@@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh Spooder: You took MJ and said, Paul: I'm a man. Spooder: You slept with her and said, Paul: I'm a man. Spooder: She whispered in your ear and said Paul: *I'M A MAN!* * MJ is now a man* 😂
It was a double homicide in the spider base where as a man named Paul and a man named Mary Jane was found lifeless with 3rd degree burns from their assailant
The whole point was to prove that Paul was a sad excuse of writing material that he would try hard to prove his relevance. Spooderman dared him, which anyone with brains should recognize there's a setup going to happen. Paul was arrogant enough to fall for it. First two sentences were to goad his ego, that taking someone else's partner and doing stuff while the main attraction (Spider-Man) was away saving the world, made him a man. The third sentence was the entrapment, which he walked right into but he can't avoid it since he agreed to the dare. The last bit on spooderman's part was the icing on top. Bottom line: Paul is the joke.
@@ultimavishtein5269 The part I'm confused with is the last part. I thought it was just to trick Paul into saying that MJ is a man. But then he said "That was Peter buddy".
@peeweemaroske8619 Because after spooderman tricked Paul into that third sentence, he then changed the script, stating that was peter who Paul slept with, not mj.
because it's bad to say but it's true in into the spiderverse at least Peter B. did something in across the spiderverse he did practically nothing except look after Mayday -_-
@@peeweemaroske8619 but as we know he only has it because Peter 1610B died and then in into the spiderverse he met Miles as the new Earth Spider-Man 1610B because otherwise Miguel made us clearly understand that it was Peter 1610B who should have Mayday since he was still married to MJ and not Peter B.
@@spidermanreborned86 Yeah. But why are you going into detail. The whole point is to roast this non canon and fanfic character. The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows is where it's at baby.
First off i want to ask some questions here 1. Why is Paul still talking shit when his ass got buried to the ground 2. Why is Madame Web head still here talking shit 3. Who tf invited a demon into the spider society 4. Paul and MJ should not be even talking abt couples when their own relationship is bad 5. Dont talk to my buddy spooderman PAUL!!!
Not sure if Madam Web was roasting. She's actually right. All the writers keep ruining Peter just as things start going good for him. Every. Time. Peter used to own his own company. Now he's back to being broke.
@@NoHandle44They returned him to status quo, though destroying the company was honestly overkill. A lot of neat stories could have still come from it.
Paul is like Namor Both are idiots 🙄 Both tried to steal the soulmates from two geniuses (one succeeded 🕷, the other failed 🧠) Both are very unpopular (Paul is with fans, Namor is within the superhero community. Even Blade doesn't like him)
I love how, Spooderman always has some of the best roasts and everyone just falls apart because of it. They don't expect too much out of him but when he hits, he REALLY hits.
Ultimate Spider-Man: "One more thing Paul, unlike yours my kids are still around. Now you and Mj both take a page out of their book and disappear already"
Dude a loyal and a loving MJ to Peter is so beautiful and a Chad and handsome Parker? Damn. Ultimate Spiderman is **THE** Spiderman. And once again, screw Paul.
@@antyep Facts brother. Matter of fact I wish they'd turn this around by making him end up with a Black Cat that's changed her ways for him. Twist things up a bit with some character development and make him realize that there are better partners for him than the usual damsel.
Bro even JJ decided to get in on roasting paul, ignoring the room full of spidermen and even complimenting one for a successful marriage, thats when you know paul is screwed, this entire arc should be just every spiderman roasting the hell out of paul for existing
Peter B. - Well jokes on all of you. I worked trough my crisis and MJ and I are now raising a kid too. Ultimate Peter - That's awesome, would you like any tips? Peter B. - General stuff would be great...but May also has powers. Ultimate Peter - OHHHHH 😯 Peter B. - Don't worry, I've got the powers covered. Thanks for the help man. Ultimate Peter - No problems, man *They hug like bros*
@@QuikBlazer Yeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the Ultimate Spider-Man universe comic is where it's at baby. Renew Your Vows is the true canon story. A lot of people seem to forget about this masterpiece.
J. Jonah Jameson saying something nice about a Peter Parker and that Peter getting JJJ's respect? Finally! About darn time J.J. actually liked a Spider-Man!
