Black cat may split MJ and Peter but at least she's cooler than Paul. At least black is prettier than Catwoman , Catwoman has a ugly face and she's half the size of Batman she isn't hot she's cute like MJ.
“I’m here to stay, but not here to steal.” Damn, I can honestly see her saying that in the introductory issue to subvert everyone’s expectations. Or, she just becomes a wine aunt to Peter & MJ’s kids that gifts them stolen artwork.
Right? Like maybe she takes a sort of Ultimate Gwen Stacy scenario where Peter and MJ actually end up letting her live with them and she’s warmed up to them because they’re genuinely some of the nicest people she’s ever met. She might cause problems, but maybe this is a version of Black Cat that genuinely wants to try to take the anti hero route at least due to Spider-Man inspiring her, and Peter being really nice to her.
lol I can't get enough of the amount of times Paul was buried in the argument, and on top of that there's Madam Web, and now she's getting roasted wih paul, at least he wasn't alone 😂😂😂😂😂
Kind of miss the white hair to be honest. Always liked how it contracted with her black body suit. But eh, I'll give the new look a chance to grow on me
@@no.1spidey-fan182she def didn’t look white lol. She looks like a Latina, as she should. But catwoman has been black even older than that, she sorta just jumps around
This version of Black Cat has only appeared in a cover for a future issue of Ultimate Spider-Man 2024 and she's already giving fans the idea that Peter will Betray MJ for her. Peter's not a teenager he's a married man with two amazing kids who love him. He wouldn't betray that for this new Black Cat, that we actually don't know what kind of person she is.
Tbh its not the fans fault that they expect that. Black Cat was created to he bad temptation the character and later she grew put of that and became a good person. Unfortunately marvel has done a HORRIBLE job at portraying her better qualities so she's only known for being thr "bag girl"
Can we just Appreciate how Ultimate Black Cat Respect the Marriage but cant help but tease Ultimate Peter MJ Duo also love how she representing Earth 6160 by telling Paul and Movie Webb to stick their future prediction where the sun don't shine me and venom had the same reactions right there💯💯💯💯👌
Now we need 90’s Animated Madame Web & Shattered Dimensions Madame Web to not only roast Lotus Spider-Man, Mephisto, Paul & MJ’s Relationship And Miguel O’Hara but also their movie younger counterpart
What did lotus spiderman did even and idk what he done but I know mephisto and these two deserves it and Miguel I know he tired and don’t want any mess but I like to see
I love the ultimate Blackcat she looks badass and 10/10 and I love how she flirts with ultimate Spider-Man matter fact I love how she flirts and teases the entire spider-verse 😂❤
well if kraven can get spider-powers in the comics I suppose even lotus can be there because they said: "everone can wear the mask" so literally everyone can wear it I suppose
3:01 Didn’t you get buried six feet under? Cosmic Spider-Man, Get over here and end this man’s career, just like how Madame Web couldn’t get her movie to be a 5-Star review after being a trash film in Black History Month.
I thought the Afro was an old hair that’ll never be in style again, but here comes Ultimate Black Cat doing it all shorts of favors! Any guy would gaze at her and think they’re caught in her hype, only to realize SHE IS THE HYPE! And if you think she’s got sass, SHE IS THE SASS! Batman HAS GOT to meet her!
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
0:50 if someone else hasn't for some reason this timestamp to enjoy replaying the slap against Spider-Man Lotus, I will subscribe for this if nothing else. 💯
3:40 Brooo Paul just stay buried man it too much for ur Abs to handle😂 4:17 stay down Paul plz for ur own Abs sake they can handle been buried for the 6 time already 🤣🤣🤣🥲
I didn’t think Paul show his face so quickly again after buying Spooder-Man‘s book
I'm honest surprised he keeps coming back. He has been roasted by spooder-man in almost every video so far
Black cat may split MJ and Peter but at least she's cooler than Paul. At least black is prettier than Catwoman , Catwoman has a ugly face and she's half the size of Batman she isn't hot she's cute like MJ.
@@kev-kong56plays32 Ikr?
