r/Askreddit - Surgeons, What are the Best Things People Have Said Under the Gas?

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3604

    It's SUNDAY!
    That means its time to watch RSLASH!

  • @lionelk.y7233
    @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +3636

    That Chineese man story was gold
    "Oh crap we injected to much China into this man"

    • @RedstoneRazor
      @RedstoneRazor 5 лет назад +167

      I just envisioned someone injecting molten porcelain into someone's bloodstream

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +148

      @@RedstoneRazor Some dude injects this man with a dumpling while chanting in Mandarin

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 5 лет назад +84

      OH NO HE'S MAKING RAMEN NOW!

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 5 лет назад +29

      👏👏👏很好笑👏👏👏

    • @andrewchristiansen5504
      @andrewchristiansen5504 5 лет назад +98

      Starts speaking Mandarin. The doc" how did I do that? "

  • @Call_Me_Moth
    @Call_Me_Moth 4 года назад +1776

    "sorry i thought i was a shark" I laughed so hard i forgot to breathe!

    • @MuslimanDardania
      @MuslimanDardania 4 года назад +5

      R/boneappletea

    • @abandonedchannel112
      @abandonedchannel112 4 года назад +8

      Edonit’s Animations no, he probably accidentally put a space, therefore you used the wrong subReddit. “r/boneappletea” is a subreddit related to people substituting parts of words unintentionally, like “ Bone-Apple-Tea”. ‘rUle bReaKeRS’ Didn’t intend to put “For got”, he simply without his notice added a space. (No Hating, it’s just I don’t like seeing people using subreddits for wrong purposes.) Cheers mate.

    • @MuslimanDardania
      @MuslimanDardania 4 года назад +1

      MrCrisBlox wow. Innever thought someone could take a subreddit so seriously. Technically im not wrong.

    • @abandonedchannel112
      @abandonedchannel112 4 года назад +2

      Edonit’s Animations “Innever” Lmao, now you can be put on r/boneappletea, you happy yet?

    • @MuslimanDardania
      @MuslimanDardania 4 года назад

      MrCrisBlox lol. I didn’t realize i put n instead if space. Ill just put u in a subreddit. Which one u thinking? Cheers

  • @andrewmorris483
    @andrewmorris483 4 года назад +590

    When I got my tonsils out as I was going out I said "you're gassing me, so I'll return the favor." Apparently I let one rip and stuck up the room.

    • @laurettamackie6105
      @laurettamackie6105 4 года назад +9

      Hahahhahah

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 4 года назад +6

      Lollolololol

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup 4 года назад +31

      I am only slightly ashamed to admit that got a good chuckle out of me.
      Might be because I'm on strong pain relief meds after getting my last wisdom tooth extracted earlier today.

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 4 года назад +33

      @@MartinFinnerup fart jokes are funny regardless of age

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 года назад +8

      @@andrewmorris483 I would agree.

  • @mosclone2121
    @mosclone2121 5 лет назад +745

    Patient going under: *Suddenly speaks Chinese*
    Anesthesiologist: "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?"

    • @sarahtaylorsversion
      @sarahtaylorsversion 5 лет назад +25

      Josh Sonon Oh that’s fudged, you magic witch!

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 5 лет назад +9

      Shahrin Kader I laughed way too hard at that.

    • @Appri
      @Appri 4 года назад +6

      He's speaking the language of the gods.

    • @wexlerstudios8742
      @wexlerstudios8742 4 года назад +4

      *Literally moves arm slightly*
      He landed a critical blow!

  • @bataton7733
    @bataton7733 5 лет назад +359

    "Anesthesiologist..."
    Doggo: That's my cue

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 5 лет назад +9

      Yugo: huh? is that the hardest word to say? time to start the doggening

    • @sophiecutts8667
      @sophiecutts8667 5 лет назад +4

      Yes

  • @josi4251
    @josi4251 4 года назад +252

    I woke up during my colonoscopy. I looked at the screen and asked, "So ... how's it going?" Someone said something, and then bam, I was out again.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +18

      I just want to here the other end of that interaction and yes I intend that other end joke

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +3

      terrifying to see that myself

    • @craigf6277
      @craigf6277 3 года назад +19

      I was having surgery to put my thumb back together after a bad break. Woke up half way through the procedure, asked the surgeon to move his head so I could see.
      His head whipped around to stare at me, and work a horrified tone asked "WTF is he doing awake!!!".
      Lights instantly went back out.

    • @BLANK-tj5ew
      @BLANK-tj5ew 3 года назад +6

      @@craigf6277 I imagine all limits on how the surgeon's head could move and rotate were removed, so it was actually like a whip

    • @anonymousneko7908
      @anonymousneko7908 3 года назад +6

      @@craigf6277 xd I swear Im an operating nurse, -and when a patient woke up Its terrifying

  • @hoodie3745
    @hoodie3745 5 лет назад +1450

    I am Dutch. And rarely speak English. I had to go to the US for a surgery, and obviously when the doctors checked on me right before i was put to sleep they talked to me in English.
    When i woke up, i was still talking in English. My parents told me i could speak in Dutch now because the doctors were out of the room.
    I started crying and told them i forgot how to speak Dutch. I repeated it over and over while crying, until i eventually said i didnt know how to speak Dutch in Dutch. Great times.
    My parents still laugh about it to this day

    • @-firathelightpheonix-3117
      @-firathelightpheonix-3117 5 лет назад +20

      Lmao.

    • @monedameow
      @monedameow 5 лет назад +66

      They will never let you forget about it. Don't you love them?

    • @1994annemiek
      @1994annemiek 5 лет назад +41

      kinda the same here. I am also dutch but I was in a dutch hospital. I was speaking Dutch with the doctors but the moment I passed out from the propofol I switched to English like I'd been speaking it the whole time.

    • @rioreason
      @rioreason 5 лет назад +6

      Mikey Visser I cried after I got my tonsils taken out. Fuck if I know why. At least you had a reason, even if it wasn’t really true 😂

    • @nielsschobben4186
      @nielsschobben4186 5 лет назад +4

      @@jessie-ht7bc* ik kan NIET Nederlands spreken

  • @rocchyaa
    @rocchyaa 5 лет назад +2349

    rSlash : "Am I in he--"
    Yugo : "*intense toy squeakings*"
    Aww he's just trying to help you censor words~~

    • @dtawist
      @dtawist 5 лет назад +94

      r/puppycensor

    • @emeraldqueen1994
      @emeraldqueen1994 5 лет назад +11

      roocheeroo smart dog...

