@@Vexder they’re all built about the same athletically but different types of athletes most of the others are leaner while his got MASS because he can’t stick to walls
@@lighttheespeonmedic1158 Headline was ripped off from a DeviantArt Fan Story called "What If... J Jonah Jameson was Spider-Man?" Marvel just copied the story while changing the costume
@darkshadowx803 Yeah, Good thing you can actually change it in the New Game + in Marvel's Spider-Man 2. I when with the ATSV suit (and i love that suit).
I love how when Spider-Gwen gets roasted instead of getting offended, she actually comes up with a good comeback... to be honest, that's quite in character for her!
Miles: My dad may have died, but I know he loved me with all his heart, and actually ACCEPTED Spider-Man. Yours meanwhile hated you, and even was ready to shoot you DESPITE you being his daughter. Guess he wanted a son more, since he was so broken over Peters death, and yet was ok with causing yours
Totally missed an opportunity to roast her suit, I don't pay much attention to my surroundings or anything I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure I remember hearing it having matching colors with a certain flag
You know how iron man pulls a glock if he runs out of bullets? I truely believe that jj becomes incredibly racist if this roasting continues for too long XD
You gotta hand it to him though, bro actually roasted almost every Spider-Man left and right and it goes so hard I actually went "Goddamn!!! 🤯"!! Gwen, Bully Maguire and his own version of Spider-Man was the only one that survived.
@@chaotixthefox I mean Gwen, Bully Maguire and his own version of Spider-Man were the only survivors. You still gotta hand it to him. His roasts went so hard Spider Society is gonna have a piece of that hospital bill inflation. **vine boom sound effect**
Would've loved to hear Penny come back with this "Good thing you're not in Gundam Mr. Jameson. You'd either be the character who dies horrifically with fans cheering and wishing it happened sooner, or those background characters who are there just to die" *burn* "But then again with that hair and personality you'd more likely be an antag character who shows for an episode or two then dies leaving no impact on the story whatsoever. Making you just as significant as your newspapers" *burn* "With that hair and all the bull that comes out of your mouth, you'd be like a Gundam main antag who starts out bald then tries a wig. Anti hero antags making convincing speeches, but yours would end up killing your point as badly as you killed your career" *burn* "In fact if you were a protag, you'd just proof the anti hero's point by lying to the fans and everyone as if you were Gundam Homelander" *burns* "If you were in Evanglion, you'd be Shinji's dad because if you had kids you'd be equally as bad" *burn* "If you were in Pokemon, your Pokemon would kill themselves on hearing your first order. You make Paul from Sinoh look like a caring and loving trainer." *burn* "Gym Masters wouldn't let you through the front door, you'd scare away all the Pokemon" *burn* "Team Rocket wouldn't let you join because the idea is to capture Pokemon alive, not make them suicide before we catch them" *burn*
Headline was ripped off from a DeviantArt Fan Story called "What If... J Jonah Jameson was Spider-Man?" Marvel just copied the story while changing the costume
JJJ should have said something like this "Didn't your daddy try to chase you for murdering your best friend. Talk about family drama. I'm right, Stacy?"
@@RebaHashiri as you can see bro, Gwen proclaimed herself as a Queen of bee web without getting roasted about it (it was cool if JJJ would tell her: Queen?, more like Transqueen), so the creator is simping for Gwen.
@@GreenScarFy”Congratulations you’re the Alpha Female out of all two things without a Y chromosome in this entire godforsaken dimension. I guess a victory by default is still a victory”
I know right? But of course she gets off easy. And why? Cus she’s a girl. And let’s face it… Girls are literally almost NEVER taken seriously . Especially in the superhero world . Because they’re never seen as a threat. Hell, most of the time they’re more like fanservice than actual heroes. Especially with the classic damsel in distress scenario. Cus of course everyone loves a hot damsel in distress. It’s the most popular fetish of all time.
I thought Spooderman would completely destroy Jameson (I literally said myself that Jameson is so done when he showed up) but he's one of the few characters who won against him in roasting ngl.
@@Ratio429 I don't understand, do you mean spooderman is one of the only few who won in roasting or are you thinking the same thing i'm thinking? (jameson kinda clapped spooderman straight after he delivered his bar.)
@@claymationgloves3662 Yeah Spooderman really got clapped this time. Spooderman being one of the best at roasting absolutely adds to how good Jameson is at this.
