By far the most amazing blend of unapologetic silliness while being very factual and detailed. This is quality programming unmatched in its peanut but butter content. 3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing.
The craziest part of his story is the part about the old man telling the 16 year old not go into a house because he had seen "numerous" or "many" kids go in and never come out. I cannot comprehend how many kids that number might be if it is true.
Rachel Stokes this was the first one I listened too. I couldn’t work out if I found it funny at first as I don’t like comedy podcasts. But then it just won me over. And I was laughing...now it’s my favourite of all. Everyone is perfect with information, well researched and funny as fuck. That’s how they do it Hollywood !!!
Timesuck is a recent revelation for me. Lets just say that as someone with an historical bent, and with a serial killer fascination, your channel is an unmitigated delight! Love your work. Hail Nimrod and Lucifina!!! PS I know Hitler and Stalin have been done to death, but how about a mini-series on their respective henchman. Mucho madness and entertainment galore, that I can guarantee... if you need tips on suitable reading material, please just holler!!
love the show. it,s a rare thing too find someone who can get the information out recogniseing the black humor. your very talented and honest keep it comeing
You know, I've heard a lot about this guy, even read some of the letters that were sent to the families of Grace and Billy. His story still gets me every goddamn time.
My second time listening to this one and the timeline is so crazy and wackadoodle filled that it just seems like your in one of your characters. The dude was certified crazy.
I'd say pretty close ones would be Joseph Kallinger and Richard Chase as well. I know this comment is 3 years old, but here's to hoping that Timesuck continues to go strong and that we get an episode on Kallinger as well. Dan will have fun with that one
Omg just found your podcast recently and can’t stop watching. Not only do you really delve into so much detail on these horrific stories but you also have such an awesome sense of humor to lighten all the darkness. Absolutely love your content and will be looking forward to going through all the stories from past and also the new ones. Btw loved your songs 😂
The only thing I don’t about this particular podcast is I started mowing the lawn two hours too soon to listen to this in full while mowing. Suck-world problems. Keep up the great work!
I love hearing great podcasts about Albert Fish…I read about this twisted, disgusting weirdo about 30 years ago, before internet whenever we just had books. Nice job on this show! Thanks so much!
It's my first time seeing this channel, surprisingly the first time I've come across it considering i watch alot of true crime and documentaries on serial killers etc. The host is absolutely fantastic and so easy to listen to. I LOVE the accents he pulls off so well, they are really quite funny, I've been laughing so hard. Can't wait to listen to the many more videos on this channel. I'm also surprised that the channel doesn't have more views and followers.........this is the best and most detailed channel I've come across. Hopefully more people join up and help the channel grow....
Can you imagine in all the ways our brain can be configured, how many people are walking around today, who's thinking patterns is similar to old Albert's? Once again you managed to make me laugh while listening about something so screwed up. Cider is on me.... Because today's peanut butter came from you...
This is literally the best podcast I have ever ever listen to. Its brilliantly perfect and amazingly executed. Everything about it is spot on. 3 out of 5 stars 🌟 🌟 ⭐ HAIL LUCIFENIA
scott wharton of course he is; he’s the prophet of Nimrod! It would still be awesome to see him on a podcast with such a massive fan base so we can spread the suck. I would also love to see his reaction to Pig and Poutine.
Bruh nothing funny about this monster but the part where Fish rolls himself into a carpet "instructed by John the Apostle" always cracks me the fuck up 😂🤣🤣
This is hilarious, dude. But, I wasn't smilin' anymore... I was bloody exhausted with him. He's so inhuman. I couldn't smile with your humour but my mind's laughing with yo jokes. I just couldn't breathe and see this as something as the darkest mind of this mad man.
What did I just listen to? I never thought someone could top the Toy Box Killer, but I was wrong. I had to put down my turkey sandwich due to almost yaking it out.
