Why You Should Invest in Weed - Wanda Sykes
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Wanda Sykes explains why you’re better off supporting the weed industry and why CEOs are far more dangerous than your average thief.
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" I ain't never been robbed of my *future* "
Sooo true tho.
She is one of the most underrated comedians
Wanda is one of my only 2 female favorites, just her and Kathleen Madigan
Hell yes Wanda is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I love all her jokes she's really good
I hate when people say this. She is a world renowned and well respected comedian with 2 Emmys. She did the White House Correspondents dinner for Christ sake.
@@CCCCCCCCC11 i cannot stand those comments either
No she is not
This joke has aged extremely well
EXTREMELY WELL! This is more relevant than EVER!
And it keeps getting better like fine wine 😂
Weed prices are down though.
Weed prices never go down lol that’s facts
But brain cells do.
Fire, 😃POW!
A dime was once $10. Sounds impossible but it's tru, lol!
@@carrrexx7190 weed helped me get a bachelor's degree
@@HipsxSoxReactionz I need a master's degree to say your name and I bet you can't drive a skateboard.
@@carrrexx7190 Wow-stockings on 1st prize pool-hut!
Wanda's hair looks fabulous and that outfit is straight fire. 🔥 Funny routine but I had to take a moment to praise her style.
"Hey, you been cheatin on me?..............."I don't recall"
"No comment"
She's hilarious. I actually said "that's funny" out loud.
check out her new netflix special 👍
💯Thas when u know it's funny!! 😆
Who cares, you narc.
Oh, it was you? I heard it.
Wanda Sykes and Tiffany Haddish need to play mother and daughter in a movie
Yoo that would HILARIOUS ASF
For real
With Jenifer Lewis as the grandma
Ahha Hell yeah
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I remember when I was a kid watching comedy central presents. Wanda Sykes was the first stand up comedian I laughed out loud to.
"I ain't never been mugged of my future." That joke is Rock Solid. I would laugh if it didn't hurt so much.
I was in a PISSY MOOD. Then this popped up on my 'reccomended for me' page. And I busted out laughing! Thank you Wanda! And I mean it. I truly needed to laugh. God bless you. 😂💝👏
The one with the pope got me good
"..... my back, my back! Don't tell me no more."😅
"that's where he stores all the confessions he hears from the priests" rofl🤣
She's the best female comidian
You don't think Amy Schumer is funnier? xD (obviously sarcasm)
Ellen got triggered.
@@RemoRam Ellen is... cute I guess, I've gotten some laughs from her though, I love her. Different style.
Rama Lingam Ellen is a great host but not a great comedian. She’s too wholesome.
Yes she is and the only close second one is Kathleen Madigan!
After all these years she is still funny, and fine :)
Wanda, love your suit. It’s beautiful!
Wanda, you're right! Wanda, is crazy!!!! You gotta love her!
The best female comedian to me. Absolutely love her.
"Oh, please shut up! Oh, Y'all are killing me! Oh, I can't hear no more, my hunch! Oh, the bells! The bells! The bells!" 😂🤣❤This whole clip was hilarious, but I completely lost it at that part. xD Wanda is probably my fave female stand-up, and one of my faves overall, her comedic skills are just awesome.
“Get the man a Burger King hat!”
Wanda is so right about recalling it seems like it's happening a lot.
Wanda Sykes ROCKS!!! Very few people no how to make me laugh like this beautiful human being.
This woman is so easy to LOVE ❤️😂😂😂
"You did what? OH lord OH OOHHH..Please shut up"😂😂😂
Did she really say "an old pope's home?" I'm rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate to declare an end to cannabis criminalization & to call for all cannabis convictions to be vacated.
#BernieOrBust
#BERNIE2020 #NOTMEUS
Pretty sure warren said she would do it
Andrew Yang is for it too
@@WillToNihilsm never gonna win
The hunch is where he has all his confessions from those priests LOL
When she said that's where he stores all the confessions I doubled over laughing Jesus Christ!
She's hilarious
Maliha Happens. Happens. Happens
How is all this still relevant several decades later?
Also I like her Bernie endorsement 😉
This is from 2004
Bernie Mac? Me too.
@@carrrexx7190 lol Bernie Sanders obvs
@@TCt83067695 beep,blip,blap,yur muthr slap.
Pea.....ce
@@carrrexx7190 huh?