Strangely enough, in the main 616 universe, JJJ hasn’t hated Spidey for a while after his dad married aunt may and finding out who Spidey was. He actually became one of his biggest supporters
The best part of this was 0:50 Ultimate Mj and Peter Were not Loooking for smoke They were chill and these assholes couldn’t help themselves so they got packed up
Wow this is the first time I ever see Jameson being nice to a Spider-Man. Especially Ultimate Spider-Man. I love this channel and roast. Ultimate Spider-Man is the true goat! Love the comics. I still love how they roast good for nothing Paul. 😂❤
Jameson defending a Spider-Man and saying something that doesn't bash the web head for once, now that's a rare sight, rare but welcome i can't remember the last time he did that, the only other time i can think of is from the Raimiverse in 2004's Spider-Man 2 just before Raimiverse Peter took his suit back to confront Doc Ock
Kind of want to bring in Ultimate Peter from the comics and have everyone basically console him on how the writers screwed him over (looking at you Bendis) for diversity hire Spider-Man, Miles Morales. (Love Miles, but he used to basically be a stale personality and Bendis said he created Miles because he thought his adopted daughters wouldn’t look up Peter because he was white. Still cool we got a black Spider-Man though)
Honestly, Spiderverse Peter and mainline Peter would have interesting reactions to Ultimate Peter: He's 30ish, he willingly chose to become Spider-Man (no accidental spider bite), his uncle Ben is still alive, he's married to MJ and they have two kids, Harry Osbourne (who he only recently met) gave him the power and responsibility speech, his daughter came up with the color scheme of his suit, he didn't make any of his gear as it came with the suit, he's only been Spider-man for maybe a year, and his very first suit might be his universe's version of the Venom Symbiote given the AI uses we as pronoun.
Earth-6160 Spider-Man and MJ need to go on a double date with Earth-616 Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman + Richard, May, Franklin and Valeria involved
the problem with MJ 616 is that when Stan created her he didn't think of her from the beginning to be Peter's life partner, that's the point, Stan initially thought of Gwen as Peter's life partner, it's Conway who wanted to all costs MJ in that role because he liked MJ more, in fact after he killed Gwen he reformed MJ to marry Peter, the fact is that the initial characteristics with which Stan had thought of MJ (that is, that she was only the one who created havoc in Peter's love life) never went away completely, which is why we got to the point that the wedding was canceled because as much as MJ always supported Peter, deep down she always wanted him to hang up his costume so he could stay at home with her and no longer make her worry (just think that even in 2002 during the period of the stories with Morlun MJ wanted a separation), even if they give back at Peter 616 the marriage with MJ 616 we will always return to this point one day because she's like that, the new Ultimate MJ and Spinneret on the other hand were created from the beginning to be the wives of their respective Peters so that component of... let's call it "either you stop being spider-man to be alone with me or I'll leave you "it's not in them that's why those two versions of her are perfect while the 616 one and every other one do nothing but change their minds every 5 minutes
@@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy They are awesome. But I prefer Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows. I hope The Spectacular Spider-Man show comes back. Then we can finally have the relationship between Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson done justice in animation.
I worry that, being from another generation, Spider-Man Noir might go a little too hard with the inappropriate language. You don't just start throwing around insults like calling someone a "hard-boiled turtle-slapper". Even for the hottest of roasts, there need to be SOME boundaries. The last thing we need is for Mr. Noir to get cancelled.
I actually want Spider-Man noir to say this to Paul Spider-Man Noir: Paul you got rizz for MJ right Paul: yeah I get more rizz then you do Spider-Man Noir: that funny while you have rizz for one girl and that's MJ meanwhile my theme music has more rizz then your dumb looking face Miles: god damn The other Spider-Mans all laughing
I love this video! Especially the part where ultimate spider-man calls Paul “Gargamel” As both a Smurfs fan & a Spider-Man fan. I cannot help, but laugh & cry at roast! 😆😂🤣
@@kaekkokirrin6140 Thanks. That's probably why he had two fake illusions. While Ultimate Spider-Man slept with his wife Ultimate Mary Jane. They have two real kids. These roasts from them and Peter B Parker would have brought everything down in this video. Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane: "Paul" our kids should have a playdate with your kids sometime. Oh wait we forgot they vanished into fin air because they were never real. Peter B Parker: Sure I'm a mess. But at least my MJ and I know the joy of being parents without worrying about our child disappearing into nothing.
