I know that this is a joke but that could be an interesting plot point. Antarctica could be a safe haven for the resistance since the combine never thought it would be hospitable for humans.
I like the idea of humans tricking the combine into thinking really stupid things. For example, imagine the combine vigorously searching the planet for a "Santa-Claus" because a rebel mentioned him during an interrogation.
@@Mendips How would the Resistance fly all the way into Antarctica? They're literally in Bulgaria. According to Google, that'd be a distance of 14 million kilometers.
@@inspektor-etj how is the resistance ONLY in bulgaria? The Americas exist and they DO have teleportation technology and a fucking helicopter. i wasnt even being serious
@@Mendips Other types of Resistances exist, we're talking about a Bulgarian Resistance. Also, we have no evidence that teleportation is available in Antarctica, and the helicopter would've well ran out of fuel in the middle of the way onto Antarctica.
As a citizen of the Combine empire, I can confirm it just kinda sucks to live here. Not being feed any nutrition. Civil protection keeps busting down my door to just beat me up with stun baton’s. And being forced to moved to these random cities for some reason.
As a member of the Civilian Protection Unit at City 17, Its quite fun here, you get a lot of privileges that the civs dont have, and you get to beat aliens AND humans alike to your heart's content, like that time where i busted some guy's door and beat his ass for not picking up his fucking can, the only downside is that my squadron has been almost whiped out by a nerd with glasses and a weird suit that doesn't fit him yesterday, im the only survivor.
@@memebaltan Trust me, you don't want to. After learning enough about the Combine in the Half life series, i can safely tell you that neither hitlers nor stalins have interests to fully kill themselves out, unlike the combine which is an ALIEN Empire to remind you. They don't care about what happens to Humans and they are slowly killing them off throught advanced technological means.
One thing I like about this is that it almost sounds like an organic lifeform wailing in horror. The Combine is basically one enormous super-organism with integrated species acting as its executive functions and a near omniscient AI (Overwatch) to regulate its autonomic functions. It calls rebellious/non-compliant components "malignant" and to be "amputated". All this means that the mere sight of Gordan Freeman inspires terror, as he is an entity too small to keep perfect track of, too fearless to intimidate, and has existed external to the Combine machine for his entire life up until now, and so is the only person who is not part of the collective of humanity seen and counted after the 7-hour war and thus is the only person who essentially isn't from the same world as everyone else. He is creative, intelligent, motivated, fearless, and is willing to sacrifice himself to kill the Combine, so is in a sense irrational in a way that the Combine doesn't know how to cure. He is, unlike the citizens, referred to as "individual". As silly as it sounds, the Combine fear the One Free Man because as a super-organism, they can't comprehend him. The CPs might see him as a man in an orange suit, but the Combine views him as an incomprehensible terror that can dodge every means of coercion that worked on his fellow human, and can often-times fight the Combine on their soil, but always on HIS terms. That is why the Combine can defeat a collective of billions but can't face one individual.
I keep reading those "Lmao Combine are soooo powerful and Gordon is just a guy with a crowbar" comments everywhere but this, this is a very nice insight. Thank you for sharing these thoughts, they really put everything into perspective.
@@osasunaitor It's weird to think Gordan wouldn't have had nearly the success if he were fighting a modern earthly government. Imagine the manhunt for Osama Bin Laden but he was an eldritch being that was always one step ahead because his thought-process, and even his existence was outside of our comprehension. Gordan is that to the Combine.
So basically, the Combine is made to take down entire species, but an individual with critical thinking, and anything that makes hin different fron the collective, is too foreign to efficiently take down, just like how we can't just kill Bacteria by hitting them with our hand, or shooting it, Combine Cant kill Freeman by Conventional means. He is too complex for Combine to Comprehend, he is the Embodyment of what seperates Us from the Combine, that being Human Sentience, our Autonomy and ableness to exist as individuals rather than collectives, He is the Embodyment of being able to think for Ourselves. The Problem with Combine's tactics is they're trying to predict the unpredictable. Combine making Transhuman soldiers without any Autonomy or Free thinking, is like taking a Razor Sharp Sword and using it as a Blunt force weapon. Like using Screws with a hammer, like its a nail. A Screw is much more complex than a nail. Just as we humans are Much more complex than just Bipedal creatures who can shoot guns.
