Edonit’s Animations no, he probably accidentally put a space, therefore you used the wrong subReddit. “r/boneappletea” is a subreddit related to people substituting parts of words unintentionally, like “ Bone-Apple-Tea”. ‘rUle bReaKeRS’ Didn’t intend to put “For got”, he simply without his notice added a space. (No Hating, it’s just I don’t like seeing people using subreddits for wrong purposes.) Cheers mate.
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that got a good chuckle out of me. Might be because I'm on strong pain relief meds after getting my last wisdom tooth extracted earlier today.
I was having surgery to put my thumb back together after a bad break. Woke up half way through the procedure, asked the surgeon to move his head so I could see. His head whipped around to stare at me, and work a horrified tone asked "WTF is he doing awake!!!". Lights instantly went back out.
I am Dutch. And rarely speak English. I had to go to the US for a surgery, and obviously when the doctors checked on me right before i was put to sleep they talked to me in English. When i woke up, i was still talking in English. My parents told me i could speak in Dutch now because the doctors were out of the room. I started crying and told them i forgot how to speak Dutch. I repeated it over and over while crying, until i eventually said i didnt know how to speak Dutch in Dutch. Great times. My parents still laugh about it to this day
kinda the same here. I am also dutch but I was in a dutch hospital. I was speaking Dutch with the doctors but the moment I passed out from the propofol I switched to English like I'd been speaking it the whole time.
1st time: Nurse catches me "driving my car" in the bed, "what are you doing?", "I need to get to the bank to deposit this check before it closes!" another time: I'm scrambling around frantically in the bed, Nurse "what's wrong?", me "I dropped my cigarette, in the floorboard!". Apparently I was driving again. and I thought the glowing red light on my finger tip from one of the monitors was a cigarette. ...... *sigh*
i got put under anesthesia by an anesthesiologist who told me "the only kids i cant put to sleep are my own" i said "bet" and stayed awake as he set my broken wrist and crashed right after he finished. i was five and remember talking to him the entire time.
The things I remember after my wisdom teeth surgery: “Can I have starbucks?” “What about Taco Bell?” “That Doctor is NOT as hot as my boyfriend, I don’t care how much money he makes!” And trying to act completely sober when the nurse came back into the room while my dad was recording me.
Good thing your dad was recording you. I was the one recording myself so I didn't even get started until I was in the car. I was too out of it to remember if what I said right after I woke up was funny. I just know I immediately started talking and refused to stop, so they had to rush to take the gauze out of my mouth.
I went under for a dental procedure, and the last thing I remember is looking at my mom, waving at her and said “see you in hell!” She was completely mortified.
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was sitting there, waiting for the gas to kick in. I looked at the dentist and asked “So when are we going to start?” He looked at me, laughed a little, and said “We finished about 15 minutes ago.” I was wondering how the room went from 4 people to 1 in about half a second...
My doctor vanished and was replaced by my mom. I asked her, when he will do the procedure... He was already done. My transition was seamless. To this day I don't know, when he cut the teeth out. I know they're out, because it hurt like hell later. But that's what pain meds are for.
When I got shoulder surgery, i remember they rolled me from one stretcher to the operating table/chair. I remember being really confused and thought my thigh was someone else's, and i just kept saying "Who's leg is this? Whooo's leg is this?!? Is this my leg? who's in the bed with me? oh, it's mine"
not when I was under gas but my family just *loves* remidning me of the time I had an extremely high fever and kept quoting barbie movies.... or saying things like "Why didn't you tell me my sister was a pegasus" ...the catch? I don't have a sister.
same except I was 5 years old and it was my front seat. the surgery it's self was not as traumatizing as the next few days of having more blood than saliva and the following years without front teeth, even though I woke up during surgery and had no idea what was going on.
a friend of mine texted me after getting his wisdom teeth out, thinking he was Captain Kirk and I was Spock. I got reprimanded for disrespecting my commanding officer.
When I woke up from surgery on my hand, I looked at my mom and said "So, that was the surgery. Can I go now back to school to play the saxophone?" She looked at me with pure shock and said that we're going to eat lunch and then go home. I wasn't in school that day.
Ok funny story Doctor: outing me under to get some caps and teeth filled ( rare genetic problem where my teeth are mostly hollow ) Me: tells my dad to come close let I need to tell you something Dad: comes closer Me : closer Dad: comes right up to my face Me: Screams “FISHES !!!!”
I had to go under 3 times in one year and I said/did some pretty weird things: 1- I remember saying to the doctor “you better not kill me” 2- I woke up and said “can you guys be quiet and let me sleep!!” I was grumpy for the rest of the day 😹 3- I just had my wisdom teeth out and my cheek were very swollen and immediately the nurse gave me a very big popsicle to eat and I was like “uhhhh this is not gonna fit in my mouth” Mind you I did worse things on the medication
Before my brother had his spinal surgery a few years ago, he asked the anesthesiologist "what if it doesn't work?!" to which they laughed until he went under (about 4 seconds). When he woke up, all he kept saying was "Tea. I just want tea. Please. Tea. Get me tea."
@@StoHelit7 If you love your tea/coffee, avoid the NHS supplied stuff... A colleague describes the coffee as "brown sad water" to which I agree with him. The tea is probably Tetleys or Typhoo, so drinkable, but not Yorkshire Gold or Tea Pigs by any stretch. My brother had his own supply of tea bags and instant coffee (he was in hospital for a long time), but hopefully you will only require one or two drinks of the elixir of life. Good luck with your surgery!
When I was in recovery after open heart surgery. I was so thirsty and had a dry throat, I kept asking and the nurse kept refusing. I ended up telling her she runs the recovery like hitler. When my mum told me I was absolutely horrified and mortified, we apologised profusely and brought her plenty of chocolate, cake and biscuits
My anesthesiologist: "We don't use gas, but this needle won't hurt." Me: "You lied, it did hurt!" Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't." Me: "Yes it did!!!" Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't." Me: "zzzzzz"
Ok, the Old lady stories reminded me of something I overheard at a fast food joint. This was last year long before The 19 showed up. So I was on lunch break and the BK is right across the street from my job. So I head inside to grab food and eat. I get in line behind these two older ladies, both had to be at least 80. They had been arguing when I got in line. at first, I was not paying attention but my attention was snagged by "you did not like my post of The Facebook" "You were posting a vulgar photo." "I was just showing off my new tattoo" "I could see your nipples!" "No, you could not My tattoo is on my collar bone my nipples are by my knees!"
I had to have an emergency appendectomy this June, and my mom told me I woke up and forgot how to speak English, and started speaking Mandarin (no, not randomly, my mom's Chinese) I kept asking for water and I didn't get my ice till my mom came to translate.