I wouldn't be surprise if Deadpool shows up to roast Paul and MJ because he's tried of Paul to the point that he's being serious because that's one of the most scariest things you can see, because if someone like Deadpool isn't cracking jokes you know you've messed up.
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Peter Earth-616: Lost his MJ
Peter Earth-616B: Temporarily Lost his MJ
Peter Ultimate Universe: Never once lost his MJ
Original ultimate Peter: died by the hands of the Green Goblin only to be later resurrected by a super soldier serum
@@or6567angeoh so that’s how it happened. Then he ran away with his MJ into the sunset.
Peter MVC: Lost MJ to an OC and got a Succubus hottie
RYV Peter - his MJ and their daughter became a crime fighting family with him
To be honest, I hope in the future the creator can finally give Spiderman 616 a better life
The one universe where Peter and Mj are actually together and aren't having any problems from the writer's! 😮💨
So far
@@FranciscoJimenez-ng6wb Oi!! Peter B.'s been doing fine, last I checked.
for now
WE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS LIKE THESEE
Earth-6160 PeterMJ 🤝 Earth-616 ReedSue
Happily married, with kids
Seriously, these two need to crossover 😭
Spooderman didnt roast him he outright slaughtered him 💀
can you explain Spooder Man Clash to me? Please
@@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh
Spooder: You took MJ and said,
Paul: I'm a man.
Spooder: You slept with her and said,
Paul: I'm a man.
Spooder: She whispered in your ear and said
Paul: *I'M A MAN!*
* MJ is now a man* 😂
@@NoHandle44 Insomniac MJ looks like one.
It was a double homicide in the spider base where as a man named Paul and a man named Mary Jane was found lifeless with 3rd degree burns from their assailant
@@Dan-ex6lc 😭
"Shut up Gargamel."
That's a boomer loaded with insidious insults. 😂
💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥
Damn JJ is defending Spiderman 😂.
That's how bad paul is
Ultimate is the mf GOAT
Meanwhile, all I can hear is Cave Johnson. :-)
6160 Peter is the goat. A gift from The One Above All, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby made to grace our comic books.
@@thegateguardian1201 Bro ur cmmnt makes no sense 🤮.
Bro fell for the oldest trick in the book lmao
@darkshadowx803 bro said all spiders have a canon event
Writers with the ultimate universe: the fucks that gotta do with him....
@darkshadowx803 Can someone explain the "I'm a man" joke to me?
The whole point was to prove that Paul was a sad excuse of writing material that he would try hard to prove his relevance. Spooderman dared him, which anyone with brains should recognize there's a setup going to happen. Paul was arrogant enough to fall for it. First two sentences were to goad his ego, that taking someone else's partner and doing stuff while the main attraction (Spider-Man) was away saving the world, made him a man. The third sentence was the entrapment, which he walked right into but he can't avoid it since he agreed to the dare. The last bit on spooderman's part was the icing on top.
Bottom line: Paul is the joke.
@@ultimavishtein5269 The part I'm confused with is the last part. I thought it was just to trick Paul into saying that MJ is a man.
But then he said "That was Peter buddy".
@peeweemaroske8619 Because after spooderman tricked Paul into that third sentence, he then changed the script, stating that was peter who Paul slept with, not mj.
Never i ever thought i would see J. Jameson backing up Spiderman.
But Spooderman f**ked Paul up! 😂😂😂😂
Jameson does come around Ultimate Peter and actually supports through the bugle after ultimatum.
At least This Peter and MJ is better than MJ with Paul even Miguel would think Paul with Mary Jane would be even worse than an anomaly 💀
Bro speaking fax 🗣️🔥🔥
He would say: "I don't care how, but break this canon event!"
MJ and Paul ARE an anomaly!
@@gusgray1992 You two are the ORIGINAL ANOMALY!
Paul and MJ classify as SCPs
0:33 woah Jameson... This is rare
And none of the Spiders Roasted him 🤣
@@TONYGILLEY Very rare, isn't it?
@@SodafusJameson hated Paul more than Spider-Man is what i like to see 😂
@@FoxyTheHeroFox LMAO! 🤣
@@FoxyTheHeroFox The Bugle headline he made after this was 'Heroic Spider-Men successfully beated down the Menace Paul'
Paul: What did I do to you, Jameson?