    • @JayBnotJayZ
      @JayBnotJayZ 5 лет назад +16

      He'll be a good RUclipsr some day.....

    • @skelemonk
      @skelemonk 5 лет назад +17

      he should make a compilation of the funniest puppy bloopers

    • @nayeonsbabie5786
      @nayeonsbabie5786 5 лет назад

      Where do you hear that?

  • @emunebula2975
    @emunebula2975 4 года назад +758

    Me 5 years ago : "I can't be put on anesthesia bc i might accidentally come out as gay"

    • @forestexpertrees
      @forestexpertrees 4 года назад +113

      I came out to my parents beforehand bc I was scared I'd do it on anesthesia when I got my wisdom teeth out lmao

    • @emunebula2975
      @emunebula2975 4 года назад +56

      @@forestexpertrees power move

    • @pansexualdoom3428
      @pansexualdoom3428 4 года назад +23

      Omg that tops everything from the video LMFAO

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +5

      this made me laugh

    • @maxd3964
      @maxd3964 4 года назад +6

      can relate to this O.o

  • @forgottenisconfused6706
    @forgottenisconfused6706 4 года назад +598

    rSlash: Anesthesiol-
    Dog: I'm gonna stop you right there.

  • @iamnobody1734
    @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +575

    My grandma went under for a surgery, and they said that she managed to share a fair bit of cooking advice with them before she passed out completely.

  • @JackShen
    @JackShen 4 года назад +83

    1st time: Nurse catches me "driving my car" in the bed, "what are you doing?", "I need to get to the bank to deposit this check before it closes!"
    another time: I'm scrambling around frantically in the bed, Nurse "what's wrong?", me "I dropped my cigarette, in the floorboard!". Apparently I was driving again. and I thought the glowing red light on my finger tip from one of the monitors was a cigarette. ...... *sigh*

  • @dizzy.18
    @dizzy.18 4 года назад +293

    i got put under anesthesia by an anesthesiologist who told me "the only kids i cant put to sleep are my own"
    i said "bet" and stayed awake as he set my broken wrist and crashed right after he finished. i was five and remember talking to him the entire time.

    • @spaghetiman1936
      @spaghetiman1936 4 года назад +25

      Liberty how much pain did you feel!?!

    • @dizzy7291
      @dizzy7291 4 года назад +10

      💀💀

    • @hjdbr1094
      @hjdbr1094 4 года назад +19

      what a madlad

    • @rubyyp2182
      @rubyyp2182 4 года назад +7

      Oof

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 4 года назад +23

      @@spaghetiman1936 Probably none, they use conscious sedation for setting broken limbs, and revising dislocations.

  • @xequionx246
    @xequionx246 5 лет назад +275

    Oh that’s fu*ked, u magic witch
    0:56
    That had me laughing

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 5 лет назад +14

      I'm calling the nurses on anesthesia teams magic witches from now on

  • @lizoland
    @lizoland 4 года назад +148

    The things I remember after my wisdom teeth surgery:
    “Can I have starbucks?” “What about Taco Bell?” “That Doctor is NOT as hot as my boyfriend, I don’t care how much money he makes!” And trying to act completely sober when the nurse came back into the room while my dad was recording me.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +14

      Good thing your dad was recording you. I was the one recording myself so I didn't even get started until I was in the car.
      I was too out of it to remember if what I said right after I woke up was funny. I just know I immediately started talking and refused to stop, so they had to rush to take the gauze out of my mouth.

    • @TheEPICMarioBros2
      @TheEPICMarioBros2 2 года назад +1

      I would love to see that recording

  • @fir-endflames
    @fir-endflames 4 года назад +348

    I went under for a dental procedure, and the last thing I remember is looking at my mom, waving at her and said “see you in hell!”
    She was completely mortified.

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 4 года назад +40

      That has the same kind of energy as the “You’re all going to Hell. Goodbye!” Vine

    • @berry4269
      @berry4269 4 года назад +11

      that’s epic and all but do you see this dog i have as my profile picture

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +8

      Wtf 😂😂

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 4 года назад +10

      Lol, laughing gas is really powerful stuff

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +8

      imagine your child saying that

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 5 лет назад +298

    When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was sitting there, waiting for the gas to kick in. I looked at the dentist and asked “So when are we going to start?”
    He looked at me, laughed a little, and said “We finished about 15 minutes ago.”
    I was wondering how the room went from 4 people to 1 in about half a second...

    • @sirsmiles1915
      @sirsmiles1915 4 года назад +25

      *T I M E T R A V E L*

    • @ashhhyyyy
      @ashhhyyyy 4 года назад +10

      hah thanks for the laugh

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +9

      Quick sleep perk that you used

    • @Ninjakitsune978
      @Ninjakitsune978 Год назад

      My doctor vanished and was replaced by my mom.
      I asked her, when he will do the procedure... He was already done.
      My transition was seamless. To this day I don't know, when he cut the teeth out.
      I know they're out, because it hurt like hell later. But that's what pain meds are for.

  • @renownwulf636
    @renownwulf636 4 года назад +50

    When I got shoulder surgery, i remember they rolled me from one stretcher to the operating table/chair. I remember being really confused and thought my thigh was someone else's, and i just kept saying "Who's leg is this? Whooo's leg is this?!? Is this my leg? who's in the bed with me? oh, it's mine"

  • @corbinbrier0
    @corbinbrier0 5 лет назад +289

    You have no idea how much joy it brings me when you say "Smooch the pooch!"

    • @emeraldqueen1994
      @emeraldqueen1994 5 лет назад +5

      Corbin Brier I like your profile picture ✏️✒️🌹

  • @letsreadreddit1735
    @letsreadreddit1735 5 лет назад +324

    I remember a friend of mine who told the nurse “I need more, the dreams need me”
    Not sure what he meant lol

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 лет назад +13

      That's easy. He was fighting nightmares with nights the jester. XD

    • @letsreadreddit1735
      @letsreadreddit1735 5 лет назад

      gbg reviews lmao good one

    • @breezyxd9271
      @breezyxd9271 5 лет назад

      He was saving the world from people who do watch r slash

    • @TrennythingiSARMable
      @TrennythingiSARMable 5 лет назад

      I think he meant more anesthesia so he can imagine dreams?

