So… Google Just Created Quantum AI

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @jawi499
    @jawi499 День назад +388

    A chip that will eventually tell us all that the answer is “42” !

    • @DeVibe.
      @DeVibe. День назад +15

      This one is not finalized. It said "41". Close enough, I guess.

    • @etherealicer
      @etherealicer День назад +6

      @@DeVibe. Has to be 42, else it makes no sense.

    • @allis0
      @allis0 День назад

      @@etherealicer Whoosh! :)

    • @kngfant563
      @kngfant563 День назад

      it could calculate the question to 42 but is unable to explain it to us :D

    • @cubekoss7547
      @cubekoss7547 День назад

      """""""""what

  • @reinbew62
    @reinbew62 День назад +571

    we got Quantum AI before Quantum computers

    • @dandy6876
      @dandy6876 День назад +54

      Quantum computers exist but they're expensive af and can only do calculations

    • @InvasionAnimation
      @InvasionAnimation День назад +28

      Those exist just not for use by the masses. I doubt this ai will be for the masses either.

    • @snarkyalyx
      @snarkyalyx День назад +41

      @@dandy6876 wdym "can only do calculations"? What do you think computers do besides calculations?

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 День назад +27

      @@snarkyalyx Yeah this is one of those videos where he clearly doesn't know enough the subject to effectively ridicule it in relevant ways so he just sort of... Says stuff.

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas День назад +8

      Quantum computers have existed for a few years now

  • @buildtrainequip9094
    @buildtrainequip9094 День назад +103

    😂 “it couldn’t solve the problem of explaining itself” wow lol

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS День назад +151

    Quantum AI, because it exists in some theoretical space we have no actual ability to perceive.

    • @Tyiriel
      @Tyiriel День назад +11

      Some place, some time, it may actually do some thing.
      I can guarantee you it'll fool some wealthy investors though!

  • @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng
    @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng День назад +232

    Always "quantum over quality" with this guys

    • @Curt_Sampson
      @Curt_Sampson 23 часа назад

      Well, quantum has a quality all its own.

    • @iAdden
      @iAdden 23 часа назад

      I see that 😂

    • @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng
      @Skyn3tD1dN0th1ngWr0ng 22 часа назад

      @@Curt_Sampson Dude you are talking to a bot.

    • @j100j
      @j100j 17 часов назад

      @@Curt_Sampson And that, my friends, was how the yak-9 was made.

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 12 часов назад

      First, we had “Meta”. Then we had “AI”, now we have “Quantum”,
      What’s next, brand a wooden wheel and call it “Matrix” Google phone?

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 День назад +117

    I won't lie, "Quantum AI" just sounds like Google put two buzzwords together to market a chip that's just the same as Microsoft's NPU chip

    • @zacharyelliott7161
      @zacharyelliott7161 23 часа назад +5

      I KNOW! I though the same thing! Great for hooking people to spend money. Less good for actually doing anything.

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 22 часа назад +13

      It's an actual Quantum chip
      The only buzzword is AI
      It uses QBits and Quantum superpositions to process data instead of transistors

    • @bharathkumargundala6466
      @bharathkumargundala6466 19 часов назад +4

      @@Zeroneii3 if that's the case, why is IBM's machine so heavy and google machine just a silicon chip?

    • @a.m.9357
      @a.m.9357 19 часов назад +1

      100%
      pure lies and playing with words.

    • @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT
      @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT 18 часов назад

      ​​@@bharathkumargundala6466 If you recall, google also had a huge machine a decade ago. Google has been working on this technology for at least a decade, so them fabricating custom silicon to do it isn't a big surprise.

  • @fr9714
    @fr9714 День назад +38

    "It makes Apple Intelligence look as stupid as Apple's Intelligence".... oh hahahahahaaha.... my sainted aunt, what a hoot.

    • @wbrett30
      @wbrett30 День назад

      That one got me the most

  • @lulushishi
    @lulushishi День назад +132

    Gemini bouta get that Compound V

    • @el0j
      @el0j День назад +1

      man we still need to wait a whole year

    • @RaneKunLovesNightcore
      @RaneKunLovesNightcore День назад

      Lol that sounds just right

    • @aj7515
      @aj7515 18 часов назад +2

      Then we'll FINALLY have that sentient AI everyone's been making a fuss over.

  • @Velerios
    @Velerios День назад +92

    Well... that explained more than google did.

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 2 часа назад

      Thats how bull****ers roll, dazzle and confuse with lots of verbosity, obfuscation and ambiguity.

