PSA: Shit Scientologists Say - To Normal People

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 442

  • @2Spookyful
    @2Spookyful 8 лет назад +237

    "I'm just here to fill in for the lack of my demographic"
    13/10

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 5 лет назад +10

      that statement was on point

    • @b4ne56
      @b4ne56 4 года назад

      Just white boomers that can't fight.

    • @Anonymous-km5pj
      @Anonymous-km5pj 3 года назад

      b/c my demographic is the true biblical israelites

    • @livefree316
      @livefree316 3 года назад

      @@b4ne56 lol...
      👍🤣!!
      Yo good news Jesus Christ came to give you purpose! Jesus Christ is the way to be eternally cool Jesus Christ is so down to earth he came from heaven to Earth to show you the way.
      John 14:6
      Jesus ❤️U 🙏🏼

  • @eamonnclifford8734
    @eamonnclifford8734 9 лет назад +77

    Black, white, yellow, Christian, Muslim or Jew it doesn't matter...All you need is a big fat wallet.

  • @bryansphere6359
    @bryansphere6359 7 лет назад +47

    When she said, "there are actually 17 billion scientologists on planet earth" I lost my shit!!! Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @jamilsalim4454
      @jamilsalim4454 4 года назад +1

      Including the dead ones that are coming back like Ronald McHubbard

  • @jennifershearouse4652
    @jennifershearouse4652 7 лет назад +54

    My friends son is very grateful to Mike Rinder and Leah Remini. He was in Phoenix checking out the city. (Just moved here) and they approached him. He recognized it because "mom watches this tv show about these crazy people". He said " Oh! No. I've heard about you guys. No way! Not into spending 1000's just to be told it's all my fault. I can so that for free!" He said the guy grabbed his arm and said "They are all liars!" He said the guy was wild eyed. Wow! Got them all shaken! Keep up the good work!

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 5 лет назад

      On that basis alone, this video should be removed from RUclips. Rinder is a completely different man from the one who served in Public Affairs, or whatever those greedy, hell-bound (says the atheist) scam artists call it).

    • @keelanmorningstar7800
      @keelanmorningstar7800 5 лет назад +3

      Stephen Wright On what basis exactly? What is it that you are referring to? And... Atheist scam artists?

    • @benmccanain5504
      @benmccanain5504 3 года назад +4

      @@keelanmorningstar7800 It's just word salad

  • @psychoshamrock
    @psychoshamrock 7 лет назад +147

    I like the humor of this. I'm glad you can find the funny after leaving! This cult scares the holy hell outta me.

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 5 лет назад +4

      @Vishnujana Dasa According to scientologist policy a kah-khan can commit murder with no repercussion:
      > "They can get away with murder without a blink from Ethics. 2. Kha-Khan was like a medal. It ten times forgave a person the death penalty. He could ten times incur the death penalty and not get it."
      > scientolipedia.org/info/KHA-_KHAN
      LRH neice/David Miscaviges wife Shelly Miscavige has been missing for 13 years - scientologists claim she is devoting her life to her belief but they can't so much as take a photo of her doing her thing? The LAPD won't even take a Shelly Miscavige missing report seriously (the case is always deemed 'unfounded' yet there's still no evidence that Shelly is even alive)
      Shelly Miscavige's mother (Flo Barnett) died from 2 gunshots to the chest and 1 to the head - her death was then ruled a suicide

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 3 года назад

      Also humor is an enemy of Scientology. They cannot really do anything about humor as a "weapon" against them.

  • @ReBeccaRosebud9
    @ReBeccaRosebud9 9 лет назад +33

    Wow! How did they manage to get that footage in L.A. without being harassed? Good job. Happy to know the numbers are dwindling. Hoping the finances will be attacked soon. Can't happen quickly enough.

  • @johnkoster8537
    @johnkoster8537 7 лет назад +28

    The more good people shine a.light on this sick destructive cult the sooner it will die!

  • @IronHorse-qh1jz
    @IronHorse-qh1jz 8 лет назад +30

    1:59 "And giving weird massages." I'm dying!!! The look on that old man's face!!! I can't breathe!!!

  • @johncline3033
    @johncline3033 8 лет назад +67

    rofl the black man at the end was perfect!!!!!!!

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 5 лет назад +3

    You know what infuriates a bully? Laughing at them.