Albert must have been EVERY HOOKER'S favorite client!! With all the evil bullshit they have to deal with...? Then along comes someone wants to pay to be beaten... Must have been heaven for them.
So dude says that the barn was a mile away and isolated enough that no one would hear the poor guy scream. YET Fish can still be close to a train stop to hop on one after all that. SMH.
The suckmaster, doctor, grand exhibiter of knowledge of Nimrod, tamer of Bojangles, slayer of Lucifina, and worshipper of Triple- M. Keep it up !!!!!!!
I already listened to it on the apple podcast app but im at work just letting it play through so the suck master can get more views. putting this random ass comment just to help the youtube algorithm
My family moved to Tarrytown (Sleepy Hollow)/Irvington from Manhattan when I was a tween (80s,) We always traveled back n forth so I totally know Fish's path. Now I know why they pushed the Headless Horseman so much... I never knew this guy was part of my regional history
Yep. I lived in Tarrytown/ Sleepy Hollow for several years. The fact that I once lived in Fish's old stomping grounds is a bit unsettling. Its sad that Westchester county was once subjected to the agenda of this sick asshole.
Only 36 minutes in and laughing harder than i ever have since i downloaded RUclips. Ive watched so many podcasts and videos over ol blue birdy Fisher fire pee cutters story but Dans presentation of the material is fuckn hilarious
Yes fish was a maniac. I'm sure there are a few other ones floating around out in society. Always be on your guard never let your children stray far from you. 99% of people out there are decent people that's the 1% you got to watch
Congratulations! Lol this was the first one I literally could not finish listening to. Omfg. You're hilarious, of course, and I tried because I do enjoy your witty remarks but this one made me really disturbed 😅. Moving on to the next one. Lol. Ugh this guy, can you imagine all the "Albert Fish" types we don't know about? I feel like those people that automatically give you those "creepy vibes" are often times just that. The neighborhood kids one time were gathered around my daughters friends, uncle, who was from out of town. Instantaneous mother bear defend and attack instincts. I told the kids later they're playing inside the rest of the day and for however long that dude is around. 🤦♀️ 😅
By far the most amazing blend of unapologetic silliness while being very factual and detailed. This is quality programming unmatched in its peanut but butter content. 3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing.
I've never been so glad to be allergic to peanuts and therefore unable to eat peanut butter. Absolutely perfect podcast, 3/5 stars
Bruh the fact that this guy can make us laugh at shit like this is comedy gold and just tells you how good his comedy is
Exactly this and the Gacy episode had me dying.
The craziest part of his story is the part about the old man telling the 16 year old not go into a house because he had seen "numerous" or "many" kids go in and never come out. I cannot comprehend how many kids that number might be if it is true.
Why didn't that old guy say shit other than that? Think he made a petition?
People who stumble across one of his podcasts and look at the comments probably think we all really are psychos.
we're not?
Rachel Stokes this was the first one I listened too. I couldn’t work out if I found it funny at first as I don’t like comedy podcasts. But then it just won me over. And I was laughing...now it’s my favourite of all. Everyone is perfect with information, well researched and funny as fuck. That’s how they do it Hollywood !!!
Nope. Only urs rachel only u
Rachel Stokes you crazy
"They ain't playing with this cult shit"
"Oh my darlin oh my baby take a shit on my chest" that fuckin sent me through the roof 😂😂😂
I still sing this to myself regularly 😂😂😂
Hahaha yes!! me too girl.
Oh my god I’m crying real tears 😂😂😂😭😭😭 I’ve just came across your channel and I’m hooked I’m so glad I found you this is GOLD lmao
Timesuck is a recent revelation for me. Lets just say that as someone with an historical bent, and with a serial killer fascination, your channel is an unmitigated delight! Love your work. Hail Nimrod and Lucifina!!!
PS I know Hitler and Stalin have been done to death, but how about a mini-series on their respective henchman. Mucho madness and entertainment galore, that I can guarantee... if you need tips on suitable reading material, please just holler!!