That was kinda what it was with my sister, we assumed it was period until the fever spiked. sadly I wasnt there to see if there was any funny moments from the drugs other than her saying morfine was goooood
This is my new favorite video on the entire internet. I've always loved these sorts of stories, plus with puppy bloopers? The best. Which means I need to add my own contribution: So not exactly anesthesia, just medication that made me very drowsy and sleepy. I was admitted to a hospital in Japan a few months ago after accidentally eating something I'm allergic to and after explaining what had happened, how much of it I'd eaten and how I was feeling, the nurses decided to hook me up to an iv with a steroid and some allergy medication since I didn't have an epipen. So they hook me up, I get my book out of my bag and promptly fall asleep one the syringe has been emptied into my tube. The lady who had been responsible for me left and about two minutes later, came back to tell me my host mom would be coming to pick me up in two hours when my iv bag finished. I shot awake and immediately asked her if it had been two hours yet. She said no and I went right back to sleep. An hour later, a nurse came to check on my bag, to make sure it was progressing smoothly. Again, I shoot awake before he can open the curtain and am staring right at him just so I can ask him what time it is. Still not time. Right back to bed. Then what feels like seconds later I hear my host mom calling for me (since it was past normal hours for the front of the hospital and the nurses weren't there to tell her where I was) and I respond "has it been two hours yet?" She takes me home after getting my subscription and I'm pretty loopy still for the rest of the night. Good time.
When I got my wisdom teeth out my friend was the one who took me and on the way back (I didn’t remember this my friend had to tell me) apparently I wanted to go to McDonald’s and ask them where the nearest KFC was .... even being doped up I wanted to cause havoc 😂
When I got my appendix removed I woke up a few minutes before surgery to see the surgeon with a scalpel say, “he needs more anesthesia” but before this I said, “over that fast! Thanks!”
When i got my wisdom teeth out, i remember coming around in the operating chair, fully aware of my situation and location. I remember being walked to the car and buckled in. My mom drove me to the pharmacy and i remember telling her she was driving in the wrong lane. She laughed and said that she was not. I also remember asking if i was going to die because i overheard my parents talking about how i was 5 days from sepsis due to an infection in my upper left wisdom tooth.
This reminded me of when I had to be knocked out when i was pregnant with my second child, i was getting a lot of abdominal pain when I was around 3 or 4 months pregnant and blood tests showed nothing, they suspected an ectopic pregnancy, so I was terrified and when I get scared I talk a mile a minute, I'm laid on the bed ready to be knocked out and talking non stop to the anesthesiologist, get half way through what I'm saying and knocked out, I wake up and promptly finish what I was saying to a very confused looking nurse and say "oh you're not the doctor" the nurse bless her just smiled and asked how I was feeling I answered" a little foolish". I'm happy to say I later gave birth to a healthy baby boy who is now 25 years old and is one of the very best lights in my life.
I remember I once got knocked out in a rugby match, apparently while I was out I managed to tackle someone and get out of the maul. This is when my body had shut down and I woke up and had to restart all my limbs. I staggered up got back in line, luckily they scored soon, and played until during a huddle one of the other girls realised I was NOT ok. I was saying “I know I don’t look ok but I swear I am” I was still drowsy and had convinced myself I was in a dream so I didn’t think it was serious. My coach not wanting to take me off, only takes me off when one of the girls goes “she’s had a HEAD INJURY she needs to go off” I got taken off for one minute and played for the rest of the game (which wasn’t long tbf). I still don’t know how serious the head injury was as i was never properly checked. 🤷♀️
After I 'woke up' from surgery apparently I kept trying to get up to go find pants, i was still in the gown, and kept asking where they were. Me and my quest for pants! xD
My father had a tumor removed through surgery. After the surgery he was still groggy. He thought my mother had changed his clothes. Later he was talking to my mother and found out it was the nurse😂. He was 51 with no disabilities other than arthritis. What made the story funnier is that when he’s embarrassed he get RED. It was kinda funny to see his reaction.
My brother is white as baking soda but speaks fluent Filipino, and let me tell you, he has a LOT of fun freaking people out. He's also gained a lot of Filipino friends in the process, too. :)
I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all I remember from waking up is telling the doctor "This shit is way better than the shrooms I had" My mom was also in the room. We now call it the "truth serum"
I remember this: when I woke up from ankle surgery, I started singing musicals (Wicked, Hadestown, Dear Evan Hansen, etc). Dunno why I did but I felt comfortable and only slightly embarrassed (no self confidence).
when i was in primary (elementary) school, i went to my local hospital after struggling to breathe in the night. i went under and woke up the next morning and had a normal conversation with my mum who was in the room with me before i ended up passing out again (around 1 pm). before i passed out again i screamed 'oh great, here we go again'.
When I was 8 I remember saying "don't you even dare to think that you'll get me to sleep with this sweet gas" and I immediately fell asleep This is one of the most common things that my mom says about me
I remember faintly waking up from getting my wisdom teeth out. There's a fuzzy memory of something I said. I had brought my stuffed animal, a small bunny in a white blanket with me to surgery, and I remember seeing her shortly after I woke up and saying, "There's a bunny in this blanket," to my mom in a confused tone.
I have a fun story about my sister who was having her tonsils out. Basically, the doctors said that usually the kids don't talk for a while after it because their throat hurts so much, but my sister's loud ADHD self couldn't just... not talk. And so as soon as she woke up, she just stared at the doctor, and then screamed "MY THROAT HURTS!" at the top of her lungs.
My friend Eddie at the age of 12 had a surgery, and they said “say Goodbye to your parents”, and he was like, "see you in hell..." and passed out, his mother says, they burst down of laughter when they heard him. Another story about my friend Ashley. She was somewhere at the age of 10 when she got her first surgery, because she broke her arm stumbling and they said say bye-bye to your mommy, and when she was about to pass out she said these words... "...bye bitch..." and passed out. Her mother had a talk with her after she had that surgery. But the doctors and the nurse had a good laugh. Both of them are now in collage, and we still laugh about those stupid moments. But you gotta admit it’s funny.
I was getting a surgery in which all my top molars were being removed. Apparently as I passed out I said "aye vro I want some spaghetti." Right before they were about to wedge my mouth open I muttered "mouth wide with a man in my mouth? Must be friday" and as I woke up I asked "where is my mother I want my spaghetti I've been a good lil homo" I couldn't have spaghetti for about 3 and a half weeks. I complained about it every single day.
