Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show! (Original)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 34 тыс.

  • @GrandmasterofWin
    @GrandmasterofWin  2 года назад +849

    Hey everyone. I have another channel where I post cover songs. It's not as good as Yoko, but it's something. ruclips.net/video/-WewwU7pGNc/видео.html Thanks for checking it out. Also, I'm still posting that Yoko video on this channel. I haven't forgotten about you.

    • @NormanTiner
      @NormanTiner 2 года назад +8

      Again, thanks for checking it out!

    • @bigfish8280
      @bigfish8280 2 года назад +67

      If your songs are anything slightly better than yoko Ono doing what ever the hell this is, I'm sure it's wonderful to listen to. Best of luck

    • @gilbertm2444
      @gilbertm2444 2 года назад +8

      daym that cover slaps.

    • @GrandmasterofWin
      @GrandmasterofWin  2 года назад +4

      @@gilbertm2444 Thank you!

    • @iamsmile9380
      @iamsmile9380 2 года назад +6

      My mummy does that

  • @burnster321
    @burnster321 Год назад +6617

    It's like a toddler at a party discovers the microphone and realises they can hear their own voice

    • @tubby4388
      @tubby4388 Год назад +97

      Don't insult turdlers.

    • @Wiederkauen
      @Wiederkauen Год назад +79

      "I'm going to shit on your plate and you're going to eat it and thank me for it." -Yoko Ono

    • @joelthegoat4284
      @joelthegoat4284 Год назад +13

      @@Wiederkauen I’m gonna use this as a lyric, I love this 😂. But ur right man damn idk if she’s actually being serious or not

    • @agustinaesir1372
      @agustinaesir1372 Год назад +4

      Much worse

    • @derwienerwien7045
      @derwienerwien7045 Год назад +12

      yoko has understood what people need. just do nonsense and people are so stupid and throw money after them.

  • @mirage425
    @mirage425 2 года назад +15217

    My grandma loves this song, she fell down the stairs and she started singing this

    • @mealovesyu
      @mealovesyu 2 года назад +125

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pretty_troll
      @pretty_troll 2 года назад +100

      she hurt her toe on the way down

    • @jameslog3431
      @jameslog3431 2 года назад +35

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @popexsavage8565
      @popexsavage8565 2 года назад +20

      😂

    • @MrMcsia
      @MrMcsia 2 года назад +100

      This comment made me laugh for one minute straight!

  • @fBOMBB
    @fBOMBB 3 года назад +14629

    "Don't clap because it happened, clap because it's over"
    -The audience, probably

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 6 месяцев назад +1152

    The fact that John Lennon thought this was hot was my main reason for never doing LSD

    • @andrew-rn9ui
      @andrew-rn9ui 5 месяцев назад

      John was on way more then lsd to think this woman was attractive lmao, that's a shit reason to miss out on probably the best drug known to man other then don't , you missed out but it ain't too late my man 😂

    • @garlandpoolfredpool
      @garlandpoolfredpool 5 месяцев назад +12

      OMG...people swinging HAYMAKERS down here in the comments!

    • @cumcrip7582
      @cumcrip7582 5 месяцев назад

      It's not acid I've done tons of that stuff (or grams) and she's not it

    • @D402S
      @D402S 5 месяцев назад +64

      Out of all the women on earth, he left the Beatles for her 😂

    • @caathleticspolo
      @caathleticspolo 5 месяцев назад

      microdosing is one thing ... But hallucinogenic doses are too similar to the concept of The Forbidden Fruit ... They do large doses of psychadellics then publically say God isn't real then die..

  • @americanmetalhead3954
    @americanmetalhead3954 5 лет назад +5266

    The entry was free, the exit wasn’t.

    • @clara7950
      @clara7950 4 года назад +14

      shit load of wonga

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 4 года назад +60

      this is how to make bank, make the price lower the longer they stay in the room

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 4 года назад +46

      They each lost their souls when they stood in silence and let the witch scream her deepest pit of Hades wailing.

    • @mimi013
      @mimi013 4 года назад +9

      You got business running on your blood, son

    • @thomasroy7340
      @thomasroy7340 4 года назад +16

      OMG might be the best comment I've ever read

  • @antondejesus2307
    @antondejesus2307 3 года назад +7575

    I set this audio as an alarm for 6:00am, now I'm up at 5:00am.

    • @taras1408
      @taras1408 3 года назад +37

      🤪

    • @samriddhinandi1495
      @samriddhinandi1495 3 года назад +113

      10 minutes later...I'm still laughing at this comment! XD XD XD

    • @Lucid.dreamer
      @Lucid.dreamer 3 года назад +44

      We're all up at 5am after that.
      I've had to get a diazapam prescription, in perpetuity.

    • @danisire666
      @danisire666 3 года назад +21

      😂 I’m reading this at 5:07 AM 😂

    • @hdz5711
      @hdz5711 3 года назад +6

      Jajaja 😂🤣 en eso estaba pensando

  • @Jonbhoy2567
    @Jonbhoy2567 7 лет назад +6045

    She'll never be accused of plagiarism.

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 7 лет назад +565

      at least not until goats get legal rights

    • @THEWIGMONSTER
      @THEWIGMONSTER 6 лет назад +24

      Frank Zappa should have done.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 6 лет назад +62

      Jonbhoy67 Who in their right mind would want to plagiarize this?

