One time I was playing Tekken and got bopped by ownmaster5k online, only to watch Aris' stream an hour later and see him pop up. Watching Aris beat his item-using ass then winquit was very satisfying.
"Nice tank, nice tank...I meant every word I said about your parents" lol I was in stream when this happened and still this is one of the funniest things I've heard on twitch to date...keeps up great work Aris
Parts of Jojo where they have stands are trash, If you hate on Naruto and ocassionally pick some mainstream title to watch, that doesn't mean you have good taste
TYRANNICAL EWGF should also wall splat from any part of the arena with kazuya having enough time to sit around before he punishes no but seriously I don't play him and even i think you need to fucking work your balls off for damage, should get a buff thrown his way.
Real talk, they should make Kazuyer jabs hit mid, also make it from plus 1 to plus 7. Electrics(the input) should be changed to ff+2 and also shouldn't have pushback
angels plaing triangular guitars? he's probably thinking of harps, but triangular guitars sounds like it could only be a Balalaika or a guitar made from a pizza slice. slavic-squattin' tracksuit-wearin' angels or Mm Food...
I'm pretty sure that was a joke question, I dont think they were really a failed lawyer who wants to become a streamer. (Its also a pretty personal question, you know!)
Allstillwell They're just gimmicks. Custom items with extra attacks were in Tag2 as well. They catch people off gaurd because they don't know what to expect but the extra attacks usually have a ton of start-up frames to balance them out.
Tai Guys Aside from hopkick, he is pretty situational. I play him as a secondary together with Raven. He is not the safest on block and his lows mediocre. Also to get good damage with him you need to set up your starburst and the execution for good combos are not exactly the easiest. He is not bad, he just takes... time to master. His Rage Drive is lame too(very rarely do I find it useful as wall carry). But as long as you can manage his starburst well he can be fun.
I notice good players rarely use Rage Art, when us shitties always rely on them for wins. The ranks I'm playing always use them immediately once they have access. Any tips to not get fucked by em.... be less aggressive when the opponent has Rage???
Bait it out, whiff on purpose or play a bit more defensively. Watch out for "wake up" RA if you know they like to use it. Sometimes just standing at a certain distance works if they're really trigger happy.
Mister Emperor I remember getting a long drawn out slow mo from fighting Devil Kazumi and I was doing King's special side step to counteract her "SHINE" charge I swore I could've ordered a pizza while it was happening.
Aris said melee is dumb because of items, yet they get turned off in competitive play. Then he proceeds to get fucked up by a pizza and a mini tank rofl
you can play feng wei like a mishma if know what I mean in the beginning of this video aris was spamming roll dash + 1 2 you can use it like a electric god fist and on block feng can do a throw for more persure 😃
Sweetwater Tavern is the shit. Right across the street from Saint Andrews Hall, one of the best music venues in downtown Detroit. Been there many times before and after shows. Great fucking wings.
Item moves are so useless. I mean I understand if they wanna keep the item for costumiztiom(even tho they look ugly as hell) but why the moves? It really is unprofessional
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note to self:
Aris is unable to remember what harps are under pressure.
Leo Webber what's a harp (and I hope your not talking about the instrument)
lol triangle shaped guitars
I think they play the lyre more than the harp though
Uh uh, Leo Webber is planning to pull some harp-based mixups on Aris, probably to set him up for IRL command grabs
Leo Webber those vertical triangular guitars
"It was hella good, they got goot weengs, they had goot stake, and they got goot reebs."
They had reebs!
I play Jeem.
Lmao I wanted to see if anyone else caught that.
Dave Right at the beginning.
the way he enunciates certain words be killing me.
“Dishonorable Stoner”
_OwnMasterPro5K_ , an essential puzzle piece of the *deep Puddle lore*
This was one of the funniest things I've seen on aris' stream. The realization that gradually set in what the items in Tekken do was glorious.
upplsuckimcool16 He did win quit him at the last match.
"It's like blaming a dog for barking, you gotta blame the parents"
The nonsense absolutely killed me, i love aris
Where was that? lol
21:34
One time I was playing Tekken and got bopped by ownmaster5k online, only to watch Aris' stream an hour later and see him pop up. Watching Aris beat his item-using ass then winquit was very satisfying.
thank you for sharing
Aris is my favorite stoner
"The motorcycle traded with the shoulder!!!" Lol, he made the motorcycle sound beastly
but was that Chef Dragunov tournament legal?
Absolutely not. Chinese tech like that is banned.
Ancient Chinese pizza secret.