I thought that said "humidity" and I was thinking about how the sun will eventually swallow the Earth and how in general, the planet will dry out due to heat (most likely) so
I remember getting my wisdom teeth removed when i was 16 and my sis was 14. I clearly remember while still as high as a kite my mom going on Pandora while i was in the front seat and my sis was in the back asleep. We were going to get our medication and Let it go started playing. I remember that I rolled the window down and started to scream... Not sing... Scream the lyrics to the song in a muffled voice, my sis joined. She just woke up and joined once i got to the chorus. Other drivers were clearly confused, annoyed, and looked worried.
By the way, a colonoscopy is a surgery where the surgeon (a proctologist) always gets a little behind in his work. I've had two surgeries to remove my "factory" kidneys due to a hereditary disease that makes them grow because of cysts. They were so large they couldn't do both at one time as they'd hoped. When I went in for the second neprectomy, I had put surgical tape on my remaing (unscarred) side and written "This Side UP" on it, with the other side saying "Open Other Side". When the surgeons prepped me they were chuckling over that, and still laughing when I woke up in recovery and they stopped to see how i was doing. I've had a lot of surgical procedures due to this disease, and spent 8 years on dialysis (with its own access surgeries), and I've found it's best to keep a good attitude and enjoy humor with the medical staff, as they get tired of dealing with grumpy, angry people all the time. And YES, it actually does help with the pain, and really, what kind of a patient would YOU rather have if you were a doc or a nurse? One procedure had the "gas passer" (Anesthesiologist) run a medication through an IV in my arm, so he asked me to count from 1 to 10; I could feel the "juice" burning as it traveled up my arm and through my neck to reach my brain. "ONE", I said - and that was it. Some procedures have been while was awake, but "numbed" to not feel pain. That's common when, for example, they're putting a heart catheter in for dialysis, as they want to know if you feel anything "weird". I did, as I think the tip of the probe reached the INSIDE OF MY HEART and bumped against the wall of my heart. My heart skipped a beat and the gas passer said, "We're there" to the surgeon. Strange feeling, that's for sure. Sometimes it's best that they insert "certain things" while you're out completely. Waking up to find A) a tube in your belly, under the skin, and B) a catheter inserted for when you pee (during my renal transplants). And of course, the WORST part is WHEN THEY PULL THOSE DEVICES OUT. I'm not going to try and describe it other than to say I now know what an animal feels like having its entrails removed.
Had to go under a little while back. I have a dark sense of humour.. *Insert generic high/stoner voice* "Yoooo, ama 'bout to get Bill Cosby'd heh heh he..."
Not gonna lie that was very funny xD most funny thing I was able to do when I was put under was as a child when I woke up I just got out of bed and wandered around, looking for my mother, who had been sleeping next to me the entire time, when the nurse picked me up, she was a little freaked out because I should have been sleeping for at least another hour, so she promptly put me back in the bed without waking up my Mum. She deserved a nap after all, it has been a pretty rough time for her ;-;
Once my aunt was talking about how she makes brussel sprouts before her surgery, and when she woke up she started talking from where she left off in the conversation.
I did the same, except my mouth was full of gauze and I was furiously trying to explain to my doctor that Pikachu and Eevee were entirely unrelated Pokémon.
I remember our old family practitioner, he loved our family. I remember being a teenager and telling him I was taking French in school, so he responded with "Bonjour, oui oui, escargot ... stick shift!" and about pissed himself laughing like it was the funniest joke ever. Another time my sister had to go in because she twisted her ankle, he again cracked himself up when she told him that she didn't know you couldn't wear roller skates on a skateboard.
Its funny hearing this now as I'm getting surgery in 2 hours. This makes me feel better.. Edit: Thank you for all the concern kind strangers and I apologise for my late reply. (hopefully you didn't worry too much @-@). If anyone is interested I had surgery on my wrist to remove a ganglion cyst (imagine a balloon filled with the lubricants in your joints) after I didn't receive proper care following my surgery in 2013 (broken hand/arm). Overall, it was a quick surgery and sadly I didn't say anything interesting apon waking up. :/ Thankfully it seems I will be fine now and have finally regained the muscles in my arm. :)) Again thank you for commenting and liking it means a lot
When I was like 9 suffering from a bad fever I would get dizzy and so I went to bed after one of these dizzy spills and woke up crying because I was Abraham Lincoln and I cried to my mom until I relized I was indeed not Abraham Lincoln
Years back, I got my wisdoms pulled. I chose to do both the gas and the liquid that knocks you out. The dentist came in about every 10ish minutes to see if I was drowsy. After about a half hour, they asked how I was feeling and I told them fine, bit a little tired. (I get tired when anxious) they told me not to fight it and walked out. I was very confused but decided to close my eyes. I then woke up to weight on my finger and saw the pulse reader thing on my finger. I proceeded to take a pic of it with my phone and then blacked back out after hearing the dentist talk. "Oh, she's awake. Never mind. She's out". I then remember my boyfriend and mom coming to get me, as I enthusiastically tried to talk to them about who knows what. My boyfriend mentioned to me not to talk too much, as my mouth was stuffed with cotton and didn't want the stitches to rip open. There was a millisecond of anger before I blacked back out. I then remember seeing his and my feet next to the car tire (he had to practically cary me and was waiting for the car door to be unlocked) then finally remember crashing onto the couch before waking up to frozen meat to my face XD all very much a blur, but I still have the pic of the pulse reader thing lol
I was put under to remove two wisdom teeth. Apparently I woke up in recovery, walked to the receptionist, patted my bill. Then I went back to the recovery room. When I woke up the second time, I asked where to pay my bill. I got the strangest look from the nurse, who told me I had already paid! To this day, I don’t remember waking up the first time.
Um, excuse me! It us not r/! Its rSlash! If you get that wrong 1 more time you have to give me your phone, pc, and laptop including everything you own.
It's SUNDAY!
That means its time to watch RSLASH!
First reply
no
Swaz
In an hour it’s not Sunday 4 me
Yes!! A new rSlash video. I’m supposed to be studying but this is more important.
That Chineese man story was gold
"Oh crap we injected to much China into this man"
I just envisioned someone injecting molten porcelain into someone's bloodstream
@@RedstoneRazor Some dude injects this man with a dumpling while chanting in Mandarin
OH NO HE'S MAKING RAMEN NOW!
👏👏👏很好笑👏👏👏
Starts speaking Mandarin. The doc" how did I do that? "
"sorry i thought i was a shark" I laughed so hard i forgot to breathe!
