dingus is simultaneously 'no thoughts, head empty' while also occasionally seeming to be really concerned about whatever patters doing, and honestly if that doesn't just describe us as a viewer base, idk what does
We are officially in the Pika-Bob arch That poor toy is looking worse every video By the next five videos or so, it's going to turn evil and attack Peter, or something.
Peter stuffing that pikachu with a blade is like exchanging your bones with knives. So that when someone punches you, they will be surprised by said knives.
I can't believe that the SpongeBob Pikachu died :( It's (unironically) the funniest thing and I keep looking forward to it on each video I don't know why I find it so funny.
I like how we've reached the point in Peter's toy collecting where he doesn't even care what happens to the toys because he already has too many things
I am entirely convinced that a Patter going "it's a ball, but the brand is named after the character from Castaway so ya-kno" then casually tossing the tennis ball over his shoulder for an eager Bingus to chase in the background would unironically be one of the best YT vids of 2023. "This one's named in honor of the legendary Penn from Penn and Teller" *tosses ball* "this one's named after some dude named Kevin but his name is spelled wrong, and with a z for some reason" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after gamma rays, which are a form of electromagnetic radiation arising from the radioactive decay of atomic nuclei which were discovered by some French dude named Paul" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after SUNEZLGO, the oft forgotten athletic cousin of Sun Tzu who invented toilet paper" *tosses ball*
0:00 (Beeping monitor sounds) Peter: One of these two needs an immediate heart transplant to survive. This surgery must be done in immediate fashion. And the other is SpongeBob. But which is which??? They're so similar!!! (Pikabob plays music for half a second then dies) Peter: (laughing) I guess we were too late! (Sets them off to the side) Well, that'll be future me's problem, cause y'know what they say, "Knives right away, your colon won't stay" 0:33 Peter: -so then, slap this bad boy on! And then you go to Wal-Mart, your mom's pushing you in the cart. She doesn't even know I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALL THE POLICE!!! 0:43 Peter: And we simply can't test it without our Certified Tester who's just graduated Certified Testing School, Bingus, AKA Dingus. But now that he's graduated I think he's technically DOCTOR Dingus. Not a bad rapping name. 1:06 Peter: I haven't even told him that we'll be chopping his balls off- 1:14 Peter to Dingus: I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think I'm better than you. 1:27 Peter to Dingus: Ok, serious question: Have you ever thought...? 1:53 Peter: Now he's realized that if he doesn't catch it his life will be forfeit and I'll sell him to the ranch (Dingus stops running after the toy) Peter: ...nevermind I DON'T think he's figured that out- 2:11 Peter: Big toy! Big toy, me want! Me want play! Unbox! Note to future self, put that as my channel description. 2:37 Peter: I wonder what it looks like guys? (removes already see through plastic) WOAAAHHHH!!! I wonder what it tastes like guys? (While he Eat Bean) WOAAAHHH!!! 2:56 Peter: I know if I test this and I start racing without my good buddy over there, he might go on strike and then who am I gonna- who am I gonna test products with, my fully sentient brother? 3:13 Peter: Whichever gets down to the end first- (Dingus sets off Peter's bean) Peter: NO CHEATING!!! ( continues explaining) Doesn't have to eat their own turds in the backyard after they make them. Hope you win this one! (Peter makes Dingus win on purpose) Peter: Wow. Guess you have to stop doing that- 4:03 Peter: Now according to these institutions you rip the thing open and you put it inside this little bottle. But IT IS in Japanese, so I don't think they want me to actually do that, they probably need me to like...watch Naruto. 4:32 Peter: Sorry, I have a disease where I turn into a freaking motorcycle when I'm angry. 7:11 (Peter's phone pings) Peter: PIKABOB THEY KNOW IT'S US!- 9:40 Peter: What are your first words as an audible creature? Pikabob: ...pika
dingus is simultaneously 'no thoughts, head empty' while also occasionally seeming to be really concerned about whatever patters doing, and honestly if that doesn't just describe us as a viewer base, idk what does
Both dog and owner have never had a single thought in their lives.