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 5 лет назад +2

      HE MUST RETURN TO HIS PEOPLE

  • @Puddycat431
    @Puddycat431 4 года назад +64

    not when I was under gas but my family just *loves* remidning me of the time I had an extremely high fever and kept quoting barbie movies.... or saying things like "Why didn't you tell me my sister was a pegasus" ...the catch? I don't have a sister.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +3

      plot twist: your brother is a giraffe

    • @Puddycat431
      @Puddycat431 2 года назад +4

      @@ArcanineEspeon he's certainly tall enough to be one = ')

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +2

      @@Puddycat431 ah, the plot thickens.

  • @juicebox9759
    @juicebox9759 5 лет назад +635

    i got 5 teeth removed and when i woke up my lips were swollen and said "I thought i was getting teeth removed not plastic surgery"
    I was 9

    • @alvarodebarrio7718
      @alvarodebarrio7718 4 года назад +41

      At least is not like the kid of the story of the nurse that told him "say goodbye to mommy" i mean wtf i wouldn't say anyone that while i put to sleep

    • @Someone.that.you.usedtoknow
      @Someone.that.you.usedtoknow 4 года назад +11

      same except I was 5 years old and it was my front seat. the surgery it's self was not as traumatizing as the next few days of having more blood than saliva and the following years without front teeth, even though I woke up during surgery and had no idea what was going on.

    • @cruella4341
      @cruella4341 4 года назад +8

      That sounds like a line from a sitcom.

    • @aurum3747
      @aurum3747 4 года назад +6

      Wait you guys got gassed when pulling out teeth?
      Had taken 6 out at once, only had that needle anesthesia

    • @juicebox9759
      @juicebox9759 4 года назад +5

      @@aurum3747 yo bruh you ok???

  • @kittiekat10105
    @kittiekat10105 5 лет назад +660

    a friend of mine texted me after getting his wisdom teeth out, thinking he was Captain Kirk and I was Spock. I got reprimanded for disrespecting my commanding officer.

    • @spindless
      @spindless 4 года назад +24

      I wish I could like this but it's to hilarious to not keep it at 69 like

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 4 года назад +22

      Oh no, I hope you weren't demoted to Lieutenant...

    • @jamieschechner7954
      @jamieschechner7954 4 года назад +8

      Mr. Spock, get me a coffee...

    • @GigaTechWolf
      @GigaTechWolf 4 года назад +1

      Captains Log, Stardate 72863

  • @jomarcenter
    @jomarcenter 4 года назад +138

    me: Speak Chinese while under.
    Doctor: I am getting fired for this.

  • @HootFloot
    @HootFloot 5 лет назад +561

    RSlash: C’mon bud! This word is hard to say!
    Yugo: S U F F E R

  • @potatoslayer9526
    @potatoslayer9526 5 лет назад +1801

    I DEMAND CAM FOOTAGE OF THE PUPPYBLOOPERS

  • @LittleBlueAngelDuck
    @LittleBlueAngelDuck 4 года назад +48

    When I woke up from surgery on my hand, I looked at my mom and said "So, that was the surgery. Can I go now back to school to play the saxophone?" She looked at me with pure shock and said that we're going to eat lunch and then go home. I wasn't in school that day.

  • @emedavis1735
    @emedavis1735 5 лет назад +500

    Ok funny story
    Doctor: outing me under to get some caps and teeth filled ( rare genetic problem where my teeth are mostly hollow )
    Me: tells my dad to come close let I need to tell you something
    Dad: comes closer
    Me : closer
    Dad: comes right up to my face
    Me: Screams “FISHES !!!!”

    • @wexlerstudios8742
      @wexlerstudios8742 4 года назад +22

      69th like, fishes are nice man

    • @beeeeee782
      @beeeeee782 4 года назад +12

      Omg that's amazing lmao!! XDD

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 года назад +33

      Some random dude walks in, says “I thought I was a shark” and eats you

    • @notimportant9082
      @notimportant9082 4 года назад +5

      Woah I have a genetic condition where my teeth are mostly hollow too

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +2

      lol also i never heard o hollow teeth when they fell out it probaly would be a horror show to see the underside of the tooth

  • @AssaultRider555
    @AssaultRider555 5 лет назад +250

    Yugo: *barks*
    rSlash: Don't make me come down there, you punk.

  • @annal2797
    @annal2797 4 года назад +62

    I had to go under 3 times in one year and I said/did some pretty weird things:
    1- I remember saying to the doctor “you better not kill me”
    2- I woke up and said “can you guys be quiet and let me sleep!!” I was grumpy for the rest of the day 😹
    3- I just had my wisdom teeth out and my cheek were very swollen and immediately the nurse gave me a very big popsicle to eat and I was like “uhhhh this is not gonna fit in my mouth”
    Mind you I did worse things on the medication

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 5 лет назад +169

    That last one was gold. Can you imagine the sheer panic that doctor and nurse might have felt 🤣

  • @maxwaynely
    @maxwaynely 5 лет назад +472

    Rslash: Am I in heck?
    *pupper squeaks his pupper toy*
    Rslash: *laughs* Starting to feel like I'm in hell
    Me: *GASPS* HE SAID HELL

    • @roebin3756
      @roebin3756 5 лет назад +6

      @Samuel Mccorvey demon itisation

    • @roebin3756
      @roebin3756 5 лет назад

      @Samuel Mccorvey lmao watch out demon it is a tion!

    • @roebin3756
      @roebin3756 5 лет назад

      @Samuel Mccorvey lmao!

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад

      @Samuel Mccorvey GOOD ONE!

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад

      @@roebin3756 GOOD ONE!

  • @sondrasue1855
    @sondrasue1855 4 года назад +69

    Me, waking up from eye-surgery
    *flails around franticlly* HALP IM BLIND-
    Doctor: it’s just a washcloth over your eyes!
    Me:
    ... oh

  • @chareclaire
    @chareclaire 4 года назад +90

    Before my brother had his spinal surgery a few years ago, he asked the anesthesiologist "what if it doesn't work?!" to which they laughed until he went under (about 4 seconds). When he woke up, all he kept saying was "Tea. I just want tea. Please. Tea. Get me tea."

