Yukari is the type of kid to go “Wanna come over my parents aren’t home.” Then when the guy arrives she says “Oh good we can finally see my toy train collection,you’re gonna love this.”
people forget the only reason shes "weak" is because shes a hand to hand fighter in a world where everybody shoots lasers at each other/uses magic. in a straight up physical fight shes easily top 5
I love how sakuya straight up stops the time before she got run over by the train at least you she would actually dodge it rather than having an Invicibility frame like the others
+CrypticNazo "A trip to the old sta-" "NOPE." *breaks Yukari's train before it's even summoned and then proceeds to dominate her* Yup...Gotta love Reimu :3
Yukari VS Yukari was just like: " *Taste my train!* " " No, how about *YOU taste MY train!* " I just love how all characters here just jump above or charge through the train and Yukari always ends up being K.O. Nice compilation.
I like how some of Yukari's opponents actually avoid the train, some out-DPS her, and then there's Cirno who just kills Yukari before the train can even hit her.
PFFFFF SAKUYA! xDDDD Suwako finds the train boring... And holy shit Remilia. Didn't even need the dragon star! xD YUKARI TRAIN TROLLCEPTION! And just... GDI Reimu...
Patchouli just doesnt give 2 shits about Yukari's train. She looks so annoyed like *"You Interrupted My Reading Session. Do You Have Any Common Sense.."* (Yukari summons a train) *"Yukari, how many times do I have to tell you, THIS IS TOUHOU NOT FUCKING TRAIN SIMULATOR!"*
Garlude Galaxia (Teleport in Gensokyo on the Earth) I Save You (Garlude Galaxia) (METAL BLADES) ACTIVATE *Metal Blades Cut Yukari Train Middle* (Explousion) Yukari - Sama WHAT NOW BITCH (Dead with it) I AM THE STRONGEST HUMAN ON THE EARTH
+Enrique Pizarro ... *snaps fingers and a boundary breaks underneath Pizarro and sucks him in* Not very wise to mess with the Demon of Boundaries, just saying... Also that train was from Tokyo so you just massacred god knows how many people. Garlude...just stay with Reimu. It's better to become a shrine guard then to die from unknown ways.
+CFW Trick *Insane Yukari Gasp* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SORRY YUKARI-SAMA PLEASE GET OUT OF GERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Crying* *Yukari Yakumo Appeared* FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *6 Hours Later* It's So Nightmare *Crying*
Flandre vs Goku Flandre:let's shake hands before the match. Goku:sure. -Flandre uses her ability and destroys Goku. Yuyuko vs Goku Yuyuko uses her ability to manipulate Death and kills Goku Koishi vs Goku Goku:where is my opponent? (Koishi's ability to manipulate subconcious) Yukari vs Goku -Yukari creates gap that leads to his hearts and rips it out of his chest. Suika vs Goku -Suika uses her ability to manipulate Density and spaserness to turn Goku into mist. Well it seems that you are correct.
For the Flandre death: she don't even need to touch him, she only need to concentrate herself on the thing to destroy and she destroy in without even touching it. Example: When she destroyed a meteorite that was going to crash on the SDM in bohemian archive in japanese red.
I think my favorite ones were Sakuya stopping time for both Yukari and the train, Suwako just taking a snooze underground to avoid it, and countering the train with another train in the Yukari mirror match.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG that was the greatest thing I have ever seen. As you can see the only way to beat the most BS attack in the game is to either A. Be REALLY good with your own chars spell. Or B. Use the classic I am the protagonist and must win spell (Fantasy Heaven). In a game of OP chars, Reimu and Yukari are fucking OP :D I love u Touhou.
The train actually has a hitbox that can be hit to nullify it, that's what happens wiith Alice's spellcard and Patchouli's second scene. You can always fly over it, or if you're good enough you can literally fight through it. I think there is a video around called "Youmu fights a train" which shows it.