@@CommanderWigginsThey're trying their best with sharing the one single brain cell together (if they remember where they put it)
patter is obsessed with the spongebob-pikachu (pikabob) toy now, its basically the new cardboard silver
can’t wait for cardboard silver to rise from the dead and fight pikabob
I think it's a betrayal, he replaced cardboard silver with pikachu-spongebob
*It's pikabob*
@@kiarathefairy8799 my bad
Your talking about sliver
Peter: "Ok serious question: Have you ever thought?"
Bingus: *stares off into space for he does not know*
If this is the last Patter update we're ever gonna get, we'll know Dingus was successful in his quest of taking over the channel
I look forward to the bingus takeover era
number 1 Shut up 2 his name is dingus
@poetnight9478um, actually, its both
@@elektofighter898 what happened to ray?
@poetnight9478 apologies, my good fella, it seems I have misspelled it
I'll correct myself
I'm proud of dingus for forgoing his cannibalistic ways
I stand corrected
yes
Peter was dog???
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 yes
These new transitions are absolutely KILLING me. Never stop gahaha
did you die yet?
We are officially in the Pika-Bob arch
That poor toy is looking worse every video
By the next five videos or so, it's going to turn evil and attack Peter, or something.
Thanks for the idea
@@Pikabob420. OH NO!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! XD LOL
@@Pikabob420. OH NO
Funny, engaging and all around fun guy to watch...Oh and Peter is cool I guess.
its very nice of Dr. Dingus to collaborate with a smaller youtube channel like this
2:11 "me want to play with toy"
-Peter Kneeter's words of wisdom
patter = funny, quality, family friendly & sonic, what else could i ask for? srsly tho keep the work up!!
are you sure about family friendly.
@@MEGATHEEGG yeah
well most of the time he is
The fun you have is contagious. Also pupper bingo dingo is the protagonist peters just living in dingus college educated world.
1:06 the most unexpected thing I've ever heard from peter
I actually find animal behavior super fascinating, so watching you poke your dogs' brain with random things is great to watch.
unrelated, but peter is a really good person to watch when drunk. he's not overly high energy like some youtubers, and I appreciate that.
Peter stuffing that pikachu with a blade is like exchanging your bones with knives. So that when someone punches you, they will be surprised by said knives.
Man, the videos are coming thick and fast and I am absolutely here for it
I’m doing that too
Patter :"I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think im better than you."
Doggo: *Looks on in sheer depression*
I now expect your dog to be in your toy reviews, no exceptions
I haven't watch your videos for awhile. I didn't even know you had a dog. Bingus was a nice surprise and edition to your videos. I like him.
bingus has become so camera-shy lately. I wonder if the truth of his adoption was revealed to him.
4:49 Patter becoming the coolest guy.
Loving the frequent uploads Peter
8:12 Peter mentioned Sum41! That was my favorite band!
HE’S SUCH A GOOD GENTLE BOI OH MY GOSSSSSH
Patter’s pup is pretty cool too
It's gonna be so funny when Peter squeezes that pikachu later with the rusty razor blade in it. 6:32
I feel like peter is going insane.
Going?
@@awesomefox555Yeah after Cardboard silver is Gone
is it bad that I like the Spongebob gag so much that I was genuinely worried he was gonna break it when he was burning it and cutting it,,
I will never die
I like how beter trolls his dog 😂
1:22 he's just being a good boy
Triplets born, the throne awaits....
I can't believe that the SpongeBob Pikachu died :(
It's (unironically) the funniest thing and I keep looking forward to it on each video I don't know why I find it so funny.
I’m not dead
@@Pikabob420. Oh my god
@@Genichi__ Pikabob is forever
No wander they were banned! Nice video! Love the comedy!