  • @roshantulsiani7575
    @roshantulsiani7575 9 лет назад +13

    this was so good. I am so happy that these defectors have moved on enough to poke fun at it so bravely. I am happy to see them happyyyyyyy

  • @Israelgal
    @Israelgal 9 лет назад +10

    Looks like you guys had fun with this. Good that you all can be there for eachother and laugh about it, too. Must b healing.

  • @jupitersdreaming
    @jupitersdreaming 10 лет назад +15

    OH YES! You guys must have written the script for my ex partner- a still-in scientologist. I as a mere 'WOG' have heard all of these gems. Great video- made me laugh.

  • @karindoyle5378
    @karindoyle5378 7 лет назад +37

    I busted up laughing when they brought up south park.

  • @MrPBCas
    @MrPBCas 3 года назад +1

    “There’s actually 17 billion Scientologists on this earth” 😂

  • @dammitboy3576
    @dammitboy3576 8 лет назад +16

    17,000,000,000 members world wide. Damn I must be the only person left not in this weird group.

    • @GuessWhooou
      @GuessWhooou 5 лет назад

      Yes, that shows the BS the scientologist tell

  • @creepshowcrate
    @creepshowcrate 9 лет назад +28

    Haha, black dude had the funniest line. So true, too. Whatever three or four black folks who happen to be in Sci at any given time are pushed right up front, to appear on all the posters, pamphlets, and videos.

  • @rayneeagan
    @rayneeagan 7 лет назад +2

    sharing this now, as it is timeless.... well done you !!!

  • @TobyStClair
    @TobyStClair 7 лет назад +3

    So awesome! Shared, shared, shared!

  • @DavidKyle
    @DavidKyle 8 лет назад +6

    the end made me go, "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" like Smokey.

  • @sweetpeanbak
    @sweetpeanbak 6 лет назад +2

    Bravo, I hope the humor in this can be healing to those that have left scientology.

  • @timoschoula505
    @timoschoula505 8 лет назад +43

    at least 18 scientologist watched this ...

    • @bthehuman6240
      @bthehuman6240 5 лет назад +2

      69 at this point

    • @DCMook
      @DCMook 4 года назад +1

      @@bthehuman6240 nice

    • @ARandomAnna
      @ARandomAnna 4 года назад +2

      DC Mook 74 now.

    • @kuryenlaindia
      @kuryenlaindia 4 года назад +1

      78 in the 4 years passed since your post :)

    • @oldman6365
      @oldman6365 3 года назад +1

      @@kuryenlaindia Simon says 81 scientologists:)

  • @BryceByerley
    @BryceByerley 10 лет назад +7

    "...and giving weird massages."
    That line made my day.

  • @jasonbettencourt3771
    @jasonbettencourt3771 9 лет назад +7

    Awesome! Best Scientology video yet. (Out of hundreds). Mike Rinder's the shit. Thank u.

  • @GreggSomers
    @GreggSomers 10 лет назад +27

    Best Scientology video on youtube....100% truth!!!

    • @Thetruthdenied
      @Thetruthdenied 7 лет назад +2

      Clearly, Scientology is bridge to a slow kill road to becoming broke, abused; not to mention ending up emotionally, physically , & spiritually bankcrupt! What is even more heartbreaking is families that are ripped apart because one member decides that Scientology is not for them*. This CULT needs to go down , and thanks to Remini and Rinder, the ball is rolling.*There is help for those of you leaving Scientology! You are not alone! Go here: leavescientology.blogspot.com/2008/02/if-youve-made-it-here-youre-halfway.html and www.thetruthdenied.com

  • @nodak0164
    @nodak0164 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you all for my "Today's Giggle"! I'm still chuckling through my 3rd time watching this!

  • @wallrider73
    @wallrider73 10 лет назад +49

    This was funny until the guy right at the end and then it was hilarious.

  • @geekdivaherself
    @geekdivaherself 7 лет назад +2

    That ending... OMG that _ENDING_... I fell over laughing from the words, facial expression and timing! That kid saying LRH went bodiless to Target was great, too!
    Never been a Scientologist, just know a very, very few and find it oddly fascinating.

  • @MikeProvocateur-tu2jl
    @MikeProvocateur-tu2jl 9 лет назад +13

    This is absolutely hilarious...And it is not hilarious unless you really know the truth on this, for the whole experience of dealing with them. Funny, I watched this about ten times. The funniest part is all of it. But I really enjoyed the actor dude talking about 'the funny' massages. "And giving weird massages." Laugh,Laugh, Laugh. I like how you stood in front of the Scientology buildings and did some of your shots. You guys should get together and write some more stuff up. Heck' if I were a rich man I would probably set-up a studio that makes satire Scientology skits like that- and do it to other cults and what other evil also, down there in your area. I live in Washington State. There is nothing like Scientology up here. Just a bunch of cults that obviously do not do- the amazing discolor of law walk that the church of Scientology takes by trying to breech or walk the tight rope of criminality under guise of legality. Keep up the fight, man, Tiziano. People like myself are paying attention. You guys woke a guy like me up.