R/boneappletea
Edonit’s Animations no, he probably accidentally put a space, therefore you used the wrong subReddit. “r/boneappletea” is a subreddit related to people substituting parts of words unintentionally, like “ Bone-Apple-Tea”. ‘rUle bReaKeRS’ Didn’t intend to put “For got”, he simply without his notice added a space. (No Hating, it’s just I don’t like seeing people using subreddits for wrong purposes.) Cheers mate.
MrCrisBlox wow. Innever thought someone could take a subreddit so seriously. Technically im not wrong.
Edonit’s Animations “Innever” Lmao, now you can be put on r/boneappletea, you happy yet?
MrCrisBlox lol. I didn’t realize i put n instead if space. Ill just put u in a subreddit. Which one u thinking? Cheers
When I got my tonsils out as I was going out I said "you're gassing me, so I'll return the favor." Apparently I let one rip and stuck up the room.
Hahahhahah
Lollolololol
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that got a good chuckle out of me.
Might be because I'm on strong pain relief meds after getting my last wisdom tooth extracted earlier today.
@@MartinFinnerup fart jokes are funny regardless of age
@@andrewmorris483 I would agree.
Patient going under: *Suddenly speaks Chinese*
Anesthesiologist: "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?"
Josh Sonon Oh that’s fudged, you magic witch!
Shahrin Kader I laughed way too hard at that.
He's speaking the language of the gods.
*Literally moves arm slightly*
He landed a critical blow!
"Anesthesiologist..."
Doggo: That's my cue
Yugo: huh? is that the hardest word to say? time to start the doggening
Yes
I woke up during my colonoscopy. I looked at the screen and asked, "So ... how's it going?" Someone said something, and then bam, I was out again.
I just want to here the other end of that interaction and yes I intend that other end joke
terrifying to see that myself
I was having surgery to put my thumb back together after a bad break. Woke up half way through the procedure, asked the surgeon to move his head so I could see.
His head whipped around to stare at me, and work a horrified tone asked "WTF is he doing awake!!!".
Lights instantly went back out.
@@craigf6277 I imagine all limits on how the surgeon's head could move and rotate were removed, so it was actually like a whip
@@craigf6277 xd I swear Im an operating nurse, -and when a patient woke up Its terrifying
I am Dutch. And rarely speak English. I had to go to the US for a surgery, and obviously when the doctors checked on me right before i was put to sleep they talked to me in English.
When i woke up, i was still talking in English. My parents told me i could speak in Dutch now because the doctors were out of the room.
I started crying and told them i forgot how to speak Dutch. I repeated it over and over while crying, until i eventually said i didnt know how to speak Dutch in Dutch. Great times.
My parents still laugh about it to this day
Lmao.
They will never let you forget about it. Don't you love them?
kinda the same here. I am also dutch but I was in a dutch hospital. I was speaking Dutch with the doctors but the moment I passed out from the propofol I switched to English like I'd been speaking it the whole time.
Mikey Visser I cried after I got my tonsils taken out. Fuck if I know why. At least you had a reason, even if it wasn’t really true 😂
@@jessie-ht7bc* ik kan NIET Nederlands spreken
rSlash : "Am I in he--"
Yugo : "*intense toy squeakings*"
Aww he's just trying to help you censor words~~
r/puppycensor
roocheeroo smart dog...
He'll be a good RUclipsr some day.....
he should make a compilation of the funniest puppy bloopers
Where do you hear that?
Me 5 years ago : "I can't be put on anesthesia bc i might accidentally come out as gay"
I came out to my parents beforehand bc I was scared I'd do it on anesthesia when I got my wisdom teeth out lmao
@@forestexpertrees power move
Omg that tops everything from the video LMFAO
this made me laugh
can relate to this O.o
rSlash: Anesthesiol-
Dog: I'm gonna stop you right there.
xD
My grandma went under for a surgery, and they said that she managed to share a fair bit of cooking advice with them before she passed out completely.
Aww that’s cute
😂😂😂
Wholesome 💝
1st time: Nurse catches me "driving my car" in the bed, "what are you doing?", "I need to get to the bank to deposit this check before it closes!"
another time: I'm scrambling around frantically in the bed, Nurse "what's wrong?", me "I dropped my cigarette, in the floorboard!". Apparently I was driving again. and I thought the glowing red light on my finger tip from one of the monitors was a cigarette. ...... *sigh*
i got put under anesthesia by an anesthesiologist who told me "the only kids i cant put to sleep are my own"
i said "bet" and stayed awake as he set my broken wrist and crashed right after he finished. i was five and remember talking to him the entire time.
Liberty how much pain did you feel!?!
💀💀
what a madlad
Oof
@@spaghetiman1936 Probably none, they use conscious sedation for setting broken limbs, and revising dislocations.
Oh that’s fu*ked, u magic witch
0:56
That had me laughing
I'm calling the nurses on anesthesia teams magic witches from now on
The things I remember after my wisdom teeth surgery:
“Can I have starbucks?” “What about Taco Bell?” “That Doctor is NOT as hot as my boyfriend, I don’t care how much money he makes!” And trying to act completely sober when the nurse came back into the room while my dad was recording me.
Good thing your dad was recording you. I was the one recording myself so I didn't even get started until I was in the car.
I was too out of it to remember if what I said right after I woke up was funny. I just know I immediately started talking and refused to stop, so they had to rush to take the gauze out of my mouth.
I would love to see that recording
I went under for a dental procedure, and the last thing I remember is looking at my mom, waving at her and said “see you in hell!”
She was completely mortified.
That has the same kind of energy as the “You’re all going to Hell. Goodbye!” Vine
that’s epic and all but do you see this dog i have as my profile picture
Wtf 😂😂
Lol, laughing gas is really powerful stuff
imagine your child saying that
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was sitting there, waiting for the gas to kick in. I looked at the dentist and asked “So when are we going to start?”
He looked at me, laughed a little, and said “We finished about 15 minutes ago.”
I was wondering how the room went from 4 people to 1 in about half a second...
*T I M E T R A V E L*
hah thanks for the laugh
Quick sleep perk that you used
My doctor vanished and was replaced by my mom.
I asked her, when he will do the procedure... He was already done.
My transition was seamless. To this day I don't know, when he cut the teeth out.
I know they're out, because it hurt like hell later. But that's what pain meds are for.
When I got shoulder surgery, i remember they rolled me from one stretcher to the operating table/chair. I remember being really confused and thought my thigh was someone else's, and i just kept saying "Who's leg is this? Whooo's leg is this?!? Is this my leg? who's in the bed with me? oh, it's mine"
Omggg thats so fkin hilarious
You have no idea how much joy it brings me when you say "Smooch the pooch!"
