STORYTIME: I GOT ROBBED | QUITE PERRY

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 645

  • @QuitePerry
    @QuitePerry  4 года назад +201

    We made it to another week. Thanks be to God! 😁
    I CAN'T STOP COOKING vlog: ruclips.net/video/KmxGyoaatQA/видео.html

    • @anitakenzie2908
      @anitakenzie2908 4 года назад +1

      Love your video. ..clean...lighting up....but pleased centered your camera so you can look center, straight ahead. You are either looking to the left or right.

    • @elshadisam
      @elshadisam 4 года назад

      U ever go into price rite supermarket and the chiney dem a follow u down the isle? Mi did hate it

    • @maried.3032
      @maried.3032 4 года назад

      Quite Perry AMEN 🙏🏽

    • @uclegrand9064
      @uclegrand9064 4 года назад

      Up

    • @manesandcrowns
      @manesandcrowns 4 года назад +1

      Glad you didn't resist💕 I have a story like this to share.

  • @MeetTheMitchells
    @MeetTheMitchells 4 года назад +172

    “Him reach a my knee CUP” dwl dwl 😂😂😂 dis story time did nice bad. “Mi buss a bad piece a bible verse” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @shaniasingh
      @shaniasingh 4 года назад +3

      honestly him funny bad😂😂

  • @RushCam
    @RushCam 4 года назад +234

    I literally spoke about iPod Nano today WHAAAT 😂

    • @sherwallace5505
      @sherwallace5505 4 года назад +1

      Dwl lol rush mi kno if a u. church start enu 😀😀

    • @moyaondemand
      @moyaondemand 4 года назад

      Lol I still have an iPod nano and a classic. Both work quite well. Mi tek care ah mi things!!!

  • @thug.beauti2688
    @thug.beauti2688 4 года назад +216

    “Yow brown man, wah gwaan!!” Mi seh a it this now! This a di small talk before dem bus mi throat and tek mi tingz 😂😂😂😂 dead mi dead !!!!

    • @denishawallace5850
      @denishawallace5850 4 года назад +5

      In tears 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mario--
      @Mario-- 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣"I was not itching"

  • @trini3102
    @trini3102 4 года назад +225

    QP: Me wake up bout *5ish*, leave out bout *6ish*, sun no up yet so it *bleakish*.
    Me: 😁 🤣 😂 😆 😊 This *funnyish*

  • @evadcampbell
    @evadcampbell 4 года назад +73

    Moral of the story: Our minds and instincts are very powerful.

  • @jachellesomers9853
    @jachellesomers9853 4 года назад +159

    This is the amount of time perry said "correct"

  • @iamdestinedforgreatness
    @iamdestinedforgreatness 4 года назад +88

    Your first mind is always right, that's the Holy spirit speaking

  • @jak5440
    @jak5440 4 года назад +32

    "I decree & declare" "cancel all attacks of the enemy against me!" Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 same way so!

  • @ashleighlloy7009
    @ashleighlloy7009 4 года назад +110

    “Jump out like Jackie Chan”💛

  • @gavinhibbert2423
    @gavinhibbert2423 4 года назад +113

    “I was ‘eld up!” 😆😆😆😆 yaa di best Perry....

  • @nadeka16
    @nadeka16 4 года назад +36

    What a nice and polite thief😂😂😂 the man seh thanks💀💀💀💀

  • @nadeka16
    @nadeka16 4 года назад +46

    Perry seh di Bwoy reach a him knee cap😭😭😭😭

  • @annboothe
    @annboothe 4 года назад +59

    Me feel Perry powers in this intervention in this story. God know. When God is for you who can be against you. Keep the faith🙏🏽

  • @SilverFranklyn
    @SilverFranklyn 4 года назад +57

    nobody:
    perry:CORRECT!

  • @Che_Fyne
    @Che_Fyne 4 года назад +58

    We could a play a drinking game offa how much time Perry say correct!

