My football coach had a strange tactic. He said when he played football, his mother died on the same night his team lost the state finals. He said losses give him flashbacks. He would say "Boys, don't make me re-live that awful night. My heart can't take another loss. Don't put me thru that again."
"The goal is to crush the enemy. To drown them in their own blood and tears. To make any who survive this battle remember the fear they felt today. To make them retell this moment with a tremble in their voice as they echo the glory of what we did today."
The best pre-game speech I ever heard when I played inter-city baseball in the early 90’s was when our coach just came up to us on the line in left, told us to gather around him in a circle, and then he started singing the meow-mix song and walked back to the dugout. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc. Keep in mind, this was the highest level baseball in our city and he was a serious coach. We died laughing and I still remember it to this day. Take care everyone.
This vid is old and actually very special! For those of you who arent aware, Jaxson with an x grew up and now plays under the alias Lasteroid daddy hack the IV. He hits 450 foot swamp donkeys on a bad day and goes 8 for 8 dingers on a good day, taking home an opponent players wife for each dinger.
The Origin Story of Jaxson "The Big X" Gooder. He would go on to destroy the careers of 52 professional baseball players and was best known for telling his opponents "Your dad's a loser" after thoroughly defeating them.
My LL coach was on the school board and smoked Pall Malls while he threw BP. Great guy. Nice family. Great coach, and we never won more than 4 games a season. Thank you Mr Madison. Obviously it could of been worse.
My brother was my little league coach in the early 70s. He had just gotten out of the Marines because he had lost a limb. We needed a coach and my mother thought it would be great therapy for him. Great coach but his pre game speeches were off the hook. His speech before the game when we went to city championships was I have $1500 riding on this game if you lose y’all going to be Fucking sorry. I kid you not.
I learned later on in life that there is beauty in losing, especially if you gave it your all. I can rest on giving it my best and losing, but I can't rest on not trying at all and winning. You'll gain more from losing than you'll ever gain from winning. Learning to embrace loss is like learning to be alone, it's a reality in life that is better confronted rather than resisted. True victory is giving it your all to the very end, whether it be a win, lose, or draw.
Worst butt chewing my coach and I ever gave our team was after a close win against a team we should have beat by 15 runs. They didn't play that bad again all season. Oh yea none of the players got their "free" drink after that game either. That team learned to win with grace and to take a loss the same way, but they took the field knowing they were there to WIN the game.
When I was a kid, my coaches in football and baseball would just teach us how to play the game and win.......and our coach wouldn't call the dads losers either, because the dads were there.
Jason! Eyes on me! Get out there and disgrace your rival's family! Make the bastards cry! Look. Hey! Looklooklook. What is your goal for your thing today? To be a loser like your loser dad? No! Your goal is to win! Gooder!
BRADLEY RHODES a bunch of them kept saying that 😂 he was acting like he couldn’t hear them then he mentioned something about their English teacher lmao.
As a coach of kids, props to the parents of these kids. They will be well adjusted when they get older. A sense of humor is the cornerstone of a well rounded person.
@@notveryobviousguy4373...yp...you're right, 4373!...in that post it's the 'parents' who are 'still growing up'...just like the poster, about whose comment you make your valid point, is, likely, an incompleted person with children, whose lives will also, likely, be fully unrealized...and the 'white winkers' continue to dismantle education, at every offing!...cheeses crisis!...
I was a fastball little leaguer in the 80s. (Pitcher and catcher). My dad never came to watch me or gave a shit about what I was even up to at the park. I wish he would have told me to just have fun. That was my objective as a kid. Screw winning. Have fun and the wins will follow. This coach is wrong, and I ain't woke, even tho it may sound like it. And yes, we won 2 championships. So there. Signed GenX
I coached my son’s baseball and football team from when he was 8 until he was 14 . The first two years , the goal was just to have fun . The next few years , to learn and get better . The last year our goal was to win , but win fairly and with sportsmanship . NEVER had one parent complain in all my years of coaching . Great kids and great parents .
The end of the video he was grabbing his pockets for keys so he could go hit the bottle he has in the back of the truck one last time before the game starts
bjxrn that’s not true. Apparently you don’t know any hardcore druggies. Every town has them. My father happens to be one. He pops oxy all the time and talks plain as day. He maybe talking crap but he’s talking.