I knew Fish was sick, but damn he's beyond words.
How is it possible to be happy and depressed, from listing to this podcast?
yep you perfectly described it...almost choked and puke at plenty of points in the video yet still laughed at others
Okay
THAT'S SHOWBIZ! That's how they do it in Hollywood!!! 😂
love the show. it,s a rare thing too find someone who can get the information out recogniseing the black humor. your very talented and honest keep it comeing
Kenyan Here. Shout out on your show, best podcast I've listened to so far
You know, I've heard a lot about this guy, even read some of the letters that were sent to the families of Grace and Billy. His story still gets me every goddamn time.
I love your Albert fish voice so much I now imagine him sounding like that
38:55 The song we all love
I routinely hum this, and sing that's how I cum in my head
Thank you fucking Jesus.
Kickin back and watching this with a peanut butter sandwich and a tall glass of cider! 😂😂😂
Showbiz!
Peanut butter is always the answer.
Ew
Warm cider ??? Lol
@@StoneCorazon
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My second time listening to this one and the timeline is so crazy and wackadoodle filled that it just seems like your in one of your characters. The dude was certified crazy.
This is literally the most comical serial killer ever.
I'd say pretty close ones would be Joseph Kallinger and Richard Chase as well. I know this comment is 3 years old, but here's to hoping that Timesuck continues to go strong and that we get an episode on Kallinger as well. Dan will have fun with that one
Maybe the worst gimmick a comic ever had!
Dan is by far the best storyteller I've ever heard.
Omg just found your podcast recently and can’t stop watching. Not only do you really delve into so much detail on these horrific stories but you also have such an awesome sense of humor to lighten all the darkness. Absolutely love your content and will be looking forward to going through all the stories from past and also the new ones. Btw loved your songs 😂
His "letters" to Miss Shaw are hilarious :DDD
Thank you pandora ad for telling me my favorite comedian has a podcast!
Holy crap! This freak was worse than the Toy Box Killer. Thanks for the info, SuckMaster. Heah heah! 😁
The song at the end got me howling with laughter!
I’ve listened to this episode at least 5 times. That’s normal?
The only thing I don’t about this particular podcast is I started mowing the lawn two hours too soon to listen to this in full while mowing. Suck-world problems. Keep up the great work!
I absolutely love you and your podcasts, but your song after the barn bit is precisely why I invested in new headphones for work 🤣🤣🤣
I put almond butter (I'm allergic to peanuts) in a smoothie while listening to this. Didn't even think about it until the Takeaways portion. 😂😂
I watched a Netflix documentary on Albert Fish like 15 years ago and I'm still fucked up about it. Full on PTSD.
I love hearing great podcasts about Albert Fish…I read about this twisted, disgusting weirdo about 30 years ago, before internet whenever we just had books.
Nice job on this show! Thanks so much!
If I wasn't for the random bits of humor, I don't think I would have made it through this one.
THAT’S SHOWBIZZZZzzzz!
You’ve definitely earned a subscriber!
Josh Potter brought this guy up on YourMomsHouse and I've been waiting for you to cover it ever since.
tj green dan Cummins should go on hope they invite him
@@tavog8150 too bad its invite only
Update:
This was absolutely haunting
i would love Dan to go YMH
Yeah!! Finally. I'm excited for this one.
Omg you somehow make this hilarious 😂
It's my first time seeing this channel, surprisingly the first time I've come across it considering i watch alot of true crime and documentaries on serial killers etc.
The host is absolutely fantastic and so easy to listen to. I LOVE the accents he pulls off so well, they are really quite funny, I've been laughing so hard. Can't wait to listen to the many more videos on this channel.
I'm also surprised that the channel doesn't have more views and followers.........this is the best and most detailed channel I've come across. Hopefully more people join up and help the channel grow....
Thank you Chicken Joe for your fascinating take on health.