I mean it's true Tom, literally had to get feed by Tony and Dr strange and Andrew and tobey to help him out he even had mysterio to trick him by giving him fucking glasses that controls the whole stark technology shit
@@JordanWheeler1999Tony only helped him with the ferry and gave him the Iron Spider to survive in space, Strange didn't really helped Peter, the only good thing he did was the spell and even that went wrong, the only one's that trully helped him were Peter 2 and 3 guiding him to the wright path
3:05 - "All my life, I've been told I've been schpecial." "Spooderman is a special problem!" "Ever since my uncle died- (Shoves Uncle Ben out of a gunman's way onto the street, where Ben gets hit by a car) - I've been fighting all da bad guysch."
Not really. Jameson had me actually laugh with the roast he gave spooderman straight after. The "pain in the ass we all get" ain't topping the "you got radiation poisoning" roast lmfao
0:44 This is coming from the girl who try to stop her best friend from saving his own dad talk about betrayal if you ask me. Like seriously you already lost one best friend, are you really ready to lose another one?
I mean. She was ready to trap Miles until his dad died. Even Peter B. was ready to let it happen. For all intents and purposes Miles should not trust any spiderman or spider woman after "into the spider verse".
"Instead of getting radioactive powers you got radiation poisoning" tops spooderman's "youre the pain in the but we got stuck with" roast i wont lie lol. Shit actually made me laugh. 😂
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All Spiderman versions and spider Gwen: **athletic figures**
Miguel: **Built like Brock Lesnar**
Tbh JJJ should not talk when he has no dad or wife
Well technically they all have athletic figures 🤓☝️
Wtf 💀
Miguel has literally most aesthetic figure out of them wtf u on
@@Vexder they’re all built about the same athletically but different types of athletes most of the others are leaner while his got MASS because he can’t stick to walls
Imagine miguel doing the f5 on miles
Anyone else see Spider-J Jonah in the thumbnail and think "Did Omniman get a new suit and a thing for cigars?"
4:28 I thought the rating was gonna go from PG-13 to M. Omni-spiderman has webs for shits and giggles.
He always look like Omniman but give him some superpowers more muscle mass he really does look like it
That’s honestly what I thought
Same
YES
I love how Spider-Jameson is just Omniman with a spider-journalist costume, now I want an official J.J. Jameson as a Spider-Man variant.
There is, his name is newsflash
Spider Jameson is official, he was a a sort of “what if” comic about what if Jameson got bit instead of Peter, and he became headline
Yup, Headline is real.
@@lux_fero
I don't know where you got "Newsflash" from because his official name is "Headline."
@@lighttheespeonmedic1158 Headline was ripped off from a DeviantArt Fan Story called "What If... J Jonah Jameson was Spider-Man?"
Marvel just copied the story while changing the costume
Atleast miles isn't the one getting roasted for his colgate suit
@darkshadowx803 Yeah,
Good thing you can actually change it in the New Game + in Marvel's Spider-Man 2.
I when with the ATSV suit (and i love that suit).
@darkshadowx803 we're Ll miles fans so no need to be "as a.." as if there hasn't been a fictional fan.
Continue playing fortnite
Lmao everyone showed up for Miles and turned on each other because they all hate each other that much 😂😂😂
Pretty sure he heard it too many times
@@jeuryrabassa4724 Glad to hear that the other 8 or 9 doctors changed their minds for that promotion mint breath suit
I love how when Spider-Gwen gets roasted instead of getting offended, she actually comes up with a good comeback... to be honest, that's quite in character for her!
She’s quick with it
@@dayvonlouis5187 just like like here thrips 😉
Still waiting for one that she can’t recover from
@@JordanWheeler1999SHE’S 16
@@FunkyStuff01 I SAID THRIPS
I just want to see Gwen roasted here. I mean she delivered some nasty burn but it's about damn time she got a dose of her own medicine.
Lol
I agree
"I'm amazed how you managed to get into here. The rest of Gwens had a backpain."
Miles: My dad may have died, but I know he loved me with all his heart, and actually ACCEPTED Spider-Man. Yours meanwhile hated you, and even was ready to shoot you DESPITE you being his daughter. Guess he wanted a son more, since he was so broken over Peters death, and yet was ok with causing yours
Totally missed an opportunity to roast her suit, I don't pay much attention to my surroundings or anything I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure I remember hearing it having matching colors with a certain flag
JJ is roasting almost every spider in this thing 😂
Even himself
@@samuelcaloracan yup 😂
You know how iron man pulls a glock if he runs out of bullets?
I truely believe that jj becomes incredibly racist if this roasting continues for too long XD
It must be his version of heaven.
@@Mentelgen-1337 facts
Jameson thought he could solo the entire Spider-Verse, but it took himself to put him in his place.
Damn, 1K!! Thanks guys!!