  • @davcar23
    @davcar23 День назад +72

    Sounds like something Google will soon cancel

    • @Azarilh
      @Azarilh 20 часов назад +2

      lmao

    • @A1stardan
      @A1stardan 3 часа назад +1

      Or ignore all the problems reported and be very quick to close their customer tickets

  • @hungson215
    @hungson215 День назад +62

    "Quantum AI" for quantum money from investors. Google found the next hype term for the stock market next year is Quantum AI

    • @larzkruber822
      @larzkruber822 День назад +11

      Thats what i think
      Wallstreet has no idea what this means
      but is too afraid to admit it
      Wouldn´t be the first time...or the last time, "FTX *cough*"

    • @zacharyelliott7161
      @zacharyelliott7161 23 часа назад

      @@larzkruber822 Oh they definitely know what it means. Quantum computers = money and ai = money so Quantum AI = 2money/j

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 2 часа назад

      We figured out the quantum computing blag, now most people have figured out the "Ai" blag so what do they do combine the two ! 💩+💩 = 💩💩

  • @vakuumhuvud
    @vakuumhuvud День назад +29

    "You may have heard recently..." Ah, that reassuring sentence!

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 День назад +13

    That's it, I'm putting Random Circuit Sampling on my CV, that'll work.

    • @pc14thenumber9
      @pc14thenumber9 22 часа назад +1

      I gonna put Random Thought Protocol... if being ask what it is.. is when I end up thinking non-work related. Lol.

  • @MSteamCSM
    @MSteamCSM День назад +28

    Same BS all over again

  • @im_not_using_scout
    @im_not_using_scout День назад +30

    im getting paid by google 30$ an hour to watch the normal CPU calculating and see how much time will it take, wish me luck :)

    • @Ecchi_Kun
      @Ecchi_Kun День назад +8

      and you will be paid only after the computer finishes calculating, so good luck indeed.

    • @uktruecrime
      @uktruecrime 18 часов назад +1

      Give be a nudge after the first 876600 hours and i'll bring you a drink.

  • @georgesos
    @georgesos День назад +33

    " we can look for new kinds of matter"....
    Who asked for new matter?
    We can't even deal with the old matter.
    what is the matter with these people?

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 17 часов назад

      get out

    • @Ani-valentine
      @Ani-valentine 14 часов назад +2

      Gotta increase Stock prices and market shares

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 10 часов назад +5

    I thought quantum computers were huge, expensive and impractical? They're making it sound like they somehow managed to fit one into a regular computer chip, which doesn't really add up. Also, Wikipedia has this to say:
    "As of 2023, classical computers outperform quantum computers for all real-world applications. While current quantum computers may speed up solutions to particular mathematical problems, they give no computational advantage for practical tasks."
    Sounds like a solution in search of a problem. Gee, I wonder where I've heard that before...

  • @TheGroovesRus
    @TheGroovesRus День назад +47

    Google Willow is faster at being Google Willow than a regular computer is at emulating a Google Willow. Whoop-dee-dooo

  • @glassmarble996
    @glassmarble996 День назад +12

    Here is the Google Quantum Ai.
    "You are absolutely correct"
    "I sincerely apologize for the error in my previous response."

  • @chaddriveler398
    @chaddriveler398 День назад +14

    Inductive reasoning suggests that quantum computers will continue to solve more and more complex problems that don't exist.

    • @jerry-sb1238
      @jerry-sb1238 18 часов назад +2

      i believe this could be a breakthrough for solving medical science problems, astronomy, exo planets, new ways to solve a problem like flying cars maybe, new materials, its more useful for research and i am definitely interested if they could publish the new inventions through this quantum ai. hopefully this is what it should be used for 🤞

  • @raxadian
    @raxadian День назад +93

    So a Google project is doing nothing of use? Color me surprised. After all Google cancels everything that actually does something useful.

    • @TheGroovesRus
      @TheGroovesRus День назад +18

      Well, they sometimes make 4 versions of the same thing then cancel the best 3 😅

    • @inarisound
      @inarisound День назад +3

      And only reboot the project if they see that new competitor is getting all the money (Zoom) (google hangout)

    • @ggoddkkiller1342
      @ggoddkkiller1342 День назад +2

      I really like their Gemini pro models, they are free to use too and easy to jailbreak. Google is definitely not a good company but i guess broken clock works here too.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День назад +1

      That's only if the customers didn't Like it 😂

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal День назад +6

      Yeah - Google is the worst. I hate free maps, emails, comprehensive websearch, free alternative to office, free chromium, free A.I API, arguably best translation.

  • @TheCorruptCat
    @TheCorruptCat День назад +17

    0:51 that is linux with the gnome desktop enviroment.