  • @prettygirljay3950
    @prettygirljay3950 4 года назад +25

    Boy me hate hear dem kind of stories, you see how life funny the boy stabbed could have been you. Atleast your alive to tell the tale people die over nothing these days. U have grown on me love ur personality🤩🤩 stay blessed

  • @nadeka16
    @nadeka16 4 года назад +54

    Putting up a resistance 🎶😂

  • @grace-leebolt8294
    @grace-leebolt8294 4 года назад +42

    “I came out of it with...BREATH *chuckles*”😂😂😂😂😂😂that was gold

  • @fredrickamurray3637
    @fredrickamurray3637 4 года назад +15

    “Hospital he shall go”😅😅😅

  • @QuitePerry
    @QuitePerry  4 года назад +2

    Thank you guys for always watching, be sure to SUBSCRIBE before you leave! 💚

  • @ogblacklove3790
    @ogblacklove3790 4 года назад +11

    😂😂😂😂😂 "this a d small talk before Dem buss me chwoat n Tek me tings"😂😂😂😂 god know!

  • @XtraHoneyy
    @XtraHoneyy 4 года назад +15

    Nobody:
    Nobody at ALL:
    Perry: "Jump out like jackie chan," "Usian bolt couldn't beat me in ah walking race" DEad

  • @iamdestinedforgreatness
    @iamdestinedforgreatness 4 года назад +39

    The Holy spirit did a talk to yuh enuh.. supmn nuh right

  • @iamdestinedforgreatness
    @iamdestinedforgreatness 4 года назад +70

    They wanted to rob, robs, robette, and robish you😂🤣😂

  • @nadeka16
    @nadeka16 4 года назад +9

    Yes! Wolf Creek bag coming like chest a draw full a compartment

    • @QuitePerry
      @QuitePerry  4 года назад +3

      Nadi-boo mi seh, one heap a corner and crevice 😂

  • @stephlynroyal3833
    @stephlynroyal3833 4 года назад +2

    Trust your intuition; it's never wrong! Happy you were fine🙏

  • @iamdestinedforgreatness
    @iamdestinedforgreatness 4 года назад +38

    If yuh seh correct one more time😂🤣

  • @ogblacklove3790
    @ogblacklove3790 4 года назад +8

    "Putting up resistance! Dat him did out deh a do" 😂😂😂😂 no mi cyaa laugh

  • @soulofjamaica2450
    @soulofjamaica2450 4 года назад +20

    "Clearly I was the only COMPLIANT ONE" lol

  • @Shenzii_Love
    @Shenzii_Love 4 года назад +26

    Perry mek mi feel ancient bout dah IPod nano and Smart card supm deh!!😂😂😂
    ((Btw Dem 8 dislikes are from d gang a tieffing boys😏😅)

  • @naudisweet22
    @naudisweet22 4 года назад +10

    You’re right, just give them what they want. Anything is replaceable except life🙏🏿

  • @faithmcpherson4498
    @faithmcpherson4498 4 года назад +10

    Oh dear!..I remember when TV would sign on and sign off, 8-Track, 45 & LP records and excited when cassettes came on the scene Lol! :)

  • @annboothe
    @annboothe 4 года назад +27

    Couldn’t wait to watch this, me did swear a recently. Who else, just ready to shed a tear. Feel it for him😭

  • @brandianedmond9907
    @brandianedmond9907 4 года назад +12

    “They did stabs him“ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamaicankingcess7578
    @jamaicankingcess7578 4 года назад +20

    Mi waah more story time this worth the ad em😩‼️

  • @chadclarke3834
    @chadclarke3834 4 года назад +40

    Nobody
    RUclips every 5 mins: introducing the new my digicel app from digicel

  • @kkutyeddzofficial4624
    @kkutyeddzofficial4624 4 года назад +12

    QuitePerry yuh a gud story tella, trust mi😂

  • @kekeshields1257
    @kekeshields1257 4 года назад +3

    His pride in his likkle knowledge of the bus system sending me🤣

  • @iamdestinedforgreatness
    @iamdestinedforgreatness 4 года назад +24

    Wi know bout Ipod/mp3 player.. these kids will never understand.. I can now say, "back in my days"

  • @kayliawatson911
    @kayliawatson911 4 года назад +37

    I was waiting to hear what Karen say still 😂

  • @FitforaQueen
    @FitforaQueen 4 года назад +3

    Im glad you came out on top in that incicdent. For a second when I saw the title I thought you got robbed because you share your RUclips check info. Thank God you are safe. ❤🙏🇯🇲

  • @rishayee
    @rishayee 4 года назад +12

    "Me pop it right out"😂😂

  • @dominiqueclarke790
    @dominiqueclarke790 4 года назад +95

    Honestly thought you got robbed after letting us in your business 😂😂😂

  • @tyreecetyrell4990
    @tyreecetyrell4990 4 года назад +4

    “Affi guh star Inah action show” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiespace6251
    @sophiespace6251 4 года назад

    Your deliberation is everything.😊

  • @AmandaWhylie
    @AmandaWhylie 4 года назад +2

    “I seh I buss a bad piece of bible verseee” HAD ME 😭😭

  • @seatv4896
    @seatv4896 4 года назад

    Amen, Perry! God is good. You lived to tell the story

  • @diamondwalcott7755
    @diamondwalcott7755 4 года назад +3

    Perry we need more story time‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @chaseybaby5
    @chaseybaby5 4 года назад +1

    This is the best story time ever!!!