@@ic0nic707 It was one small detachment of the military and some unprepared aliens, plus all he does in that game is face a single onslaught of extradimensional terror/federal tomfoolery he doesn't dismantle the United States
I’m pretty sure that the anthem was not made for the Combine itself but instead for the human race, to create a sense of patriotism among humans for being part of the Combine. Which would help with further assimilation.
i was thinking the same thing, but I got a question tho. Does the Combine really want assimilation if they have the suppression field on? Seems like their goal is to stop humans from reproducing so they die off. But again, Combine struck some kind of a deal with Breen(he must have had some kind of leverage to even bargain with the Combine too) to not exterminate the human race, well if that’s the case then why Breen agreed to this suppression field if his goal was preservation lol. thank you for listening to my ted talk
Did you play the game? They literally mention that the combine overwatch is just a small and weak force meant to hold earth. They're equivalent to an understaffed group of mall security. The whole point of the resistance in half life was to cut off the combine overwatch to prevent them from sending in the real combine military.
How to unite earth under one banner tutorial: 1. Boom boom at Black mesa 2. Funny creatures at earth 3. Show up with badass alien force 4. Drain the oceans to take resources 5. Make people into funny soldiers 6. Get destroyed by a nerd with glasses 7. No profit...
This anthem lets you feel the might and power of the Combine Empire, it's unimaginable power, it's seemingly endless vastness, and it's authority with no equal, one of the most powerful empires in all of fiction. This empire makes the Galactic Empire of Star Wars shit it's pants.
that's really a nightmare just imagine everyone thought it was China fighting us but seven hours later you just hear that and then realize your entire home planet was captured and overthrown by the combine, you'd also feel the air holding onto you feeling like some invisible force was just holding you like a hug, as you see soldiers on the ground dead 4 billion humans dead and the anthem kept playing as its the combines victory, you see robotic machines and that's it, you just sit to think why over and over.
oh yeah but thing is the black mesa event already happened, which already killed like 2 billion. The portal storms and stuff. And then this? 6 billion dead all together. Less than 1 billion humans left alive 250 million+ converted into combine workers
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine." "Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again." "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." "So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
@@LehySnek Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are staying, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. it's safer here.
@@clan_boyd ... they're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive...
The continuation of the human species rests in the hands of the Universal Union, it is up to us to maintain the bonds that hold us together, do your part in taking our species to the stars
"combine" is a derogatory noun used to describe the physical appearance of the Universal Union's forces, as they have a policy of "combining" any species they invade into their own forces resulting in a visually mixed legion, while also "combining" any such species biology with machinery resulting in a mixed body of those in the mixed legion. The Universal Union in a commination of machines, biology, and different species from different dimensions, making their very being complex, and so simple brains simply know them vaguely as "the combine". this message brought to you by your local Universal Union supporter
The universal union isn't their actual name, it's just how Breen described them. The combine is the closest thing we have to an actual name seeing as they used its abbreviation on a lot of different items.
@@ic0nic707he says ‘and only this universal union…’ implying it’s an adjective more than the actual name. Not to mention everything the combine own is stamped with a ‘CMB’. “Universal Union” is a random line thrown into one breen speech, but Combine is used literally everywhere, even by the combine
emagine waking up to a beat up house and you look outside and see a whole freakin army of gasmask people marching past your window with helicopters flying above, that would be super scary.
4 options you never wake up, thanks to a xenian lifeform teleporting into your house you never wake up, thanks to a combine supersoldier shooting you you wake up in agonizing pain, thanks to a xenian headcrab teleporting in you wake up alive, another day to prepare to leave to a different continent
You have no idea how mad I’d be if my entire empire controlling an entire planet got destroyed by some sleep deprived schizophrenic holding a crowbar in a funny suit
@@Espartanica it is. I think ive already answered you in an other thread but in one of his speech, dr Breen states "The Universal Union that small minds calls the Combine"
@@Zaher74 It's not. The term wasn't even capitalized. It's never used anywhere else. The writers forgot they even used the term. It's calling the Combine a Universal Union in the same way as someone would call the USA a Country. Doesn't mean the USA is CALLED country.
i have a theory, the gman used the resonance cascade to lure the combine to earth becouse the only species able to ceace comunications between the combine overworld and their universe is humanity, it doesn't really matter if what's left of the combine is crushed or if the resistance fails miserably, but the fact that earth broke free of the grip of the combine empire probably started a chaos in the combine overworld, maybe that information got to other planets under combine rule, and meaby that ignited other revolutions across the empire, making the combine fall or at least making them a lot weaker
I love how it doesen't even shy away from the true nature of the combine. They don't lie about being some great empire, they are a brutal regime, who conquers and subjugates, with this song showing that.