@@Christopher-cu5sr Same here 🤣
Paul arrives.
Spooder-Man " Hey look everyone a surprise guest it's GONZO! "
Venoms "Holy sh*t" got me a😂😂😂😂
Agreed😂😂😂
Ultra combo
0:34
"Will you Adpot me?"
That got me 💀💀💀
Same here
MOMMY? sorry.
MOMMY? Sorry.
MOMMY? sorry.
MOMMY? Sorry.
😅 you could say the same thing about ultimate Spider-Man to. This dude is getting real daddy energy.
@@doctorgarryderekmccduck8957fatherless behaviour
@@smokey6815 Nah this one is mommyless behavior.
When You Go Black Cat You Never Go Back.
DAMN RIGHT
She be lookin like ice spice 💀
She's so fucking hot
😂🤣 facts
Absolutely
“I’m here to stay, but not here to steal.”
Damn, I can honestly see her saying that in the introductory issue to subvert everyone’s expectations.
Or, she just becomes a wine aunt to Peter & MJ’s kids that gifts them stolen artwork.
Right? Like maybe she takes a sort of Ultimate Gwen Stacy scenario where Peter and MJ actually end up letting her live with them and she’s warmed up to them because they’re genuinely some of the nicest people she’s ever met. She might cause problems, but maybe this is a version of Black Cat that genuinely wants to try to take the anti hero route at least due to Spider-Man inspiring her, and Peter being really nice to her.
When is Paul going to realize he’s not welcome there. He is the worst character in Spider-Man history. Amen to that!
Mephisto keeps granting him energy and stamina to keep going.
•Screwball ➡️ Paul.
"And Paul you're like the invisible man in the spider society. Still waiting to be seen."
Oh my god that hit paul 6 feet in.
Black Cat EARNS the love, Paul only got MJ because of writers who hate Spider Man
Catwoman, mj, ivy, and Harley aren't even hot they're cute they have ugly faces like Hollywood actors. they're not hot, not tall or thick.
0:53 Web of Shadows Symbiote Spiderman slapped the absolute shit out of Lotus Spiderman😂😂😂😂😂😂
No kidding 😂
He May be a Villain but he isn't that evil.
Ay who invited Lotus here?
@@chrisketchum8042 who is lotus Spider-Man?
@@henryrevan1998 A Racist Spider-Man
Miles’ “GOD DAMN” and Venom’s “HOLY SHIT” always get me 😂
@@naelmohammed9551 SAME HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:14 NOW THAT'S A HEADLINE!!! 😂
Headline: Did someone call me?
@@TheIronWarlockXIII 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:42 she still wins, the white hair is too iconic
Yes. Her pretty white hair is better than Toxic MJ.
2:40 Miles be posing like omni man talking to mark 😂
Spider-Man Lotus gets his shit slapped that's what he gets 😂
Hell, yeah we don’t tolerate racist bullshit like that in our territory you take that shit someplace else
4:06 Me and Venom : HOOOOOLLLLLYYYY SHEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT
I felt that roast🤣
GODAMN!
Miles: "GODDAMN!" and Venom: HOLY SHIT
they had me rolling
My favorite recurring gags😂🤣
Bro spooderman.. hasn’t even been a minute yet and he already got me dying with the “adopt me”
lol I can't get enough of the amount of times Paul was buried in the argument, and on top of that there's Madam Web, and now she's getting roasted wih paul, at least he wasn't alone 😂😂😂😂😂
That spiderman lotus reference is peak 👌
0:09 And with Black Power Hair! It should draw more attention than the old look 😅
Kind of miss the white hair to be honest. Always liked how it contracted with her black body suit. But eh, I'll give the new look a chance to grow on me
😮 respectable
0:47 I didn't expect an *actual* black cat
4:16 Spooderman roast hits hard
The ending roasts for every video get me bro 😂😂
But left I forget the part where he was simping hard for a black cat In the beginning
Screw Paul, Madam Web, and what's his name... and Props to Ultimate Peter and Ultimate MJ👏👏👏👏👏
Mephisto
Mephisto
Mephisto the Creator of the Ghost rider.
