Smash but everyone is their canon size...

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @TCNick3
    @TCNick3  Год назад +2312

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  • @nicolasherrera0
    @nicolasherrera0 Год назад +27831

    Knowing that canonically Kirby could eat any of these characters just makes him way more terrifying

    • @Lizombiez
      @Lizombiez Год назад +621

      He can't though is the thing, unless if he has the rainbow thingy

    • @Blubrightbro
      @Blubrightbro Год назад +281

      Small but scary

    • @rye7589
      @rye7589 Год назад +1847

      @@Lizombiez he's nerfed for gameplay, bro eats anything in cutscenes

    • @wind64a39
      @wind64a39 Год назад +491

      @Heracross He can eat a car without any outside help. It somehow working when he regurgitates it brings out way more questions, but it's probably better not to find out those answers.

    • @xiangliuthefox3071
      @xiangliuthefox3071 Год назад +112

      He is just so weird like some of the smaller characters here are just so tiny they're hard to hit they're hitbox is just tiny you could either be so big you stomp them out and they barely move the centimeter when they run a kilometer to their scale or they're like the size of carpet Kirby and one foot and they just duck under every hit instead of just being microscopic

  • @igottakirbranger8995
    @igottakirbranger8995 Год назад +10431

    Correction: Banjo is the size as a regular bear, it was confirmed. His world is just huge

    • @EmperorZ19
      @EmperorZ19 Год назад +653

      You mean his world is huge? Most NPCs and objects are much bigger than him

    • @Perbear213
      @Perbear213 Год назад +640

      He might be a bit shorter, an average adult grizzly bear stands at 9 feet, but there's an argument to say he's not fully grown yet being a teenager. The average length of a banjo is... well there's a couple sizes but they usually average about 27 inches, or just over 2 feet. So unless he got one custom made (also possible) he would have to be around 5-6 feet to present playing a banjo normally.

    • @igottakirbranger8995
      @igottakirbranger8995 Год назад +148

      @@EmperorZ19yeah, his world is big, typo

    • @oldkingcoal4376
      @oldkingcoal4376 Год назад +172

      That's kinda weird because there's a human at the end of B-K who's way taller than Banjo
      Humba Wumba is also taller than him

    • @EllaTrigger
      @EllaTrigger Год назад +6

      😂

  • @vicctretamaj
    @vicctretamaj Год назад +4180

    Kirby’s height actually got retconned in modern titles, he’s actually bigger in Forgotten Land, seeing a 90cm or 190cm Kirby is terrifying

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake Год назад +139

      Especially since Oshawott is only 50cm tall

    • @yoshifly2337
      @yoshifly2337 Год назад +338

      He grew up 😊

    • @Koyn8
      @Koyn8 Год назад +220

      @@yoshifly2337 he's 30 years old now

    • @PrDrNintendo
      @PrDrNintendo Год назад +215

      Given the size of characters like Adeleine, I don't think he really ever was 8 inches tall

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Год назад +126

      It would be funny to note that all the threats to Kirby’s world are around human height.

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink Год назад +1819

    Sonic being 3'3 is so funny to me.. like he's only able to kick some knees and bite people's ankles 💀

    • @Garden0flowr
      @Garden0flowr 11 месяцев назад +186

      It's absolutely hilarious, but that's what makes him scary in Sonic canon
      Hard to hit due to being tiny and faster than human senses can process things
      He's also able to use himself as a missile and break solid metal robots effortlessly

    • @BrickSquad924
      @BrickSquad924 8 месяцев назад +58

      Sonic: *Chihuahua mode activated*

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 5 месяцев назад +8

      Well he does fight knuckles

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 5 месяцев назад

      And lick their toes

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 5 месяцев назад +21

      Actually Sonic size makes him hard to hit so if your surname is Robotnik, then you don't find it funny, especially taking he is speed-based character.

  • @Skyeshadow3408
    @Skyeshadow3408 Год назад +10335

    I like how they acknowledge Ness is 5 feet and then say he's 4 foot 12

    • @user-kf3jy4bs3c
      @user-kf3jy4bs3c Год назад +596

      They have Wolf as 5’12

    • @lorenzopastorelli1114
      @lorenzopastorelli1114 Год назад +173

      Uh they the same thing lmao

    • @Skyeshadow3408
      @Skyeshadow3408 Год назад +482

      @@lorenzopastorelli1114 that's the point.

    • @spergalicious27
      @spergalicious27 Год назад

      @@lorenzopastorelli1114 the difference between 6 ft and 5'12 is actually astronomical. Those of us who are 5'12 and shorter get no bitches, but those 6ft and above drown in coochie

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 Год назад +35

      Close enough.

  • @Vernias
    @Vernias Год назад +15150

    Seeing a tiny Kirby and a giant Luma makes me incredibly happy

    • @guidemissile1494
      @guidemissile1494 Год назад +205

      What if... tiny bandanna dee?

    • @eriksvensk7356
      @eriksvensk7356 Год назад +17

      Yes med too

    • @eriksvensk7356
      @eriksvensk7356 Год назад +54

      @@guidemissile1494 yes.
      Just yes.
      (My brain could not fully process the question because that would be SO cute thereafter the weird answer lol)

    • @shinyeeveelution789
      @shinyeeveelution789 Год назад +41

      I'm pretty sure Kirby's been proven to not be 8 in. anymore... Wasn't there a texture release for something in forgotten land or smh...?

    • @ringtail2925
      @ringtail2925 Год назад +3

      That's what she said

  • @Wintercourse
    @Wintercourse Год назад +4053

    6:35 "Is this the size of an actual mouse."
    Also: "He's 1 foot."
    Imagine seeing a 1 foot tall mouse.

    • @jimmyslaughter6262
      @jimmyslaughter6262 Год назад +88

      Thought the same thing

    • @lunarkomet
      @lunarkomet Год назад +243

      His ears are half of his height

    • @ArchSchizo
      @ArchSchizo Год назад +186

      @@lunarkomet Animals sometimes get measured nose-to-tail, too. Tail, body, and ears on pichu are like 6 inches each.

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Год назад +132

      Them New York mice

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 Год назад +14

      You mean you haven't seen one?

  • @cheetahboi_yt
    @cheetahboi_yt Год назад +1020

    9:47
    Nick: Ash’s Pikachu must be f*cking massive!
    No, Ash is just f*cking 4’7”

    • @Jeljel-nh6fs
      @Jeljel-nh6fs 4 месяца назад +43

      He's (somehow still) 10 after all

    • @Dumbdumb-bg1uz
      @Dumbdumb-bg1uz 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Jeljel-nh6fsI’m 10 and I’m 5 feet💀

    • @Jeljel-nh6fs
      @Jeljel-nh6fs 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Dumbdumb-bg1uz He can be very short, people's length varies a lot between people. Or he is a late bloomer, and because he doesn't age, he doesn't bloom.