Jameson: Probably just existing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah! This is something else
Paul's mere existence is enough to make Thanos snap his fingers again
@@TabathaTMartin Not even Thanos would waste time on worm like Paul
Might need to check if Jameson has the symbiote cause there was no hesitation
Just straight VENOM
*cue Jameson laugh.*
😂
"Peter the Beta Parker"
Im sorry, but that made me laugh so much HAHAHA
Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
because it's bad to say but it's true in into the spiderverse at least Peter B. did something in across the spiderverse he did practically nothing except look after Mayday -_-
@@peeweemaroske8619 but as we know he only has it because Peter 1610B died and then in into the spiderverse he met Miles as the new Earth Spider-Man 1610B because otherwise Miguel made us clearly understand that it was Peter 1610B who should have Mayday since he was still married to MJ and not Peter B.
@@spidermanreborned86 Yeah. But why are you going into detail. The whole point is to roast this non canon and fanfic character.
The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows is where it's at baby.
This is pure and rightfully assasination for Paul, LMAO
Ahhhhh it feels like my flames of revenge has finally quenched
First off i want to ask some questions here
1. Why is Paul still talking shit when his ass got buried to the ground
2. Why is Madame Web head still here talking shit
3. Who tf invited a demon into the spider society
4. Paul and MJ should not be even talking abt couples when their own relationship is bad
5. Dont talk to my buddy spooderman PAUL!!!
Nobody invited mesphito which is why he got kicked out like Saitama (someone invited homelander tho)
Not sure if Madam Web was roasting. She's actually right. All the writers keep ruining Peter just as things start going good for him. Every. Time.
Peter used to own his own company. Now he's back to being broke.
After One More Day, Mephisto always has a seat at the Parker table, whether we like it or not.
@@NoHandle44They returned him to status quo, though destroying the company was honestly overkill. A lot of neat stories could have still come from it.
Paul is like Namor
Both are idiots 🙄
Both tried to steal the soulmates from two geniuses (one succeeded 🕷, the other failed 🧠)
Both are very unpopular (Paul is with fans, Namor is within the superhero community. Even Blade doesn't like him)
I love how, Spooderman always has some of the best roasts and everyone just falls apart because of it. They don't expect too much out of him but when he hits, he REALLY hits.
3:00 spooner man you never cease to amaze me 😂
last video he did that imagine dragon joke and I almost laughed to death
The symbiote spidermen laughing made that even funnier
can you explain Spooder Man Clash to me?😊
Spooderman is the greatest burn specialist in the entire spider society
Not even jameson tanked that joke lol
Paul:what did I even do to u Jameson
Jameson: probably existing
Miles:DAMN
Me: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bro gave Mephisto a cameo just to have him roast B. Parker's ass.😂
After that the strongest spiderman comes out of nowhere and cooks him
To bad ultimate didnt said something to roast madame web, but probably she will be roasted by her bad predictions from Deadpool and Venom movies
Not the strongest the 6 Strongest@@Gboi-h1o
@@josevillanueva2944 didn't want to waste breath or roast material on something irrelevant and forgotten.
@@josevillanueva2944Seriously. Who invited that hctib back?
Ultimate Spider-Man: "One more thing Paul, unlike yours my kids are still around. Now you and Mj both take a page out of their book and disappear already"
That or “Unlike yours my kids actually exist”
@@joshualake9946 That's good too
@Nikorasu1048 Ultimate Spider-Man: At least I did something useful than your whole appearance
@@joshualake9946Damn!!!
“Must be a glitch in the multiverse” “or mabey he’s finally mellowing out” HAD ME DYING😂😂😂😂
Dude a loyal and a loving MJ to Peter is so beautiful and a Chad and handsome Parker? Damn. Ultimate Spiderman is **THE** Spiderman. And once again, screw Paul.
Screw Marvel. They better not mess this one up just cuz they have a hard-on for Peter’s suffering
@@antyep Facts brother. Matter of fact I wish they'd turn this around by making him end up with a Black Cat that's changed her ways for him. Twist things up a bit with some character development and make him realize that there are better partners for him than the usual damsel.
Paul: you can’t even catch a thief.
Me: says the guy that indirectly cause the destruction of both his race and planet.
I would be happy if ultimate MJ became spinneret. 😊
@@kingdon7795 what and the kids became Spiderling and Spider-Boy? lol
Bro even JJ decided to get in on roasting paul, ignoring the room full of spidermen and even complimenting one for a successful marriage, thats when you know paul is screwed, this entire arc should be just every spiderman roasting the hell out of paul for existing
You know crap has officially hit the fan when your worst critic/enemy sides with you against a bigger menace to society.
you know its good when even Jameson of all people say you're a bigger menace than parker XD
2:21 Captain Universe Spiderman coming in clutch.
