I saw the thumbnail this morning and sent it to a group chat that was started at an old job because he looks like the younger version of a dude that works there...nobody has said I'm wrong....
I'm kinda surprised that Dan didn't notice how Dennis also looks like another famous person that committed terrible crimes on page. To me he looks a lot like my favorite author Stephen King!
Every impression he does is hilarious no matter who he is imitating. Chicken Joe, What is big deal Chikatilo, I love you dad Gacy. Sorry grandma Dahmer, I'll bang anything Buono, and Hello my Darling take a shit on my chest Fish. I can't be the only person tell me I ain't.
If you like the British surname Allcock, others include: Smallcock, Badcock, Slocock and Cockburn (but they like to pronounce it "Co'burn"!)...and there's also just plain, old Cock!
1:28:48 What You said was- “After Kenneth dies on his floor Nielsen then quiets bleep the dog.” Imm’a little stoned; What I heard was- “After Kenneth dies on his floor Nielsen then quietly bleeps the dog.” 😅 This guy is so fu€ked up that I didn’t clock doggiecide as out of character. I only rewound it because I thought Dan had sincerely censored a cuss word and that was so jarring to me that I needed to hear it again to be sure. I’m laughing so hard right now, genuinely I’m might throw up 🤣🤣🤣
All are quite TRUE, actually! He quieted Bleep the dog. He quietly bleeped the dog. He quieted Bleep the flocking dog. He quietly flocked the bleeping dog. He quieted Bleep, bleeping and flocking the dog. He quietly flocked and bleeped the bleeping bleep of a dog, his dog, Bleep. Then he calmly went outside, and had himself a good old bleeping bleep of a bleeping good time around his bonfire, fueled by Bleep his bleeping bleep of a dog who was a bleeping good boy and kept that fire going quite awhile cause, as it turns out, Bleep, the bleepin' good boy, also had made really good flockin' kindling. First by way of his littlest bits, and tiniest pelts of Bleep's bleeping fur then, becoming excellent firewood, that quietly popped, silently crackled, all the while perpetually sizzling away, though, never barkin', never barkin', NO, not any longer...an occasional POOF or a SNAP but never one single WOOF or SNARL... And I would know, as I was THERE! But now I can't tell if it's because I'm still quite stoned as well or if it is because I'd been stoned to death, or, now lie down in the ground, in and amongst all the dirt or interminglin' with all the stones, earthen rocks, rocky earth and living soil, they all surrounding me, gripping, and shrouding me, a mystery even to me or is it that I'm actually gripping, snuggling up to all of it and pullin' it all up to where my chin was or used to be or where it should be...as if something not altogether unlike a child's security blanket, and the way it helps out at least somehow, by offering up to them just the tiniest bit of comfort, and safety, a tiny solid woven foundation or it's their rock if you will. This one, mine...just also happens, to actually be made out of rock and all the hard things, I struggle, now, to grip tightly and latch onto with no longer having any hands, fingers, or thumbs, for which I am free to use, all willy-nilly...Lol!
Aww, my twin sons called their baby sister Sissy" when she was first born in 2020. They were 15 months old, and couldn't say Sissy, and instead said "Ditty." The nickname "Ditty" stuck. Even she says her name is Ditty, although she says it like "Deedee." Sorry your story about your nickname for your dog made me think of that. 😁
Sometimes, just sometimes... I take your crazy fake tangents seriously for a few moments until it dawns on me that you are completely pulling my leg and I can't help but laugh. I'm embarrassed to admit that I was wondering about the logistics of a club containing chimps
I'm so glad that Dan is a master sucker! there are so few masters at sucking in this world! i hope someday to meet in person a person that is a master sucker. that would make me as well a lucifina very happy!
The English Scotsman with an Aussie accent certainly accentuates the oddity of this case
It was cracking me up ngl
Love how you completely committed to the Aussie thing.
That impression of him reacting to his grandfather eating hard candy fucking set me off. I can't stop laughing
My grandma ate Popsicles that way. It was horrifying.
Dan, you are probably the only person that I would just laugh and shrug when you do an Aussie (kind of) accent for a killer from the UK 😅🤷♀️
Haha! He was Scottish as well!
That Aussie impression of a Scottish person had me rolling. Thank you for keeping Billy Shakes going strong 😂😂😂❤❤❤
The Timesuck Show is one of the best in the narrator network.
Dan bro, another banger, great content that wacking it out behind the shed had me rolling!!🎯😆😂😂💯
Yesss I needed this episode I been waiting for you to get to this one
Love you Dan! Everything you do. Can't wait for the new hour
Any other Scots horrified by the accent!? Lmao
Hoingy boingy
Ooofta oooofta
My zipples are zappled
✨🍋✨Showbiz!✨🥜✨
Really enjoyed watching him screw up all the little town names in Scotland lol 😂 I've lived in those areas I struggled to say them myself
Oh, boo-hoo. That was not a traumatic childhood. IMO.
I saw the thumbnail this morning and sent it to a group chat that was started at an old job because he looks like the younger version of a dude that works there...nobody has said I'm wrong....
Pretty sure RUclips has me shadow banned 😂 but I’m loving these true crime episodes.
Tell my F.B.I. agent I said hello. We are all on a list. Hail Nimrod!
Nah, I can see your comment. You good homie.
