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ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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I like that when it comes to food Boyle can even fight with Gina and Rosa fearlessly.
Is your pfp from the haikyuu manga?
yes!that's right@@atharvjamwal5083
😂
And even Holt😅
You sir ,are not ready to scramble eggs. LOL@@darmin811
"But we don't want to feed Kevin burnt garbage " 😂😂😂😂 always funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When food is involved, Charles channels his inner Gordon Ramsay.
I had no idea Gordon Ramsay was like that, until i saw a recommended video, yeesh😂😂😂
I'll never forget Gordon's "Grilled Cheese" 😭
I'm pretty sure Ramsey doesn't have weird food
@@Emily-sx7vdexcept he has done a travelling show where he tried different kinds of food from different cultures so yes he does
@aesinam I said weird not different cultures
8:38 I love how Charles just opened the box but Hitchcock and Scully are already there with a plate each 🤣
The minute details
Well they probably saw him walking in holding the box firmly underneath and with no condensation to show it being a cheesecake they came to the only logical conclusion that it was a pie
I love Boyles out of character assertiveness when it comes to food. Always fun to see a drastic change in character
Stingray really is the tenderest meat in the ocean.
Fussy. You need to soak it in vinegar first to take away the astringentness. @@tantalus_complex
"Just say it'll be good, man." "It'll be good, man."
Literally one of my favorite scenes just cuz of how he says it 😂
6:42, Boyle’s opinion on Nikolaj’s tastes is my favorite
My favorite Charles food moment is when they are on Rosa's bachelorette party, and they are smashing stuff up in a restaurant and Charles is just there eating large intestines.
"moshi moshi, losers" aw yeah, I got a new dinnertime announcement
1:01 this scene is just Whiplash but with food
And replace J. K. Simmons with Gordon Ramsay and you are set😂
I love Terry’s expressions as Boyle describes his happy place.😂😂😂
You left out the “mouth feel” comment. I’ve used mouth feel to judge food ever since.
Yes, food makes sound. My life has been changed because of that realization. Thank you Charles!
Sound?!
Cheese curds are squeaky
The crunch of bread
@@dora8443 but not all bread makes a crunch if it’s not baked or fried.
@@mostly_insane2291 wouldn’t know never tried em.
9:24 charles: its not the first turkey i killed in a friends bath tub
Terry: it. Isn't?
DO I LOOK LIKE JAKE TO YOU?!!
No not at all😂😂🤣🤣
I love how, when it comes to food and food alone, Boyle is able to intimidate everyone lol
Takoyaki is a beloved snack in Japan and other Asian countries.
Why is it in a bag/sauceless
@@henrylaw3161 because the joke is that jake thought they were doughnut holes, if they were served normally the joke wouldn't work
I don't mind it that it was in a bag, but sauceless is a big no for me.
The show is kinda culturally insensitive
Remember mleepnos
@@mikeoxmaul9386why not ? Are dougnut holes always packed in paper bags
This video proves we all have good taste, and make questionable choices at times.
3:18 Boyle: "This is the Boyle decision-making manual; one of these sections will help you choose your partner. What do you prefer - eyes or butt, brains or body?"
Rosa: "Brains"
Boyle: "Uh nope sorry, that's for deciding lunch"
Rosa: "Horrifying"
Ded 😂😂
Charle's review blog is the only one which accounts for mouth feel.
R.I.P Captain 💙
I love this channel. Helps me relive the glory of Brooklyn Nine Nine. It never gets old!
They were NÜRFLÜSKERS BRAN CIRCLES!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is literally on the line of a passion and a problem
Boyle: "Relax! It's not the first turkey i've killed in a friend's bathtub."
Jefferts: *concerned* "It isn't??"
Killed me lmao
I expected the exploding pressure cooker. Clips are hilarious, though.
its kind of incredible what the Boyle character became
imagine Boyle on the bear lol
Charles was one of Carmy Berzatto’s old bosses😂
Charles my favorite character
rip Andre we love you
"Quality bat meat" aged like milk
Aged milk is a culinary delicacy in many cultures. For example in the Balkans, Russia, and Eastern Europe milk from cows, sheep, or goats is poured into a goatskin bag and hung over the door of one’s house to ferment into the delightfully tangy and fizzy drink known as kefir!
aged milk is cheese@@RichardWartooth
@@bigbird4481I was making a Boyle joke. Did you watch the video?
@@RichardWartooth I did, but I'm not what you call the sharpest tool in the shed. I'll get the job done for sure but I'm not them grade A tools
@@bigbird4481it’s all good. I didn’t mean to sound like a jerk with my comment. Cheers, fellow B99 fan ✌️
Man, it's the video title that made me go 😮
Boyle really doesn't know what he says, right?haha
when food is involved, boyle suddenly grows a spine
You know a good actor when you think of them as their character first.