    • @sofiah.5820
      @sofiah.5820 4 года назад +10

      Well did he get his tea

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +4

      If your brother is not from Britain than I'll be more dull than and unbuttered bread role(which still taste great)

    • @StoHelit7
      @StoHelit7 4 года назад +7

      As someone who just received £35 worth of loose leaf teas and tisanes who is also have surgery next month. If this isn't me I'll be amazed.

    • @chareclaire
      @chareclaire 4 года назад +3

      @@sofiah.5820 About 3 days later because they had to limit his fluid intake to just water.

    • @chareclaire
      @chareclaire 4 года назад +4

      @@StoHelit7 If you love your tea/coffee, avoid the NHS supplied stuff... A colleague describes the coffee as "brown sad water" to which I agree with him. The tea is probably Tetleys or Typhoo, so drinkable, but not Yorkshire Gold or Tea Pigs by any stretch. My brother had his own supply of tea bags and instant coffee (he was in hospital for a long time), but hopefully you will only require one or two drinks of the elixir of life. Good luck with your surgery!

  • @syrupsana5309
    @syrupsana5309 5 лет назад +469

    OP: *gives the bloodiest smile ever*
    Lady: O_O *turns away*
    lol

  • @abbyeagles9337
    @abbyeagles9337 4 года назад +23

    When I was in recovery after open heart surgery. I was so thirsty and had a dry throat, I kept asking and the nurse kept refusing. I ended up telling her she runs the recovery like hitler. When my mum told me I was absolutely horrified and mortified, we apologised profusely and brought her plenty of chocolate, cake and biscuits

  • @greensteve9307
    @greensteve9307 5 лет назад +582

    My anesthesiologist: "We don't use gas, but this needle won't hurt."
    Me: "You lied, it did hurt!"
    Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't."
    Me: "Yes it did!!!"
    Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't."
    Me: "zzzzzz"

    • @Gokaes
      @Gokaes 4 года назад +19

      it was odd feeling, it felt like someone was injecting fire into your veins
      i still can forget the feeling, surgery was a year and two months ago

  • @allhailthewatcher8488
    @allhailthewatcher8488 4 года назад +518

    *me seconds before going out* “I don’t think I like penises anymore” and in fact, I was correct,

  • @KrysMagic56
    @KrysMagic56 3 года назад +27

    “Nice big breaths”
    “Thanks I just had them done”
    Me: *dying of laughter while trying to eat tacos in public*

    • @crescentmoon5859
      @crescentmoon5859 Год назад +1

      Chilli at home almost choked laughing 😅😅

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +306

    rSlash to Yugo : what do you want from me.
    Yugo : your channel.

    • @Videogamedonut17
      @Videogamedonut17 5 лет назад +6

      He deserves it

    • @clevoro
      @clevoro 5 лет назад +10

      There should now be a r/yugo dedicated to dog

    • @ilumie9779
      @ilumie9779 5 лет назад +4

      @@Videogamedonut17 He's been such a good boy!

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 5 лет назад +1

      You seem mistaken-it’s already Yugo’s channel. Do keep up, lol!

  • @popsanddais
    @popsanddais 5 лет назад +310

    'MWAH SMOOCH THE POOCH x3' rSlash are you sure you weren't put under while recording this?

    • @aurorabyrd6104
      @aurorabyrd6104 5 лет назад +18

      nah. He was just makin sure to smooch da pooch!

    • @CaptainNomae
      @CaptainNomae 5 лет назад +12

      He does this in every puppy bloopers...
      Almost every.

    • @carolinabeltran8420
      @carolinabeltran8420 5 лет назад +2

      Lol
      I liked my own comment

    • @mhfan299
      @mhfan299 5 лет назад +1

      I was wondering the same thing in r/puppybloopers

  • @hopelovewright4248
    @hopelovewright4248 4 года назад +27

    Me: "If I dont count backwards it will not work."
    Next second (in my head):
    "magically transported" to the recovery room.

  • @industrialover
    @industrialover 5 лет назад +148

    When you pause to laugh it cracks me up, your laugh is infectious

    • @ljh5141
      @ljh5141 5 лет назад +2

      Same here. You can't help laughing with him.🤣👍

    • @lovewhatkind2.045
      @lovewhatkind2.045 5 лет назад +1

      Jade S. I laughed harder when he started laughing, at one point I had to pause the video.

  • @2drunk2fuc18
    @2drunk2fuc18 5 лет назад +1240

    "Nice big breaths"
    "Thanks I just had them done" that part killed me XD
    Edit: Holy fudge, barely saw I had this many likes up until now lol

    • @pancakezdrawz7936
      @pancakezdrawz7936 5 лет назад +6

      Same XDD

    • @Noah62405
      @Noah62405 5 лет назад +3

      2DRUNK2FUC same lol

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 лет назад +4

      That’s straight out of a movie haha too perfect

    • @only4ju227
      @only4ju227 5 лет назад +4

      O lol I actually thought he said breasts

    • @kantorilo
      @kantorilo 5 лет назад +2

      I was your 600th like yw lol

  • @candlegal10311
    @candlegal10311 4 года назад +48

    Ok, the Old lady stories reminded me of something I overheard at a fast food joint. This was last year long before The 19 showed up. So I was on lunch break and the BK is right across the street from my job. So I head inside to grab food and eat. I get in line behind these two older ladies, both had to be at least 80. They had been arguing when I got in line. at first, I was not paying attention but my attention was snagged by
    "you did not like my post of The Facebook"
    "You were posting a vulgar photo."
    "I was just showing off my new tattoo"
    "I could see your nipples!"
    "No, you could not My tattoo is on my collar bone my nipples are by my knees!"

  • @cherieelana4166
    @cherieelana4166 4 года назад +223

    rSlash: "But when I went in for my gallbladder surgery..."
    Yugo: "RUUUuuuuuuaaahh!"
    rSlash: "DDDoooooggggGGGHHHH!"
    Yugo: *I will end your career!*

    • @BLANK-tj5ew
      @BLANK-tj5ew 3 года назад +1

      Yugo: *points gun at RSLASH* play with me

  • @mariahslick8244
    @mariahslick8244 5 лет назад +148

    Rslash: about to say the longest American word in the dictionary.
    Dog: my bark is ready!!!