I promise, I will not wander.
@@MattIsTheCat 🤨
note to peter: he needs to put what he said at 2:11 as his channel description
It says triplets born the throne awaits
I like how we've reached the point in Peter's toy collecting where he doesn't even care what happens to the toys because he already has too many things
Patter makes me feel like I'm in a fever dream
I am entirely convinced that a Patter going "it's a ball, but the brand is named after the character from Castaway so ya-kno" then casually tossing the tennis ball over his shoulder for an eager Bingus to chase in the background would unironically be one of the best YT vids of 2023. "This one's named in honor of the legendary Penn from Penn and Teller" *tosses ball* "this one's named after some dude named Kevin but his name is spelled wrong, and with a z for some reason" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after gamma rays, which are a form of electromagnetic radiation arising from the radioactive decay of atomic nuclei which were discovered by some French dude named Paul" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after SUNEZLGO, the oft forgotten athletic cousin of Sun Tzu who invented toilet paper" *tosses ball*
9:36 those are some good first words
Wario is Petters secret identity
Just simply a wonderful performance
who else really did think there was a Pikachu toy that you RIP OPEN to do some sort of transplant
This is peak Ray season. Lets goooo! He's such a good dog!
ray died a couple years ago
Ray passed away a couple years ago. This is Bingus/Dingus ❤️
nice pfp
Wow I cant believe how much Bingus has changed and how much he no longer enjoys his work environment
As of three days after this video was made, his channel description is still not "Big toy. Big toy me want. Me want play."
dude i dont know what changed but his humor that i remember from a couple of years ago has gotten so much better
Dr Bingus in the house! 🎤
Patter serious question, do you use AI to write your descriptions? Cuz it sure seems like it!
No but I do just go braindead because descriptions are goofy
@@peter_knetter fair enough, I mean who reads descriptions anyway?
Dingus is truly the star of the channel.
4:55 bruh I come back to this
Just to watch bingus try and eat soap 🧼
Dingus....
Don't eat soap 🐕
Patter didn’t eat the bubble doughnut. The soap on the other hand…
3:15 I think bingus immediately understood the challenge and tried to stop himself from winning
This guy reminds me so much of old RUclips man, I miss that shit
bingus finally took over the channel!! cant wait for when he starts uploading on your place!
It's like if ashens had no brain cells and was too broke for a couch
Poor dingus. 1:06 1:54 3:27 4:53 5:35
Poor peter. 6:41 > 9:46
If your jaw was stuck shut with the pikachu, how would you have called the fire department?
I imagine muffled screaming not dissimilar to the Pyro from TF2
man...i love your videos.❤
8:52
Not a high bar to clear XD.
Something tells me the bubble machine is gonna be the new pikabob
Never
5:05
Peter: I didn't like the part where you tried to eat the soap...
Dog: 😶💀
2:24 as a non-British myself,i can confirm that is in fact british
As a british,I can confirm this statement
4:31 WHY IS THIS FUNNY 😂😂😂
1:45 From Nintendo New From Nintendo the Nintendo new Toy From Nintendo only From Nintendo dogs love it
Dogs with human teeth. Definitely not horrifying.
1:36 best moment in the video
Pikabob is certainly changing the trajectory of the world
I certainly do
@@Pikabob420.any theories about cardboard silver
@@MarkRocha09 i have consumed him and he is gone
@@Pikabob420. But is there any way to bring him back to life
@@MarkRocha09 maybe…
Yooo Peter’s doggo is back!
does anyone know what song plays at 0:40 it would be nice to know.
You've changed, Dingus...
The pac is baaaaack , goes chomping at his feet , he's our hero , he just can't be beat, yeaahahaa
Finally, some transitions to rival Star Wars. (Genuinely do love em)
gotta love how peetr is calm and chaotic at the same time
3:48 mmm pikachu donut~
Dingus never had a thought in his life, ever
THEY DID SURGERY ON A PIKACHU
0:00
(Beeping monitor sounds)
Peter: One of these two needs an immediate heart transplant to survive. This surgery must be done in immediate fashion. And the other is SpongeBob. But which is which??? They're so similar!!!