Corbin Brier I like your profile picture ✏️✒️🌹
I remember a friend of mine who told the nurse “I need more, the dreams need me”
Not sure what he meant lol
That's easy. He was fighting nightmares with nights the jester. XD
gbg reviews lmao good one
He was saving the world from people who do watch r slash
I think he meant more anesthesia so he can imagine dreams?
HE MUST RETURN TO HIS PEOPLE
not when I was under gas but my family just *loves* remidning me of the time I had an extremely high fever and kept quoting barbie movies.... or saying things like "Why didn't you tell me my sister was a pegasus" ...the catch? I don't have a sister.
plot twist: your brother is a giraffe
@@ArcanineEspeon he's certainly tall enough to be one = ')
@@Puddycat431 ah, the plot thickens.
i got 5 teeth removed and when i woke up my lips were swollen and said "I thought i was getting teeth removed not plastic surgery"
I was 9
At least is not like the kid of the story of the nurse that told him "say goodbye to mommy" i mean wtf i wouldn't say anyone that while i put to sleep
same except I was 5 years old and it was my front seat. the surgery it's self was not as traumatizing as the next few days of having more blood than saliva and the following years without front teeth, even though I woke up during surgery and had no idea what was going on.
That sounds like a line from a sitcom.
Wait you guys got gassed when pulling out teeth?
Had taken 6 out at once, only had that needle anesthesia
@@aurum3747 yo bruh you ok???
a friend of mine texted me after getting his wisdom teeth out, thinking he was Captain Kirk and I was Spock. I got reprimanded for disrespecting my commanding officer.
I wish I could like this but it's to hilarious to not keep it at 69 like
Oh no, I hope you weren't demoted to Lieutenant...
Mr. Spock, get me a coffee...
Captains Log, Stardate 72863
me: Speak Chinese while under.
Doctor: I am getting fired for this.
RSlash: C’mon bud! This word is hard to say!
Yugo: S U F F E R
Me, an absolute European LAD: DID SOMEONE JUST SAY YUGO
I DEMAND CAM FOOTAGE OF THE PUPPYBLOOPERS
Yes please
Y E S
Nah, I prefer the puppybloopers to be like a satisfying end to the video
YES.
Seconded
When I woke up from surgery on my hand, I looked at my mom and said "So, that was the surgery. Can I go now back to school to play the saxophone?" She looked at me with pure shock and said that we're going to eat lunch and then go home. I wasn't in school that day.
Ok funny story
Doctor: outing me under to get some caps and teeth filled ( rare genetic problem where my teeth are mostly hollow )
Me: tells my dad to come close let I need to tell you something
Dad: comes closer
Me : closer
Dad: comes right up to my face
Me: Screams “FISHES !!!!”
69th like, fishes are nice man
Omg that's amazing lmao!! XDD
Some random dude walks in, says “I thought I was a shark” and eats you
Woah I have a genetic condition where my teeth are mostly hollow too
lol also i never heard o hollow teeth when they fell out it probaly would be a horror show to see the underside of the tooth
Yugo: *barks*
rSlash: Don't make me come down there, you punk.
Best reference I’ve ever seen
I had to go under 3 times in one year and I said/did some pretty weird things:
1- I remember saying to the doctor “you better not kill me”
2- I woke up and said “can you guys be quiet and let me sleep!!” I was grumpy for the rest of the day 😹
3- I just had my wisdom teeth out and my cheek were very swollen and immediately the nurse gave me a very big popsicle to eat and I was like “uhhhh this is not gonna fit in my mouth”
Mind you I did worse things on the medication
That last one was gold. Can you imagine the sheer panic that doctor and nurse might have felt 🤣
Rslash: Am I in heck?
*pupper squeaks his pupper toy*
Rslash: *laughs* Starting to feel like I'm in hell
Me: *GASPS* HE SAID HELL
@Samuel Mccorvey demon itisation
@Samuel Mccorvey lmao watch out demon it is a tion!
@Samuel Mccorvey lmao!
@Samuel Mccorvey GOOD ONE!
@@roebin3756 GOOD ONE!
Me, waking up from eye-surgery
*flails around franticlly* HALP IM BLIND-
Doctor: it’s just a washcloth over your eyes!
Me:
... oh
Before my brother had his spinal surgery a few years ago, he asked the anesthesiologist "what if it doesn't work?!" to which they laughed until he went under (about 4 seconds). When he woke up, all he kept saying was "Tea. I just want tea. Please. Tea. Get me tea."
Well did he get his tea
If your brother is not from Britain than I'll be more dull than and unbuttered bread role(which still taste great)
As someone who just received £35 worth of loose leaf teas and tisanes who is also have surgery next month. If this isn't me I'll be amazed.
@@sofiah.5820 About 3 days later because they had to limit his fluid intake to just water.
@@StoHelit7 If you love your tea/coffee, avoid the NHS supplied stuff... A colleague describes the coffee as "brown sad water" to which I agree with him. The tea is probably Tetleys or Typhoo, so drinkable, but not Yorkshire Gold or Tea Pigs by any stretch. My brother had his own supply of tea bags and instant coffee (he was in hospital for a long time), but hopefully you will only require one or two drinks of the elixir of life. Good luck with your surgery!
OP: *gives the bloodiest smile ever*
Lady: O_O *turns away*
lol
#Blessed? More like #Possessed
When I was in recovery after open heart surgery. I was so thirsty and had a dry throat, I kept asking and the nurse kept refusing. I ended up telling her she runs the recovery like hitler. When my mum told me I was absolutely horrified and mortified, we apologised profusely and brought her plenty of chocolate, cake and biscuits
My anesthesiologist: "We don't use gas, but this needle won't hurt."
Me: "You lied, it did hurt!"
Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't."
Me: "Yes it did!!!"
Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't."
Me: "zzzzzz"
it was odd feeling, it felt like someone was injecting fire into your veins
i still can forget the feeling, surgery was a year and two months ago
*me seconds before going out* “I don’t think I like penises anymore” and in fact, I was correct,
I love this 😂
HAH, YES I LOVE IT
Lol
@Heather Bryant how did your mother react?
wait so what did you do with urs?!
“Nice big breaths”
“Thanks I just had them done”
Me: *dying of laughter while trying to eat tacos in public*
Chilli at home almost choked laughing 😅😅
rSlash to Yugo : what do you want from me.
Yugo : your channel.
He deserves it
There should now be a r/yugo dedicated to dog
@@Videogamedonut17 He's been such a good boy!
You seem mistaken-it’s already Yugo’s channel. Do keep up, lol!
'MWAH SMOOCH THE POOCH x3' rSlash are you sure you weren't put under while recording this?
nah. He was just makin sure to smooch da pooch!
