
ALSO FEELING BAD FOR YOUR SON ❤️
Awesome awesome... End... Gaane toh likhte nhi ho.. 🤣🤣🤣
His son was not harmed in this video!!! 😂😂
"gaane toh likhte nahi ho" Just awesome.. ❤❤
i really liked the jokes and sir you are literally different from other comedians. i was binge watching your videos today and didn't realise when they end.
Who else was expecting a MONICA OH MY DARLING....
and this was amazing... actual intelligent comedy!! ❤️ and keep it up, i really need this sort of comedy sir....love, laughter and best wishes from Pakistan
The world needs a full fledged Netflix series of mr. anshu mor's pearls of wisdom.
what a joke you should try stand up if you have not taken
@@saloni9561 oh I didn't realize it was a joke.. but I guess if it made you laugh them I must be really that good.. Thanks:)
And you know liking the video before it even starts is no regret.. Loved it!
Sir it's been always pleasure to watch ur videos you always give a big time smile in face ❤❤❤❤ love from NAGPUR
Bhai ko pehle like dia fir video dekhunga
Was waiting for your video since eternity.
Before your this video I was one of your big fan but after this I am much bigger fan of your wife and son😂
Hahahaha Shilpi! Thanks. I also their big fan!! 😀
Totally nailed it...just love ur shows...waiting for nxt one😊
Har video mein modi ata hi hai 😂
Finally sir! Please jaipur mai ek show krdo. Love your comedy sir.
Thanks March with my new solo
@@AnshuMor Wow thanks for replying! And that is super cool my sister is coming back in March so that would be amazing. Again thanks for the videos sir huge respect love your comedy.
Harley tum hi ne li thi na ??!
😂😂
I can't don't understand the joke : a^2+ b^2 = c^2 + d^2 she know what I did
The kind of humor...simply awesome😂😂
OMG!! This was f***ing amazing. 😂
Your too good 😂😂😂😂 please come to Nagpur for your show !
""" Aee electricity bill de dena ,,gaane to likhte n ho "" khatrnaak😂😂😂😂😂
doctor: you are left with just 9 min 33 sec. of your life. fulfill your last wish
me:
O boy
That was Maaaaddd
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♾️♾️♾️ bhiya itney saalo ke baad itni hasi ie hai
Sir I really love your work ..... Had been eagerly waiting for this......Plz keep uploading videos!!!
Thanks Anurag
Bada Time laga Diya Naya Video Upload karne me
par Der aaye par Darwaza todte hue aaye
i love the way you perform..awesome
Liked before watching. Harley wala is beyond marvellous.
Laughed so hard... Amazing 😂😂
Thanks :))
you always give huge smiles on face sir Love from punjab 💪💪
Thanks Amar :)
Nayi video hi daal diya karo sir
Vaise bhi gaane to likhte nhi ho