Thanks 🤘🏼
🤘
I see you 😊
❤Do you practice your commentary for these stories or does it just come naturally to you? Hilariously brilliant ❤
I'm kinda surprised that Dan didn't notice how Dennis also looks like another famous person that committed terrible crimes on page. To me he looks a lot like my favorite author Stephen King!
Ha Slightly.
He looks like Stephen King a lot in this picture for sure. Good call
We all know Dan is a professional accent actor 😂
Nailing the Aussie accent 👍😂
1:52:09 🤣❤️
You sound like Butcher from The Boys if he were wicked concussed.
Every impression he does is hilarious no matter who he is imitating. Chicken Joe, What is big deal Chikatilo, I love you dad Gacy. Sorry grandma Dahmer, I'll bang anything Buono, and Hello my Darling take a shit on my chest Fish. I can't be the only person tell me I ain't.
You are definitely not alone this guy is genius hilarious content is great fire😆😂😂🔥🔥💯
If you like the British surname Allcock, others include: Smallcock, Badcock, Slocock and Cockburn (but they like to pronounce it "Co'burn"!)...and there's also just plain, old Cock!
This is gonna be a great one
Another Monday!
cummins law is gonna hit hard w/ this one! lmao, be careful guys! 🤣
Clicked on this right when I was heating up my rice n chicken mmmm not kfc tho it’s the healthy kind 😂
Haha. You better hurry up and finish that chicken before you find out how they caught him. 😁
Umm. Taste like Tony.....I mean tuna.
I was making stirfry 😣
1:28:48 What You said was- “After Kenneth dies on his floor Nielsen
then quiets bleep the dog.” Imm’a little stoned; What I heard was- “After Kenneth dies on his floor Nielsen
then quietly bleeps the dog.” 😅 This guy is so fu€ked up that I didn’t clock doggiecide as out of character. I only rewound it because I thought Dan had sincerely censored a cuss word and that was so jarring to me that I needed to hear it again to be sure. I’m laughing so hard right now, genuinely I’m might throw up 🤣🤣🤣
All are quite TRUE, actually!
He quieted Bleep the dog.
He quietly bleeped the dog.
He quieted Bleep the flocking dog.
He quietly flocked the bleeping dog.
He quieted Bleep, bleeping and flocking the dog.
He quietly flocked and bleeped the bleeping bleep of a dog, his dog, Bleep.
Then he calmly went outside, and had himself a good old bleeping bleep of a bleeping good time around his bonfire, fueled by Bleep his bleeping bleep of a dog who was a bleeping good boy and kept that fire going quite awhile cause, as it turns out, Bleep, the bleepin' good boy, also had made really good flockin' kindling. First by way of his littlest bits, and tiniest pelts of Bleep's bleeping fur then, becoming excellent firewood, that quietly popped, silently crackled, all the while perpetually sizzling away, though, never barkin', never barkin', NO, not any longer...an occasional POOF or a SNAP but never one single WOOF or SNARL...
And I would know, as I was THERE!
But now I can't tell if it's because I'm still quite stoned as well or if it is because I'd been stoned to death, or, now lie down in the ground, in and amongst all the dirt or interminglin' with all the stones, earthen rocks, rocky earth and living soil, they all surrounding me, gripping, and shrouding me, a mystery even to me or is it that I'm actually gripping, snuggling up to all of it and pullin' it all up to where my chin was or used to be or where it should be...as if something not altogether unlike a child's security blanket, and the way it helps out at least somehow, by offering up to them just the tiniest bit of comfort, and safety, a tiny solid woven foundation or it's their rock if you will. This one, mine...just also happens, to actually be made out of rock and all the hard things, I struggle, now, to grip tightly and latch onto with no longer having any hands, fingers, or thumbs, for which I am free to use, all willy-nilly...Lol!
Aww, my twin sons called their baby sister Sissy" when she was first born in 2020. They were 15 months old, and couldn't say Sissy, and instead said "Ditty." The nickname "Ditty" stuck. Even she says her name is Ditty, although she says it like "Deedee." Sorry your story about your nickname for your dog made me think of that. 😁
Sometimes, just sometimes... I take your crazy fake tangents seriously for a few moments until it dawns on me that you are completely pulling my leg and I can't help but laugh. I'm embarrassed to admit that I was wondering about the logistics of a club containing chimps
No goddamned way Nilsen is as amazing as Jeffy D...! Nilsen didn't eat nobody, right?
David Tennant was so great as DK
Love the true crime stories.....I'm hungry for some reason.
Agreed. Made food during the intro.. chicken of course
@@Sharkdog11band peanut butt butter, that's how they do it in Hollywood.
I think that you should become a voice actor. 😊😊
@dancumminscomedy, I see you’ve already been informed that your accent was Australian and not British. 😂
I'm stoned at the moment.
Cringe
Let's Go!
Can't buy a thrill shirt. But I know brother McDonald plays peg with killer back up
Omg my father's name is Brian bottjer wtf lol
This accent.😂😂😂
OMG you crossed the line; Dan!
I'm so glad that Dan is a master sucker! there are so few masters at sucking in this world! i hope someday to meet in person a person that is a master sucker. that would make me as well a lucifina very happy!
Dan the man CUMMINGS!
DO SOME RUclips CELEBRITY BOXING SHIT MAN. YOU WOULD Whoop some ass
bikini burger is hilarious and great
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!