@@bigrob7821 that isn't true for everyone. I was on oxi contin for years of my life. It took a very long time for anyone close to even realize I was using bc I could hide it so well. Once your used to the affects it's no problem.
@@Diddley_Squat good theory lol. Honestly man i feel fuckin old. Shits depressing. I watched that show so long ago and now ive graduated high school... :( where has time gone
Picolas Cage , NO!!!! That’s what is wrong these days!! If you don’t EARN a trophy, how do you learn that you need to practice, learn how to work as a team, do your best until you become the best and just basics in life??? You think it teaches that if they don’t study, they should get an A because they took the test but failed??? YES, it does. And life isn’t like that. It’s hard, teach kids early, make them learn responsibility, and learn resilience!!!!!! Or they’ll wind up useless, whining adults living in your basement.
Coach: Jaxon, with an x what’s one of our goals when we step on this field? Jaxon: To destroy the enemy mercilessly and to hear the lamentations of their women! Coach: ... actually yes..
lol...was going to post the quote from Conan until I scrolled down and found this. I soooo wanted to hear one of them say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"!!!! Well done
@@175hydro BRO I have watched conan the barbarian most nights for 5 years +. DVD with a tv sleep timer. Sometimes i had other stuff in like indiana jones, harry potter, terminator or T2. Ive had conan in for about a month as of right now, so ive literally at least had it on 1000 + times in the last few years haha. Favorite movie of all time obviously. I was born 1998. I watched a lot more destroyer when i was younger because my mom thought barbarian was too graphic. My dad let me watch barbarian though haha.
@@mrthedudeman I believe he said "touch your english teacher here", to the kid that didn't put his hand in while the kid correcting his english was the one with the hand on top.
I tried this with my employees by explaining that because I'm their boss, I'm the winner and they're the losers. Seems like I'm mostly inspiring them to quit.
CriticalSurvival , WHAT???? That pep talk was the bomb and the kids loved it!!! Ohhhh.... you never played sports, did you???? Well, I really hate that for you. 😂😂😂😂
@@CriticalSurvival0 Hey that is how my football ball coach was and we won state 3 years in a row. He always told us have fun out there but try to kill them at the same time😀
@@ExaltedMarauder I mean, I actually like Korn AND Cream, believe it or not. Also, Korn hasn't been "teeny-bopper shit" since, y'know, I was a teenager. Which was two decades ago. Teenagers nowadays don't know who tf Tupac & Biggie are, they sure as crap don't know Korn. And also...its just a joke anyways.
And the great Leo Durocher, the best damn manager to ever grace the diamond, said "Nice guys finish last." I bet The Lip was smiling down from Heaven at that speech. He'd have given a better one though with several f bombs and a swift boot to the ass to the kid who said "try to win". No "try" to it. You win. Tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Stomp them into the mud and if they so much as lift their head, you stomp some more.
Goals When Stepping On the Field * Respect the Game of Baseball * RUN Everywhere, When Not Running, SPRINT * Apply 100% Focus on All Facets of the Game * Utilize the FUNdamentals Learned * Maintain Excellent Confidence * Remember Successful Visualization * Play like it's a Game, it's Meant to be FUN When the game's over. Regardless of the score, take the learning lessons with you. Exercise Graciousness, Humility and Pride. Let's start getting tomorrow
I bet you haven't had a winning season in your entire life. I've coached little league and high school baseball for 25 years now, and my teams have won the championship every year but two. Did I give them your snowflake little goals? Hell no. I told them to get out there and WIN because winning is all that matters. Coincidentallyl, four players I have coached have gone pro.
@OutInLeftField2 that mindset and you specifically are the problem in coaching young adult student athletes. I won't mention all my accolades because you're not worthy to hear them, but I assure you they are plentiful. Coaching the likes of Greg Maddux, Lance Berkman, Marty Cordova, and many more. I have conducted dozens of coaching clinics for youth baseball from Florida to Las Vegas, and you represent what I personally resonate with failure.
I love how he never says it's unacceptable to lose. Losing is part of life, everyone loses, but when you compete, you are competing to win....bravo coach.
At the end, the man is trying to hustle back to his parked car to get a couple more gooder swigs of liqour before the game starts. A true man of culture.