    • @AlexKaufman
      @AlexKaufman 6 лет назад +51

      Yes. She can be by a dying cat

    • @AppleeSauceAlex313
      @AppleeSauceAlex313 6 лет назад +31

      Except by Nikki Minaj.

  • @ifinallyfoundthebeef
    @ifinallyfoundthebeef 6 месяцев назад +1367

    When you're rich it's called art but when you're poor its called being a public nuisance.

    • @bhardwaajmohabir9147
      @bhardwaajmohabir9147 5 месяцев назад +14

      😅 true

    • @billmelater655
      @billmelater655 5 месяцев назад +9

      A talent like this only comes along so often. /s

    • @joebloggs7504
      @joebloggs7504 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rotafiend
      @Rotafiend 5 месяцев назад

      No when your poor it’s called a mental health disorder

    • @beanbun2312
      @beanbun2312 4 месяца назад +4

      😭😭😭

  • @checkout5017
    @checkout5017 3 года назад +9948

    The difference between this being art and complete insanity is how famous you are

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад +181

      Correct.

    • @baileyreynolds461
      @baileyreynolds461 3 года назад +480

      Yep, the meth addict on my block is an artist technically but people call the cops on him for screaming at you like this at the gas station, it’s free art

    • @RegionalRadioShackManager
      @RegionalRadioShackManager 3 года назад +141

      @@baileyreynolds461 yoko ono performs at the gas station?

    • @water9892
      @water9892 3 года назад +112

      @@RegionalRadioShackManager Lennon's money had to run out some time

    • @baileyreynolds461
      @baileyreynolds461 3 года назад +12

      @@RegionalRadioShackManager sadly the person at my gas station is a male so I’m very sure he’s not Yoko Ono, but y’all gave me an idea if I market this screaming crackhead correctly I can say he’s an ‘artist’ and that his insanity is a work of pure art because it’s abstract and showcases the madness within us all in this modern world or some such gibberish idk I’ll think of the specifics later I’ll pay the artist in his drug of choice and he can scream for a paying audience instead of the average joe pumping gas

  • @entelechy2020
    @entelechy2020 2 года назад +11299

    Imagine what you could achieve with just 1% of Yoko's confidence

    • @tetyanalysenko1908
      @tetyanalysenko1908 2 года назад +78

      😂👍

    • @jamessorrel
      @jamessorrel 2 года назад +58

      Please 😭😂😂

    • @doctornick17
      @doctornick17 2 года назад +109

      OOH UH AH OWWWWWW

    • @robotube7361
      @robotube7361 2 года назад +1

      Its easy when you are a millionaire and associted to celebrities thanks to your superstar husband to endulge yourself into idiotism.

    • @michaelfeliciano5731
      @michaelfeliciano5731 2 года назад +148

      There's a fine line between confidence and public nuisance.

  • @noxturne16
    @noxturne16 3 года назад +2841

    This is what happens when no one tells you are bad at something

  • @サブサブ-b2d
    @サブサブ-b2d 5 месяцев назад +425

    同じ日本人として、世界中の人に謝りたい

    • @guerralg63
      @guerralg63 4 месяца назад +53

      I don't blame the Japanese for her. I blame John Lennon for lying to her by telling her that she can sing and that she is an important artist. He deceived her, and now she punishes the public.

    • @cpg_1982
      @cpg_1982 4 месяца назад +26

      あなたの謝罪を受け入れます

    • @paulbeauregard8297
      @paulbeauregard8297 4 месяца назад +2

      It's not your responsibility to apologize for her because she's Japanese, it's the responsibility of listeners to walk out on her. We should make sure that she knows that what she's doing is musically coarse, rough and bad-mannered.

    • @gvf420
      @gvf420 4 месяца назад +22

      Apology accepted 😂

    • @terryhatfield1758
      @terryhatfield1758 4 месяца назад +5

      😄

  • @NedNickerson2010
    @NedNickerson2010 7 лет назад +11775

    If she was being electrocuted by the microphone, how would anyone know?

    • @geraltfry8068
      @geraltfry8068 6 лет назад +75

      lmao

    • @coralarch
      @coralarch 6 лет назад +371

      More to the point, would anyone care?

    • @silas9084
      @silas9084 6 лет назад +39

      Haha 🤣🤣 comment if the year

    • @krishnakandury434
      @krishnakandury434 6 лет назад +146

      people who fund modern art would probably grieve. Some may even kill themselves over her death. And then the global IQ average would rise a couple of points.

    • @robingagan6288
      @robingagan6288 6 лет назад +3

      😂

  • @ooulutan
    @ooulutan 3 года назад +4536

    This is the heaviest revenge the Japanese took from the allies after the war

  • @Spence12
    @Spence12 4 года назад +4989

    They just don't write songs like that anymore.

  • @rtd8934
    @rtd8934 6 месяцев назад +192

    This concludes our test of the emergency broadcast system.

  • @4lemer
    @4lemer 10 лет назад +6824

    When she does it, people applaud but when I do it, my neighbours call the cops on me.

    • @mgk2600
      @mgk2600 10 лет назад +71

      My neighbors think I am murdering someone

    • @ThisNamesNowTaken
      @ThisNamesNowTaken 10 лет назад +37

      when the fucken bums do it we cross the street.

    • @andrewaldridge1413
      @andrewaldridge1413 10 лет назад +13

      mgk2600 If it were Yoko, you'd get a medal

    • @jamiejai5650
      @jamiejai5650 7 лет назад +2

      Myriadman lol fucking facts!!!!