He's absolutely right about cooking eggs, and once I realized it my egg game shot through the roof.
0:42 The moment Boyle says that Jamón Ibérico is amazing, I will trust forever for anything about Food.
boyle is the most underrated character from b99😭😭🙏
You know I honestly think Boyle would be the craziest zombie ever.
Boyle is my favorite innuendo slinging food weirdo 😂
Rosa: sees boyle has axe.
Also rosa: I approve
I love it when Charles taste tests the food by comparing the pies and pizzas to compare which is the best recipes😊
just wanna find something i'm as passionate about as charles is about disgusting food
"mouth sounds" i have used this to judge crisps for years.
I love that Hitchcock and Skully automatically go over to the pie with plates in hand.
Every time I add salt to something I think, "The hand is the middle-man."
0:55 i suggested that to my sister for my nephew's baby shower
would've been awesome
6:52 Stephanie's inner thoughts: Don't laugh Don't laugh DON'T LAUGH 🤣
"The World's Best Pizza" - Quotes Magazine
fave show of all#
8:05 the way she says "they accidentally put a stone in mine" 😂
the weird characters are always the best part
I just toss some water in the pan and it does all the nuance for you. Incredibly fluffy eggs than you dash some cayenne pepper.
Ooh takoyaki, it depends on where you get them if you buy them from a food cart they are great. Fresh they have a consistency like melted cheese covered with sauce seaweed flakes and bonito flakes. With a crunchy outer shell.
Why is there few people talking about how funny 1:35 is
FR THAT MADE ME CACKLE
Better title for this would have been “Please call me chef”
How dare Jake spit out takoyaki, that’s delicious
I actually want to try squid balls. They actually sound tasty!
Octopus and yes they are pretty tasty~ I get Takoyaki whenever I go out for Japanese.
8:45 Not Hitchcock and Scully coming over with utensils!
Takoyaki is one of my favorite foods. I know it for comedy but my brain has such a hard time with Jake disliking it. lol.
Haven’t tried Takoyaki yet but just hear it’s great
omg the last clip, im dyinnggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think anyone other than Joe Lo Truglio could deliver these lines the right way
Was Boyle a chef before joining the police academy?
Handover your spatula 😂
2:20 Boyle is right about sound
Rip Charles
I wonder if Boyle visited the Wuhan fish market in early 2020. He is a bat meat enjoyer after all
He bought it on dark web!
😂 @1.35 oh man
I learned to cook scrambled egg from this episode
0:38 takoyaki is amazingly good jake doesn't have taste
Jake is crazy takoyaki is great
What? When did the hooves episode happen??
Takoyaki is good tho
Takoyaki is actually delicious if you find the flavor you like
"Moshi moshi losers"😂😅
Based honestly
6:45 what episode is this from?
Season 6, episode 13
@@tanzilyamadaliyeva9612 thanks!
0:03 has Boyle ever been to Wuhan?
They accidentally put a stone in mine, no,no that's the hoof, that's the best part of stew. Think of it as Marinara wrapped around a thick toenail. 🥘🍲😶🌫️
He said marrow.. lol bone marrow.
Bone marrow is actually tasty if prepared properly but that… just sounded disgusting.
A marrow nougat
Man, that bat meat joke aged about as well as the spy agency in Archer being named ISIS.
I will always always judge this character for wanting to eat ortolan
These titles have been going crazy😭 for a few hours. They gon changed it, tho
Not gonna lie, those sloping cuts of Amy’s were driving me a little crazy too.
I can deal with him eating a giant toenail, I cannot deal with the slurping.
boyleee
Hola
I finally tried takoyaki for the first time a few months ago and all I want is to go back for more.
I totally agree with chef boyle. Those cuts were sloppy at best.
0:55
Who would win Boyle or Ramsey
You know, it's funny. If Gordon Ramsey and JK Simmons were this tough with me, I'd cry but understand that they're being tough with me to make me a better chef. With Boyle, I'd scream and punch him in the Strawberry Basket because I'm not taking advice from a foodie that thinks being certified on Yelp makes him a good chef and food critic
Food is supposed to be editable
9:06 No... No not a nice axe.
Possibly the worst axe I've ever seen.
It's not a fiskars
Where’s the sog city?
9:41 So gross. Marilu Henner was 62 when they filmed that scene.
Did he say bat meat? BOYLE
I kinda agree with him on the gender reveal thing.
8:07 I wanna throw up now.
Hahahaha
ayy