    • @Dumbdumb-bg1uz
      @Dumbdumb-bg1uz 3 месяца назад

      @@Jeljel-nh6fs I know it’s just stupid how I’m 5 feet

    • @HapsterHap
      @HapsterHap 2 месяца назад +2

      People not realizing these characters are based on typical Japanese heights kills me.

  • @mystrallsnowlight
    @mystrallsnowlight Год назад +2634

    See Kirby in 'canon' size, and knowing this small blob can inhale, destroy and wreck anything in existence, including entire battle-spaceship, giant artifact, entire planet and whole deity just simply terrifying

    • @rirururu4697
      @rirururu4697 Год назад +74

      What happens if Kirby one day grows 1 inch taller?

    • @vaelxn
      @vaelxn Год назад +111

      @@rirururu4697 the big crunch

    • @serhumano3692
      @serhumano3692 Год назад +95

      @@rirururu4697 the bite of 87

    • @thelordofchaos6470
      @thelordofchaos6470 Год назад +64

      But what if what we saw in game was just from Kirby's point of view? How big really are those bosses he fought compared to a normal sized human? How big is his universe? I loose sleep over this shit.

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits Год назад

      He's small because he's basically a giant amoeba with the power of a supermassive black hole.

  • @aChewyGummyBear
    @aChewyGummyBear Год назад +3759

    6:35 “is this the size of an actual mouse?” “That’s right. He’s 1 foot tall”
    y’all must have some Australian mice if the mice you see are 1 foot tall

    • @veracaide1373
      @veracaide1373 Год назад +102

      No?? Our mice here are much bigger than that. Maybe a baby mouse i guess?

    • @bok9596
      @bok9596 Год назад +30

      A mouse standing up tho ^^

    • @aChewyGummyBear
      @aChewyGummyBear Год назад +157

      @@bok9596 even then a mouse isn’t a foot tall. Maybe a f*cking enormous rat. But not a mouse

    • @caritahearts2405
      @caritahearts2405 Год назад +9

      It's including those big ears tho

    • @illford
      @illford Год назад +19

      ​@SebastianRodriguez-bs4whfoot long and foot tall aren't the same tho

  • @ilealwood
    @ilealwood Год назад +5006

    Watching Captain Falcon sweep kick Pichu summoned the mental image of a 6'3" man desperately trying to stomp out a mouse 😅

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 Год назад +84

      They should remake Mouse Hunt with John Cena, I'd watch the hell out of that

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon Год назад +27

      @@seanmadson8524 wow that's a blast from the past

    • @NoxilNobody
      @NoxilNobody Год назад

      OOOOOH SH*T! A RAT!

    • @snipidyclips4736
      @snipidyclips4736 Год назад +1

      AHW SHIT, A RAT!

    • @saikoice290
      @saikoice290 Год назад +6

      Ain’t falcon like 6’8?

  • @BasicallyMed
    @BasicallyMed Год назад +602

    10:30 they made her canonically bigger because they wanted her to be a "heavy-type" character in mario kart

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner 7 месяцев назад +55

      Yeah they made her like 7'04". She's like the same height as Boban Marjanovic.
      Correction. She's even taller than that!

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 2 месяца назад +4

      Thats a lame reason to change height. Creators should simply stop changing heights, lores, etc.
      I always go with the original height.

  • @rileyinscoe3558
    @rileyinscoe3558 Год назад +2620

    As a mobile user, I can indeed confirm it's very hard to see Kirby without zooming in

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 Год назад +32

      So glad to be able to zoom in now lol

    • @WheeledHamster
      @WheeledHamster Год назад +2

      Get a bigger phone.

    • @rileyinscoe3558
      @rileyinscoe3558 Год назад +48

      @@WheeledHamster if my phone gets any bigger it would be a fire kindle

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a Год назад +11

      @@rileyinscoe3558 Phones these days, amirite?

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd Год назад +17

      and then there's the singular pixel of shielded Ollimander

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky Год назад +6693

    Ganon isn't huge, but looks huge in his games, because he's fighting literal children and teenagers.

    • @AmnieKa
      @AmnieKa Год назад +466

      Not sure, I mean Gerudos tend to be super big

    • @toadvlogs2213
      @toadvlogs2213 Год назад +365

      Teens who are 16+ aren’t short though normally
      Edit: And often if they are short it is not because they are teenagers and their adult height will end up only a few inches at most taller than they were at 16.

    • @Exile_Sky
      @Exile_Sky Год назад +230

      @@toadvlogs2213 You actually don't finish all your growth until you are 20+. So while not tiny, humans aren't finished until around their mid 20s.

    • @biggiecheese2004
      @biggiecheese2004 Год назад +172

      Ganondorf is like 7 ft tall fym

    • @toadvlogs2213
      @toadvlogs2213 Год назад +97

      @@Exile_Sky Humans do not grow until their mid 20s. Humans brains are fully developed in their mid twenties though. Human males grow until 19-20.

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib Год назад +1648

    Banjo’s cannon size actually makes a weird amount of sense. He’s called a “Teddy bear” by actual baby Polar Bears in Freezezy Peak.

    • @dankmemewannabe
      @dankmemewannabe Год назад +187

      What if their words were racially motivated

    • @feferson492
      @feferson492 Год назад +80

      @@dankmemewannabe that'd be pretty based

    • @Mrnotpib
      @Mrnotpib Год назад +32

      Well it’s a good thing “bear” isn’t a race. Although he does race one of them.

    • @dankmemewannabe
      @dankmemewannabe Год назад +15

      @@Mrnotpib hmmm I could imagine bears being argued as some sort of race with races within it, seeing as the human race is composed of many separate races, idk what that perspective looks like in the bear world tho

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Год назад +13

      @@feferson492 To be fair, in an alternate universe, teddy bears were basically nazis in Conker's realm..

  • @RmR_Lame
    @RmR_Lame 5 месяцев назад +51

    King Dedede’s size making him look like he went to the Mario Universe, and accidentally ate a Mini Mushroom, was priceless

  • @fm_0523
    @fm_0523 Год назад +4613

    The fact that Kirby is canonically less than 1 foot makes his feats even more impressive.

    • @SonicMegaKing
      @SonicMegaKing Год назад +76

      I mean, considering his size, a human could bat all the enemies he's faces out of the air. Especially the ones shaped like bleeding eyeballs.

    • @ZAPRST8879
      @ZAPRST8879 Год назад +55

      ​@@SonicMegaKing yea true but at the same time kirby punch back a giant meteor capable of decimating a town (maybe small but not relevant) at LIGHT YEARS SPEED, a punch feom kirby would literally sends you to the sun in second and he is about massive ftl and even mkre impressive considering his size and metaknight just casually fly through galaxy with eases so yea even a crash fron a warp star would blow up the the entire universe due to physics

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 Год назад +24

      He's not, that's just bad localization, he is canonically 3-4 feet tall

    • @TheFirstAndLastObserver
      @TheFirstAndLastObserver Год назад +5

      @@SonicMegaKing not true, they would legit destroy anyone in their path, they’re true short kings. (Even though Kirby is the true short mvp.)