No coach should tell very young children that their parents are losers simply because they told them to have fun playing a game. It's a parents job to prepare their children to succeed as adults, not this egocentric bozo
I played baseball in the 70's and the coaches were awesome. They had us loving the game and trying our best. We played for the team. We encouraged each other. Good sportsmanship was demanded. And after the games we had pizza/ice cream/hamburgers etc.
Scott, these are the funniest videos! Your videos haven't been in my feed for a while and glad to see this one. It's funny to me because this is how parents used to talk to their kids... Reminds me of my childhood and I'm so thankful for it because I would have NEVER been motivated to reach my goals in life without it....
I had a coach who was a cop. He’d fire blanks if we messed up during practice. He remained silent during games. I was maybe 7 years old. Made me into the successful man I am today. God bless that man!
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My football coach had a strange tactic. He said when he played football, his mother died on the same night his team lost the state finals. He said losses give him flashbacks. He would say "Boys, don't make me re-live that awful night. My heart can't take another loss. Don't put me thru that again."
LMFAO
My bootcamp instructor (RDC) gave us the remember the titans grand papi speech that evolved he himself having to pick up and raise his 8 siblings smdh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So tell my sport why are you in therapy .
Well you see it all started when my coach said
The Redd Foxx approach. Classic
Aiden: The single mother’s name of choice since 2003
Lol I'm just thinking about a woman who named he son Aiden and he was born in 2003 hahaha
It's spelled with a Y, asshole. But he was born in 2003, lmao.
Can confirm. My dumbass cousin named her kid Aiden
Fuck that’s great 😂
Well nope my story says it's spelled Aidan
“The other team is good, but we’re gooder.”
Love it
What was even gooder was he was corrected 😳 multiple times by these boys. 😂 now that's a goodie! 🤣🤣
The coach is always correct even when he's not.
@TheCullousus Spoken like a true coach. 👍 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He doubled down on it too
😂 gooder!
The lady's sigh at the end really ties it all together
That didn’t sound like a sigh...
Wap
@@searchingfornessie8410 definitely
@@Wally17. yeah she for sure finished🤣😂🤣😂
That was a moan of a sexual nature
Love how the coach says "we're gooder" and the five year old says " you mean better?"
And then tops that with, 'c'mon touch your English teacher'.
@corey hayes oh. I thought it was touch because of the team all putting the one hand in the center moral thing.
Lmfaoooooo
Louis Cypher "talk to your english teacher"
@corey hayes it wasn't tuck lol
"...Hit dingers, disgrace the pitchers family...."
We need to be teaching kids this
“...Make the other player cry, and stomp their butts into the ground...”
Meanwhile kids are thinking to themselves "I just signed up for the free hotdog and dia after the game,"
Best line ever. Haha
Sounds like "The Bad News Bears"
"The goal is to crush the enemy. To drown them in their own blood and tears. To make any who survive this battle remember the fear they felt today. To make them retell this moment with a tremble in their voice as they echo the glory of what we did today."
That is good.
I think my friend Conan said it best:
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation
of their women.
@@AnontheGOAT That is good! That is good.
Amen
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." ~ George S. Patton
The best pre-game speech I ever heard when I played inter-city baseball in the early 90’s was when our coach just came up to us on the line in left, told us to gather around him in a circle, and then he started singing the meow-mix song and walked back to the dugout. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc. Keep in mind, this was the highest level baseball in our city and he was a serious coach. We died laughing and I still remember it to this day. Take care everyone.
The most inspiring part was the meow meow meow
@@frankjennings4489 Hahaha awesome.
Did you guys win or nahh
@@fluworldorder426 We always lost, but the “speech” was awesome.
Wow, your coach sucks. You were supposed to do it for G-Baby and you blew it.
As coach slowly staggered away, he suddenly realized that he had a drinking problem.
😂😂
So that's why he thought 'gooder' was the right word.
HAHAHHAHAHHA
🤣🤣
Real life Buttermaker
Nothing like an 80 proof pep talk to rally the troops.
This comment is stuck on 80 likes. Please no one else touch it. It's perfect.
More like 151
Haha I got to make it 151
Hahahahhahaha
@@josephbrown9685 stuck on 420 now lmao
This vid is old and actually very special! For those of you who arent aware, Jaxson with an x grew up and now plays under the alias Lasteroid daddy hack the IV. He hits 450 foot swamp donkeys on a bad day and goes 8 for 8 dingers on a good day, taking home an opponent players wife for each dinger.