He does this in every puppy bloopers...
Almost every.
Lol
I liked my own comment
I was wondering the same thing in r/puppybloopers
Me: "If I dont count backwards it will not work."
Next second (in my head):
"magically transported" to the recovery room.
When you pause to laugh it cracks me up, your laugh is infectious
Same here. You can't help laughing with him.🤣👍
Jade S. I laughed harder when he started laughing, at one point I had to pause the video.
"Nice big breaths"
"Thanks I just had them done" that part killed me XD
Edit: Holy fudge, barely saw I had this many likes up until now lol
Same XDD
2DRUNK2FUC same lol
That’s straight out of a movie haha too perfect
O lol I actually thought he said breasts
I was your 600th like yw lol
Ok, the Old lady stories reminded me of something I overheard at a fast food joint. This was last year long before The 19 showed up. So I was on lunch break and the BK is right across the street from my job. So I head inside to grab food and eat. I get in line behind these two older ladies, both had to be at least 80. They had been arguing when I got in line. at first, I was not paying attention but my attention was snagged by
"you did not like my post of The Facebook"
"You were posting a vulgar photo."
"I was just showing off my new tattoo"
"I could see your nipples!"
"No, you could not My tattoo is on my collar bone my nipples are by my knees!"
Oml I’m cackling
rSlash: "But when I went in for my gallbladder surgery..."
Yugo: "RUUUuuuuuuaaahh!"
rSlash: "DDDoooooggggGGGHHHH!"
Yugo: *I will end your career!*
Yugo: *points gun at RSLASH* play with me
Rslash: about to say the longest American word in the dictionary.
Dog: my bark is ready!!!
I had to have an emergency appendectomy this June, and my mom told me I woke up and forgot how to speak English, and started speaking Mandarin (no, not randomly, my mom's Chinese) I kept asking for water and I didn't get my ice till my mom came to translate.
"I have 1 million dollars in drug money under the couch cushions."
Surgeons: "Forget the surgery!"
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions LOL
Perfect username too
Tails is dissapointed in your recent surgeries
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions ... why just why?
Hey you just subscribed to me!
My two favourites are "I thought I was a shark" and "I told you it wasn't just menstrual cramps."
Same, the menstral cramps one had me in tear!
*tears. I can’t edit comments on the device I’m using and I don’t want to use another device
That was kinda what it was with my sister, we assumed it was period until the fever spiked. sadly I wasnt there to see if there was any funny moments from the drugs other than her saying morfine was goooood
@@kkcolors Oh dear. She's okay now, at least, right?
@@goomba1000 Oh yah, that was a year ago haha
This is my new favorite video on the entire internet. I've always loved these sorts of stories, plus with puppy bloopers? The best. Which means I need to add my own contribution:
So not exactly anesthesia, just medication that made me very drowsy and sleepy. I was admitted to a hospital in Japan a few months ago after accidentally eating something I'm allergic to and after explaining what had happened, how much of it I'd eaten and how I was feeling, the nurses decided to hook me up to an iv with a steroid and some allergy medication since I didn't have an epipen. So they hook me up, I get my book out of my bag and promptly fall asleep one the syringe has been emptied into my tube. The lady who had been responsible for me left and about two minutes later, came back to tell me my host mom would be coming to pick me up in two hours when my iv bag finished. I shot awake and immediately asked her if it had been two hours yet. She said no and I went right back to sleep. An hour later, a nurse came to check on my bag, to make sure it was progressing smoothly. Again, I shoot awake before he can open the curtain and am staring right at him just so I can ask him what time it is. Still not time. Right back to bed. Then what feels like seconds later I hear my host mom calling for me (since it was past normal hours for the front of the hospital and the nurses weren't there to tell her where I was) and I respond "has it been two hours yet?" She takes me home after getting my subscription and I'm pretty loopy still for the rest of the night. Good time.
"Am I in heck?" -Squeak-
"I responded-" -jinglESQUEAK-
oh my god I can't stop laughing
"Do you mind?"
"Umm, yes! Why do you think I'm making all this noise??"
When I got my wisdom teeth out my friend was the one who took me and on the way back (I didn’t remember this my friend had to tell me) apparently I wanted to go to McDonald’s and ask them where the nearest KFC was .... even being doped up I wanted to cause havoc 😂
my last words before i went under were “if i wake up in the next 15 minutes im gay”
i woke up after 15 minutes and 30 seconds
Hope that wasn't your big reveal...
Nice
oh, you came out when you went under too....?
Nice
guys im pretty sure this isnt a coming out post lmao
When I got my appendix removed I woke up a few minutes before surgery to see the surgeon with a scalpel say, “he needs more anesthesia” but before this I said, “over that fast! Thanks!”
When i got my wisdom teeth out, i remember coming around in the operating chair, fully aware of my situation and location. I remember being walked to the car and buckled in. My mom drove me to the pharmacy and i remember telling her she was driving in the wrong lane. She laughed and said that she was not. I also remember asking if i was going to die because i overheard my parents talking about how i was 5 days from sepsis due to an infection in my upper left wisdom tooth.
Rslash: and this is r/puppy bloopers
Me: this does put a smile on my face
It's kinda inevitable
I Understood that reference
Nice profile pic lmao!
@@spacecat76 thanks I worked hard on it😂😂😂
Your profile picture puts a smile on my face
"This is better than meth"
I'm officially deceased
The "Paint me like one of your French girls" story had me whistle laughing
This reminded me of when I had to be knocked out when i was pregnant with my second child, i was getting a lot of abdominal pain when I was around 3 or 4 months pregnant and blood tests showed nothing, they suspected an ectopic pregnancy, so I was terrified and when I get scared I talk a mile a minute, I'm laid on the bed ready to be knocked out and talking non stop to the anesthesiologist, get half way through what I'm saying and knocked out, I wake up and promptly finish what I was saying to a very confused looking nurse and say "oh you're not the doctor" the nurse bless her just smiled and asked how I was feeling I answered" a little foolish". I'm happy to say I later gave birth to a healthy baby boy who is now 25 years old and is one of the very best lights in my life.
I remember I once got knocked out in a rugby match, apparently while I was out I managed to tackle someone and get out of the maul. This is when my body had shut down and I woke up and had to restart all my limbs. I staggered up got back in line, luckily they scored soon, and played until during a huddle one of the other girls realised I was NOT ok. I was saying “I know I don’t look ok but I swear I am” I was still drowsy and had convinced myself I was in a dream so I didn’t think it was serious. My coach not wanting to take me off, only takes me off when one of the girls goes “she’s had a HEAD INJURY she needs to go off”
I got taken off for one minute and played for the rest of the game (which wasn’t long tbf). I still don’t know how serious the head injury was as i was never properly checked. 🤷♀️
Starts going down from anastheasia
wakes up
Hears a low voice from the left
“Hey, you’re finally awake.