  • @shashankyadav5703
    @shashankyadav5703 День назад +83

    I'd reckon if a calculation takes 10 septillion years, it's not worth doing in the first place.

    • @el0j
      @el0j День назад +16

      unless you can do it in 5 min

    • @VeryUniqueRandomName
      @VeryUniqueRandomName День назад +12

      Still less than russia charged them

    • @beautyofflightsimulation2349
      @beautyofflightsimulation2349 День назад

      Wait! Don't you want to know the googolplex-th digit of phi?!

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 День назад +7

      Sometimes is kinda does, ability to bruteforce encryption in reasonable amount of time is pretty cool. Until you get to newer encryption tools that will take insane amount of time to crack even with quantum computer yet again...the history is a circle.

    • @bencrispe9562
      @bencrispe9562 День назад +9

      This quantum AI could, in theory, map out every single chemical reaction and electrical exchange in your entire nervous system, and calculate exactly how each neuron will fire far in advance of it actually happening. This AI will know you better than you do.

  • @marcw6875
    @marcw6875 День назад +3

    "Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?"
    -Scott Lang

  • @cyko5950
    @cyko5950 День назад +2

    they actually slapped AI on it for no reason

  • @IvanNjati
    @IvanNjati День назад +4

    "Subscribe todayy🐈" 😂😂🙌🏽

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens День назад +6

    When will they invent Quantum crypto and quantum NFTs?

  • @LM77va
    @LM77va День назад +6

    Quantum AI was explained very well in the movie Don't Look Up. I think the guys name was Peter Isherwell. Supposedly, it can predict things before they happen. All based on tons of data on the subject at hand. Remember, he predicted the president would be eaten by a Bronteroc. Thousands of years later, she was killed by a Bronteroc. 😅 but on a serious note, Quantum AI was wrong too, about the main character.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 День назад +1

      Its kinda like it works with LLM`s too. They have no accuracy in traditional sense, just good filters and conditions to minimize measurable inaccuracy. And sometimes they just dont work and spout out nonsense despite all the attempts to prevent it. Traditional computers however are as accurate as we want them however, which is why they arent going anywhere.

  • @outtheredude
    @outtheredude День назад +5

    I'm thinking more the Willow from Buffy.

  • @flatline3131
    @flatline3131 День назад +6

    Maybe this one is actually AI and not just voice recognition google search 🤣

  • @KraKra-Ah
    @KraKra-Ah День назад +3

    Willow... funny... since Buffy every device in my house is named after a character from Buffy the Vanpire Slayer... Willow is my backup server... yes, i'm a nerd.. 😅

  • @rubenmartin7759
    @rubenmartin7759 11 часов назад +1

    The Appless computer to fight Apple😂

  • @theaninova
    @theaninova День назад +2

    Quantum AI as in Quantum Bogo Sort.
    1. Quantumly randomise the AI
    2. If the AI does not work, destroy the universe
    3. All remaining universes contain working AIs

  • @rudevectors8018
    @rudevectors8018 12 часов назад +1

    So we know why they need to up subscriptions. They’ll find a way to use quantum AI to force more ads on us!

  • @engineerkentgaming1371
    @engineerkentgaming1371 День назад +1

    Thank you Sam. You make me laugh the most.

  • @Boodee520
    @Boodee520 21 час назад

    Fair question.
    How did they know classic supercomputers were gonna take tht long? 😂

  • @BBB_bbb_BBB
    @BBB_bbb_BBB День назад +19

    The fact it has Quantum in the title tells you that you can just disregard it as scifi nonsense.

  • @MuntazirSaad
    @MuntazirSaad 16 часов назад +1

    We got Quantum AI before GTA 6

  • @AyebaleIsaacMagezi
    @AyebaleIsaacMagezi День назад +5

    Nothing beats this "Hey there, am sam Tucker from .....
    And you mah have had recently..........😅😊"
    Guy the way you simplify tech stuff without losing the context is astounding.
    Merry Christmas Sam.❤

  • @Gavinconaghty
    @Gavinconaghty День назад +1

    The best bit "He is Quantum Supremacy" lol :)

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde День назад +1

    So Google wanna mine all remaining Bitcoins? 🤣🤣

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow День назад

      Quantum coin is what we need now.. gotta go forward!