The Origin Story of Jaxson "The Big X" Gooder. He would go on to destroy the careers of 52 professional baseball players and was best known for telling his opponents "Your dad's a loser" after thoroughly defeating them.
I'd go see that movie
@@jeffchick9054i already saw it. Right here. Get gooder.
He just walked off at the end of the video back to the bar down the block.
He wasn’t even the coach just a faithful bar patron giving back to the community 😂
Jake Hardin a true Humanitarian
Hard ball the movie
That’s my coach!
Legend has it they were casting the game there.
Slurred speech, a little stagger to his walk, probably smells like gin...did my little league coach time travel from the 80’s?
That's everybody's little league coach from the 80s.
Word
My 80’s baseball coach was my Uncle. He smelled like Budweiser and old school pot, not gin. And we always had good seasons. Never a losing year😬😬
jimmyglea that’s when coaches could cuss and throw stuff on the field.
Jason Blowhard’s Strength and Fitness...right after i finished with you mom, I was right there.
“Disgrace the pitcher’s family” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My LL coach was on the school board and smoked Pall Malls while he threw BP. Great guy. Nice family. Great coach, and we never won more than 4 games a season. Thank you Mr Madison. Obviously it could of been worse.
😂😂😂
My brother was my little league coach in the early 70s. He had just gotten out of the Marines because he had lost a limb. We needed a coach and my mother thought it would be great therapy for him. Great coach but his pre game speeches were off the hook. His speech before the game when we went to city championships was I have $1500 riding on this game if you lose y’all going to be Fucking sorry. I kid you not.
Did you win though?
AntiZumbi yes we did but was knocked out of it the next week.
😀
That's totally epic.
Ha ha ha 😂😂😂
And there real coach walks in like wtf is goin on ?!
Lmao bruh
That would've been a hillarious sketch for sure.
yup. telling these kids that their dads are loser. smh.
Their**
Shane Peterson Shane, don’t fuck with me! Not today my man ! Lol
I feel gooder every time I come across this video.
“If ya ain’t first, you’re last”
- Reese Bobby
“To destroy your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
antlers163 ahhahahhahhahhahhaa “CONAN THE BARBARIAN” quote NICE
Haremdemnation of the women. Harems.
Crush your enemies
Ah, Conan... you've gotta love the big guy!
AMEN!!!!! I love Conan the Barbarian. I often use that quotation when meeting a new girlfriend. Seems to work well for me. Lmao...but SERIOUSLY THO!!!
“Trying your bestest”
“Not even close”
Coach: There’s no I in team.
Michael Jordan: yes, but there’s an I in win.
@@Anonymous-lq2bs there is a I in TEAM and it’s hidden in the A-hole😂😂
I learned later on in life that there is beauty in losing, especially if you gave it your all. I can rest on giving it my best and losing, but I can't rest on not trying at all and winning. You'll gain more from losing than you'll ever gain from winning. Learning to embrace loss is like learning to be alone, it's a reality in life that is better confronted rather than resisted. True victory is giving it your all to the very end, whether it be a win, lose, or draw.
Worst butt chewing my coach and I ever gave our team was after a close win against a team we should have beat by 15 runs. They didn't play that bad again all season. Oh yea none of the players got their "free" drink after that game either. That team learned to win with grace and to take a loss the same way, but they took the field knowing they were there to WIN the game.
When I was a kid, my coaches in football and baseball would just teach us how to play the game and win.......and our coach wouldn't call the dads losers either, because the dads were there.
Sounds like your coach was a loser
COACH ; 'Our goal here is to:make sure the ump doesn't see my flask.'
Lmfao
I need somebody to motivate me like this everyday when I wake up at the crack of noon.
I am like 3pm on weekends
They just wake you up by screaming "YOUR DAD'S A LOSER" loud as they can
The crack of noon?! Hahaha. good one man. I literally laughed out loud. No joke.
Jason! Eyes on me! Get out there and disgrace your rival's family! Make the bastards cry! Look. Hey! Looklooklook. What is your goal for your thing today? To be a loser like your loser dad? No! Your goal is to win! Gooder!
Yeah but, what time does noon get up?
Jaxson, Blayne, Rylan and Aiden... These 4 are future college Chads for sure!
I hate all their parents already and I don’t even need to meet them 😂😂
I keep watching this every yr. I luv this
The goodest speech ever
Meh. I've heard gooder.