    • @luthiencbf
      @luthiencbf 7 лет назад +35

      Because cops can applaud better

  • @FactHubREAL
    @FactHubREAL 5 лет назад +10191

    They say love is blind... For John Lennon it must have been deaf too

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +48

      FactHub and probably the rest of the fab 4 is deaf by her demonic screams.

    • @davidcorrales149
      @davidcorrales149 5 лет назад +23

      Nice unoriginal comment u dunce. How about u comment something new

    • @dainodawg3160
      @dainodawg3160 5 лет назад +23

      yeah bro i just went to find a video of someone trying to defend yoko ono's singing, saw this exact same comment, made 5 months ago. Do you really go from video to video stealing comments to get likes? like what does that do for you? You know you didn't think of something that people thought was funny, so what do you get out of it?

    • @1014jae
      @1014jae 5 лет назад +2

      @@dainodawg3160 internet likes

    • @jaredrace4599
      @jaredrace4599 5 лет назад +7

      @@dainodawg3160 yea I just watched like 6 videos and this was literally on every single one of them

  • @paletacosmica
    @paletacosmica 3 года назад +4232

    Sound engineer: "You should step away from the microphone a bit"
    Yoko: "How much?"
    Engineer: "for about eighty years"

    • @warrenitsuks9580
      @warrenitsuks9580 3 года назад +16

      😂😂

    • @AlexMorales-po5zt
      @AlexMorales-po5zt 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK 3 года назад +21

      Which is roughly how long the bitch has been in the business. This is NOT art. It's simply contrived, forced crap.

    • @mjcoolswagtv8839
      @mjcoolswagtv8839 3 года назад +2

      ahhh your profile picture 💗💗💗

    • @paletacosmica
      @paletacosmica 3 года назад

      @@mjcoolswagtv8839 c:

  • @codybuffoord3172
    @codybuffoord3172 6 месяцев назад +99

    I heard ppl were paying 5k at the door. That’s the price to leave

    • @chriscoughlin32
      @chriscoughlin32 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant breathe 😂😂😂😊

  • @Sognametall
    @Sognametall Год назад +5214

    Shoutout to the man who made the subtitles. Absolute comedy.

  • @soul1380
    @soul1380 5 лет назад +4466

    Song title:
    "I Stepped on a Lego."

    • @kylemcneill5751
      @kylemcneill5751 5 лет назад +15

      *chuckles* thanks pal that was very comic I LAIUGHED.
      I would give this a reddit gold if I could, kind stranger. :)_ hahah did not mean to put underscore lmao

    • @fishysteve3025
      @fishysteve3025 5 лет назад +31

      No. It’s called stroke

    • @lordcharlesthomas
      @lordcharlesthomas 5 лет назад +1

      I stepped on lego or a lego brick, not 'a lego'

    • @monkey-trial...6578
      @monkey-trial...6578 5 лет назад +2

      I tend to swear a lot and loud when I step on Lego. Its more like constipation. . . . After eating leggos!

    • @NicolasPL_
      @NicolasPL_ 5 лет назад +8

      "I walk over Legos for 3 minutes"

  • @adamb.p.5983
    @adamb.p.5983 4 года назад +1543

    I’m glad to see she’s enjoying her visit to our human planet earth.

  • @floydclaptonblues2
    @floydclaptonblues2 4 месяца назад +64

    Get rid of the death penalty and just put this on loop for life sentences.

    • @Geopholus
      @Geopholus 3 месяца назад

      A fate MUCH WORSE THEN DEATH ! perfect sentence for TRUMP. in the battle of narcissistic egos she wins hands down !

    • @henrik3291
      @henrik3291 Месяц назад +4

      I do not think the US constitution, nor the European Convention on human rights would allow that. Not sure about other countries though.

    • @floydclaptonblues2
      @floydclaptonblues2 Месяц назад

      @@henrik3291 imagine if your music was ruled unconstitutional

  • @alexgl7074
    @alexgl7074 5 лет назад +1686

    I can't say who is worst. Yoko, or the people clapping.

    • @angelagibbon4916
      @angelagibbon4916 5 лет назад +64

      I agree. Held my breath at the end to see if anyone would clap, thought there might just be an awkward silence. Seriously, why on earth would you even applaud??

    • @clarealdam6358
      @clarealdam6358 5 лет назад +256

      They clapped because she stopped

    • @alexgl7074
      @alexgl7074 5 лет назад +7

      @@clarealdam6358 lol

    • @livininchains4788
      @livininchains4788 5 лет назад +1

      Hey this is art! Isn't it?

    • @DisturbedVette
      @DisturbedVette 5 лет назад

      Chocolate Cosmos I’ll admit, it’s pretty amusing.

  • @fatkittenco.202
    @fatkittenco.202 5 лет назад +1103

    This song must’ve taken years to write

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +4

      Fat kitten co. How many years? :O

    • @fatkittenco.202
      @fatkittenco.202 5 лет назад +1

      @@lunahetfield who are you?

    • @applesauce5238
      @applesauce5238 5 лет назад +7

      It took years cause it deaficated every one who tried to record it

    • @L_87
      @L_87 5 лет назад

      Some claim shes brilliant

    • @Greeblyweebly
      @Greeblyweebly 5 лет назад +4

      Thank god they have the lyrics in the description

  • @soultones3580
    @soultones3580 2 года назад +3249

    Gotta give her respect for channeling the spirit of a broken washing machine

  • @elijahkelley7616
    @elijahkelley7616 6 месяцев назад +70

    I mean, if this doesn't convince you to follow your dreams, I don't know what will.