"How to avoid huge ships" was a best-seller book on amazon "How to avoid huge trains" is likely it's forlorn counterpart, and a best-seller in Gensokyo
Everyone Else: *waits until Yukari's train rolls in before they do something* Reimu: "OH NO! NOT THIS TIME! GET OVER HERE! YOUR ASS IS GETTING KICKED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "I'M 17!""
random kid : I like singing
random kid : I like dancing
Yukari : I like trains
y e s
Theres more its news kid:i like turtles
I don't like trains.They're coarse,rough and irritating.And they get everywhere.
Misty and kokoro
Holy shit! Is that a motherfucking Asdfmovie reference?!?
3:50
Its been years but I can't stop laughing when yukari did this to yukari lol
Just some little peak~~
She *trained* harder
@@jpanboi_ I hate you
Yukari is the type of kid to go
“Wanna come over my parents aren’t home.”
Then when the guy arrives she says
“Oh good we can finally see my toy train collection,you’re gonna love this.”
Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
@@Phun-Bun Thomas want to know your location ;)
@@Ixara21 *oh shit*
@@Ixara21 too bad i alr know minr
@@Phun-Bun *I think we're getting close!*
*Turns around*
Of course Reimu just fucking cheats.
no, its fantasy heaven in 3rd round
Yukari:*didn't even summon train yet*
Reimu:VIBE CHECK GRANNY
How to dodge train 101
Lel
I swear you are literally everywhere
Good, I need this guide for that damn piece of junk metal that kills me in TF2. That monsters has the highest score in every game
lol
You mean 102
*Reimu Rapes Yukari with x10 more danmaku than needed* "This year's summer sure is peaceful"
Overkill
You know what they say, a Peaceful Summer follows a Silent Spring.
RG true.
Dark Mel
Reimu rapes Yakari…
is it ero doujin?
国家社会主義マリナーズ労働者党党首まりな *Yukari
Meiling is so badass she punched THROUGH the Train, AND Yukari.
One punch girl
people forget the only reason shes "weak" is because shes a hand to hand fighter in a world where everybody shoots lasers at each other/uses magic. in a straight up physical fight shes easily top 5
RAINBOW FINGER!
+denny banh + that most of our fandom firmly believes she sleeps 99% of time instead of doing her job
soldiersPL I have an interesting take on that.
Maybe, when she's "sleeping", she's actually meditating.
Reimu : You are already donated.
Yukari : Nani!!!
*LOUD HIGH PITCH NOISE*
決着
KNOCK OUT
FATALITY!
@@chromosaur2560 nope, it's FATAL K.O.
Fun fact: fantasy heaven activation on round 3 changes the music to a remix themed like hokuto no ken's OST
-I mean, she already donated in that one official manga tho--
4:10 - STOP! *_STOP!_* SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!
The moral of story, everyone hates trains especially reimu
@@jacobdelacruz558no, the moral of the story is that Reimu is a psychopathic murderer
[Watches 'Yukari Likes Trains'] Ok, pretty much what I expected.
[Watches this] Wait. She actually summons trains?!?
Yep. That happened.
Why are you questioning literally anything about Yukari?
she's literally Gensokyo's resident nonsense
@@gypsysprite4824 Wait- That title doesn't go to Clownpiece? My life is a lie.
@@rileymoore7025 mean, Clownpiece is also not native to gensokyo
@@gypsysprite4824 nah, the entirety of hell is in Gensokyo.
Patchouli is just like "fuck yo train, royal flare"
Green Bean
Then Yukari died out of triggerness
SOLAR FLARE
Ikr
Ikr
You know someone fucked up when even CIRNO kicks your ass with a counter attack
Taking into account that fairies are most of the regular enemies, that's saying a lot
that feel when cirno beats the most powerful entity in gensokyo
9
Yes
Keep in mind that cirno 1 shotted yukari, one of the sages of gensokyo with a godlike power in less than 1 second
what do you mean? cirno is obviously the strongest
@@notamikufan9308 hello alt
9
I wanna see the fight with yukari and "I like trains" guy
Ah, I saw your comment before it was edited and it gave me a pretty good laugh, thank you for that!