0:04 A Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid Reference
Miguel would be like in his head what is going on in my own Spider-Man society like everyone from every multiverse and universe is coming here.
Is it even the spider society we got a freaking Batman Iron Man superman Omni man invincible agent spider and Homeland are of all creatures
Honestly i wish this new Black cat had more white accents in her suit, since she looks to much like catwoman
She looks exactly like a race swapped version of Catwoman.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr I mean, Selina Kyle went from being white to being italian/latina in that "Long Halloween" comic coz she's a daughter of Falcone.
@@marxvargas7697 italians are usually white and there are white latinas soooo that's not really much of a point😂
@@no.1spidey-fan182she def didn’t look white lol. She looks like a Latina, as she should. But catwoman has been black even older than that, she sorta just jumps around
@@no.1spidey-fan182found spider lotus
"Ultimate spider-man?"
"Nah that's ultimate Rizzler" 💀
This version of Black Cat has only appeared in a cover for a future issue of Ultimate Spider-Man 2024 and she's already giving fans the idea that Peter will Betray MJ for her. Peter's not a teenager he's a married man with two amazing kids who love him. He wouldn't betray that for this new Black Cat, that we actually don't know what kind of person she is.
Tbh its not the fans fault that they expect that. Black Cat was created to he bad temptation the character and later she grew put of that and became a good person. Unfortunately marvel has done a HORRIBLE job at portraying her better qualities so she's only known for being thr "bag girl"
@@no.1spidey-fan182marvel has done horrible job since paul
Can we just Appreciate how Ultimate Black Cat Respect the Marriage but cant help but tease Ultimate Peter MJ Duo also love how she representing Earth 6160 by telling Paul and Movie Webb to stick their future prediction where the sun don't shine me and venom had the same reactions right there💯💯💯💯👌
0:55 Hmm... This drive must be a reference to Will Smith hitting Chris Rock
"Paulina Rabina." 🤣
Let's be honest: Ultimate Black Cat looks like she'd try to steal both Peter AND Mary Jane. 😂
Now we need 90’s Animated Madame Web & Shattered Dimensions Madame Web to not only roast Lotus Spider-Man, Mephisto, Paul & MJ’s Relationship And Miguel O’Hara but also their movie younger counterpart
What did lotus spiderman did even and idk what he done but I know mephisto and these two deserves it and Miguel I know he tired and don’t want any mess but I like to see
Who is this lotus Spiderman that I keep hearing?
Why do cemeteries have fences? It's because everyone is dying to get in and never come out... Especially you Paul & Madame Webb
I can't wait until Paul becomes a footnote in Spider-man's history 😅
3:39 Me and Miles: GODDAMN!!!
I'm saying this right now: Ultimate Black Cat looks like a cross between Felicia and Catwoman.
I at first thought Black Cat, was the Fox version of Domino.
Damn Spider lotus got that well deserved Will Smith slap ☠️
Man, I love Spooderman! He's been getting the last roast nowadays and when he does, it's good.
Do you know why cemeteries have fences?
Because everyone is DYING to get in.
😂😂
Is it just me, or is this a thousand times more enjoyable than the comics?
Though I do still like the original Black Cat more this one is also too good 😂, the way she roasted Paul was hilarious 🤣🤣
1:22 BUSTED 😂😂😂😂
He didn’t know her he just knew for a fact she was gonna pull something 😬
I admittedly haven’t heard much of Ultimate Black Cat, but I dig her look already.
I love the ultimate Blackcat she looks badass and 10/10 and I love how she flirts with ultimate Spider-Man matter fact I love how she flirts and teases the entire spider-verse 😂❤
0:49 spider lotus😂😂😂😂😂
Ultimate black black cat. Nice 🖤
1:51 Yo that's f🤬ked up ngl...
What is?
@@jedionexile Black Cat taking pride in being a home wrecker...
Am I the only one who never gets tired of Venom's "HOLY SHIT"?
Ultimate Black Cat roasting Paul is everything to me.
