I thought he's gonna bring up his Sims series... Yet I'm covinced that in this basement there are half eaten rotting corpses of unborn childr... I MEAN A LOT OF SEEDS
@Qwomlee that's how he came up with it, it was one of those moments when you come up with an amazing come back but its 6 hours later and the middle of the night
Kevin doesn't see race, he's just absolutely terrible at remembering names and faces and events and how to do simple tasks and what were we talking about?
when Kevin says goodbye to his tomatoes and says he’ll hopefully come back with a mother for them almost exactly matched what I said to my dog before a date last week
I'm just imagining now looking out at my window and seeing Kevin, as my new neighbour, on a tractor ploughing through the crops of my other neighbours paddocks and just smiling and waving as he goes past..
I think this is the perfect Kevin game. Seems perfectly normal but the amount of chaos and harm you can cause is limitless. I would like another please
Kevin is so focused on hitting on Steves wife, he doesn't even realize that the lady at the end wasn't even Steves wife.
Or that his name wasn't even Steve 😅
Lmao so funny it's like his character has dementia about Steve's wife 😂
@@TheGamingPilehe did realise his name wasn't Steve
My dad: "Hey son, how's it going?"
Me: "Lady, you look as beautiful as a sunny morning."
😂
Nice to know you have lesbian parents.
@@clray123 lesbian dad lol
LMAOO
"I have a basement though, this is great!" - You know you're watching a Kevin video when this brings you a mix of dread and excitement.
It brings me the dead and enlightenment
I thought he's gonna bring up his Sims series... Yet I'm covinced that in this basement there are half eaten rotting corpses of unborn childr... I MEAN A LOT OF SEEDS
Kevin should play the new episodes of life is strange 2 more
Mostly excitement....
Excitement :^)
Things that can scare you:
The Dark
Monsters
Farming Dynasty theme music
69th like!
And the water wraith
You forgot social interaction
And soup. Don't forget soup.
@@NoteToLoser and mayonaise
"I'll get them a colouring book so they can learn to stay inside the lines"
Kevin is savage
If only that helped him not get hit by a car.
@Qwomlee that's how he came up with it, it was one of those moments when you come up with an amazing come back but its 6 hours later and the middle of the night
CheesyChappers lady, how bout you show me your cheesy chappers
*game about farming*
Kevin : I wanna steal Steve's wife
Desperate wife simulator but it's a farm.
Classic Kevin, only he would think about taking someones wife in a farming game
He’s gonna plow steves wife
(Pun intended)
He did say he was gonna try and "plant" a sausage
Wife farming sim
"I could try planting a sausage"
Hmm, yes, possibly in Steve's wife.
Hilarious
will it grow ? 🤣🤣
Congrats you made me spit my drink
Omg your funny Amelia...
You beat me to it..
“How loud do you want the background music to be?”
“Yes.”
"YES!"
@@Twinklethefox9022 WHAT?!?
@@Wiresgalore HE IS SHOUTING! LIKE I DO! TO EMPHASIZE THE LOUDNESS OF THE MUSIC!
Loving these comments xD
@@foultarnished0101 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!
They really like swinging their arms around while talking
kaiser doge
Trying to distract from the lack of lip detail. Or stamp on some expression the voice lacks
kaiser doge
Le Kaiser Doge has arrived
kaiser doge they look like windmills or airplanes about to take off 😂😂😂
I got GTA San Andreas vibes from that
Dude its called being a hand talker which is what i am.
i'd be super down for more episodes of this, perfect fit for the channel tbh
The neighbour's eyes be popping like someone never left their farmer emo phase
All I can think of is Sebastian from Stardew Valley. 😂😂
The woman at the end was the not the wife he was trying to hook up with-
He was so smitten he forgot what she looked like
Kevin doesn't see race, he's just absolutely terrible at remembering names and faces and events and how to do simple tasks and what were we talking about?
Ahhhh this shit has me ugly laughing 😂😂
@@robineir what race? all these NPCs look like their "race" is painted on
@@mariakim19931 If the love isn't this strong, I don't want it 😍
Kevin getting back to his roots brings tears to my eyes
Who needs country roots when u got country roads tho?
JackBudi *Kevin singing country roads starts playing*
Kevin was in Roots
Your profile pic is that one unexpected item in the baggage area
Don’t click link fromJuan Cortez Muro he seems to be a bot
I’ve literally never watched a RUclipsr as genuine and as consistently hilarious as Kevin
I like how you’ve never really used your green screen lmao
You mean, it's not just a green background?
He’s Irish. He’s gotta have green.