    • @Blazelaw
      @Blazelaw Год назад +2

      @@Eevee860 he’s 8 inches tall canonically

  • @kirbyx2573
    @kirbyx2573 Год назад +2211

    Ridley is a.. weird case of height. In the First Metroid he is just a bit taller then Samus, yet in the remake Zero Mission Ridley is suddenly like over double Samus height.. either way mega cool video!

    • @PBandJ21
      @PBandJ21 Год назад +165

      He might just have been smaller due to technical limits since it was on the nes

    • @dynamichunter843
      @dynamichunter843 Год назад +64

      @@PBandJ21 yup they could only have so many sprites and so many animations

    • @randomcommenter6498
      @randomcommenter6498 Год назад +79

      Bowser is kinda similar although still more consistent with his height. In the original 2d games he was barely taller than Mario, but he’s much bigger in mario 64. Of course he can also be the size of Godzilla in certain games, but those aren’t very representative of his normal height.

    • @scipion3679
      @scipion3679 Год назад +42

      Even in the same game, his size is inconsistent. In Metroid Prime 3, you face him twice. The first time, he's big enough to swallow Samus. The second time, he's smaller. I think it's his Super Metroid size in this video

    • @PlumbumJelly
      @PlumbumJelly Год назад +31

      I ran into a similar issue with Dedede. In games like Kirby's Dream Land and Return to Dream Land, he's not much taller than Kirby, but in games like Super Star and Squeak Squad, he's about 3 times taller. It's weird.

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 Год назад +1769

    Olimar is literally an inch tall. And that's with the antenna on his helmet.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 Год назад +175

      so small he has to carry a bottle cap with two hands

    • @Electro4890
      @Electro4890 Год назад +120

      @@Underworlder5 He can use a bottle cap as a house bro wdym CARRY?

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 Год назад +21

      @@Electro4890 you can see it in the pikmin 2 intro

    • @Electro4890
      @Electro4890 Год назад +4

      @@Underworlder5 It was a joke

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 Год назад +3

      @@Electro4890 ah, okay

  • @timeforgottenprince8271
    @timeforgottenprince8271 Год назад +388

    5:34 good luck not laughing to that.

    • @_Yousirname
      @_Yousirname 7 месяцев назад +5

      XD

    • @bred_not
      @bred_not 4 месяца назад +4

      Waddle waddle

    • @derekthereactor9196
      @derekthereactor9196 4 месяца назад +5

      It was too cute to not laugh 😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 4 месяца назад

      NYYYYOOOOOOM

    • @judemorgan1798
      @judemorgan1798 4 месяца назад +3

      @timeforgottenprince8271 LOL just as I watched it. But I can't tell if it's from how funny the scene was or how they were laughing and that it was contagious. 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤧🤧

  • @bigcomfycouchh
    @bigcomfycouchh Год назад +3335

    The King Dedede “waddle waddle” absolutely KILLED ME 😂😂😂
    edit: dude i didn’t know this would get so many likes!! glad yall have the same sense of humor

  • @magnitude10199
    @magnitude10199 Год назад +5789

    It makes me unreasonably happy that Daisy is 5'11" as a 6 foot tall redheaded woman 😂

    • @lucifersam7946
      @lucifersam7946 Год назад +451

      Are you single?

    • @ratedr7845
      @ratedr7845 Год назад +673

      @@lucifersam7946 bro 😂

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 Год назад +286

      nobody has been downer or badder than I am down bad right now

    • @supernovaskies5044
      @supernovaskies5044 Год назад +72

      Representation matters

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 Год назад +69

      weirdly makes sense I mean have you seen the humans in Mario Odyssey? shes most likely average for a girl or even below it in that world.

  • @IgnanielOoga
    @IgnanielOoga Год назад +1630

    I cracked up at 5:35 "and then he waddled away" 🤣😂

  • @benamisai-kham5892
    @benamisai-kham5892 Год назад +184

    "this is gonna be horrible for people watching on their phone"
    -me watching a speck dash across the screen- ; olimar.

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 Год назад +1937

    "why is lucario so short, he's like literally a child"
    *cuts to a size comparison where he's about the height of a ten-year-old child*

    • @thegames4565
      @thegames4565 Год назад +103

      The legends arceus protag is canonically 15 tho

    • @Bashuraptor
      @Bashuraptor Год назад +54

      And most ten year olds are usually taller than 4'

    • @Jasdewisafarmer
      @Jasdewisafarmer Год назад +6

      They're questioning why is the height in accurate to canon

    • @kaseymeijer2128
      @kaseymeijer2128 Год назад +44

      @@Jasdewisafarmer Pokédex sizes are averages might be why

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Год назад +6

      @@thegames4565 Estimated to be 15 by Cyllene anyway

  • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
    @mackenziewoloschuk7375 Год назад +511

    The tiny characters are just the embodiments of "I'm three ounces of whoop-ass!"

  • @trs4184
    @trs4184 Год назад +645

    Mario in Super Mario Galaxy was made smaller so that he would fit in a spherical hitbox, which they had to start using so that their new gravity systems would work right. Jasper has a really good video about it.

    • @MrL1193
      @MrL1193 Год назад +90

      That sounds very similar to how Mario is supposedly chubby because the creators of the Donkey Kong arcade games wanted him to be roughly box-shaped for collision detection. Guess some things never change.

  • @Trench_Thumb
    @Trench_Thumb Год назад +115

    Hearing their reaction of Dedede's size is priceless no matter how many times i hear it

  • @TrueReverse74
    @TrueReverse74 Год назад +1856

    5:35 Bro, this had me howling with laughter

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton Год назад +611

    0:09 Ridley is actually the only character with correct canon size because he’s not from any Metroid game. He’s a new version of Ridley made specifically for Smash.

    • @foxmccloudizsexy
      @foxmccloudizsexy Год назад +114

      Same can be said for every character in this game.
      Smash isn't canon, and with your logic every character will have the correct height because Sakurai said so.

    • @ValToadstool
      @ValToadstool Год назад +69

      @@foxmccloudizsexy the difference is that Ridley's specific design in ultimate is original to smash

    • @squee-g1658
      @squee-g1658 Год назад +15

      @@ValToadstool thats neat. Like pit in brawl

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад +11

      @@ValToadstool Also Ridley is a transhuman (transdragon?) space pirate who seems to make new bodies for himself all the time.

    • @andrewt329
      @andrewt329 Год назад +24

      @@ValToadstool
      I feel like that's still a reach.
      Yeah, Ridley's design in Smash is not straight from one of the games (Though it's PRETTY close to his Super Metroid sprite), but that criteria still applies to a lot of characters in the game to varying degrees.
      Like Bowser's design in Smash isn't pulled directly from any particular game. Like Ridley, he's just got most of the recognizable features, but has a few tweaks to look more fierce or realistic or capable of doing all the things a fighter in Smash is supposed to do.

