How to Protect Your Family During an Apocalyptic Election Year!

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  • @getagripcanada
    @getagripcanada 15 дней назад +79

    Scariest part of this is how much it makes sense in the times we live in. Total clownworld.

  • @mrbeez8631
    @mrbeez8631 15 дней назад +67

    I thank God every day I'm an American and not a Demo-rat

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 15 дней назад +6

      And a racist.

    • @mrbeez8631
      @mrbeez8631 15 дней назад +5

      @@vickryan amen

    • @khstudioyt7165
      @khstudioyt7165 12 дней назад +3

      I prefer to call them demon crats

  • @robertperry4439
    @robertperry4439 15 дней назад +164

    I had to change the playback speed to half so I could take notes. Now, I am all set.

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 15 дней назад +115

    I know this is satire... but there is some sage wisdom here.

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub 15 дней назад +2

      Satire? What satire?

    • @antiglobalist5350
      @antiglobalist5350 15 дней назад +2

      Except for the voting part as Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding on what to have for dinner.

    • @icorrectly
      @icorrectly 15 дней назад +3

      Kind of like The Colbert Report... Funnily enough, the character that he played was way better than the person he actually is 😅

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub 15 дней назад +2

      @@antiglobalist5350 *"Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote"* (everyone forgets this part)

    • @stuckinmygarage6220
      @stuckinmygarage6220 15 дней назад +1

      Funny if u get a "survival" adv in the middle of it

  • @SoCalCycleLawyer
    @SoCalCycleLawyer 14 дней назад +22

    "Based on my researchical analysis" was a subtly genius line

  • @Junkyard_Dog
    @Junkyard_Dog 15 дней назад +145

    This guy is a joke. He doesn't even go over the 5 steps of Urine storage. Complete Rookie

    • @renardfranse
      @renardfranse 15 дней назад +8

      see under the mariner in waterworld

    • @camdrury2501
      @camdrury2501 15 дней назад +6

      Right? I tried peeing in a mason jar, but didn’t have the steps to do so.

    • @mwilliamson4198
      @mwilliamson4198 15 дней назад +5

      And he didn't even mention supporting Ukraine once

    • @Python_Bacon
      @Python_Bacon 14 дней назад +2

      lol, what a noob, gotta do the 5 steps or it just wont keep well.

    • @jtbrown3473
      @jtbrown3473 14 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBartExperience
    @TheBartExperience 15 дней назад +47

    I'm watching through a screen yet still feel like I got spat on with those powerful Ps!

  • @cameronhickey7771
    @cameronhickey7771 15 дней назад +163

    Are u sure u r not channeling Alex Jones 😂😂😂

    • @lukekent9687
      @lukekent9687 15 дней назад +8

      Beat me to it

    • @uncleardegree
      @uncleardegree 15 дней назад +13

      Yeah Alex jones mixed with macho man Randy savage
      “Snap into a slim Jim”!

    • @shawnbruce6934
      @shawnbruce6934 15 дней назад +4

      Lol.

    • @elastidoryfiona
      @elastidoryfiona 15 дней назад +2

      👏👏👏

    • @michaellewis8100
      @michaellewis8100 15 дней назад

      You must mean that feller that really did NAIL the World Trade Center incident……3 months ahead of time. Who was to “blame” and all. But hey, he said things that could still be true about that school in texas that had a bunch of cowards for police

  • @randyjon224
    @randyjon224 15 дней назад +92

    LMAO, as always, thanks for the laugh JP. We all need a good laugh while living in these dark, crazy and uncertain times.
    Live Free STAY ARMED everyone! 🇺🇸

    • @khstudioyt7165
      @khstudioyt7165 12 дней назад +1

      Was a funny skit but it was mostly true too. Which is worrisome!!

  • @TheBackStory22
    @TheBackStory22 15 дней назад +56

    A Northern California Bay Area Liberal visited me on our little 3.5 acre farm. While we were walking around, she saw my wheelbarrows. Regular, 4-wheel wagon type, upright, you name it. I've got whellbarrows. She looked at me and said, "you are a hoarder. no one needs more than one wheelbarrow." WTF? That is like saying no one needs 4-wheel drive or multi-sized bolt cutters. City people.

    • @BrendonHart1
      @BrendonHart1 15 дней назад +4

      Hahahhaha.....and even funnier have 5 wheel barrows!!! hahahah

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 15 дней назад +8

      They are not very bright… or useful… or reliant… or moral… or-
      -We get it bear.

    • @lifemasterkris1865
      @lifemasterkris1865 14 дней назад +8

      I had a city slicker ask me once if I owned a hammer. I answered a minimum of ten. I’ll never forget the look.