Hey don't you disrespect Chinese discord techs
ghouse715 He ain't legal if he don't got *BONELESS* pizza.
ghouse715 absolutely not my friend
"Right next to the Xbox 1!" Damn, that was unusually savage from Aris!
"Nice tank, nice tank...I meant every word I said about your parents" lol I was in stream when this happened and still this is one of the funniest things I've heard on twitch to date...keeps up great work Aris
"i'll read all that dumb shit in a second" hahahhaha
If harps are triangular guitars... does this make guitars horizontal harps?
guitars are long violins
Bloom HD handheld horizontal harp
Anorexic cars are motorcycles.
@@danlorett2184 You mean contrabass?
Love the way Aris says ribs
That quiet contemplation at 12:57 gets me every time lol. Woof that's some salt.
Ownmasters the only player that makes items look good
1:24 little did he know this would not be the last unsliced pizza to surprise him
Hell yeah man, that shoutout for Sweetwater's couldn't be more on point!
10:15 thats the tilter.
As much as aris talks trash about anime he obviously still knows what stands are so he must have good taste
Parts of Jojo where they have stands are trash,
If you hate on Naruto and ocassionally pick some mainstream title to watch, that doesn't mean you have good taste
Maybe just cuz of HFTF too, in a recent clip he didn't know who Joe Taro was, unless it's that old twitch acting getting me again...
"Someone has to be cheap." I agree Lord Aris. #BuffKazuya. His 10F punish should wallsplat.
TYRANNICAL EWGF should also wall splat from any part of the arena with kazuya having enough time to sit around before he punishes
no but seriously I don't play him and even i think you need to fucking work your balls off for damage, should get a buff thrown his way.
Real talk, they should make Kazuyer jabs hit mid, also make it from plus 1 to plus 7. Electrics(the input) should be changed to ff+2 and also shouldn't have pushback
Jon Brown sarcasm
That mac & cheese pepperoni pizza combo sent Lord Aris to heaven
Don't beat your children. There's other ways. Read a book.
lmao
I keep coming back to this video.
Same dude. Shits funny. Love your channel
This is still the best Aris video ever.
funniest vid so far man...LOVE your content man lol
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S A MEME
Wonder what OwnMaster5k is doing right now
whoa 17:35 the colors glitched out, like the saturation went all low for the rest of the match
Lol I love the "parents are the bitches" portion.
Did I see Josie back sway a couple of times in the vid? I thought Arise had trouble playing back swaying characters and doesn't like using them.
Saru2191 Josie doesn't have a qcb sway but she has a button sway with b3+4
good games
OwnMasterPro5k Solid Dragunov you have brotha👌
OwnMasterPro5k Make us some reebs.
The legend himself...
* bows *
-no no... 1 reeb.
-1 reeb?
-I sho am hungry.
-Make that 1 reeb to go.
-Cook: "1 reeb?"
-1 reeb.
-you got any soda? :D
Ur a lil biTCH good games
THESE CHARACTERS HAVE ASSISTS. MY HEART.
that first round win was epic
I remember watching the last part on stream I was so shocked I had to pick up my chin from the floor
okay i must be missing something, what does the tank do?
Zach CG projectile I think
2:09
Watch the tank
I love how Aris's solution to the items was to fuck him up so bad he couldn't get up to use them
How do u do the motor cycle thing wit hworoang?
angels plaing triangular guitars? he's probably thinking of harps, but triangular guitars sounds like it could only be a Balalaika or a guitar made from a pizza slice. slavic-squattin' tracksuit-wearin' angels or Mm Food...
Someone has to customize Law as a Party animal with items and snipe Aris. That will tilt him outta this world.
This the Lei player that made Aris rage a few weeks ago right?
the very first matches ending👌👌👌
is that a jojo reference
No
yes
IT'S THAT A FUCKING TONIO REFERENCE?
Is this the Small Soldiers cinematic universe?
"It's some JoJo's Bizarre Adventure shit" Well, it is kinda like Born This Way actually :v lol
You're the most chill gamer ever (that's not on anything)
Fuckin hilarious!!! “Get owned” he says!!
wait for katarinas bazookas lul that damage is madness
Aris you wrong for parrying that guy's donation and still not answering his question.
Captain Dex it's possible i edited out the answer in the interest of time, though i don't know exactly what you're referring to
it was at 13:37
I'm pretty sure that was a joke question, I dont think they were really a failed lawyer who wants to become a streamer. (Its also a pretty personal question, you know!)
Sir, your videos are amazing!
and that instrument is called "Harp"
Harp! the triangular guitars are harps.