Got trapped in that imperial ambush like us.”
... Y'know, I'm suddenly suprised more fiction doesn't make use of that as a method to introduce modern people into other worlds/ times.
"DAMMIT NOT THIS AGAIN RALOF--"
@@vshiki4872 "Oh screw this, i'm going to side with the Imperials! Maybe then this torture will end!" D:
16:05
Rslash: I responded..
**squeak**
Rslash: ... *dog*
*dog*
- that sounds like someth -
-Pooch-
aarrararah
After I 'woke up' from surgery apparently I kept trying to get up to go find pants, i was still in the gown, and kept asking where they were. Me and my quest for pants! xD
Puppy: rawrr
rSlash: RAWRRr
Puppy: **Surprised dog face**
I read this exactly as this happened
No one:
Absolutely no one:
rSlash: *_Smooch my pooch_*
I would smooch the puppy 🐶 🥰 I just love puppies
@SnowBelow yeah u should delete it
Why did you fucking copy the other guys post
@@zucchiniangst8211 ik the format isn't original but the commenter copied the other guys joke
@@zucchiniangst8211 Don't make them work too hard. Reading requires a lot of concentration.
My father had a tumor removed through surgery. After the surgery he was still groggy. He thought my mother had changed his clothes. Later he was talking to my mother and found out it was the nurse😂. He was 51 with no disabilities other than arthritis. What made the story funnier is that when he’s embarrassed he get RED. It was kinda funny to see his reaction.
"How can this random white guy speak mandarin? That is impossible!"
Wait! That’s illegal!
IMPOSSIBRU!
是。非常不可能。
My brother is white as baking soda but speaks fluent Filipino, and let me tell you, he has a LOT of fun freaking people out. He's also gained a lot of Filipino friends in the process, too. :)
TheBackyardChemist hahah lol
I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all I remember from waking up is telling the doctor "This shit is way better than the shrooms I had" My mom was also in the room. We now call it the "truth serum"
Honesty just call it vetrulsim at that point. (I'm a nerd...)
I remember this: when I woke up from ankle surgery, I started singing musicals (Wicked, Hadestown, Dear Evan Hansen, etc). Dunno why I did but I felt comfortable and only slightly embarrassed (no self confidence).
when i was in primary (elementary) school, i went to my local hospital after struggling to breathe in the night. i went under and woke up the next morning and had a normal conversation with my mum who was in the room with me before i ended up passing out again (around 1 pm). before i passed out again i screamed 'oh great, here we go again'.
Ah shit,here we go again
When I was 8 I remember saying "don't you even dare to think that you'll get me to sleep with this sweet gas" and I immediately fell asleep
This is one of the most common things that my mom says about me
I remember faintly waking up from getting my wisdom teeth out. There's a fuzzy memory of something I said. I had brought my stuffed animal, a small bunny in a white blanket with me to surgery, and I remember seeing her shortly after I woke up and saying, "There's a bunny in this blanket," to my mom in a confused tone.
Nobody:
Patients: HIPPITY HOPPITY *hoi* bruh djejdq
Antivax parents' kids in a nutshell
do you want some of the "HIPPITY HOPPITUS"
I remember them telling me that I yelled “HOLY CRAP THE WORLDS FRICKING UPSIDE DOWN” as I went under
I'm still laughing 😂
Depends witch time u said it
I have a fun story about my sister who was having her tonsils out. Basically, the doctors said that usually the kids don't talk for a while after it because their throat hurts so much, but my sister's loud ADHD self couldn't just... not talk. And so as soon as she woke up, she just stared at the doctor, and then screamed "MY THROAT HURTS!" at the top of her lungs.
We have been blessed with so many puppy bloopers today! 😁🐶❤️
#SmoochThePooch
My friend Eddie at the age of 12 had a surgery, and they said “say Goodbye to your parents”, and he was like, "see you in hell..." and passed out, his mother says, they burst down of laughter when they heard him.
Another story about my friend Ashley. She was somewhere at the age of 10 when she got her first surgery, because she broke her arm stumbling and they said say bye-bye to your mommy, and when she was about to pass out she said these words... "...bye bitch..." and passed out. Her mother had a talk with her after she had that surgery. But the doctors and the nurse had a good laugh.
Both of them are now in collage, and we still laugh about those stupid moments. But you gotta admit it’s funny.
Sounds like something i would say to my family but then i would instantly regret it and blam it on Anastasia but i said it on purpose
Woah you have friends?!?!?! I just have my sis
See you in hell is far more funny
Too bad, she got in trouble for something she didn’t even say.
@@superrooster18 uhhh if she did so fucking what. That mom is a dipshit
I was getting a surgery in which all my top molars were being removed. Apparently as I passed out I said "aye vro I want some spaghetti." Right before they were about to wedge my mouth open I muttered "mouth wide with a man in my mouth? Must be friday" and as I woke up I asked "where is my mother I want my spaghetti I've been a good lil homo"
I couldn't have spaghetti for about 3 and a half weeks. I complained about it every single day.
So, question, op. Are you actually a gay man?
Coming out out of surgery I remember asking the nurse: "Where do you think humanity will be in 50,000 years?" ^_^
This man here is asking the real questions!
I thought that said "humidity" and I was thinking about how the sun will eventually swallow the Earth and how in general, the planet will dry out due to heat (most likely) so
Allison Avery no, that’s not how.
A bad place looking from where we are now
@@allisonavery7273 are you on an anesthetic right now?
I remember getting my wisdom teeth removed when i was 16 and my sis was 14. I clearly remember while still as high as a kite my mom going on Pandora while i was in the front seat and my sis was in the back asleep. We were going to get our medication and Let it go started playing. I remember that I rolled the window down and started to scream... Not sing... Scream the lyrics to the song in a muffled voice, my sis joined. She just woke up and joined once i got to the chorus. Other drivers were clearly confused, annoyed, and looked worried.
By the way, a colonoscopy is a surgery where the surgeon (a proctologist) always gets a little behind in his work.
I've had two surgeries to remove my "factory" kidneys due to a hereditary disease that makes them grow because of cysts. They were so large they couldn't do both at one time as they'd hoped. When I went in for the second neprectomy, I had put surgical tape on my remaing (unscarred) side and written "This Side UP" on it, with the other side saying "Open Other Side". When the surgeons prepped me they were chuckling over that, and still laughing when I woke up in recovery and they stopped to see how i was doing.