2:12 hahaha "Spider-man caught in a web of Infidelity"
Miles:"GodDamn!!" 😂😂
I love this Black Cat already.
Bro Imagine If Spidey And His Amazing Friends Come To The Spider Society 😂😂😂
2:29 bro really tried to sneak Mark's laugh in there😂
The fact Black Cat rather be supportive of Peter and MJ just to stick it to Paul and Web is beautiful.
To be the truly ultimate couple they could spice their lives up with the cat together.
This is why I love cats
Why is lotus even here? Lmao great video 😂
well if kraven can get spider-powers in the comics I suppose even lotus can be there because they said: "everone can wear the mask" so literally everyone can wear it I suppose
Black cat is something else
Spider hood:please guys be nice✝️😇🕷🕸🦸🏽♂️
0:51 I enjoyed that part
✋️💥 * SMACK *
Go go Ultimate Black Cat!!! This new kitty cat has claws!!
0:06 did you have a bad hair day, or are you horribly trying to cosplay as Medusa
1:15- 1:17 it was at this moment, we knew. Things were about to get Spidey
Every Black Cat is bad as hell😂
Spidey knows how to pick them
Peter go strong my boy, you got kids and a lovely wife!
Edited: Also slay Ultimate MJ and Blackcat, shocking how Blackcat turned face so quickly.
Wait! Is issue 8 of ultimate Spider-Man out?!
1:54 NAW THAT'S VICIOUS! 😂
3:04 No! Not Mephisto! Aunt May is already dead!
3:01 Didn’t you get buried six feet under? Cosmic Spider-Man, Get over here and end this man’s career, just like how Madame Web couldn’t get her movie to be a 5-Star review after being a trash film in Black History Month.
Paul got roasted again. Nice)
And i am surprised Mephisto didn't get roasted as well
It's coming
Bro's already in hell
2:53 Ultimate Spiderman:oh look coming from the guy who got punch in hole by his own Spiderman and got his children vanishing away the clown here
3:32 They're unbreakable, just like a diamond
Is that a jojo reference?
Tobey’s Black Suit Spider-Man is hilarious in this😂
“Will you adopt me?” 😂😂😂
Ultimate spiderman now is get crazy!
Love these roasts and new characters, paul is still catching strays. Lol
Ultimate Spider-Man roast comes hard
1:37- 1:39 oh shoot! MJ taking shots 😂😂
I feel like they should’ve roasted the new black cat instead of ultimate spiderman
Loving the ultimate black cat 0:52 😂🤣💀 starting at 3:33 ultimate black cat 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Paul: You guys are jerks...
Shut up Paul!
I thought the Afro was an old hair that’ll never be in style again, but here comes Ultimate Black Cat doing it all shorts of favors!
Any guy would gaze at her and think they’re caught in her hype, only to realize SHE IS THE HYPE!
And if you think she’s got sass, SHE IS THE SASS!
Batman HAS GOT to meet her!
I think I GYAT something in my eye 👁️
3:44 he’s self aware
I really hope Mj and Peter don’t break up in the ultimate universe with the new black cat around.
Paul will get roast anyway even if the title isn't about him.
I now want to see them react to New Ultimate Venom
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
Wait till Paul finds out about 616 Peters new chick though, drop her in!
Silk? Or someone else
Black cat looks cool but her white hair was iconic
0:50 if someone else hasn't for some reason this timestamp to enjoy replaying the slap against Spider-Man Lotus, I will subscribe for this if nothing else. 💯
Bro, spooderman's introduction got me dying.💀🤣
3:40 Brooo Paul just stay buried man it too much for ur Abs to handle😂
4:17 stay down Paul plz for ur own Abs sake they can handle been buried for the 6 time already 🤣🤣🤣🥲
I thought the twist was going to be that Ultimate MJ is into a non commitment three way with Peter and Ultimate Felicia
I be like, “holy s*it!!!” 👀💀
Honestly, I’d love to see Chat (Peter’s BEST relationship) in this.
0:50 😂😂😂 YES!!!
She was just announced and everyone became speedsters