  • @samuraix558
    @samuraix558 4 года назад +18

    I had to have an emergency appendectomy this June, and my mom told me I woke up and forgot how to speak English, and started speaking Mandarin (no, not randomly, my mom's Chinese) I kept asking for water and I didn't get my ice till my mom came to translate.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +491

    "I have 1 million dollars in drug money under the couch cushions."
    Surgeons: "Forget the surgery!"

    • @kazzam5
      @kazzam5 5 лет назад +7

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions LOL

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +8

      Perfect username too

    • @bobbysauce1174
      @bobbysauce1174 5 лет назад +6

      Tails is dissapointed in your recent surgeries

    • @plasmqq
      @plasmqq 5 лет назад

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions ... why just why?

    • @heezywrld
      @heezywrld 5 лет назад

      Hey you just subscribed to me!

  • @goomba1000
    @goomba1000 5 лет назад +171

    My two favourites are "I thought I was a shark" and "I told you it wasn't just menstrual cramps."

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 5 лет назад +2

      Same, the menstral cramps one had me in tear!

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 5 лет назад +3

      *tears. I can’t edit comments on the device I’m using and I don’t want to use another device

    • @kkcolors
      @kkcolors 5 лет назад +1

      That was kinda what it was with my sister, we assumed it was period until the fever spiked. sadly I wasnt there to see if there was any funny moments from the drugs other than her saying morfine was goooood

    • @goomba1000
      @goomba1000 5 лет назад +2

      @@kkcolors Oh dear. She's okay now, at least, right?

    • @kkcolors
      @kkcolors 5 лет назад +1

      @@goomba1000 Oh yah, that was a year ago haha

  • @alixcornett2260
    @alixcornett2260 4 года назад +6

    This is my new favorite video on the entire internet. I've always loved these sorts of stories, plus with puppy bloopers? The best. Which means I need to add my own contribution:
    So not exactly anesthesia, just medication that made me very drowsy and sleepy. I was admitted to a hospital in Japan a few months ago after accidentally eating something I'm allergic to and after explaining what had happened, how much of it I'd eaten and how I was feeling, the nurses decided to hook me up to an iv with a steroid and some allergy medication since I didn't have an epipen. So they hook me up, I get my book out of my bag and promptly fall asleep one the syringe has been emptied into my tube. The lady who had been responsible for me left and about two minutes later, came back to tell me my host mom would be coming to pick me up in two hours when my iv bag finished. I shot awake and immediately asked her if it had been two hours yet. She said no and I went right back to sleep. An hour later, a nurse came to check on my bag, to make sure it was progressing smoothly. Again, I shoot awake before he can open the curtain and am staring right at him just so I can ask him what time it is. Still not time. Right back to bed. Then what feels like seconds later I hear my host mom calling for me (since it was past normal hours for the front of the hospital and the nurses weren't there to tell her where I was) and I respond "has it been two hours yet?" She takes me home after getting my subscription and I'm pretty loopy still for the rest of the night. Good time.

  • @DriftingLightOfTheWoods
    @DriftingLightOfTheWoods 5 лет назад +99

    "Am I in heck?" -Squeak-
    "I responded-" -jinglESQUEAK-
    oh my god I can't stop laughing

  • @Eskotar
    @Eskotar 5 лет назад +99

    "Do you mind?"
    "Umm, yes! Why do you think I'm making all this noise??"

  • @kitkatgames
    @kitkatgames 4 года назад +30

    When I got my wisdom teeth out my friend was the one who took me and on the way back (I didn’t remember this my friend had to tell me) apparently I wanted to go to McDonald’s and ask them where the nearest KFC was .... even being doped up I wanted to cause havoc 😂

  • @VeeTOHFan
    @VeeTOHFan 5 лет назад +810

    my last words before i went under were “if i wake up in the next 15 minutes im gay”
    i woke up after 15 minutes and 30 seconds

  • @yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263
    @yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263 5 лет назад +56

    When I got my appendix removed I woke up a few minutes before surgery to see the surgeon with a scalpel say, “he needs more anesthesia” but before this I said, “over that fast! Thanks!”

  • @KendraKingery
    @KendraKingery 4 года назад +12

    When i got my wisdom teeth out, i remember coming around in the operating chair, fully aware of my situation and location. I remember being walked to the car and buckled in. My mom drove me to the pharmacy and i remember telling her she was driving in the wrong lane. She laughed and said that she was not. I also remember asking if i was going to die because i overheard my parents talking about how i was 5 days from sepsis due to an infection in my upper left wisdom tooth.

  • @benghist1451
    @benghist1451 5 лет назад +531

    Rslash: and this is r/puppy bloopers
    Me: this does put a smile on my face

    • @con-artist4994
      @con-artist4994 5 лет назад +4

      It's kinda inevitable

    • @dane229
      @dane229 5 лет назад +3

      I Understood that reference

    • @spacecat76
      @spacecat76 5 лет назад +4

      Nice profile pic lmao!

    • @benghist1451
      @benghist1451 5 лет назад +1

      @@spacecat76 thanks I worked hard on it😂😂😂

    • @Tommyplaz
      @Tommyplaz 5 лет назад +2

      Your profile picture puts a smile on my face

  • @Lumen99
    @Lumen99 4 года назад +31

    "This is better than meth"
    I'm officially deceased

  • @melinalisi7038
    @melinalisi7038 4 года назад +80

    The "Paint me like one of your French girls" story had me whistle laughing

  • @TheChellebelle1
    @TheChellebelle1 5 лет назад +24

    This reminded me of when I had to be knocked out when i was pregnant with my second child, i was getting a lot of abdominal pain when I was around 3 or 4 months pregnant and blood tests showed nothing, they suspected an ectopic pregnancy, so I was terrified and when I get scared I talk a mile a minute, I'm laid on the bed ready to be knocked out and talking non stop to the anesthesiologist, get half way through what I'm saying and knocked out, I wake up and promptly finish what I was saying to a very confused looking nurse and say "oh you're not the doctor" the nurse bless her just smiled and asked how I was feeling I answered" a little foolish". I'm happy to say I later gave birth to a healthy baby boy who is now 25 years old and is one of the very best lights in my life.