God had to come down and put the devil back in his place for a second time
Earth 6160 Spider-Man: At least I look like a Gigachad and not have a frog for a face
Miles: GOD DAMN!
2:59 spooderman never fails to make me laugh with his roasts😂😂😂😂😂
"Probably just existing" Goaaaad Dammmn😂😂😂😂
Seeing Paul get what he deserves is beautifully hilarious. It truly is something else.
"What did i do to you, Jameson"
"Probably just existing."
Peter B. - Well jokes on all of you. I worked trough my crisis and MJ and I are now raising a kid too.
Ultimate Peter - That's awesome, would you like any tips?
Peter B. - General stuff would be great...but May also has powers.
Ultimate Peter - OHHHHH 😯
Peter B. - Don't worry, I've got the powers covered. Thanks for the help man.
Ultimate Peter - No problems, man
*They hug like bros*
@@cxcfm The 2 Spider-Men to have a family with Mary Jane. Along with The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.
The second paul tried to call out Spider Goat was the moment I knew Paul was going to die in more ways than one
Hey SOF you’re the best when it comes to Spider-Man videos, thanks and keep doing them!❤
2:37 WILD💀
Man had ZERO hesitation.
2024 Ultimate Spidey's the goat
One of, RYV and USM actually had happy endings
@@QuikBlazer Yeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the Ultimate Spider-Man universe comic is where it's at baby.
Renew Your Vows is the true canon story. A lot of people seem to forget about this masterpiece.
@@peeweemaroske8619 It's Painfully slept upon
2:52 the absolute best burn to exist, and the funny part is: it's just reverse psychology!
Yo you know you are in the wrong when even James decides to step in to defend a spiderman. XD
What's funny is JJJ now has a soft spot for Spidey after he found out his secret identity
I Just absolutely love when they Roast Paul and Somewhat MJ its like à family réunion 😂😂
the “Goddamn!”‘s from Miles kills me everytime 😂😂😂
1:10 "At least, I *have* a kid."
@@ZoanBlade90 Peter B Parker: I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
J. Jonah Jameson saying something nice about a Peter Parker and that Peter getting JJJ's respect? Finally! About darn time J.J. actually liked a Spider-Man!
Strangely enough, in the main 616 universe, JJJ hasn’t hated Spidey for a while after his dad married aunt may and finding out who Spidey was. He actually became one of his biggest supporters
@@sharpshooterjames8891 Wait...WHAT?! 🤯
@@cts9254
And i swear there was a comic were they were temporary friends and even jjj invited peter to a podcast.
@@libantube-on8kw There's something similar to that, and it's Zenger's Spider-Man AI voices video, but JJJ is his usual self ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Peter b actually is living a decent life
@@phantomlm Yeah I would have had him say this.
Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
@@peeweemaroske8619 Miles: Damn!
I truly enjoy seeing paul get roasted.
The best part of this was 0:50
Ultimate Mj and Peter
Were not
Loooking for smoke
They were chill and these assholes couldn’t help themselves so they got packed up
3:06 GAWDDAMN
Love how Cosmic Spider-Man came just to bury Mephsito, literally.
Ultimate Spiderman is actually what my dream was for Spiderman, finally.
3:07 had me laughing with the Spiders and JJ.
Wow this is the first time I ever see Jameson being nice to a Spider-Man. Especially Ultimate Spider-Man.
I love this channel and roast. Ultimate Spider-Man is the true goat! Love the comics. I still love how they roast good for nothing Paul. 😂❤
oh damn that last burn :) lol
0:48 NO! THAT IS SOLID SPIDER!
Even J.J. defended Spider-Man
Thank you cosmic Spider-Man
The goat we needed!
@@DEADLYSTORM22 Straight Fact😎
Jameson defending a Spider-Man and saying something that doesn't bash the web head for once, now that's a rare sight, rare but welcome i can't remember the last time he did that, the only other time i can think of is from the Raimiverse in 2004's Spider-Man 2 just before Raimiverse Peter took his suit back to confront Doc Ock
2:36 - DAMN JAMESON!! THAT WAS SAVAGE!!!