Lmao it sure legit
I wanna see Yukari's train get suplexed by Sabin from FF6 🤓
Yo Yukari IS the "I like trains" guy, just in a different universe where everyone's a magic anime girl
Dude... Yukari is the one providing the "I like Trains Kid" with the trains you realize?
3:53
Trust nobody, even yourself.
She used the train to destroy the train
TRAIN VS TRAIN OH MY GOD
Train wreck! Mine is bigger than yours.
Suwako's tired of yo shit, Yukari.
So tired she slept.
gotta love suwako for that
4:03 Yukari didn't even get the chance to open her train gap yet.
I love how sakuya straight up stops the time before she got run over by the train at least you she would actually dodge it rather than having an Invicibility frame like the others
IKR
Losing To Okuu (Utsuho) i can see... *BUT LOSING TO BAKA CIRNO IS COMPLETE HUMILIATION XD*
☢☢ CAUTION! ☢☢ CAUTION! ☢☢
Would've been better if Cirno countered Yukari's Train with a bus, sadly, that cannot happen...BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO!
@@KeeperofKittens I see what you did there
Cirno acutually disabled her faster than pretty much everyone else,lol.
*Humiliation* sound from Quake
I love Reimu's response.
+CrypticNazo "A trip to the old sta-" "NOPE." *breaks Yukari's train before it's even summoned and then proceeds to dominate her* Yup...Gotta love Reimu :3
CFW Trick "It's good to be bored, probably"
This years summer sure is peaceful
@@Mettalus proceeds to absolutely annihilate her.*
Everybody hates Yukari's train... Even herself !
Trust no one, not even yourself.
Yukari: *throws train at Okuu*
Okuu: Ok time to bust out the artificial suns
🤣
Category: People and Blogs.
Seems legit
0:10 *Me telling a bad joke to my friend*
0:15 *Friend:* Where's the joke?
He got that literal r/whoosh
1:26 I love how Patchouli is giving that look at Yukari XD *I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THEY STARTED FIGHTING*
Yukari needs to train more with that move.
Pyrus Torrel WHEEZE
Funny
Laughed
Funny though. Not kidding
ruclips.net/video/CQeezCdF4mk/видео.html nuff said imo
nice
Yukari VS Yukari was just like:
" *Taste my train!* "
" No, how about *YOU taste MY train!* "
I just love how all characters here just jump above or charge through the train and Yukari always ends up being K.O.
Nice compilation.
but what if
there was another yukari
And thers Reimu, who simply dosnt give a fuck and obliterates poor Yukari with Hax sign
that's more like
How about you Chill? Said Yukari
How ABOUT you Chill? Said Yukari
Yukari is scared of Yukari.
She kilked herself with the train
Yukari just being tired of train now.
Cause She have to buy the ticket, and other one,and other one,but no one gonna care with it
YUKARI GETS REKT ALL OF THE SUDDEEN..NOW CIRNO BEATS YUKARI...CIRNO IS NOW DA TROO STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9)
+Brandon Grant Clownpiece ?
I would like to remind you that Yukari isn't fighting 100% power, the day she will fight with all of her power will be the end of the world
It is the wisdom of the elder youkai to never use their full power. Even Yuuka abides by it, despite how terryfing she acts already.
Looooooool
William Côté hey Reimu is = Full powered Yukari
Reimu's not having any of your shit, Yukari.
Reisen nearly killed herself o-o
Her red eyes of madness made you THINK she nearly did :D
Patchouli at 1:27 really just wants to go to sleep and is done with Yukari yeeting trains at people.
2:11
Yukari: work on the railroad, frog!
Suwako:(sleeps on the train tracks )
Yukari:(summons a train)
(...)
(Miss)
Yukari:(Triggered)
There was an attempt
I like how some of Yukari's opponents actually avoid the train, some out-DPS her, and then there's Cirno who just kills Yukari before the train can even hit her.
Everyone: uses magic and divine powers
Yukari: *train*
The duration of this video...
*Distressed Italian gunslinging gangster noises*
The girls saw a fishy boy with a pinnaple head on those trains.
Yukari: TRAIN ROLLER DA
REIMU: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
So that's Jotaro's granddaughter...