I always find it funny when people compare their fav Sci-Fi empires to the Combine. They cap out at being galactic empires. The Combine is inter-dimensional, good luck defeating that
@@EspartanicaF por el flood😅😅los combine los van a capturar y los van a modificar como hicieron con los headcrafts o los van a confinar en alguna prisión usando sus poderes mentales
@@gggvvvjggbgg4517 The Flood is far stronger than the Combine. The Flood can become a planet itself, speak telepathically to the galaxy, and infect machines. The Flood can even make use of other dimensions to store its memories and is a hive mind. The Combine have Dyson spheres and portals, but the Flood defeated a civilization that made Dyson spheres and portals like child's play, and uses pocket dimensions the size of a soccer ball to store an artificial planet bigger than Earth's orbit
Basically the aliens took over with a powerful force. But they only came to the Earth to take all our resources and they only left enough of their forces behind to drain the planet. Gordon only survives because a tiny fraction of the aliens are all that stayed behind.
long story short: no, he's trying to get rid of a multidimensional empire and so far he destroyed the connection between the combine overworld and earth
No actually A Guy causes an Alien Invasion causing the usa Army to be involved During some time Period the Combine invaded because half the Humans Got killed by Aliens so it was a 7 hour war
![[SCP THEME] Bastion of Humanity - The Rise of The UNGOC](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UNrj4RmbCJw/mqdefault.jpg)
Glad to see that the penguins have successfully defended their homeland against the combine
Please stop calling us Penguins 🙏
smile and wave, boys
The Combine would be wise to never again attack such a fierce enemy.
I know that this is a joke but that could be an interesting plot point.
Antarctica could be a safe haven for the resistance since the combine never thought it would be hospitable for humans.
@@kotikura the north pole id a different story...
I like the idea of humans tricking the combine into thinking really stupid things. For example, imagine the combine vigorously searching the planet for a "Santa-Claus" because a rebel mentioned him during an interrogation.
Claus ...
Santa Claus
Wake up Mister Claus ,
Wake up and smell the chestnut roasting
wait santa isn't real?
@@cartelconnection6699he isn’t even Christian
@@cartelconnection6699nor mentioned in the bible (even though I am Muslim)
Combine: You're weak.
Antarctica: I'm you.
That could be a good plot for HL3
@@RamaboyButylka777 the borealis is in Antarctica
@@Mendips How would the Resistance fly all the way into Antarctica? They're literally in Bulgaria.
According to Google, that'd be a distance of 14 million kilometers.
@@inspektor-etj how is the resistance ONLY in bulgaria?
The Americas exist and they DO have teleportation technology and a fucking helicopter.
i wasnt even being serious
@@Mendips Other types of Resistances exist, we're talking about a Bulgarian Resistance. Also, we have no evidence that teleportation is available in Antarctica, and the helicopter would've well ran out of fuel in the middle of the way onto Antarctica.
0:29 that one metrocop looking into our soul
You didn’t pick up the can.
"worse mistake of my life"
-a random citizen
"Why am i the one behind australia ?"
@@OneWingedKing 'Because your brain is upside down'
@@speedymcspeedfr *Gets struck by a crowbar*
imagine being part of the most powerful empire in the universe just to be beaten by a nerd holding a crowbar
Literally
If you're part of the Combine, you're probably a brainwashed synth
Even worse if its a speed runner bunny hopping💀
And this nerd is 6'2, 160 pounds💀
A based man in a cringe place can make all the difference
Nice to see that the Hawaiians successfully defended their islands against the Combine!
Hawaii isn’t real
@@charlotterich4518 hawaii is canadian propaganda
And The Florida Keys
And Antarctica/Penguin Empire
isnt it technically..america?