👋👋👋💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kind of want to bring in Ultimate Peter from the comics and have everyone basically console him on how the writers screwed him over (looking at you Bendis) for diversity hire Spider-Man, Miles Morales. (Love Miles, but he used to basically be a stale personality and Bendis said he created Miles because he thought his adopted daughters wouldn’t look up Peter because he was white. Still cool we got a black Spider-Man though)
Imagine if OG Ultimate roasting Paul
This channel is goated and all. And it is good to see Paul finally get put in his place for being the disgrace he is.
Thank you ONE PERSON!!!!
Devil : I will never let Peter have good Life
Cosmic spider : do you what happen to the last guy who threatened us the last time ?!
Devil : ( Fuck )
Peter B. Parker is my one of my favorite Spider-Man, we need to see more of him. Also I am glad we put Paul 6 feet under for the third time 🤣😂
Honestly, Spiderverse Peter and mainline Peter would have interesting reactions to Ultimate Peter: He's 30ish, he willingly chose to become Spider-Man (no accidental spider bite), his uncle Ben is still alive, he's married to MJ and they have two kids, Harry Osbourne (who he only recently met) gave him the power and responsibility speech, his daughter came up with the color scheme of his suit, he didn't make any of his gear as it came with the suit, he's only been Spider-man for maybe a year, and his very first suit might be his universe's version of the Venom Symbiote given the AI uses we as pronoun.
2:08 me- huh doomed to fail like your movie oh wait that already happened
DAYUM 💯💯💯💯
Miles:GOD DAMN
THAT LAST BURN WAS A FLASHFIRE GODDAMN😂😂😂
“She woke up and whispered in your ear…” “I’m a man” got me dying AND going down 6 feet under 😂
The roasting Paul trilogy or we should call it Saga or Arc, Who Knows how Long & Big it can goes LOL 😂
Ultimate MJ: You know what's the difference between you and me?
Alternate MJ: What?
Ultimate MJ: My kids are real and alive.
Earth-6160 Spider-Man and MJ need to go on a double date with Earth-616 Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman + Richard, May, Franklin and Valeria involved
Ultimate Spiderman: Hey Paul at 'MY' kids are real and not something created unlike yours.
Damn!
@@DianObsidian Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
Jameson and Tobey Spidey would say: Hold up, let Ultimate Cook 🕷🗿
2:55 Best part!!!! LOL😆
the problem with MJ 616 is that when Stan created her he didn't think of her from the beginning to be Peter's life partner, that's the point, Stan initially thought of Gwen as Peter's life partner, it's Conway who wanted to all costs MJ in that role because he liked MJ more, in fact after he killed Gwen he reformed MJ to marry Peter, the fact is that the initial characteristics with which Stan had thought of MJ (that is, that she was only the one who created havoc in Peter's love life) never went away completely, which is why we got to the point that the wedding was canceled because as much as MJ always supported Peter, deep down she always wanted him to hang up his costume so he could stay at home with her and no longer make her worry (just think that even in 2002 during the period of the stories with Morlun MJ wanted a separation), even if they give back at Peter 616 the marriage with MJ 616 we will always return to this point one day because she's like that, the new Ultimate MJ and Spinneret on the other hand were created from the beginning to be the wives of their respective Peters so that component of... let's call it "either you stop being spider-man to be alone with me or I'll leave you "it's not in them that's why those two versions of her are perfect while the 616 one and every other one do nothing but change their minds every 5 minutes
Let's hope Miles of 1610B can say the same after BTSV
1:36 He does kinda look like Gargamel
1:45 Don't forget Rami MJ
0:08 I mean yeah…but then one forgets there still the threat of Mr. Maker(evil Mr fantastic)
I love the new Ultimate Peter Parker and the new Ultimate Mary Jane Watson
@darkshadowx803 that is facts 💯💯💯
@@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy They are awesome. But I prefer Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.
I hope The Spectacular Spider-Man show comes back. Then we can finally have the relationship between Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson done justice in animation.
I'd think it would be cool if Ultimate Peter brought his Uncle Ben to the Society. It would either be wholesome or hilarious
Cooking with the Goated Ultimate Spiderman 6160 ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
SPOODER, BUDDY, YOU'RE THE BEST! Also...