(Pikabob plays music for half a second then dies)
Peter: (laughing) I guess we were too late! (Sets them off to the side) Well, that'll be future me's problem, cause y'know what they say, "Knives right away, your colon won't stay"
0:33
Peter: -so then, slap this bad boy on! And then you go to Wal-Mart, your mom's pushing you in the cart. She doesn't even know I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALL THE POLICE!!!
0:43
Peter: And we simply can't test it without our Certified Tester who's just graduated Certified Testing School, Bingus, AKA Dingus. But now that he's graduated I think he's technically DOCTOR Dingus. Not a bad rapping name.
1:06
Peter: I haven't even told him that we'll be chopping his balls off-
1:14
Peter to Dingus: I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think I'm better than you.
1:27
Peter to Dingus: Ok, serious question: Have you ever thought...?
1:53
Peter: Now he's realized that if he doesn't catch it his life will be forfeit and I'll sell him to the ranch
(Dingus stops running after the toy)
Peter: ...nevermind I DON'T think he's figured that out-
2:11
Peter: Big toy! Big toy, me want! Me want play! Unbox! Note to future self, put that as my channel description.
2:37
Peter: I wonder what it looks like guys? (removes already see through plastic) WOAAAHHHH!!! I wonder what it tastes like guys? (While he Eat Bean) WOAAAHHH!!!
2:56
Peter: I know if I test this and I start racing without my good buddy over there, he might go on strike and then who am I gonna- who am I gonna test products with, my fully sentient brother?
3:13
Peter: Whichever gets down to the end first-
(Dingus sets off Peter's bean)
Peter: NO CHEATING!!! ( continues explaining) Doesn't have to eat their own turds in the backyard after they make them. Hope you win this one!
(Peter makes Dingus win on purpose)
Peter: Wow. Guess you have to stop doing that-
4:03
Peter: Now according to these institutions you rip the thing open and you put it inside this little bottle. But IT IS in Japanese, so I don't think they want me to actually do that, they probably need me to like...watch Naruto.
4:32
Peter: Sorry, I have a disease where I turn into a freaking motorcycle when I'm angry.
7:11
(Peter's phone pings)
Peter: PIKABOB THEY KNOW IT'S US!-
9:40
Peter: What are your first words as an audible creature?
Pikabob: ...pika
"Car goes turns" 👍
it’s been 4 days without a Patter knitter video. I’m losing my sanity.
YEAH😡😡🤬🤬🤬I WANT MY VIDEO NOW PATTER
Funny bluetooth noise never gets old
Can we talk about how he put soda in the bubble machine and it still worked?
Ive been thinking about this thumbnail a lot recently
Can’t believe plunkert died. Fly high pertis konter🕊🕊🕊
4:40 Bro has never seen The Wizard of Oz
I was the psychopath that wanted to see you cut open a Pikachu
guys this is it the channel is not dingus knetter
Pikaspongebob's first words: "The Bluetooth device is ready to pair". 😅🤣😂
I though his first words are going to be TATA TATA TAAAAAATATATATAAATATA *burp*
Thank you Peter from the funny guy show
Rei has changed so much bro I don’t even recognize him anymore
Funniest thing i have seen all day 5:00
moter peete (4:36)
hey peter, can we get a video with all the cardboard boys again? we miss sliver
Sliver is gone
Your dog is adorable
Is Bingus an Australian shepherd? He looks a lot like that or an English shepherd.
The start really got me though
Your colon won’t stay.
Babe wake up, peter uploaded
Your dog is so cute i wanna cry
Your dog is perfect
I love your Dingus doggo.
potter is so good at doing