  • @RushCam
    @RushCam 4 года назад +12

    waiiiiiit the second bwoi get it 😭

  • @whittneyfolkes6073
    @whittneyfolkes6073 4 года назад +20

    Do A Story Time On The Time You Lost Your IPhone N You Had To Track It N D Oman Lie Bout Ano She Have It.....If You're Aware Of What I'm Talking About 😩😂😂

  • @_whatsupbri7081
    @_whatsupbri7081 4 года назад +4

    I literally watched every ad and started reading comments to kill time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @denisewatson3997
    @denisewatson3997 4 года назад +1

    "A d small talk dis b4 dem buss mi chroat" ⚰⚰⚰ mi flatline deh suh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @qt4evagirl
    @qt4evagirl 4 года назад +4

    When him start plead the blood of Jesus 🤣🤣

  • @imsoterry3750
    @imsoterry3750 4 года назад +7

    Omgggg!!!!! If you dont just LOVE♥️♥️♥️ Quiteperry, wah wrong wid yuh??????. I swear him and his friends just out here representing jamaica..... the reason i started RUclips.

  • @chrisc1881
    @chrisc1881 4 года назад

    Thanks for sharing that story. Is shows us how the Lord protected you and guided you to do the right thing

  • @sunshineglow2405
    @sunshineglow2405 4 года назад +8

    Imagine if the spirit neva come ova yuh. Thank God he protect you still, because your videos put a smile and laughter on a lot of depressed and sad persons face and heart.

  • @tashekaevans703
    @tashekaevans703 4 года назад +2

    Listening to this story got me nervous to backside... 🤣🤣🤣 Perry u good like gold #storytime got me on edge.
    This is a great lesson though him a teach u say in life don't get too attached to material things that u would put ur life at risk!!! Praise God, can't touch God Pickney

  • @theofficialfamilygurl1238
    @theofficialfamilygurl1238 4 года назад +8

    Me remember those days ipod n mp3...I had a Mp3 I Save so long to buy one them time deh $3500.00 fi save from me lunch money took forever🙄🙄🙄 but ntn never hot like me them time deh, headphones in ma ears on ma "23" to Merl Grove gal hot 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 love the story time

  • @ceegieberry4316
    @ceegieberry4316 4 года назад +1

    Thoroughly enjoy these story times👏💫

  • @amazingmonaJ
    @amazingmonaJ 4 года назад +6

    Greatest thing you have life ‼️ anything them tek can be replaced

  • @MsAkeelah
    @MsAkeelah 4 года назад +4

    "the head bwoi" looooool

  • @abbiishakur8609
    @abbiishakur8609 4 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 jump out like Jackie chan 😂😂 me tiad n stress out ya mon

  • @christinasmith9325
    @christinasmith9325 4 года назад

    You made this robbery story sound so funny.

  • @davidpowell9629
    @davidpowell9629 4 года назад

    Pleead di blooddah jesus quiteperry yuh nuh easy. BIBLE VERSE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @animekkgjgirl
    @animekkgjgirl 4 года назад +2

    "Wah gwaan fi da ting deh" 😭 Chuh I'm out. Can't manage the stress

  • @mayahercules9103
    @mayahercules9103 4 года назад

    This was very sad but refreshing... thanks for this

  • @amandamills6467
    @amandamills6467 4 года назад

    This is what it means to follow ur mind and u will never go wrong

  • @daniellebrown6034
    @daniellebrown6034 4 года назад +7

    From me inna primary school me a walk wid my blue Bible and a ratchet
    caah nuh boy nor nuh gyal can come take nuh set pon mi...mussi mad

  • @ttvids6754
    @ttvids6754 4 года назад +9

    Me : read title .
    In my head : let me watch these ads so Perry can get back him things well at least the money. Lol