Lol 4:28 4:58 Jameson putting Jameson in his place now that is some crazy ass karma right there.
@@damianstarks3338t
To be fair. He's the only person he listens to
I would actually like to see Spider Ma'am and uncle Ben Spider-Man
The crossover we needed.
Ngl, this Headline design is badass as hell. Definitely would fit nicely in a spider man animated series.
It’s real
Yeah they gotta make a Headline movie or something. It would make all the people who don’t read the comics go crazy
Gott a have him in Beyond to finish the trilogy. 💯
Johnah Jameson being called a human forlorn is crazy 😂
😂😂😂😂
Forlorn? Don't you mean "foghorn"?
@@tvoovm7254 yeah I miss typed it
@@maGi-x9ii smell undertale yellow
Jonah went back and forth with the whole Spider-Society he even started roasting himself, I guess Jonah being a hater is a canon event.
You gotta hand it to him though, bro actually roasted almost every Spider-Man left and right and it goes so hard I actually went "Goddamn!!! 🤯"!!
Gwen, Bully Maguire and his own version of Spider-Man was the only one that survived.
The other Miles also survived too I think. I didn't see him getting roasted.
I like how they needed the entire spider community to jump Jameson and be solod them , that proves that he is the real menace all this time
Until omni Jamison shows up
Frankly he was done after Gwen. He didn't have any responses to her and just had to insult other Spider people.
@@chaotixthefox I mean Gwen, Bully Maguire and his own version of Spider-Man were the only survivors.
You still gotta hand it to him. His roasts went so hard Spider Society is gonna have a piece of that hospital bill inflation.
**vine boom sound effect**
Wait the other Miles also survived too I think.
Jesus the roasts flying in every direction are killing everyone!
Also 'Headline-Omniman-Spider-Jameson' is intimidating as all hell
the spider punk roast "do you come with subtitles, or do we need a translator for all that british slang?" got me
Notice how healine isnt hiding behind a mask, an issue jameson had with spiderman.
JJJ: "Nah, I'd be better spider man, a hero not hiding behind the mask."
He does, but just like Batman, only the top half of his face
Spider-Gundam 😂
That got me is well
Would've loved to hear Penny come back with this
"Good thing you're not in Gundam Mr. Jameson. You'd either be the character who dies horrifically with fans cheering and wishing it happened sooner, or those background characters who are there just to die" *burn*
"But then again with that hair and personality you'd more likely be an antag character who shows for an episode or two then dies leaving no impact on the story whatsoever. Making you just as significant as your newspapers" *burn*
"With that hair and all the bull that comes out of your mouth, you'd be like a Gundam main antag who starts out bald then tries a wig. Anti hero antags making convincing speeches, but yours would end up killing your point as badly as you killed your career" *burn* "In fact if you were a protag, you'd just proof the anti hero's point by lying to the fans and everyone as if you were Gundam Homelander" *burns*
"If you were in Evanglion, you'd be Shinji's dad because if you had kids you'd be equally as bad" *burn*
"If you were in Pokemon, your Pokemon would kill themselves on hearing your first order. You make Paul from Sinoh look like a caring and loving trainer." *burn* "Gym Masters wouldn't let you through the front door, you'd scare away all the Pokemon" *burn* "Team Rocket wouldn't let you join because the idea is to capture Pokemon alive, not make them suicide before we catch them" *burn*
@@TerminatorGundam300 Are you just a Spider Arsonist? Because I calling fire fighter to put you out
@@tiglishnobody8750 don’t bother. The fires burning Jonah Jameson would burn the firemen, the water, and the fire house XD
Leopardon: "Is that supposed to be me?"
Damn no bruh, Jameson got demolished like he was condemned for demolition!
ANNOUNCER: OVERKILL!!!
Spider Society barely survived Jameson though. He took down nearly everyone.
3:34
The , instead of you getting radioactive powers to get radioactive poisoning had me weak 😭😭😭😭
The fact that there actually is a "Headline" Spiderman, today i learned something.
Headline was ripped off from a DeviantArt Fan Story called "What If... J Jonah Jameson was Spider-Man?"
Marvel just copied the story while changing the costume
@@logicmeister1821
Shame...
At least it's canon now???
4:11 Bro ATSV Miles getting roasted by Colgate Miles and Gwen aswell 😂
They spider slayed our poor boy! 😂
always barking never biting is INSANE
Damn, Headline came in just to roast himself.
He roasted his annoying past 😂
JJJ roasted everyone except for Gwen.