He has but rarley
He usually uses it for when he needs multiple of himself
It's just there to prove he's a real youtuber that bought his setup at the youtube store.
"it looks dangerous" kevin anyone around you is in danger
"I really wanna farm right now" *Kevin singing country roads starts playing in the background*
@Juan Cortez Muro shut up
I love the visible shake of the mouse when the music starts lol
He doesnt want to plow fields, he just wants to plow his neighbours wife apparently
"Steve Steve Steve Steve..."
*Proceeds to show Tan Man Tan Man Tan Man Tan Man*
So I wasn't the only one to realize that
Actually their name is ‘Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy’
But I don’t blame you for getting it wrong because Kevin also got it wrong in the last video
I know all these characthers and I dont even know what the feck is going on in this conversation lmao
That was actually Tan Man aka. Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy... WTF am I doing with my life?
“I have a basement though, that’s great!” That statement gives me sims 4 flashbacks
"The strangest farming game ever made"
Funny hearing that from the strangest person ever made
Can't even deny this one.
Ha
@Juan Cortez Muro so you are promoting
Get rekt🤣
@@caleblewis8169 he's done it for a while, unfortunately
I love the music in this game. No matter what you do, it ramps up like it’s the action scene in a super hero movie.
“Goodbye my love, one day I’ll learn your name..”
-CallMeKevin 2019
“Everything the light touches will be yours one day... except about 2 miles out, that’s Jeff’s farm”
"It is bad for your social status."
So is locking people up in a basement, Kevin, but we aren't complaining. 😂
Some of the most powerful and successful people in the world kept prisoners
@@IamaPERSON delete your last comment and change whatever wrote to rae, and then people won't click on it
@@thegreaterg8r148 thanks for the advice! (I accidentally deleted both comments)
@Juan Cortez Muro now remember: you said rae is funny, so anyone that supports you, is technically supporting that too
The dear leader influences Kevin’s every move
Farmers Dynasty: Kevin tries to plant his seed in Steve's wife 🤣
I was waiting for the joke when he said plant a sausage. Lol
Fine, if we have to do it : "Farmers Dynasty but I just ruin the village life."
"Farmer's Dynasty but I steal Steve's wife"
Farmer's Dynasty: But it's the potato famine
Farmer's Dynasty, but what are them politicians thinkin'?
Farmers Dynasty but I’m a home wrecker.
Farmer's Dynasty but I put the Die in Die-nasty
when Kevin says goodbye to his tomatoes and says he’ll hopefully come back with a mother for them almost exactly matched what I said to my dog before a date last week
Thats kinda great lmao
i'm a bit late, but uhhh... how did the date go? did your dog get a mother?
"I'm gonna grow tomatoes! Then I'm gonna go hit on Steve's wife!"
I absolutely wanna see more of this, I had the time of my life watching this, which is kinda sad
Game: *Talk to Oliver*
Kevin: STEVE!
Kevin somehow manage's to to be amazing at everything he does even though he's not even doing what the game wants him to. AMAZING!
cc always brings me me joy
0:08 I think I've forgotten her hips.
is no one going to talk about how weirdly erotic steve's voice sounds
The tool part fecked me up xD
Don't steal his wife, steal him!
I beg a lot of players would like to plow his fields 😏
Sounds like the how it's made voice over
I think he sounds like a android.
Farming simulator: Steve’s revenge
More like bore ragnarok
The Ring of Fire
“I don’t know what that means, but it’s more social points than I’ve ever achieved in my life.”
Wow what a mood
Kevin: *enters game world*
Everyone: HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE
Kevins here hes gonna start a fight ayyyyy
I love how Kevin immediately tries to run over Steve's wife and then tries to charm her right after.
Kevin’s gf : Hey
Kenos: Hey beautiful lady you look as good as a Sunday morning
Kevins gf: how do you know what the sun looks like you have been in the basement for 3 years.
" ah yes a hoemachine" - Kevin 2019
"Posted 47 seconds ago" _Kevin is the best Hitman_ confirmed
You are a beautiful man
@@Mr.Classic91 Not as much as our dear leader but thanks!
Game: [E] Talk to: Oliver
Kevin: Steve.
I'd be down for more of this, this game is hilarious! And you're right, you'd fit right in there as a voice actor :'D
Kevin: "Oh my god, the music kicks up so fast when you start doing shit!"
Me: "Oh, so that's why so much of this video doesn't have music."
The music jumpscares made me laugh every time
5:37 just gonna brush over the guy floating over the ground
Kevin: lve a basement though thats great!