  • @mylifeisntinteresting4288
    @mylifeisntinteresting4288 4 года назад +9

    I remember I once got knocked out in a rugby match, apparently while I was out I managed to tackle someone and get out of the maul. This is when my body had shut down and I woke up and had to restart all my limbs. I staggered up got back in line, luckily they scored soon, and played until during a huddle one of the other girls realised I was NOT ok. I was saying “I know I don’t look ok but I swear I am” I was still drowsy and had convinced myself I was in a dream so I didn’t think it was serious. My coach not wanting to take me off, only takes me off when one of the girls goes “she’s had a HEAD INJURY she needs to go off”
    I got taken off for one minute and played for the rest of the game (which wasn’t long tbf). I still don’t know how serious the head injury was as i was never properly checked. 🤷‍♀️

  • @jonathonholtzclaw958
    @jonathonholtzclaw958 5 лет назад +91

    Starts going down from anastheasia
    wakes up
    Hears a low voice from the left
    “Hey, you’re finally awake.
    Got trapped in that imperial ambush like us.”

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 5 лет назад +3

      ... Y'know, I'm suddenly suprised more fiction doesn't make use of that as a method to introduce modern people into other worlds/ times.

    • @vshiki4872
      @vshiki4872 5 лет назад +5

      "DAMMIT NOT THIS AGAIN RALOF--"

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo 4 года назад +1

      @@vshiki4872 "Oh screw this, i'm going to side with the Imperials! Maybe then this torture will end!" D:

  • @klaus7467
    @klaus7467 5 лет назад +177

    16:05
    Rslash: I responded..
    **squeak**
    Rslash: ... *dog*

  • @therisinghero1300
    @therisinghero1300 4 года назад +18

    After I 'woke up' from surgery apparently I kept trying to get up to go find pants, i was still in the gown, and kept asking where they were. Me and my quest for pants! xD

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 5 лет назад +201

    Puppy: rawrr
    rSlash: RAWRRr
    Puppy: **Surprised dog face**

  • @grim-tweeter6712
    @grim-tweeter6712 5 лет назад +422

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    rSlash: *_Smooch my pooch_*

    • @creepywaffles4783
      @creepywaffles4783 5 лет назад +1

      I would smooch the puppy 🐶 🥰 I just love puppies

    • @justinhampton8067
      @justinhampton8067 4 года назад +1

      @SnowBelow yeah u should delete it

    • @kuilios
      @kuilios 4 года назад

      Why did you fucking copy the other guys post

    • @kuilios
      @kuilios 4 года назад

      @@zucchiniangst8211 ik the format isn't original but the commenter copied the other guys joke

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo 4 года назад

      @@zucchiniangst8211 Don't make them work too hard. Reading requires a lot of concentration.

  • @aggieledwell
    @aggieledwell 4 года назад +7

    My father had a tumor removed through surgery. After the surgery he was still groggy. He thought my mother had changed his clothes. Later he was talking to my mother and found out it was the nurse😂. He was 51 with no disabilities other than arthritis. What made the story funnier is that when he’s embarrassed he get RED. It was kinda funny to see his reaction.

  • @dreaderlord
    @dreaderlord 5 лет назад +195

    "How can this random white guy speak mandarin? That is impossible!"

    • @Ruffrolf
      @Ruffrolf 5 лет назад +14

      Wait! That’s illegal!

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 5 лет назад +13

      IMPOSSIBRU!

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 5 лет назад +2

      是。非常不可能。

    • @ladytalksalot4097
      @ladytalksalot4097 5 лет назад +9

      My brother is white as baking soda but speaks fluent Filipino, and let me tell you, he has a LOT of fun freaking people out. He's also gained a lot of Filipino friends in the process, too. :)

    • @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb
      @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb 5 лет назад

      TheBackyardChemist hahah lol

  • @Tristan-Hueniken
    @Tristan-Hueniken 5 лет назад +94

    I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all I remember from waking up is telling the doctor "This shit is way better than the shrooms I had" My mom was also in the room. We now call it the "truth serum"

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +3

      Honesty just call it vetrulsim at that point. (I'm a nerd...)

  • @terrahatvol7960
    @terrahatvol7960 4 года назад +10

    I remember this: when I woke up from ankle surgery, I started singing musicals (Wicked, Hadestown, Dear Evan Hansen, etc). Dunno why I did but I felt comfortable and only slightly embarrassed (no self confidence).

  • @veronica-yb9li
    @veronica-yb9li 5 лет назад +38

    when i was in primary (elementary) school, i went to my local hospital after struggling to breathe in the night. i went under and woke up the next morning and had a normal conversation with my mum who was in the room with me before i ended up passing out again (around 1 pm). before i passed out again i screamed 'oh great, here we go again'.

  • @darkandose
    @darkandose 5 лет назад +42

    When I was 8 I remember saying "don't you even dare to think that you'll get me to sleep with this sweet gas" and I immediately fell asleep
    This is one of the most common things that my mom says about me

  • @Aroaceenby
    @Aroaceenby 2 года назад +4

    I remember faintly waking up from getting my wisdom teeth out. There's a fuzzy memory of something I said. I had brought my stuffed animal, a small bunny in a white blanket with me to surgery, and I remember seeing her shortly after I woke up and saying, "There's a bunny in this blanket," to my mom in a confused tone.

  • @bobbysauce1174
    @bobbysauce1174 5 лет назад +376

    Nobody:
    Patients: HIPPITY HOPPITY *hoi* bruh djejdq

    • @ironichoodies
      @ironichoodies 5 лет назад +4

      Antivax parents' kids in a nutshell

    • @danielashby9171
      @danielashby9171 5 лет назад

      do you want some of the "HIPPITY HOPPITUS"

  • @gogurt836
    @gogurt836 5 лет назад +52

    I remember them telling me that I yelled “HOLY CRAP THE WORLDS FRICKING UPSIDE DOWN” as I went under

    • @Echo_Kenji
      @Echo_Kenji 4 года назад +1

      I'm still laughing 😂

    • @average534
      @average534 4 года назад

      Depends witch time u said it

  • @biggeelafan42069
    @biggeelafan42069 3 года назад +5

    I have a fun story about my sister who was having her tonsils out. Basically, the doctors said that usually the kids don't talk for a while after it because their throat hurts so much, but my sister's loud ADHD self couldn't just... not talk. And so as soon as she woke up, she just stared at the doctor, and then screamed "MY THROAT HURTS!" at the top of her lungs.