  • @meliodas197
    @meliodas197 Год назад +1050

    Imagine seeing a mouse in your house and it hits you with a lightning bolt, thats the equivalent to having a pichu
    Edit: Dang 1K likes thats the most I've ever had thanks yall

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Год назад +74

      If you have a 1 ft tall mouse I think you're screwed anyways

    • @meliodas197
      @meliodas197 Год назад +6

      @@solsystem1342 true

    • @meliodas197
      @meliodas197 Год назад +12

      but its worse when he uses thunder bolt on you

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Год назад +3

      @@solsystem1342 How about a 95 ft. tall mouse?

    • @vilxxblack2472
      @vilxxblack2472 Год назад +7

      @@solsystem1342 If you are going against 1 ft tall mice you are in an RPG game my guy.

  • @-BenGaming-
    @-BenGaming- 9 месяцев назад +35

    “Lucario looks like a middle school child”
    Yeah I know so many middle school child’s that are THREE ELEVEN 😂😂😂 I was that tall when I was like 6 broooo

  • @MizunoKetsuban
    @MizunoKetsuban Год назад +510

    I was skeptical on how well the sizes actually scaled, but ROB really made it clear how off the scaling is. I've seen ROB irl and there is no chance in hell it would look that small compared to someone nearly 4 feet tall

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 Год назад +81

      Yeah, the mod maker probably picked random scaling factors and called it a day.

    • @PieMan061
      @PieMan061 Год назад +126

      I have a feeling the mod maker just assumed the base height for all characters was the same and used a single scaling, rather than accounting for the fact the characters in the game are already different sizes.

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum Год назад +2

      Also a chonky boy can look pretty big

    • @giovanni545
      @giovanni545 Год назад +3

      Please dont say hell so casually

    • @beepboop2021
      @beepboop2021 Год назад +81

      @@giovanni545 if the word hell offends you, you probably should just stick to christian tv channels and not youtube lmao

  • @axelperez2917
    @axelperez2917 Год назад +787

    I think that Kirby being so tiny was sort of reconned in Kirby and the forgotten land

    • @RedTHedge
      @RedTHedge Год назад +86

      Pretty sure that height reference also portrayed him having a skeleton, too.

    • @shinyeeveelution789
      @shinyeeveelution789 Год назад +90

      I think there was a texture release that says the heights of a normal human. Like, "you must been (enter human height in cm. here) to get on this ride."

    • @cubeman9766
      @cubeman9766 Год назад +77

      @@RedTHedge thats a separate thing
      also dreamland 3 shows kirby being 2 feet
      and forgotten land borderline confirmed it
      not only with the amusement ride but also kirby being a 3rd of the size of the vending machine which all of them are 6 feet
      btw meta knight is about 2 and a half feet
      and dededes scaling is still works where dedede us twice of kirbys size
      so at least 4'
      its still right for this video because it came out before forgotten land
      but still
      they definitely grew

    • @FreelanceGenie
      @FreelanceGenie Год назад +11

      @@cubeman9766 This video was posted 6 hours ago...

    • @cubeman9766
      @cubeman9766 Год назад +10

      @@FreelanceGenie i ment game but im not gonna change it

  • @ZekoNeko12
    @ZekoNeko12 Год назад +720

    I was like "wow Ness is tall for a kid" but then I remember that he's still taller than me, an adult.

    • @erevanthegamer4141
      @erevanthegamer4141 Год назад +72

      Well I believe Ness is 12 / 13 years old, which means he's pretty much at the average height for his age. What confuses people is he looks younger than he really is.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Год назад +4

      @@erevanthegamer4141 he looks his age.

    • @Mello_Gelo
      @Mello_Gelo Год назад +5

      Nah your just short

    • @playz_J
      @playz_J Год назад +3

      ​@@erevanthegamer4141 the dutchies broke the average height for 12 years olds😂

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Год назад +5

      @@erevanthegamer4141 The whole game he comes from is chibi though. Even adults with gray hair have cute little faces like that.

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 10 месяцев назад +8

    I like this, because Pichu's size was actually important to balancing, because Pichu was so small that his self damaging actually wasn't enough to offset the size and speed he had, so they kept making him bigger. I don't know if they ended up making Pichu unironically bigger than Pikachu.

  • @hioman
    @hioman Год назад +177

    Fun fact. According to kirby and the forgotten lands, kirby is actually 2 ft tall. The same result you get when measuring him against Samus in Kirby's dreamland 3
    Now, almost every other kirby game has him at 8 in, but the ones that do are never cannon (like smash melee)

    • @kaelhyun2401
      @kaelhyun2401 Год назад +6

      Sakurai created Kirby i think he knows how big his own creation is

    • @hioman
      @hioman Год назад +16

      @@kaelhyun2401 yeah, but he also only made 4 games. 3 very average games, and a racing spinoff. Kumazaki definitely has more authority over this than Sakurai

    • @shyguyrocks1
      @shyguyrocks1 Год назад +3

      @@hioman Ehhh. We need actual confirmation before we start claiming he's 2 feet tall.
      The measurements in Kirby's world are all wack anyways. Light-years being used for sml planetoids which would make them larger than solar systems for the meteor baseball minigame, megatons being needed to crack the whole planet, and 999 meters being the depth needed to reach the other side of the planet.

  • @xxrmartinez98xx
    @xxrmartinez98xx Год назад +874

    Whoa TCNick and Poppt1. You just know you're in for a good video.

    • @PixelShiftss
      @PixelShiftss Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @nagol37
      @nagol37 Год назад +1

      How is this comment an hour before the video

    • @PixelShiftss
      @PixelShiftss Год назад +1

      @@nagol37 members probably

  • @Ms.Chalice-TheLegendary
    @Ms.Chalice-TheLegendary Год назад +915

    Olimar is is literally known for being the smallest Nintendo character 😂

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +11

      And that’s why he is the weakest character ever because he would not even be noticed by anyone

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ Год назад +14

      Olimar is only an eighth the size of a strawberry lmao

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +19

      @Dooby64 but they are also tiny so wtf are they gonna do? Tickle them? Other guys are like an aot titan to him

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +3

      @Dooby64 yea but like an aot titan yea that would reck them

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +3

      @Dooby64 yea but they SLICE the necks not hit it with leaves or flowers or buds.

  • @insanity-craftus1463
    @insanity-craftus1463 Год назад +71

    3:44 This is Olimar. Olimar says hi.

  • @TheMysteriousLJ
    @TheMysteriousLJ Год назад +687

    Ness being 5 foot makes sense considering he’s canonically 13 years old even though he looks younger.

