The Mother's Milk Technique | Master Ken
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Master Ken explains why he's gone sour on BJJ submissions as @Charise.Alexandria demonstrates a move that has become popular recently: The Mother's Milk Technique
Music by @JigglypuffJitz
Uke: @Jordanwearsnogi
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Smother from another mother has to be one of his greatest lines ever
Not a native speaker ... can someone explain this? I get all the rest...
@@yxx_chris_xxy it's a play on words of "brother from another mother", a term that close friends might use. In this case it's a crude reference to your 'friendship' with the breasts
Just be cautious to the 'Motorboat' counter to the 'Mother's Milk' technique.
😂😂😂
And the chub thrust! 😂
The ol head wiggle gets em everytime
Don't forget the "nipple nibble"
Hagaga
"You let them have the milk until they tap" 😂😂😂
Innuendo episodes are the best 😂
to be fair, I'd fall for it every time.
@@sinisterthoughts2896 Darn those cunning mothers and their milk
That quote fucking killed me 😂😂
I think there will be a couter if he strengten & speedup his tongue,maybe master ken forgot to show it😂
@@delizen6397counter? Yeah analingus would counter dairy air :D
Ha ha soon as she said mother's milk Ken's face got me rolling around in laughter
Is it me, or was it not obvious that this demonstration would end with Master Ken's groin in someone's face? 😅
During the first demo, Jordan clearly wins.
During the entire video jordan wins
Fuck yeah he did
Absolute MVP, Jordan! What a brave soul, to risk such hair-raising proximity to Master Ken's most deadly body parts, just to to help us understand the Master's teaching better! We bow to you.
Maybe the order of filming was reversed and the other section was the consolation prize.
Master Ken: Say 'hello', Charise.
Charise: Hello Charise!
Also Charise: I'll be at your mom's house!!!
Perfect Master Ken's private level 🤪
Jordan cant stop smiling after that technique 😂😂
Damn straight! Everyone loves the embrace of a mother. 😂
“Fappling” is just beautiful
Man, Master Ken's been on fire for the last episodes! I literally laughed out loud in this one as well as in the latest triangle technique and citizen's arrest episodes. Jordanwearsnogi's faces and reactions are the best!!!!
Jordan kudos for being such a great sport.
True. That said - can't think of a single episode where he's not been at least slightly on fire😁...
In my experience countless number of women are using that incredibly effective milking technique, kudos on the amazing amount of self defense education happening. Keep up the good work!
FOR GIVING BIRTH 😂😂😂😊
If she did that move on me, she would have felt the wrath of the knee.... The wee knee that is
Silence of the Yams...yeah, when you're smothered by them, you won't be saying much.
Her technique was pretty good but it’s definitely susceptible to the Chomp of Liberty🤣🤣🤣
Why oh why did you have to comment that?! 😂
I challenge someone to try to make me tap to this move
The 7’5 black mf 🗿
I gotchu, fam.
You really enjoyed that dairy air move, did ya?
It's not a bad way to go, is all I'm saying
Snu-snu!
Ok, she convinced me, I will sign up for bjj now.
Master Ken is the greatest martial arts genius in history! A true revolutionary.
How does this not have millions of views
I would love to see Master Ken in the show “The Boys” and see him fight Homelander.
Yeah. When master Ken plays "Omni-Man" that is.
“And now I’m going to show Homelander why his laser eyes are bullshit”
Nah man that wouldnt be fair to homelander
Homelander would try the laser eyes and Master Ken would counter with Kill Face blinding Homelander. Then Master Ken would bring the hurticane and it would be all over for Homelander, after having his groin re-stomped, of course.
Most frightning name for a dojo ever:" your mom's house".
Clearly she has the upper body advantage. Osu Master Ken!
Dude Jordan is a fucking pimp, i bet he was like "we gotta practice this a lot to really nail it!"
Ojalá yo practicará con él unu
@@elnachobueno888I think we all know why charisse picked Jordan to demonstrate mother's milk. 😂
@@kabalaro4622because he looks like a little kid 😂
I'd never learn this method on purpose so I can keep practicing. " Nope sorry, still don't understand it Charice. Let go again!"
"A little technique called Mothers milk" -- Master Ken is immediately interested!
Master Ken always have the fun quotes and last word
best technique and the best person to practice it with
Nice to see you are still training, Charise.
For the first time ever I have to disagree with Master Ken's technique. Charise had the best technique.
Some people even pay to watch this technique, while we can watch it for free on RUclips. What a time to be alive!
@@n.erdbeer 😂😂👍
Just wait till a dude does it to you
It might be a defendable technic, but why would you want?
@@steffenbendel6031 Lol! Agreed.
I can see why Jordan has his legs crossed in the next scene, after being smothered with Charis’ mother’s milk technique.
Bold of MK to assume that we can do a full three push-ups!
That's because the planet starts moving instead when he gets to 4.
@@TheLiamis Many people don't know this but when Master Ken gets to 4 it moves STARS. It was Master Ken doing 5 push ups that caused the meteor which wiped out the dinosaurs! Yes, it was 65 million years ago but the power of Master Ken surpasses time itself!