No not good it's too have fun and joke with friends
@@gforces0257 lost me brother
you mean better
@@psisis7423
Much bester.
Coach: Lets go GOODER On 3
Kid: You mean better?
Classic!!
I saw your comment right as it happens
Facts 😂😂😂😂
BRADLEY RHODES a bunch of them kept saying that 😂 he was acting like he couldn’t hear them then he mentioned something about their English teacher lmao.
It was a joke, idiot.
@@gregorybucher2502 um no one said it wasn't
As a coach of kids, props to the parents of these kids. They will be well adjusted when they get older. A sense of humor is the cornerstone of a well rounded person.
Yeah whatever you say
That was no humour. That was pathetic… and YOU should NOT have anything to do witj kids
What about bad grammar?
@@stormcorrosion176Someone can't take jokes lol
@@notveryobviousguy4373...yp...you're right, 4373!...in that post it's the 'parents' who are 'still growing up'...just like the poster, about whose comment you make your valid point, is, likely, an incompleted person with children, whose lives will also, likely, be fully unrealized...and the 'white winkers' continue to dismantle education, at every offing!...cheeses crisis!...
This is what makes coaches great and gives those lads a lifetime of memories.
Toxic masculinity makes him great?
@@Liofa73 Your dad's a loser.
Some kid said “gooder” isn’t even a word😂
I say it😂
“Go talk to your English teacher” 🤣
He’s probably like 9
I love kids🤣🤣🤣
Hes never experienced a gooder yet that's why, give him time.
This was the bestest speeches I’ve ever hearded in my lifest.
Can't say I have ever heard a better-er one.
I think u mean 'goodest'.. learn the grammer
@@waxxy8447 woooosh
Truest
@@ykykspecialhenry6960 Yeah the Woooosh is definitely on him and not you. Definitely.
This guy feels like a throwback.
He forgot to say "No Mercy" at the end!
It's nice to see that Johnny Lawrence is still involved in youth sports. I'm glad he was able to transition from karate
This comment deserves more likes.
Just needs a bottle of Coors.
@@patrickhawkinson8399 or Red Stripe
This guy is totally Johnny Lawrence. Cobra Kai material through & through!
Very clever
He called the kid who corrected him an English teacher lol
He said “talk to your English teacher”
The coach is the English teacher
Poor guy got bullied as a kid. Now he is teaching 7 year olds to get revenge.
"That team's pretty good, but we're gooder"
Don't have to worry about education around this gentleman! Their education will be gooder!
Hooked on phonics worked for me!
-Coach- English teacher: "Gooder"
Kids: "you mean better"
Darth Celsius 😂😂😂😂😂
You mean better
Darth Celsius I love how he looks like he’s looking for an English teacher when he says gooder too
Clearly wasn't a winner in English class
English teacher: Jackson and Blaine
Loopy parents: *Jaxon *Blayne
Grown men who've never cried still come up to that coach with tears in their eyes to tell him how much he inspired them ...
How was any of that inspiring?
I was a fastball little leaguer in the 80s. (Pitcher and catcher). My dad never came to watch me or gave a shit about what I was even up to at the park. I wish he would have told me to just have fun. That was my objective as a kid. Screw winning. Have fun and the wins will follow. This coach is wrong, and I ain't woke, even tho it may sound like it.
And yes, we won 2 championships. So there.
Signed GenX
"Negative Ghost rider"
kegan thomas classic top gun
I could run through a brick wall right now after a speech like that. Truly inspiring
Exactly. Nobody knows how to parent their kids anymore. Thank god for sports coaches.
Need to get your kids out from that crazy coach.
@Jimmy Jazz I suppose all your kids are winners just for being on the team, right?
Congrats on your litter of winners.
@Jimmy Jazz Alternate theory:
Kids a dumb and have short attention spans.
@Jimmy Jazz lol.
I coached my son’s baseball and football team from when he was 8 until he was 14 . The first two years , the goal was just to have fun . The next few years , to learn and get better . The last year our goal was to win , but win fairly and with sportsmanship . NEVER had one parent complain in all my years of coaching . Great kids and great parents .
Why can’t my kid get a coach like this.
“Negative ghost rider”
Robby Schweiss , I just cracked up at that point!!!😆😆😆😆😆
I thought it was "ghost writer"
Legend has it that Aiden’s eyes are still on him to this day
Rofl
Only 90 likes lol
I’m so dead!!