@@charlotterich4518 it is? whoever told you that is dumb
This time even switzerland didn't managed to be neutral
Yeah i led the attack of Switzerland
@@Ashley_Graves42 coomer why😿😿
hey WHAT the FUCK? @@Ashley_Graves42
This music is perfect for saying that something wrong going on around
perfect for an organization that conquered earth in 7 hours
ما شاء الله انت هنا 🙂
@@mohmmedfathl5807 من الطبيعي اني أتابع زملائي في المحتوى 😁
@@mohmmedfathl5807 ما توقعت في عرب يلعبون هالف-لايف
عمر ؟
As a citizen of the Combine empire, I can confirm it just kinda sucks to live here. Not being feed any nutrition. Civil protection keeps busting down my door to just beat me up with stun baton’s. And being forced to moved to these random cities for some reason.
I have no idea if I’m in a everlasting dream. This all just suddenly happened after I took a 7 hour rest of sleep.
@@Jar-Vids While you were sleeping,alien oppressive empire invaded Earth and decided to make it hell
did you pick up the can??
Mfs who talk good about the combine when they get all their basic rights removed
As a member of the Civilian Protection Unit at City 17, Its quite fun here, you get a lot of privileges that the civs dont have, and you get to beat aliens AND humans alike to your heart's content, like that time where i busted some guy's door and beat his ass for not picking up his fucking can, the only downside is that my squadron has been almost whiped out by a nerd with glasses and a weird suit that doesn't fit him yesterday, im the only survivor.
*gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional*
true
while he b hops toward you at mach 300 of course.
It was a time when humanity last saw a crowbar coming at them from a steel corridor
@@Ashley_Graves42 I'm going to rebel. I'm Godzilla so yeah.
He sure doesn't.
G-Man: Awakens Freeman to save the world again
Freeman : Oh shit , here we go again
Combine: defeat the earth in 8 hours
Freeman : destroyed the connection of the combine to the earth in 3 days ..
@Seven it's 7 hours not 8
@@Seven-or1lx how did you mess that up?
@@MrEyeball197 idk man im autistic
He awakens Freeman? I thought G man was the bad guy?
The 7 hours war wasn’t won by military force it was won because every soldier heard this anthem and they all joined the combine
lol
Its because there ia better anthem then any country
I believe this
yes
This song is too mid for that to be true.
I'm more of an Pro-Resistance guy myself, yet this once is simply a banger.
The overwatch would like to know your location
@@npc_citizen9276 The Remains of Olympic Sarajevo, good luck getting me bozos
@@rodstery7437 Dont worry, the civil protection will just wipe out the whole city.
@@rodstery7437oh we don't have to be there there is fifteen headcrab shells launched in your area
@@rodstery7437 dont worry we can make the earth rotate the opposite direction and you'll come to us the entire combine army looking for one guy
im obsessed with how this sounds like the imperial march but also sounds unique enough to be distinguishable as its own thing
It sounds both evil and... alien
1984 may seem worse, but a reminder that you’re dealing with an INTER-DIMENSIONAL faction instead of an earthly one.
1984 is a shit novel.
Idk man I would rather be under aliens than hitler 2.0 or stalin 2.0
@@memebaltan Trust me, you don't want to. After learning enough about the Combine in the Half life series, i can safely tell you that neither hitlers nor stalins have interests to fully kill themselves out, unlike the combine which is an ALIEN Empire to remind you. They don't care about what happens to Humans and they are slowly killing them off throught advanced technological means.
@@memebaltanat least hitler and Stalin were defeated. We don’t even know if the combine will ever extract itself from Earth.
@@memebaltan idk man the combine looks worse than both hitter and Stalin
One thing I like about this is that it almost sounds like an organic lifeform wailing in horror.
The Combine is basically one enormous super-organism with integrated species acting as its executive functions and a near omniscient AI (Overwatch) to regulate its autonomic functions. It calls rebellious/non-compliant components "malignant" and to be "amputated". All this means that the mere sight of Gordan Freeman inspires terror, as he is an entity too small to keep perfect track of, too fearless to intimidate, and has existed external to the Combine machine for his entire life up until now, and so is the only person who is not part of the collective of humanity seen and counted after the 7-hour war and thus is the only person who essentially isn't from the same world as everyone else. He is creative, intelligent, motivated, fearless, and is willing to sacrifice himself to kill the Combine, so is in a sense irrational in a way that the Combine doesn't know how to cure. He is, unlike the citizens, referred to as "individual".
As silly as it sounds, the Combine fear the One Free Man because as a super-organism, they can't comprehend him. The CPs might see him as a man in an orange suit, but the Combine views him as an incomprehensible terror that can dodge every means of coercion that worked on his fellow human, and can often-times fight the Combine on their soil, but always on HIS terms.