  • @whydoesthisthingexistagain
    @whydoesthisthingexistagain 2 года назад +3470

    This song is extremely catchy. I sang it in the shower once. Somehow, the next day i woke up in a mental hospital.

    • @daniellac.7588
      @daniellac.7588 2 года назад +1

      And here I thought it was a song to teach people how to fake an orgasm...

    • @kingsforpunks7548
      @kingsforpunks7548 2 года назад +23

      Haha good times

    • @Timeren2010
      @Timeren2010 2 года назад +25

      I would imagine someone sounding somewhat like this, if the water was far too cold.

    • @en2p187
      @en2p187 2 года назад +8

      You too? My neighbors didn't join in with me after I showed them how catchy this song was

    • @jimsouthlondon7061
      @jimsouthlondon7061 2 года назад +17

      I sang it in the shower and my next neighbour called the police and the police called an ambulance .

  • @deanomarsh1669
    @deanomarsh1669 3 года назад +3927

    This is a very talented singer. I was in a coma for 6 months and I woke up just to turn it off.

  • @MrJJackFLASH
    @MrJJackFLASH 6 лет назад +1821

    That's Paul McCartney's and George Harrison's nightmare.

    • @jackfrost5248
      @jackfrost5248 6 лет назад +9

      That's marty mcfly's George Jefferson's nightmarishly Coca-Cola.

    • @jodalok7084
      @jodalok7084 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jutjubow
      @jutjubow 6 лет назад +45

      She was a key factor in The Beatles' breakup.

    • @liangrimes9906
      @liangrimes9906 6 лет назад

      Absolutely

    • @wrecc
      @wrecc 6 лет назад +30

      Ringo at this point was stoned out of his mind.

  • @harveysengersmusic247
    @harveysengersmusic247 6 месяцев назад +51

    She makes the Kardashians look asif they actually did something to earn their fame.

  • @garyfloyd3541
    @garyfloyd3541 3 года назад +7379

    Whoever did the subtitles for this deserves a medal.

    • @Daug7add9addb13
      @Daug7add9addb13 3 года назад +339

      I am so glad you pointed that out

    • @crosssiclare4708
      @crosssiclare4708 3 года назад +188

      This made me laugh harder than anything in my life

    • @panduh8932
      @panduh8932 3 года назад +220

      0:55 "jesus take the wheel" , jesus cant save this

    • @paulagabriela8399
      @paulagabriela8399 3 года назад +146

      I literally went through that hell again only to read the subtitles 😂

    • @jonnyboaa
      @jonnyboaa 3 года назад +17

      @@paulagabriela8399 thank you for this Paula

  • @MrChristian
    @MrChristian 3 года назад +1524

    I can’t believe everyone just stood around. Nobody helped the poor lady!!??

    • @Mass-produced
      @Mass-produced 3 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @elizabethsnyder902
      @elizabethsnyder902 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 3 года назад +14

      That kind of help would be termed "justifiable homicide".

    • @DecimusStark
      @DecimusStark 3 года назад +14

      I know right, she had a stroke on stage and everyone just stood there.

    • @MrChristian
      @MrChristian 3 года назад +1

      @@gennymikel4296 hahahahaha

  • @Thelonelyscavenger
    @Thelonelyscavenger 2 года назад +1216

    She finally got her revenge on that sound engineer who shut off her mic during the chuck berry performance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 2 года назад +85

      As a sound engineer myself, I can tell you right now that anyone of us with even a shred of common sense would’ve done the same thing

    • @stormluna8124
      @stormluna8124 2 года назад +37

      That sound engineer did the right thing 🤣.

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 2 года назад +6

      @@iancunn99 everyone in there must be crazy asf then 😂😂😂😭💀

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 2 года назад +6

      @@stormluna8124 please who would actually enjoy this

    • @andrewtorscher7931
      @andrewtorscher7931 Год назад +5

      I literally just watched that video a few minutes ago on Facebook which lead me here 😂

  • @ENGlishJELLo-yk7up
    @ENGlishJELLo-yk7up 3 месяца назад +10

    As Ronnie Hawkins said when he first heard Yoko singing "It was the same sound pigs made when their nuts were getting chopped"

  • @DodgaOfficial
    @DodgaOfficial Год назад +3446

    Yoko is one of those people that would literally fart in a microphone then tell you you're not enlightened enough to understand the artistic piece she just performed

  • @markjosephpanes1538
    @markjosephpanes1538 3 года назад +1935

    Im so lucky my friends are honest to me when i'm not good at something.

    • @centiments11
      @centiments11 3 года назад +10

      Haha mga tropa

    • @taras1408
      @taras1408 3 года назад +2

      😅

    • @mikey0220
      @mikey0220 3 года назад

      @@centiments11 tnginamo

    • @centiments11
      @centiments11 3 года назад

      @@mikey0220 I love you too

    • @darthvader2216
      @darthvader2216 3 года назад +2

      Don’t worry your not as bad as this anything is better even trump is better not a trump supporter so don’t hate on me

  • @Maythen
    @Maythen 9 лет назад +693

    Applauding is not the correct response to someone having a stroke.