😆😆😆
Legend Hell, Facts!
This is great! This coach is awesome
"Theres two types of people in this world. Winners and losers." Is an insane thing to tell a group of 8 yr old boys. Hes creating future psychos.
Our goals are to:
Strike First
Strike Hard
No Mercy
And don't strike out
YES SENSEI
Cobra kai
Fear does not exist on this field, does it?
@@andrewmuller7420 No Sensei!
The end of the video he was grabbing his pockets for keys so he could go hit the bottle he has in the back of the truck one last time before the game starts
😭ayoooo
Exactly, looked like he was searching for his keys.
@@MikeJones-oe3do who?
Deadass
amen
Always tell my kids have fun. Be safe.
Great to see a coach who can have fun with the kids.
What telling them to shut up and they are wrong?
This guy was definitely popping oxy before this speech
bjxrn that’s not true. Apparently you don’t know any hardcore druggies. Every town has them. My father happens to be one. He pops oxy all the time and talks plain as day. He maybe talking crap but he’s talking.
Yup. I got the same thing off him. He's definitely fucked up.
@@bigrob7821 that isn't true for everyone. I was on oxi contin for years of my life. It took a very long time for anyone close to even realize I was using bc I could hide it so well. Once your used to the affects it's no problem.
@bjxrn that's only if you're drunk as fuck, then an oxy will fuck you up like that.
Oxy heads are everywhere. They're usually gregarious and obnoxious
This is on our local field
This makes me think of malcom in the middle, when hal was a kids soccer coach.
The Wildcats
Malcolm in the middle was the shit. Too bad i was the only person in canada who watched it lol
Lmao hal and reese were my favorite lois too
@@Diddley_Squat dewie was the biggest legend ive ever seen
@@Diddley_Squat good theory lol. Honestly man i feel fuckin old. Shits depressing. I watched that show so long ago and now ive graduated high school... :( where has time gone
This is of school coaching and the kids love this dude he knows they have no clue but each team has that one kid the ringer and he gets it
Coach of the year. Winning is everything!
Sure TJ.
“Disgrace the pitchers family” lmaooooooo
People need to learn how to lose as children, cause life doesnt hand out participation trophies. Only weak humans do.
Picolas Cage - How did she get involved with this?
Picolas Cage sportsmanship never won a championship
Picolas Cage Snowflake alert!
Picolas Cage , NO!!!! That’s what is wrong these days!! If you don’t EARN a trophy, how do you learn that you need to practice, learn how to work as a team, do your best until you become the best and just basics in life??? You think it teaches that if they don’t study, they should get an A because they took the test but failed??? YES, it does. And life isn’t like that. It’s hard, teach kids early, make them learn responsibility, and learn resilience!!!!!! Or they’ll wind up useless, whining adults living in your basement.
I love how the kid was repeatedly correcting his coach even though he was trying to ignore him lol
GOODER ON 3!!!🤣🤣
Disgfeefrrsd
i remember when my company started laying off people and were still celebrating. Definitely need this coach to deliver a pep talk.
Coach calling the kids with the variety of unique names of the day is hilarious!
Our goal is to LOCATE, CLOSE WITH AND DESTROY THE ENEMY BY FIRE AND MANEUVER, OR REPEL THE ENEMY ASSAULT BY FIRE AND CLOSE COMBAT!
Kill!
Lol
Rah
Semper. Send the hate.
SALT THEIR LANDS! I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
Coach: Jaxon, with an x what’s one of our goals when we step on this field?
Jaxon: To destroy the enemy mercilessly and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Coach: ... actually yes..
lol...was going to post the quote from Conan until I scrolled down and found this. I soooo wanted to hear one of them say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"!!!! Well done
@@175hydro BRO I have watched conan the barbarian most nights for 5 years +. DVD with a tv sleep timer. Sometimes i had other stuff in like indiana jones, harry potter, terminator or T2. Ive had conan in for about a month as of right now, so ive literally at least had it on 1000 + times in the last few years haha. Favorite movie of all time obviously. I was born 1998. I watched a lot more destroyer when i was younger because my mom thought barbarian was too graphic. My dad let me watch barbarian though haha.
@@175hydro Falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair. WRONG
@@madming25 I saw Conan the Destroyer when it came out in the theaters. I was 16 at the time lol...fun watch
When I was in Afghanistan we heard the lamentations of the Talibans women at night after most major firefights.