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 13 дней назад +3

      Wheelbarrows don’t have 4 wheels …that’s a wagon

    • @lifemasterkris1865
      @lifemasterkris1865 13 дней назад

      @@goldbud2287 Actually there are models that have two smaller wheels along with the two larger load-bearing wheels, but I find them awkward to maneuver.

  • @Michael-Philip
    @Michael-Philip 15 дней назад +32

    Don Doomsday is the only prepper I trust.

  • @silashurd3597
    @silashurd3597 15 дней назад +65

    Don Doomsday is finally back!!😆🔥

    • @pwmsensitive
      @pwmsensitive 14 дней назад +1

      His voice reminds me of another well known Doomsday prophet...

  • @phantomanomaly7081
    @phantomanomaly7081 15 дней назад +26

    Wow, this guy should have his own show. You know how you have "We lie to you" news, this guy should host a show too.....like "Truth" news. That would be hilarious seeing the two extremes reporting on current events! It's all about having balance man.

    • @SuperWhatapain
      @SuperWhatapain 15 дней назад +3

      Never knew you could use a wheelbarrow for so many essential things!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lauralynngraveshnc8986
      @lauralynngraveshnc8986 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@SuperWhatapainI agree! Also, I'm curious about the list of essential reasons we should be saving our urine 😂😂😂

  • @mathieulimoges9832
    @mathieulimoges9832 15 дней назад +6

    Freakin love this guy. Shout out from Canada ! Stay strong fellow neighbors 💪💪💪

  • @Athena_11_
    @Athena_11_ 15 дней назад +13

    I’ve got 2 garden wagons and a wheelbarrow gassed up and ready to go! No horse so my ducks and goats better get in some wagon pulling training!😂🎉🇺🇸

  • @ICEnovaTI
    @ICEnovaTI 15 дней назад +21

    Don Doomsday, is here to save the day!

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 15 дней назад +22

    Finally, some vindication after 20 years of storing my urine. Now, who's the crazy one???

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 дней назад +2

      Certainly not you, thats extremely normal! Right?

    • @gschaub9
      @gschaub9 8 дней назад +1

      Well, Mr Doomsday, those that know, know, and are in an exclusive club...and I'd say urine it.

    • @georgejennings9959
      @georgejennings9959 5 дней назад +1

      Save your pee, boil it down and you have salt for bartering purposes. Salt for pickling cucumbers! Jerusalem artichokes lose their fartyness if you brine them for 2 weeks. Win-win situation! And this is WEF approved as good for the environment (less noxious emissions) just don't burn any wood to boil down the pee.

  • @lisahanson527
    @lisahanson527 15 дней назад +10

    For the most part, He's not wrong.

  • @user-jw6tq4oo8z
    @user-jw6tq4oo8z 15 дней назад +6

    My wheel barrels are metal so I'm good!!!! Lol

  • @debbiedoolittle1464
    @debbiedoolittle1464 15 дней назад +14

    He just loves showing off his body!

    • @Hannelore7
      @Hannelore7 15 дней назад

      Love that body.

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 15 дней назад +1

      He's more of a nudist, a purist. He's not a big fan of clothing. He doesn't seem like he wants people to see him naked. He just wants to be naked. Hope that makes sense.

  • @drshoe8744
    @drshoe8744 15 дней назад +32

    Well, when he hollers loudly, that means you can and should Trust Him!

  • @ghost_to_a_ghost
    @ghost_to_a_ghost 15 дней назад +36

    i prefer my bird flu with a sprinkle of covid and just a dash of swine flu 😎

  • @KenSheedy-fd1hf
    @KenSheedy-fd1hf 15 дней назад +8

    Illegal wheelbarrows to tote my illegal firewood in NY.

  • @coulie27
    @coulie27 15 дней назад +53

    Kevlar on a shirtless torso, and jorts, of course 😂

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 15 дней назад +10

      Hey when you got the thighs to rock jorts you just do! 😂

    • @ghost_to_a_ghost
      @ghost_to_a_ghost 15 дней назад +5

      @@ericsfishingadventures4433 big facts. dude is shredded lol

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 15 дней назад +6

      @@ghost_to_a_ghost The bullets just bounce right off

    • @TrekkieGeneral
      @TrekkieGeneral 15 дней назад

      😂

    • @williamcrandall2295
      @williamcrandall2295 15 дней назад

      The cowboy boots should have been Crocs. You know confort

  • @sooo1898
    @sooo1898 15 дней назад +4

    JP is practically a prophet. Truth.

  • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
    @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 15 дней назад +5

    These videos are always hilarious but the bit with "shooting the ground while holstering" made me belly laugh

  • @beverlybertke5521
    @beverlybertke5521 14 дней назад +3

    Thanks for the laughs! It really helps to get thru all the depressing news...keep em comin!!

  • @TheEdibben
    @TheEdibben 15 дней назад +4

    One of my favorite characters! Don Doomsday!

  • @Hannelore7
    @Hannelore7 15 дней назад +9

    LOL..green eggs and ham...love that book..

  • @renardfranse
    @renardfranse 15 дней назад +13

    reminds me of Recyclopse from the office! LOL

    • @777VOID-1
      @777VOID-1 15 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tracy-sw4fx
    @Tracy-sw4fx 15 дней назад +11

    after your neighbor unsuccessfully tried to take your shit! 😂

    • @ed6954
      @ed6954 14 дней назад

      And your urine…

  • @samikatz826
    @samikatz826 15 дней назад +10

    I love Don Doomsday! 😂😂😂

  • @natef15
    @natef15 14 дней назад +4

    Dang it... My wheel barrow is in sorry shape right now

  • @martincandia1685
    @martincandia1685 15 дней назад +10

    Kal stop interrupting 🤣

  • @douglascarter8209
    @douglascarter8209 15 дней назад +8

    This is BY FAR my NEW FAVORITE video of yours JP! 😂 Great job!

  • @TheWarrior1256
    @TheWarrior1256 15 дней назад +3

    this guy just never misses!

  • @lesterstone8595
    @lesterstone8595 15 дней назад +3

    Wow! Ginger Billy has some competition! 🤣

    • @teresahiggs4896
      @teresahiggs4896 13 дней назад +1

      Wouldn’t a collaboration between these two be EPIC? Hey! JP! If you are reading this……..You and Ginger Billy should do a video together!

  • @Jareeee
    @Jareeee 15 дней назад +4

    JP skips leg day. And goes straight to leg month.

  • @Wil_Dsense
    @Wil_Dsense 15 дней назад +11

    Lmao, love this dude.

  • @mwilliamson4198
    @mwilliamson4198 15 дней назад +6

    The boncharge mat is the first thing the neighbours will try to steal once the apocalypse starts.

  • @JasonBavington
    @JasonBavington 15 дней назад +22

    I'm from Canada 🍁. What's a gun?

    • @zerxilk8169
      @zerxilk8169 15 дней назад

      it's like a tazer...n/m they are banned too. it is like a sling shot. that can kill people.

    • @Michael-Philip
      @Michael-Philip 15 дней назад +5

      Come to Texas, everyone carries.

    • @mikejordan9754
      @mikejordan9754 15 дней назад +1

      Weapons of mass destruction, basically the same a high capacity F-16.

    • @Iris-.-.-
      @Iris-.-.- 15 дней назад +2

      It's a Wi-Fi hole puncher

    • @Tawadeb
      @Tawadeb 15 дней назад +3

      Like bear spray, but better

  • @veganconservative1109
    @veganconservative1109 15 дней назад +15

    😕 Modern wheelbarrows are made of PLASTIC? What kind of heavy-duty equipment is made of PLASTIC?
    What the HLL is this world coming too?

    • @lifemasterkris1865
      @lifemasterkris1865 14 дней назад +2

      They make them with steel tubs and oak handles. You just have to shop around.

  • @justinsellers1327
    @justinsellers1327 15 дней назад +6

    Cant say I saw a segment on wheel barrels making the top 5...

  • @nandrosa
    @nandrosa 15 дней назад +3

    Hardcore Billy Mays infomercial vibes

  • @scottmarquardt3575
    @scottmarquardt3575 15 дней назад +16

    When Hillary Clinton lost there was a cry fest downtown Minneapolis. It was so sad.😂 One of the girls I work with is so upset her kids favorite cereal sponsors Israel, that's what he was told at his elementary school that's a quarter Arab

    • @yfelwulf
      @yfelwulf 15 дней назад

      FYI Israel is the BAD GUY they have pulled this crap since 1948 and massacre after massacre all hidden from you. There was a man who had a moustache had no interest in a certain tribe his entire life then his eyes were opened. _Rep Antonia Batiste says every Republican has an A I P A C handler they communicate with daily and consult on every decision_ Just came out in Britain every politician both sides takes money from Israel their Intel services are full of ✡️ many functions directly run by Israel . Still not seeing it. How they lie straight to your face a must watch. On Oct 7 Hamas struck Israel holding 10,000 Palestinins without charge or trial their BRIEF take hostages NO HARM Israel needed Jewish dead for news Clicks. The Jewish survivors tell what really happened. How an Israeli colonel invented the 7 October burned babies lie_
      ruclips.net/video/7I49LnJXd5I/видео.htmlsi=2oo-9ouvVngyYpsTl

    • @fyou2327
      @fyou2327 14 дней назад

      What a horrible school. My kid wouldn't EVER set foot in that cesspool.