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +129

    We have been blessed with so many puppy bloopers today! 😁🐶❤️
    #SmoochThePooch

  • @liqqlepwince
    @liqqlepwince 4 года назад +308

    My friend Eddie at the age of 12 had a surgery, and they said “say Goodbye to your parents”, and he was like, "see you in hell..." and passed out, his mother says, they burst down of laughter when they heard him.
    Another story about my friend Ashley. She was somewhere at the age of 10 when she got her first surgery, because she broke her arm stumbling and they said say bye-bye to your mommy, and when she was about to pass out she said these words... "...bye bitch..." and passed out. Her mother had a talk with her after she had that surgery. But the doctors and the nurse had a good laugh.
    Both of them are now in collage, and we still laugh about those stupid moments. But you gotta admit it’s funny.

    • @ariaready1892
      @ariaready1892 4 года назад +16

      Sounds like something i would say to my family but then i would instantly regret it and blam it on Anastasia but i said it on purpose

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +2

      Woah you have friends?!?!?! I just have my sis

    • @galeforce0113
      @galeforce0113 4 года назад +1

      See you in hell is far more funny

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 года назад +1

      Too bad, she got in trouble for something she didn’t even say.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад

      @@superrooster18 uhhh if she did so fucking what. That mom is a dipshit

  • @ErimosAster
    @ErimosAster 4 года назад +10

    I was getting a surgery in which all my top molars were being removed. Apparently as I passed out I said "aye vro I want some spaghetti." Right before they were about to wedge my mouth open I muttered "mouth wide with a man in my mouth? Must be friday" and as I woke up I asked "where is my mother I want my spaghetti I've been a good lil homo"
    I couldn't have spaghetti for about 3 and a half weeks. I complained about it every single day.

    • @maxbaker7841
      @maxbaker7841 3 года назад +1

      So, question, op. Are you actually a gay man?

  • @freakctrlcgistudio2587
    @freakctrlcgistudio2587 5 лет назад +69

    Coming out out of surgery I remember asking the nurse: "Where do you think humanity will be in 50,000 years?" ^_^

    • @deepant7036
      @deepant7036 4 года назад +9

      This man here is asking the real questions!

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 4 года назад +6

      I thought that said "humidity" and I was thinking about how the sun will eventually swallow the Earth and how in general, the planet will dry out due to heat (most likely) so

    • @RedHeavy-
      @RedHeavy- 4 года назад +1

      Allison Avery no, that’s not how.

    • @Iz4kulvr
      @Iz4kulvr 4 года назад +2

      A bad place looking from where we are now

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +1

      @@allisonavery7273 are you on an anesthetic right now?

  • @NinkaAndTheirVoices
    @NinkaAndTheirVoices 5 лет назад +34

    I remember getting my wisdom teeth removed when i was 16 and my sis was 14. I clearly remember while still as high as a kite my mom going on Pandora while i was in the front seat and my sis was in the back asleep. We were going to get our medication and Let it go started playing. I remember that I rolled the window down and started to scream... Not sing... Scream the lyrics to the song in a muffled voice, my sis joined. She just woke up and joined once i got to the chorus. Other drivers were clearly confused, annoyed, and looked worried.

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 3 года назад +3

    By the way, a colonoscopy is a surgery where the surgeon (a proctologist) always gets a little behind in his work.
    I've had two surgeries to remove my "factory" kidneys due to a hereditary disease that makes them grow because of cysts. They were so large they couldn't do both at one time as they'd hoped. When I went in for the second neprectomy, I had put surgical tape on my remaing (unscarred) side and written "This Side UP" on it, with the other side saying "Open Other Side". When the surgeons prepped me they were chuckling over that, and still laughing when I woke up in recovery and they stopped to see how i was doing.
    I've had a lot of surgical procedures due to this disease, and spent 8 years on dialysis (with its own access surgeries), and I've found it's best to keep a good attitude and enjoy humor with the medical staff, as they get tired of dealing with grumpy, angry people all the time. And YES, it actually does help with the pain, and really, what kind of a patient would YOU rather have if you were a doc or a nurse?
    One procedure had the "gas passer" (Anesthesiologist) run a medication through an IV in my arm, so he asked me to count from 1 to 10; I could feel the "juice" burning as it traveled up my arm and through my neck to reach my brain. "ONE", I said - and that was it.
    Some procedures have been while was awake, but "numbed" to not feel pain. That's common when, for example, they're putting a heart catheter in for dialysis, as they want to know if you feel anything "weird". I did, as I think the tip of the probe reached the INSIDE OF MY HEART and bumped against the wall of my heart. My heart skipped a beat and the gas passer said, "We're there" to the surgeon. Strange feeling, that's for sure.
    Sometimes it's best that they insert "certain things" while you're out completely. Waking up to find A) a tube in your belly, under the skin, and B) a catheter inserted for when you pee (during my renal transplants). And of course, the WORST part is WHEN THEY PULL THOSE DEVICES OUT. I'm not going to try and describe it other than to say I now know what an animal feels like having its entrails removed.

  • @MorphianDA
    @MorphianDA 5 лет назад +245

    Had to go under a little while back. I have a dark sense of humour..
    *Insert generic high/stoner voice*
    "Yoooo, ama 'bout to get Bill Cosby'd heh heh he..."

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 лет назад +3

      SlimSnowman yea I would’ve laughed at that

    • @OneToxicPixel
      @OneToxicPixel 5 лет назад +6

      Not gonna lie that was very funny xD most funny thing I was able to do when I was put under was as a child when I woke up I just got out of bed and wandered around, looking for my mother, who had been sleeping next to me the entire time, when the nurse picked me up, she was a little freaked out because I should have been sleeping for at least another hour, so she promptly put me back in the bed without waking up my Mum. She deserved a nap after all, it has been a pretty rough time for her ;-;

  • @pastedino6670
    @pastedino6670 4 года назад +46

    Once my aunt was talking about how she makes brussel sprouts before her surgery, and when she woke up she started talking from where she left off in the conversation.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +6

      I did the same, except my mouth was full of gauze and I was furiously trying to explain to my doctor that Pikachu and Eevee were entirely unrelated Pokémon.