Heh,still had that Joestar blood so I guess it's fine
@@diobrando8489 But You have your daughter calls sakuya!
Tenshi went road roller da 1:00
4:08 Yukari: Like how many times was I defeated?
A bit too much
Yukari: I like trains
Opponent: *Not Today*
0:12 dat pose doe
That was kinda cute. XD
She's soo happy
Happi lil yukari :3
Happy gap hag. Little does she know, her train will soon be countered by a ROADA ROLLA DA!
Ngl that was actually cute 😆
Yukari, what the hell are you doing, you lost to Cirno. CIRNO!!!
This is why cirno is the strongest
Reimu's like Hax Sign: YOU JUST PLAIN FUC**NG LOSE
When Yukari put out the Spellcard and then you put out the wrong Spellcard.
Don't watch muh videos and don't scrubskribe
サマー‼
赤坂
Yukari: First!
Everybody else: FIRST!
Also Yukari: But I did it first!
No yukaris were harmed during the making of this video
PFFFFF SAKUYA! xDDDD
Suwako finds the train boring...
And holy shit Remilia. Didn't even need the dragon star! xD
YUKARI TRAIN TROLLCEPTION!
And just... GDI Reimu...
0:54 CIRNO SMASH PUNY GAP YOUKAI WITH GLACIER-MALLET.
Every other character: I must use my most powerful spell to avoid this train!
Suwako: I sleep
I can imagine why Yukari gets annoyed by certain fighter games. how sad for her.
even her Doppelganger beat herself too
and that feeling had i too.
If you wanted to avoid the train just step behind the y e l l o w l i n e no spellcards needed
*All we had to do was avoid Yukari's damn train CJ*
3:50
Can't help but...
TRAINCEPTION
0:37
I am the storm that is approaching!
1:55 that's kinda luck... having 0 health and still alive
No , this komachi’s spell card is “life-bar swap” . Komachi has 1% health and yukari has 100% . Komachi swaps health bars and BAM.
During the Sakuya time stop Yukari looks so unbelievably happy to have just summoned a train.
1:07 What's even better is Scarlet Weather Rapture has super armor on startup I believe.
Well that's stupid
Patchouli just doesnt give 2 shits about Yukari's train. She looks so annoyed like *"You Interrupted My Reading Session. Do You Have Any Common Sense.."*
(Yukari summons a train)
*"Yukari, how many times do I have to tell you, THIS IS TOUHOU NOT FUCKING TRAIN SIMULATOR!"*
WTF HAVE U DONE
Yukari - Sama *hides until the youkai exterminators get here*
Yukari - Sama Ah... HELP ME EIRIN!!!
Garlude Galaxia (Teleport in Gensokyo on the Earth) I Save You (Garlude Galaxia) (METAL BLADES) ACTIVATE
*Metal Blades Cut Yukari Train Middle* (Explousion)
Yukari - Sama WHAT NOW BITCH (Dead with it) I AM THE STRONGEST HUMAN ON THE EARTH
+Enrique Pizarro ... *snaps fingers and a boundary breaks underneath Pizarro and sucks him in* Not very wise to mess with the Demon of Boundaries, just saying... Also that train was from Tokyo so you just massacred god knows how many people.
Garlude...just stay with Reimu. It's better to become a shrine guard then to die from unknown ways.
+CFW Trick *Insane Yukari Gasp* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SORRY YUKARI-SAMA PLEASE GET OUT OF GERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Crying*
*Yukari Yakumo Appeared* FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*6 Hours Later*
It's So Nightmare *Crying*
Everyone K.O'd Yukari.
Except Sakuya.
0:14 that smile xD
2:50
Looks like Meiling knows Wu Er Da
my favorite has gotta be at 1:16, it just look so smooth
*uses train*
Everyone apparently: ‘so you have chosen DEATH’
0:09 What perfect elegance.
What about Patchy?
0:14 LMAO
3:53 "You think a train shall stop meh? Here, have a train!"