2:01 WHO LET SONY'S BIGGEST MISTAKE COME BACK HERE!?😡😠
I know damn well Madame Web isn't talking all that shit when her movie costed Sony millions of dollars and bombed at the box office💀💀💀💀
One of the few times where Jameson is the hero we needed
Can we get both ultimate spider-mans to roast the hell out of paul.
"Shut up Gargamel."
Ultimate had ot get a custom made Tombstone For the guy Damn
0:52 wouldn’t call this a burn. Snake is badass.
Slice of FUN use Peter Parker from Spiderman: Life Story. He grew older with his MJ and has two adult kids.
2:35- 2:38 telling a man that you gotta problem with him living is wild but also ice cold 😂. Shots have been fired 😂😂😂😂
Wow, Mephisto appear,i have mentioned of have him on your video of my request,still Amazing video,you did a pretty good job,keep doing that.
Peter B is literally Mayday‘s dad, and he and his MJ made up at the end of into the spider verse
Bruh Jameson and spooderman hit a combo on Paul🔥🙏
3:00 I’m a man😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly one of the most clever jokes I’ve heard.
This jokes one of the most hilarious i ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo even Ultimate MJ is better than the other MJ 💀
@darkshadowx803 Yeah
@@LG_random Ultimate Mary Jane is freaking gorgeous and a great support. Just like how she was in the original comic.
@@peeweemaroske8619 Nice
@@peeweemaroske8619 I bet that she must have a lot of r34
@@LG_random Ultimate Mary Jane and the Renew Your Vows Mary Jane is what the character must be.
I like how Ultimate Spiderman Peter Parker and MJ roasted Paul and MJ
I want to see Spider-Man noir have a turn to roast Paul next please and thank you
I worry that, being from another generation, Spider-Man Noir might go a little too hard with the inappropriate language. You don't just start throwing around insults like calling someone a "hard-boiled turtle-slapper". Even for the hottest of roasts, there need to be SOME boundaries. The last thing we need is for Mr. Noir to get cancelled.
I actually want Spider-Man noir to say this to Paul
Spider-Man Noir: Paul you got rizz for MJ right
Paul: yeah I get more rizz then you do
Spider-Man Noir: that funny while you have rizz for one girl and that's MJ meanwhile my theme music has more rizz then your dumb looking face
Miles: god damn
The other Spider-Mans all laughing
@@reymondcardona5700 Bully Maguire: This is something else...
Cosmic Spider Man :
- Swoops In
- Roasts Mephisto
- Buried him 6 feet underground
- Refuses to Elaborate
- Leaves
J.Jonah Jameson actually taking Spider-Man’s side is no anomaly… it’s a miracle 🥹
3:06 I’m a man at this timestamp got me dying 🤣
I like to imagine Japanese Spider-man is somewhere in the backround raising hell with his giant robot while these conversations go on.
Spooder man got to be have the funniest line ever, first the "imagine dragon thing" and here we are "I am man", had me cracked for 2 mins.
I love this video! Especially the part where ultimate spider-man calls Paul “Gargamel” As both a Smurfs fan & a Spider-Man fan. I cannot help, but laugh & cry at roast! 😆😂🤣
Finally I knew Mephisto had to come out to play one way or another, all spider man should roast and drop him.
I love how even Jameson joined in roasting Paul.
Ima use that from now on, “she whispered in your ear and said, IM A MAN.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goddammit!
That last "I'm a man!" killed me! Fuuuuu-! The laughter afterwards was the cherry on top.
@darkshadowx803 Can you explain the joke to me please?
@@peeweemaroske8619im probably late but basiclly it mean that Paul was sleeping with a man the entire time
@@kaekkokirrin6140 Thanks. That's probably why he had two fake illusions. While Ultimate Spider-Man slept with his wife Ultimate Mary Jane. They have two real kids. These roasts from them and Peter B Parker would have brought everything down in this video.
Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane: "Paul" our kids should have a playdate with your kids sometime. Oh wait we forgot they vanished into fin air because they were never real.
Peter B Parker: Sure I'm a mess. But at least my MJ and I know the joy of being parents without worrying about our child disappearing into nothing.
Your roasts are LEVELING UP!!!
I wouldn't be surprise if Deadpool shows up to roast Paul and MJ because he's tried of Paul to the point that he's being serious because that's one of the most scariest things you can see, because if someone like Deadpool isn't cracking jokes you know you've messed up.
"Existing " is crazy bro wanted all that smoke