  • @Super6ix06
    @Super6ix06 День назад +1

    Just to think the chips of the 60s got us to the moon 😂😂😂 well that's what I was told 😢

  • @lb-o
    @lb-o День назад +6

    Google's video was more of a marketing-advertisement than a direct information.
    A better implication I got from BBC's critique:
    Oversimplified, from what I soley got from that video, let me know if it's accurate.
    Quantum Computing is more of a variation than an upgrade.
    The real achievement Google did actually was decreasing random error rate while dealing with large data. Also it's rather a "magical" extraordinary milestone than a breakthrough. Because the technology/theories has been existing since decades.
    Now the impact is, we can deal with large large large data without running into error issue. Which will allow us to learn more about "out of this reality" quantum stuffs instead of little. Again it's a variation of computer, for example, our reality have two hands, quantum computer and it's field have four hands. That means the handshaking is for them. Those large large large data are four handed stuffs, while two handed stuffs are for example the ultra high graphics in games.
    For better graphics we need to innovate the 0s 1s. But who knows in future if we get new field of technology (ex, light/radio) that is made of qubits, then those quantum computers will finally come into dailylife application.

  • @SuperKillJoy15
    @SuperKillJoy15 День назад +4

    Just wait until Google cancels it for sayung something they disagree with, like how removing the headphone jack was a bad idea

  • @bobbyse26
    @bobbyse26 День назад

    Love your content 😂

  • @theronwolf3296
    @theronwolf3296 День назад +7

    When you add the buzzword 'quantum' to the buzzword 'AI' you get double strength points

  • @TCHICKIBRAXD
    @TCHICKIBRAXD День назад +3

    Willow making qubits whip back and forth

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 22 часа назад +1

    On a quantum level - Google AI is barely noticeable 😂

  • @smilingbandit4975
    @smilingbandit4975 День назад +8

    Quantum computing is literally the same marketing bs as artificial intelligence.

  • @DeVibe.
    @DeVibe. День назад

    It's amazing how they have the audacity to say that! Quantum AI?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wrmusic8736
    @wrmusic8736 День назад +8

    AI bubble is so inflated that they are trying to patch it on a quantum level to prevent it from bursting

  • @transmogrifiers
    @transmogrifiers 16 часов назад

    The most coherent explanation so far

  • @sirilbhimala
    @sirilbhimala 11 часов назад

    Your intelligence is actually more awesome than apple intelligence sam 😂

  • @exploshaun
    @exploshaun 22 часа назад +1

    AI chip that doesn't do anything AI 😂

  • @SimplyGamingandTech
    @SimplyGamingandTech 23 часа назад

    I Like how I go off on a bizarre tangent with my gpt and try and add quantum logic and research foundatio to its abilities and within days, the big companies release they are doing it. I feel I'm in tune.
    Great vid.
    Cheers

  • @ReadtheBible88
    @ReadtheBible88 День назад +1

    My mom puts willow chips in her flower bed.

  • @tilak231
    @tilak231 19 часов назад

    So finally Someone Explains really WELL!!

  • @swagmuffin9000
    @swagmuffin9000 День назад +1

    So incredibly powerful, it doesn't do anything useful

  • @Reinaldo-e9y
    @Reinaldo-e9y День назад +1

    This is a microprocessor which uses fotons (light) instead of electricity.
    They can improve the use of autonomous drones, which will be immune to jammer.
    Sorry my English.
    😂

    • @davidjb3671
      @davidjb3671 23 часа назад

      I think your brain is the problem, not your English...

  • @shaderbytes
    @shaderbytes 7 часов назад

    "good lord , that go's on for another 6 minutes.." too funny.

  • @Head-ScratcherHQ
    @Head-ScratcherHQ День назад +1

    This is going somewhere and i love it

  • @JustherefortheLOLZ
    @JustherefortheLOLZ День назад +7

    *note: the term Quantum is marketing only. Just like cloud.

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow День назад

      all developed by new Marketing Intelligence processors.. M.I. is and ever was a future..

  • @ensarija
    @ensarija День назад

    This quantum employee was phasing between my screen pixels 😅😂😂

  • @imprincehashimali
    @imprincehashimali 15 часов назад

    The outro was epic !

  • @alexgonzalezMI
    @alexgonzalezMI 15 часов назад

    That dude presenting the chip doesn't look like he leaves the HQ that often.

  • @DJVARAO
    @DJVARAO День назад +2

    Yep, Q_Ai is just more hype...

  • @pewjackman
    @pewjackman 20 часов назад

    As soon as I saw the thumb nail.... Mr. Mackey!!
    Then I realised it just a normal unedited image of Sam

  • @JynxSp0ck
    @JynxSp0ck День назад +2

    At this point we might make a quantum computer that can actually do something useful sometime next century.