  • @scottanthony4511
    @scottanthony4511 3 года назад +2

    Thank you Mark Rinder. We cannot stop until leaders of this cult are formally charged and imprisoned.

  • @321dmb
    @321dmb 7 лет назад +1

    Omg that was so funny, humor is delightful. Well done!!

  • @bigrobnz
    @bigrobnz 8 лет назад +5

    last guy was classic!!! love it!!

  • @RobbinPerry
    @RobbinPerry 7 лет назад +1

    I 💙❤💜 the cast in this! Simply hilarious! Soo true too! 🤗 Happy 2 see that all of these ex-scientologists can look back & laugh at these old, ridiculous & mendacious sayings/slogans, especially since they endured so much adversity, financial hardships, the loss of beloved friends & family & all of the pain that goes along with these aforementioned things! Like the saying goes: hindsight is 20/20. It's good to see that everyone can spot the lies & hypocrisy behind it all now & that they're beginning to heal from some of the traumatic & painful things that they experienced in the CoS. . .AND THAT IS A WONDERFUL THING! Good 4 each & every one of you! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @hotscubagreg
    @hotscubagreg 12 лет назад +8

    "There are actually seventeen billion Scientologist on planet earth" Now that's funny!

  • @MCSilver
    @MCSilver 7 лет назад +1

    Omg! This vid is AWESOME. Smart, funny, vibrant. Thx for sharing.

  • @GetToDaChoppa-k5r
    @GetToDaChoppa-k5r 8 лет назад +9

    The Church of harassment after you leave

  • @AllTheBestCO
    @AllTheBestCO 3 года назад +3

    . . . "Here, sign this here 'billion year contract!' Don't ask why!"
    "And, hand me your credit card and your soul! Don't ask why!"

  • @TheMotz55
    @TheMotz55 8 лет назад +4

    I'm amazed you highly intelligent people were hoodwinked for so long. Any case, I applaud you for warning others, especially the vulnerable lured by false promises made by lunatics, to stay away. I bet the shit you hear from Scientologists includes "Stop committing suppressive acts!" "Who is Xenu?" "What crimes did you commit?"

  • @5tonyvvvv
    @5tonyvvvv 8 лет назад +21

    Im at OT8 Inches

  • @ShabbernigdoXingjian
    @ShabbernigdoXingjian 9 лет назад +71

    the guy at the end was funny : )

    • @SlackerSlayer
      @SlackerSlayer 9 лет назад +11

      Shabbernigdo Xingjian ",,, Just filling in for the lack of my, demographic." good one.

    • @thenekom
      @thenekom 9 лет назад +3

      Shabbernigdo Xingjian Yeah, I had a good chuckle at that. Brings up an interesting thought though, if there are so few blacks in Scientology, why are there so many in the Jehova's Witnesses, another organization which many consider to be a cult as well.

    • @ElearningDigest
      @ElearningDigest 7 лет назад

      thenekom Because JW markets them a make believe world of racial diversity and harmony. The drawn paintings in the pamphlets are real!

  • @eisvogel8099
    @eisvogel8099 5 лет назад +2

    The moment I felt my engrams playing up...I knew it: you are sooooo surpressive....

  • @beard1821
    @beard1821 5 лет назад +1

    I accidentally wandered into one of their booths at a state fair expo. It was one of the creepiest experiences I have had.

  • @kimlewison5161
    @kimlewison5161 9 лет назад +8

    love the last guy.

  • @brasilguy74
    @brasilguy74 8 лет назад +4

    This is hilarious!!! Congrats, to all of you!! LOL

  • @AlexYun96
    @AlexYun96 5 лет назад +1

    “We were there for every natural disaster from 9/11 to the tsunami” hahahaha

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus 12 лет назад +3

    Can't help but notice both of these videos have two dislikes. I bet it's the same two people. They need to wake up and get out of the cult.

  • @nikiannecoleman
    @nikiannecoleman 5 лет назад

    This is brilliant. Well done to all of you for getting out and for being able to laugh about it.