More specifically, lyres.
no,theyre flying V's (actual name, look it up)
@rick Yeah, angels are so known for playing electric guitars and not harps
justice was hella served
what the uck was that 1;44
I don't have tekken 7 yet but can someone explain to me the tank and the pizza on the doods back are those actual things that can help you?
Allstillwell They're just gimmicks. Custom items with extra attacks were in Tag2 as well.
They catch people off gaurd because they don't know what to expect but the extra attacks usually have a ton of start-up frames to balance them out.
Comedy GOLD @10:06. This whole set was FUNNY AF!!!!
"Right next to the xbox one" LMAO
Wait, did he throw the pizza? The gear gives you abilities? What is going on?
i need tips on how to juggle with dragunov :( i just cant do the forward 3 to 1 juggle
Avoiding the triangular guitars
Triangle shaped guitar? He must mean the flying v
why dont more people play Claudio?
Because Claudio is too next level cx
Tai Guys Aside from hopkick, he is pretty situational. I play him as a secondary together with Raven. He is not the safest on block and his lows mediocre.
Also to get good damage with him you need to set up your starburst and the execution for good combos are not exactly the easiest.
He is not bad, he just takes... time to master.
His Rage Drive is lame too(very rarely do I find it useful as wall carry).
But as long as you can manage his starburst well he can be fun.
12:08 that face should be a meme XD
Harp?
What character does Aris have vanquisher on?
Hunter probs josie
Hunter Dragunov for sure
I love watching Feng.
I notice good players rarely use Rage Art, when us shitties always rely on them for wins. The ranks I'm playing always use them immediately once they have access. Any tips to not get fucked by em.... be less aggressive when the opponent has Rage???
just don't get hit
Well that is pretty obvious.
they are blockable, except, I guess, Akuma's.
Bait it out, whiff on purpose or play a bit more defensively. Watch out for "wake up" RA if you know they like to use it. Sometimes just standing at a certain distance works if they're really trigger happy.
yfz450rider39 dash block
2:36 Nice combo D LOLL ;))
B E
C O O L
The tilting stoner prayer.
He beat Joeshimitsu and ripped a hole in time with one punch! And it was on block!
1:30 What just happened? And Aris's reaction to top it off, LOL.
Mathew James Its the slow mo feature when both playera have low health
Mathew James That was sick
Mister Emperor I was more so in shock for how long the slow-mo lasted, not that i didn't know what the mechanic was.
Mathew James oh right. Well ther are more longer and dramatic slow mos. You should watch a compilation videos of it from arsenalty.
Mister Emperor I remember getting a long drawn out slow mo from fighting Devil Kazumi and I was doing King's special side step to counteract her "SHINE" charge I swore I could've ordered a pizza while it was happening.
OwnmasterPro5K is my hero.
Aris said melee is dumb because of items, yet they get turned off in competitive play. Then he proceeds to get fucked up by a pizza and a mini tank rofl
Sweet water is good af
Fucking hell it's this guy again
11:51 that's what she says
Bro, Is the reason so good at this is because his controller is actually a stand?
you can pretty much go anywhere in detroit and the food is gonna be dope, one of the last things the city got to pride themselves on.
Oh and you are the man Aris!
you can play feng wei like a mishma if know what I mean in the beginning of this video aris was spamming roll dash + 1 2 you can use it like a electric god fist and on block feng can do a throw for more persure 😃
feng wei for life
Some people think they are playing marvel with these item assist
5:14. If that throw is not called "Omote Gyaku" Imma be tilted.
Sweetwater Tavern is the shit. Right across the street from Saint Andrews Hall, one of the best music venues in downtown Detroit. Been there many times before and after shows. Great fucking wings.
quality content
Yeah Sweet Water is the place. I sure do miss it. Damn this wuhan flu.
How does he not know what a harp is?
wow 1 figth slow motion :D
I LOVE Aris
YOOOO Sweetwater Tavern is dumb lit. -Detroit resident
fuck howarang stronger than jin kazama for sure when it comes to damage
'triangular guitars'...
Lyres maybe?
Item moves are so useless. I mean I understand if they wanna keep the item for costumiztiom(even tho they look ugly as hell) but why the moves? It really is unprofessional
Right next to the Xbox One lol
You don't make friends with salad.
low tier upbringing hahahahahaha
this saga so funny :D 20:15 that gay deserved that :DDD
kithara
in russia pizza eats you
Idk why people play with items. I was fighting this one dude and our health was about the same until he shot me.
Classic rant. Gg....
But I'm ownmaster
Triangular guitars aka harp lol