    • @dgllow
      @dgllow День назад +1

      It could calculate when it is going to be usefull

    • @UnoccupiedBoat
      @UnoccupiedBoat 19 часов назад

      ​@@dgllow😂😂

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 23 часа назад

    The short little man. Was the Willow quantum chip of my growing up.☺️

  • @heinrichberger3908
    @heinrichberger3908 День назад +2

    Can it run doom?

  • @privatename7634
    @privatename7634 23 часа назад

    The problem is we can’t check if that task answer is correct.

  • @Alfahippie
    @Alfahippie 20 часов назад +1

    Worst company ever with the most power ever, great combination…

  • @rigellroy
    @rigellroy День назад

    Should be noted that the Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab (QuAIL), a collaboration between NASA, USRA, and Google Quantum AI, was founded in 2013 to explore how quantum computing might impact machine learning, among other areas of research. Quantum machine learning or "Quantum AI" has been around long before any of the current AI slop.

  • @trevorgale1176
    @trevorgale1176 День назад +1

    But the sheep 🐑 still buy the stuff 😔

  • @marcomereu5992
    @marcomereu5992 День назад +1

    The (romanesco) broccoli grows the flower bud to resemble a fractal with a logarithmic pattern.

    • @jeronimo196
      @jeronimo196 17 часов назад

      No wonder the cabbage guy developed a mech corporation... eventually.

  • @TonyHustle
    @TonyHustle 22 часа назад

    Hey, Tony here from Amazon, I like your style Sammy boy. Not sure if you got the email but you’re hired! 🎉🥳

  • @nicolasn12
    @nicolasn12 День назад +1

    A what?
    Anyway, [Insert Antman Quantummania joke here because I can't think of any].

  • @aftershockjc3602
    @aftershockjc3602 21 час назад

    It's like hank pym explaining quantum physics and just put quantum in every sentence

  • @ifeanyikennedy1047
    @ifeanyikennedy1047 День назад +2

    Quantum AI.
    Please I am confused.

  • @sam3kperv
    @sam3kperv День назад +1

    Skynet

  • @elaboratestuffs
    @elaboratestuffs День назад +1

    What would we do without you....

  • @mattlm64
    @mattlm64 День назад

    I was waiting for Warwick Davis to show up.

  • @Stanglemangle
    @Stanglemangle День назад +1

    0:19 this is clever

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 День назад

    you apparently watched the trailer, the guy was being held captive and asking for help.
    and I got that from your snippets.

  • @achinism
    @achinism 17 часов назад

    Is this Google's way of saying that Tensor G5's gonna suck too?!

  • @tegathemenace
    @tegathemenace 14 часов назад

    It's a quantum chip that AI and everything can run on.
    The AI they added may have a reverse marketing effect compared to what they think.

  • @dereklytle6719
    @dereklytle6719 22 часа назад

    They now know how many steps it takes for random circuit sampling, so they just have to calculate how long it would take a normal computer to do the same steps.

  • @brittb1696
    @brittb1696 День назад

    So... What I'm hearing is everybody's going to be slapping "Quantum" on everything, throwing another buzzword on the pile with "2000," "360," and "Blockchain."

  • @Azzameen99AZ
    @Azzameen99AZ День назад

    And here I thought "He! Is!" would end with "Bixby!"

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 15 часов назад

    Of course, quantum. When you're bereft of ideas, you go to quantum.

  • @txotumiii8073
    @txotumiii8073 11 часов назад +1

    2:58
    Do they mean the hypothetical elements beyond Oganesson (118) or what?

  • @fatinebadr7244
    @fatinebadr7244 День назад

    Fun fact :quantum computer are slower than classic one on basic simple task

  • @CoconutChor
    @CoconutChor День назад +1

    I just want gta 6 man

  • @nuvotion-live
    @nuvotion-live 15 часов назад

    There’s only one known useful quantum algorithm, Shor’s, and a sufficiently powerful quantum computer to run it may never exist.

  • @aw9680
    @aw9680 День назад

    If they are as loose with the definition of quantum, as they are with the definition of AI.......... 😂

  • @Nihilius87
    @Nihilius87 День назад

    So, its a "Qantum of Solace" LOL

  • @istudyokonsepto
    @istudyokonsepto 23 часа назад

    Good lord, what’s next? Quantumoji apps on quantum ai supported devices?

  • @mullergyula4174
    @mullergyula4174 21 час назад

    Still, share prices went up 5% after the announcement.

  • @hblaub
    @hblaub 21 час назад

    Is this about the TV series Quantum Leap from 1989?

  • @killerbees1199
    @killerbees1199 День назад

    so what is quantum AI? - Marketing lol