  • @kellytaylor2969
    @kellytaylor2969 10 лет назад +10

    I especially love the crappy crumbling sign!

  • @singulartrout
    @singulartrout 4 года назад +1

    "No, Shelly's not gone. She's just, uhm, she's uhhh, hanging out with LRH? In the ground? I think?"

  • @SP999999
    @SP999999 10 лет назад +9

    I LOVE THIS! Great job!

  • @TrueBlueJMS
    @TrueBlueJMS 11 лет назад +3

    Should have added "Xenu who?"

  • @mrs.pennington332
    @mrs.pennington332 11 лет назад +3

    It's twice as funny with all the footage in front of Scientology property! Love seeing Mike Rinder at the Pac Base.

  • @hughg.rection7102
    @hughg.rection7102 9 лет назад +9

    those weird massages weren't what I thought they were (._.)

    • @George50809
      @George50809 8 лет назад +1

      Were they talking about touch assists, which are not massages. That kind of threw me for a loop.

  • @mykylc
    @mykylc 10 лет назад +3

    Aww man! no "Xenu...who's that?"

    • @mykylc
      @mykylc 8 лет назад

      +ReviewCam lol

  • @SwissMarksman
    @SwissMarksman 8 лет назад +5

    0:42 *By the way, that's David Miscavige's (current Scientology leader) niece ;-*

  • @Milverton68
    @Milverton68 9 лет назад +4

    Very funny made me chuckle..

  • @lukesimecek9172
    @lukesimecek9172 9 лет назад +2

    "They may be pink but their money's green!" -J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to L. Ron Hubbard circa 1953

  • @SuperSnooki14
    @SuperSnooki14 10 лет назад +3

    Should be called lies of Scientology.

  • @carisamarion
    @carisamarion 11 лет назад +3

    I can't help watching this over and over again laughing my head off. You guys did such a great job! It's hilarious, truly hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! xoxoxo

    • @mjsu
      @mjsu 2 года назад

      I agree, funny. They even laugh at themselves (ending).

  • @jasonbettencourt3771
    @jasonbettencourt3771 9 лет назад +1

    Jesus. U didn't know this is a joke? 18,000,000,000 scientologists?

  • @alwaysthelight
    @alwaysthelight 7 лет назад +1

    at least they all appear to be confident of their own sense of rightness

  • @shanepresnal5528
    @shanepresnal5528 6 лет назад +2

    Omg that last guy killed me lol I'm still laughing

  • @tekobari
    @tekobari 10 лет назад +1

    In all the Scientology shit I've looked into over the years, and become more committed to learning about the...religion...after reading "Going Clear," how did I miss this gem? It's funny, and has a wonderful sense of humor about itself. It's comforting to see these escapees having a good time about what must have been a terrible experience in their lives, and for some, an on-going one. If I hit the lottery...okay, if I ever play the lottery, maybe I'll open a halfway house for people to come decompress in after they make their first break from their insane religion(s).
    Thanks, people, for these takes on the fakest of the fake, Scientology.

  • @MrBILLSTANLEY
    @MrBILLSTANLEY 10 лет назад

    The last guy in the video was a real hoot. Very Funny!

  • @INTELECT1984
    @INTELECT1984 11 лет назад +2

    best ending ever

  • @roboptions
    @roboptions 9 лет назад +4

    We were there at Pompey. We gave assists to dinosaurs. Bump.

    • @roboptions
      @roboptions 8 лет назад +2

      I am just here to fill my demographic. hahahaha

  • @DreamsOfDying1314
    @DreamsOfDying1314 11 лет назад +3

    AWESOME!!!

  • @phillipbroussard5224
    @phillipbroussard5224 6 лет назад +1

    17 billion Scientologists on earth.....Lmao!!!

  • @SamuraiChris78
    @SamuraiChris78 7 лет назад +3

    This video is amazing! LMMFAO!

  • @MadNotAngry
    @MadNotAngry 10 лет назад +1

    The ending was especially telling. Funny, but sad, too.

  • @statixus
    @statixus 10 лет назад +4

    Good stuff.

  • @janicehurst8605
    @janicehurst8605 5 лет назад

    This is absolutely fabulous. I haven't giggled so much in ages.I admire all of you so much for your dedication to spreading the truth about the church of scientology to people throughout the world.😁

  • @tomquimby6432
    @tomquimby6432 7 лет назад +5

    When do I get to meet the aliens

    • @merricat3025
      @merricat3025 7 лет назад +9

      Tom Quimby I think it's after you pay them $250,000

  • @anonmonk
    @anonmonk 12 лет назад +1

    Too good...