That is why the Combine can defeat a collective of billions but can't face one individual.
I keep reading those "Lmao Combine are soooo powerful and Gordon is just a guy with a crowbar" comments everywhere but this, this is a very nice insight. Thank you for sharing these thoughts, they really put everything into perspective.
@@osasunaitor It's weird to think Gordan wouldn't have had nearly the success if he were fighting a modern earthly government.
Imagine the manhunt for Osama Bin Laden but he was an eldritch being that was always one step ahead because his thought-process, and even his existence was outside of our comprehension. Gordan is that to the Combine.
So basically, the Combine is made to take down entire species, but an individual with critical thinking, and anything that makes hin different fron the collective, is too foreign to efficiently take down, just like how we can't just kill Bacteria by hitting them with our hand, or shooting it, Combine Cant kill Freeman by Conventional means. He is too complex for Combine to Comprehend, he is the Embodyment of what seperates Us from the Combine, that being Human Sentience, our Autonomy and ableness to exist as individuals rather than collectives, He is the Embodyment of being able to think for Ourselves.
The Problem with Combine's tactics is they're trying to predict the unpredictable.
Combine making Transhuman soldiers without any Autonomy or Free thinking, is like taking a Razor Sharp Sword and using it as a Blunt force weapon.
Like using Screws with a hammer, like its a nail. A Screw is much more complex than a nail. Just as we humans are Much more complex than just Bipedal creatures who can shoot guns.
@@IESVSCHRISTVSDOMINVSNOSTEREST
Well, that’s kinda the whole plot of HL1.
@@ic0nic707 It was one small detachment of the military and some unprepared aliens, plus all he does in that game is face a single onslaught of extradimensional terror/federal tomfoolery he doesn't dismantle the United States
I’m pretty sure that the anthem was not made for the Combine itself but instead for the human race, to create a sense of patriotism among humans for being part of the Combine. Which would help with further assimilation.
i was thinking the same thing, but I got a question tho. Does the Combine really want assimilation if they have the suppression field on? Seems like their goal is to stop humans from reproducing so they die off. But again, Combine struck some kind of a deal with Breen(he must have had some kind of leverage to even bargain with the Combine too) to not exterminate the human race, well if that’s the case then why Breen agreed to this suppression field if his goal was preservation lol. thank you for listening to my ted talk
@floriuszz probably to prevent overpopulation, or maybe they were scared of the children becoming rebels?
@@blob-of-rare-stones suppression field was introduced as punishment for people because they rebeled
the cut song was intended to play on the pod ride through the citadel so probably not
Rebels:we hide and take canals
Rebels after big boom in Nova prospekt:KILL KIL KILL KIL
Lol frfrrfr
takes over the world in 7 hours but can't defeat the funny crowbar man.
All civil protection units, code: cope, seethe, mald
Freeman is too good.
I guess we fought with puny Combine until now
freeman had litteral plot armor. i feel like the gman protected him with holy insight
Did you play the game? They literally mention that the combine overwatch is just a small and weak force meant to hold earth. They're equivalent to an understaffed group of mall security. The whole point of the resistance in half life was to cut off the combine overwatch to prevent them from sending in the real combine military.
the combine be laughing until you say impulse 101
i Never understood why the command Is called impulse, why not just "spawn"
@@repaki123 the gonarch is refered to as "big momma" in the game files, i don't think impulse is too much of a stretch
"A good citizen does not pirate such a banger" - the consul
I think the consul himself is the ruler of the empire
Nah
He’s just a kinda of a puppet of the combine, yet the combine respect him in such a matter that they treat him like their just royal guards.
Wait that goes for Breen too
How to unite earth under one banner tutorial:
1. Boom boom at Black mesa
2. Funny creatures at earth
3. Show up with badass alien force
4. Drain the oceans to take resources
5. Make people into funny soldiers
6. Get destroyed by a nerd with glasses
7. No profit...
What if we get the scientist to drink the water, then while under its effects turn him into a specialised synth?
That's profit
FR
wheres "Lose your memory"
You have 1 hour for each item. In total, you must complete them in 7 hours.
u forgot the iron man suit with nerd glasses
This anthem lets you feel the might and power of the Combine Empire, it's unimaginable power, it's seemingly endless vastness, and it's authority with no equal, one of the most powerful empires in all of fiction. This empire makes the Galactic Empire of Star Wars shit it's pants.