    • @lambtoken2708
      @lambtoken2708 Год назад +57

      Mother series has chibi artstyle, everyone looks like that

    • @TheMysteriousLJ
      @TheMysteriousLJ Год назад +17

      @@lambtoken2708 yeah, and that’s what i love about the game, besides the story and characters

    • @Shadoboy
      @Shadoboy Год назад +19

      Similarily, Young LInk has about the average height for his age, since he's canonically 9 years old in OoT.

    • @tomfooIeryz
      @tomfooIeryz Год назад +2

      @@Shadoboy i was 4’10 at 9

    • @TheAwesomeMiner99
      @TheAwesomeMiner99 Год назад +2

      @@tomfooIeryzwell that’s extremely tall for a 9 year old

  • @joshuawhitaker2913
    @joshuawhitaker2913 Год назад +220

    “Life isn’t worth living if you’re this small”
    I am crushed

  • @kathybennett5502
    @kathybennett5502 Год назад +310

    Some of these guys are definitely smaller than they should be (like pichu being 1 foot but barely being above kazuyas ankles) but it's a great concept with a lot of effort put in and I applaud that

    • @RedTHedge
      @RedTHedge Год назад +14

      Mario's a lot taller. Doing the math compared to New Donkers, he should be around Sonic's height.

    • @theshadeow5103
      @theshadeow5103 Год назад +2

      @@RedTHedge fun fact: Mario’s height never changes in any Mario games (compared to koopas and the like)

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 Год назад +27

      ​@@theshadeow5103 actually it changes all the time, what with the Super Mushrooms doubling his height and all

    • @stephanos6128
      @stephanos6128 Год назад +11

      its mainly cus everyone has varying proportions irrelevant to any other character unless theyre part of the same universe. ie Bayonetta is around 9 to 11 Heads tall which puts her at more than 6'10ft in reality. her legs are very long too.
      Wolf who is also around her height, is 4 to 5 1/2 heads tall, which is the proportions of a *child* so he's technically the the size of a giant child, in reakity his head height would put him closer to Ness' height who is 3-4 heads tall.
      If Bayo was in StarFox's universe and made to BE apart of that world, she'd also be around 5 heads tall proportionally. Her head expanded, and her legs and arms shortened ect but would still be designed in a way to make her taller than Wolf.
      (i chose Bayonetta cus her proportions are INSANE, despite her realistic artstyle. Samus has this same principle and she is closer to Wolf's height, her proportiins are longer than his making her look taller. )
      this image shows what I mean with heights vs proportions.
      i.pinimg.com/originals/46/41/94/4641943792b92a90837ab9eb52db0948.jpg
      headsize also plays a roll, Bayonetta has a small head so 5 Bayonetta heads tall looks different from 5 Wolf Heads tall, Wolf in her world would also be designed to be 9 heads tall. his head would also probably shrink.
      so thats why Wolf would look waaay shorter despite him and Bayo being similar in height.

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 Год назад +9

      @@Gamebuilder2000 Regular Mario is canonically 5'1. Small mario, mini mario, and mega mario are all by technicality non canon heights.

  • @CalebLLShow
    @CalebLLShow Год назад +41

    One thing that’s interesting is the smaller a character becomes the faster it runs
    What if you made a mod that not only makes them canon size but canon running walking ability too
    Little Kirby would be running for like 10 mins to get across the stage LOL 😂

    • @ridisberg
      @ridisberg Месяц назад +1

      Man watching Olimar take 3-4 business days to get across the platform would be hilarious

  • @vegito8478
    @vegito8478 Год назад +246

    Captain Falcon fighting Pichu is just the Smash version of "Oh shit, a rat!"

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss Год назад +217

    This just makes Kirby even more terrifying.

  • @Mr.Pyromaniac
    @Mr.Pyromaniac Год назад +724

    Ness got labeled as 4'12"
    Also Mario is confirmed as 5'4"

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Год назад +23

      The hell 5'4?? Bro I'm 5'7-5'8, I remember Mario being 5'1, Luigi 5-7 or 5-9, Bowser 8-9ft tall.

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Год назад +116

      @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Bowser is whatever height he feels like being at the moment

    • @distilledpizza
      @distilledpizza Год назад +17

      everywhere i look it says mario is 5'1. not sure what you found that says he's 5'4

    • @Akura_SSB_Skullgirls
      @Akura_SSB_Skullgirls Год назад +5

      Wolf also got labeled at 5'12" as well

    • @DEFC0NZER0
      @DEFC0NZER0 Год назад +2

      Bro, that's just barely the height of Tom Cruise

  • @LuisCruz-ic3sh
    @LuisCruz-ic3sh Месяц назад +18

    5:35 got me laughing so hard

    • @CorbinCalvert
      @CorbinCalvert 3 дня назад

      @@LuisCruz-ic3sh and he saddled away waddle waddle

  • @radekvaverka8921
    @radekvaverka8921 Год назад +501

    The reason Lucario looks big in the games is because he’s standing next to small children. Next to an adult man, he’s small

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th Год назад +178

    Nick saying Lucario isn’t as short as a child in Arceus while comparing him to a child and showing us they’re the same height is such a wtf moment.

    • @EmperorZ19
      @EmperorZ19 Год назад +38

      He's taller than the child though, and a 10 year old child is typically 50-59 inches compared to Lucario's official 47. So there is a bit of a disparity

    • @InfiniteThePhantomJackal
      @InfiniteThePhantomJackal Год назад +7

      @@EmperorZ19 SWSH and SCVI protags are both taller than Lucario. PLA protagonist is just really short

    • @calebgoodman3028
      @calebgoodman3028 Год назад +8

      @@EmperorZ19 Even then, the child they used for the comparison is 15 so it’s an even bigger disparity. That and they can come in different sizes.

    • @The-Determined-Ninja
      @The-Determined-Ninja Год назад +7

      @@EmperorZ19 That's because there's *_size varience_* in Pokémon, that Lucario that he showed is simply _larger_ than the *average* 3'11 Lucario. Alpha Pokémon for instance are practically *_Twice_* the average size.

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences Год назад +1

      @@LittleSylveon Way before that actually, as far back as gen 3 (the original Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire) there was size variation in each species. There are actually even a couple of trainers in gen 3 that want you to catch one size extreme or the other of certain pokemon and reward you rather handsomely if you can present a specimen that meets their criteria. I think the size variation in gen 3 might have actually been more extreme than what we see in Arceus; using Gardevoir as an example, gen 3 let Gardevoir be as short as 94cm or as tall as 233cm, while Gardevoir in Arceus only got as short as 128cm and even including alphas they only got as tall as 256 cm.

  • @LiesieM
    @LiesieM Год назад +425

    I really enjoyed the little jokes edited in. They were well-timed, contextual, and made me laugh out loud more than once.

    • @zzz-1
      @zzz-1 Год назад +9

      the duck song part killed me 😭

    • @oconnorwilliam01
      @oconnorwilliam01 Год назад

      ​@@zzz-1me too and the 'wheee!'