    • @fyou2327
      @fyou2327 14 дней назад

      Imagine sharing toys with kids who are taught to wipe their butts with their wet hands, no paper.

  • @sarahcroy6212
    @sarahcroy6212 14 дней назад +2

    I hope you pay Cal well! ALWAYS pay Cal well!

  • @CJMac-cb9rj
    @CJMac-cb9rj 15 дней назад +7

    Thank you!!!!

  • @PepeToTheMooon
    @PepeToTheMooon 15 дней назад +12

    The Couch, 2024!

  • @djuengst2000
    @djuengst2000 15 дней назад +5

    I somehow want to buy a wheel barrel now. I used to have one. I’m not sure what happened to it 😉

  • @paigesires5487
    @paigesires5487 15 дней назад +2

    Thank you for the additional tips for our prepping!

  • @heybro6105
    @heybro6105 15 дней назад +29

    JP had to typecast himself as "always jacked guy" in order to stick to his fitness regime.

  • @jw-ci2mj
    @jw-ci2mj 15 дней назад +2

    I need Doomsday Don everyday. lol

  • @wellifthemediasaysit
    @wellifthemediasaysit 14 дней назад +1

    Stock up on dry FOOD too! And water, batteries etc

  • @Copenboro
    @Copenboro 15 дней назад +5

    Mr. Torgue from Borderlands vibe, a stache, mullet and you got it

  • @faithsdaniels8366
    @faithsdaniels8366 14 дней назад +3

    They say stay away from it, you should go straight to it...😂😅

  • @randizzleswizzle8810
    @randizzleswizzle8810 15 дней назад +4

    When you wear sleeves, does it count as conceal carry? (I'm not with the ATF)

  • @ed6954
    @ed6954 14 дней назад +2

    Don Doomsday is my favorite!!!😂

  • @epicglobe
    @epicglobe 15 дней назад +3

    The shoulder muscles are a distraction

  • @mamandapanda185
    @mamandapanda185 15 дней назад +3

    That must have hurt his throat to yell that low

  • @derekninkovich3728
    @derekninkovich3728 13 дней назад +1

    That’s a very solid tree!!!

  • @jamesanderton252
    @jamesanderton252 15 дней назад +3

    Thanks!

  • @user-rg4ww4fe6c
    @user-rg4ww4fe6c 7 дней назад

    Love Y’all Brother JP

  • @BobvanT
    @BobvanT 15 дней назад +1

    We’ll heed your advice ! 😅

  • @rjabraham
    @rjabraham 3 дня назад +1

    I never realized how much i need an ineffective wheelbarrow 😅😂🤣

  • @cgap7573
    @cgap7573 15 дней назад +1

    I love this hulk hogan plus Alex Jones’s is a great accent

  • @tzeffsmainchannel
    @tzeffsmainchannel 15 дней назад +2

    4:43 These tips offer safety for a *very limited time!* 😆

  • @lr22same47
    @lr22same47 15 дней назад

    Brilliant and very sound advice! 🎉

  • @a787fxr
    @a787fxr 15 дней назад +2

    Relax and have a back up supply of food. It saves you cash and solves problems Iike inflation.

  • @rosierosebud7361
    @rosierosebud7361 15 дней назад +1

    ty

  • @miamiamia888
    @miamiamia888 13 дней назад

    Woah! Thank you!! I love the effort

  • @mroot5680
    @mroot5680 13 дней назад

    Right on JP

  • @maxhuber4556
    @maxhuber4556 8 дней назад

    So great, thanks a lot

  • @marymack2024
    @marymack2024 15 дней назад +3

    🤣Don Doomsday is hilarious!!!

  • @jimmytheeJTW
    @jimmytheeJTW 12 дней назад

    Tha k you you JP

  • @meganrush6190
    @meganrush6190 15 дней назад

    Awesome JP!

  • @djdrack4681
    @djdrack4681 13 дней назад

    JP Glad to see you're doing well in country life: Plate Carrier, decent holster, cowboy boots...
    My Advise: Get a hydration pack (not camelback, mil-surplus/MSR/Condor etc), iodine,, lifestraw, sawyer (in-line filter) and 2nd bladder (for filtering dirty water into clean bag.)