Can you imagine in all the ways our brain can be configured, how many people are walking around today, who's thinking patterns is similar to old Albert's?
Once again you managed to make me laugh while listening about something so screwed up.
Cider is on me....
Because today's peanut butter came from you...
"Little Bertie butt buffet" 🤣🤣🤣
this guy was a real jerk
Oh! you dirty Dog!!
No worries, later bitch. Listen to something else.
Um..........that's one way of putting it.
Lol.. Norm
WHAT A STATEMENT.
This one is absolutely insane
hilarious and logistic plus fine af we stand true crime King we deserves more subscribers thx for keeping me murder informed throughout this year
Orphans were notorious dumping grounds of kids by unfit parents.
This is literally the best podcast I have ever ever listen to. Its brilliantly perfect and amazingly executed. Everything about it is spot on.
3 out of 5 stars 🌟 🌟 ⭐
HAIL LUCIFENIA
i would love to see Dan on Rogan or YMH when he is out in Cali doing shows.
Dan is better than Rogan.
scott wharton of course he is; he’s the prophet of Nimrod! It would still be awesome to see him on a podcast with such a massive fan base so we can spread the suck. I would also love to see his reaction to Pig and Poutine.
Dan would do way better interviews than Rogan no hate. Also he would mash super well with tom and christina
Thanks for the episode, my good man! Now I'm off to fix myself a hot peanut butter sandwich and a mug of cider to wash it down.
Showbiz!
Hahaha
Good morning king of the suck I love you're podcasts I love learning about the darkish stuff that's happened in our worlds history
“Showbiz that’s how we do it in Hollywood” why can’t I find that Fish ever once said this in a letter or anything?
Bruh nothing funny about this monster but the part where Fish rolls himself into a carpet "instructed by John the Apostle" always cracks me the fuck up 😂🤣🤣
Take a drink every time he says “ spanking, spank, or spanked “
That's how they do it in Hollywood. Hot fresh peanut butter yum yum 💩
I listened to this one while I was at work. My co workers just kept hearing me say “oh that’s fucked up”
I recommend this pod episode to a friend. They blocked me.
This is definitely hilarious. New sub!
Fish was a complicated man.
Holy hell, someone told me to check this out. I knew about Albert Fish, but not like this.😳
I definitely subbed to Timesuck.
These are way better when the monster dies in the end. Pastor Cummin's whole demeanor is lighter. 😂😂😂 Love it!
This is hilarious, dude. But, I wasn't smilin' anymore... I was bloody exhausted with him. He's so inhuman. I couldn't smile with your humour but my mind's laughing with yo jokes. I just couldn't breathe and see this as something as the darkest mind of this mad man.
two girls one cup seems normal compared to this.
2 girls one cup is nothing compared to hardcore BDSM
@@papicazpa3476 well obviously 😭😭
@@rayneisgod3224 I don't understand how people get off to some things lol
I was supposed to be sleeping, but this kept me up. This and the Gacy episode was some of the funniest shit. I ever seen on a podcast like this.
Thanks!
@@BadMagicProductions Ahh... The Master Sucker highlighted my comment. Noted and appreciated thank you man.
I have never spit out my drink from laughing until now.
truth.
What did I just listen to? I never thought someone could top the Toy Box Killer, but I was wrong. I had to put down my turkey sandwich due to almost yaking it out.
Lmao love this guy got tickets in
Grand Rapids MI
Wish he'd do a Joseph Kallinger
Suck
The details this man was able to find and present to us is nothing short of amazing.
Albert must have been EVERY HOOKER'S favorite client!! With all the evil bullshit they have to deal with...? Then along comes someone wants to pay to be beaten... Must have been heaven for them.
The perfect Memorial Day podcast.
Heard this was worth the watch
I appreciate what you do dan 🤔✌🏻
So dude says that the barn was a mile away and isolated enough that no one would hear the poor guy scream. YET Fish can still be close to a train stop to hop on one after all that. SMH.
holly shit the quality is really good!