    • @Lady_Sicely
      @Lady_Sicely 9 лет назад +11

      a stroke while climaxing

    • @kermitsdeadmcgee1569
      @kermitsdeadmcgee1569 9 лет назад +8

      +MandTplaythroughs It is if yoko ono is the one having the stroke.

    • @Pieisgood9967
      @Pieisgood9967 9 лет назад +6

      No, it's jazz hands. Clapping is too triggering.

    • @sjnm4944
      @sjnm4944 9 лет назад

      +MandTplaythroughs Better to use jazzhands maybe?

    • @lukethedrifter4622
      @lukethedrifter4622 9 лет назад

      +MandTplaythroughs LMAO!

  • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
    @SquirrelMonkeyCom 6 месяцев назад +30

    Her song is called 'Monday Morning'.

    • @pmdk1953
      @pmdk1953 Месяц назад +3

      I wish it was called "goodbye"!

    • @Wishbone4evr
      @Wishbone4evr Месяц назад +2

      GARFIELD: I hate Mondays 😾

  • @MB20978
    @MB20978 3 года назад +1643

    “I call this piece: ‘Sitting on a cactus and getting stuck there for two minutes’...”

    • @sabinewei3041
      @sabinewei3041 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @draugen6307
      @draugen6307 3 года назад +8

      wtf hahah

    • @emiofnnc
      @emiofnnc 3 года назад +25

      "Sitting on a cactus
      Waiting for the show to end"
      John Lennon 'I am the deaf man'

    • @Miiszthing7
      @Miiszthing7 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vincenzostr4488
      @vincenzostr4488 3 года назад +2

      For John love was deaf

  • @gerrit1693
    @gerrit1693 3 года назад +1298

    The fact that she walked to the microphone and screamed for two minutes and then walked away feeling like she has done something great and usefull really got me

    • @thechongwolla
      @thechongwolla 3 года назад +86

      People out there building roads getting looked down upon by elitist city snobs who are driving to go see shit like this

    • @jeff6413
      @jeff6413 3 года назад +29

      Like a pigeon shitting on a chess board proclaiming "I won!"

    • @vivianahugasescarate9431
      @vivianahugasescarate9431 3 года назад +9

      Simplemente horrible

    • @Iam_only_human
      @Iam_only_human 2 года назад +3

      1% of her confidence and I'll conquer the world🌚.

    • @sarahkorver2439
      @sarahkorver2439 2 года назад +1

      Lmao 😂 🤣 😂 I know, thats what made me laugh 🤣🤣 like she deserved every applause in that room 🤣🤣🤣 x

  • @m.d.f3797
    @m.d.f3797 Год назад +519

    Sadly for everyone, the sound engineer who worked during the John Lennon and Chuck Berry concert in 1972 already died by this time. May his blessed soul rest in peace. Many didn't know his heroic deed that day.

    • @ersan9688
      @ersan9688 11 месяцев назад +18

      Yes sir, he was a hero

    • @Jimboslice911
      @Jimboslice911 9 месяцев назад +14

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @fedup1940
      @fedup1940 2 месяца назад

      The only time in my life when I heard something very similar to this was at a demon deliverance service years ago!

  • @NevanSlone
    @NevanSlone 6 месяцев назад +15

    “Bro, I don’t even know”
    - The closed caption writer

  • @burberrymaraj1372
    @burberrymaraj1372 4 года назад +1583

    When my friend makes an unfunny joke

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 5 лет назад +1038

    Guys stop making so many good comments.
    My wrist is hurting from liking them all.

    • @incognito7838
      @incognito7838 5 лет назад +6

      i want that profile pic of mordi

    • @Nincubura
      @Nincubura 5 лет назад +3

      Same lmfao

    • @ghostyboifolif5908
      @ghostyboifolif5908 5 лет назад +5

      That’s why your wrist is hurting huh?

    • @TheQakman
      @TheQakman 8 месяцев назад

      Same here. I’m laughing my Yoko off and I’m not even high. Lol

    • @tixie88
      @tixie88 2 месяца назад

      Same! 😂 My wrist actually hurts, like, here and now in real life. These comments are too good!

  • @beaushaver3779
    @beaushaver3779 4 года назад +507

    I'm pretty shure that microphone is still in therapy.

  • @Cat-hu2tt
    @Cat-hu2tt 6 месяцев назад +14

    If only The Beatles let her be their lead singer, history could be rewritten...lol

  • @TheFool12832
    @TheFool12832 3 года назад +1135

    New Yorkers get to hear this masterpiece on the subway at least once a week

    • @kikithepupper6774
      @kikithepupper6774 3 года назад +33

      I was about to say, and doesn't cost a lot of ticket money to see it too. They do it for free, not even asking for change for their performance. usually occuring somewhere after 11PM. clothes is optional for them too, but the smell is always free... always free..

    • @lvdude8631
      @lvdude8631 3 года назад +16

      But the subway people are better at it.

    • @tewkewl
      @tewkewl 3 года назад +6

      This is the most hilarious comment ever. Because it's so true. There is always some crazy running around doing their cover version of this song.

    • @robertdavidson9393
      @robertdavidson9393 2 года назад

      They in love with pain!?

    • @marktheroux9465
      @marktheroux9465 2 года назад +4

      You can tell the people doing this on the subway are pretty special because all the other commuters let them have the car all to themselves!

  • @MrRamazanLale2
    @MrRamazanLale2 4 года назад +4290

    I can't believe this has subtitles.