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 2 года назад

      @@ArcanineEspeon lol

  • @darkmask5933
    @darkmask5933 3 года назад +5

    I remember our old family practitioner, he loved our family.
    I remember being a teenager and telling him I was taking French in school, so he responded with "Bonjour, oui oui, escargot ... stick shift!" and about pissed himself laughing like it was the funniest joke ever.
    Another time my sister had to go in because she twisted her ankle, he again cracked himself up when she told him that she didn't know you couldn't wear roller skates on a skateboard.

  • @chimkinungies2393
    @chimkinungies2393 4 года назад +144

    Its funny hearing this now as I'm getting surgery in 2 hours. This makes me feel better..
    Edit:
    Thank you for all the concern kind strangers and I apologise for my late reply. (hopefully you didn't worry too much @-@). If anyone is interested I had surgery on my wrist to remove a ganglion cyst (imagine a balloon filled with the lubricants in your joints) after I didn't receive proper care following my surgery in 2013 (broken hand/arm).
    Overall, it was a quick surgery and sadly I didn't say anything interesting apon waking up. :/
    Thankfully it seems I will be fine now and have finally regained the muscles in my arm. :))
    Again thank you for commenting and liking it means a lot

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 5 лет назад +52

    Yugo constantly interrupting your recording is the most hilarious and adorable thing 😂

  • @kimhohlmayer7018
    @kimhohlmayer7018 3 года назад +4

    Best laughs I’ve had in weeks! The puppy bloopers were adorable and also hysterical, especially the squeaky toy noises.

  • @frogoverlord3471
    @frogoverlord3471 4 года назад +195

    When I was like 9 suffering from a bad fever I would get dizzy and so I went to bed after one of these dizzy spills and woke up crying because I was Abraham Lincoln and I cried to my mom until I relized I was indeed not Abraham Lincoln

    • @jamieschechner7954
      @jamieschechner7954 4 года назад +20

      Muffinz Lincoln, 46th President of the surgery room

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +7

      Ah the dreams

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +8

      @@jamieschechner7954 thanks for making my night

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +6

      The funniest thing here for me is wondering why being Honest Abe was worth crying about.

  • @theon-32
    @theon-32 5 лет назад +215

    16:00 - Demonetized.
    "Starting to feel like I'm in *hell*"

    • @omotsosirhc
      @omotsosirhc 5 лет назад +16

      Multi Gaming Anything is a swear word in RUclips’s point of view

    • @BillyBoze
      @BillyBoze 5 лет назад

      @@epsilon7707
      You can't even spell it right...

    • @aviejay04
      @aviejay04 5 лет назад

      Oh my gosh he said h-h-h-hell?
      Oof I sound like a furry eeeeeee

    • @FlawlessBBQ
      @FlawlessBBQ 5 лет назад

      When u play it over and over it sounds like he’s saying
      “Hurting to feel like I’m in hell”

  • @MrMato
    @MrMato 4 года назад +11

    When I got drugged, i just got calmer then i usually was. Hell, I could zone out 10x easier, which was nice. Weird.

  • @goldenhoneybee7823
    @goldenhoneybee7823 4 года назад +35

    I really love that you leave in your laughing at the stories. Makes it much more entertaining.

  • @yashsingh6096
    @yashsingh6096 5 лет назад +210

    Doctor: *tries to comfort patient*
    Patient: “That joke put me to sleep” *passes out*
    Doctor: *purposely fails surgery*

    • @yuliyami14
      @yuliyami14 5 лет назад +1

      Lo tengo que recordar cuando me operen de algo

    • @Starcanum-
      @Starcanum- 5 лет назад +9

      That must've been a real killer joke.

    • @Tobyrox
      @Tobyrox 5 лет назад +1

      No mercy

  • @Rika5589
    @Rika5589 4 года назад +4

    Years back, I got my wisdoms pulled. I chose to do both the gas and the liquid that knocks you out. The dentist came in about every 10ish minutes to see if I was drowsy. After about a half hour, they asked how I was feeling and I told them fine, bit a little tired. (I get tired when anxious) they told me not to fight it and walked out. I was very confused but decided to close my eyes. I then woke up to weight on my finger and saw the pulse reader thing on my finger. I proceeded to take a pic of it with my phone and then blacked back out after hearing the dentist talk. "Oh, she's awake. Never mind. She's out". I then remember my boyfriend and mom coming to get me, as I enthusiastically tried to talk to them about who knows what. My boyfriend mentioned to me not to talk too much, as my mouth was stuffed with cotton and didn't want the stitches to rip open. There was a millisecond of anger before I blacked back out. I then remember seeing his and my feet next to the car tire (he had to practically cary me and was waiting for the car door to be unlocked) then finally remember crashing onto the couch before waking up to frozen meat to my face XD all very much a blur, but I still have the pic of the pulse reader thing lol

  • @wh0swhip
    @wh0swhip 4 года назад +185

    my last words when i was about to go under was “i have to pee”

  • @ilygothy
    @ilygothy 5 лет назад +41

    _Me:_ *Bites* *friends* *hair*
    _Friend:_ What was that for?!
    _Me:_ sOrRy I tHoUgHt i WaS a ShArK

  • @kevinolver39
    @kevinolver39 3 года назад +4

    I was put under to remove two wisdom teeth. Apparently I woke up in recovery, walked to the receptionist, patted my bill. Then I went back to the recovery room. When I woke up the second time, I asked where to pay my bill. I got the strangest look from the nurse, who told me I had already paid! To this day, I don’t remember waking up the first time.

  • @ethanchenoweth
    @ethanchenoweth 5 лет назад +584

    Hey rSlash, can you let yugo Bork in between stories?

    • @Starfroot
      @Starfroot 5 лет назад +17

      Ethan Chenoweth yasss

    • @sprinkleman8103
      @sprinkleman8103 5 лет назад +13

      Ethan Chenoweth YES!

    • @mercurymoonn
      @mercurymoonn 5 лет назад +13

      Yes!!!
      We need this

    • @TsukiKageTora
      @TsukiKageTora 5 лет назад +4

      Why?

    • @ThiccyKyle
      @ThiccyKyle 5 лет назад +24

      Um, excuse me! It us not r/! Its rSlash! If you get that wrong 1 more time you have to give me your phone, pc, and laptop including everything you own.