Everyone: (does some teleporting shit)
Chino: YEET
2:25
*Shun Goku Satsu insentifies*
D4C
TUSK ACT 4: NOPE
Looks like a mixture of sticky finger and D4C to me
When you realize that Goku doesn't stand a chance against these girls
Flandre vs Goku
Flandre:let's shake hands before the match.
Goku:sure.
-Flandre uses her ability and destroys Goku.
Yuyuko vs Goku
Yuyuko uses her ability to manipulate Death and kills Goku
Koishi vs Goku
Goku:where is my opponent?
(Koishi's ability to manipulate subconcious)
Yukari vs Goku
-Yukari creates gap that leads to his hearts and rips it out of his chest.
Suika vs Goku
-Suika uses her ability to manipulate Density and spaserness to turn Goku into mist.
Well it seems that you are correct.
Remilia vs Goku
-Remilia uses her ability to manipulate fate that she won the battle and Goku died.
For the Flandre death: she don't even need to touch him, she only need to concentrate herself on the thing to destroy and she destroy in without even touching it. Example: When she destroyed a meteorite that was going to crash on the SDM in bohemian archive in japanese red.
Also Seija vs Goku.
She could just flip his over 9000 powers into -9000 powers.
Lol~ It's over 9000!!
Seija : *flip*
Goku : o shet.
0:12 Yukari is so cute 😊
thats a pure smile
Love 2:46 because meiling doesnt evade the train like others, just straight up goes and endures it, absolutely oni behavior right there
Reimu: *turns into an a-10 warthog*
3:50 In Japan, no problem if you miss first train. Just catch next train!
1:46 IGNORE THE TRAIN, LADIES, GO FOR THE BITCH!!!!! ! ! ! !
I love how almost everyone in this game can easily dodge the train.
1:00 roadroller da
I think my favorite ones were Sakuya stopping time for both Yukari and the train, Suwako just taking a snooze underground to avoid it, and countering the train with another train in the Yukari mirror match.
Big Smoke must be proud
That suwako move was epic
3:57
I really could not stop laughing so hard.
"You're an idiot if you think you can summon something so big at my direction without knowing my power over time."
0:12 you stopped time with yukari making the cutest face
rip Yukari
has been hit lots of times
and we will never like your train ever
all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
3:37 Sonic final smash in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. :v!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG that was the greatest thing I have ever seen. As you can see the only way to beat the most BS attack in the game is to either A. Be REALLY good with your own chars spell. Or B. Use the classic I am the protagonist and must win spell (Fantasy Heaven). In a game of OP chars, Reimu and Yukari are fucking OP :D I love u Touhou.
The train actually has a hitbox that can be hit to nullify it, that's what happens wiith Alice's spellcard and Patchouli's second scene. You can always fly over it, or if you're good enough you can literally fight through it. I think there is a video around called "Youmu fights a train" which shows it.
+Garlude Galaxia Yukari has left the building, while Youmu fights a train. I see the relevance...
Well, Reimu is the heroine, and Yukari is literally god, so I see no problems here.
3:50 - When the right side of the brain disagrees with the left side.
3:14 SUIKA SMASH!
0:22
That was brutal
Its sea opening after all, probably yukari doesnt Know How to dive in the water and drowns XD
1:18
sexy evasion
lecorbak Yuyuko: spinning away from ur bullshit :p
that shadow of Yuyuko's spellcard tho-
its so scary ;_;
Old but gold
"How to avoid huge ships" was a best-seller book on amazon
"How to avoid huge trains" is likely it's forlorn counterpart, and a best-seller in Gensokyo
Suwako is the funniest one out of them. Just went to fawking sleep! XD
[0:12] D`AWWWW LOOK AT HER SHE`S SO CUTE.
lets talk about sanae's one-shot for a second-
Everyone Else: *waits until Yukari's train rolls in before they do something*
Reimu: "OH NO! NOT THIS TIME! GET OVER HERE! YOUR ASS IS GETTING KICKED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "I'M 17!""
Train vs Train was awesome!
Holy Control Rods, that damage!
Reimu’s counter is absolutely devastating holy shit