I love all the recent comments about Bernie.
I was a new voter when my heart and understanding of a just Presidential process were crushed.
Is there hope?
Extremely funny and deep! Doesn't get any better than that!
How could anyone ever give Wanda Skyes a thumbs down??
Mugged of my future...happening since 1776.
Allan Hegyes wow. You are really really old.
Allan Hegyes and before
Woke
Really? What happen in 1776 that somehow robbed you that wasnt robbing you before 1776? That doesnt make historical sense.
Preach!✊🏾
Wanda calling it like it is. 🍻🍻
“OHHHHH THE BEEELLS!” I was CACKLING
I loveeee Wanda Sykes!! She's one of the smartest. Danggg hilarious.Those who dislike this video -get a life people!!!!!
Comedians are the modern day prophets. The 'weed as investment' joke is pure genius!👏🏾😆👍🏾
🤣😆😝🙉🤓
God Damn that was funny
She is absolutely BEAUTIFUL !! WOW!!❤️
The pope's hunchback 😆😆😆
I love to see the audience laughing at Wanda’s comedy. It’s joy in a rough world.
i love wanda she so funny she got me screaming 😂😂😂😂
Damn it Wanda Sykes, why you so gangsta.
She kills it every time!
need this full hour all together
Wanda is just funny, don't matter what the topic, she just makes it funny
Wanda, you are killing it! More more more.........✌️
And thats on edibles
hehe put oall ma money on weed!...get her a blunt!
rich people are so out of touch.
i "invest" in weed ....and burn it.
You can do both....
@@MrCaptainandrew
i do...literally just said i do.
Politics is obscene! Yu all.
THAT IS RIGHT MS. SYKES!!! I learned about saying “I do not recall” from one of the episodes of the show Scandal.
Wanda is one of the best ❤️
Accurate & Hilarious !
Kat & Wanda. Best comedians of our time.
the end got me crackin'
Really? 10 dislikes?? What's wrong with you people? Get a sense of humor. It's nice.
Probably antiweed ppl
Christians
@@alisami3704 I'm Christian. I chuckled at it.
Trolls, haters, it is almost 100 unlikes now. I bet every one is a Trump Cultist.
... but it is 7.6 THOUSAND likes that shows you the heart of the matter. Heart, that's the heart of this person and her comedy.
Love Wanda...
Love the hair, the outfit and I swear she’s got the smoothest skin I ever saw! She must be reverse aging - they do say laughing is the best medicine. She’s a beauty, that’s for sure!
She funny as hell
The best standup act I ever seen.
SHE is amazing!! Especially LIVE!!
Hit the Point💯
Hilarious😂👍🏾
It's 5/2020 and she is even more fabulous!
Come on!!! You devilish damsel!!😂😂I LOVE YOU
Love Her!
wanda is a GOAT.
Ty ! made me lol on low day. You're Amazing
Lmfao Wanda Sykes a gem boi
black pope lol luv em
The pope part made me waste my drink damnit.. 😂
Dam Wanda looking delicious here. How long ago was dis
emprrah ‘04
She so fineee😍😍
This woman's funny...all the time!!!
Have you ever noticed how new Popes start ageing as soon as they are made Pope.
The way she said "I don't recall" 🤣🤣🤣
What year is this from? This is hilarious 😂
Wanda, Girl you da best!
She speaks the truth🎉
Wanda, One funniest, smart a.. comedian
This fool is so crazy!!! She is killing Me!!!
I love Wanda Sykes damn ❤️
What a complete pro
SHE ROCKS!!!!!
I ain't never been mugged out of my future lol
😂🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😆🤣😂
And SHE WAS RIGHT LOL!! Weed is thriving ... even during a global pandemic lol. This was from 2004-2005 lol!! Genius!
I needed a great laugh during coronavirus!
When I see lovely Wanda's face, I naturally want to say ''I love you Wanda''.... :D
soooooo good
" i supposed to be fishing" 😂😂
She called it
She's so funny I always had a crush on her
i love her
She funny man....
Honestly funny.
She’s really smart!!!
I love her necklace. Looks like amber.
I love you because you’re beautiful and you say it loud and proud baby... HAHAHAHA ..Your The Best WANDA Stay True To You....
Old popes home 😂🤣🤣😂😂
luv her from afar
Rip Wanda's weed stocks lol