Until a guy with a crowbar shows up
@warden4775 humans have developed local teleportation (unlike the Combine), maybe the HEV suit uses portals to store Gordon's weapons
the emperor of makind would like one word with you
the Galactic Empire dominates the Combine Empire
@@pope2552I mean power concentration wise yes
The Combine is to us just what the Empire was to the Ewoks
Don’t drink the water.
They put in something to make you forget
Tangi Virus Reference?
@@KidNamedLetterson Half Life 2 reference
@@themrfredgold1891 I don't even remember how I got here
@@KidNamedLetterson What?
**Me and the boys on our way to Hawaii**
(The Combine forgot to put it on their map)
that's really a nightmare just imagine everyone thought it was China fighting us but seven hours later you just hear that and then realize your entire home planet was captured and overthrown by the combine, you'd also feel the air holding onto you feeling like some invisible force was just holding you like a hug, as you see soldiers on the ground dead 4 billion humans dead and the anthem kept playing as its the combines victory, you see robotic machines and that's it, you just sit to think why over and over.
oh yeah but thing is the black mesa event already happened, which already killed like 2 billion. The portal storms and stuff. And then this? 6 billion dead all together. Less than 1 billion humans left alive 250 million+ converted into combine workers
750 million normals
@@timothybailey6281 So that's 1600's population
crazy how we went to 202- population in half life 2 to the 1600s population but the technology to some dope stuff@@StuckyStucky
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine."
"Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
"So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
I didn’t see you get on.
@@clan_boyd Well, end of the line.
@@LehySnek Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are staying, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. it's safer here.
@@Chrispogger Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here.
@@clan_boyd
... they're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive...
Imagine you go to sleep and the next day you see a combine gunship going through what used to be your neighborhood escorting civilians
i would shit myself💀😭🙏🙏
@@christianzea7085I would die
I would celebrate
I’ll be thinking those are German in Denmark.
God this turned from alien creatures coming through a portal and killing everyone into full on interplanetary nazis within 2 games
0:20 How school staff expect students to act during a fire drill
The Combine made Oceania from 1984 look like a paridise in comparison
Based
Your profile picture definitely checks out lol
Virgin divided earth VS. Chad unified earth
virgin human democracy vs chad alien autocracy
@@scoutdude4455 virgin aliens vs Chad ultraxenophobic empire
Chad Wannabe Alien empire vs solo Actual Chad MIT scientist
Virgin all of that VS Chad imperialist, anthropocentric, bioconservative, xenophobic, expansionist federated Earth
@@kaiserredgamer8943 even fucking better
The continuation of the human species rests in the hands of the Universal Union, it is up to us to maintain the bonds that hold us together, do your part in taking our species to the stars
*Combine
@@Espartanica it is universal union in this line
@@MindAtItsFinest Universal Union is not and never was a real thing. Just widespread Headcanon
If i heard this anthem irl, i'm joining the combine instantly
this shit badass
so you want to lose your memory
@@biggoodsteakjohn Sure, why not.. atleast it distracts me from this fucked up planet
@@Lemormon you have a point tho, i agree
Damn best anthem ever.
What "Non Mechanical Reproduction Simulation" does to a mf
Glad to see Santa defensed his land against the combine (edit: holy shit did not expect this to blow up)
Bro thats the north pole not the south🤦🏻
@@mysterystainontherug6290 r e a l m o m e n t
@@mysterystainontherug6290 i do know that btw
@@mysterystainontherug6290 are you on my rug
@@angelagoode7107Schizo💀
Congratulations to Panama for repelling the Combine!
Legend says that the Panamanian army blasted Panama by Van Halen while riding into battle shirtless dual-wielding M16s and the Combine just gave up
Идея топ когда по играм и выдуманным странам делают идеологию👍 спасибо автору
А ЧТО ЕСЛИ ЭТА МУЗЫКА ПОД ГИМН АЛЬЯНСА
@@АндрейКичигин-ю5к и что всё равно же идея топ
GLORY TO THE COMBINE
OBEY THE BENEFACTORS
Ah Here is Gordom Freeman Take
*DESTROY WC (Weather Control) AND CITADEL*
"combine" is a derogatory noun used to describe the physical appearance of the Universal Union's forces, as they have a policy of "combining" any species they invade into their own forces resulting in a visually mixed legion, while also "combining" any such species biology with machinery resulting in a mixed body of those in the mixed legion.