  • @Shrock568
    @Shrock568 Год назад +43

    5:35 could not get enough of this part😂

  • @GamingintheAM0801
    @GamingintheAM0801 Год назад +667

    Kinda bummed you guys didn't pick Cloud at one point. A lot of people seem surprised to learn he's on the short side (canonically 5'7").

    • @troydenbrum2979
      @troydenbrum2979 Год назад +84

      Because showing a 5'7 character against a bunch of 6 foot ones makes great content for anyone but cloud fans....

    • @cajunking5987
      @cajunking5987 Год назад +7

      Pretty tall for a child…

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 Год назад +83

      @@cajunking5987 Cloud is 21.

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 Год назад +11

      @@troydenbrum2979 Not saying it had to be a significant portion of the video. Just a few seconds would have been neat.

    • @cajunking5987
      @cajunking5987 Год назад +5

      @@GamingintheAM0801 wat? Really?

  • @Triggaheartz
    @Triggaheartz Год назад +248

    “Imagine seeing a mouse in your house and you just front flip kick him” I BOUT CRIEDDD laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dat_dylov_tho
    @dat_dylov_tho Год назад +374

    5:35 bro got the whole squad laughing
    ya love to see it

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ Год назад +39

      And he waddled away, waddle waddle

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 Год назад +21

      @@ShwappaJ till the very next day!

    • @elivil
      @elivil Год назад +12

      @@bobandmrmecaleb5873 waddle waddle

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 Год назад +14

      @@elivilAnd he waddled away, waddle waddle.
      to the very next day!
      Bom, Bom, Bom!

    • @elivil
      @elivil Год назад +6

      @@bobandmrmecaleb5873 and he waddled away

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:15 "is too big! HE DOESN'T FIT"

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 Год назад +179

    Smash with canon sizes needs to be it's own game.

    • @buincqv67
      @buincqv67 Год назад +6

      Or just a settings feature that we can toggle canon sizes on and off when setting up a match, so if someone wanted to they could use canon sizes for their character while someone else chooses not to use it

    • @xXJelly11Xx
      @xXJelly11Xx Год назад

      @@buincqv67 Thatd be nice but I don’t know how the hit boxes would work if one had them on and one had them off

    • @korsekil
      @korsekil Год назад

      Only if the larger characters get an advantage. Maybe increase their HP or damage.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 5 месяцев назад

      @@korsekil They seem pretty effective anyway.

  • @joshcarbine2191
    @joshcarbine2191 Год назад +73

    Ness being 5' makes sense. He is 13 according to the official guide referenced in a post game note. His birthday being a week after the end of the game, so not sure if he is turning 13 or 14. Either way 5' is fairly normal.

    • @toadvlogs2213
      @toadvlogs2213 Год назад

      True

    • @radiozap2717
      @radiozap2717 Год назад +5

      he's turning 13! i think his dad specifically says he hopes to be home for his 13th birthday

  • @Takapon218
    @Takapon218 Год назад +153

    "Kirby is 8 inches tall canonically"
    He's like... almost as big as a car in the newest game 😔

    • @SpacePotatoJTASP
      @SpacePotatoJTASP Год назад +23

      No, he just ate a car

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 Год назад +10

      Cleary, it's just a smaller dimension where cars are Kirby sized.

    • @DocTime56
      @DocTime56 Год назад +2

      Maybe that’s just a pretty small car

    • @user-ye6fp7kl1o
      @user-ye6fp7kl1o Год назад +1

      Maybe everything in the Kirby games are just small? Bc that's the only thing that makes sense to me if Kirby is that small

    • @Takapon218
      @Takapon218 Год назад +1

      @@SpacePotatoJTASPhe didn't eat a car, he got stuck on it. But he's about the height of a car's door handle. We also see him in relation to a vending machine.

  • @jakensmn5615
    @jakensmn5615 2 месяца назад +3

    6:20 pichu is a baby pokémon, you can’t encounter it in the wild, only hatch, unless you’re talking abt the other games

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 Год назад +143

    Interestingly when Ridley is under the effect of a super mushroom he is actually closer to his canon size in the games.

    • @graceholbert2126
      @graceholbert2126 Год назад +12

      Indeed very interesting that a Super Mushroom makes him bigger.

  • @ignis2638
    @ignis2638 Год назад +58

    Fun fact, in Mario Galaxy, in order to make Mario able to move around with the gravity they made his hitbox a circle because a oval has clipping issues which is why he is so short in that game

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 Год назад +91

    Putting the Duck Song over small DeDeDe’s run was hilariously genius

  • @Revon-Feuer
    @Revon-Feuer Год назад +8

    Kirby: Vore
    Also Kirby: not even a foot tall

  • @jrg14961
    @jrg14961 Год назад +328

    That coin toss at 12:00 had me grabbing my inhaler

    • @EggEgg-
      @EggEgg- Год назад +7

      60 likes but no replies?,
      Let me fix that

    • @Training_Wheels
      @Training_Wheels Год назад +2

      What else did you grab ?

    • @Training_Wheels
      @Training_Wheels Год назад +2

      @@EggEgg-
      What else did ya fix ?

    • @EggEgg-
      @EggEgg- Год назад +1

      @@Training_Wheels You fixed 2 stuff

    • @Training_Wheels
      @Training_Wheels Год назад

      @@EggEgg-
      Be sure to *SMASH* that like button !!!
      👉👉👉👉👍👈👈👈👈

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness Год назад +76

    I’ve always found it funny that Sephiroth is viewed as this unstoppable colossus in FF7, he towers over all the other characters except Barret, and then you find out he’s only 6’1”. That’s pretty tall, but not super tall compared to other tall characters.

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 Год назад +25

      That's because the rest of the cast have average Japanese heights. Female is 5'3", male is 5'6"

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 Год назад +28

      Tallest Japanese man vs average Slav man

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 Год назад +13

      Cloud is a manlet, that's why his hair is so tall

    • @howisthis8849
      @howisthis8849 Год назад +1

      The fact that Captain Falcon and ZSS are both taller than Sephiroth is very funny to me

    • @mcraig2465
      @mcraig2465 Год назад +1

      Bro I'm 6'2" and I do not feel tall.

  • @beauwildgaming
    @beauwildgaming Год назад +8

    Imagine front-flip-dropkicking a mouse in your house! "DIE, YOU DEMON! SLAM!" Poppt's accent made it even better for me as an American! "Slaym!" Great vid as always, you two!

  • @ModelAAA90
    @ModelAAA90 Год назад +91

    5:30
    I lost it… I just LOST it… 😆😂🤣 🐧

  • @NanachiKirby
    @NanachiKirby Год назад +56

    Im honestly wanting a mod that gives the characters their canonical strength. I'd kill to see Isabelle doing absolutely nothing.

    • @ednamode9048
      @ednamode9048 Год назад +38

      Lore accurate bayo, sonic and Kirby would be terrifying

    • @Mac1081
      @Mac1081 Год назад +6

      @@ednamode9048bro, EVERY Mario character would destroy every other character.