Gwen needs to be roasted thoroughly, she’s getting off the hook far too much
JJJ should have said something like this "Didn't your daddy try to chase you for murdering your best friend. Talk about family drama. I'm right, Stacy?"
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469that would of been great, im not attacking the creator of the video but clearly he has a thing for Gwen
@@RebaHashiri as you can see bro, Gwen proclaimed herself as a Queen of bee web without getting roasted about it (it was cool if JJJ would tell her: Queen?, more like Transqueen), so the creator is simping for Gwen.
@@GreenScarFy”Congratulations you’re the Alpha Female out of all two things without a Y chromosome in this entire godforsaken dimension. I guess a victory by default is still a victory”
I know right?
But of course she gets off easy.
And why?
Cus she’s a girl.
And let’s face it…
Girls are literally almost NEVER taken seriously .
Especially in the superhero world .
Because they’re never seen as a threat.
Hell, most of the time they’re more like fanservice than actual heroes.
Especially with the classic damsel in distress scenario.
Cus of course everyone loves a hot damsel in distress.
It’s the most popular fetish of all time.
3:20 DAAAAAANNNNG! Best roast ever!
Yeaaahhh no, tbh the roast Jameson gave to spooderman straight after was better.
I thought Spooderman would completely destroy Jameson (I literally said myself that Jameson is so done when he showed up) but he's one of the few characters who won against him in roasting ngl.
@@Ratio429 I don't understand, do you mean spooderman is one of the only few who won in roasting or are you thinking the same thing i'm thinking? (jameson kinda clapped spooderman straight after he delivered his bar.)
@@claymationgloves3662 Yeah Spooderman really got clapped this time. Spooderman being one of the best at roasting absolutely adds to how good Jameson is at this.
@@Ratio429 Fax. I think people are kinda underrating jameson here
What can I say? Bully Maguire already said it all. “This is something else”
No, the Tony Stark comment was brutal for Tom Holland, he did NOT have to go that far
I mean it's true Tom, literally had to get feed by Tony and Dr strange and Andrew and tobey to help him out he even had mysterio to trick him by giving him fucking glasses that controls the whole stark technology shit
@@JordanWheeler1999Tony only helped him with the ferry and gave him the Iron Spider to survive in space, Strange didn't really helped Peter, the only good thing he did was the spell and even that went wrong, the only one's that trully helped him were Peter 2 and 3 guiding him to the wright path
@P1xEL5491 wtf am I reading, I must of read source code or something 😳
@@JordanWheeler1999 Sorry i wrote It to fast lol xd
@@P1xEL5491 damn
4:30 be honest how many of you thought this was Omni-man
I was too busy thinking the “Welcome to the spider society” sounded like welcome to aperture science to think about Jk’s other roles
He does look like omni man ngl
Yeah, if you actually compare him with Omni-man, you can't really tell de difference
I actually thought Omni-man would show up. Maybe they need to make a video on that.
@@enodo8566 Back when I saw omni-man for the first time, I really thought he was Jameson lol but it's just the same voice actors.
Bro is holding his own against all of the spider-men alone
Imagine getting roasted by a fucking Lego mini figure out of all things
OMG 😂😂😂
3:04
2:12 DAMN! Tell Jonah to CHILL! 😭💀
3:05 - "All my life, I've been told I've been schpecial."
"Spooderman is a special problem!"
"Ever since my uncle died-
(Shoves Uncle Ben out of a gunman's way onto the street, where Ben gets hit by a car)
- I've been fighting all da bad guysch."
JJ jameson roast everyone
Head liner and bully maguier:"watch your mouth .senile old man"😎😎😂😂
“How’s your Gwen doing oh wait my bad if you were fast enough maybe you could’ve answered that” bro woke up and choosed violence💀
4:12 damn Gwen 😂 4:41 your self fulfilling prophecy 😂😂
5:11 Their Spider Senses realize Headline is about to finish him off 😂
3:26 Spooderman struck back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
''how's your gwen doing? oh,wait,my bad , I forgot-if you were fast enough, maybe you could've answered that'' most biggest burn
ever!
Everybody gangsta until Spider-Jameson shows up!!
1:00- 1:02 we’re already 62 seconds into the vid and Gwen is grilling this man
"Grill you a cheese? Nah, how about I grill you this old man?"
A face for radio and a voice for silent movies was out of this world
1:11 WE MUST PROTECC!!!!!
Jameson became the one thing he swore to destroy. A MANACE!
Slice of FUN , You're so talented! I had to hit the like button!
Give Spider-Gwen an award for the best 2024 call back roasting ever.