The Universal Union in a commination of machines, biology, and different species from different dimensions, making their very being complex, and so simple brains simply know them vaguely as "the combine".
this message brought to you by your local Universal Union supporter
The universal union isn't their actual name, it's just how Breen described them. The combine is the closest thing we have to an actual name seeing as they used its abbreviation on a lot of different items.
@@ic0nic707 I see you're a man of the benefactors as well.
@@danielmorgoone131 Dr. Breen's speech on collaboration "And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there."
@@ic0nic707oreso refers to them *as* a universal union … implying others exist (but not for long)
@@ic0nic707he says ‘and only this universal union…’ implying it’s an adjective more than the actual name. Not to mention everything the combine own is stamped with a ‘CMB’. “Universal Union” is a random line thrown into one breen speech, but Combine is used literally everywhere, even by the combine
Is it just me, or the combine sings a more beautiful and calm melody than humans.
We making it out of city 17 with this one 🥶🥶
Okay okay…. Now I’m loyalist 🥶
If half life 2 became a movie in public cinemas it would be one of the best sci fi
hell yeah
universal onion
soviet onion
Penguins and polar bears were able to resist the onslaught of combines!
Respect!
emagine waking up to a beat up house and you look outside and see a whole freakin army of gasmask people marching past your window with helicopters flying above, that would be super scary.
Combine: Finally we destroyed the UN in 7 hours
Gordon Freeman: Hi-
Combine: WE’RE DOOMED!
The advisor on screen: it’s fine
Advisor without screen: oh fuck we’re doomed.
@@JaylinSampson-k6pAdvisors when Gordon find a weapon or tec that can't level up himself: Were Doomed 💀
Glad to see the Combine recognize themselves as the bad guys with the anthem
0:29 that one metrocop:"why am i behind australia?"
Imagine if your went asleep in the US just to wake up to realize that you are now in the combine
knowing what happened to the us you would probably wake up in the afterlife
Technically,you won't even wake up to begin with.
4 options
you never wake up, thanks to a xenian lifeform teleporting into your house
you never wake up, thanks to a combine supersoldier shooting you
you wake up in agonizing pain, thanks to a xenian headcrab teleporting in
you wake up alive, another day to prepare to leave to a different continent
in canon the combine cleared north america out of the map with nukes because they were having a bad time dealing with the US army@@randomperson-uj4bp
@@baimo_ofc This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, the Combine wouldve crushed the US in a few minutes
The penguin socialist repablic marches on
When the Combine theme plays, you know they are going to combine you
The combine on its way to lose a whole empire to a human in orange pajamas with a piece of metal
Ain't no way I'm standing up for a minute and twenty-three seconds when this plays at school.
the alternative is to be killed
They don't provide education service 💀
@@Createanew0 Ik lol
You have no idea how mad I’d be if my entire empire controlling an entire planet got destroyed by some sleep deprived schizophrenic holding a crowbar in a funny suit
Truly a 'the right man in the wrong place' moment.
LONG LIVE THE UNIVERSAL UNION! 🤝
*Combine
@@Espartanicasame thing
@@Zaher74 Universal Union isn't a thing
@@Espartanica it is. I think ive already answered you in an other thread but in one of his speech, dr Breen states "The Universal Union that small minds calls the Combine"
@@Zaher74 It's not. The term wasn't even capitalized. It's never used anywhere else. The writers forgot they even used the term. It's calling the Combine a Universal Union in the same way as someone would call the USA a Country. Doesn't mean the USA is CALLED country.
Glory to our benefactors
0:01 congrats to those peoples who lives on Australia so combines cannot see them
True
FOR THE UNIVERSAL UNION!!!!!!!!!!!
"Rise And Shine Mr Freeman,Rise And Shine"
i have a theory, the gman used the resonance cascade to lure the combine to earth becouse the only species able to ceace comunications between the combine overworld and their universe is humanity, it doesn't really matter if what's left of the combine is crushed or if the resistance fails miserably, but the fact that earth broke free of the grip of the combine empire probably started a chaos in the combine overworld, maybe that information got to other planets under combine rule, and meaby that ignited other revolutions across the empire, making the combine fall or at least making them a lot weaker
Resist Brothers and Sisters! We shall not bow to these tyrants
Glory to combine!
“Now there are no politics! You either do what the government tells you or ya die!”