    • @onioncutterninja1535
      @onioncutterninja1535 Год назад +8

      @@Mac1081 ok but wouldn't kirby literally just need to swallow someone to make them lose a stock?

    • @Mac1081
      @Mac1081 Год назад +4

      @@onioncutterninja1535 Mario literally can’t Lose though, god himself said Mario can’t lose.

    • @onioncutterninja1535
      @onioncutterninja1535 Год назад +1

      ​@@Mac1081Mario is the chosen one, the one stomp man

  • @jackmagnium6115
    @jackmagnium6115 Год назад +289

    5:35 and he waddled away
    had me laughing tears

  • @superassociationofdurrburg8419
    @superassociationofdurrburg8419 10 месяцев назад +11

    9:00 Kinda angry that Enderman wasn't taller than Steve.

    • @GryphonWyng
      @GryphonWyng 4 месяца назад +1

      @@superassociationofdurrburg8419 Same, based on their in-game height they should be ~9 ft.

  • @daybreak0968
    @daybreak0968 Год назад +117

    5:24 that was VERY funny(especially with the tiny penguin walk).

  • @theinktician
    @theinktician Год назад +130

    Sonic looks like he's in an actual Sonic game at this height lmao

  • @pixelpowergaming
    @pixelpowergaming Год назад +238

    You should try to make the characters have canonical power but in smash. For example, you could make Mewtwo deal tons of % whilst Rob deals no %.

    • @reggienullator
      @reggienullator Год назад +83

      Kirby characters would one shot almost everybody, with no one being able to beat Kirby

    • @fartman1314
      @fartman1314 Год назад +4

      @@reggienullator agreed

    • @pixelpowergaming
      @pixelpowergaming Год назад +13

      @@reggienullator that makes funnier content

    • @esrever6948
      @esrever6948 Год назад +39

      @@reggienullator
      fun fact: wario and kirby are the only characters who canonically cannot die.

    • @drumo2273
      @drumo2273 Год назад +59

      @@esrever6948 Best part is that in Wario's case, bro can't die for the simple fact that he *refuses* to.

  • @danielkostenko8189
    @danielkostenko8189 Год назад +24

    You guys should do 2 canonical Olimars vs each other

  • @leightontang8816
    @leightontang8816 Год назад +78

    Poppt1: I'm like 5'11
    Also Poppt1: Looks notably shorter than HopCat who also claims 5'11

  • @nubnoobsly
    @nubnoobsly Год назад +82

    I think the canonical height inconsistency is because they’re all supposed to be trophies, like amiibos

    • @smward87
      @smward87 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah people either forgot or weren't born yet when the original Smash Bros showed that all the characters are just figurines fighting each other.

  • @opbattleaxe8744
    @opbattleaxe8744 Год назад +49

    Pyra flip is such a stellar celebratory move. She looks so happy that she pulled it off lol.

  • @ThatDevilBrony
    @ThatDevilBrony Год назад +21

    Tiny Dedede was already funny on its own, but the addition of “and he waddled away~” from the Duck Song fucking killed me LMAO

  • @GullyBull
    @GullyBull Год назад +80

    I would love to see an inkling with this mod, as their height is a mystery due to evidence pointing in different directions (one piece of evidence will say that the inklings are 1 cm, while another says they are human height)

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Год назад +18

      We do have the Eiffel tower as a comparison, which puts them in around human height. (ingame lore bits may be misleading because some of them are based on speculation by squid scientists: the visual history of evolution of squids was retconned in Splatoon 3 with the alterna files showing the presumably true history of Splatoon.)

    • @gerardoalexandergarciamend7053
      @gerardoalexandergarciamend7053 Год назад +2

      What is the evidence pointing to 1 cm?

    • @diamondaurathewitch7124
      @diamondaurathewitch7124 Год назад +4

      @@gerardoalexandergarciamend7053 the items in octo expansion as for their height, I remember them being like 4, 9 I believe? They were around 5 feet as inklings and octolings could jump 5 feet.

    • @GullyBull
      @GullyBull Год назад +5

      @@gerardoalexandergarciamend7053 floating n64 cartridges around the levels in octo expansion might either be a giant cartridge or if its normal size, then because that n64 cartridge is so big, then the inkling and octoling size must be around 1 cm…

    • @dragonite3531
      @dragonite3531 Год назад +5

      @@GullyBull They said in an interview marina and pearl's height which are 5'10 and 4'9 so the humans could just be big or the cartridge isn't lore related

  • @lawyerchris911
    @lawyerchris911 Год назад +65

    The fact Kirby is tiny but literally fights gods 💀💀

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 Год назад +179

    10:00 man, could you imagine a "canonical strength" mod? The amount of research that'd have to go into making that would be insane.
    A good start would be making a scale, so like let's say a Mario punch is 10P strong, but certain moves would apply to characters differently. Like, Joker's gun could probably kill Bowser so you'd give it a huge score like 500P, right? But then it doesn't affect Samus terribly. But Shulk's sword could insta-kill Samus, and it's probably only like 300P strong. You'd start to have to take physics into account, and it's only a bigger rabbit hole from there.

    • @Tigressa101
      @Tigressa101 Год назад +19

      Canonical strength would be so op for characters like Bowser and King K. Rool though. Hell, the reason DK can go against the Kremlings is because he's incredibly strong too. Both kings would be one-hit monsters against characters like the Pokémon and melee weapon holders.

    • @alumag_
      @alumag_ Год назад +27

      @@Tigressa101You are thinking way too small. Kirby fights an eldritch horror every Tuesday because his cake was stolen, Bayonetta fights Archangels as mini-bosses, Joker summoned Satan to kill a false god that was in the middle of combining multiple realities into one, every single one of the pokemon can survive attacks from the animalistic personifications and creators of time, space, death, life, and reality, Sonic can exist outside of reality and rewrite universes. A canonical power mod would basically make every character besides Kirby and Sonic useless, and even then Sonic is getting carried by his feats in the Archie comics.

    • @Tigressa101
      @Tigressa101 Год назад +11

      @@alumag_ "Canonical strength" they said. In terms of powers, yes, King K. Rool and Bowser wouldn't have anything. Physical strength, like one punch to another, gun against flesh, that's a whole different setup and that's what the OP meant. You'd be right in a different argument, you just misinterpreted what we were going for. Sonic punches Bowser, not much is going to happen. Bowser punches Sonic, a lot of bones broken and possibly killed. Joker shoots Bowser with a gun, Bowser will either be hurt or if in the heart or head, dead. He's not bulletproof.

    • @AmericanBrit9834
      @AmericanBrit9834 Год назад +7

      @@Tigressa101 He's survived a supernova, pretty sure he is

    • @Treemotan
      @Treemotan Год назад +9

      Joker's gun would be tricky, since canonically its strength is context-sensitive. In the cognitive world, it's perceived as a real gun by their enemies so it works like a real gun. But in reality, it's just an extremely detailed airsoft model.