  • @monakw
    @monakw 9 лет назад +3

    FANTAST!C !! LOL Thanks

  • @thomasbeattie2257
    @thomasbeattie2257 7 лет назад +4

    Tom Cruise is not gay... His boyfriend is but he is definatly not! lOL

  • @theendofwise8318
    @theendofwise8318 11 лет назад +2

    Haha! "...and giving weird massages!"

  • @restoremyhomenow6503
    @restoremyhomenow6503 7 лет назад +2

    That was absolutely Hilarious 😂

  • @anoni81b4u
    @anoni81b4u 10 лет назад +4

    I almost spit out my coffee at 1:59 LMAO

  • @ss7nake575
    @ss7nake575 10 лет назад

    'laughing inside'

  • @boomnaboom
    @boomnaboom 12 лет назад +2

    great stuff. that's the way to do it!

  • @kidcitylynnwood6324
    @kidcitylynnwood6324 7 лет назад +1

    By far the best one was the last one, lmao.

  • @joannieman7203
    @joannieman7203 10 лет назад +1

    Ha ha! Another goodie. Well done crew!

  • @SpookyStregaAL
    @SpookyStregaAL 7 лет назад

    -lack of my demographic.. Brilliant!!

  • @phoebsc5993
    @phoebsc5993 7 лет назад

    Slappy Dave is going to love this one for sure!

  • @babyolifantje
    @babyolifantje 11 лет назад +3

    Lol @ rinder "your own eyes"

  • @jmill5995
    @jmill5995 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit I was not expecting that ending 💀😂😂😂

  • @William666G
    @William666G 11 лет назад +2

    That was hilariously great!

  • @karenkasulke2294
    @karenkasulke2294 5 лет назад +1

    That guy at the end, though! 😂

  • @nixonagnew72
    @nixonagnew72 12 лет назад

    This is better than Scientology's Greatest Hits, new favorite vid on youtube.....perfectly cast and written.

  • @DOGakaDefenderOfGems
    @DOGakaDefenderOfGems 3 года назад +1

    Fucking brilliant...LOL...Nice chuckle...Thanks!

  • @resipsaloquitur854
    @resipsaloquitur854 Год назад

    "There's actually 17 billion Scientologists on planet earth..." I actually laughed out loud. Great stuff.

  • @John94709
    @John94709 9 лет назад +3

    Notice in all of these interviews with Scientologists, that they never get into their core beliefs regarding Zenu, and the alien souls being blown up around volcano's etc. They all blow off those questions and make it sound like those beliefs have been altered or taken out of context by non believers. Yet, none of their higher brass representatives explain the version of the story that they believe. The reason they all talk in circles is because they know how insane they sound to anyone outside of their delusional inner circle.

    • @juankenon
      @juankenon 9 лет назад +1

      You could say the same about any religion. Scientology has a monopoly on workable golden age tech to talk to ashtrays, not on on metaphysical fairy tales.

    • @TheDoLeMike1977
      @TheDoLeMike1977 9 лет назад

      Talk to ashtrays? Pathetic! I myself am a high priest of Lord Xenu. And for half the cost of Scientology courses I am able to use force telekinesis and am quite proficient in lightsaber combat. Xenu all the way, join his church today!

    • @hanksadmireraynrandismyfav9853
      @hanksadmireraynrandismyfav9853 4 года назад

      @@TheDoLeMike1977 I’m with the psychs. Medication to create a better you for a thousandth of the cost of Scientology. Also, If you know your Scientology lore, Xenu is their ENEMY.

  • @joralebedev8608
    @joralebedev8608 9 лет назад +2

    Excellent! Very, very funny.

  • @jaywunder13242
    @jaywunder13242 11 лет назад +2

    They must be counting body thetans.

  • @TheRisskee
    @TheRisskee 5 лет назад

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The last statement I just about died. LOL!

  • @TiberiusMaximus
    @TiberiusMaximus 9 лет назад +3

    Added to my favorites list! Also i need to know who the goddess is at 0:36, WOW! I am in love.

  • @javierlobos7197
    @javierlobos7197 7 лет назад +1

    im joining Scientology this week

  • @alexchalmers2680
    @alexchalmers2680 9 лет назад

    Your eyes! Love the Token at the end,luv yall

  • @Israelgal
    @Israelgal 9 лет назад +2

    The old guy is awesome!