  • @rhenblogslive6045
    @rhenblogslive6045 4 года назад +3

    The way the hand dem a move a kill me 😂😂😂

  • @alitalindo-atkinstall341
    @alitalindo-atkinstall341 4 года назад +2

    We love all your vlogs/videos. Thanks for making me laugh like hell lol

  • @Abbywood1
    @Abbywood1 4 года назад

    This engage me. lmfaoo "pull out Patricia pon dem". Love the story

  • @Adele_too
    @Adele_too 4 года назад

    Thankful for your Discernment and God’s Grace! 🙏🏾♥️ Also, I prepared your latest dish and my family loved it! Thank YOU 🦋

  • @Siianna.R
    @Siianna.R 4 года назад +5

    When Perry say "alot of you dor even know way me saying " i was like me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @afiyaamoy5165
    @afiyaamoy5165 4 года назад +1

    Lool “talk about it, HELLOO ??” 😂😂 STORYTIME NICE BADDDD , right desso she ! 🤣💗

  • @qweennambi6007
    @qweennambi6007 4 года назад +1

    if i laugh today..no sah this story was everything!!

  • @abigailbrown451
    @abigailbrown451 4 года назад +1

    "Putting up resistaaaaaannce" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 mi weak. Uncle hav a voice pon him mon

  • @nellybaby923
    @nellybaby923 4 года назад +8

    STOP SAYING CORRECT I'M RAGING

  • @rhojeanelindsay7261
    @rhojeanelindsay7261 4 года назад

    This story time full a drama thou love it

  • @amandaperry2065
    @amandaperry2065 4 года назад +3

    Big up the wolfcreek for the bagga compartments

  • @ree8762
    @ree8762 4 года назад

    Your story took a wonderful turn , I was not expecting that . So The Holy Spirit you and you nuh even realize

  • @renicerussell4936
    @renicerussell4936 4 года назад +4

    Perry awful bout the boy reach him kneecup 🤣😂😂😂

  • @rasheemwyattreid3351
    @rasheemwyattreid3351 4 года назад +2

    Him put up a resistance and it never work it out 😂😂.

  • @tinadavis4255
    @tinadavis4255 4 года назад

    This is funny the way how you tell it🤣🤣. Glad you didn't put up resistance. When God is with you no one can go against you.🙏

  • @876tahj
    @876tahj 4 года назад +8

    Lmao talking about the bus system; nuff a dem lost. Some of them neva take a buss inna dem life!

  • @StephRank
    @StephRank 4 года назад +1

    You're such a good storyteller.
    Lol

  • @sweetcase9630
    @sweetcase9630 4 года назад

    IM GLAD YOU ARE ALIVE AND WELL. 👑

  • @britnispence1369
    @britnispence1369 4 года назад +1

    Lmfaoooo “Jesus was my bestie “

  • @Nakypoo
    @Nakypoo 4 года назад +1

    God had a plan for you Perry!! But mi nah lie.. It's because it's you why I watched the ads cuz I now understand the importance... If it wasn't you.... Skip long time!!! But mi rate you and the other folks I follow so that's why. Big up yourself too Perry!!!

  • @kemeishawilliams7802
    @kemeishawilliams7802 4 года назад +1

    Thanks your welcome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ....su weh mommy seh bout the ipod deh now

  • @jeanellekerr1207
    @jeanellekerr1207 4 года назад

    Even before d story reach any weh, mi mek sure mi like d video juss because a Perry expressions alone.

  • @mathwitht5005
    @mathwitht5005 4 года назад +1

    I really didn’t expect this 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 my skin crawwwwwled wow 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 God you are great ❤️

  • @cassiecassie9191
    @cassiecassie9191 4 года назад +1

    I live for your story time.....him reach my kneecup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @XoxoDenilleRene
    @XoxoDenilleRene 4 года назад +2

    Rohan I’m screaming outttttttt! Cut this outtttttt 😂😂😂

  • @alexreid4832
    @alexreid4832 4 года назад +6

    Buss a bad piece a Bible Verse! 🤣🤣🤣 AMEN!

  • @sandisimmonds6671
    @sandisimmonds6671 4 года назад

    Listeeeeennnnn Perry's story telling skills are on point!! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣... Can higher him to narrate my life story 😄

  • @sheilacole5639
    @sheilacole5639 4 года назад

    Enjoyed this story, thanks for sharing Rohan😀

  • @iamdajhon
    @iamdajhon 4 года назад +16

    As the notifications come in me just click