  • @scardilat
    @scardilat 4 года назад +827

    Literally if 2020 was a song, it will be this

  • @The_KitKat1
    @The_KitKat1 20 дней назад +3

    And they say I have mental problems…..💀

  • @michagorecki8893
    @michagorecki8893 2 года назад +2346

    "Love isn't blind, it's deaf" - John Lennon

    • @6995D1
      @6995D1 2 года назад +75

      He was both

    • @Jesus-un8ok
      @Jesus-un8ok 2 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 года назад +4

      @@6995D1 😄

    • @Lenny.262
      @Lenny.262 2 года назад +24

      This woman not only broke up The Beatles but she also made Paul start Wings AND to join Nirvana 🤦‍♂️ The world should not forgive her for any of this. If this were the 1600's, she would've been burned at the stake. Actually, I don't see why we can't do it now 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @Tetus7
      @Tetus7 2 года назад +44

      @@Lenny.262 Most sane Beatles fan.

  • @errrno1761
    @errrno1761 2 года назад +3899

    Such powerful lyrics. Brought tears to my eyes and blood to my ears…

  • @kukukuki8297
    @kukukuki8297 4 года назад +1362

    The entry is free, but the exit is not.

    • @Kasou01
      @Kasou01 4 года назад +22

      yep, paid with a lifetime of nightmares

    • @eagle3ncc74656
      @eagle3ncc74656 4 года назад +2

      Dude I LMAO! I have to remember that one!

    • @RoboticsNShenanigans
      @RoboticsNShenanigans 4 года назад +3

      If you laugh loud enough, they'll let you out for free.

    • @Daniel_Mike
      @Daniel_Mike 4 года назад +11

      Copied Comment

    • @tonycantskate
      @tonycantskate 4 года назад +6

      Nice! Copy and paste comment

  • @elenaandreev2794
    @elenaandreev2794 Месяц назад +2

    This is a video of why our children's screens must be watched at all times💀

  • @huppmoile
    @huppmoile 4 года назад +1809

    I wasn’t even there and I want my money back.

  • @jayteegamble
    @jayteegamble Год назад +2422

    I love how she walks out of there like "Fucking nailed it"

  • @stonersgym8120
    @stonersgym8120 2 года назад +1517

    I can't even imagine the hours of grueling rehearsals that went into this amazing performance. She truly bleeds for her art, as do my ears

    • @melonlord7443
      @melonlord7443 2 года назад +14

      🎵imagine all the hours 🎵

    • @jorgericaldi6438
      @jorgericaldi6438 Год назад +3

      hahahaha

    • @rissmebesce71
      @rissmebesce71 Год назад +6

      ​@@melonlord7443the block where she lives have the biggest suicide ratio whereshe lives, everyone with blood in their ears, eyes and soul.

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 Год назад

      If she could repeat this note for note, that would actually be impressive.

  • @markogarcia2518
    @markogarcia2518 4 месяца назад +7

    Whoever did the captions is a fucking legend

  • @kev1257ful
    @kev1257ful 4 года назад +1282

    This is what John heard every night

    • @mimi013
      @mimi013 4 года назад +83

      Poor dude

    • @michaelfrancis0219
      @michaelfrancis0219 4 года назад +17

      Oh dear. And this is just normal artistic screaming

    • @레오-v2g
      @레오-v2g 4 года назад +8

      Wow... Poor John..

    • @valkarenchannel3663
      @valkarenchannel3663 4 года назад +45

      No wonder he had hired someone to kill him

    • @monoeye64
      @monoeye64 4 года назад +15

      Thats why he stopped going down on her

  • @吹雪跡部
    @吹雪跡部 6 лет назад +1327

    Me trying to impersonate Freddie Mercury's "ayooo"

  • @OpticLureProductions
    @OpticLureProductions 2 года назад +7285

    Imagine being so famous that 30 years after your death, your girlfriend can do this and get an applause.

  • @象飞田-m6r
    @象飞田-m6r 29 дней назад +2

    They said love is blind ,but i think in tis case love is also deaf

  • @AemiliaJacobus
    @AemiliaJacobus 2 года назад +4191

    The way she effortlessly annoys people is genuinely admirable.

    • @clintjones9848
      @clintjones9848 2 года назад +44

      No it isn't.

    • @yanm8633
      @yanm8633 2 года назад +104

      And yet people keeps faking being entertained to appear "cultivated" and "open-minded".

    • @yourfavoritenetcitizen6525
      @yourfavoritenetcitizen6525 2 года назад +4

      @@yanm8633 no they do not.

    • @yanm8633
      @yanm8633 2 года назад +33

      @@yourfavoritenetcitizen6525 Then they are crazier than the singer.

    • @yourfavoritenetcitizen6525
      @yourfavoritenetcitizen6525 2 года назад +5

      @@yanm8633 incel troll spotted

  • @raymondcurtis5638
    @raymondcurtis5638 10 лет назад +5006

    thank you for providing lyrics

    • @alfredschepis7406
      @alfredschepis7406 9 лет назад +43

      Hilarious comment

    • @undestifined
      @undestifined 9 лет назад +4

      Raymond Curtis OMG I KNOW LOL

    • @DrCaniko
      @DrCaniko 9 лет назад +32

      Raymond Curtis you sir, deserve my upvote. well played. now if you will excuse me; i'll lip sync. AAAAAAAAAA UUU AUUUAAGGAGAA UUUUU AAAAAA!