They’re all taught at home to “just go out and have fun because everyone’s a winner”….
Teach your children to be competitive!
This is amazing
" you mean better?"
"I'm not your English teacher here"
😅🤣😂👍
He said "Talk to your English teacher here" which not sure if he is implying he is an English teacher lol.
@@mrthedudeman I believe he said "touch your english teacher here", to the kid that didn't put his hand in while the kid correcting his english was the one with the hand on top.
@@TheCrederer that’s even funnier 😂😂
LMFAO 😂😂The kid who corrected this adult about improper grammar
Coach - "Gooder on 3"
Kid - "You mean better". 2:00.
😂
Lol 100% intentional by the coach
He was just joking around.
That kid didnt get any plat time that night.
Then tells kid to talk to his grammar teacher lol
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the woman
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
Coach Called My Dad ‘A Loser’, Once.
Once.
than you quit the team right
What movie is that???
@@integrity101 Johnny Dangerously.
@@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416
Oh yea. Thanks a lot you *fargin ICEHOLE*
Oh no he called that sissy Dad a Loser several times including in front of his wife.
Good to see one of the Cobra Kai alums doing well for himself and giving back to his community.
Josh Brunty 😆😆
What a nice guy.
I tried this with my employees by explaining that because I'm their boss, I'm the winner and they're the losers. Seems like I'm mostly inspiring them to quit.
I'm mentally ready to be a little league coach. I'm at a point in my life where I don't have a care in the world and man it feels good.
Have fun being a drunk
CriticalSurvival , WHAT???? That pep talk was the bomb and the kids loved it!!! Ohhhh.... you never played sports, did you???? Well, I really hate that for you. 😂😂😂😂
I coached little league!!! Did my best not to curse but it was a blast. Chewed tobacco and drank whisky out of a Gatorade bottle
@@CriticalSurvival0 Hey that is how my football ball coach was and we won state 3 years in a row. He always told us have fun out there but try to kill them at the same time😀
After decades of coaching I am writing a book,”Coaching Life Lessons through Baseball to Little Leaguers”. Send msg if you’re interested.
If this guy had been my coach, I coulda went pro.
No doubt
so you're a loser... and you're the only person who thinks this guy isnt toxic trash.. so only losers buy his toxic trash.... makes sense to me XD
@@MrTributes he was joking you fucking plank!
Love it!! 😆 🤣 😂
@@J155P no doubt in my mind
Good coach thats passion right there
We need more of this lol
Where was this coach when I needed him
That women moaned at the end she knew how good that speech was.
Her favorite band is CREAM
I fear that was his wife.
MrZapparin loser
@@misocriallo4379 are you mental? Her favorite band is Korn or some teeny bopper shit. 😆 she probably wouldn't know what the fuck cream even is lol!
@@ExaltedMarauder I mean, I actually like Korn AND Cream, believe it or not. Also, Korn hasn't been "teeny-bopper shit" since, y'know, I was a teenager. Which was two decades ago. Teenagers nowadays don't know who tf Tupac & Biggie are, they sure as crap don't know Korn. And also...its just a joke anyways.
A famous coach once said "winning isn't everything it's the only thing"
The best coach ever, Vince Lombardi
@@jasonrist6582 Oh, sounded kinda Al Davis-ish.
Because if winning wasn't everything they wouldn't keep score
And the great Leo Durocher, the best damn manager to ever grace the diamond, said "Nice guys finish last." I bet The Lip was smiling down from Heaven at that speech. He'd have given a better one though with several f bombs and a swift boot to the ass to the kid who said "try to win". No "try" to it. You win. Tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Stomp them into the mud and if they so much as lift their head, you stomp some more.
The coach who said that was a professional, who’s job was to win ..
not a volunteer coaching youngsters.
Goals When Stepping On the Field
* Respect the Game of Baseball
* RUN Everywhere, When Not Running, SPRINT
* Apply 100% Focus on All Facets of the Game
* Utilize the FUNdamentals Learned
* Maintain Excellent Confidence
* Remember Successful Visualization
* Play like it's a Game, it's Meant to be FUN
When the game's over. Regardless of the score, take the learning lessons with you. Exercise Graciousness, Humility and Pride.