  • @cherylmcwilliams7238
    @cherylmcwilliams7238 5 дней назад

    Awesome!

  • @realestateinfonet9041
    @realestateinfonet9041 15 дней назад

    Awesome sketch! Thanks!

  • @DemocratsRPedos
    @DemocratsRPedos 15 дней назад

    My speakers don’t work, and my screen is cracked and pixelated. So I couldn’t really tell what was going on in this video. However, from what I could see, it seemed like a very lovely ceremony, I wish many wonderful years to the bride and groom.

  • @charliefox9573
    @charliefox9573 15 дней назад

    Brilliant JP. Also consider entering the Tour de France, your legs are next level..

  • @archbishoprichardforceginn9338
    @archbishoprichardforceginn9338 15 дней назад +2

    Holey Eternal Omnipresent Greetingz cuzinz 👍

  • @user-lm1oo9on8g
    @user-lm1oo9on8g 15 дней назад +5

    And a bacteria killer was used as a what? Band-aid for a virus or something

  • @robertking8585
    @robertking8585 14 дней назад

    Love ❤️ it man

  • @linktojinx
    @linktojinx 15 дней назад +1

    Best video ever.

  • @RAJOPRODUCTIONS1962
    @RAJOPRODUCTIONS1962 14 дней назад +1

    OH MY GAAAD 😂❤ I LOVE YOU ❤ 😂😅🎉YOU ARE HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN 👨 👏 ❤

  • @brandonlowry551
    @brandonlowry551 15 дней назад

    well done jp.smashed the like on this 1

  • @ruthlundy4497
    @ruthlundy4497 15 дней назад +2

    Alright ,this manic upload was truly hilarious Don.!! Maybe reducing your caffeine intake??.😂

  • @josemaurtua1862
    @josemaurtua1862 15 дней назад +2

    Yo! That bicep into delt vein is lookin husky brotatochip!!!

  • @JohnD-JohnD
    @JohnD-JohnD 14 дней назад +1

    Oh no! My wheelbarrow has a flat tire! What do I do now?

  • @raychausse
    @raychausse 15 дней назад +2

    Hey JP! Heads up ur video is being tampered with in Canada. They made me go thru oops to see it...

  • @cynthiax56
    @cynthiax56 15 дней назад +5

    JP....John Paul?? Jerry Peter?? Juicy Potroast??

    • @marmitenot.
      @marmitenot. 15 дней назад +3

      😂 Juicy potroast . 😂

    • @cynthiax56
      @cynthiax56 15 дней назад +2

      @@marmitenot. I ran out of guesses

    • @marmitenot.
      @marmitenot. 15 дней назад +1

      @@cynthiax56 I think Juicy Potroast probably is the best guess. 🤣

    • @cosmickitty5693
      @cosmickitty5693 15 дней назад +1

      Jelly Pancakes

    • @Tawadeb
      @Tawadeb 15 дней назад +2

      Just Protein?

  • @Tawadeb
    @Tawadeb 15 дней назад

    Great arms JP

  • @dondavidyoung2668
    @dondavidyoung2668 15 дней назад

    Super FUNNY & full of Truth as usual. I always look forward to your newest videos !!! You are truly talented !

  • @nickdanger5669
    @nickdanger5669 15 дней назад +1

    Too Good

  • @kendramarkworth6855
    @kendramarkworth6855 15 дней назад

    I mean, it's solid advice

  • @dallasburgess5329
    @dallasburgess5329 13 дней назад

    Loved this one JP 😂😂, should do one like that with Gingerbilly 😂

  • @davidclark7584
    @davidclark7584 15 дней назад +1

    Snap that holster

  • @Jeanjean2150
    @Jeanjean2150 14 дней назад

    So funny 😂 what a great infomercial voice

  • @JusticeofGod1111
    @JusticeofGod1111 15 дней назад +1

    🤣that’s EXACTLY what happened to my last wheelbarrow…it sold out to the opposition by falling apart…ultimate betrayal to the cause ! Wonder if all the other tools in the armoury are conspiring with my butt about defecting to the enemy 🤔😳 gotta get those masks on my chucks too asap just heard a sneeze ! 🤧🐔

  • @user-HellcatHemi
    @user-HellcatHemi 12 дней назад

    I feel he's the only 1 who can truly get thru to my stubborn dad, for he knows the corruption in politics yet draws the line for the rest & Jesus Christ is coming back & we gots to get rght w God b4, ALL OF US for not everybody is blatantly corrupt & know not what they do. Christ is King. ❤❤❤❤🤓🤓