Dan is simply a great storyteller.
This one is the funniest, makes me laugh too much hahahaha, Might try that kerosene butthole thing, actually sounds fun
Love this podcast !! And scared to death !! My absolute favourite podcast find in years
20 minutes in and I’m in between laughing my ass off and complete shock!
Hail Nimrod! 3/5 stars can’t be any better!!
Dude that timing couldn’t have been worse... I was sipping a v8 right when you said Albert sucked the blood from between his fat cheeks 😂😂😂😂
Definitely, one of (if not the) most disgusting human beings to live. Lady Justice really came through beautifully that time.
I like to blair this episode as loud as I can when I’m at cow shows, keeps people from talking to me✌🏻😂
The suckmaster, doctor, grand exhibiter of knowledge of Nimrod, tamer of Bojangles, slayer of Lucifina, and worshipper of Triple- M. Keep it up !!!!!!!
Omg I felt just sick hearing the vile and the depravity of what Fish did to kids...
I already listened to it on the apple podcast app but im at work just letting it play through so the suck master can get more views. putting this random ass comment just to help the youtube algorithm
hahaha!! Love it
My family moved to Tarrytown (Sleepy Hollow)/Irvington from Manhattan when I was a tween (80s,) We always traveled back n forth so I totally know Fish's path. Now I know why they pushed the Headless Horseman so much... I never knew this guy was part of my regional history
Yep. I lived in Tarrytown/ Sleepy Hollow for several years. The fact that I once lived in Fish's old stomping grounds is a bit unsettling.
Its sad that Westchester county was once subjected to the agenda of this sick asshole.
And here I am eating peanut butter cookies thinking it'd be a good idea while watching this.
Christ.
Fuck my life.
Save me a cookie...misery loves company.
Just when I think I've heard the scariest suck...... Never laughed so hard about such a dark subject. Thanks for all you do and hail Nimrod!
no lie... after i listened to this amazingly humorous tale, my wife was eating pnut butter toast with a tall glass of apple cider ❤
Wonder what happened to his children. Did any of them rise above? I hope at least one of them did, and managed to live a good life.
Albert was a different kind of guy….
That was a tasty episode.
"Love stump" I can't! lmao
Only 36 minutes in and laughing harder than i ever have since i downloaded RUclips. Ive watched so many podcasts and videos over ol blue birdy Fisher fire pee cutters story but Dans presentation of the material is fuckn hilarious
Yes fish was a maniac. I'm sure there are a few other ones floating around out in society. Always be on your guard never let your children stray far from you. 99% of people out there are decent people that's the 1% you got to watch
56:07 A Star Is Born
I was looking for this time stamp 😭
Congratulations! Lol this was the first one I literally could not finish listening to. Omfg. You're hilarious, of course, and I tried because I do enjoy your witty remarks but this one made me really disturbed 😅. Moving on to the next one. Lol. Ugh this guy, can you imagine all the "Albert Fish" types we don't know about? I feel like those people that automatically give you those "creepy vibes" are often times just that. The neighborhood kids one time were gathered around my daughters friends, uncle, who was from out of town. Instantaneous mother bear defend and attack instincts. I told the kids later they're playing inside the rest of the day and for however long that dude is around. 🤦♀️ 😅
Yooooo that chicken joe sht threw mee😂😂😄
This may be the greatest suck ever
Love this three out of five stars
Great content, dan bro Another banger episode fuck yea ripping good time yess👌🤘😶🤯😆😂😂💯
Grandpa horndog in kemper's voice!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Is it weird that Fish is my favorite serial killer? Been waiting for this episode ever since I discovered The Suck.
Wrapped in carpet.
Instructed by John the Apostle 😂
He's mine too
thanks , I will never look at peanut butter the same ... Dickie cover in sweat peanut butter !!