Let's start getting tomorrow
I bet you haven't had a winning season in your entire life. I've coached little league and high school baseball for 25 years now, and my teams have won the championship every year but two. Did I give them your snowflake little goals? Hell no. I told them to get out there and WIN because winning is all that matters. Coincidentallyl, four players I have coached have gone pro.
@OutInLeftField2 that mindset and you specifically are the problem in coaching young adult student athletes. I won't mention all my accolades because you're not worthy to hear them, but I assure you they are plentiful. Coaching the likes of Greg Maddux, Lance Berkman, Marty Cordova, and many more.
I have conducted dozens of coaching clinics for youth baseball from Florida to Las Vegas, and you represent what I personally resonate with failure.
I love how he never says it's unacceptable to lose. Losing is part of life, everyone loses, but when you compete, you are competing to win....bravo coach.
“You mean better…” got a chuckle from that. The honesty of kids.
Hi
Kid was smarter than that idiot coach.
@@danschumacher5427Bro please don't tell me you just tried to get some in a RUclips comment section. If so that's beyond pathetic 😂😂🤣
Uh. I think you mean the intelligence of kids. Aka, these little dudes are smarter than this ridiculous excuse for a coach.
@stormcorrosion176 Wow!you are hurt. Idk who hurt you but i hope you get past it.
At the end, the man is trying to hustle back to his parked car to get a couple more gooder swigs of liqour before the game starts. A true man of culture.
the gooder the swig the gooder it goes down
i put 50$ on it
god i miss little league
YES!!!! lol
Little bump of tweak, too.
@@gavinvalentino6002 hahahahahahhahhaahhaha
He's not the coach we asked for,but he's the coach we need!!
😂 True
@@KWAHU93period ah
No coach should tell very young children that their parents are losers simply because they told them to have fun playing a game. It's a parents job to prepare their children to succeed as adults, not this egocentric bozo
No we don't, he is a disgrace to the game.
@@artcarrasco9 no, that's you
I played baseball in the 70's and the coaches were awesome. They had us loving the game and trying our best. We played for the team. We encouraged each other. Good sportsmanship was demanded. And after the games we had pizza/ice cream/hamburgers etc.
And we rode to the pizza parlor in the back of a pickup truck... screaming our heads off
"WE WON, WE WON!!!"
Those were the days my friend.
👍🏾🇺🇸🍻
@@Seaton1518 Participation trophies? No. Won a couple of championship games...I have those trophies. Not sure what you are on about.
Sounds like a nightmare. At what point did you get diddIed ??
@@bustersales6921 as soon as he became the coach
Took me all year playing baseball and football to win 2 trophy's. If I was lucky. Turned into an an all CIF catcher in 1979.
Scott, these are the funniest videos! Your videos haven't been in my feed for a while and glad to see this one.
It's funny to me because this is how parents used to talk to their kids...
Reminds me of my childhood and I'm so thankful for it because I would have NEVER been motivated to reach my goals in life without it....
Coaches job is to win games..He’s being a great coach. Dad’s not a loser for telling his kid to have fun and it’s more fun to win.
"we are gooder” - drunk adult
"Better" - kid
The mom sigh at the end, perfect
She was just wet from witnessing a winner
@@ryanwelch4284gross bro
Yeah sounded like a moan.
Milf moan. WAP
Coach of the Year!
I had a coach who was a cop. He’d fire blanks if we messed up during practice. He remained silent during games. I was maybe 7 years old. Made me into the successful man I am today. God bless that man!
Did he teach you officer safety is number one priority even if kids are being killed?
@@cobracommander9138uhhh what?
“Do you mean better?” -Aiden.
Aidens dad is a loser.
@@Stabsnipers I don't think Aiden has a dad
thatguy I am Aidens dad 🙃
Ok im dying here. All 8f the comments were funny but these made me loose it!
I like Tim Allen's line better:
*_IF YOU AREN'T HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, YOU'RE LOSING!_*
He’s right. Life isn’t a cake walk. If you’re not winning you’re losing
You want him on that wall, you need him on that wall.
Kid corrects coach,"you mean better?" Lol!!!!!!
He stayed committed to the gooder though lol
And then insults the childern
Rainbow Six I caught that, too. Kids are great.
That’s strait up rob dyrdek
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Yo this is the funniest comment on this thread I've seen. Keep it up Silly Boy!
Haha I was thinking the same thing