4:37 HEADLINE!!!
even miles couldnt hold the laugh kkkkk best part
3:19- 3:26 this right here had me rolling on the floor. And I mean on the floor laughing 🤣. Spooderman owned this joker
Love how all the spidermen have something they can agree with, lol
@@senpie6639 facts
Not really. Jameson had me actually laugh with the roast he gave spooderman straight after. The "pain in the ass we all get" ain't topping the "you got radiation poisoning" roast lmfao
3:13 SPOODER MAN!!!
No matter how much dialogue they give Gwen, Jason tells the truth about her lol
forget Roasting, they are literally launching nuclear attacks at each other! AND DAMN, I’M LOVING IT!
2:30- 2:32 gosh dang! This man is not keeping prisoners
One day Japanese Spider-Man is going to show up and just pull a gun on Jameson.
wouldnt that just be american spiderman cause guns?
@@scarletrose8766 no
the gravestone with the cigar lolololol
The entire Spider-Verse to Jameson: Oh you thought shit was sweet up here?
2:12 damn!
0:44 This is coming from the girl who try to stop her best friend from saving his own dad talk about betrayal if you ask me. Like seriously you already lost one best friend, are you really ready to lose another one?
The amount of roasting is unreal… I LOVE IT
Bro JJJ just had to keep making more hero’s turn against him because he hates Spider-Man 🤣
Meanwhile, I want Jameson, Omniman, and Cave Johnson in an argument. :-)
love that animated jameson is just omniman with a cigar
Lol happy Memorial Day Sunday ! 1:16 1:20 Lol I’ll give Jameson this one ! Jameson is doing some pretty good roasts here. 4:12 Ok Gwen that was low
I mean. She was ready to trap Miles until his dad died. Even Peter B. was ready to let it happen. For all intents and purposes Miles should not trust any spiderman or spider woman after "into the spider verse".
Do Omni-man meeting JJ Jameson.. That'd BE HILARIOUS!!
It did
It already happened but I think you meant that you want to see Headline meets Omniman
0:59 i will never take that disrespect 💀💀💀
Especially not from Gwen Stacy 😒
"Instead of getting radioactive powers you got radiation poisoning" tops spooderman's "youre the pain in the but we got stuck with" roast i wont lie lol. Shit actually made me laugh. 😂
Honestly, Headline even as just a concept sounds so cool, I love his outfit too, a little goofy, but it's fun
Spider Jameson: ✖️
Omniman: ✔️
Pikachu called, he wants his giant robot back
Jameson matched everyone blow for blow, it took a fusion of himself and Spider-People to take him down.
NOT MAH BABY SPOODERMAN!! 😭😭
Bro fucked up so bad, the multiverse created a spider-sona for him just to spite him 🤣
BRO GOT COOKED FROM ACROSS THE SPIDER_VERSE
The "I might just put some dirt in your eye" is a classic😂
Seeing spider jj roast his other self was priceless
Awesome as usual Headline meet,s Jameson is awesome
Roasts were actually good lmao love JJ
5:22 god damn he really looks like nolan (Omni man)
I called this poetic justice for hero Jameson to put his weaker and louder counterpart in his place.
4:04 Oh no... OH NO...
𝙊𝙃 𝙉𝙊!!!
3:20 WHEN even Spooderman roasts you
😂😂😂
Headline is literally one of the coolest Spider-Men though
Jameson thought he could win against the entire Spider-Verse, but he had to be stopped by himself
Headline is the GOAT of j Jonah Jameson variance.
"Every circus needs a clown, even one with a mouth bigger than his brain."
I am 100% using that line on someone one of these days.
1:17 "SPIDER GUNDAM"?!?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell am i losing my shit laughing ag this???
"Did someone forget to pay the color bill" got me dead ass😂
Damn Jonah was handing out roasts like coupons
"Ah, the Spider-Gundam"
No, that would be the Leopardon
Jameson: It's finally time to kill some spiders.
Random spider-man: Wow Jameson, you are- (krak noise)
Jameson: Don't forget who is real Omni-man.
4:30 “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Spider Society, I’m James Jonah Jameson, aka Headline, your here because we want the best, and you’re it”
only jameson could keep jameson down
I'm surprised to see Headline here, but it's a welcomed surprise.
4:21 *DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! SOMEONE GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!!!* 😂
"evangelion shinji kid" im dead 🤣
Bro was valid when he cooked tom
Headline coming in with the swings man.
James is getting roasted by himself
Whatever the dimension, Jameson's burn hurt the most.
After a few roasting the Spiderman would glue Jameson mouth with web already lol
GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The part where Jameson roasted andrews dead girlfriend, bro went to the next level, GOD DAMN.