- Mike the Metrocop
0:29 that one metrocop looking to our unpure Bulgarian soul
The actual name of this track is called "Combine Harvester" and was never used in the final game of Half-Life 2.
Wow, that's cool. If there is a Half-life movie that will be the combine theme of the film.
This is the theme of the combine in the first place
So how yall enjoying earth yall? Maybe yall should join the civil protection or something.
Yooooo half life fan
Now, About the beer i own ya
It's me, Barney from Black Mesa!
As a true patriot of Universal Union i am so proud of my country!
*Combine
💀
theyre both the same@@Espartanica
@@Nachosuperhero Universal Union is not, and never has been, their name
@@Espartanicait is. In one of Dr Breen's propaganda speech he says "the Universal Union, that small mind call the Combine"
I feel happy to see that pinguins, Santa Claus, small Oceanians, and Hawaiians have successfully defend their island against the Combine
unfortunately, svalbard is apart of the combine, santa claus failed to defend it against the combine
imagine hearing this song while your sleeping
Glory to the resitance yet I do a salute to this banger!
When someone tells you to pick up the can you just dropped:
Alternative title:
Pyro hums along to a somewhat threatening tune
"Pick up that can"
glad to see the pacific islanders and hawaii defended their homelands bravely against the combine
I'm glad that Russians in Kurile Islands successfully defended their islands from Combine
Ah yes Penguins with grenades.... Fearsome foes
The pride and oomph of a national anthem, combined with the sounds of absolute rule and unfiltered tyranny.
Gman is the good guy because he wants freeman to save the world he wakes him up so he can save it faster.
Who will win?
The entire world
A guy with a silly suit and a crowbar
A guy with a silly suit and a crowbar will win
@@yo_03 even Combine admit they lose again *A guy with silly suit and Crowbar* lol😂😂
I like how they just completely ignored Antarctica, those penguins must have been fierce
GLORY FOR COMBINE UNIVERSAL UNION!
GLORY TO THE PENGUINS!
stalkers exist
same
GLORY TO THE UNION RAHHHH 🙋
*Combine
Palpatine ain’t got shit on the combine
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Good work citizen!
I love how it doesen't even shy away from the true nature of the combine. They don't lie about being some great empire, they are a brutal regime, who conquers and subjugates, with this song showing that.
all hail combine empire
Glad to see that the Galapagosians have successfully defended their homeland against the combine!
When you realize the invasion of Denmark in 1940 is longer than the invasion of Earth in 200-
Something to Add to my Vision Board
Sounds epic
music to my ears❤❤
instagram users on the way to comment the most vile and disgusting blocks of text on a reel about mental health awareness:
Imagine taking a 7 hour nap in Eastern Europe and you wake up in Universal Union💀
I always find it funny when people compare their fav Sci-Fi empires to the Combine. They cap out at being galactic empires. The Combine is inter-dimensional, good luck defeating that
The Combine-Flood war would be intense. At the Flood's peak, I mean.
@@Espartanica true, it would probably be intense like a 7 year or 7 decade war until the combine manages to cure it.
@@Espartanica
I'm paying good money to play a game with that premise
@@EspartanicaF por el flood😅😅los combine los van a capturar y los van a modificar como hicieron con los headcrafts o los van a confinar en alguna prisión usando sus poderes mentales
@@gggvvvjggbgg4517 The Flood is far stronger than the Combine. The Flood can become a planet itself, speak telepathically to the galaxy, and infect machines. The Flood can even make use of other dimensions to store its memories and is a hive mind.
The Combine have Dyson spheres and portals, but the Flood defeated a civilization that made Dyson spheres and portals like child's play, and uses pocket dimensions the size of a soccer ball to store an artificial planet bigger than Earth's orbit
glory to combine
I never played half life but did a man thats talented with a crowbar defeated the whole world?
Basically the aliens took over with a powerful force. But they only came to the Earth to take all our resources and they only left enough of their forces behind to drain the planet. Gordon only survives because a tiny fraction of the aliens are all that stayed behind.
long story short: no, he's trying to get rid of a multidimensional empire and so far he destroyed the connection between the combine overworld and earth
No actually A Guy causes an Alien Invasion causing the usa Army to be involved During some time Period the Combine invaded because half the Humans Got killed by Aliens so it was a 7 hour war
@@driedmoon He wants to remove the combine off the earth, not destroy them