I think i need to go learn Grappling in that center! I'll be the practicing dummy
🤣 well done Jordan. I wouldn't be able to keep that composed
My neighbor always has such a sense of exhausted satisfaction in his demeanor when he comes home from co-ed day at jiu jitsu. Until now I've always wondered what went on there.
And just like that... Master Ken's OnlyFans was born.
Mother's milk... this might just be the most exiting technique I've seen on this channel
👀 The original technique looked good to me
Yeeer?..It checks out😮
I cannot believe it has taken me this long to find this gem of a channel. Master Ken, you have a new disciple!
Yeah, same here, no idea how the algorithm could not know I like this kind of high-brow, sophisticated humour.
For once the guest technique seems actually effective.
Yeah till the person your smothering bites a chunk out you
I would die laughing at the out-takes because I'm dying laughing at the finished product.🤣🤣🤣
"Smother from another mother" is beautiful
Three pushups? That's like a couple more than my record
between the two I must say Master Kens demonstration did look far more uncomfortable.
I would never have tapped out.
True that
Real gladiators die in the ring
no way im tapping out! I would just die right there.
but what if you’re an A cup? 😂
he literally showed you. he is below A cup.
This guy's video is the best thing ever. His lessons are very useful.
Funniest episode so far. I was choking with laughter!
"I'll be at your mom's house." Why is Charise doing my mom?
Because she can
Everyone else is, why not Charise?
Master Ken, you are trully crazy. Love you!
Couldn’t you counter her technique with the motor boat?
You both overlooked one aspect of the technique in the video. The opponent will experience the thrill and confusion of you dominating them. This opens up more opertunity to suppress the attacker.
"This does not match the rest of her outfit" - this is, in fact, way to high a price to pay to continue with these BJJ shenanigans😂
I missed it... i am going to have to see it again...
Anyone that feels sorry for Jordan to be put through all of this?
Well, I think we can all agree that Jordan being forcefed milk by Clarice got us a little hard.
@@iblisthemagewtf? No dude... We can't all agree. 😂
@@zacm9747 just kidding 😀
Me: Is mother's milk a bjj technique?
Google Bard: I'm a text-based AI and can't assist with that.
"Smother from another mother" 😂😂😂😂 I was in the middle of writing a dirty joke but that caught me completely off guard. Fuck it.
What a way to go.
Mother's milk...AKA... Motorboating
That was truly insightful
I had to watch this one twice.😅
You could almost see ken smiling in that one clip where the editor almost missed it😂
the best "Got Milk?" ad ever
Dairy-air ... I always misspelled that.
That day was a rollercoaster for Jordan
I'm so jealous!!
Live action omni-man!
Aside from the damage done to the opponent, I feel he should've discussed the additional health benefits to attacking with dairy air from the derrière. Seems like a technique with long lasting effects to both parties.
best one yet
🤣 "Got milk"?
Milk is more hydrating than water, so this is a very health minded technique.
oh god i didn't realize i needed to see that. I almost started crying....
The derriere technique is also known as chemical warfare.
Master Ken should show the North-South smother lol
2:03 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!
*inser dolph ziggler meme* 😅😅😅😅
This man is a fountain of wisdom ☝😆👌
In Vegas, you usually have to pay strippers extra for this. Just don’t ask for the Master Ken’s technique after Taco Tuesday.
This is the reverse mototboat.
I'm sorry, you're just going to have to k1ll me before I tap out.
Ah, so exactly as it sounds.
always funny... after all this years. 🤣😁😆🤣
😂🤣 i CAN'T BREATHE
Master Kens internal techniques know no bounds , he even makes use of his waste gases.
Great technique Master Ken!
That’s the way I always imagined dying…. By Mothers Milk 😅
These are some of the best bullshido techniques I have ever seen. I have to implement these maneuvers into my next class at the Y (Please, don’t ask Y.) along with my rigorous 12 ounce curls and recliner routines. Arm chair kung fu specialist, my ass. I’m learning from the best of the best… of the best!
She started it.
Jordan is like Micah from GerandThumb :D
The peck pop of death. Master level technique.
A true master
Milk is actually a good choice in a hot place.
Me next me next me next!!
Jordan motorboating Master Ken... what a time to be alive...
This man is just getting sicker and sicker 😂 Gotta luv Master Ken! 🤩 The true GOAT of MMA..!! NOBODY mixes things up like him! 😅
I volunteer as tribute
The dairy air could be misunderstood by Irish folk as Derry air, maybe. But this joke is the best I've heard for a long time.
There was music there
In the derby air
Gordon Ryan vs Jacob Couch is an example of how you can use this, and similar techniques, to smother an opponent in real competition.
Master ken always has them move’s
Thats a great move if they follow professional rules n dont bite.
ooh, she's trouble
The irony of this being the only legitimate technique on Ken’s channel
Anybody interested in learning a variation of that move called Dad’s eggs and sausage?
First time watching this channel, I laughed way more than I should have watching this 😂😂😂