    • @MrStiffie123456789
      @MrStiffie123456789 9 лет назад +3

      Raymond Curtis Yeah, now we just need an interprettation of those "lyrics" lol!

    • @norahsz9477
      @norahsz9477 9 лет назад +23

      Raymond Curtis it's actually impressive how they took the time and effort to type it all out lol

  • @pkmntrainerdee6153
    @pkmntrainerdee6153 5 лет назад +1715

    George: She's awful.
    Paul: She's terrible.
    Ringo: She can't sing.
    John: I love her.~

  • @Ethanf2318
    @Ethanf2318 5 месяцев назад +10

    If you turn the subtitles on this is fucking hilarious. It captions everything well😂

  • @ivoscache-my7uv
    @ivoscache-my7uv 3 года назад +7822

    Imagine what you can do with 1% of Yoko's confidence

  • @warlockdoha
    @warlockdoha 5 лет назад +704

    "Well the 60s were fun but now I'm paying for it"
    - Stan Lee

  • @thekinkshameexpress177
    @thekinkshameexpress177 7 лет назад +1210

    "hows life going?"
    me:

  • @afonsosocrates
    @afonsosocrates 5 месяцев назад +8

    Hail to the king who wrote the captions

  • @DiegoEsma
    @DiegoEsma 5 лет назад +727

    Tjus is what paul mccartney sees every time he has a nightmare

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 5 лет назад +524

    when you're trying to get a hot bowl out of the microwave

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 5 лет назад +1

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo
      Yeah, this sound is more akin to eating a pizza straight from the oven and forgetting to wait until the cheese settles.

    • @Thrillseeker8922
      @Thrillseeker8922 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @mamitime89
      @mamitime89 5 лет назад

      🤣

  • @hilary4064
    @hilary4064 5 лет назад +723

    I’m honestly surprised that the audience isn’t laughing

  • @m98609
    @m98609 7 месяцев назад +3

    It's 2024 already and I keep returning here to listen to this masterpiece

  • @stevonet2119
    @stevonet2119 5 лет назад +978

    People actually applauded her!!! If it was just an unknown person doing that they would have been arrested and sent for psychiatric assessment.

    • @GolgeIncelemesi
      @GolgeIncelemesi 5 лет назад +41

      Forreals though! 🤣 But because it's Yoko Ono these artsy fartsy folk eat it up and worship it as "experimental art"

    • @SwainBjornstrandt
      @SwainBjornstrandt 5 лет назад +14

      Because "Art"

    • @arianamontoya3535
      @arianamontoya3535 5 лет назад +55

      They clapped bc she stopped

    • @Spiritualchick82
      @Spiritualchick82 5 лет назад +13

      Exactly. The power of celebrity. 🙄 My goodness, it's embarassing how people worship these flesh and bone individuals. The only worship should be for God.

    • @sigmafoxx8086
      @sigmafoxx8086 5 лет назад +2

      Nobody is normal.

  • @xworkerbee
    @xworkerbee 4 года назад +1069

    She was sure lucky that John Lennon hooked up with her otherwise she would be doing this act on the streets right before the police showed up to take her away.

    • @The_Algae
      @The_Algae 3 года назад +8

      Burn

    • @bragihaukur4060
      @bragihaukur4060 3 года назад +5

      LOL! I can’T STOP LAUGHIN!!! 🤣🤣

    • @pablohidalgo5772
      @pablohidalgo5772 3 года назад

      Now this comment is GOLD!

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds 3 года назад +3

      They’re coming to take me away, ooh ooh ahh ahh, to the funny farm, where life is sweet....

    • @Claudia-qe1rs
      @Claudia-qe1rs 3 года назад +3

      She was an established artist before she met him. They met because of one of her performance art pieces.

  • @pow1983
    @pow1983 2 месяца назад +2

    Her midlife crisis has gone on longer than I've been alive

  • @Xen239
    @Xen239 Год назад +256

    I think they clapped only cause she was done.

    • @echo-channel77
      @echo-channel77 Год назад +7

      At least most were laughing, so there is hope for humanity yet.

    • @Mojo56277
      @Mojo56277 Год назад +2

      😂

  • @LeSpeederus
    @LeSpeederus 4 года назад +607

    When Yoko does it it's art but when my cat made the same noises the vet told us to put her down.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 6 лет назад +1140

    Id pay good money to be there and keep screaming louder than her until I get kicked out by security.

  • @dh6565
    @dh6565 4 месяца назад +4

    The fact that Lennon was married to her proves he was a junkie.the sheer amount of opioids and Benzos it takes to endure this on a daily basis is quite impressive

  • @Ashley-ns1ws
    @Ashley-ns1ws 5 лет назад +809

    When she said “ouuuuaaaahhohooohooo”
    😭😭😭😭🤧 I felt that

    • @MC_BRASS
      @MC_BRASS 5 лет назад +8

      Ikr 😭 she's just like X

    • @3ora655
      @3ora655 5 лет назад +1

      @@MC_BRASS LMAO

    • @justinsanchez1590
      @justinsanchez1590 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @officialrivv
      @officialrivv 5 лет назад

      Carl Buffer gets credit for that comment on the other video, not you

    • @sgbabie
      @sgbabie 5 лет назад

      Ashley Xoxo k

  • @kadoodle6841
    @kadoodle6841 7 лет назад +323

    Please rise for the national anthem.