Everyone else:*visible fear*
"Steve, Steve, STEVE!" Ah so this is the origin of Steve Steve Steve Steve before entering into the wrestling business.
Kevin: “I have a basement though that’s great”
Me: “Oh, no”
I for one am excited to see love blossom between Kevin, his young tomatoes, and someone else's wife.
That, “I don’t want to play with you anymore.” meme is getting to Kevin😂
“Goodbye my love, one day I’ll learn your name. See ya Steve.” 🤣 I haven’t seen this vid in years and it still makes me laugh every time.
“I have a basement oh that’s great”
Kevin already plotting to kill everyone within a minute of owning the farm
You know when its a Kevin video when the first seconds of the vid is him talking about how a child being hit by a tractor brings a tear to his eye
Kevin: gets a basement.
*scared sim noises*
Sa Ba Da! *stomps foot and waves hand in the air*
A Trapdøør I heard that
"i could try planting a sausage"
yeah you could...in steves wife.
“I’ve erected scaffolding by accident!”
Everything Kevin says sounds like it belongs on r/brandnewsentence
I'm just imagining now looking out at my window and seeing Kevin, as my new neighbour, on a tractor ploughing through the crops of my other neighbours paddocks and just smiling and waving as he goes past..
"Could try planting a sausage."
You need to win over Steve's wife first.
I wish he played this so much more! I love the commentary!
Y’all I’m crying, that was NOT the same woman at the end 💀😭
4:33 my star stable childhood just came back
12:30 Kevin that’s a different girl...
Dubliner visits cork
*2019, colourised,*
'Kevin takes out a farming tool'
Steve : "why do I hear boss music?"
neighbor: i was more of a grandson to that old man than you ever were, i loved him!
kevin: *yawn*
When you've spent all morning watching Kevin and get a notification from Kevin
ah yes food for procrastination, my favorite.
I think this is the perfect Kevin game. Seems perfectly normal but the amount of chaos and harm you can cause is limitless.
I would like another please
I need a voice actor for all my social interactions, I really suck at those
Oh my god i’m at work on my lunch break and EVERY TIME THE MUSIC KICKS IN I ALMOST CHOKE ON MY FOOD LAUGHING
“OMG I accidentally erected scaffolding “ I nearly died laughing!
Jon Boy thanks for the extra laugh!
I love that Kevin’s first reaction to having a nail gun was to kill Steve
"Lady, you look as beautiful as a Sunday morning" 😂
Please make a sequel to this video - your perspectives on simulator games are always hilarious
"Why do they always fly away when I try to flirt?" Has he been playing Hatoful Boyfriend?
You always make me laugh Kevin, I’m getting over a break up and needed something to cheer me up. Thank you
Day 11 of *reminding* Kevin that he's doing great work and that we all love him.
I love the bit at 3:49
Kevin: Sounds good
Character: Sounds good
Kevin: Wow my character is so awkward.
Day 229 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Yes
@@jackbudi Indeed
@Nikkiesona agreed
Greed
@@jackbudi Indubitably.
Imagine someone chasing you with a tractor yelling, “come back I want to farm you!”
That conversation with the lady (6:15) looks like an office anti-sexual harassment training video
*Steals something in crowded bar whilst sneak 100 in Skyrim*
Everyone: 7:51
"Posted 7 minutes ago" Kevin is still a simple Irish farmer confirmed
Steve: I have a job for you.
Kevo/Ron: Boy Harry, I'm exhausted.
Me after every day of college so far: “I got a good days... stuff done!” XD
"I have a basement and it's great"
- you gotta love a Kevin video when it reminds you of despair and excitement
Kevin: *Plays a farming game*
Also Kevin: I'm gonna steal my farmer neighbor's wife instead of actually farming!
Kevin reeaallyy needs a dedicated animator, the animated shorts of kevins commentary would be world class!!
Kevin: “Honestly grandpa sucks”
Me: “Well there goes Kevin’s inheritance” 💸😝
Lying in the bed about to sleep get notifications, check the phone.
Me: “It’s too late now, I’ve committed”
7:29 is it just me or is he using his leg to switch gears
Please play more of this 🤞🏼
0:46
more like *_BORE: RAGNAROK_*
Kevin needs to make more of this. I need more!
Kevin: plants tomatoes
Also Kevin:"Goodbye my darlings, hopefully I will be back with a wife and you will have a mamaa"
Say bye bye to your wife Steve
Kevin is going straight back to his roots, I stan
Harvest Moon: Uncanny Valley
Or
Stardew Uncanny Valley
kevin please upload more often you’re my only source of happiness rn