I've had a lot of surgical procedures due to this disease, and spent 8 years on dialysis (with its own access surgeries), and I've found it's best to keep a good attitude and enjoy humor with the medical staff, as they get tired of dealing with grumpy, angry people all the time. And YES, it actually does help with the pain, and really, what kind of a patient would YOU rather have if you were a doc or a nurse?
One procedure had the "gas passer" (Anesthesiologist) run a medication through an IV in my arm, so he asked me to count from 1 to 10; I could feel the "juice" burning as it traveled up my arm and through my neck to reach my brain. "ONE", I said - and that was it.
Some procedures have been while was awake, but "numbed" to not feel pain. That's common when, for example, they're putting a heart catheter in for dialysis, as they want to know if you feel anything "weird". I did, as I think the tip of the probe reached the INSIDE OF MY HEART and bumped against the wall of my heart. My heart skipped a beat and the gas passer said, "We're there" to the surgeon. Strange feeling, that's for sure.
Sometimes it's best that they insert "certain things" while you're out completely. Waking up to find A) a tube in your belly, under the skin, and B) a catheter inserted for when you pee (during my renal transplants). And of course, the WORST part is WHEN THEY PULL THOSE DEVICES OUT. I'm not going to try and describe it other than to say I now know what an animal feels like having its entrails removed.
Had to go under a little while back. I have a dark sense of humour..
*Insert generic high/stoner voice*
"Yoooo, ama 'bout to get Bill Cosby'd heh heh he..."
SlimSnowman yea I would’ve laughed at that
Not gonna lie that was very funny xD most funny thing I was able to do when I was put under was as a child when I woke up I just got out of bed and wandered around, looking for my mother, who had been sleeping next to me the entire time, when the nurse picked me up, she was a little freaked out because I should have been sleeping for at least another hour, so she promptly put me back in the bed without waking up my Mum. She deserved a nap after all, it has been a pretty rough time for her ;-;
Once my aunt was talking about how she makes brussel sprouts before her surgery, and when she woke up she started talking from where she left off in the conversation.
I did the same, except my mouth was full of gauze and I was furiously trying to explain to my doctor that Pikachu and Eevee were entirely unrelated Pokémon.
@@ArcanineEspeon lol
I remember our old family practitioner, he loved our family.
I remember being a teenager and telling him I was taking French in school, so he responded with "Bonjour, oui oui, escargot ... stick shift!" and about pissed himself laughing like it was the funniest joke ever.
Another time my sister had to go in because she twisted her ankle, he again cracked himself up when she told him that she didn't know you couldn't wear roller skates on a skateboard.
Its funny hearing this now as I'm getting surgery in 2 hours. This makes me feel better..
Edit:
Thank you for all the concern kind strangers and I apologise for my late reply. (hopefully you didn't worry too much @-@). If anyone is interested I had surgery on my wrist to remove a ganglion cyst (imagine a balloon filled with the lubricants in your joints) after I didn't receive proper care following my surgery in 2013 (broken hand/arm).
Overall, it was a quick surgery and sadly I didn't say anything interesting apon waking up. :/
Thankfully it seems I will be fine now and have finally regained the muscles in my arm. :))
Again thank you for commenting and liking it means a lot
How did it go?
How was your surgery?
the gas is really something special, aint it?
It has been 6 months how did it go?
It's been 7 months
How'd it go?
Yugo constantly interrupting your recording is the most hilarious and adorable thing 😂
Best laughs I’ve had in weeks! The puppy bloopers were adorable and also hysterical, especially the squeaky toy noises.
When I was like 9 suffering from a bad fever I would get dizzy and so I went to bed after one of these dizzy spills and woke up crying because I was Abraham Lincoln and I cried to my mom until I relized I was indeed not Abraham Lincoln
Muffinz Lincoln, 46th President of the surgery room
Ah the dreams
@@jamieschechner7954 thanks for making my night
The funniest thing here for me is wondering why being Honest Abe was worth crying about.
16:00 - Demonetized.
"Starting to feel like I'm in *hell*"
Multi Gaming Anything is a swear word in RUclips’s point of view
@@epsilon7707
You can't even spell it right...
Oh my gosh he said h-h-h-hell?
Oof I sound like a furry eeeeeee
When u play it over and over it sounds like he’s saying
“Hurting to feel like I’m in hell”
When I got drugged, i just got calmer then i usually was. Hell, I could zone out 10x easier, which was nice. Weird.
I really love that you leave in your laughing at the stories. Makes it much more entertaining.
Doctor: *tries to comfort patient*
Patient: “That joke put me to sleep” *passes out*
Doctor: *purposely fails surgery*
Lo tengo que recordar cuando me operen de algo
That must've been a real killer joke.
No mercy
Years back, I got my wisdoms pulled. I chose to do both the gas and the liquid that knocks you out. The dentist came in about every 10ish minutes to see if I was drowsy. After about a half hour, they asked how I was feeling and I told them fine, bit a little tired. (I get tired when anxious) they told me not to fight it and walked out. I was very confused but decided to close my eyes. I then woke up to weight on my finger and saw the pulse reader thing on my finger. I proceeded to take a pic of it with my phone and then blacked back out after hearing the dentist talk. "Oh, she's awake. Never mind. She's out". I then remember my boyfriend and mom coming to get me, as I enthusiastically tried to talk to them about who knows what. My boyfriend mentioned to me not to talk too much, as my mouth was stuffed with cotton and didn't want the stitches to rip open. There was a millisecond of anger before I blacked back out. I then remember seeing his and my feet next to the car tire (he had to practically cary me and was waiting for the car door to be unlocked) then finally remember crashing onto the couch before waking up to frozen meat to my face XD all very much a blur, but I still have the pic of the pulse reader thing lol
my last words when i was about to go under was “i have to pee”
lol
Uh oh
@꧁ FlowwoCloud ꧂ lmao
_Me:_ *Bites* *friends* *hair*
_Friend:_ What was that for?!
_Me:_ sOrRy I tHoUgHt i WaS a ShArK
I was put under to remove two wisdom teeth. Apparently I woke up in recovery, walked to the receptionist, patted my bill. Then I went back to the recovery room. When I woke up the second time, I asked where to pay my bill. I got the strangest look from the nurse, who told me I had already paid! To this day, I don’t remember waking up the first time.
Hey rSlash, can you let yugo Bork in between stories?
Ethan Chenoweth yasss
Ethan Chenoweth YES!
Yes!!!
We need this
Why?
Um, excuse me! It us not r/! Its rSlash! If you get that wrong 1 more time you have to give me your phone, pc, and laptop including everything you own.