  •  8 лет назад +7824

    I have to do a PowerPoint presentation about this person...wow

    • @theshankman8682
      @theshankman8682 7 лет назад +1316

      just put her screaming as a background

    • @zachcortino
      @zachcortino 7 лет назад +306

      This comment made my morning

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 7 лет назад +528

      Just put a picture of her as the only slide. When her portrait comes up, yell just like she did. When people inevitably ask what the fuck you're thinking during the Q&A, show them this video and refuse further questions.

    • @sgtjdawgx7995
      @sgtjdawgx7995 6 лет назад +85

      Oh you poor soul

    • @raycodes7393
      @raycodes7393 6 лет назад +116

      We're all curious, mate. How did it go?

  • @dinhtran2301
    @dinhtran2301 2 месяца назад +1

    People have no way to cover this "song" from Yoko Ono, because beside the voice, you have to be really crazy. It's so original and unique! She help me to understand more about John Lennon. When I first saw her face, I knew that John must have some serious problems, but I didn't expect they are that bad.

  • @BurnoppMetal
    @BurnoppMetal 4 года назад +702

    Everyone that applauded should be put in an institution.

    • @Crim_5009
      @Crim_5009 4 года назад +42

      I would honestly clap out of the sheer amount of awkwardness in that room

    • @gvf420x
      @gvf420x 4 года назад +62

      They're applauding because it's over.

    • @MonkeyManDawg
      @MonkeyManDawg 4 года назад +21

      John Tucker they were probably scared that she’d open the gates of hell upon them if they didn’t clap

    • @chintoki
      @chintoki 4 года назад +5

      @@Crim_5009 I would burst out laughing like I'm laughing right now.

    • @bunkkasponge
      @bunkkasponge 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @AirsoftJuggler
    @AirsoftJuggler 5 лет назад +296

    when someone says metal is just noise, just show them this

  • @sethabdul7824
    @sethabdul7824 5 лет назад +571

    Imagine there’s no Yoko, it’s easy if you try.

    • @sherralieberry-majeski5972
      @sherralieberry-majeski5972 5 лет назад +12

      Seth Abdul To this day, I get angry when I hear her name.

    • @samuelramsey222
      @samuelramsey222 4 года назад +1

      No screaming bitches under the floor.

    • @jorgelinasaucedo4035
      @jorgelinasaucedo4035 4 года назад

      jaja ...

    • @joyr36
      @joyr36 4 года назад +2

      The Beatles would have stayed together, and John with his beautiful ex-wife.

    • @jorgelinasaucedo4035
      @jorgelinasaucedo4035 4 года назад

      @@joyr36 la vida es como tiene que ser no como nos gustaria que fuera ... ja saludos ...

  • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
    @BIOSHOCKFOXX Месяц назад +1

    When mental institutions do not tell anyone that an inmate got escape so that the public doesn't panic, but they have a tough time on tracking their escaped inmates.

  • @thenitpickycat
    @thenitpickycat 4 года назад +1917

    Put in 2× speed it looks like she is being electrocuted

    • @justiceg7872
      @justiceg7872 4 года назад +151

      This advice made this video about a billion times more watchable.

    • @brb.8962
      @brb.8962 3 года назад +10

      Good

    • @lexitnute1306
      @lexitnute1306 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @TheTiibo
      @TheTiibo 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @charged04
      @charged04 3 года назад +12

      LMFAO

  • @user-bd1bl8ue9g
    @user-bd1bl8ue9g 5 лет назад +462

    People are not clapping for her. They are all clapping for each other because they made it out alive out of this fine masterpiece.

  • @Lajazz947
    @Lajazz947 3 года назад +1381

    What I wanna know is how she memorized all the lyrics 😂😂😂

    • @brianbailey462
      @brianbailey462 3 года назад +9

      hhahaah

    • @carrieq8911
      @carrieq8911 3 года назад +9

      hell, i thought she was having a fit...hold on, let me clean the blood running from my ears...

    • @elvisrosales3763
      @elvisrosales3763 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blink180-shoe
      @blink180-shoe 3 года назад +3

      Right it must’ve been a challenge

    • @fuchsiaswing8545
      @fuchsiaswing8545 2 года назад +2

      Because it's improvised.

  • @USNVA-yn6cp
    @USNVA-yn6cp 2 месяца назад +1

    well,, I cranked this up and now my neighbor next door annoying dogs no longer bark

  • @jennifercastelan9589
    @jennifercastelan9589 6 лет назад +2100

    1:44
    when your food is hot but you eat it anyways
    edit: wow thanks for all the likes guys! hope y’all have a great day!

  • @icupo720
    @icupo720 5 лет назад +1013

    *Top 10 Rapper Eminem Was Afraid Too Diss*

  • @Forsete
    @Forsete 4 года назад +1471

    If cancer was audible this is what it would sound like.

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 года назад +2

      It sounds like the start of that crazy ass "Sol Niger Within" album the dude from Messhugah helped with (or a few dudes.)

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/KLhSFATOhW0/видео.html

    • @unpronounceable9990
      @unpronounceable9990 4 года назад +9

      So that's why George died

    • @miumiuamarcord1620
      @miumiuamarcord1620 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pcd1377
      @pcd1377 4 года назад

      "Art"

  • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
    @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is still wildly funny, 10 years laterrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    SHE IS INSAAANEE