  • @Tekunoburedo
    @Tekunoburedo Год назад +55

    "then he waddled away" had me rolling on the floor 5:35

  • @silverthehero1295
    @silverthehero1295 Год назад +51

    The sizes in old Pokédexes were really more like averages. In Legends:Arceus, even not including alphas, sizes can vary quite a bit.

    • @Shrina_Dracis
      @Shrina_Dracis Год назад +5

      I remember that one side-quest where you have to catch a buizel that was bigger than this one person's buizel...

    • @DrAkunoPhD
      @DrAkunoPhD Год назад +5

      He’s also forgetting that ash is a 10 year old and we play 10 year olds in the game

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon Год назад

      @@Shrina_Dracis wonder what, >w> other, purposes he had for wanting a,

    • @zeyx3795
      @zeyx3795 Год назад +1

      @@DrAkunoPhD Your 15 in Legends Arceus though

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid Год назад +1

      @@DrAkunoPhD We really don't though. People think that BECAUSE of Ash. Red was like 12, which is also true of most of the protags after him, and in later games we had outright confirmed teenagers, with X and Y's even being suggested to be as old as 18 or 19. The closest to actually 10 the main character has ever been is Sun and Moon, which featured protags who were said to have just turned 11.

  • @iamgoo8816
    @iamgoo8816 Год назад +161

    Poppt1 2022: "Life isn't worth living when you're that small"
    Me standing at 5'2": 🥺

    • @mroffice8166
      @mroffice8166 Год назад +14

      Well, you aren't that small then.
      No worries

    • @Aostrele
      @Aostrele Год назад +9

      You’re massive compared to Olimar

    • @Felipera_
      @Felipera_ Год назад +2

      Grow up

  • @ceeemgee03
    @ceeemgee03 Год назад +35

    Pretty sure Kirby being 8 inches tall got retconned as soon as 25 years ago lol. Samus Aran and Adeline, who are both humans who appeared in Kirby’s games(with Samus being 6’3) are not that much taller than him side by side. Meaning that Kirby and Meta Knight are about 2’4. Also forgotten land has height requirements for their rollercoasters making Kirby look far bigger. Kirby’s height is weird

    • @shyguyrocks1
      @shyguyrocks1 Год назад +6

      His universe is remarkably inconsistent. I would rather trust the OG creator and the official statements over varied game appearances. I mean look at Bowser.

  • @Rmoney213
    @Rmoney213 5 месяцев назад +7

    3:32 is where the sponsor ends.

  • @Taktaagic
    @Taktaagic Год назад +172

    Thank you TCNick3 and Poppt1 for informing me about epic character lore
    Also wow I never expected to be as tall as Captain Falcon lmao

    • @heliodorable4612
      @heliodorable4612 Год назад +2

      and samus!

    • @schrodingersbraincell5861
      @schrodingersbraincell5861 Год назад +2

      Damn, a tall boi up in here. I’m only six foot, which is above average in Australia, but I’m kinda obsessed with tall people. Very cool, keep up the good work (of being 6’4”)

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 Год назад +2

      Casual flex

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 Год назад +1

      I never expected to be as tall as Mario, but it's a pleasant surprise.

  • @116Cryptic
    @116Cryptic Год назад +29

    Thinking about a 1 foot tall electrified mouse running around my house is terrifying

  • @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar
    @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar Год назад +19

    8:03 Canonical Dante from Devil May Cry is 6′2″ bayonetta is just 1 inch shorter than Dante and thus she is 6'1" in heels. Her head is just really small compared to her body.

  • @agrokragle1200
    @agrokragle1200 Год назад +5

    Gotta love the methodology in deciding everyone's sizes. Serious about the facts but relaxed enough to go with your gut where its needed.

  • @bugbugtheone2143
    @bugbugtheone2143 Год назад +50

    7:08
    "That shit would connect to your NES"
    LEMME TELL YOU I DIED-

  • @rat_king68
    @rat_king68 Год назад +65

    That Olimar fight was like Kratos vs Chronos all over again

  • @pubcle
    @pubcle Год назад +47

    Ganondorf's size based on his in game models in Twilight Princess and Ocarina of Time is about 9'2" for future versions.
    The initial design documents put him originally at around 7'6" but that changed during development presumably.

    • @MegaMato
      @MegaMato Год назад +3

      Holy crap! They sure grow tall in Gerudo.

    • @phelpsnodt5856
      @phelpsnodt5856 Год назад +2

      Or Link is even shorter than we think. Lakeside Laboratory scale might be all messed up. 🤣

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Год назад +8

      @@phelpsnodt5856 Nah, it works for both games and there was an official height for Link given in a convention during questions by one of the devs. I can't remember which.
      Ganondorf's boot is nearly the size of Link's entire torso, if Ganondorf is even remotely normal size Link goes from shor to infant sized. I've also personally measured his shoulders and estimated some other bits, he's nearly twice as broad proportionally at the shoulders to his height, which is three times the average shoulder width of an American.
      Basically, he's the all around size, and thus similar in weight and likely even more dense, of the front half of an elephant. An absolute minimum 2,000 lbs, but likely closer to 5,000. This is because unlike the real life tallest man he's not just tall, but breadth and depth are also around 3 times the weight. We can also approach it by multiplying. He has the body structure of a strongman so we take Brian Shaw's weight of let's take his average of 418 lbs and multiply it by 2.8 times 1.4 times 1.9 as these are roughly each the size increases estimate in breadth, height, and depth respectively, to get a rough guess. This brings us 3113 lbs.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад

      @@MegaMato "They," meaning men, only come around every 100 years. That's why all the Gerudo you encounter are women. Either they're a really long lived race or Ganondorf has to put his peepee in GILFs to further the Gerudo race.

    • @GrizbyK72
      @GrizbyK72 Год назад +1

      Ehh, I found Ganon in TP was a bit too gigantic. He was about 7’6 in Oot though. WW is a little hard to judge due to the cartoonish style.

  • @RobSkuII
    @RobSkuII Год назад +8

    You seen kirby slurp up the eel?
    Hear me out.

  • @actone4822
    @actone4822 Год назад +30

    10:38 My day so mid,
    Then boom, Pyra flip

  • @AbsolutelyAbsurDDD
    @AbsolutelyAbsurDDD Год назад +25

    The reason Lucario seems tall is because he's standing next to 10 yr old pokemon trainers xD

  • @perriwinkleiii5361
    @perriwinkleiii5361 Год назад +17

    Sonetimes it's jarring to remember that Samus and ZSS are the same character and have the same height/build because she just looks more frail without the Power Suit. And then you have to remember that Samus is an absolute unit even without the suit

  • @Ziggy-hy4fn
    @Ziggy-hy4fn Год назад +6

    "Is he the size of an actual mouse?
    "Yeah. He's one foot tall."